>>699 I've been recommended to watch Nichijou a few times from a few people, I guess I should add it to my pile
http://i.cubeupload.com/xDXJd4.jpg heh look what happened
I love apples. The only other fruits that even come close to being as delicious are cherries and strawberries.
Today, I got rather too intimate with a lizard.
We should do a Monachat hangout
>>252
That sounds wonderful! I always wanted to foster a child. Perhaps it has something to do with my fantasy of teaching a little girl calculus.
beans, beans, good for your heart
the more you eat, the more you fart
the more you fart, the better you feel
so eat beans with every meal
But if I write about typewriters then everyone will know!
i hate moths
mmm-mm i love periods!
>>532
I saw a post detailing something very similar on another unspeakable site
>>113
GUIs are overrated, I could watch SJIS and ASCII porn all day and see no difference.
beans, beans, good for your heart
the more you eat, the more you fart
the more you fart, the better you feel
so eat beans with every meal
Do you know? Koala's appendix is 2 meters long
You'll never truly resist the lunar influence.
This is the picture, it's big and framed http://img15.hostingpics.net/pics/719153HaroldAndMaudeB1.jpg
I know a certain someone with a theology disagree.
I can offer you little more than my affections.
Fucking faggots
gooey
I fucking hate myself for being such a lazy fuck. At this rate I will never learn Japanese
I could train as a computer science teacher for free and get a scholarship to boot if I wanted.
Pity children are shit.
Bolshy Bolshy Bolshy oh
One day I'm going to screenshot all these "I just got the 1993 reference" posts and make a collage, like those stupid Facebook and Twitter ones.
>>26 Nah that's not really what I meant, that would be a bit pointless. A bit blunt. It would need a sharpener.
http://i.cubeupload.com/xDXJd4.jpg heh look what happened
>>564
Me too! I'm starting to think that it's the common goal of all DQN users... or, well, multiple personalities of a single user.
Zion blood is coursing through my veins
I wish I looked androgynous, too, it's rad as hecky.
Meanwhile, I want to disappear.
Remember, it's ok to paint a clown white, but if you paint your clown black, that's racist.
i can't stand completely upright without feeling like collapsing
Does this outro know something I don't?
Baby
This thread is clearly the work of one DQN. I would ordinarily meet this individual with scathing insults, but this is 4-ch. If DQN wishes to obsessively post over and over, then there must be a good reason.
The Kuiper belt is for losers.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Kc3JqVIIJA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hGOnbBgICro
The difference between these two is staggering.
infinity days hath september.
>>252
That sounds wonderful! I always wanted to foster a child. Perhaps it has something to do with my fantasy of teaching a little girl calculus.
>>659
Watch UHF, Battle Royale, Un Homme Qui Dort, Survive Style 5+, Those Magnificent Men in their Flying Machines, Nazis at the Center of the Earth, The FP and Tetsuo, The Iron Man in this order.
>>851
Wow, the music catalogue has deteriorated a lot since I last looked at that site, and it seems like someone removed all the download links too. Is no one maintaining tanasinn these days?
They were too gentle.
kareha is a piece of shit
As long as there are a medium sized pot and a pair of scissors in every household, barbershops are downright unnecessary.
>>699 I've been recommended to watch Nichijou a few times from a few people, I guess I should add it to my pile
Tetris is the greatest game ever invented.
You'll never truly resist the lunar influence.
I don't smoke and never have, but these days I often find myself thinking "I want a fucking cigarette."
>>532 You should watch Charlie Brooker's Black Mirror, one of the episodes is about something like that. I never watch TV but it's a really good show, a bit like a modern Twilight Zone
http://watchseries.lt/episode/black_mirror_s1_e2.html
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt2089049/plotsummary?ref_=tt_ov_pl
>>268
They both look like flimsy, easily breakable little things. You should get yourself a nice reliable brick-shaped Nokia instead.
I want to go to Newcastle.
>>924,927
Thank you! I think I can take on the world now with all that newly founded confidence!
>>821 losing can be fun when you lose to good players, but not if you lose to a cheap spammer or someone who gloats
>>234 i also sit here all day every day except the past couple of days when i have been taking care of a child
She just got eaten by a giant shark and you're telling her to "stop clowning"?
I'll isolate you.
"I don't want to amplify - better use a megaphone then!"
Do you know? Koala's appendix is 2 meters long
lmao @ the loserchan drama
>>142 Who are these fine arts people you speak of and who are the poor people being oppressed by them?
A set is not the sum of its elements.
I just played FlixMix for the first time since my age was in single digits. It's just as fun and just as difficult as I remember.
I woke up with the Ikoku Meiro no Croisée OP in my head. Today is going to be a good day.
