CTRL+V THREAD! [part 6] (999)

1 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6029 20:26

CTRL+V THREAD! [part 5]

2 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6030 02:29

Wow! How lame! They're just playing shuffleboard with brooms. And they ... Ooh. That was a nice shot. And the shouting and the snacks and they're all middle aged. This is so dumb. And ... Sweet. Completely knocked their rock out of there. ... Where was I? This isn't a sport. This ... This ... ... ... SWEEP HARDER, BITCHES!!!

3 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6030 08:11

ISABELL

WHAT ARE YOU DOING ON THE INTERNET

THERE ARE MEAN AMERICANS ON THE INTERNET, ISABELL, THEY WILL SAT MEAN THINGS TO YOU AND BE MEAN.

AND YOU WILL NOT UNDERSTAND WHY

BECAUSE YOU ARE DUTCH

Now just get off the internet and sit down over there and I’ll get you some nice weed and -Oh god, what else do Dutch people eat- licorice and beer, ok sweetie?

4 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6030 17:44

Race to the toys

5 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6031 17:12

Ŧเςк ๔เςђ ฬєﻮ ๔ย ђ๏๓๏Ŧüгรt

6 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6031 18:04

Theo de Raadt

7 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6031 19:06

+1

8 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6031 23:15

!bbone HUXLEY, Aldous - Brave New World.lit

9 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6031 23:56

1261121547

10 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6032 15:42

How on earth could an average global temperature rise of 0.7 degrees, smaller than other mean temperatures changes in the past 1000 years, smaller than local mean temperature changes, much smaller than day/night and summer/winter changes have any effect of survival of species ?

11 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6032 23:02

RJD2 F.H.H.

12 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6034 00:27

Homosexuality
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13 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6034 09:15

14 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6034 11:27

Somos una capirotada de falta de verguenza y pendejes (:

15 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6034 15:58

16 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6034 16:02

17 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6034 17:29

Attention! You have an alarm waiting for you in GoldMine.

18 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6034 23:52

monologue

19 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6035 21:03

Hey, top tip for you all, you can make digestive bisuits by heating chocolate digestives in a microwave for 10 seconds and then scraping the melted chocolate off

20 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6036 04:46

(1) Color of Yellow Paint:

The color of the yellow paint shall closely match Federal Standard 595b, Color No. 33538. The color shall be checked visually, and will be checked against Tristimulus Values for the color according to Federal Test Method Standard No. 141.

21 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6036 07:41

Why do rich people have an unfair advantage if people could sell there testicles?

22 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6036 09:50

massey ferguson

23 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6036 10:04

Xmx

24 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6036 11:54

25 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6036 20:18

>>1047
Yeah, well actually that was Plan A. However, all the books have been borrowed out, and I can see that with 1500 or so people in the same course chances are slim that I would get hold of one. In addition, the reserve library area is having construction work done on it. So, the reserve textbooks are just sitting in a box, and nobody can use them until the construction is complete.

With the third week of the semester coming, I can't really afford to wait it out for a textbook.

Now that I think about it, i'd rather use an American textbook on my laptop than scan the prescribed ones.

26 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6037 00:40

DOLCE & GABBANA jewel encrusted breast pump. With 'froth' setting (ideal for cappuccinos). Up to 7 pints per minute! £800. BOX 667.

27 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6037 00:41

pervseek.com

28 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6038 02:06

When a man is liberated from the restraints of society, he usually becomes a libertarian.

When a woman is liberated from the restraints of society, she usually becomes a libertine.

29 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6039 07:53

When I was running a game-winning flag back to the cap in Warsong Gulch (WoW) and I got rogue-stun-locked to death a foot away from the cap. By the way, I was playing that round for like 1+ hours. It was locked up with flag campers for so long.

I shook with rage as I couldn't believe what I was seeing. I slapped my keyboard and screamed "BHAARRRAGGGGGGGGGGGG!!!!" IRL

I got the guys name and opened a ticket saying "Soandso is using a hacking program to do whatever etc etc" even though I was blatantly lying and just enraged over him owning my rear end. Nothing ever came of it.

I punched my bedroom door as well about 5 mins after it happened. I ended up crying because I hurt my hand.

I think I logged into Battlefield 2 to 'pwn some noobs at a game I'm good at' and vented there as well. I got camped at my spawn by some insane group of clannies. I went apeshit and joined the other team and TK'd them. I got banned and raged again. I think I took a week or so break from gaming then.

