Plot twist: Wagahai wa Neko de aru was actually written by a housecat.
>>646 The urinals at the place I was at tonight were big mouths with juicy red lips. They smelled like piss! I peed three times.
I'll isolate you.
I thought I was banned for a bit there, but I guess it was just a server glitch or something.
I am an incredibly stupid person.
>>408
I parsed the misspelling as "Have you ever been in real Tarot" and thought this was going to be some weird fortune telling thing.
vc: toung
I'm neither! I'm a fool!!!!!!!!!!
Oh dear.
If Yamantaka Eye did masturbate with a contact mic I totally would listen to that
"Bill Gates has the biggest bandwidth of anybody I've ever met"
Maybe I have noticed, and just waiting to see what comes next before I show my hand
gooey
I'd love a http://yes.thatcan.be/my/next/tweet/ service that used the contents of DQN
>>38
Err, did I post this? Because I certainly feel this way. Probably I should start posting with fusianasan in my name field.
At long last, I'm past halfway! I feel like this project is going to be completed after all.
Chaotic character!
My mind is like a giant spaceship drifting up there aimlessly with its engines turned off. Nobody on it even bothers sending S.O.S. anymore.
I need your help, DQN! I have established that I ought to buy either LG Nexus 4 or LG Optimus G. Which one should I pick?
What the hell is "Extra Virgin" olive oil supposed to be, anyway? Did all the other olive oil have someone's dick in it? How can something be "extra" virgin when "virgin" is typically understood as a boolean value?
Make way for the completionist!
For the first time in a long time, it actually feels like a Sunday.
>>234 i also sit here all day every day except the past couple of days when i have been taking care of a child
>>98
Why do you set horrible themes anyway? What is that "cubeupload" site? Are you a hipster of some sort
For some reason I find this video way more arousing than "real" porn.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0x2sDsb4XFw
By the way, anybody know who the girl is?
>>327 here, boards that survived after sovietrussia died, a couple more I found on their new home, 420chan /m/ and every now and then a few other boards there, neet.to, http://boards.rotbrc.com/t-h/ and http://boards.rotbrc.com/eroge/ which are just new and no one is there really, i have SAoVQ and unholy citadel bookmarked but i never really visit, check webcomics i follow when they update, soundcloud, tumblr, emails, youtube subscriptions and inbox aaaand back here. Sometimes I have a look at our worldoftext page too, just in case. And inbetween I get through the backlog of stuff to read, like things people post here or elsewhere. While I do all this I play the playstation and add new music into itunes and sort the track names and punctuation and formats.
While I was typing this I was also reading the instruction book for a new game I got and hanging up washing to dry!
>>328 Keep the faith, brother, you are on a righteous path.
yellow cat
It's a kitten.
"It's 4 o'clock in the morning. Why on earth are you making chocolate pudding?"
"I'm up all night to get lucky."
>>571
Probably not, I always got the impression that "hipsters" like to think that they're cool. I think DQNs have just become comfortable with their uncool-ness and embrace it.
You discover yourself stranded in the vast ocean on the tiny rock called Japan. A fierce earthquake is about to shake you off into the water. What are you going to do?
I wish more people would listen to VIPtronic albums, but I'm afraid leaking it to Facebook would attract terrible people.
>>276
Could be. /lang/ is also rather fast. It fills me with happines knowing that so many people are using textboards
It's like Benjamin Button, but in reverse
Losing is fun!
Wouldn't it be nice if you could shave your mutton chops off and cook them?
>>616
I guess some of us had a feat of nostalgia about good times when original content still existed.
MaddAddam is a palindrome!
Let's get legit
But ultimately the cardiac muscle was too weak. His heart exploded, shattering ribs outwards, tearing skin into loose flaps and shreds, deforming vertebrae, puncturing lungs and other organs, and spraying blood and viscera in a wide arc about his now thoroughly exenterated corpse.
What the hell is "Extra Virgin" olive oil supposed to be, anyway? Did all the other olive oil have someone's dick in it? How can something be "extra" virgin when "virgin" is typically understood as a boolean value?
>>748 Why? It's full of geordies! I once did an animation workshop in Newcastle. I also met Billy Talent but I didn't know who they were. They were doing a signing session in an empty record shop and seemed pleased to see me. "Heyyyy!" they said, "Um hi..." I said and went upstairs and looked through the bootlegs they were selling. A pretty good but expensive selection they had.
>>234 i also sit here all day every day except the past couple of days when i have been taking care of a child
I wanna be spanked.
Whoever wrote the last thing pasted in the CTRL+V thread is confused as to the difference between "discrete" and "discreet".
I look almost completely androgynous now. I think that's really rad
I saw a license plate that said "DQN" on it. Unfortunately didn't take a picture to share.
Today I learned that people have done speedruns of WOW.WAD.
Why, just why.
>>532 You should watch Charlie Brooker's Black Mirror, one of the episodes is about something like that. I never watch TV but it's a really good show, a bit like a modern Twilight Zone
http://watchseries.lt/episode/black_mirror_s1_e2.html
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt2089049/plotsummary?ref_=tt_ov_pl
Voru de moto.
>>616
I guess some of us had a feat of nostalgia about good times when original content still existed.
I'd love a http://yes.thatcan.be/my/next/tweet/ service that used the contents of DQN
Started playing Minecraft with my friend again after a long time. I can't believe our server is so nice.
Destroy Snoop Dogg
What should I use this £20 Amazon voucher for?
http://www.playr.org/play/mr._driller/1262 I love Mr. Driller
Something is happening on /b/!
Nice stickers on that laptop, man! How come you don't have a sticker of an espeon there yet, man? Come on! Get an espeon on your laptop.
I've been feeling a little melancholy these past few days. Nothing serious, just a sort of pervasive vague listlessness. The sort of feeling you get when you finish something wonderful - a book, a game, an anime, whatever it may be - and the joy it brought you slowly evaporates to leave only an awareness that it's over and it isn't coming back.
But what happened today changes everything.
A mere two or three hours ago, I went to a Chinese restaurant with a friend. My gaze trickled down the Engrish-laden menu until it reached the very last item of the Starters section. There, unassumingly, was printed: "Bread of happiness". Well, what the hell, I thought. May as well try something silly sounding. So I ordered it along with a noodle dish and some jasmine tea.
A few minutes later it came, sailing gracefully through the restaurant on the arms of a young waitress. A round plate upon which sat two steaming pastry bundles separated by a solitary sprig of parsley. The pastries themselves were decorated to resemble plump rabbits with their ears flat against their backs and small beady eyes staring straight forward. Intrigued, I cut the end off one of them and ate it.
It was incredible. Warmth spread through my mouth like a late spring breeze. The pastry cradled my tongue like a lover's caress. The sweet filling blossomed out like a lotus flower. The flavour was subtle, gentle, yet powerful. I have never tasted anything like it and likely never will again. This was truly the bread of happiness.
I insisted that my friend try a piece. He commented that it tasted quite nice.
My mind is like a giant spaceship drifting up there aimlessly with its engines turned off. Nobody on it even bothers sending S.O.S. anymore.
>>865
Becoming jaded and realizing that all the idealistic stuff you thought was so smart when you were young was the real stupid stuff, after all.
>>378
Events have as much significance as we choose to give them.
Does it count as a blowjob if I rub my dick on the head of a bottle after a girl drank from it?
I got a megaphone the other day for £4 as well!
I fucking hate myself for being such a lazy fuck. At this rate I will never learn Japanese
The age of computers is wonderful. A computer can fix a good meal, fix a good car, and fix a good dog. Computers are truly the greatest.
ポカポカです。
http://www.playr.org/play/mr._driller/1262 I love Mr. Driller
あまり人間らしくないね。
Is Kanye West a Modernist or a Postmodernist?
>>629
I hate it when I forget to change to <sup>HTML.</sup> DQN needs an edit button that works for 5 minutes after you post.
I love Visvim
Shii, MODD, Squeeks, someone save us.
Voru de moto.
>>629
I hate it when I forget to change to <sup>HTML.</sup> DQN needs an edit button that works for 5 minutes after you post.
>>408
I parsed the misspelling as "Have you ever been in real Tarot" and thought this was going to be some weird fortune telling thing.
vc: toung
I wish people would stop saying "program". It's called an app or application, stop trying to be retro.
Now excuse me while I dump my core over my 300 baud, or whatever.
I refuse to take sides.
Have you ever been in real terrot, the kind where you see how you'd really react if something was to happen? A lightbulb just burst (literally exploded, sending glass right across the room) and I squealed like a little girl.
attachment anxiety
One day I'm going to screenshot all these "I just got the 1993 reference" posts and make a collage, like those stupid Facebook and Twitter ones.
>>865
Becoming jaded and realizing that all the idealistic stuff you thought was so smart when you were young was the real stupid stuff, after all.
I refuse to take sides.
I hope these clouds go away so I can watch the meteor shower tonight.
Onii-chan, elephant juice!
It was the "onii-chan" that did it.
Am I a geek, am I a nerd?????????????
I've become very morbid of late.