Rantatan-tan kawaii
YUROP
Happy Programmer Day, DQN!
http://www.programmerday.info/
I've
become so numb
I can't feel you there
I've become so tired
so much more aware
I'm becoming this
all I want to do
is be more like me
and be less like you.
What the hell is "Extra Virgin" olive oil supposed to be, anyway? Did all the other olive oil have someone's dick in it? How can something be "extra" virgin when "virgin" is typically understood as a boolean value?
With this thread and a couple of threads on other boards I'm having a big nostalgia rush of my early days on image and textboards
bleah.
Clouds, and then rain.
Someone calling for me, from a great distance, almost drowned out by the wind.
>>414
But it's the only place on the internet, where I can discuss my hobby, which happens to be anime and manga, with someone else than 12 year old Narutards. When moot decides not to fuck my homeboard up that is. It also has the fastest textboard in the west around. But I mean if this place had just a little bit more people. Low traffic is not bad. But places like /manga/ are wastelands.
all this bot does is molest me
I love you
It's my party, and I'll cry if I want to...
Cry if I want to, cry if I want to...
You would cry too if it happened to you.
As we draw closer to the end of [Brains] [Thinking] [Personal] [#12], does everyone remember that [#13] already exists waiting for us?
open song, burp nose
Pietro is so cute
>>121
http://nig.gr/1ad Have some, then.
The site is huge, it would be nice if you some interesting finds.
>>924,927
Thank you! I think I can take on the world now with all that newly founded confidence!
This moth has made me happier than any human ever could.
http://www.playr.org/play/mr._driller/1262 I love Mr. Driller
finally
>>984
I keep picturing this line being addressed to a robot along the lines of Mega Man or something, as a threat to shut down its systems.
Didn't Dr. Wily say "I'll break you, Mega Man" in one of the games?
>>571
I doubt it applies here, dokyuns are interested in a huge range of things not because they are unpopular, but rather innovative or different, the bleeding edge will always be unpopular, but the lust is caused by the former and not the latter.
Destroy Snoop Dogg
I misread "ipod" as "isopod". I am losing my mind.
Ticks is so beautiful~
Captcha: love
>>656 No a music venue/bar. I think it was supposed to be like the Rolling Stones logo
Dwarf used "Mine Anus"
My mind is like a giant spaceship drifting up there aimlessly with its engines turned off. Nobody on it even bothers sending S.O.S. anymore.
>>143 Numerous people in our government and education systems.
>>554
I bet none of them are as weird as my terminal illness fetish.
I hope these clouds go away so I can watch the meteor shower tonight.
Dear Firefox developers:
Has it ever occurred to you that if the browser crashes, automatically reloading the page that it was on when it crashed on the next startup might not be a good idea?
Wearing Wednesday socks. Dayum.
Unhelpful as that guidebook was, it might be for the best that I don't write walking instructions.
...turn left at the point where the road layout looks like an alkene cis-isomer...
These are not my panties.
Yeah, the chocolatier
Is it just me, or has the frequency of posts here increased massively in this past week?
I layed off my Japanese stdies since my family is visiting. When they leave I'll have 2 weeks to go
This board hardly got any posts since I was gone.
>>334 Metal Machine Music was the first noise I heard when I was a teenager, and I really liked it, but it wasn't till a few years later that I found out there was a whole genre of noise - and I think it was KOKOROLICH's tracks on the DQN Electronics albums that were my gateway! MMM is just barely similar to the other two you said I reckon.
>>335 That is how I got into him too. He has two other projects - http://wounder.bandcamp.com/ http://hanasumai.bandcamp.com/ three new albums I haven't heard, thanks for bringing it up >>335!
Hey my captcha is inose haha that nearly says noise
>>876
I found it myself with some google fu. Fortunately they give her name away at the beginning of the video (希 = Nozomi）and after about an hour of googling various AV sites I found it:
お嬢様はお熱いのがお好き！ (The young miss loves hot things!)
http://www.dmm.co.jp/digital/videoa/-/detail/=/cid=1iscr00006/
>>32
Perhaps we should start labelling the from #1 again since we already know it's a subthread of #14. That's definitely a good idea.
Today my pc died while playing Battlefield3 with a friend. I guess I gotta clean and get a cooler. This is my first time playing a high end game like this and it didnt end well. I really dont want to get into the game too much because Im not really THAT interrested in it despite it being really neat, actually.
no wonder he'd drive himself crazy, the impression of 'seeing yourself in five years' derives from language
>>234 i also sit here all day every day except the past couple of days when i have been taking care of a child
>>196 How about my new album? http://infinityof6.bandcamp.com/album/twat-yes-help-i-drive-a-volkswagen
I layed off my Japanese stdies since my family is visiting. When they leave I'll have 2 weeks to go
I'm distraught and inconsolable! Feel sorry for me!
