Check the timestamps this time and don't let yourself be tricked.
I'm a handsome boy looking for a girl to have kisses with
>>699 I've been recommended to watch Nichijou a few times from a few people, I guess I should add it to my pile
>>700
You're just jealous because you don't have any relatives with fruits named after them!
>>705
There are always fan translations. I think there is no one doing it right now, though
You'll never truly resist the lunar influence.
Let me tell you about "sacrifice".
I've got laser eyes
And I know what you're thinking
My life should be more like Strawberry Panic.
I should eat strawberry pancakes.
In a dead girl.
If I shoot the seagulls that will take me to 95%... so where does the other 5% come from?
May not work with Skullfag or Zandrodumb.
Lately I've been listening to two songs at once to cut down on time wasted while listening to only 1 album at a time.
I'm putting it IN!!
#fortune is back!
http://www.playr.org/play/mr._driller/1262 I love Mr. Driller
Bonsai story generator sucks dick
I can offer you little more than my affections.
I want to put my dick on something.
PROTIP: Before you take delicate things apart, read all the instructions and make sure you have all the necessary tools to finish the job...
MOOOOOOOOORS PREMATUUUUUUUURAAAAAAAAAAA
What if the nth iteration of a thread hit 999 and no one made another one? Would it be so bad?
>>724 have you considered putting your dick on a warm stack of french toast.
I wonder how my beloved waifu feels about cats.
Yankee monkee
MaddAddam is a palindrome!
>>732
On a clover, if alive, erupts a vast, pure evil: a fire volcano.
Happy Programmer Day, DQN!
http://www.programmerday.info/
エルビス飛鳥を自称するうすら馬鹿・佐藤タカヲのプロフィールをおさらいしよう!
*年齢 41歳(ボテっとした体系が見苦しい中年)
*出生地 福井県
*名前
エルビス飛鳥(本名は竹野)というのは虚偽で本名は佐藤孝夫(さとうたかを)
*性別
男
*地域
東京
*職業
アルバイト(苦笑)
*趣味
2ちゃんねる荒らし、岡田有紀子でオナニー、カルト信仰宗教の勧誘、いかがわしいマルチ商法の勧誘、中年のおっさんが人前で堂々と仮面ライダーごっこ
*特技
2ちゃん荒らしでプロバイダー強制解約(過去3〜5回)、空気も読めずにひとりでカラオケ、焦点の合わない目で気持ち悪がられること
*音楽
仮面ライダーのカラオケ
*抱負
無車検の車で暴走して人を跳ね飛ばして負った借金を返済する。
*レギュラー出演
ローカルラジオ番組「エルビス飛鳥のおはようナイスデイ!」(せっかくもらった機会もウィットの微塵もないMCの下手さに打ち切り・・・)
==その他プロフィール==
精神異常者として知られる危険人物である
昭和仮面ライダーマニアの気持ち悪いおっさんである
入ったスナックで「フリードリンクですか?」などとのたまう非常識な顰蹙野郎である
==ディスコグラフィー==
常時: そこら中で迷惑なライダーごっこ
2013年: 仮面ライダーを演じた俳優からも忌み嫌われ、2013年に関連イベントの出入り全面禁止処分になる
She just got eaten by a giant shark and you're telling her to "stop clowning"?
Tetris is the greatest game ever invented.
"Bill Gates has the biggest bandwidth of anybody I've ever met"
"A CD-ROM holds 600 megabytes of data, that's so much data you can't even imagine..."
I'm not a man of steel; more like a man or silver or bismuth or something like that.
Today is my birthday. Hooray!
Happy birthday >>743 feel my love hope you have a wonderful day
These are not my panties.
The favicon for 4-ch is stuck as the soundcloud one in my browser for some reason, in my url bar and my bookmarks dropdown
I want to go to Newcastle.
Mono no aware.
Today my pc died while playing Battlefield3 with a friend. I guess I gotta clean and get a cooler. This is my first time playing a high end game like this and it didnt end well. I really dont want to get into the game too much because Im not really THAT interrested in it despite it being really neat, actually.