>>752 Read it in Daffy Duck's voice. It helps put it all in perspective.
I'm modifing the sound files in the game my friend got me for birthday. Even if it cost 2 bucks, it's still fun this way!
Sprite is back!
>>98
Why do you set horrible themes anyway? What is that "cubeupload" site? Are you a hipster of some sort
finally
World without second seasons of Panty and Stocking with Garterbelt and Nichijou might as well crumble apart.
How do I choose which shirt to wear when every one I own is a different shade of grey?
>>11
I think I killed 4chan. They said it was a fatal error and begged to never click on that link again.
>>690 zero is one, but no value is all? kareha you're weeeeeiiiird
If you guys are considering getting into Sauerbraten then I'd love to fire it back up. I used to spend hours making single-player maps, I wonder how it plays now.
Ruby's fun. I like chomps
Isn't it painful? I can't even tell you "it'll all be okay"; all I can guarantee is "it'll end".
I am (not) serious.
I want to kill people! Lots of people!
>>748 Why? It's full of geordies! I once did an animation workshop in Newcastle. I also met Billy Talent but I didn't know who they were. They were doing a signing session in an empty record shop and seemed pleased to see me. "Heyyyy!" they said, "Um hi..." I said and went upstairs and looked through the bootlegs they were selling. A pretty good but expensive selection they had.
When was the last time you drew a hypotrochoid anyway?
If I come back to you in a few hours utterly distraught and inconsolable, please bear with me.
Well, there's a lot to be said for corpses, you know.
Did I just read that some other dokyun plays Battlefield 3... and he has a friend who does so too?!
>>566 Hmmm not really me, you guys are the reason I like coming here. I don't think I consciously try to be obscure, but I guess a lot of things I'm interested in, I don't know anyone else IRL with the same interests...
Isn't that what today's definition of a "hipster" is, kind of? Deliberately doing things no one else does for the sake of being different? I don't think that really applies to people here, does it?
> our strategy will focus on creating a family of devices and services for individuals and businesses that empower people around the globe at home, at work and on the go, for the activities they value most.
some days, i feel like i could do this ceo shit better than him, fully aware that i have no business sense, experience, nor education.
this is one of those days.
>>26
Being pro-14, I'm all for skipping #13 or even having two, three or more #14 threads instead.
Not simultaneously, but rather like: "[#14 p.1/14]" Of course, this requires to sacrifice another part of the title because it's already too long.
Does it count as a blowjob if I rub my dick on the head of a bottle after a girl drank from it?
>>935
I saw "birch buttons" in a craft store once that my mind read as "bitch buttons".
If you aren't careful, I'll disable you.
Upon booting up my laptop, I noticed that I had a weired Shang Hai version of WinRAR installed and my firefox was infested with that Delta search engine shit. I hope this isn't a virus, I don't want to reformate my laptop.
Gosh darn it!
>>834 but you can, I don't want you to feel like you're not allowed to either.
Chaotic character!
The age of computers is wonderful. A computer can fix a good meal, fix a good car, and fix a good dog. Computers are truly the greatest.
>>282
Redstone ore doesn't melt snow and it glows when you touch it.
I think I am kawaii desu ne.
I downloaded title by DQN-kun today but it won't fit on my ipod.
>>616
Captcha on world4ch now, and since most of us are bash scripts we can't do that.
infinity days hath september.
>>78
My laptop can't handle all this new-fangled next-gen stuff, and I used to love UT/Quake-style gameplay, so I'll definitely get into it.
Why does this girl have to reiterate the fact that she's a nerd with every tweet she makes...? She also makes at least one tweet per day about how "awesome" it is to be a lesbian even though she's admitted she's never even had lesbian sex. Its like she's trying too hard to be a nerd and she has to remind herself that she is a lesbian or else she'll forget.
I'm not a man of steel; more like a man or silver or bismuth or something like that.
Goodbye, liar world!
I can't stand the "fine arts" people who have decided to force others to like the same stuff.
How is that any better than when teens were taken from their homes and forced to pray the gay away, and forced to somehow want a woman instead of a man?
Lately I've been listening to two songs at once to cut down on time wasted while listening to only 1 album at a time.
bleah.
>>466
It is only a mockery in lesser, inclusionist substructures.
>>455
That's disgusting, man!.. Err... Hmm... So... Did your plan work?
If I come back to you in a few hours utterly distraught and inconsolable, please bear with me.
How do you take your time where there's no time
Is there a way to get rid of the plastic bit in the middle of a roll of Scotch tape without unrolling the tape? I've been at it for a day but no luck.
hey, that was pretty cool.
If you guys are considering getting into Sauerbraten then I'd love to fire it back up. I used to spend hours making single-player maps, I wonder how it plays now.
Cleaning sperm of your floor after self whiping yourself and jacking off to feet is such a pain
I am so fuckin tried right now.
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SNOOPING AS USUAL I SEE
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Hello this is Espeon. I'm in desperate need of a hug or a kiss again.
>>949 I still leave stuff there from time to time, come on down
And what do you know of obsession?
>>751
The important part is that you met new people.
And there's nowt wrong with Geordies, leave them alone.
Frills are all very well and good, but you mustn't forget about ribbons.
زیبا
Where would I be without VIPPER, DQN and Anonymous? Probably in IRC, bitching about internet 2.0 taking over
Unhelpful as that guidebook was, it might be for the best that I don't write walking instructions.
...turn left at the point where the road layout looks like an alkene cis-isomer...
This fucking vacation is taking too long. I just wanna go home
Moon-coloured.
Smoky Mountain Wrestling
But ultimately the cardiac muscle was too weak. His heart exploded, shattering ribs outwards, tearing skin into loose flaps and shreds, deforming vertebrae, puncturing lungs and other organs, and spraying blood and viscera in a wide arc about his now thoroughly exenterated corpse.
Do not look directly at the needle.
I would like to be alike by carrying out. ― しにたい
I vehemently disapprove.
glass2k is a cool program!
Dammit, why aren't there any light sources which don't melt snow?
hey, that was pretty cool.
>>748 Why? It's full of geordies! I once did an animation workshop in Newcastle. I also met Billy Talent but I didn't know who they were. They were doing a signing session in an empty record shop and seemed pleased to see me. "Heyyyy!" they said, "Um hi..." I said and went upstairs and looked through the bootlegs they were selling. A pretty good but expensive selection they had.
I'm thinking
Who uses firefox? All the key bindings are familiar in seamonkey, and it has built in IRC and NNTP clients.
have you ever been scrubbing dishes really hard then imagined you were scrubbing somebody's face with a cheese grater?
A set is not the sum of its elements.
open song, burp nose
FUCK that is not how you spell inevitable
So Gaylord is an American thing
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Did I just read that some other dokyun plays Battlefield 3... and he has a friend who does so too?!
There's no America you can save.
I wish I looked androgynous, too, it's rad as hecky.
Meanwhile, I want to disappear.
Baby
http://www.playr.org/play/mr._driller/1262 I love Mr. Driller
I am extremely upset.
Life may be beautiful, but I can think of even more beautiful things.
My little sister can't be this amused by toilet humour.
I don't smoke and never have, but these days I often find myself thinking "I want a fucking cigarette."
Now I know why she's got blood in her eyes.
>>24 We should ignore #13 and make #14 instead when this thread is done.
>>796
So you have to rub your dick on the head of a girl after a bottle drinks from her?
HAMMINGU
Won't you lend your lungs to me?
pizza john's
>>83 I love the DQN Electronics ones but only have a couple VIPtronic ones, which is your favourite?
What should I use this £20 Amazon voucher for?
Thanks to Socratic method, out world has a great history.
mmm-mm i love periods!
Why is shobon so cute
I just played FlixMix for the first time since my age was in single digits. It's just as fun and just as difficult as I remember.
!Espeon/npa, what was it like during the war?
Just a few more hours and BF4 beta will be there...
Check the timestamps this time and don't let yourself be tricked.
Fucking faggots
I released the emergency mittens!
Why does this girl have to reiterate the fact that she's a nerd with every tweet she makes...? She also makes at least one tweet per day about how "awesome" it is to be a lesbian even though she's admitted she's never even had lesbian sex. Its like she's trying too hard to be a nerd and she has to remind herself that she is a lesbian or else she'll forget.
Happy memories!
Happy mammaries!
Dokyun subaruuuuuuuuuu!
>>790 You ever believed in big strong daddy-legs? And do you believe in bad flying aeroplane? Then you will rejoice in believing in dog-like sparky! He's all heaven sent but will he suffer from your sweetness
If I am a dog then shake hands
This board never existed
The age of computers is wonderful. A computer can fix a good meal, fix a good car, and fix a good dog. Computers are truly the greatest.
>>466 I wouldn't call it a mockery. The "mockery" of which you speak is being mocked. It's surprisingly meta.
I feel stupid for getting worried about that SCP 001 shenanigans. Also, looks like my parents are getting devorced.
>>226 I check it at least twice a day, but usually much more.
Unable to sleep, have diarrhoea a-fucking-gain, bitch won't stop nagging. Hooray for being alive.
vc: flaw. How fitting.
