ITT the previous poster is a panda (999)

1 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5050 23:41

>>0 is a panda

99 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5101 17:45

>>98 is an unimaginative panda

100 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5101 17:47

Im looking for a bian dang box, it musnt be fen hong se (thats chinese for pink) or any womanly color. It must be of 2 or more jian ge (thats chinese for 2 compartment) and must be xiao (small). And must be huan huan (cute). Also It must be about 10-20 dollarz. And the seller must post pics of it first (i wanted to make shure it was huan huan [cute]). And it would have been nice if it came with matching chopstick holder (WITH chopsticks). OH! and it CANNOT have had any capitalist depictions, or been made out of animal products. It must be made of wood, or something like that. Also it would have be nice if it was made in china. and not in japan or corea (korea) or whatever. I have found a bian dang box similar to the one im describing in panda-bay, but it was 1 jian ge, and i didnt want my zhu (bamboo) to touch my other bamboo (it can get warm and i would not like that, plus 2 compartments looks more huan huan).

101 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5101 18:01

>>100 is writing a pandapedia.

102 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5101 18:19

>>101 is a pa-pa-panda!

103 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5101 18:25

>>102 is Stuttering Bob the Panda

104 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5101 18:41

>>103 is a Fiat Panda.

105 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5101 20:45

>>104 is an Hypertext Panda

106 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5102 18:19

>>105 hopes someday to be a hypertext panda, but has not passed quality control yet.

107 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5102 21:57

>>106

Tried being a panda, but failed the panda test.

108 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5102 22:21

>>107 got the highest mark in the Panda test in the history of Panda Academy

109 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5102 22:35

>>108 reprogrammed the Panda test so it was possible to save the bamboo.

110 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5102 23:17

>>109 Ate some bad bamboo, and couldn't figure out what do do about stomach pain, since >>109 has a panda brain.

111 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5102 23:39

>>110 is a pandaphile.

112 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5103 00:30

>>111 drives a car with pandamatic shift.

113 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5103 00:46

>>112 can't afford a car and just rides a panda around.

114 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5103 20:29

>>113 can't afford a panda and just fursuits around.

115 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5103 21:20

>>114 can't afford a fursuit and just bodypaints around.

116 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5103 21:21

>>114 doesn't need a fursuit

117 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5103 22:11

>>116 didn't manage to refer to the previous poster. Mind you, typing with paws isn't easy

118 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5103 23:03

>>117 pick fights with amateur boxers so he can get black rings around his eyes like a panda.

119 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5103 23:52

>>118 picks fights with eight-year-old girls so he can get black rings around his eyes like a panda.

120 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5104 00:03

>>119
Wears glasses and works in a coal mine to get black rings around his eyes like a Panda.

121 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5104 02:51

>>120 doesn't need to carry out any such tricks, because he is already a Panda

122 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5104 04:35

>>121 is bread

123 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5104 05:00

>>122 pudding.

124 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5104 14:06

>>123 is a big fat hairy neckbearded panda

125 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5104 22:02

>>124 Is a thin balding panda on chemotherapy.

126 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5105 01:13

>>125 is Genma Saotome.

127 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5105 14:35

>>126 is the mildly scary kodiak panda

128 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5105 20:46

>>127 is a very rare polar panda

129 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5105 21:19

>>128 is a PANDA.

130 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5105 21:27

>>129 is a panda with an apple ][

131 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5105 21:53

>>130 Is a Panda with a 63 MHZ Pentium computer, the greatest accomplishment of 1993.

132 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5105 21:57

>>131 Is a Sun Ultra SPARC II Panda

133 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5105 22:04

>>132 Is a grizzly bear, but appears to be a Panda, due to the ancient computer monitor he is displayed on.

134 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5106 00:11

>>133 Stole a guitar from the nearby "Democratic People's Guitar Works" but discovered that guitars were never designed to be played by panda paws.

135 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5106 00:24

Jesus Christ! >>134 is a panda, get in the car!

136 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5106 02:08

>>135 is a panda who doesn't know when to discard an overused unfunny catchphrase.

137 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5106 02:42

>>136 is a Panda who doesn't know he's a Panda.

138 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5106 11:30

>>137 doesn't know that the bitches are, in fact, pandas just like he is.

139 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5106 12:54

>>138 doesn't know how much he doesn't know.

Also, he's a panda.

140 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5106 23:11

>>139 Had a lunch box filled with premium bamboo, until the school bully threatened to beat up >>139

141 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5107 08:39

>>140 has to be a panda because he doesn't breed well in captivity.

142 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5109 22:41

(´^ิω＾ิ)

143 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5110 20:35

>>142 isn't a panda.

>>141 is http://patrickcrosley.com/?q=node/657

144 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5110 21:53

>>143 Doesn't breed due to the accident at the sawmill, not that it matters, since no female is attracted to >>143 anyway.

