Lame Confessional [LAME] [#2] (488)

1 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7184 22:14

Last night I stayed with my girlfriend at her parents' house, and I dreamt that I was having sex with someone, and I could push a button and my sexual partner changed through different people, and I flicked through until it was a fat old granny, and I was pumping away then I woke up and realised I'd ejaculated in my girlfriend's parents' guest bed.

439 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9528 07:33

When I was a teenager I thought enema was when drugs interacted.

Anyway the history teacher who showed us a video that said pulque was used that way took points off for me mentioning it in an essay test.

440 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9744 07:54

kemonomimi got me into hentai

441 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9825 15:16

i never bothered to read the grinding noises thread

442 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9917 23:24

I have every post in the Youtube threads open in separate tabs

443 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9959 15:11

I once stole a pear from my neighbour's orchard. I don't even like pears, it was just fun being bad with my cronies.

444 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9959 15:26

Sometimes a reply to one of my posts will be a little too accurate and I'll wonder if it's just coincidence or a lucky guess, or if the admin is calling me out based on past post history from my IP block.

445 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9959 17:30

How come? Have you been making very recognizable posts lately, perhaps?

446 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9959 17:58

I've been putting off a call for six months because I hate calling people I don't know.

447 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9959 19:22

>>444 I've had that creepy feeling quite a few times here...

448 Name: (iœjĪªª²iœj) : 1993-09-9959 21:11

I made 90%+of the several hundred gomez posts (including Punctual) in the old countdown thread over the course of a couple of days while bored at work when it didn't seem like there'd be enough posts by to reach >>800 by day 8000.

449 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9960 12:43

>>448 I already knew that

450 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9960 14:44

>>448 Because it was legendary

451 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10007 22:57

A spam made it through to my inbox and I told Gmail to report spam. It gave me the option to unsubscribe and like an idiot I clicked it. Now instead of getting three or four a day, I'm getting up to 70 per day.


452 Name: (iœjĪªª²iœj) : 1993-09-10007 23:07

I checked the comments section for a rare unofficially released compilation record that's not allowed on the Discogs marketplace and found a guy saying to PM him for a copy. I PM him and ask if it's available to which he quickly responds saying it is. I tell him I'm interested and want a photo to make sure it's the correct version and he hasn't responded in 2 days. This is the most I've grieved over a loss in a while.

453 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10008 11:12

>>452 What is it you're after?

454 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10008 11:14

I used to be a nutmeg man

455 Name: (iœjĪªª²iœj) : 1993-09-10008 21:43

I don't want more people to know about it till I got my copy!

456 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10009 01:08

I would be willing to pay a lot of money for an original pressing of unkle adams Original "mini record". Thats my shameful admission.

457 Name: (iœjĪªª²iœj) : 1993-09-10024 03:14

Ok I secured a copy. It's a compilation called Red Laser Disco.

458 Name: (iœjĪªª²iœj) : 1993-09-10024 03:42

Someone has it up on Discogs for $420 with a "Make Offer" option

459 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10033 16:22

Sometimes I see a fabulously stupid post and think "that would be a funny one for the 4-ch comment copypaste thread", then I remember I'm already on 4-ch. Sometimes on the comment copypaste thread, no less.

460 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10033 16:41

I've almost completely forgotten my girlfriend's birthday which is next week and I have no idea which day it is and I'm too scared to ask, all I know is it's next week. I used to know. I even had it saved on my calendar on my old phone but I replaced it.

461 Name: (iœjĪªª²iœj) : 1993-09-10062 01:20

Nowadays when I can't find a hair tie or headband in my immediate vicinity, I just use the elastic part of a face mask so there's a mask dangling from the back of my head.

462 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10062 12:16

I hope you avoided a disaster

463 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10062 13:28

I figured it out 😎

464 Name: (iœjĪªª²iœj) : 1993-09-10075 18:35

Bought a second copy of >>457

465 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10075 19:29

>>464 I downloaded it too on your recommendation. Pretty fun, I had a boogie!

466 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10088 06:09

I got inspired to get off my butt and go for a run because of the female athletes I fapped to just prior.

467 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10100 17:04

I was going to bump 10 ancient threads but got bored after only three.

468 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10100 20:34

Wasnft expecting to see you on 4-ch, Augustine.

469 Name: Augustine of Hippo : 1993-09-10111 23:19

>>468 I started this thread!

470 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10113 12:21

I prefer Symbian to Android.

471 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10114 06:55

I prefer dial-up to broadband.

473 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10304 16:08

I unironically like to read Wikihow.

474 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10353 15:09

Sometimes I'll suddenly pause my game like g... WTF is that noise coming from the kitchen‽h and I'll run through and it's the washing machine I switched on 10 minutes ago

475 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10366 19:34

>>67 did you introduce them to 4-ch? because that sure rings a bell

476 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10411 03:52

When I was 2 or 3 I thought the Jolly Green Giant was supposed to be a depiction of God.

477 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10411 09:55

478 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10478 07:55

I bump old threads on general intentionally

479 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10479 06:19

I get squeamish about eating "the gross bits" like offal and fish heads.

480 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10485 12:55

I still haven't completed a single Pokedex.

481 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10486 07:42

I sometimes feel like an anonymous BBS' equivalent of an unnamed villager NPC in an old RPG. No one remembers me (not that I ever contributed anything worth being remembered by) but at least I was here.

482 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10488 23:41

I'm no furry but Amy Rose's is one hedgehog pussy I'd love to eat

483 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10501 06:45

I feel the need to announce my plans to log off in advance, so that I don't get accused of ragequitting.

484 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10501 21:03

>>481 I feel like this irl, that's my lame confession.

485 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10505 22:13

I had my first bike-related incident today, in the form of push starting my dad's old bike and tripping and scraping my hands.
Feeling extremely gay now. Happy pride month.

486 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10517 11:54

I'm pro-fullstop-in-the-title-of-the-current-thought-thread but chickened out when creating the latest one.

487 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10523 21:47

Hearing about women being lonely makes me happy, because it makes me hope someone's desperate enough to choose me.

488 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10523 22:15

I had heart trouble last year that permanently weakened me to the point where I can't get hard any more. Now I look at some absolutely stunning women and think "eh."

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