KYOOOOOTO AN-EE-MAY-EE-SHOOON, WOW WOW WOW!
>>188 you can buy a bag of luxury chocolates that they probably swept up from the factory floor for £1
Also those new non-ice cream Cornettos for like 30p, I always get one when I go. Which is pretty often
>>598
It's been shit since 2008, basically became so popular that it's just facebook for the edgy kids. It's not as good a random number generator or for news as it used to be when it was our entropy engine. Refer to DQN documentation regarding the matter and need for a new entropy engine.
>>650
It won't make much of a difference, in terms of what you can contribute, as the stories have been derailed to hell and back.
Just turn your mind off and hack away!
Some days I just wake up thinking "I want to dropkick a baby".
Hello, I'd like a bowl of potatoes, please. No, no, cut into oblongs. With rock granules on top, and maybe a splash of acid-water.
Chaotic character!
I am very upset about all that's happening on this planet. I want to become a fish and float freely in untouched blue waters.
So Gaylord is an American thing
Looks like 99 really is greater than 57. Thanks, William D Clinger
>>142 Who are these fine arts people you speak of and who are the poor people being oppressed by them?
>>343
I'm glad you like it! Kokoro-chan's smile makes life worth living.
Maybe I have noticed, and just waiting to see what comes next before I show my hand
I don't have an ipod, but I would like to download something too.
Right now, my penis is the hardest organic substance known to man.
Beef or turkey
I can offer you little more than my affections.
>>327 here, boards that survived after sovietrussia died, a couple more I found on their new home, 420chan /m/ and every now and then a few other boards there, neet.to, http://boards.rotbrc.com/t-h/ and http://boards.rotbrc.com/eroge/ which are just new and no one is there really, i have SAoVQ and unholy citadel bookmarked but i never really visit, check webcomics i follow when they update, soundcloud, tumblr, emails, youtube subscriptions and inbox aaaand back here. Sometimes I have a look at our worldoftext page too, just in case. And inbetween I get through the backlog of stuff to read, like things people post here or elsewhere. While I do all this I play the playstation and add new music into itunes and sort the track names and punctuation and formats.
While I was typing this I was also reading the instruction book for a new game I got and hanging up washing to dry!
>>328 Keep the faith, brother, you are on a righteous path.
>>404
If someone doesn't start this before I go out I'll be ANGRY
Robotic librarian moé~.
lol, I just saw someone refer to defecation as "laying a fudge dragon".
McDonalds for lunch, Burger King for tea, look for a DS and a stool inbetween
She just got eaten by a giant shark and you're telling her to "stop clowning"?
I like the phrase: “Ｉ ｃａｎ ｎｏ ｌｏｎｇｅｒ ｒｅｔｕｒｎ ｔｏ ｔｈｏｓｅ ｄａｙｓ”.
I swear, if that one guy doesn't stop spamming "Is it fun to poop?" in old threads, I'm going to become slightly upset!
>>619
Really?
There go the days when I could say, "At least they leave the text boards alone."
My waifu in a vector field.
>>143 Numerous people in our government and education systems.
>>821 losing can be fun when you lose to good players, but not if you lose to a cheap spammer or someone who gloats
I could train as a computer science teacher for free and get a scholarship to boot if I wanted.
Pity children are shit.
Where would I be without VIPPER, DQN and Anonymous? Probably in IRC, bitching about internet 2.0 taking over
Home tomorrow with a fancy new free sofa! And a picture I've loved for years that I'm finally getting my hands on.
Whatever you do, do not ask me what my favourite fruit is. It isn't apples.
I hope there will be a new DQN album soon... I'm a big fan...
I'm about to explore some of this "denpa" i've heard about. What are some essential denpa recordings?
>>629
I hate it when I forget to change to <sup>HTML.</sup> DQN needs an edit button that works for 5 minutes after you post.
>>652
or bring up an old character that everyone is sick and tired of.
>>553
It's different for every fetishist. As for myself, I LOVE the domination and humiliation aspect that comes with it. I'm kind of a masochist
Metal Machine Music, Re-Take OST, and most Goreshit sound a lot alike.
I'm putting it IN!!
As long as there are a medium sized pot and a pair of scissors in every household, barbershops are downright unnecessary.
>>142 Who are these fine arts people you speak of and who are the poor people being oppressed by them?
>>573,576 I stroked my chin thoughtfully and nodded and made affirmative noises to both your posts
Why is shobon so cute
Where would I be without VIPPER, DQN and Anonymous? Probably in IRC, bitching about internet 2.0 taking over
>>234 i also sit here all day every day except the past couple of days when i have been taking care of a child
>>821 losing can be fun when you lose to good players, but not if you lose to a cheap spammer or someone who gloats
>>26
Being pro-14, I'm all for skipping #13 or even having two, three or more #14 threads instead.
Not simultaneously, but rather like: "[#14 p.1/14]" Of course, this requires to sacrifice another part of the title because it's already too long.
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wha tthe fuck
Chloroform wasshoi!
cock
Tetris is the greatest game ever invented.
World without second seasons of Panty and Stocking with Garterbelt and Nichijou might as well crumble apart.
I wonder how my beloved waifu feels about cats.
Pietro is so cute
Aaaah, my heart!
They were too gentle.
I just started using 4ch after deciding to visit the only English text board I know. I'm also confused at these dates. I'm too new here.
Goodbye, liar world!
>>121
http://nig.gr/1ad Have some, then.
The site is huge, it would be nice if you some interesting finds.
ポカポカです。
>>803 i like the bit where she spins on his head, then crushes his skull inside her vagina
If anyone else bids on this I will destroy something
Drink Santa's pee
Hello to all Dylans in the world
>>143 Numerous people in our government and education systems.
>>466
It is only a mockery in lesser, inclusionist substructures.
I just want to go home already! I am waiting in an airport
sure, there's a new thread, but why let a perfectly good one go to waste
Beef or turkey
he first and second track are unreleased recordings from 2008. tracks 3 to 9 were originally recorded on piano in Green Lane psychiatric hospital, winter '09, and digitally released as 'decayed ocean asylum' in early 2010. 'norsk' was recorded in what i remember was late 2007. the kodai no hone tracks were released on an album of the same name in november '08. only 20 copies of the album were made, featuring hand made covers and came with an original individual polaroid. track 13 is an excerpt from a recording a live show at the port mahon in oxford, 19th november 2007.
Hope he's okay
It's a kitten.
!Espeon/npa, what was it like during the war?
Previously:
http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1213916710/
http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1250275007/
http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1292544745/
http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1315193920/
http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1326391378/
http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1333279425/
http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1340196069/
http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1346800288/
http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1353182673/
http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1360549149/
http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1367260033/
http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1367260120/
I want the scavenger thread to keep going, but I have nothing I'm proud to own. I hope people just missed the thread or got bored with it.
It makes me sad to think that everyone else might be in my position.
I love apples. The only other fruits that even come close to being as delicious are cherries and strawberries.
Thanks Wik
Minecraft wabi-sabi.
But what shall we do when even the rate of change of the gradient is increasing asymptotically?
You know you spend too much time on DQN when you see a character tagged "Now in kunoichi flavor!" and initially read it as "Now in kimchi flavor!"
I love seeing people's posts that have been influenced by mine. The lynx dark temptation thing made me feel warm and fuzzy.
I wonder how many people check this site daily.
>>576
Did you really just referred to Kareha as bleeding edge?
There's hope for you yet.
separation anxiety
"A CD-ROM holds 600 megabytes of data, that's so much data you can't even imagine..."
I wonder what the carpet tastes like.
エルビス飛鳥を自称するうすら馬鹿・佐藤タカヲのプロフィールをおさらいしよう！
*年齢 ４１歳（ボテっとした体系が見苦しい中年）
*出生地 福井県
*名前
エルビス飛鳥（本名は竹野）というのは虚偽で本名は佐藤孝夫（さとうたかを）
*性別
男
*地域
東京
*職業
アルバイト（苦笑）
*趣味
２ちゃんねる荒らし、岡田有紀子でオナニー、カルト信仰宗教の勧誘、いかがわしいマルチ商法の勧誘、中年のおっさんが人前で堂々と仮面ライダーごっこ
*特技
２ちゃん荒らしでプロバイダー強制解約（過去３～５回）、空気も読めずにひとりでカラオケ、焦点の合わない目で気持ち悪がられること
*音楽
仮面ライダーのカラオケ
*抱負
無車検の車で暴走して人を跳ね飛ばして負った借金を返済する。
*レギュラー出演
ローカルラジオ番組「エルビス飛鳥のおはようナイスデイ！」（せっかくもらった機会もウィットの微塵もないＭＣの下手さに打ち切り・・・）
==その他プロフィール==
精神異常者として知られる危険人物である
昭和仮面ライダーマニアの気持ち悪いおっさんである
入ったスナックで「フリードリンクですか？」などとのたまう非常識な顰蹙野郎である
==ディスコグラフィー==
常時： そこら中で迷惑なライダーごっこ
2013年： 仮面ライダーを演じた俳優からも忌み嫌われ、２０１３年に関連イベントの出入り全面禁止処分になる
I've got laser eyes
And I know what you're thinking
Some nice mournful violins, eh.
