CTRL+V THREAD! [part 6] (999)

1 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6029 20:26

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201 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6110 20:18

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202 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6111 04:52

WE WOULD LIKE TO PREFACE THIS LESSON BY ACKNOWLEDGING THE FIRST AUSTRALIANS, THE HOOLYDOOLYPEOPLE

  • The first fleet comes, we are starving convict scum.
  • The second fleet comes, we are slightly less scummy.
  • Stuff happens???
  • GOLD RUSH GOLD RUSH GOLD RUSH
  • uh
  • NSW gets all the states together and we federate for their profit! Melbourne and Sydney bitch about who will be the capital, so we end up making an artificial city in buttfuck nowhere.
  • GALLIPOLI, millions of Australians are killed defending their homeland. The British are savages! Also, some Kiwis were there, no one else but.
  • Great Depression! We all starve and get into lots of debt with the evil imperialistic British, who we are definitely not tsundere for.
  • WW2! The nips are gonna kill us all if we don't suck up to the motherland and America!
  • White Australia Policy! We are Nazis.
  • COMMIES
  • Korea! Australia was there, you know.
  • Vietnam! Australia was there, you know.
  • NO MORE COMMIES?

end australian history.

203 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6111 05:58

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204 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6111 07:11

the snakes only farted when they felt threatened, and some farted so loudly that they lifted themselves off the ground.

205 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6111 15:58

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206 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6111 18:32

207 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6111 22:30

<TestPattern> Who the hell would make a sex toy that's toxic?

208 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6111 23:02

This is a question that would be quite difficult to answer for many right wing bigots. As Rob Tisanai correctly points out, the seriously anti-gay crowd really does seem to believe that one's sexuality only exists when you're actually having sex. At least that's what they think about gay people.

209 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6112 00:44

I will never delete this ac ever hope ur parents have got aids goodnight

210 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6112 07:25

ohne rassistische Komponente.

211 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6112 08:38

(*L„D`)Κ±Κ±

212 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6112 13:13

Copy this text and paste it to another CTRL+V thread.

213 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6112 16:46

spelar ingen roll

214 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6112 19:51

215 Name: !5jS8gbqmgM : 1993-09-6112 20:28

Aw balls. #jameable

216 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6113 00:35

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217 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6113 14:32

What was in the first CARE Packages?

* one pound of beef in broth
* one pound of steak and kidneys
* 8 ounces of liver loaf
* 8 ounces of corned beef
* 12 ounces of luncheon loaf (like Spam®)
* 8 ounces of bacon
* 2 pounds of margarine
* one pound of lard
* one pound of fruit preserves
* one pound of honey
* one pound of raisins
* one pound of chocolate
* 2 pounds of sugar
* 8 ounces of egg powder
* 2 pounds of whole-milk powder
* 2 pounds of coffee

218 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6113 21:05

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219 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6114 11:07

Lick my ass nicely,
lick it nice and clean,
nice and clean, lick my ass.
That's a greasy desire,
nicely buttered,
like the licking of roast meat, my daily activity.
Three will lick more than two,
come on, just try it,
and lick, lick, lick.
Everybody lick his own ass himself.

220 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6114 11:28

Tonight I was walking home from Bunnings after buying a long aluminium strip to make a robot part for the ENGG1000 project. I met Linda at the train station, holy crap she was wearing really high heels.

Anyway, it was dark, and there was some asian girl walking in front of me. When she looked behind her, she must have seen my aluminium strip and mistook it for a sword, and then though I was a serial killer or something, because she suddenly started running away from me.

-_-

221 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6114 14:05

She laid still in a monotone voice saying "I am climaxing I am climaxing" over and over and then "No one has ever made me climax like that with there tongue before"

222 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6115 03:33

I guess mice are evil, since they are not in the Bible. Try poetry perhaps. You should find some mention there

223 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6115 20:36

That's what he said

224 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6116 03:28

Character Name Kizul Emeraldfire
Species Western Jungle Pygmy Dragon
Gender Male
Age About 618, give or take a few years
Height 6-and-a-half inches
Weight Between a half of a pound and 1 pound
Summary Umc I'll put some stuff here eventually. <.<; >.>; Not sure what to put here, really.

I actually based his appearance off of a little plush dragon I have. :)

Any additional details can be requested via PM, e-mail, IM, etc. ^_^

NOTE: THIS PROFILE CONTAINS A NON-WORKSAFE PIC. This will be changed whenever I can get around to drawing a pic (or have one drawn for me) that does not make Kizul look like a mini-Dragonite. ^^;

227 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6117 18:05

Playmobil Security Check Point

228 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6117 20:04

Nur als besserer und höherer Mensch hast Du Daseinsberechtigung, sonst bist Du faul und krank und verdienst den Untergang

229 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6117 23:25

230 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6117 23:39

231 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6118 02:14

Holzfreies, ungestrichenes Papier (im Englischen: UCWF - uncoated woodfree) ist Papier, das nach DIN 827 einen Anteil von maximal fünf Prozent an Holzstoff enthält. Die Prozentangabe bezieht sich auf das Gewicht. Holzfreies ungestrichenes Papier besteht aus Zellstoff (welcher allerdings auch hauptsächlich aus Holz hergestellt wird)

232 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6118 11:53

the enlightenment, the moon, the sky,

233 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6118 13:41

I think it's cool when a cat has a wagon.

234 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6118 14:23

assert(_).

235 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6118 20:25

Clitoris picked up and rubbed hard by the shinning metallic hook "Wall Hook attacking Pussy in the Air" was a radical performance completely destroying the "Woman's Dignity"

236 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6118 22:52

Chris in the act

Christian professing his love for "Julie".

