>>2 has doubled this thread's productivity through his love for the worker's state, and is a model for all.
>>3 is the only person in America who thinks of Labor Day as anything more than a day off of work.
>>4 is painting an agitprop mural of the New Soviet Man right now.
>>6 will fight for his cause long after it ceases to be a national priority.
>>7 Is constantly waiting in line for a small ration or sub-par medical care.
>>8 receives a free health care and has a forced employment.
>>9 fancies himself an "intellectual" who shouldn't have to worry about things like "jobs" when the dictatorship of the proletariat puts him in his "proper" environment where he can spend as much time "thinking" as he likes.
>>10 wears a Che shirt with an added caption of "ASK ME ABOUT THIS MAN".
>>11 trims his hair in accordance with the socialist lifestyle.
>>12 drives one of these beautifully crafted cars: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kUZuZybWES4
>>17 tried to join the politburo, and they said "maybe next year, comrade".
>>18 was denounced as a "Left Deviationist Trotskyite counterrevolutionary wrecker" and had to flee to exile in Paraguay.
>>21 is so devoted to revolutionary ideological purity that he does not distinguish between the prior two posters.
>>22 believes in the bright future even when all he have is a bunch of food stamps (and there is nothing to exchange them for).
>>1-22 have all not read enough Marx to understand the materialist conception of history and the revolutionary potential of the industrial working class. They are also pandas.
>>27 lives in Bumfuck, Jilin, where the only Kims he ever runs into are norks.
>>29 sometimes gets to caught up in his ideals that he misses the point entirely.
>>30's government claims him to be the 0.01% complement to that 99.9% literacy rate.
>>34 has strong spidotion for removing words that might be misinterpreted because of their other, religious meanings.
>>40 just poisoned an enemy of the state with radioactive polonium.
>>42 made pointlessly small nails last year just so that he and his coworkers in the factory could win the award for "most nails", and is now making pointlessly big nails barely at quota just so that he and his coworkers in the factory could win the award for "biggest nails", a new award this year.
>>45 killed a man for a pair of authentic american jeans.
>>46 posts websites on .su domains about how his Kalashnikov is sooooo much better than any capitalist weapon.
>>47 distributes radical literature at labor strikes and music festivals.
>>49 Generates electricity the Chernobyl way, and tell the world that capitalism is what wrecks the environment and causes a lack of care for worker safety.
>>50 wrote a biology textbook in which the central thesis is that all living things are naturally good little Marxist-Leninists, therefore Darwinist "ideology" based on capitalist-style competition for finite resources is false. >>50 concludes that evolution occurs in nature but is the result of the aspirations of lower life forms to become the New Soviet Man.
>>51 pushed a bill to mandate placing stickers on all economics books saying, "This textbook contains material on capitalism. Capitalism is a theory, not a fact, regarding the origin of living things. This material should be approached with an open mind, studied carefully, and critically considered."
>>52 is a self-quoting communist who can't edit kopipe correctly
>>53 rejects all forms of scientific and mathematical inquiry that does not lead to the conclusion that the global communist revolution is deterministically and irrefutably inevitable.
>>54 secretly ordered the deaths of thousands when the aforementioned Communist Revolution failed to come about, before quickly writing out anything that may imply that he predicted the revolution, and denying the whole thing.
>>55 writes every single one of his community college writing assignments in hegelian dialectic.
>>56 enjoys writing scripts for agitprop street theater in his spare time.
>>58 regards the International Geophysical Year with mild disdain.
>>61 Went to the same school as Ayn Rand, and made so many jokes about her.