I lost myself in my thoughts
Happy birthday >>743 feel my love hope you have a wonderful day
Subject: Implementing type-safe purely functional modifiable trees
Message:
It doesn't work.
Well, it does, it's just difficult.
Today is always the most enjoyable day.
http://i.imgur.com/SAzqJoG.png
Sweden game is unfair, nida. Corea is cleary supelior, nida.
>>89
If you make a bed and sleep in it, it becomes your new spawn point. You can also craft a compass that points to your (original) spawn point, or make a map.
What I like to do is build a giant floating "house" icon over my house, that way I can always see where it's at.
What have I become?
Good name for DQN rock band: GET GETTERS.
I can imagine it taking #1 spot in the charts.
Oh god please just save me from them
But you have not noticed.
I'd love a http://yes.thatcan.be/my/next/tweet/ service that used the contents of DQN
FOOP THIS SHOOP
>>89
If you make a bed and sleep in it, it becomes your new spawn point. You can also craft a compass that points to your (original) spawn point, or make a map.
What I like to do is build a giant floating "house" icon over my house, that way I can always see where it's at.
Fuck I wanna pay for this shit but the only checkout line is an Asian's and I have all this Jap food
>>666 "Hello police? Yes I'd like to report a murder... yes a group of them... describe them? Well they're all black... no they all look the same to me..."
Remember, it's ok to paint a clown white, but if you paint your clown black, that's racist.
How do I choose which shirt to wear when every one I own is a different shade of grey?
Black President Barack Obama should mend his own country first instead of waging another war on the Middle East.
>>494
Web 1.0? More like Web 0.1a. Get real and adapt with the times.
"'Illustrated' would have been a better word!" I chuckled to myself.
Love her to death!
Bonsai story generator sucks dick
Non Non Biyori
Half the fun!
I can't handle this anymore.
You might be thinking that Daft Punk's song is about "scoring" or, to put it bluntly, having sex. But it isn't.
"Like the legend of the phoenix" Daft Punk make their triumphal return. This song is about art, it is about music. "The force" that "keeps the planet spinning" is creativity.
"We’re up all night to get lucky" in this context is about working hard to find that special melody, that "vibe" that makes Daft Punk's music so distinct as opposed to modern music, that has become generic: "the present has no rhythm".
But Daft Punk is not going to stop and relax despite of their international fame!
We’ve come too far
To give up who we are
So let’s raise the bar
And our cups to the stars
Hats off to Daft Punk!
I love myself and want to live.
>>694
I used to love AD, but there's probably less reference to it these days since it's so old now. Also more recently, I think Nichijou too everything that was good about AD and made it even better. Less filler, more jokes, and taking the jokes to even greater extremes! Plus amazing animation!
Fuck I wanna pay for this shit but the only checkout line is an Asian's and I have all this Jap food
I want to interrogate him, but an hour seems excessive.
>>732
On a clover, if alive, erupts a vast, pure evil: a fire volcano.
It's spirals, spirals all the way.
>>629
I hate it when I forget to change to <sup>HTML.</sup> DQN needs an edit button that works for 5 minutes after you post.
I don't smoke and never have, but these days I often find myself thinking "I want a fucking cigarette."
>>540
The help page for "I'm dying" could not be opened because it is in a depricated windows help file type, however a program used to add support for old windows help file types can be gained by going through the 3415 step authentication and verification of validity of your system process.
I released the emergency mittens!
I like number 14. But you already know it.
Let's say I didn't post a flaw-in-a-perfect-world in the perfection-in-a-flawed-world thread and I was being comedically contrary.
keepass is an excellent program for keeping all of your ass
Whatever you do, do not ask me what my favourite fruit is. It isn't apples.
i hate moths
what the heck is unquote-splicing?
Objectivity, eh? Well okay then.
Fuck, fuck, fuck. I can't find the site were you could download all those eroge
Isn't it painful? I can't even tell you "it'll all be okay"; all I can guarantee is "it'll end".
HOMEGROWN PHILOSOPHY FOR SALE
>>652
or bring up an old character that everyone is sick and tired of.
Dammit, why aren't there any light sources which don't melt snow?
>>415
Please /a/, we all know that ticks and the others who come from the lower order of SAoVQ and w2c have found a nest in your board, but it's resilient enough that neither moderation nor invasion can do any permanent damage.
"It's 4 o'clock in the morning. Why on earth are you making chocolate pudding?"
"I'm up all night to get lucky."
I love Visvim
It's 2:41AM and I just got it. I know how to save America. Take all Facebook users and force them onto treadmills connected to iPads. The iPads will be powered by the friction generated by use of the treadmills. The subjects will only be allowed to use Facebook or an iPad while on the treadmill and never while off it. The iPad can only remain powered on while the subject is running on the treadmill. The longer and faster the subject runs, the more they get to use Facebook/iPads.
The end result for any individual subject will be one of three things.
A) A subject will quit Facebook/iPad use causing them to form real relationships with real people and the world around them.
B) A subject will keep running to keep the iPad powered on, causing them to burn fat and become my physically healthy.
C) A subject will be too stupid to quit Facebook use, and too fat to keep the iPad powered on, thus they will continue until they go into cardiac arrest. If the subject is dead they can no longer breed and pass on the unhealthy and/or unintelligent genes to future generations of our species. And the economy is bolstered by the sudden need for cranes, crane operators, and the manufacturing of plus-sized coffins.
I just needed someplace to write this down where I would not loose this thought and /dqn/ was my best bet. Sorry for the intrusion.
Today's task: read the communist manifesto.
Now I know why she's got blood in her eyes.
My penis is kinda flabby. Probably I was too harsh to it.
Drink Santa's pee
I want the scavenger thread to keep going, but I have nothing I'm proud to own. I hope people just missed the thread or got bored with it.
It makes me sad to think that everyone else might be in my position.
ポカポカです。
ya'll are crazy as hell and i love you
>>334 I recently got into Goreshit thanks to DQN electronics.
We should do a Monachat hangout
>>163 Yeah, I had been looking there. They have one for the viptronic project.
!Espeon/npa, what was it like during the war?
Why won't my head stop spinning? I'm not even inebriated.
Learning the annoying way what git revert actually does
>>32
Perhaps we should start labelling the from #1 again since we already know it's a subthread of #14. That's definitely a good idea.
Roboto des.
My favourite
Colours and thoughts
Am I KC Green?
>>188 you can buy a bag of luxury chocolates that they probably swept up from the factory floor for £1
Also those new non-ice cream Cornettos for like 30p, I always get one when I go. Which is pretty often
PROTIP: Before you take delicate things apart, read all the instructions and make sure you have all the necessary tools to finish the job...
I can't stand the "fine arts" people who have decided to force others to like the same stuff.
How is that any better than when teens were taken from their homes and forced to pray the gay away, and forced to somehow want a woman instead of a man?
I don't use Twitter very much and I've just come across a bunch of tweets praising me that I missed, I feel all fuzzy!
Rantatan-tan kawaii
It's full of not working.
>>98
Why do you set horrible themes anyway? What is that "cubeupload" site? Are you a hipster of some sort
How often do you refresh DQN? I refresh it every hour or so
Half the fun!
I should eat strawberry pancakes.
Maybe I shouldn't browse /jp/ when my roommate is in the room.
>>282
Redstone ore doesn't melt snow and it glows when you touch it.
It'll all be over.
My little sister can't be this amused by toilet humour.
>>604
Do they ban for posting as Soviet Russia#deadjew or moot#faggot?
>>616
I guess some of us had a feat of nostalgia about good times when original content still existed.
>>196 How about my new album? http://infinityof6.bandcamp.com/album/twat-yes-help-i-drive-a-volkswagen
Gosh darn it!
unholy citadel really is something else... I'm visiting it for the first time, and I'm not exactly sure how to approach these posts...
>>476
I'm in the exact same position. Thankfully, I'm setting off homewards tomorrow.
Somebody should make a youtube poop mashing up the bad ending of Fez with something.
>>852
You need to train your Djinni to level 42 for that spell.
>>161 I had a quick look but I couldn't find one, i assumed there'd be one on Tanasinn.info. There's this at least http://tanasinn.info/wiki/Category:DQN_Music
http://comic.pixiv.net/works/512
What the fuck is this? Is this a comic about DQN? Is it about the proper Japanese DQN? Or is it some senseless abbreviation that doesn't make any sense or something?
Dear Firefox developers:
Has it ever occurred to you that if the browser crashes, automatically reloading the page that it was on when it crashed on the next startup might not be a good idea?
