Clonepa or Superman?
>>300
Bravery has attempted murder and, based on actions and quotes, comes across as genuinely psychopathic. Chandler is clearly seriously mentally ill, but doesn't seem particularly cruel or violent. I would be inclined to give it to Bravery.
>>302
Antlion guard (Half Life 2) vs Vordt of the Boreal Valley (Dark Souls III)
>>301
The antlion guard has 500 HP, whereas Vordt of the Boreal Valley has 1328 HP (according to their respective wikis) and a significant size and mobility advantage... But Vordt also has silly segmented armor, and loses by virtue of inelegance!
>>303
Konpaku Youmu's ghost half (Touhou Project) vs. Cumsprite (Oglaf)
>>304
Girl with no squish. Look me in the eye and tell me you think a person who has an identity around posting "soft squish" on an obscure internet forum would not instantly faint if any real life girl looked at him for more than three seconds.
>>306
You vs your most recent ex, both armed with rapiers. Fight takes place on a cliff edge in the middle of a storm.
>>311
A crocodile would have a very easy time defeating the Croc brand sandal. However I've run this simulation 1000 times and in 3 of those the crocodile suffocated on the sandal and died leading to a no contest.
>313
Crunch vs crisp
>>314
Chickens can be pretty vicious, for sure, but their beaks and claws are too small to do any lethal damage to a human. The woman, meanwhile, could pretty easily grab the chicken by the neck and strangle it or smash its head against a rock, without it having much opportunity to fight back.
>>316
Ornstein vs Smough
>>314
Smough. He's only two letters away from though.
Thoughers always win
>>318
A lesbian (homosexual woman) vs a Lesbian (resident of the island of Lesbos)
>>318
Tigers are ambush predators specialised for taking down singular, large animals, so the tiger would be somewhat out of its comfort zone here. On the other hand, chihuahuas, while very vocal, are not remotely trained or bred for violence. I could well imagine the tiger running out of stamina, but I couldn't imagine the chihuahuas effectively capitalising on this weakness -- even against an incapacitated tiger, they would have difficulty landing any kind of killing blow. I would be inclined to give it to the tiger.
>>320
You armed with a glaive (or other polearm of your choice) vs an alligator.
>>321
Wojak has survived and morphed to this day, and has become very popular from its humble origins as a krautchan meme. Pepe has mostly faded and Apu and the one with no neck with the wine glass have become more popular than it. Wojak would outlast Pepe in a fight.
>>323
Albania vs North Macedonia vs Greece
>>308
Sailor Jupiter. Send a lightning bolt in the croc swamp and zap them to death.
>>324
They are both overwhelmingly more likely to accidentally injure themselves in some wacky slapstick fashion than they are to injure one another. I suspect the result would be a draw, or at best one might win by default if the other messes up badly enough.
>>327
Rei Ayanami (Neon Genesis Evangelion) vs Rei Ayanami (The Rei's Diner)
>>341
BANG
You stupid bitch. You stupid fucking bitch. I can't believe how dumb you are. Jesus Christ, I can't believe how fucking dumb you are. You're the dumbest motherfuck-
>>343
You on a hang glider armed with a machine gun vs a giant dragonfly approximately the size of a light aircraft. You automatically lose the fight if you land on the ground, but have enough height/thermals to stay airborne for at least ten minutes. Assume you are strapped to the hang glider such that you can use both hands for the machine gun (but cannot steer at the same time).
I'm with Allah cause he chose me, broke into the Vatican strangled the Pope with his rosary
Pope Francis would be raped and slaughtered easily
Robin Williams vs some spare rope
>>349 The wizard has a more eclectic selection of spells and is not bound to the same standard of morals as a cleric. While the cleric may sometimes have the power of a god on his side, it's not necessarily going to be a powerful god, and the pure Stirnerite egoism inherent to a high-level wizard is hard to overcome. I'm handing this one to the wizard.
>>351 Virtual Youtuber vs Physical Twitcher
>>350
Depends on who has the most vapid porn addict zombie followers on only fans. If she’s a woman with tits, I’m handing it to the twitch streamer.
Lolis vs FBI
>>352
Lolifolder-beard's brain has been reduced to mush from endless masturbation but he has a strong left arm. Lolita-beard's brain is in a much better state thanks to his literary forays but he lacks physical strength. I'm going to give this to Lolita-beard because, as we all know, brains beat brawn.
>>354
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) vs (´<_｀ )
>>353
One look in (´<_｀ )'s eyes is enough to tell you he has lost every fight he's ever been in, and this will be no exception. Even with ( ﾟ ヮﾟ)'s punches being padded by the mittens she's wearing, she has the unquenchable motivation and perseverance to come out on top.
>>355
Diablo (Diablo) vs Satan (The Binding of Isaac) vs Cyberdemon (Doom)