CTRL+V THREAD! [part 5]
"Maybe he's a shape-shifting reptilian working for the Illuminati to assassinate Toady because he knows who really killed JFK... or maybe since you know absolutely nothing about Notch, you decided to just launch into some absurdly cynical and paranoid conjecture about his sinister ulterior motives."
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to the moon
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4550 S Palo Verde
I will never have sex
not not not not not not not not not not not not not not
You admire people who refuse to accept treatment for illnesses? Do you also urinate on cancer kids while blowing cigar smoke in their faces?
A guy broke into my appartment last week.. He didn't take the TV, just the remote. Now he drives by and changes the channels.. Sick bastard
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Regex rEmail = new Regex(@"\w+([-+.']\w+)*@\w+([-.]\w+)*\.\w+([-.]\w+)*");"The Joy of Teen Sex" on Channel 4, it'll be on 4OD I'm sure.
(also >>863 - this is not a good email regex!)
>>865 My girlfriend was watching that while on the phone to me... "hahaha she's got inverted nipples"
channel 4 is vip quality
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WhHh9kQTOBg&feature=related
(if anyone has more from that artist I would love to hear it)
つないだ手
(415) 752-6069
I have seen the future of of gaming, and it involves fucking the rendered and deformable dead baby with realistic ejaculate physics using motion control.
"men can be weak"
Nivomat
Jesus is Coming (All Over Your Toes)!
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Mobius stripper
Caution! Under no circumstances confuse the mesh
with the interleave operator, except under confusing circumstances!
Footwork Homicide
Chewing out a rhythm on my bubble gum
The sun is out and I want some.
It's not hard, not far to reach
We can hitch a ride
To Rockaway Beach.
Up on the roof, out on the street
Down in the playground the hot concrete
Busride is too slow
They blast out the disco on the radio
Rock Rock Rockaway Beach
Rock Rock Rockaway Beach
We can hitch a ride
To Rockaway Beach
It's not hard, not far to reach
We can hitch a ride
To Rockaway Beach.
悲しい
Dear Egyptians,
Please don't ruin the pyramids, we will not rebuild.
Sincerely,
The Jews
hi, this is brianna and kelsey in human heritage we are learning about medieval times and we thought that we would look at some torchure devices and we thought that these we the utter most horrifing thing we have ever seen. It made out vagal areas hert, our tongues, heads, butts,backs,ribs,and BREAST. even though we are only in the 7th grade we think that this is AWFUL :|
the ones that interested us was the
2.the pear
3. Judas Chair
those were our top 3.
thanks!!
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(17:38:05) Bert Cubicle: olol ^_^
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Dedication
I must look pretty awesome walking around target with a box of tissues and lotion for my grandma
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I am an utter genius, therefore I can afford to drool on you.
2008 bird fang flowers green_hair hair_flower japanese_clothes kimono kyogoku_shin long_hair new_year solo suzumiya_haruhi_no_yuuutsu tsuruya very_long_hair
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焼かないか
Ingenious... It is a picture, of WORDS.
Highly efficient.
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bati ng unang bingi: Mamamalengke ka?
Sagot ng ikalawang bingi: Hindi, mamamalengke ako.
Sabi ng unang bingi: Ahhh...akala ko mamamalengke ka eh..
Toccata & Fugue
Really sorry i forgot some punctuation, I'm pretty baked but I'm ashamed of my recklessness sorry
🔰!ESpeoN/nPA
the flow of quality-weighted information within the group is maximized by a regime which front loads the cost of sending messages, and identification is required. If there is a positive spillover from the intra-group transmission of good quality information, however, benefiting society at large, then the social value of the flow of quality-weighted information may be maximized by a different regime, in which all replying is anonymous
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22:35 < Yue> Can we get a sticky in /mu/?
Your soul will never rest in peace
===============HOW TO MAKE A PORTAL GENSOKYO!===============
Blowing until you're dizzy increases the CO2 in your breath making the portal larger and more stable
Hi,
You're invited to a party at Mr. Corn's house at 8:00 p.m.
don't be late!
Omg hai ^___^ I|m Ai-san and I absolutely luuuv @_____@ anime <3 and my fav is naurto!!! Okies so anyways, im going to tell you about the BEST day of my life when I met my hot husband sasuke!! <333333333 OMFGZ HE WAS SOOOOO FREAKIN KAWAII IN PERSON!!! Supa kawaii desu!!!!!!!! ^______________________________________^
When I walked onto Tokyo street =^____^=I looked up and saw￡SASUKE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! <33333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333!!!!