>>527
It's a comic about two kids with DQN names, basically stupid names parents give their children. The main characters are tenshi and akuma (angel and demon.) I don't have time now to read past the title page but I'm guessing more characters with DQN names will make an appearance.
see: http://dqname.jp/
see: http://m.travel.cnn.com/tokyo/none/joy-and-pain-dqn-names-674680
beans, beans, good for your heart
the more you eat, the more you fart
the more you fart, the better you feel
so eat beans with every meal
I'm not crying, but a tear just fell out of my eye and made a loud pat sound on my jeans
Bonsai story generator sucks dick
What happened to the little guy with the pan
Say "diarrhoea dump" one more time, motherfucker.
>>83 I love the DQN Electronics ones but only have a couple VIPtronic ones, which is your favourite?
>>924,927
Thank you! I think I can take on the world now with all that newly founded confidence!
But you have not noticed.
>>899
did you dream about a moe anthropomorphism of this 900GET?
Reminder: you're going to die.
Sorry for not visiting yesterday...
I dreamed of her again. It had been so long since last time.
Drug users don't have worthwhile hobbies? That's not true!
ncurses can suck it
finally i am not displeased with my scheme wrapper for it
I wonder what it would feel like to put my arms around a cute boy's midsection.
I wish I wasn't gaijin.
Learning the annoying way what git revert actually does
At 23 years old, I find myself really appreciating the company of women who are at least four years older. Something about their life experience and having gotten a lot of those "spontaneous years" out of their system that makes me value them as partners. Also every relationship I've had with 18 to 20-year-olds was horrible.
My penis is kinda flabby. Probably I was too harsh to it.
t : . : .a : . :n : . : . : a : . : . : . : . : : . : . :s : . : . : . : : . : . : . : : . :i . : . : . : . :n . : . : . : . :n
I'm putting it IN!!
>>201
My first thought was "he spelled IDSPISPOPD wrong", so I probably am too.
>>404
I think that would be pretty swell, as long as people were fair about it.
I've got laser eyes
And I know what you're thinking
http://www.playr.org/play/mr._driller/1262 I love Mr. Driller
>>466
It is only a mockery in lesser, inclusionist substructures.
>>532 You should watch Charlie Brooker's Black Mirror, one of the episodes is about something like that. I never watch TV but it's a really good show, a bit like a modern Twilight Zone
http://watchseries.lt/episode/black_mirror_s1_e2.html
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt2089049/plotsummary?ref_=tt_ov_pl
what the fuck is a sparberry?
>>143 Numerous people in our government and education systems.
>>700
You're just jealous because you don't have any relatives with fruits named after them!
Last night I went to bad with my laptop and thought I'll have a quick game of columns, but the one game lasted 40 minutes. On top of that it's a glitchy ROM I was playing so about a minute the sound effects break and it plays a piercing squeal, which gets harder and louder and more intense seemingly in relation to what's happening ingame, like the game speeding up or getting nearer the top. It felt like the god in Columns was getting more and more furious at how I was thrashing him, screaming and smiting me harder and harder with spears of jewels
>>163 Yeah, I had been looking there. They have one for the viptronic project.
Beef or turkey
Good name for DQN rock band: GET GETTERS.
I can imagine it taking #1 spot in the charts.
I love Visvim
>>188 you can buy a bag of luxury chocolates that they probably swept up from the factory floor for £1
Also those new non-ice cream Cornettos for like 30p, I always get one when I go. Which is pretty often
>>330
6ch is much slower than /dqn/. It also has a timeless feeling to it, I have to say that it is probably the most fun textboard that I frequently visit.
Wow there's a whole world of pipe-smokers on youtube
Burn!
open song, burp nose
Have you ever been in real terrot, the kind where you see how you'd really react if something was to happen? A lightbulb just burst (literally exploded, sending glass right across the room) and I squealed like a little girl.
I think I'll make a private Maplestory server and edit Clonepa in as an NPC or enemy. I want to make a loli class but that seems difficulty.
>>404
I think that would be pretty swell, as long as people were fair about it.
>>178 and you just gave me a warm fuzzy feeling back again so we have a nice warm and fuzzy cycle of love going on here~
I'm going to finish the can I have before I start on the Lynx I got (for £2 from Home Bargains!) I think tomorrow will be the last spray of this "Orient" scent by Insette. I always just buy the cheapest deodorant I can find but I splashed out on the Lynx just because of you >>178 <3
Algorithms, my love.
But look, some of these people are literally living ass-to-mouth.
Dear Firefox developers:
Has it ever occurred to you that if the browser crashes, automatically reloading the page that it was on when it crashed on the next startup might not be a good idea?
>>762
I like the Californian Salt & Honey ones, though they're nowhere as good as M&S honey roasted jumbo cashews tumbled in salt and sugar (which used to be sold in those jars and now they aren't; I wonder why).
Then I read the part about "having the means" and I remembered that I'm dirt poor myself and that made me sad.
Onii-chan, elephant juice!
Well that's really pretty kimoi.
もうミキ先生、ひどいよ！
Phloen Phromdaen
Losing is fun!
Yay, my shitty twitter bot passed 2000 followers
Make a donation to medieval charity King Cake had gold coins inside Mardi Gras baby without eating it big Lima bean not gonna break a tool embedded in case when. We made it like a brioche you make a ring and stick the baby or the coin. This pastes dark colors added to color vibrant purple with green and color the gold wasn't very good mufflers dressed with tangy salad sliced. There's like for bags early 1900s Italian forces piled into it and Sicilian name for plate. Paper bread came in sandwiches same name. Hidden in the hair of slaves gonbo.
My entire life so far was leading up to writing that one, ridiculous sentence.
>>616
I guess some of us had a feat of nostalgia about good times when original content still existed.
I wish I hadn't bumped that thread.
I'm not crying, but a tear just fell out of my eye and made a loud pat sound on my jeans
That was an excellent human being. I hope to encounter more human beings like that one.
I misread "ipod" as "isopod". I am losing my mind.
Lately I've been listening to two songs at once to cut down on time wasted while listening to only 1 album at a time.
When the hammer fell, it was escapism and fantasy that saved me, not rationality and logic.
Don't you fucking usurp me, assclown!
>>476
I'm in the exact same position. Thankfully, I'm setting off homewards tomorrow.
>>688
Only of things that will not come to pass.
The future is short, and the dreamers are bound to reach their end without really living.
I can offer you little more than my affections.
Is Kanye West a Modernist or a Postmodernist?
But you have not noticed.
>>246 a foster child is staying with my wife and I for a holiday away from the other foster children he stays with as they are all very young, so it's a nice little break for him. We went swimming yesterday and went for mcdonalds and today we're going crab fishing and playing wrestling games on the playstation
I'm full of semen, I can't stand up.
>>378
Events have as much significance as we choose to give them.
>>694 I do indeed, I finally got around to finishing it quite recently (I watch a bunch of animes at once hopping between them all). The filler episodes near the end bugged me, but I don't think I've watched a series I like that didn't have at least a couple.
An online acquaintance made this which I think is pretty cool
https://soundcloud.com/demosthenesaru/vixenvy-day1
Beef or turkey
What happened to the little guy with the pan
>>949 I still leave stuff there from time to time, come on down
>>616
Captcha on world4ch now, and since most of us are bash scripts we can't do that.
You might be thinking that Daft Punk's song is about "scoring" or, to put it bluntly, having sex. But it isn't.
"Like the legend of the phoenix" Daft Punk make their triumphal return. This song is about art, it is about music. "The force" that "keeps the planet spinning" is creativity.
"We’re up all night to get lucky" in this context is about working hard to find that special melody, that "vibe" that makes Daft Punk's music so distinct as opposed to modern music, that has become generic: "the present has no rhythm".
But Daft Punk is not going to stop and relax despite of their international fame!
We’ve come too far
To give up who we are
So let’s raise the bar
And our cups to the stars
Hats off to Daft Punk!
I found a fun shooter game called "Magical Girl", on a Sega Megadrive emulator! It's as close as I can get to playing touhou for now...
I'm a sexy male! You're welcome to oil my body and play with my nipples.
I've become very morbid of late.
Obtimus prime
"It's 4 o'clock in the morning. Why on earth are you making chocolate pudding?"
"I'm up all night to get lucky."
>>404
I think that would be pretty swell, as long as people were fair about it.
Some days I just wake up thinking "I want to dropkick a baby".
Obtimus prime
Maybe I could be a teacher for special needs kids...
Why does this girl have to reiterate the fact that she's a nerd with every tweet she makes...? She also makes at least one tweet per day about how "awesome" it is to be a lesbian even though she's admitted she's never even had lesbian sex. Its like she's trying too hard to be a nerd and she has to remind herself that she is a lesbian or else she'll forget.
>>603 I love cherry everything, and though fresh cherries are very nice the stones are too much hassle. So I choose the cherries in the fizzy haribo mixes.
Aaaah, my heart!
>>656 No a music venue/bar. I think it was supposed to be like the Rolling Stones logo
I love you
I should clean up those crumbs.
I just watched Power Rangers: The Movie, how many of you can still remember their names?
Last night, I kicked a member of an endangered species in the face until it stopped moving.
Mahou Shoujo, The Wizard Man.
