Check the timestamps this time and don't let yourself be tricked.
Life is so utterly absurd!
glass2k is a cool program!
I wish people would stop saying "program". It's called an app or application, stop trying to be retro.
Now excuse me while I dump my core over my 300 baud, or whatever.
I'm really in the mood for committing arson today.
Yeah, nor do I. I think of program like a real full program that you install under a full OS. Like Photoshop or Firefox. I think of "app" like little tiny programs that run on mobile device OS'es like Gibberbot or Comicflow.
Right now, my penis is the hardest organic substance known to man.
Love her to death!
> Application, n. A piece of software; the result of programming a computer to carry out some function. Applications are usually not actually applied to anything.
I just inhaled some water. My throat and head hurt now. Unrelated I hope.
Nice stickers on that laptop, man! How come you don't have a sticker of an espeon there yet, man? Come on! Get an espeon on your laptop.
Hey, y'know what I need to think and/or talk about more? Death. Yeah, definitely.
I can't remember my yahoo password and I don't care about it.
Suited only for machines and ghosts.
what the heck is unquote-splicing?
I like number 14. But you already know it.
Remember, it's ok to paint a clown white, but if you paint your clown black, that's racist.
It isn't a ritual, it isn't worship, it's just an offering of gifts.
Don't be silly, 2AM is the ideal time for a tea party.
http://comic.pixiv.net/works/512
What the fuck is this? Is this a comic about DQN? Is it about the proper Japanese DQN? Or is it some senseless abbreviation that doesn't make any sense or something?
Have you noticed that I yap less about DPRK after unsubscribing from uriminzokkiri on Youtube? I was annoyed by them dominating my subscriptions, which were like "nothing that I want to watch + lots of Northern Korean news".
Professors are jerks. Sometimes I regret dropping out thus failing to achieve my goal of becoming one.
>>527
It's a comic about two kids with DQN names, basically stupid names parents give their children. The main characters are tenshi and akuma (angel and demon.) I don't have time now to read past the title page but I'm guessing more characters with DQN names will make an appearance.
see: http://dqname.jp/
see: http://m.travel.cnn.com/tokyo/none/joy-and-pain-dqn-names-674680
It's 2:41AM and I just got it. I know how to save America. Take all Facebook users and force them onto treadmills connected to iPads. The iPads will be powered by the friction generated by use of the treadmills. The subjects will only be allowed to use Facebook or an iPad while on the treadmill and never while off it. The iPad can only remain powered on while the subject is running on the treadmill. The longer and faster the subject runs, the more they get to use Facebook/iPads.
The end result for any individual subject will be one of three things.
A) A subject will quit Facebook/iPad use causing them to form real relationships with real people and the world around them.
B) A subject will keep running to keep the iPad powered on, causing them to burn fat and become my physically healthy.
C) A subject will be too stupid to quit Facebook use, and too fat to keep the iPad powered on, thus they will continue until they go into cardiac arrest. If the subject is dead they can no longer breed and pass on the unhealthy and/or unintelligent genes to future generations of our species. And the economy is bolstered by the sudden need for cranes, crane operators, and the manufacturing of plus-sized coffins.
I just needed someplace to write this down where I would not loose this thought and /dqn/ was my best bet. Sorry for the intrusion.
>>532
I wondered how you'd let them use the facebook "more" the faster they run if they can't use it without running, but then I realised you can give the device download speeds proportional to how fast they run.
My favourite
Colours and thoughts
Am I KC Green?
There's no America you can save.
>>532
I saw a post detailing something very similar on another unspeakable site
no wonder he'd drive himself crazy, the impression of 'seeing yourself in five years' derives from language
I think I like Nightcore. Another thing I cannot show anyone without getting weired references or getting ashamed!!
A big bottom with no visible hole.
Am dying send help.
Come back little moth, I love you.
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Fuck I wanna pay for this shit but the only checkout line is an Asian's and I have all this Jap food
>>540
The help page for "I'm dying" could not be opened because it is in a depricated windows help file type, however a program used to add support for old windows help file types can be gained by going through the 3415 step authentication and verification of validity of your system process.