145 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5111 21:03

>>144 Where's a panda's robes, but hasn't yet resolved the great matter.

146 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5111 22:30

>>145 is a silly panda, confusing "wear" for "where"

147 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5112 04:12

>>146 is a Grammarian Panda.

148 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5112 14:10

>>147 is an ad naP.

149 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5112 17:47

>>148 does anal DP

150 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5113 16:46

>>149 confused this thread with "ITT We insult the poster above us", a characteristcally panda-ish mistake

151 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5115 06:30

>>150 is the Great God Panda.

152 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5115 13:06

>>151
Is a common panda.

153 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5115 18:08

>>152 is the mighty tyrannopanda rex.

154 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5115 20:27

>>153 is a panda with a fetish for latex and bamboo butt plugs

155 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5116 00:37

>>154 typed that with his left paw

156 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5116 01:04

>>155 Has no left paw. It was amputated by the Chinese government in a campaign to silence writings about ideals not supported by The Party.

157 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5118 00:10

>>156 made a movie for SciFi of a panda killing teenagers at a rural lakeside camp. Given how ferocious pandas are, some of the kids died of old age.

158 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5118 01:51

>>157 gave the movie four stars, just for the panda.

159 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5118 13:08

>>158 is http://tinyurl.com/2pawav

160 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5118 13:20

>>159 is a panda trapped deep in the no click zone.

161 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5118 13:48

>>160 is a panda that doesn't know how to preview tinyurl links.

162 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5118 14:01

>>161 is a panda who trusts links on anonymous message boards.

163 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5121 01:50

>>162 is a Pax Panda.

164 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5121 03:38

>>163 is a panda who likes Latinate words.

165 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5121 03:39

>>164 is a panda who plays laxative pranks.

166 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5121 04:04

>>165 eat some fucking bamboo you communist bastard. Freedom is coming for you and it does not forgive.

167 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5121 12:39

>>166 is gonna poop the bombs out of you, in a bamboo forest

168 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5121 19:30

>>167 is holding up a sign that says "Don't look at me, I'm just a panda."

169 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5121 20:02

>>168 only has pseudo thumbs, and so cannot hold a sign without dropping it.

170 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5126 18:46

>>169 Prefers to shave his fur in special ways in order to form writings. However, since Pandas are illiterate, it looks like a dog and a cat fighting.

171 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5132 07:51

>>170 suffers from malnutrition, because bamboo suffers from inadequate nutritional value. And that's why his children were born retarded

172 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5139 01:22

>>171 likes to add pananda slices to his rice krispies.

173 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5139 01:37

>>172 constantly stuffs his fat panda face with Kellogg's Bamboo Puffs.

174 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5139 02:49

>>173 continues to perpetuate unhealthy body-images through ridicule. For Pandas.

175 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5255 17:24

I think >>174 is a pretty cool panda.
eh eats bamboo and doesn't afraid of anything.

176 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5278 18:44

>>175 is being voiced by Jack Black in Dreamwork's latest film.

177 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5278 19:58

>>176 Is black and white.

178 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5278 21:53

>>177 is black and off-white and therefor an inferior panda

179 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5281 11:06

>>178 is of mixed panda decent

180 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5281 18:01

　　　人　　　　　
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　（　・∀・）　＜ My name is Squeeks and >>179 is a panda.
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181 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5282 10:37

>>180 is a panda looking for toilet paper

182 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5282 20:47

>>181
Is a double panda.

183 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5283 02:08

>>182 is a triple word score panda.

184 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5283 06:09

>>183 is half-man 3/4th-panda.

185 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5283 08:23

>>184 is the pandapple.

186 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5286 11:51

>>186 can't quote right because he's a panda

187 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5286 15:06

>>186
Is a post-op panda.

188 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5286 16:35

>>187 got so damned fat that he's a pandapotamus.

189 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5286 22:25

>>188 is a Panda.

190 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5286 22:53

>>189 is black and white and read all over. Because he's a panda with a popular line of romance novels.

191 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5290 13:50

>>190 Cant see in color. Therefore is a Panda.

192 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5290 14:29

>>191 Lives in a monochromatic world.
Don't ask me how, but that makes him a panda.

193 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5290 16:43

>>192 is suspiciously unable to give details about his claims. Therefore he must be a panda.

194 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5290 19:19

>>193 is very inquisitive. Therefore he is a Panda.

195 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5290 19:20

>>193
Questions other people therefore he must be Panda-Kira!

196 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5290 20:56

>>194 is not a panda because >>195 didn't say he was!

but I guess you must be a panda to know if >>194 is a panda or not, so >>195 must be a panda.

197 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5291 13:13

According to >>196's logic, I must be a panda and therefore I can confirm that >>196 is a panda.

198 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5291 14:55

>>197 thought too hard and had to take some bamboospirin to calm his panda headache.

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