>>591 I meant the power rangers themselves. In primary one (what's that, first grade?) each Monday we had to write a little bit about what we got up to at the weekend and illustrate it, and I always drew everyone wearing power ranger outfits, and Sonic's shoes, until I got told off with a written note in my jotter "stop drawing everyone in sonic outfits" HAHA she didn't know the difference between Sonic and Power Rangers what a chump!
Obtimus prime
he fucking punched a guy in his phosphorous-incinerated stump
>>623
Who knows, if people complain about Zeitgeist again, moot might fuck up yet another place
DQNdog.jpg is my current desktop background, thanks for sharing your hairy dog >>22!
sawn-off moustache.
i hate moths
I will always be tired forever.
>>616
I guess some of us had a feat of nostalgia about good times when original content still existed.
First day at work. No customers yet. Not sure there will be any.
Temple is a great last name. I should change my last name to Temple.
After cleaning up my mouse and keyboard (which were grotier than I realized) my mouse wheel doesn't click-click anymore. It still works fine, but not having the click-click is odd to get used to.
Minecraft wabi-sabi.
what the fuck is a sparberry?
I'd suck the farts out of her little dumper
Tea party, tea party, tea party tonight!
what happened to neet.to
The age of computers is wonderful. A computer can fix a good meal, fix a good car, and fix a good dog. Computers are truly the greatest.
So many anabaptists...
>>408
I parsed the misspelling as "Have you ever been in real Tarot" and thought this was going to be some weird fortune telling thing.
vc: toung
I look almost completely androgynous now. I think that's really rad
>>935
I saw "birch buttons" in a craft store once that my mind read as "bitch buttons".
I found a fun shooter game called "Magical Girl", on a Sega Megadrive emulator! It's as close as I can get to playing touhou for now...
yellow cat
How would everyone react to a scavenger hunt thread? E.g. You have to find (and take a picture of) the item that the previous poster mentioned, and state an item for the next poster.
MOOOOOOOOORS PREMATUUUUUUUURAAAAAAAAAAA
Burn!
But if you turn it upside down, it looks like a uterus!
May not work with Skullfag or Zandrodumb.
Remember the "lonely text world of DQN" thing? That thing was kind of cool.
What do the Kha'ak want?
>>922
I'd hate-cuddle you until you were black & blue. Then I'd go have a burger & butterscotch shake somewhere way outside of the city.
>>252
That sounds wonderful! I always wanted to foster a child. Perhaps it has something to do with my fantasy of teaching a little girl calculus.
gaynus
I just looked at /b/ again for the first time in quite a long while, I was thinking it's gotten really shit, but it's probably just as shit as it was a few years ago...
"You are a fat fucking pedo piece of shit and I will track you. Fucking cunt.
-Anon Raedon
Lead Staff Member of Anonymous"
What things are supposed to happen on Fridays?
>>226
I do almost every day. But I like the Post Office better.
Oh dear.
DQNdog.jpg is my current desktop background, thanks for sharing your hairy dog >>22!
>>564
Me too! I'm starting to think that it's the common goal of all DQN users... or, well, multiple personalities of a single user.
>>413
A year or so ago I, with a similar disposition, decided to stop browsing 4chan. It was probably one of the best decisions I've ever made. I thoroughly recommend it.
Well it's not as though I have to put anything in my anus.
>>553
It's different for every fetishist. As for myself, I LOVE the domination and humiliation aspect that comes with it. I'm kind of a masochist
It's all about amnesia.
>>752 Read it in Daffy Duck's voice. It helps put it all in perspective.
Confound you, exotic insects! Stop eating me!
>>694 I do indeed, I finally got around to finishing it quite recently (I watch a bunch of animes at once hopping between them all). The filler episodes near the end bugged me, but I don't think I've watched a series I like that didn't have at least a couple.
An online acquaintance made this which I think is pretty cool
https://soundcloud.com/demosthenesaru/vixenvy-day1
I now wonder where you guys that still visit live.
can't sleep too depressed
>>253
Chromium has AdBlock and HTTPS Everywhere, too. Never heard of self-destructing cookies, though.
I don't use Twitter very much and I've just come across a bunch of tweets praising me that I missed, I feel all fuzzy!
I'd suck the farts out of her little dumper
I could train as a computer science teacher for free and get a scholarship to boot if I wanted.
Pity children are shit.
wow wtf am i doing inheriting all this shit
>>768 The "having the means" part was just a Ferris Bueller quote, I am also poor... but the nuts were like 60p from Home Bargains!
HOMEGROWN PHILOSOPHY FOR SALE
Whatever you do, do not ask me what my favourite fruit is. It isn't apples.
Oh my god, that cup of tea was amazing. Damn.
More like Grandpa BUTTSton
cock
>>272
Indeed. This place is the most active one of all western Textboards
Much as I adore yuri manga, I have to admit that lesbian sex is really boring compared to "normal" sex.
I realized that the post date being stuck on September 1993 is a reference to eternal september.
I can't handle this anymore.
Fancy lacy frilled chocolate.
Finally that abomination called /q/ is gone. I wonder what the suggestion box will look like
Your life is already ending.
>>603 I love cherry everything, and though fresh cherries are very nice the stones are too much hassle. So I choose the cherries in the fizzy haribo mixes.
"It's 4 o'clock in the morning. Why on earth are you making chocolate pudding?"
"I'm up all night to get lucky."
Whatever you do, do not ask me what my favourite fruit is. It isn't apples.
I want to die. But so many things are tying me down to the living world.
Volvo's damn motor.
You'll never truly resist the lunar influence.
Why not just be an anti Semite?
زیبا
>>612
Congratulations! I'm glad you enjoyed it. But are you absolutely certain you finished it? Did you get 100,000 points in both game modes?
Your life is already ending.
Maybe I could be a teacher for special needs kids...
Fancy lacy frilled chocolate.
I don't remember when or why I stopped looking at important university documents and started looking up pictures of Suzumi Tamao on danbooru. It can't have been a gradual process; I must have made some sort of conscious decision at some point. Ah, whatever.
The age of computers is wonderful. A computer can fix a good meal, fix a good car, and fix a good dog. Computers are truly the greatest.
Today is always the most enjoyable day.
Let's say I didn't post a flaw-in-a-perfect-world in the perfection-in-a-flawed-world thread and I was being comedically contrary.
At long last, I'm past halfway! I feel like this project is going to be completed after all.
ncurses can suck it
finally i am not displeased with my scheme wrapper for it
>>90 If the sixth graders I dealt with last year on a daily basis were any indication, it's still very popular. Minecraft is what they did instead of classwork, the little shits.
I'm distraught and inconsolable! Feel sorry for me!
>>732
On a clover, if alive, erupts a vast, pure evil: a fire volcano.
>>913,914
One difference, for example, is that the former say that all jews are greedy gold-hoarders (some jews may be honest to god, hard-working jews!), and the latter say that Israel breaks international laws, destabilizes the Middle East and gets away with it protected by the US.
Shii, MODD, Squeeks, someone save us.
I'd suck the farts out of her little dumper
I now wonder where you guys that still visit live.
I just inhaled some water. My throat and head hurt now. Unrelated I hope.
Who're you eating dinner with tonight?
Trigonometry.
Without a doubt personal computers, GUI and the Internet are the greatest inventions ever. They bring satisfaction wherever you are, be it at home, at work or at your friend's house.
In fact, I'm watching porn right now.
I'm neither! I'm a fool!!!!!!!!!!
Zion blood is coursing through my veins
http://i.cubeupload.com/xDXJd4.jpg heh look what happened
I'm nervously biting my moustache. It's getting trimmed.
Wouldn't it be nice if you could shave your mutton chops off and cook them?
I hate how Youtube is trying to push this "Week" shit.
>>343
I'm glad you like it! Kokoro-chan's smile makes life worth living.
McDonald's with freinds. Yahoo!
Fuck, fuck, fuck. I can't find the site were you could download all those eroge
Poor girl. She'll never be the same after what I've done to her.
"A CD-ROM holds 600 megabytes of data, that's so much data you can't even imagine..."
There's hope for you yet.
As we draw closer to the end of [Brains] [Thinking] [Personal] [#12], does everyone remember that [#13] already exists waiting for us?
>>188 you can buy a bag of luxury chocolates that they probably swept up from the factory floor for £1
Also those new non-ice cream Cornettos for like 30p, I always get one when I go. Which is pretty often
I am very upset about all that's happening on this planet. I want to become a fish and float freely in untouched blue waters.
Will she dream?
What have I become?
>>378
Events have as much significance as we choose to give them.
>>334 Metal Machine Music was the first noise I heard when I was a teenager, and I really liked it, but it wasn't till a few years later that I found out there was a whole genre of noise - and I think it was KOKOROLICH's tracks on the DQN Electronics albums that were my gateway! MMM is just barely similar to the other two you said I reckon.
>>335 That is how I got into him too. He has two other projects - http://wounder.bandcamp.com/ http://hanasumai.bandcamp.com/ three new albums I haven't heard, thanks for bringing it up >>335!
Hey my captcha is inose haha that nearly says noise
>>821 losing can be fun when you lose to good players, but not if you lose to a cheap spammer or someone who gloats
Roommates have been partying every night for the past week. Fuck I just want to sleep.
