INSTANT REVIEWS of programming languages (296)

1 Name: !WAHa.06x36 05/01/04(Tue)01:33 ID:XYxTySqa [Del]

INSTANT REVIEW: C

You can complain all you want, it's not going anywhere anytime soon.

273 Name: #!/usr/bin/anonymous : 2008-02-11 04:52 ID:Heaven

>>267-272
massive fail

274 Name: #!/usr/bin/anonymous : 2008-02-11 15:29 ID:Heaven

>>273

Less lame 4chanisms would also be appreciated. Once again, if you have something to say, say it. Don't quote tired old memes that no longer have any meaning at all.

275 Name: #!/usr/bin/anonymous : 2008-02-12 14:20 ID:Heaven

>>274
massive fail

276 Name: #!/usr/bin/anonymous : 2008-02-13 18:42 ID:Heaven

>>274 "Don't quote tired old memes" is in itself a tired old meme.

277 Name: #!/usr/bin/anonymous : 2008-08-14 22:00 ID:74p6ockq

INSTANT REVIEW: Io

Javascript done right, but these objects are too slow :(

278 Name: #!/usr/bin/anonymous : 2008-08-21 04:30 ID:pVJ0gVPq

<b>INSTANT REVIEW: C#/Java</b>

Slower than C, more memory use than Python, less libraries than Perl. Serves no technical purpose.

279 Name: #!/usr/bin/anonymous : 2008-08-24 00:14 ID:qVp/RhSv

[b]INSTANT REVIEW: C#/Java[/b]

Popularity through marketing has one huge advantage for the programmer: thousands and thousands of employment opportunities, so you can hack on Haskell/Ruby/YourFavoriteToyLanguage in your spare time.

280 Name: #!/usr/bin/anonymous : 2008-08-24 10:38 ID:UkP80jsH

INSTANT REVIEW: PostScript
{(Why talk to people when there is printers?)=} loop

281 Name: #!/usr/bin/anonymous : 2008-08-24 14:17 ID:Heaven

>>280

close! You need a space between the = and the )

282 Name: #!/usr/bin/anonymous : 2008-08-24 15:29 ID:Heaven

>>281

Ghostscript is more forgiving then this board.

283 Name: #!/usr/bin/anonymous : 2008-08-27 16:01 ID:5+Rn0sCo

still more forgiving than DQN's elitist superstructure

284 Name: #!/usr/bin/anonymous : 2008-08-28 00:19 ID:EGX9muy3

INSTANT REVIEW: Java

When you want to create apps(shit) like Runescape.

285 Name: #!/usr/bin/anonymous : 2008-09-02 08:26 ID:SqiLWOjm

INSTANT REVIEW: C++

All the features of your favorite modern languages, without the overhead, as long as you're willing to invest YEARS learning it.

286 Name: #!/usr/bin/anonymous : 2008-09-06 07:58 ID:s+abQu4p

>>285
Unless those YEARS'' involve implementing those other languages in C++, that statement is only true if your only favorite modern'' language is C++, and then only partially, because C++ has exactly as much overhead as C++ does.

287 Name: #!/usr/bin/anonymous : 2008-09-07 23:09 ID:1CRDGsLC

INSTANT REVIEW: MarkDown

Monkey patching ASCII at its finest.

288 Name: #!/usr/bin/anonymous : 2008-09-10 05:05 ID:ltoDa+1P

INSTANT REVIEW: Brainfuck
You'll know it when you see it.

INSTANT REVIEW: lisp
It pretty much writes, rewrites and rerewrites itself.

INSTANT REVIEW: QuickBASIC
This language died. Its fanbase didn't.

INSTANT REVIEW: BASIC
For when you get bored in math class.

INSTANT REVIEW: l33t
Yes, there's a programming language based around it.

289 Name: #!/usr/bin/anonymous : 2008-09-11 02:56 ID:MLd/Coir

>>285

All the features of your favorite modern languages, with the overhead of implementing those features yourself, and it will take YEARS to do that correctly.

Fix'd

290 Name: #!/usr/bin/anonymous : 2008-09-16 22:40 ID:HcPj6Bfa

INSTANT REVIEW: LOLCODE
Oh god no.

291 Name: #!/usr/bin/anonymous : 2008-09-17 12:13 ID:Qk0dVSes

INSTANT REVIEW: C# and .net
ms make VB verson of java and c

292 Name: #!/usr/bin/anonymous : 2008-09-17 12:36 ID:Heaven

>>291
Oh man Allen Iverson is my favorite basketball player!

293 Name: #!/usr/bin/anonymous : 2008-09-17 19:06 ID:ObJGF8bi

>>291

That makes absolutely no fucking sense at all. You are confusing a lot of unrelated things.

.Net is not a programming language.

C# and VB.Net have similar capabilities but are not the same and the languages are fundamentally different.

C# is similar to the Java language, but closer to C++ than the Java language.

Many languages use the C style syntax, including Java. Java and C# are a long way from the C language.

.Net is similar to the Java platform but fundamentally contains more in many aspects.

You demonstrate a complete lack of understanding of the concets of Java, .Net and C.

294 Name: #!/usr/bin/anonymous : 2008-09-19 06:30 ID:Heaven

>>293
You demonstrate a complete inability to understand metaphor, or the meaning of "instant" in "instant review".

295 Name: #!/usr/bin/anonymous : 2008-09-19 07:17 ID:ObJGF8bi

>>294

OK, I'll instantly review a language with the same comprehention as that post.

INSTANT REVIEW: Ruby and Rails
Ruby Team make Smalltalk verson of Python and Perl

Fuck, that actually makes more sense than that nonsense.

296 Name: #!/usr/bin/anonymous : 2008-09-19 09:42 ID:Heaven

>>295
I'd have said "Ruby Team make Python version of PHP and shell script" if the intention was to have it make the same amount of sense as >>291.

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