30 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6040 13:26

>>28

When I became liberated from the restraints of society, I became a librarian.

31 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6041 02:09

32 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6041 16:22

オタクイズビューティフル

(also, >>31 is totally NSFW)

33 Name: ಠ_ಠ : 1993-09-6041 18:37

ಠ_ಠ

34 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6042 16:26

Drysdale V8

35 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6042 21:04

What makes these whores think that virgins would want them anyway? I wouldn't want to have a relationship with a woman if she's only dating me because of my inexperience.

36 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6043 00:08

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37 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6043 17:37

Some years ago, in a small coastal Irish community, Paddy married a woman, Maggie, half his age, All was well at first until Maggie took delivery of a ‘woman’s’ magazine and began to read things about sex. It soon became clear that she had never climaxed during sex and, according to her Grandmother, all Irish women are entitled to a climax once in a while..
To resolve the problem, Paddy and Maggie went to see the Veterinarian since there was no doctor within thirty miles who could be relied upon not to gossip.
However, the Vet didn’t have a clue, but he did recall how, during hot summers, his mother and father would fan a cow (with a big towel) that was having difficulty breeding. Apparently, this cooled her down and helped her to relax. So he recommended they hire a strong, virile young man to wave a big towel over them while they were having sex. This, the Vet said, should cause the young wife to cool down, relax and possibly achieve the sought after climax.
So the couple hired a strong young man from Dublin to wave a huge bath towel over them as the Vet suggested.
After many efforts, Maggie still had not climaxed so they went back to the Vet who suggested she change partners and let the young man have a go while Paddy waved the big towel.
They tried it that night and Maggie went into wild, screaming, ear-splitting climaxes, one right after the other for about two and a half hours.
When it was over, Paddy looked down at the exhausted young man and in a boasting voice shouted, “And that, me auld son, is how ya wave a feckin’ towel”

38 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6043 20:04

pete namlook

39 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6044 01:37

40 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6044 06:10

Australian gamers will dress as zombies to raise awareness about the lack of an R18+ rating for video games in the country. The protest will begin at Hyde Park Fountain on March 27 and lumber through Sydney, raising awareness of the need for a higher classification rating and hopefully causing a bit of havoc at the same time!

this is the most pathetic thing, goddamn

41 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6046 11:57

Wait, you're serious? You can actually wear your babies? Are they like an armor option or something? You can actually use the babies you get from prostituting yourself like a magic-addicted crackwhore as a goddamn shield, is what you're telling me. And, furthermore, you can enchant them? Fuck you, I can shoot fire from my goddamn baby! You can actually shove the souls of your slain enemies into babies and use them to kill people. Is that what you're telling me?

43 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6048 16:43

44 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6048 21:18

45 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6049 03:58

46 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6050 00:31

The work was attacked with a bread knife by an unemployed school teacher, Wilhelmus de Rijk, in 1975, resulting in a large zig-zag of slashes. It was successfully restored but some evidence of the damage is still observable close-up. De Rijk committed suicide in April 1976.

47 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6050 05:34

48 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6050 06:06

Refresh captcha (Wait 60 seconds)

49 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6050 06:11

Exuberantly cinder preponderance!

50 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6051 12:58

Nazis, my ass! These were more fucking muslims. Chechens most likely. muslims were always closely tied to the Nazi movement because they were attracted to the totalitarianism and anti-semitic aspects. Guarantee this whole thing was pulled off by Chechen muslims under a Nazi flag. Fuck all muslims. Put them in a gas chamber or so.

51 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6053 02:57

<Nazrin> sheet yea

52 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6054 02:03

as a communist, i like the idea very much

most people don't like this idea because they don't feel strongly about real equality like i do

53 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6054 12:08

Taiyou Shoujo

54 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6056 19:04

Computers are evil, and they will do what they can to spite humans. Trust me, I’ve been in the business for ages and will be exiting college with a degree in the field in maybe a year or so. And the more you understand the inner workings of these devil machines, the more you understand just how much of it is unadulterated bad juju.

Electronic malevolence is what happened, I’ll bet. Don’t let it be an excuse to be rude, humans; you are better than that. Machines cannot help but be evil; people can rise above.

