[BEYOND DQN] Someone else's comment from some site nobody knows [PASTE] [PART 5] (999)

1 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9305 08:07

(He's a tough boy. You can treat him as one of your items.)

950 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9852 16:39

george w bush dont put ren and stimpy adult party cartoon movie on youtube anymore your fired

951 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9853 02:30

she looks like a muppet. a muppet that doest wash her ass

952 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9854 20:20

Trayvon ain't die for this

953 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9855 13:35

I don't understand anything can someone good tell me what the lyrics say????☹😔😫😫😫😫we laymen do not understand ..Motorhead mmm¡!!!! lesbians ?????

954 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9856 00:19

Them, idiots: "I like catholic girls because I want a girl who is chaste"
Me, enlightened: "I like catholic girls because they're into S&M and easier to convert to paganism"

955 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9856 02:41

Who gives a shit? You're homosexual if you use Snorlax anyways.

956 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9856 14:51

Umm, I'm fairly certain Nero didn't castrate the freedman. Nero played the female role as wife, and received anal sex from his freedman husband in his public courtyard because he was Alpha that way and the mercury the Roman elite put in their hair to appear beautiful was getting to him nya~

957 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9856 20:05

If the Bible is true, then the Koran is false, because the Koran contradicts the Bible.
If the Bible is false, then the Koran is still false, because the Koran says that the Bible is true.

958 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9856 21:33

I canft believe this, this is utterly shamefulc we let a Brony write in Scots?? Uh! How far have we fallen???

959 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9856 22:15

one day not funding at least 3 ethots will be seen as a red flag on your resume

960 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9857 04:01

Unpopular opinion: but *endlessly rehashed take from establishment media talking heads*

961 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9857 13:37

If you're going to be remembered for things, DOOM and Wolfenstein are good things to be remembered for. Daikatana's there to make sure I remember the taste of humble pie.

962 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9857 15:03

This year I've seen videos of people that think they can rush someone with a firearm and someone driving a vehicle. They all lost. Why is this generation so stupid? Is it the video games? Do they think they will Respawn once they die?

963 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9858 01:43

Freedom to fuck around does not mean freedom to not find out.

964 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9858 08:42

When I play Cataclysm: DDA I choose the musician class, then customize my appearance to look as much like Dave Grohl as possible. Obviously I name my character Dave Grohl, as well. I choose to start in a golf course and I RP that there was an outbreak during the filming of the "Walk" music video. After I escape whatever zombies are after me, I loot all the booze I can, loot some girls clothes, and go and dress him in drag in a hotel room while drinking all of the booze just like in the "Low" music video. I RP that he's crying because he thinks Jack Black is dead.

If I've survived one night, I pack up, dress back up in normal clothes, and go looking for an NPC. If I find one without dying, and if he's male, I take him back to the hotel room, RP that Dave Grohl is hallucinating that he's Jack Black, and try to make him put on a skirt and drink with me. If they refuse, I kill them. I keep this up until I find someone who will be my Jack Black, and then I go out and face the Apocalypse.

965 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9859 01:40

JUST
PUNCH
AT ANYONE

966 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9859 04:13

I have and will continue to kill for the joy of these cherubic faces. I have slain gods, culled beasts, and put entire civilizations to the torch, and for what? Stickers.

Nothing has ever fulfilled my soul so.

967 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9859 06:13

fart on my penis

968 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9860 19:35

All 'left' art is like a confrontational message from the artist to a 'bad third party' priorly agreed-upon by artist and audience, and the audience's way of 'enjoying it' is just imagining this third party getting flustered

969 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9861 21:52

Imagine trying to look cool on Twitter by stanning criminal scumbags who got blown away by some complete nerd bottom text

970 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9862 03:33

Hello.

I noticed you dropped 4 f-bombs in this comment. This might be necessary, but using nicer language makes the whole world a better place.

Maybe you need to blow off some steam - in which case, go get a drink of water and come back later. This is just the internet and sometimes it can be helpful to cool down for a second.

I am a bot. ❤❤❤ | PSA

971 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9863 10:09

Can I marry a horse and raise horse offspring who sire more Centaur like children that I then install as the puppet rulers of Europe, thus rewriting history and bringing about a new, Equestrian future ruled over by our benevolent hoofed masters?

If not I'll wait until a few expansions drop.

972 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9863 10:52

angelica has a fat ass because she eats cookies all day

973 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9863 11:09

Ten bucks doesnft seem too bad for an imaginary friend. The manufacturer insists that it is gREALh (their capitalization.)

The same seller also offers gHuman Soul (Alive),h if you just want to own a soul without the burden of friendship.