>>532 You should watch Charlie Brooker's Black Mirror, one of the episodes is about something like that. I never watch TV but it's a really good show, a bit like a modern Twilight Zone
http://watchseries.lt/episode/black_mirror_s1_e2.html
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt2089049/plotsummary?ref_=tt_ov_pl
Mahou Shoujo, The Wizard Man.
Don't worry, >>543! We're all funny, each in his own special way!
I guess I might never understand foot fetishism.
>>553
Neither do I, but I have enough "weird" fetishes of my own, so whatever.
>>554
I bet none of them are as weird as my terminal illness fetish.
>>553
It's different for every fetishist. As for myself, I LOVE the domination and humiliation aspect that comes with it. I'm kind of a masochist
DQNdog.jpg is my current desktop background, thanks for sharing your hairy dog >>22!
Lately I've been wanting an e-relationship with an older woman for some reason.
My waifu in a vector field.
have you ever been scrubbing dishes really hard then imagined you were scrubbing somebody's face with a cheese grater?
What should I use this £20 Amazon voucher for?
>>564
Me too! I'm starting to think that it's the common goal of all DQN users... or, well, multiple personalities of a single user.
Rabbit girls > cat girls.
can't sleep too depressed
!Espeon/npa, what was it like during the war?
I don't think I understand the whole reddit thing and why users would care about it.
>>566 Hmmm not really me, you guys are the reason I like coming here. I don't think I consciously try to be obscure, but I guess a lot of things I'm interested in, I don't know anyone else IRL with the same interests...
Isn't that what today's definition of a "hipster" is, kind of? Deliberately doing things no one else does for the sake of being different? I don't think that really applies to people here, does it?
Wow there's a whole world of pipe-smokers on youtube
>>571
Probably not, I always got the impression that "hipsters" like to think that they're cool. I think DQNs have just become comfortable with their uncool-ness and embrace it.
I fucking hate myself for being such a lazy fuck. At this rate I will never learn Japanese
>>574 Honestly, it's not worth learning. Do something constructive with your life instead.
>>571
I doubt it applies here, dokyuns are interested in a huge range of things not because they are unpopular, but rather innovative or different, the bleeding edge will always be unpopular, but the lust is caused by the former and not the latter.
>>573,576 I stroked my chin thoughtfully and nodded and made affirmative noises to both your posts
>>576
Did you really just referred to Kareha as bleeding edge?
>>580
It is compared to most forums. I mean it's not treeboard but it's well ahead of most bulitin boards.
i wanna learn japanese too... learning by immersion is the best
>>574
here is something on laziness and being http://waa.ai/2au
Black President Barack Obama should mend his own country first instead of waging another war on the Middle East.
How odd that you should post that Face Like A Frog video, last night I was on an Oingo Boingo spree... or did you know that?
>>575
But how will I read, play and watch all the untranslated manga, anime, JAV, TV Shows, Eroge, Doujinshi and JDrama? How will I talk to Japanese? How will I shitpost on 2ch and Futaba? (Given that 2ch will indeed come back)
I just watched Power Rangers: The Movie, how many of you can still remember their names?
Maybe I was always a fluid dynamicist, but I just didn't realise it.
I don't remember when or why I stopped looking at important university documents and started looking up pictures of Suzumi Tamao on danbooru. It can't have been a gradual process; I must have made some sort of conscious decision at some point. Ah, whatever.
>>591 I meant the power rangers themselves. In primary one (what's that, first grade?) each Monday we had to write a little bit about what we got up to at the weekend and illustrate it, and I always drew everyone wearing power ranger outfits, and Sonic's shoes, until I got told off with a written note in my jotter "stop drawing everyone in sonic outfits" HAHA she didn't know the difference between Sonic and Power Rangers what a chump!
"Live and let live" is some meaningless absolute space dualist bullshit please don't equate it with empathy
Something is happening on /b/!
For the first time in a long time, it actually feels like a Sunday.
I just looked at /b/ again for the first time in quite a long while, I was thinking it's gotten really shit, but it's probably just as shit as it was a few years ago...
"You are a fat fucking pedo piece of shit and I will track you. Fucking cunt.
-Anon Raedon
Lead Staff Member of Anonymous"
I want to interrogate him, but an hour seems excessive.