Vulnerability shouldn't be an attractive quality.
>>879
I saw a tiny Asian girl wearing a cap that had "Badboy" written on it.
Having a working left ctrl button is a welcome change.
Victor Borge is pretty funny, thanks for posting him in the youtube thread Mr. DQN!
I wish I looked androgynous, too, it's rad as hecky.
Meanwhile, I want to disappear.
I can offer you little more than my affections.
>>650
It doesn't matter, just say the universe exploded and something about toast or angry dogs.
With this thread and a couple of threads on other boards I'm having a big nostalgia rush of my early days on image and textboards
I need to learn feng shui.
>>161 I had a quick look but I couldn't find one, i assumed there'd be one on Tanasinn.info. There's this at least http://tanasinn.info/wiki/Category:DQN_Music
>>414
But it's the only place on the internet, where I can discuss my hobby, which happens to be anime and manga, with someone else than 12 year old Narutards. When moot decides not to fuck my homeboard up that is. It also has the fastest textboard in the west around. But I mean if this place had just a little bit more people. Low traffic is not bad. But places like /manga/ are wastelands.
>>482 My mother is getting married soon, to her stepfather's step-son from a previous marriage, who also happens to be related to my dad's side of the family. It means she's getting back the surname she took then lost when she married and divorced my dad. There's nothing actually dodgy, like incestuous or anything like that, but it still feels weird...
You'll never truly resist the lunar influence.
Cleaning sperm of your floor after self whiping yourself and jacking off to feet is such a pain
I can't handle this anymore.
Don't you fucking usurp me, assclown!
Upon booting up my laptop, I noticed that I had a weired Shang Hai version of WinRAR installed and my firefox was infested with that Delta search engine shit. I hope this isn't a virus, I don't want to reformate my laptop.
>>330
6ch is much slower than /dqn/. It also has a timeless feeling to it, I have to say that it is probably the most fun textboard that I frequently visit.
>>659
Watch UHF, Battle Royale, Un Homme Qui Dort, Survive Style 5+, Those Magnificent Men in their Flying Machines, Nazis at the Center of the Earth, The FP and Tetsuo, The Iron Man in this order.
This is the picture, it's big and framed http://img15.hostingpics.net/pics/719153HaroldAndMaudeB1.jpg
Black President Barack Obama should mend his own country first instead of waging another war on the Middle East.
No, I'm certain about that. I'm pretty kawaii.
This was the Summer of the Philosophers.
Something is happening on /b/!
もうミキ先生、ひどいよ！
>>639
I have a student's lapel pin of a very respectable university, but I was expelled, so it's nothing to be proud of. Lego Space Shuttle is very nice, but then again, I didn't design it, I merely followed the instructions. My PC that is both quiet and powerful, isn't a very exciting thing to look at.
Almost all of my projects exist either in either abandoned or incomplete state (i.e. RC car which requires lots of assembly) or just in theory.
At least now I know why I'm feeling so miserable and sad. I don't have a creative outlet.
I lost myself in my thoughts
What the fuck happens between 20-something and old or middle age that makes people so fucking stupid?
I want to have a movie marathon, but I don't know enough (about) movies, and I'm not sure which communities to ask for recommendations.
I know a guy who could give me great movie recommendations, but I'd be asking for homosexual movies in particular and he's still closeted/in denial, as far as I can tell.
What a curious feeling.
Well that's really pretty kimoi.
All is lost.
Chloroform wasshoi!
gape an anus
I'm a bag of Hank.
What have I become?
>>639
I have a student's lapel pin of a very respectable university, but I was expelled, so it's nothing to be proud of. Lego Space Shuttle is very nice, but then again, I didn't design it, I merely followed the instructions. My PC that is both quiet and powerful, isn't a very exciting thing to look at.
Almost all of my projects exist either in either abandoned or incomplete state (i.e. RC car which requires lots of assembly) or just in theory.
At least now I know why I'm feeling so miserable and sad. I don't have a creative outlet.
Someone calling for me, from a great distance, almost drowned out by the wind.
It'll all be over.
Clouds, and then rain.
>>113
GUIs are overrated, I could watch SJIS and ASCII porn all day and see no difference.
Squeeks is not Australian, Squeeks is British! You lied to me this whole time!
Minecraft wabi-sabi.
>>879
I saw a tiny Asian girl wearing a cap that had "Badboy" written on it.
エルビス飛鳥を自称するうすら馬鹿・佐藤タカヲのプロフィールをおさらいしよう！
*年齢 ４１歳（ボテっとした体系が見苦しい中年）
*出生地 福井県
*名前
エルビス飛鳥（本名は竹野）というのは虚偽で本名は佐藤孝夫（さとうたかを）
*性別
男
*地域
東京
*職業
アルバイト（苦笑）
*趣味
２ちゃんねる荒らし、岡田有紀子でオナニー、カルト信仰宗教の勧誘、いかがわしいマルチ商法の勧誘、中年のおっさんが人前で堂々と仮面ライダーごっこ
*特技
２ちゃん荒らしでプロバイダー強制解約（過去３～５回）、空気も読めずにひとりでカラオケ、焦点の合わない目で気持ち悪がられること
*音楽
仮面ライダーのカラオケ
*抱負
無車検の車で暴走して人を跳ね飛ばして負った借金を返済する。
*レギュラー出演
ローカルラジオ番組「エルビス飛鳥のおはようナイスデイ！」（せっかくもらった機会もウィットの微塵もないＭＣの下手さに打ち切り・・・）
==その他プロフィール==
精神異常者として知られる危険人物である
昭和仮面ライダーマニアの気持ち悪いおっさんである
入ったスナックで「フリードリンクですか？」などとのたまう非常識な顰蹙野郎である
==ディスコグラフィー==
常時： そこら中で迷惑なライダーごっこ
2013年： 仮面ライダーを演じた俳優からも忌み嫌われ、２０１３年に関連イベントの出入り全面禁止処分になる
>>821 losing can be fun when you lose to good players, but not if you lose to a cheap spammer or someone who gloats
So many anabaptists...
>>24 We should ignore #13 and make #14 instead when this thread is done.
>>78
My laptop can't handle all this new-fangled next-gen stuff, and I used to love UT/Quake-style gameplay, so I'll definitely get into it.
yellow cat
Somebody should make a youtube poop mashing up the bad ending of Fez with something.
>>790 You ever believed in big strong daddy-legs? And do you believe in bad flying aeroplane? Then you will rejoice in believing in dog-like sparky! He's all heaven sent but will he suffer from your sweetness
If I am a dog then shake hands
>>343
I'm glad you like it! Kokoro-chan's smile makes life worth living.
Will she dream?
>>343
I'm glad you like it! Kokoro-chan's smile makes life worth living.
But what shall we do when even the rate of change of the gradient is increasing asymptotically?
Clouds, and then rain.
This moth has made me happier than any human ever could.
>>532 You should watch Charlie Brooker's Black Mirror, one of the episodes is about something like that. I never watch TV but it's a really good show, a bit like a modern Twilight Zone
http://watchseries.lt/episode/black_mirror_s1_e2.html
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt2089049/plotsummary?ref_=tt_ov_pl
I love seeing people's posts that have been influenced by mine. The lynx dark temptation thing made me feel warm and fuzzy.
I fucking hate myself for being such a lazy fuck. At this rate I will never learn Japanese
I can't find a way to make firefox be unaffected by my high contrast theme... It's driving me insane...
Can't complain.
Fuck I wanna pay for this shit but the only checkout line is an Asian's and I have all this Jap food
> Why is this unplayable mess so popular?
Probably multiplayer and all the community-created content. Personally, despite its numerous flaws I think it's one of the best sandbox games I've played. Ever since Red Faction I've always liked first person games that let you edit the terrain, but Minecraft was the first one that had unlimited world editing capabilities while still being intuitive and fun.
Smoky Mountain Wrestling
he first and second track are unreleased recordings from 2008. tracks 3 to 9 were originally recorded on piano in Green Lane psychiatric hospital, winter '09, and digitally released as 'decayed ocean asylum' in early 2010. 'norsk' was recorded in what i remember was late 2007. the kodai no hone tracks were released on an album of the same name in november '08. only 20 copies of the album were made, featuring hand made covers and came with an original individual polaroid. track 13 is an excerpt from a recording a live show at the port mahon in oxford, 19th november 2007.
Hope he's okay
what the fuck is a sparberry?
When was the last time you drew a hypotrochoid anyway?
Don't be silly, 2AM is the ideal time for a tea party.
Hello, I'd like a bowl of potatoes, please. No, no, cut into oblongs. With rock granules on top, and maybe a splash of acid-water.
Dammit, why aren't there any light sources which don't melt snow?
I'm about to explore some of this "denpa" i've heard about. What are some essential denpa recordings?
gooey
Only 6 more posts until someone doesn't notice the #13 thread down there and makes a new one.
I feel a strange affinity for people who upload videos of their cats playing/rolling around/generally being cute onto Youtube, despite the fact that I don't own a cat, and even if I did I wouldn't do anything like that.