974 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9863 23:17

Liberals suddenly want the riots to stop because they realize itfs hurting their election chances. Conservatives have always wanted the riots to stop even though we know itfs helping our election chances. The former cares about votes, the latter about lives.

975 Name: vc: dawgable : 1993-09-9865 01:26

gThis is for my ANCESTORSh I say as I cum on top of a white guy, as revenge for colonialism

976 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9865 16:51

first, you have to summon a Demon-Waez by chanting the words, "POorOopoo GaFAZeeworp!" 15 times at the most northern point in the world. Also, you have to be in a cave deep enough to find liquid magma. then from there, you'll have to ask it in Waezneese (the language of the demon) a deep and philosophical question with no right or wrong answer. From there, she will grant you 3 wishes. First, you must ask it where the Golden Birds lay their eggs. She will then take you to the magical land of Wahrtoyn, where you will then ask to be an apprentice to a karate superhero named kickfooter who lives in the town. He will teach you a form of karate that hasn't been used for thousands of years. Now, you must find the dragon Ieqeezia, deep within the caves of the forgotten realm, which you will travel to with the final wish from the Demon-Weaz. With the mythical karate you've learned, you must defeat the dragon with only your bare feet. Now, the dragon will bleed brownish blood, which you must drink to think the thoughts of the dragon. Now, you access knowledge of where the key of Quazinooswen is. Grab the key (which can open any door), and now, you can open the door of Lemenqafiin. There, you will see a super-computer, made with the bones of the first dragon (and a 4k display!), which has a strange cord with small blades on it. You must position the blades into your ears where you can still hear. Now, the computer will program whatever you think, and will do whatever you say. Now, you can create your long desired source port.

At least that's the easiest way I know how to make one.

977 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9866 01:11

Does anything else radiate virgin energy more than beginning a comment with "heh"? 20 bucks says he smirked and pushed up his glasses with his middle finger every time he typed that.

978 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9866 19:17

Nobody wants to eat Fruit By The Centimeter.

979 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9866 21:25

I have put in a formal complaint. I don't think the BBC have even checked the charges. I looked at them a few months back and am sure the case is nothing to do with "wealthy Gulf Arabs influencing football clubs." Even if it was, what relevance is the ethnic origin of anyone. Pinto has been accused of stealing money from a bank, hacking into the systems of leading legal officials in Portugal and hacking the police themselves amongst other things. The BBC are determined to maintain their racist anti-Arab narrative because it is a stick to beat City with. This is just shoddy work. BBC online is as bad as the tabloids these days.

980 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9866 21:52

Like, will they even bother having kindergarten? You donft do anything except piss your pants, throw a crying fit, eat milk and cookies and take a nap—not necessarily in that order.
I feel like you can do all of those things in the comfort of your own home, without some 26-year-old white chick watching you via webcam, as if this were some bizarro version of MyFreeCams or Chaturbate.
Whatever we were paying someone to teach that class, we should get that money back, plus whatever it costs to distribute free laptops to five-year-olds, just so they can pee on them or, god forbid, figure out how to get on Pr0nHub.
Ifd also be curious to know what black child worth his salt will actually show up to some shit like this. Certainly, no truly authentic black child would show to school thatfs not even being held at the school.
I feel like learning anything at all during Corona would almost be like continuing to pick cotton on the day after Juneteenth. Ifm not sure if Ifd trust any black person who actually completed an assignment that they didnft have to turn in.
If I were an older student, I might log in just to have a look at the teacher. She might be in the Zoom meeting showing feet, as if she were Doja Cat. Ifm sure standards of professionalism arenft what they would be if you were in the building.
Some of the most powerful rods I ever got (nullus) were in a high school history class. It may have been because the class was so boring. I knew, even before I heard Letfs Get Free by dead prez (which came out when I was an adult), not to trust any history class taught by white people.

981 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9867 00:45

There is nothing better than seeing your cute waifu covered in the blood of her enemies

982 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9867 22:40

If you're not right on the brink of crashing, you're going too slowly.

983 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9868 16:11

Nobody teaches trans girls about our periods. We just get these weird times where we're moody and crampy and sad and we don't know why and just chalk it up to another reason we're not good enough in life. So, just so you all know: Trans. Girls. Get. Periods.

984 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9868 18:21

Page 7: "How far I've come.. I swallowed a piece of shit from a little girl...! <3"

985 Name: vc: reipe : 1993-09-9868 20:51

Hey all, question for those of you with Honey Heist experience

My group is planning a second session since we all had a great time with Honey Heist, but I was curious about one minor issue.

