INSTANT REVIEW: C
You can complain all you want, it's not going anywhere anytime soon.
INSTANT REVIEW: C#
Modern hindi
I can't decide if >>101 is some totally hilarious joke I don't get, or just plain nonsense. Most mysterious!
>>103
That was kind of my idea, but it seems that I somewhat failed :(
INSTANT REVIEW : SCHEME
i'm glad KATE has 7 different colours for parentheses, the code looks just like rainbow afterwards
>>105
never seen scheme source or used kate, but I lol'd anyway
INSTANT REVIEW: Perl
At least it's not C shells.
Instant Review: tcl
A great way to protect your IRC chan from takeover
INSTANT REVIEW: mIRC script
Perhaps the only "language" designed specifically to code trojans and virii.
INSTANT REVIEW: Haskell
Singly-linked lists are the best data type EVER!
>>110
In all fairness, you could describe Lisp the same way.
INSTANT REVIEW: Lisp
Just like that other language.
INSTANT REVIEW: INSTANT REVIEW
Stack Overflow
INSTANT REVIEW: C
C = (BCPL--)++
INSTANT REVIEW Visual BASIC; Star BASIC
Object oriented PASCAL with added DIM statements and SUBs for that kitsch Olde Worlde feeling
Instant review: Python
clean and nice
Instant review: Ruby
Kawaii desu ne
Instant review: Java
Enterprise-grade, industry-standard, scalable language to meet business needs, maximize profits and convert visitors into customers
Instant review: Perl
The goggles, they do nothing!
>>117
Oh, boardmarkup messed with my Python review. clean and nice were between two underscores on each side each.
>>119
Who the hell is Wakabamark? (I know, I know... lurk more... but you can't expect me to know the names of everyone here.)
Instant review: Perl
Write only.
Instant review: Python
Easy to write concepts.
"Easy to write concepts"? What the hell does that even MEAN?
That it's good for prototyping but little else?
A different view of Java, based on the rather disturbing fine print in the licensing agreements:
Don't use this code for realtime control, for weapons systems, or for
anything else that may put life or limb at hazard. It isn't man-rated,
it isn't really thing-rated, and we don't claim that it's worth a good
G*dDamn for anything at all, at all.
-- Mike Andrews, on Java
INSTANT REVIEW: PHP
for(;;)if(pcntl_fork())posix_kill(posix_getpid(),11);
Instant review: AutoIt
Brave little toaster
INSTANT REVIEW: Objective-C
Oh Yeah, now we're talking! =)
INSTANT REVIEW: Objective-C 2.0
Bring on the goodness! =D
wanna try and make a os?
because if ya want to e mail me to computervirusdocter@yahoo.co.jp
ok
come
onn
INSTANT REVIEW: FORTRAN
Great if you want to make a super computer.
INSTANT REVIEW: FORTRAN/COBOL
1960 just called, it wants its code back.
INSTANT REVIEW: C
'We stopped when we got a clean compile on the following syntax:
for(;P("\n"),R--;P("|"))for(e=C;e--;P("_"+(*u++/8)%2))P("|"+(*u/4)%2);'
>>137 ("_"+(*u++/8)%2)
Is dat some addition of strings??
>>138
It will return either '_' or '`' as a char, or as a char cast to whatever the prototype of P accepts.
The value from '(*u++/8)%2' is either a 0 or 1, cos it is the remainder of dividing '*u++/8' by 2.
This is then added to the char value of '_'.
As to what the point of it is, I have not a clue! I would like to know what P does, if it is meant to do anything at all...
Hope this helps! (and is correct...)
INSTANT REVIEW: Perl
Now, which of the 300 hundred ways of parsing a string should I use...
>>139
"" is a string, not character, literal. That expression adds 0 or 1 to the address of the string, producing (the address of) either "" or "".
Damn it. Preview post and I both fail.
INSTANT REVIEW: D
This is what happens if you use C++ too long.
>>139
>>140
Actually, I don't have a freakin clue what this does. I ripped it from the GNU humour pages: http://www.gnu.org/fun/jokes/unix-hoax.html
INSTANT REVIEW: 8052 ASSEMBLY LANGUAGE
200 lines of code, just for displaying "Hello World" on a LCD.
Google uses python.
Google, however, does not use >>144.
>>143
Nice :)
INSTANT REVIEW: HTML
Newbie: Yeah, I can only program in HTML...
Me: 0_o' ... go home.
wow >>146 you must have a big e-penis to be able to call other people newbies
INSTANT REVIEW: Genetic code (DNA)
Not a real programming language, so obviously it's ultimately useless and for noobs only.
>>148 hah
>>148
INSTANT REVIEW: Genetic code (DNA)
God: Sup guys?
Darwin: 0_o' ... go home.
Oh yes, that is indeed a mortal sin, worthy of eternal contempt and mockery.
Christ, man, get over yourself.
>>151
so people who are new to coding don't know what they're talking about? phwoar, who woulda thunk! thank you for your instant review; it was an educational experience.
next time more funny though, please.
INSTANT REVIEW: INSTANT REVIEWS of programming languages thread @ 4-ch
ITT we post INSTANT REVIEWS (with more funnay)
INSTANT REVIEW: WakabaMark
__*Bold and italic*__
**_Bold and italic_**
___God dammit___
** * EAT FLAMING DEATH! * **
>>154
There, the funniest thing I could think of. And by the way, how DO you make something bold and italic in WakabaMark? Because, I really don't know... ^_^;;
>>155
<b><i>like this?</b></i>
actually, you don't. you don't make text <b>bold</b> or <i>italicized</i> with wakabamark, you make it <em>emphasized</em> or <strong>strongly emphasized</strong>. combining emphasis and strong emphasis doesn't really make sense. if you want to make things bold and italicized, use html instead of wakabamark.
