>>11 used to not be a panda, but repented his evil ways
This thread sucks.
>>20 is a VIP panda
>>24 oats shit and sloths
>>25
what kind of stupid thing to say is that, fucking panda
>>28 (Ailuropoda melanoleuca, "black-and-white cat-foot"; Chinese: ‘åŒF貓, Hanyu Pinyin: Dàxióngmāo) is a mammal classified in the bear family, Ursidae, native to central-western and southwestern China.[1] It is easily recognized by its large, distinctive black patches around the eyes, over the ears, and across its round body. Though belonging to the order Carnivora, >>28 has a diet which is 99% bamboo. >>28 may eat other foods such as honey, eggs, fish and yams.
>>31 has a fetish for panda ankles and publishes a biannual magazine on the subject.
>>32 sends letters to the editor complaining about the lack of shaved panda ankles.
>>33's night ain't complete without panda meat in the seat
>>34 Was once a normal human with a panda fursona, up until that one strange night.
>>39 practices pandarasty
>>40 is the rare red panda, seen for the first time in this thread.
>>41 looked up red panda on urbandictionary.com, and now refuses to eat
>>42 was reading 'Red Pearl', but thought it said 'Red Panda' because he is a dyslexic panda.
>>46 giggles in delight whenever someone in the insult thread is called a panda.
>>47 sneers with disdain whenever someone in the insult thread is called a panda.
>>48 transforms from a human to a Panda when someone calls him a panda. If that panda is called a human, it becomes human again.
>>49 transforms from a Panda to an angry Panda when someone calls him a Panda.
In 1972 a crack commando unit was sent to prison by a military court for a crime they didn't commit. These men promptly escaped from a maximum security stockade to the Los Angeles underground. Today, still wanted by the government, they survive as soldiers of fortune. If you have a problem, if no one else can help, and if you can find them, maybe you can hire >>53, who is a Panda and works for Bamboo.
DAILY INDIVIDUALITISM<
>>57 has Popeye's speech impedimenk. Which is odd, because pandas normally do not speak.
>>58
china lover
>>59 is restricted to a small area where the particular species of bamboo that makes up his entire diet grows.
>>60 goes all over the world, and packs a case full of the particular species of bamboo that makes up his entire diet with him when he leaves home.
>>62 does that instead, just to stand out from the crowd.
>>63 had two babies, and was forced to decide which one would live. Wisely, she chose the stronger of the two.
>>64 had two babies, and ate them because bamboo got dull.
>>65 Watched, and helped with the dishes afterwards.
>>67 is a Sexy Panda that poses in Playcub magazine and is known for the world's largest bamboo insertion ever.
>>68 is a Panda who believes in the eventual symbiosis between the various Panda communities around the globe
>>69 thinks the whole world is that one area in China where the right kind of bamboo grows.
>>70 Lacks an understanding of introduced species, and their ability to thrive in far away countries with similar climates, but with a lack of natural enemies.
>>72 tries to get Ranma to marry a girl he doesn't really like.
And when they opened the crate, >>73 was dead. TRUE STORY!
>>74 is a Panda that found a hole made for him at Pandamigara.
>>75 Is a Panda that became a Pandamorph because of its sexual fascination with humans.
>>76 is not a Panda, but desires greatly to become one someday.
>>77 Is not a Panda, but a Polar Bear with some black paint.
What's black and white and red all over?
>>83 after eating his bamboo with ketchup.
>>85 is a fucking pandaphobe, and should not be posting in this thread.
>>87 is to be euthanized after going on a bamboo-fueled rampage.
>>89 Is a panda in a Tanuki suit and is pressing down plus B.