So if I understand the rules correctly, when your bear gets a 6 in their Criminal stat, they go rogue and it's basically game over for that player. You can eat a bunch of honey to knock you back down a step as a precaution, but the only other way to shift the scales back into Bear stat territory is to fail a check.

In practice, what I noticed is my party doing what we usually do in other games, work as a team and play to their strengths. As a result, we really didn't fail that many checks. This led to a situation where any given bear who succeeded just once or two times in a row would automatically be in the 'danger zone' and would have no choice but to take a bite from our stash of honey to at least get back down to 4 Criminal. (And if you're at 5 Criminal already, it'd be crazy to risk your character on a 1 in 6 chance you'll fail instead)

Granted, our DM did provide us with a very generous amount of access to honey. Thing is, if he hadn't, I don't know if any of us would have kept from losing our character because of how quickly you can go over the edge relative to the length of our game (2 more or less 4 hour sessions).

Again, still had a great time with this game. Just wondering if there were any thoughts on how to counter this issue without just loading the bears up with all the honey they could ever need to keep playing.

986 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9870 10:34

I cut my son's balls off to cure his cancer and he died anyway. Good game

987 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9870 12:09

also in infamous theres a trophy called called casey jones. i dont know if the requirment is a refrence to anything but seeing as it has to do with trains i would say its an ovbious refrence to the teenage mutant ninja turtles character casey jones and to the fact that the turtles live in an abandoned subway

988 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9870 16:28

these lizards feed off pure energy located in anus of little children which is why they lust after them down to infants, not for appearance but for their purity.

989 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9870 17:45

Also I gotta say, this is definitely the first time I've seen Black Eyed Peas(???) hailed as an example of the superior culture of the olden days. Strange times we live in.

990 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9870 23:28

its always wild to me that the only thing preventing a ton of people from being a dick is leverage

991 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9871 00:36

> Goofy is heterosexual

redacted, just remembered the cartoon where he wants to be Mickey's pet

992 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9871 01:07

I dont have sexual thoughts toward children, but I used to toward adult women. This is a weakness since they [the feds] could potentially plant cp but make it look like it's an adult so I conditioned myself to only coom at adult men penetrating different barnyard animals. It's the only thing that gets me off anymore, frankly

993 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9871 11:59

Whether they fall into "too cute to kill" or "just the right amount of cute that makes them VERY killable" is another matter entirely.

994 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9871 22:28

Humans so divided but we all pee !

995 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9872 16:06

Remember in the past when a mom or grandma could impart such common sense information to their daughters as "eat less food so you're thin and boys like you," now in 202 that's "emotional abuse" that leads to "eating disorders" like "anorexia"

996 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9873 10:22

I'll assume your nitrate levels were fine, or else all of the fish would be perked for an opportunity to escape the tank for a world they could not know. But even then, how could you expect any living being to cooperate with the expectations you've superficially laid upon it? As a man, surely you've constructed the environment in which you expected to constrict these fish in a reasonable fashion, not only according to their preferred habitat but also to their dietary needs. All of their lives should be nothing but pleasure, if your calculations were correct. However, through the example of the individual who chose to escape your supposed "Crystal Palace" made of panes of glass, you may but only witness the utter freedom your fish express. How stupid they may appear to you in their simple decisions! But, you fail to realize what life you allowed to breathe into these creatures - how they will not align with your conceived order, but will rebel against it without any notion of rebellion. For you see, they have no interest in reason - let alone your reason - but only desire for what they feel as they must do. All your attempts to direct their lives has only drained your spirit whilst unaffecting their own, as your reason is but only your own. That of the fish, however, is pure, and by that fact impossible to influence by some onlooker through the application of a lid or some addition of cling wrap. If the fish wishes to escape its containment, it will set itself free! So you, begotten to a confused state by the actions of your fish, have only brought yourself to confliction - the fish, on the other hand, was the one to truly grasp his freedom, subservient to no master (as you'd like to make yourself to be). And, as you defy the actions of this lone martyr, spitting at the death he brought upon himself, you continue to deny the limits of your power over the life within your tank, the life that will again demand for itself a way out.

t. dostevesky or some shit

997 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9873 16:05

What was Aragornfs tax policy? Did he maintain a standing army? What did he do in times of flood and famine? And what about all these orcs? By the end of the war, Sauron is gone but all of the orcs arenft gone – theyfre in the mountains. Did Aragorn pursue a policy of systematic genocide and kill them? Even the little baby orcs, in their little orc cradles?

998 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9873 19:24

I was one of those kids too, but I stopped being a faggot and hit the gym. You should try it. Not being a faggot is actually a pretty sweet way to live.

999 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9873 19:40

>>998
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