Instant Review: .NET
cross-platform shmosh-platform
INSTANT REVIEW: C
Remember back when they said C was a cross-platform language?
INSTANT REVIEW: Java
Remember back when they said Java was a cross-platform language?
C is a cross-platform language, dammit, unless your definition of "cross-platform language" is "a language in which it is not even possible to do something platform-specific", and that would be silly. I've written dozens of cross-platform C programs. You only have to try.
INSTANT REVIEW: HARBL
i'm in ur message boardz strokin it
INSTANT REVIEW: >>161
2004 called, they want their meme back.
INSTANT REVIEW: C CODE
#INCLUDE yourhotsister.fap
INSTANT REVIEW: FAIL
>>163
INSTANT REVIEW: Regular Expressions
Just because you can do stuff like ((((\p{L}\p{N})*((\.\p{L}\p{N})*)?):)?(\p{L}\p{N}((\.\p{L}\p{N})*)?))
doesn't mean you should.
INSTANT REVIEW: Haskell
We're still trying to figure out how to make it useful, but it'll be really expressive and powerful once we do.
INSTANT REVIEW: Common Lisp
The *nix of languages: full of cruft, inertia, and too many implementations.
INSTANT REVIEW: JavaScript 2.0
Perl 6.
Try and guess how many posts I have made in this thread.
i think i've posted as !WAHa.06x36 at least once in this thread... i thought everyone knew his tripcode...
a review from someone who's in the middle of learning...
Instant Review: ASM
huh...?
>>172
more like "huh...? which ASM?"
i'm guessing x86, in which case my comment would be more like "OH GOD MAKE THE PAIN STOP" and also "why would anyone learn this"
>>173
actually, that last question applies equally no matter which ASM you're talking about.
INSTANT REVIEW: Ruby2
And you thought Perl6 was taking a long time...
INSTANT REVIEW: WINDOWS DDK
When you think programming is easy
INSTANT REVIEW: MACHINE CODE
Put that in Pascal's pipe and smoke it.
>>171
we don't, please tell us :3
INSTANT REVIEW: brainfuck
Any language that looks like ebay comment feedback is GREAT+++++++++++++
>>178
write a tripcode cracker and crack it yourself. that's what i did.
it only took me about half an hour to crack this tripcode...
09013251697
E8IW-QI8E.Ru-chan.E8IW-QI8E@softbank.ne.jp
#hR6k
INSTANT REVIEW: Ragel
Despite being a language for writing parsers, I am only going to provide text parsing and not any built-in way of reading numbers, and code callbacks will only get pointers to the end of a token instead of the beginning.
(It's actually quite nice though. http://www.zedshaw.com/tips/ragel_state_charts.html)
INSTANT REVIEW: Java and PHP
Fail and AIDS.
class Yhbt {
public static void main (String[] args) {
System.out.println("Thank you for your most humble critique of my most serious post, whose purpose was only to attempt to contribute constructively to this thread");
}
}
INSTANT REVIEW: Smalltalk
Yay programming:Everything using:Messages is:Fun.
INSTANT REVIEW: SQL
Official lanaguage of the universe.
The embedded list!
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INSTANT REVIEW: x86 assembly
It's fun when you're programming your shiny new 3GHz $500 processor with an instruction set that was antiquated 20 years ago, and realize it's gonna be around for another 20 years.
INSTANT REVIEW: MIPS assembly
It's fun when you're programming your four year old 1GHz $5,000 processor with one of the cleanest instruction sets around, and realize that nobody makes MIPS systems anymore.
INSTANT REVIEW: ARM assembly
It's fun when you're programming your brand new 1GHz $5 processor with one of the simplest instruction sets around, and realize you're targeting a mobile phone.
INSTANT REVIEW: PowerPC assembly
It's fun when you're programming your brand new 3GHz $50 processor with one of the most popular RISC instruction sets around, and realize that Apple abandoned you and the latest PowerPC processors are more crippled than netburst.
INSTANT REVIEW: PIC assembly
It's fun when you're programming your brand new 40MHz $0.50 processor with one of the most basic instruction sets around, and realize that you're writing code for a remote control!
INSTANT REVIEW: C166 assembly
It's fun when you're programming your brand new 40MHz $50.00 processor with one of the most funky instruction sets around, and realize that if you make a mistake somebody is probably going to die.
(note: C166s are used in a lot of car management computers, airplane instruments, etc)
INSTANT REVIEW: VU assembly
It's fun when you're programming your six year old 297MHz processor with one of the coolest instruction sets around, and realize you've just spent twenty hours solid optimizing a loop for a game that's just been canceled.
INSTANT REVIEW: C
It's fun when you realize that you can do something easier and more efficiently in assembly, but your manager requires it to be "portable".
INSTANT REVIEW: Python and Ruby at the same time, presented entirely as a quote from some web forum:
"0 is true?!? This sensation in my head must be what those Python-haters feel when they unfairly dismiss a language with meaningful whitespace."
are there any reviews on Visual Basic ^^;
INSTANT REVIEW: Visual Basic
No.
INSTANT REVIEW: Visual Basic
Did you mean: delphi?
C++ is teh pwn lols
nope visual basic is an actual programming language. it was made by microsoft.
you might be right I am still new to programming.
INSTANT REVIEW: Visual Basic
HyperCard for professionals.