ITT the previous poster is a communist (95)

1 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6384 01:52

>>0 must share his GET equally through his collective farm.

2 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6384 02:20

>>1 is a communist.

3 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6384 03:00

>>2 has doubled this thread's productivity through his love for the worker's state, and is a model for all.

4 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6384 03:27

>>3 is the only person in America who thinks of Labor Day as anything more than a day off of work.

5 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6384 14:16

>>4 is painting an agitprop mural of the New Soviet Man right now.

6 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6384 16:30

>>5 doesn't dissolve himself in the reactionary mass

7 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6384 20:12

>>6 will fight for his cause long after it ceases to be a national priority.

8 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6385 00:34

>>7 Is constantly waiting in line for a small ration or sub-par medical care.

9 Name: 🔰!ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-6385 00:38

>>8 receives a free health care and has a forced employment.

10 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6385 04:54

>>9 fancies himself an "intellectual" who shouldn't have to worry about things like "jobs" when the dictatorship of the proletariat puts him in his "proper" environment where he can spend as much time "thinking" as he likes.

11 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6385 04:55

>>10 wears a Che shirt with an added caption of "ASK ME ABOUT THIS MAN".

12 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6385 06:29

>>11 trims his hair in accordance with the socialist lifestyle.

13 Name: 🔰!ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-6385 09:52

>>12 drives one of these beautifully crafted cars: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kUZuZybWES4

14 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6385 15:27

>>13 actually knows his own country's history.

15 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6385 16:39

>>14 has been declared an unperson by the Party.

16 Name: 🔰!ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-6385 17:36

>>15 teaches history of the Party.

17 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6385 17:44

>>16 is Emmanuel Goldstein.

18 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6386 02:26

>>17 tried to join the politburo, and they said "maybe next year, comrade".

19 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6386 14:28

>>18 was denounced as a "Left Deviationist Trotskyite counterrevolutionary wrecker" and had to flee to exile in Paraguay.

20 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6386 22:14

>>19 is a liberal

21 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6386 22:14

>>19 tried to rebuild the Berlin wall

22 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6387 04:12

>>21 is so devoted to revolutionary ideological purity that he does not distinguish between the prior two posters.

23 Name: 🔰!ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-6387 11:26

>>22 believes in the bright future even when all he have is a bunch of food stamps (and there is nothing to exchange them for).

24 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6387 16:04

>>1-22 have all not read enough Marx to understand the materialist conception of history and the revolutionary potential of the industrial working class. They are also pandas.

25 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6387 17:59

>>24 has not bathed in a week, the dirty commie.

26 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6387 21:07

>>25 lives in Ann Arbor, Michigan.

27 Name: 🔰!ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-6387 21:10

>>26 name is Kim, nida.

28 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6388 06:12

>>27 lives in Bumfuck, Jilin, where the only Kims he ever runs into are norks.

29 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6388 12:47

>>28 enjoys BUMSEX BUMSEX BUMSEX BUMSEX.

30 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6388 16:35

>>29 sometimes gets to caught up in his ideals that he misses the point entirely.

31 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6390 01:15

>>30's government claims him to be the 0.01% complement to that 99.9% literacy rate.

32 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6390 01:16

>>31 can believe that 2+2=5.

33 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6391 14:54

>>32 is a useful idiot.

34 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6396 11:13

>>33 is willing to give his all for Juche .

35 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6397 06:27

>>34 has strong spidotion for removing words that might be misinterpreted because of their other, religious meanings.

36 Name: 🔰!ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-6397 11:01

>>35 is a proud metal worker.

37 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6397 18:59

>>36 is a Stakhanovist.

38 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6398 03:32

>>37 is hurrying to join the shock labor brigade.

39 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6398 06:21

>>38 has already joined the Red Army.

40 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6398 06:55

>>39 is Putin's mistress

41 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6398 11:16

>>40 just poisoned an enemy of the state with radioactive polonium.

42 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6399 13:57

>>41 is a fellow traveller with Comrade >>32

43 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6399 19:24

>>42 made pointlessly small nails last year just so that he and his coworkers in the factory could win the award for "most nails", and is now making pointlessly big nails barely at quota just so that he and his coworkers in the factory could win the award for "biggest nails", a new award this year.

44 Name: 🔰!ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-6399 20:22

>>43's biggest dream is to visit Lenin's Mausoleum!

45 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6400 21:05

>>44 Is now what China was in the 1960s.

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