Last night I stayed with my girlfriend at her parents' house, and I dreamt that I was having sex with someone, and I could push a button and my sexual partner changed through different people, and I flicked through until it was a fat old granny, and I was pumping away then I woke up and realised I'd ejaculated in my girlfriend's parents' guest bed.
When I was a teenager I thought enema was when drugs interacted.
Anyway the history teacher who showed us a video that said pulque was used that way took points off for me mentioning it in an essay test.
I have every post in the Youtube threads open in separate tabs
I once stole a pear from my neighbour's orchard. I don't even like pears, it was just fun being bad with my cronies.
Sometimes a reply to one of my posts will be a little too accurate and I'll wonder if it's just coincidence or a lucky guess, or if the admin is calling me out based on past post history from my IP block.
>>444
How come? Have you been making very recognizable posts lately, perhaps?
I've been putting off a call for six months because I hate calling people I don't know.
I made 90%+of the several hundred gomez posts (including Punctual) in the old countdown thread over the course of a couple of days while bored at work when it didn't seem like there'd be enough posts by to reach >>800 by day 8000.
A spam made it through to my inbox and I told Gmail to report spam. It gave me the option to unsubscribe and like an idiot I clicked it. Now instead of getting three or four a day, I'm getting up to 70 per day.
Goddaammit.
I checked the comments section for a rare unofficially released compilation record that's not allowed on the Discogs marketplace and found a guy saying to PM him for a copy. I PM him and ask if it's available to which he quickly responds saying it is. I tell him I'm interested and want a photo to make sure it's the correct version and he hasn't responded in 2 days. This is the most I've grieved over a loss in a while.
I used to be a nutmeg man
>>453
I don't want more people to know about it till I got my copy!
I would be willing to pay a lot of money for an original pressing of unkle adams Original "mini record". Thats my shameful admission.
>>453
Ok I secured a copy. It's a compilation called Red Laser Disco.
>>456
Someone has it up on Discogs for $420 with a "Make Offer" option
Sometimes I see a fabulously stupid post and think "that would be a funny one for the 4-ch comment copypaste thread", then I remember I'm already on 4-ch. Sometimes on the comment copypaste thread, no less.
I've almost completely forgotten my girlfriend's birthday which is next week and I have no idea which day it is and I'm too scared to ask, all I know is it's next week. I used to know. I even had it saved on my calendar on my old phone but I replaced it.
Nowadays when I can't find a hair tie or headband in my immediate vicinity, I just use the elastic part of a face mask so there's a mask dangling from the back of my head.
>>464 I downloaded it too on your recommendation. Pretty fun, I had a boogie!
I got inspired to get off my butt and go for a run because of the female athletes I fapped to just prior.
I was going to bump 10 ancient threads but got bored after only three.
>>468 I started this thread!
I prefer Symbian to Android.
I unironically like to read Wikihow.
Sometimes I'll suddenly pause my game like “... WTF is that noise coming from the kitchen‽” and I'll run through and it's the washing machine I switched on 10 minutes ago
>>67 did you introduce them to 4-ch? because that sure rings a bell
When I was 2 or 3 I thought the Jolly Green Giant was supposed to be a depiction of God.
>>475 ?
I bump old threads on general intentionally
I get squeamish about eating "the gross bits" like offal and fish heads.
I still haven't completed a single Pokedex.
I sometimes feel like an anonymous BBS' equivalent of an unnamed villager NPC in an old RPG. No one remembers me (not that I ever contributed anything worth being remembered by) but at least I was here.
I'm no furry but Amy Rose's is one hedgehog pussy I'd love to eat
I feel the need to announce my plans to log off in advance, so that I don't get accused of ragequitting.
I had my first bike-related incident today, in the form of push starting my dad's old bike and tripping and scraping my hands.
Feeling extremely gay now. Happy pride month.
I'm pro-fullstop-in-the-title-of-the-current-thought-thread but chickened out when creating the latest one.
Hearing about women being lonely makes me happy, because it makes me hope someone's desperate enough to choose me.
I had heart trouble last year that permanently weakened me to the point where I can't get hard any more. Now I look at some absolutely stunning women and think "eh."