§ KONNICHIWA OMGZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ SUPA SUPAE SUPA KAWAII SASUKE-SAMA!!!!!¨ I yelled n____n then he turned chibi then un-chibi!!
he looked at me [O.O;;;;;;;;;;;] and then he saw how hot I am *___* he grabbed my hand and winked ~_^ then pulled me behind a pocky shop o_o and started to kiss me!!!!!! [OMG!!! HIS TOUNGE TASTED LIKE RAMEN!!! RLY!! >.> <.< >.< (^O^) (^O^) (^O^)] then I saw some baka fat bitch watching us and I could tell she was undressing him with her eyes!!!!!!! [ -_____________-;;;;; OMG I COULDN|T BELIEVE IT EITHER!!! (o_o) (o_o) (o_o)] so I yelled §UH UH BAKA NEKO THAT|S MY MAN WHY DON|T YOU GO HOOK UP WITH NARUTO CAUSE SASUKE-SAMA LOVES ME!!! (o_o)¨ then sasuke held me close =^____^= and said he would only ever love me and kissed me again!!!!!!! ** (O)/ then we went to his apartment and banged all night long and made 42 babies and they all became ninjas!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Nyaaaaa!!! (^________<) ^_________________^;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;
Oh, those crazy Germans. With their unfriendliness and their beer and their LUXURY AUTOMOBILES, and their heiling and their sieg.
tech unsavvy
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Only who fights with integrity can hope for a triumph. He's joined
O ℜly?
as it will be easy for criminals to encrypt and evade
I'm the second person who Thump DOWN this Video. I Should Flag this Video for the WRONG headline... i thought there will be snails feeded by salt .... and than i just see Link and King (forgot the name xD) in a (for me not) funny edit. Good Job. I dont Flag this Video because
1. You dont get Money for this
2. Many People can laugh about this
3. A person that i subscribed added this to his Favoriets (the reason why i watched this Video)
Plötzlich war er da.
A lesbian? That just means that she likes what I like!
Endonesia
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maybe i'm just more compassionate these days... I used to make jokes about giving lily allen a coathanger abortion but then she had 2 miscarriages
pásztor_alexa_(artist)
IT FEELS SO GOOD INSIDE MY UTERUS
You feel the energy pulsing through you. It throbs through every cell of your body. Your nerves are on fire, completely inflamed and outstretched, receptive to every whisper, any twitch of motion near you. Touch is so amplified. A pat becomes a slap, a light grasp a clutch, a caress amazing. A faint breeze raises goosebumps all over your flesh and teases your mind. You can hear everyone breathing silently and the entire world outside your apartment. It feels like your heart has released hundreds of fluttering insects into the cavities of your body. They are brushing against the walls, bubbling in your blood, palpitating in your heart. Disjointed thoughts race and flare over your eyes – blinding flashes in your sight. Every flicker is a new universe. But your mind is unable to concentrate. It all slips away and disappears as fast as it captivates you. Focus is too elusive. Distraction carries you randomly through the world. You start writing a paper then run to email your friend in another state then forget why you’re at the computer then start organizing your closet. You begin a conversation and sprint through topics blindingly. An endless flow of words leaps from your tongue. They scramble high and low in the room, swirl around your head. They sound so vital yet mean nothing and make no sense. There is a fascination in everything. The way the light filters into the room, the feel of the air on your skin, the sound of your incoherent words, your hair grazing your face, the texture of the plain, white wall. You want to feel, see, know, experience everything, now, now, NOW! You blink. You breathe. You lose your breath as your heart plummets in your chest. It leaves a gaping hole below the lump in your throat. Your mind screeches to a painful halt, deafening you, erasing every thought and sense. You stand frozen. All the brilliant, fascinating colors fade from the world. The dial turns down slowly, and it all becomes monotonous greys. The twitching bugs inside you have stopped flapping and fallen dead. Their corpses accumulate in those vacant cavities; they press on your lungs, fill your throat. You choke on them as they poison and paralyze your tongue. Your brain floats black and lifeless in your skull. It sloshes against the narrow walls, always sinking farther down. The world is so repulsive. Everything is thick and heavy and slow. You can barely move. The dreadful emotions have weighted every limb and muscle. Your sight has shrunk, grey and blurry around the edges. Sound is muffled and muted; it echoes slowly and softly through your head. You feel nothing. Your nerves have shriveled and died. They recede down below the surface where your skin still slightly tingles somewhere deep. You are bleeding on the inside. You can feel that heavy, warm, red liquid spilling from your veins, slipping down and filling you. You are drowning in yourself, being pulled to the bottom of an endless pit. You don’t care about anything. You can’t force yourself to worry about what you have to do or what you want. Fuck the world, and fuck everyone in it. You just want to die. You blink. You breathe. Your head is spinning again. This is being bipolar.
Of course that's one wholly arbitrary, material part of why I can't bring myself to transcend the intellectual/political pecking order of American, transcontinental, and, ultimately, human affairs. And if my next sentence offends you, then I'm afraid you'll never understand the other portion: You're all mouth-breathing cunts who lust and love and long for acceptance, futilely searching, forever forming your silly factions, forgetting your fellows in frenzied reappointments of emotional finance. There, I just pinpointed your well-hidden motivations, and if indeed I did so then congratulations, you're really going to hate me from now on.
(>944
Yes.)
Mortgage speech
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