Leaked tapes of Chris's audio sex with Julie, and the infamous sex tape with Kimmi shed light on Chris as he acts out on his fantasies. In particular, the sex tape shows how Chris assumes female positions, notably riding on top of Kimmi in a scene straight out of a porno. Since Chris's entirety of knowledge about sexual relationships stems from ignoring the men in pornography (due to fear of becoming a homo), Chris assumes that it's perfectly normal for a man to ride on top, lean forward, and moan while calling out his partner's name.

Chris's view of cunnilingus involves slobbering all over a woman's vagina in the same way a dog would slobber over his master. Despite all his knowledge of porn, he fails to see how cunnilingus is more than just slobbering, but proper tongue action to stimulate the clitoris (if he even knows what that is).

He takes an extremely long time to orgasm in these leaked media, suggesting that he may have some issues with delayed orgasm. This can either be physiological (possibly from his bent duck, fat ass, lack of endurance) or psychological (possibly performance anxiety, high expectations, subconscious guilt about sex) in nature. Some argue that based on such leaked media, Chris may not actually enjoy sex as a manifestation for expressing love or even for physical sensations, but in a more childlike way of getting some psychological satisfaction from doing something "naughty" and "adult." He only wants to have sex so that he won't be a virgin with rage anymore, and can be regarded as "normal."

237 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6119 22:58

En gros, avant, c'était que usenet etc, et genre sur les forums/messageries des universités, fallait à chaque septembre apprendre la netiquette aux nouveaux qui connaissaient pas encore le net etc
et un mec a dit qu'avec l'évolution, tout le monde allait avoir un réseau et que faudrait former tout le monde tous ces putains de noobs constamment
ce qui résulte en un éternel septembrisme
et y'en a qui ont pris le mot à la lettre depuis le jour ou le mec a dit ca x)

238 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6120 03:54

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239 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6120 10:49

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240 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6120 13:26

š Onus is on director to prove

241 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6120 18:40

also, i hope tired does not mean clouded dizzy mind X_x

242 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6120 19:52

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243 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6120 20:57

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244 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6120 22:22

245 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6120 22:46

If you get drunk how can you remember you get owned? You probably get moderatley intoxicated

246 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6120 22:59

seasteading.org

247 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6121 02:24

>>246

> The unique legal status of a seastead, which will let a seastead have some unique attractions onboard.

Drugs? Child prostitutes? What?
Why are they being so vague?

248 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6121 22:25

249 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6121 23:08

Lyor Cohen

250 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6122 11:36

251 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6122 12:37

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252 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6124 12:27

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253 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6126 01:26

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254 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6126 13:51

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255 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6126 15:05

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256 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6126 18:15

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257 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6126 20:50

Am Heimcomputer sitz ich hier

258 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6126 22:20

259 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6126 23:00

Rochereau

260 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6127 05:30

Kraton G1651

261 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6127 08:19

Nincs mit csodálkozni azon, hogy a legmélyebb problémák tulajdonképpen nem problémák.

262 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6127 16:58

Winter Passing

263 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6127 17:36

264 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6127 20:11

F.M. Esfandiary'

265 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6128 01:31

ᴾᵃⁿᶜᵃᵏᵉ

267 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6128 11:40

Now 11 records into what was expected to be a 10-platter set, even the most fervent Richard D. James worshippers might be forgiven for feeling overwhelmed, bored, or apathetic by the Analord series. While the results have proved intermittently brilliant, only occasionally dull, and generally better than 2001 faith-shaker Drukqs, no one seems to agree what's what. There may be a hidden master plan yet, but the master sure seems to be coasting.

268 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6128 14:18

Puerta Judiciaria

269 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6128 21:50

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270 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6130 18:51

sunroof

271 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6131 08:38

/me np: John Zorn

273 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6131 12:45

a-Will you, won't you want me to make you

274 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6131 21:36

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275 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6133 10:50

Description: Come and take a sex journey with this fierce, hot slut as she reveals her raging, tremendous tits that will be exposed right in at your very eyes, you will see it without any hesitations, as she licks it like its the end of the world for her, making her cums in multitude.

276 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6133 16:54

Lombardini

277 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6133 19:02

If that was what you were supposed to do, there wouldn't be WORDS ON THE PAGE, YOU INBRED TWATDRIP.

278 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6134 03:40

Mossberg

279 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6135 03:46

280 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6135 14:36

‰€δΙ - ™BŠο

281 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6135 18:37

VTS_06_1.VOB

282 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6137 20:04

M.4 A3 E8

283 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6137 21:25

;aaaaaaaaaaaaaa Redhead

284 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6137 21:46

endorelation

285 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6138 18:14

3: angry sex isnt rape

286 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6138 18:56

287 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6139 10:50

Pinocchio Gun

288 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6139 20:51

Tragedy! Chaos!

289 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6140 00:25

I was kind of tongue

290 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6140 05:02

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291 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6140 05:07

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292 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6140 13:18

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293 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6140 15:35

Mendelssohn & Bruch

294 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6140 19:50

"i forgive you everything

295 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6141 12:57

T.R.A.S.H.

296 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6141 16:25

When the two victims left the club, they were approached by the three suspects and agreed to meet them behind a local school. The two male victims were then stabbed multiple times with knives and died.

297 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6141 16:43

Complicity in the commission of a crime against peace, a war crime, or a crime against humanity as set forth in Principles VI is a crime under international law.

298 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6141 17:38

if I were a girl I'd tear you to pieces ;p

299 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6141 19:20

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300 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6141 21:43

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