Check the timestamps this time and don't let yourself be tricked.
So I was thinking of something that I was going to say sucks donkey dick, but for some reason the phrase came to my mind as "sucks donkey dong" instead. Then it occurred to me that "sucks Donkey Kong" would be funnier.
"sucks Donkey Kong" is now on my list of colorful words and phrases I intend to use more often, but will probably end up never using at all.
I swear, if that one guy doesn't stop spamming "Is it fun to poop?" in old threads, I'm going to become slightly upset!
I am so fuckin tried right now.
>>901
Sounds like a phrase that would be used in a sit-com about lovable nerds. It is funny though. Also, you suck donkey cunt.
Oh my god, that cup of tea was amazing. Damn.
I played ET for the Atari. I like it.
Dylan
It's a peacock party!
Hello to all Dylans in the world
I consider Bob to be my friends. Are you reading this? If you are message me and tell me you read this.
Why not just be an anti Semite?
>>913
Because it would probably make more sense to just be anti-Israel, which despite what some people might tell you, isn't the same thing?
>>913,914
One difference, for example, is that the former say that all jews are greedy gold-hoarders (some jews may be honest to god, hard-working jews!), and the latter say that Israel breaks international laws, destabilizes the Middle East and gets away with it protected by the US.
Voru de moto.
Volvo's damn motor.
The ultimate superhero: Revolverine.
I need a sword
Fuck, fuck, fuck. I can't find the site were you could download all those eroge
^ erogedownload? fuwanovel?
Hello this is Espeon. I'm in desperate need of a hug or a kiss again.
I should clean up those crumbs.
>>922
I would not give you a hug but I would violently cuddle you.
Damp shoes are the worst.
Plot twist: Wagahai wa Neko de aru was actually written by a housecat.
>>922
I'd hate-cuddle you until you were black & blue. Then I'd go have a burger & butterscotch shake somewhere way outside of the city.
It's like Benjamin Button, but in reverse
Smoky Mountain Wrestling
>>924,927
Thank you! I think I can take on the world now with all that newly founded confidence!
What do the Kha'ak want?
Yes, it's rice.
Pietro is so cute
But you have not noticed.
I had read a comment that said "sleep to your heart content", but I for some reason wanted it to say "sleep to your heart continent". I found that to be funny, even if it's just something I made up over someone's comment.
>>935
I saw "birch buttons" in a craft store once that my mind read as "bitch buttons".
Maybe I have noticed, and just waiting to see what comes next before I show my hand
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Say "diarrhoea dump" one more time, motherfucker.
Don't you fucking usurp me, assclown!
Someone calling for me, from a great distance, almost drowned out by the wind.
Well gee, I sure hope not.
I don't use Twitter very much and I've just come across a bunch of tweets praising me that I missed, I feel all fuzzy!
HAMMINGU
YUROP
白い、白い、
Remember the "lonely text world of DQN" thing? That thing was kind of cool.
>>949 I still leave stuff there from time to time, come on down
fuck
People who don't have tea parties must have such unfulfilling lives.
Bereft, cast upon the uncaring fields of molecular geometry, I shall forge a home for myself.
37564
I released the emergency mittens!
yellow cat
>>958
I seen that. It took a while for the flash to load, and I was hugely disappointed
Non Non Biyori
keepass is an excellent program for keeping all of your ass
Shall I build a faux-Venetian city for you? Shall I build two? Just give me the word.
I've just noticed that my W, A, S, and D keys are considerably more worn than any of the others on my keyboard from all the video gaming I've done on it.
Chloroform wasshoi!
Hoobastank were a big thing for a while as I recall, but I bet now they're only remembered for having a name that sounds kind of lewd.
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They were too gentle.
Some days I just wake up thinking "I want to dropkick a baby".
It feels as if my online life orbits around FYAD, but I don't want to go there and break my dreams even though I have tenbux to spare.
Incomplete god
As we draw closer to the end of [Brains] [Thinking] [Personal] [#12], does everyone remember that [#13] already exists waiting for us?
sure, there's a new thread, but why let a perfectly good one go to waste
I'm thinking
I'd suck the farts out of her little dumper
زیبا
Don't Trust the Bitch in Apartment 23
If you aren't careful, I'll disable you.
>>984
I keep picturing this line being addressed to a robot along the lines of Mega Man or something, as a threat to shut down its systems.
Didn't Dr. Wily say "I'll break you, Mega Man" in one of the games?
Zion blood is coursing through my veins
Obtimus prime
No, no, no. I can't get a cold now.
my plantar fascia feel great
Beef or turkey
Fancy lacy frilled chocolate.
Won't you lend your lungs to me?
Only 6 more posts until someone doesn't notice the #13 thread down there and makes a new one.
Isn't there a poster here who has synesthesia? I think I remember someone saying they did. Is it good? I just thought I wish I had it, but maybe it's not as good as it sounds.
I hope you see this before the end of the thread, if you are here...
Baby
I can't believe they went for it.
hey, that was pretty cool.
Let's get legit