( ・-・) I have a crush on the narrator for Ring Fit Adventure because of this voice clip https://youtu.be/gTpL-UZ8RQQ?t=3029
( ・-・) Good for adreneline, bad for self esteem
( ・-・) Before clicking I thought >>929 meant the goofy-ass ring itself, since that lady only narrates the stretching sections.
( ・-・) Also, you're weird if you crush on anyone in Ring Fit adventure other than the evil hunk dragon. Regardless of your sexual orientation.
( ・-・) I don't even like anonymity anymore, I've just never found a non-anonymous community that I like
>>930
( ・-・) The MC is cute, man, you're weird!
( ・-・) I would still team up with you to destroy Allegra stans. Thou shalt not suffer a foot degenerate to live.
( ・-・) Matrices are stupid, and the best character is obviously Honey
( ・-・) I wish I’d learned that I hate programmers when I was still in college and had time to change majors.
( ・-・) Me and my ex gf masturbated in a public park, several times.
( ・-・) They claim they want to hire programmers who don't memorize solutions, but they won't hire me even though I've coded them working compilable and clean-to-read solutions explaining my reasoning every step of the way and establish rapport very quickly and shit.
( ・-・) I truly wasted my life on this. I should've just pursued business and spent my free time playing video games instead.
( ・-・) My hot new tech startup is only successful because I get suckers to write all my code for free by pretending it's a hiring test.
( ・-・) It's really awkward how they try to buddy up to everyone in the office when we have no intent of employing them from the start.
( ・-・) Early Simpsons isn't actually that good, but they did know what they were about.
( ・-・) Remember the family jewels, son
( ・-・) People give the U.S. shit for its lack of public transportation but a lot of that comes from a relatively brief period where our self-styled elites were monomaniacally obsessed with generations-long turtling out nuclear warfare, which turns out to be little different from your generations-long strategy for turtling out biological warfare, too, so we've mostly just accepted the sprawl as "good actually".
( ・-・) Then they just kind of dropped it because they're pretty addicted to urban high life, but the Pentagon does still encourage it in policy discussions.
( ・-・) I still don't really know what a period is
( ・-・) Or a scrotum, or a urethra, or a prostate or a colon or a foreskin, and I don't know what the thing women pee out of is called or what you do with a vibrator
an anonymous message board isn't exactly a 100% anonymous i mean the operator can still see your ip address unless your using a VPN but still
( ・-・) YIIK's greatest failing was in not being even shittier so it could have a 2013 release date because people are really damn blind to how cursed content is when the cursed part of it is #trending
( ・-・) Just spent a week alone in a nice hotel. Didn't jack off even once.
( ・-・) First time I just didn't feel like it for that long.
( ・-・) I realize "science" (actually media) promised you that certain tech would be invented by now, but it was just a bad prediction. It is past time you laughed at its folly, not weep that the impossible failed.
( ・-・) Sometimes I wish I could make a career out of nitpicking bad translations done by amateurs. I'd be very good at it. But there's already no fucking money in translation.
>>946
( ・-・) If you could have made money, explaining what "Battle of The Planets" did to Gatchaman would be a great place to start.
( ・-・) The original version of 'hand crushed by a mallet' was so much better
( ・-・) I kissed my dog on the mouth today and it tasted nice
( ・-・) I rubbed bacon fat all over my dick and balls and got >>949's dog to lick it off this morning
( ・-・) I kissed >>949's mouth this evening and it had this weird bacon taste.
( ・-・) wat is happening
( ・-・) I like posting anonymously here on this board.
( ・-・) I liek rape
( ・-・) Biden obviously cheated, but Trump is still a retarded lumpy potato man.
( ・-・) Therefore, as an enlightened centrist, I wrote in Adolf Hitler.
( ・-・) Retards don't become billionaires.
( ・-・) "kill yourself" poster should kill themself.
( ・-・) I give you a le upboat for your astute observation.
( ・-・) People who whine about being d0xed when they've intentionally made every attempt to expose their identity pretty much deserve it.
( ・-・) Police searched my house yesterday and I forgot I'd left my giant dildo lying out to dry. He never said anything about it.
( ・-・) A little boy says "I'm Batman!" and it's cute.
( ・-・) Same kid says "I'm a girl." and its hormone shots time.
( ・-・) This world is fucking insane.
>>966
"hormone shots" betrays how little you know about the subject
( ・-・) Fuck "supporting the artists". People are all like "but no one will entertain us if they're not paid" but bored minds will always find ways to amuse themselves without anyone needing paid artists, and if anything will probably find more productive outlets for that if not constantly fed unrealistic commercial fantasies that mostly serve to poison our views of the world.
( ・-・) roko's basilisk is just pascal's wager for people who own funko pops
I find less and less of a logical argument against pedophilia. I would still shame anyone who did the behavior, since most people of that age would not have the mental capabilities to consent. There are many of lower IQ that we do allow to breed with whoever they want, though, so that curses that understanding of it. One would also argue that combining an individual that could not reciprocate the emotional development that would happen from oldest to youngest would also be a reason why such a relationship would go against the point of a relationship, but that feels weak and soon to crumble. I need to re-define my ethics on an almost daily basis.
( ・-・) Horse Ivermectin cures COVID in people. Get it anywhere fine horse products are sold.
( ・-・) I love the smell of my minge when I haven't showered for a few days
( ・-・) Everything about "solarpunk" fills me with revulsion.
( ・-・) Vaush rad ...
( ・-・) English is a pretty ugly language, the American variety especially so.
( ・-・) The phrase “cellar-door” is nothing special
( ・-・) I watched my 12 year old step sister cut herself and I encouraged it
( ・-・) nigger
( ・-・) Jalapeños are much better chopped up into tiny little bits
( ・-・) I tried to find footage of gays getting stoned in Saudi Arabia but all it came up with was a bunch of ripped dudes ripping bongs and sucking cocks
( ・-・) I pissed off a skunk and ran away so that it would spray someone else.
America deserved Pearl Harbor
You did this to yourself America!
( ・-・) I just want to chop my co workers up into tiny pieces and dump them in landfill sites
Human bodies are biodegradable, so it's not ecologically conscious to put them in landfills, which are often not conducive to the decomposition of organic material.
( ・-・) If you're not capable of CTRL+C CTRL+V'ing me, you should immediately be banned and have all your posts deleted.
( ・-・) That guy's definitely not capable of it
( ・-・) "To ourselves and our posterity" basically applied to British colonists and nobody else. This whole melting pot idea is a Jew thing, not an American one.
( ・-・) I am also unabashedly racist, so save your tears liberal.
( ・-・) Who even let >>995 in here? White people and specifically *nglos don't say things like that.
( ・-・) I hope people who called Smash a "fighting game" burn in hell
( ・-・) I live in a giant bucket.
( ・-・) beady eyes = black penis