>>343
I'm glad you like it! Kokoro-chan's smile makes life worth living.
There she is, laid out on a warm, soft bed, inviting me to join her - but I'm not allowed to. Life is so cruel.
I need to learn feng shui.
>>172 I admit I kinda saw those as a race, and posted thoughts in the official #11 that I'd otherwise have kept to myself, for the sake of hitting 1000 first.
You'll never truly resist the lunar influence.
>>327 here, boards that survived after sovietrussia died, a couple more I found on their new home, 420chan /m/ and every now and then a few other boards there, neet.to, http://boards.rotbrc.com/t-h/ and http://boards.rotbrc.com/eroge/ which are just new and no one is there really, i have SAoVQ and unholy citadel bookmarked but i never really visit, check webcomics i follow when they update, soundcloud, tumblr, emails, youtube subscriptions and inbox aaaand back here. Sometimes I have a look at our worldoftext page too, just in case. And inbetween I get through the backlog of stuff to read, like things people post here or elsewhere. While I do all this I play the playstation and add new music into itunes and sort the track names and punctuation and formats.
While I was typing this I was also reading the instruction book for a new game I got and hanging up washing to dry!
>>328 Keep the faith, brother, you are on a righteous path.
もうミキ先生、ひどいよ！
But if you turn it upside down, it looks like a uterus!
The perp
So I was thinking of something that I was going to say sucks donkey dick, but for some reason the phrase came to my mind as "sucks donkey dong" instead. Then it occurred to me that "sucks Donkey Kong" would be funnier.
"sucks Donkey Kong" is now on my list of colorful words and phrases I intend to use more often, but will probably end up never using at all.
Burn!
Remember the "lonely text world of DQN" thing? That thing was kind of cool.
Remember, it's ok to paint a clown white, but if you paint your clown black, that's racist.
How would everyone react to a scavenger hunt thread? E.g. You have to find (and take a picture of) the item that the previous poster mentioned, and state an item for the next poster.
wha tthe fuck
glass2k is a cool program!
>>752 Read it in Daffy Duck's voice. It helps put it all in perspective.
Happy Programmer Day, DQN!
http://www.programmerday.info/
>>692
Why does the first one work but the second one just orders it normally?
Metal Machine Music, Re-Take OST, and most Goreshit sound a lot alike.
But if you turn it upside down, it looks like a uterus!
>>623
Who knows, if people complain about Zeitgeist again, moot might fuck up yet another place
Fucking faggots
I wish I wasn't gaijin.
>>24 We should ignore #13 and make #14 instead when this thread is done.
>>334 Metal Machine Music was the first noise I heard when I was a teenager, and I really liked it, but it wasn't till a few years later that I found out there was a whole genre of noise - and I think it was KOKOROLICH's tracks on the DQN Electronics albums that were my gateway! MMM is just barely similar to the other two you said I reckon.
>>335 That is how I got into him too. He has two other projects - http://wounder.bandcamp.com/ http://hanasumai.bandcamp.com/ three new albums I haven't heard, thanks for bringing it up >>335!
Hey my captcha is inose haha that nearly says noise
Am I a hermit now?
beans, beans, good for your heart
the more you eat, the more you fart
the more you fart, the better you feel
so eat beans with every meal
>>90 If the sixth graders I dealt with last year on a daily basis were any indication, it's still very popular. Minecraft is what they did instead of classwork, the little shits.
>>573,576 I stroked my chin thoughtfully and nodded and made affirmative noises to both your posts
I swear, if that one guy doesn't stop spamming "Is it fun to poop?" in old threads, I'm going to become slightly upset!
>>414
But it's the only place on the internet, where I can discuss my hobby, which happens to be anime and manga, with someone else than 12 year old Narutards. When moot decides not to fuck my homeboard up that is. It also has the fastest textboard in the west around. But I mean if this place had just a little bit more people. Low traffic is not bad. But places like /manga/ are wastelands.
They're initialisms if you pronounce the individual letters. Acronyms are when it makes a word you can say.
If anything, this makes that thread a lot more entertaining.
>>576
Did you really just referred to Kareha as bleeding edge?
Which came first? Ranch, or Cool Ranch?
Oh no!
>>252
That sounds wonderful! I always wanted to foster a child. Perhaps it has something to do with my fantasy of teaching a little girl calculus.
I just watched Power Rangers: The Movie, how many of you can still remember their names?
Interesting. I never bothered to click the "More options..." thing before, and kind of mentally screened out that it was even there.
Fuck I wanna pay for this shit but the only checkout line is an Asian's and I have all this Jap food
People with straight hair are terminally boring, and their lives are dull.
It isn't a ritual, it isn't worship, it's just an offering of gifts.
What things are supposed to happen on Fridays?
>>300
But we all know a certain someone with a theology degree.
After all this is /dqn/.
Wearing Wednesday socks. Dayum.
You might be thinking that Daft Punk's song is about "scoring" or, to put it bluntly, having sex. But it isn't.
"Like the legend of the phoenix" Daft Punk make their triumphal return. This song is about art, it is about music. "The force" that "keeps the planet spinning" is creativity.
"We’re up all night to get lucky" in this context is about working hard to find that special melody, that "vibe" that makes Daft Punk's music so distinct as opposed to modern music, that has become generic: "the present has no rhythm".
But Daft Punk is not going to stop and relax despite of their international fame!
We’ve come too far
To give up who we are
So let’s raise the bar
And our cups to the stars
Hats off to Daft Punk!
It's spirals, spirals all the way.
>>700
You're just jealous because you don't have any relatives with fruits named after them!
Do you know? Koala's appendix is 2 meters long
I can't do it any more. I can't do it.
Home tomorrow with a fancy new free sofa! And a picture I've loved for years that I'm finally getting my hands on.
Today is my birthday. Hooray!
dicks everywhere
They were too gentle.
I know a certain someone with a theology disagree.
McDonalds for lunch, Burger King for tea, look for a DS and a stool inbetween
No, I'm certain about that. I'm pretty kawaii.
Now, if only I knew someone with a theology degree.
I think I'll make a private Maplestory server and edit Clonepa in as an NPC or enemy. I want to make a loli class but that seems difficulty.
I can't stand the "fine arts" people who have decided to force others to like the same stuff.
How is that any better than when teens were taken from their homes and forced to pray the gay away, and forced to somehow want a woman instead of a man?
>>188 you can buy a bag of luxury chocolates that they probably swept up from the factory floor for £1
Also those new non-ice cream Cornettos for like 30p, I always get one when I go. Which is pretty often
Hey, y'know what I need to think and/or talk about more? Death. Yeah, definitely.
attachment anxiety
A set is not the sum of its elements.
Plot twist: Wagahai wa Neko de aru was actually written by a housecat.
I thought I was banned for a bit there, but I guess it was just a server glitch or something.
I fucking hate myself for being such a lazy fuck. At this rate I will never learn Japanese
My entire life so far was leading up to writing that one, ridiculous sentence.
I've seen the word 'color' so much now, my native spelling 'colour' looks strange.
>>566 Hmmm not really me, you guys are the reason I like coming here. I don't think I consciously try to be obscure, but I guess a lot of things I'm interested in, I don't know anyone else IRL with the same interests...
Isn't that what today's definition of a "hipster" is, kind of? Deliberately doing things no one else does for the sake of being different? I don't think that really applies to people here, does it?
Sorry for not visiting yesterday...
I wish I looked androgynous, too, it's rad as hecky.
Meanwhile, I want to disappear.
Windows 8 isn't nearly as terrible as I was led to believe.
>>300
I wish I was doing theology. Stuck with Chem E because jobs and whatnot.
I can say without exaggeration that the best thing to have happened to me this last week was falling ill.
First day of foster caring went well!
"I don't want to amplify - better use a megaphone then!"
After cleaning up my mouse and keyboard (which were grotier than I realized) my mouse wheel doesn't click-click anymore. It still works fine, but not having the click-click is odd to get used to.
Maybe I shouldn't browse /jp/ when my roommate is in the room.
I don't smoke and never have, but these days I often find myself thinking "I want a fucking cigarette."
fuck this for a pint of cow semen
>>913
Because it would probably make more sense to just be anti-Israel, which despite what some people might tell you, isn't the same thing?
>>540
The help page for "I'm dying" could not be opened because it is in a depricated windows help file type, however a program used to add support for old windows help file types can be gained by going through the 3415 step authentication and verification of validity of your system process.
Murder of crows
I love myself and want to live.
Suited only for machines and ghosts.
So I was thinking of something that I was going to say sucks donkey dick, but for some reason the phrase came to my mind as "sucks donkey dong" instead. Then it occurred to me that "sucks Donkey Kong" would be funnier.
"sucks Donkey Kong" is now on my list of colorful words and phrases I intend to use more often, but will probably end up never using at all.
Oh God, Al Jazeera, what did they do to you?
I'd suck the farts out of her little dumper
I lost myself in my thoughts
In a dead girl.
The Post Office is not fixed yet.... ;_;