55 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6057 13:49

(´・ω・`) アルェー

56 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6057 17:18

http://rapidshare.com/files/370793506/cyclre.rar

57 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6057 19:28

“The problem is that a woman’s rationalization hamster is able to justify just anything.”

59 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6057 23:09

60 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6058 09:48

The many excellent government agencies are religiously neutral, secular, paid for largely by the taxes of the Christian majority. We thank God for them too. But we find no community services sponsored by the atheists.

61 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6058 10:52

62 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6058 10:58

Hllcc was farming when they found a Wandering Stallion! Hllcc wants their friends to help the Wandering Stallion by giving him shelter for the night.

63 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6059 20:27

fabriqué en DDR

64 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6059 22:31

waifu

65 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6060 01:59

<Joe> why the fuck did you just fuck a kitten

66 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6060 06:59

for light or transient causes

67 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6060 07:47

68 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6060 21:35

山羊ミルク

69 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6061 03:00

this is a good summary. chavez literally took over the government, he was elected then instituted an entirely new constitution, and he still got less done with 10x more power than obama has. he is without a doubt one of the most ineffectual leaders in the western hemisphere despite having one of the highest levels of absolute power. he is a lazy gluttonous snorlax and any grown man who is at all educated would not support chavez's corpulent "agenda" unless he (the grown man) isn't truly grown and is an adolescent who just likes when fat man says US bad

70 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6061 04:59

What is the captcha? quulp? quwlp? qwwlp? qvwlp? I dont know..

72 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6061 14:41

Trance music contains many subliminal sub vocalized statements such as "boys grab your boys" and "Girls must be only with girls" along with "sex sex sex". It was made by homosexuals for use by homosexuals and any heterosexual who listens for a long time, especially when under the influence of mind altering drugs like Ecstasy, will be in real danger of having their fundamental makeup changed and they could become a gay. It is most likely wrong for a straight to listen to a gay's music.

73 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6061 16:39

74 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6062 13:58

bink?

75 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6063 05:01

Son, if it has wheels or tits, its going to cost you more money than you think.

76 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6063 07:44

It might well be something that needs to be thought

77 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6063 13:34

  • Manga tekenen

Naast het lezen van manga's houden een aantal leden zich ook bezig met het zelf tekenen van manga's.

78 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6063 15:32

79 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6063 18:53

Bawww blog is a depressingly stupid name for a board about depressingly stupid people

80 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6063 20:06

There is nothing more horrible
than the murder of a beautiful theory
by a brutal gang of facts.
- La Rochefoucauld

81 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6064 18:04

"We want Eazy Fuck!" And fuck you too
Cause, please see, I really can not take no shit
[I am who you are] are you fuckin with motherfuckers let I
Cause, I built that last nigga is the type of
You fuck wit me, my feet over your ass
I do not give a fuck cause I keep Beirin
Yo, what the fuck they kun like?

82 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6064 20:20

Used 3 times: Pork

83 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6064 22:44

MIracles is one of their another accomplishments to shut all u haters up and keep the juggalos bustin that middle finger up ur ass!

84 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6065 01:01

ω_i^2

85 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6065 02:55

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oHg5SJYRHA0

This is the third time I post in a Ctrl+V thread, and each time its been a Rick Roll...

86 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6065 03:11

87 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6065 06:11

>Lib Dem candidate Anood Al-Samerai
>Al-Samerai

WHAT THE FUCK, ENGLAND HAS MUSLIM SAMURAIS NOW?

88 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6065 09:02

89 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6065 20:14

ORDER BY LTRIM(Title)

90 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6066 03:59

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91 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6066 11:58

"japan in the 80s"

92 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6066 17:58

Deviant Recovery Network

93 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6066 18:06

This article deals with a controversial subject.

Please keep reverting this article to the version you like best until the other guys give up.

Yeah, I came here from tanasinn.info

94 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6066 20:48

Really? Only one Tetris thread in four years?

Is it because Tetris was what was used in the "how to make a good thread" example? I kinda doubt many people read that, though...

95 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6066 22:55

96 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6066 23:17

Mouthfeel

97 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6066 23:38

MHIS114 The World since 1945: An Australian Perspective

98 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6067 00:04

K-K-KRAUSER SAMA RAPE ME NEXT

99 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6067 06:50

100 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6067 10:54

Lorenzo Ganganelli, futuro papa Clemente XIV, il quale aveva scritto una difesa del mistero dell’immacolato concepimento di Maria

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