>>748 Why? It's full of geordies! I once did an animation workshop in Newcastle. I also met Billy Talent but I didn't know who they were. They were doing a signing session in an empty record shop and seemed pleased to see me. "Heyyyy!" they said, "Um hi..." I said and went upstairs and looked through the bootlegs they were selling. A pretty good but expensive selection they had.
Today's task: read the communist manifesto.
>>752 Read it in Daffy Duck's voice. It helps put it all in perspective.
>>755 Triforce of Courage promises The King will safely kick your ass.
>>751
The important part is that you met new people.
And there's nowt wrong with Geordies, leave them alone.
oh yes fuck no compile errors oh shit god yes
This was the Summer of the Philosophers.
Do not look directly at the needle.
FUCK that is not how you spell inevitable
>>757 I was only kidding, I have nothing against geordies, one of my good friends is one. Not a bad guy at all, he just talks a lot of shite.
While I wait for the captcha to refresh, I'll say that Walkers Sensations "Bengali Spice" Coated Peanuts are so choice, if you have the means I highly recommend picking some up.
Make a donation to medieval charity King Cake had gold coins inside Mardi Gras baby without eating it big Lima bean not gonna break a tool embedded in case when. We made it like a brioche you make a ring and stick the baby or the coin. This pastes dark colors added to color vibrant purple with green and color the gold wasn't very good mufflers dressed with tangy salad sliced. There's like for bags early 1900s Italian forces piled into it and Sicilian name for plate. Paper bread came in sandwiches same name. Hidden in the hair of slaves gonbo.
I want a pengpod!!!
I've become very morbid of late.
Frills are all very well and good, but you mustn't forget about ribbons.
>>762
I like the Californian Salt & Honey ones, though they're nowhere as good as M&S honey roasted jumbo cashews tumbled in salt and sugar (which used to be sold in those jars and now they aren't; I wonder why).
Then I read the part about "having the means" and I remembered that I'm dirt poor myself and that made me sad.
You discover yourself stranded in the vast ocean on the tiny rock called Japan. A fierce earthquake is about to shake you off into the water. What are you going to do?
Did I just read that some other dokyun plays Battlefield 3... and he has a friend who does so too?!
>>768 The "having the means" part was just a Ferris Bueller quote, I am also poor... but the nuts were like 60p from Home Bargains!
I had a dream about buying a game. I suppose I have to actually buy it now.
There she is, laid out on a warm, soft bed, inviting me to join her - but I'm not allowed to. Life is so cruel.
People are strange when you're made of books.
The perp
I woke up with the Ikoku Meiro no Croisée OP in my head. Today is going to be a good day.
>>773 Same, the DQN Electronics albums opened my eyes to a lot of stuff when I was young and impressionable, thanks DQN!
I came to share this with you http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FXtI4zLSSaM do you like it
Onii-chan, elephant juice!
How do I choose which shirt to wear when every one I own is a different shade of grey?
>>781
Program a pseudorandom number generator to give you a number from one to fifty and choose accordingly.
Objectivity, eh? Well okay then.
Finally that abomination called /q/ is gone. I wonder what the suggestion box will look like
Dusty, dusty girl!
So many anabaptists...
I'm modifing the sound files in the game my friend got me for birthday. Even if it cost 2 bucks, it's still fun this way!
Dokyun subaruuuuuuuuuu!
Lunar tic?
Ticks is so beautiful~
Captcha: love
>>790 You ever believed in big strong daddy-legs? And do you believe in bad flying aeroplane? Then you will rejoice in believing in dog-like sparky! He's all heaven sent but will he suffer from your sweetness
If I am a dog then shake hands
lol, I just saw someone refer to defecation as "laying a fudge dragon".
But look, some of these people are literally living ass-to-mouth.
Does it count as a blowjob if I rub my dick on the head of a bottle after a girl drank from it?
Why am I such a retard?.
Goddamnit, I hate it when chaptcha fucks me up
What things are supposed to happen on Fridays?
Ruby's fun. I like chomps
Am I an unmanned probe now?