Is this light doing her good? I have my doubts.
sure, there's a new thread, but why let a perfectly good one go to waste
Algorithms, my love.
I've been feeling a little melancholy these past few days. Nothing serious, just a sort of pervasive vague listlessness. The sort of feeling you get when you finish something wonderful - a book, a game, an anime, whatever it may be - and the joy it brought you slowly evaporates to leave only an awareness that it's over and it isn't coming back.
But what happened today changes everything.
A mere two or three hours ago, I went to a Chinese restaurant with a friend. My gaze trickled down the Engrish-laden menu until it reached the very last item of the Starters section. There, unassumingly, was printed: "Bread of happiness". Well, what the hell, I thought. May as well try something silly sounding. So I ordered it along with a noodle dish and some jasmine tea.
A few minutes later it came, sailing gracefully through the restaurant on the arms of a young waitress. A round plate upon which sat two steaming pastry bundles separated by a solitary sprig of parsley. The pastries themselves were decorated to resemble plump rabbits with their ears flat against their backs and small beady eyes staring straight forward. Intrigued, I cut the end off one of them and ate it.
It was incredible. Warmth spread through my mouth like a late spring breeze. The pastry cradled my tongue like a lover's caress. The sweet filling blossomed out like a lotus flower. The flavour was subtle, gentle, yet powerful. I have never tasted anything like it and likely never will again. This was truly the bread of happiness.
I insisted that my friend try a piece. He commented that it tasted quite nice.
Hello, I'd like a bowl of potatoes, please. No, no, cut into oblongs. With rock granules on top, and maybe a splash of acid-water.
Interesting. I never bothered to click the "More options..." thing before, and kind of mentally screened out that it was even there.
I am an incredibly stupid person.
What if the nth iteration of a thread hit 999 and no one made another one? Would it be so bad?
Today I learned that people have done speedruns of WOW.WAD.
Why, just why.
>>616
Captcha on world4ch now, and since most of us are bash scripts we can't do that.
>>803 i like the bit where she spins on his head, then crushes his skull inside her vagina
kareha is a piece of shit
>>755 Triforce of Courage promises The King will safely kick your ass.
>>283
Ah, I did't think of that! Unfortunately I don't have any redstone ore to hand, and I'm really looking for a permanent light source to prevent mobs from spawning at night. According to the wiki, mobs don't spawn on layered snow (that isn't a single layer or an entire block) so I think I shall try that.
I don't remember when or why I stopped looking at important university documents and started looking up pictures of Suzumi Tamao on danbooru. It can't have been a gradual process; I must have made some sort of conscious decision at some point. Ah, whatever.
>>913
Because it would probably make more sense to just be anti-Israel, which despite what some people might tell you, isn't the same thing?
Why does this girl have to reiterate the fact that she's a nerd with every tweet she makes...? She also makes at least one tweet per day about how "awesome" it is to be a lesbian even though she's admitted she's never even had lesbian sex. Its like she's trying too hard to be a nerd and she has to remind herself that she is a lesbian or else she'll forget.
Hello, I'd like a bowl of potatoes, please. No, no, cut into oblongs. With rock granules on top, and maybe a splash of acid-water.
>>226
I do almost every day. But I like the Post Office better.
Black President Barack Obama should mend his own country first instead of waging another war on the Middle East.
I wish I could improve my posting quality.
I just want to go home already! I am waiting in an airport
Dammit, why aren't there any light sources which don't melt snow?
My trackpad's gummed up and doesn't click on the left
Roboto des.
beans, beans, good for your heart
the more you eat, the more you fart
the more you fart, the better you feel
so eat beans with every meal
http://i.imgur.com/SAzqJoG.png
Sweden game is unfair, nida. Corea is cleary supelior, nida.
I should clean up those crumbs.
>>924,927
Thank you! I think I can take on the world now with all that newly founded confidence!
Oyasuminasal, DQN!
can't sleep too depressed
If you guys are considering getting into Sauerbraten then I'd love to fire it back up. I used to spend hours making single-player maps, I wonder how it plays now.
I'm putting it IN!!
Happy Programmer Day, DQN!
http://www.programmerday.info/
Vulnerability shouldn't be an attractive quality.
yellow cat
all this bot does is molest me
We should do a Monachat hangout
>>272
Indeed. This place is the most active one of all western Textboards
But look, some of these people are literally living ass-to-mouth.
Written Japanese looks like a bunch of squashed bugs and tiny hairs.
I'm nervously biting my moustache. It's getting trimmed.
Yay, my shitty twitter bot passed 2000 followers
Make a donation to medieval charity King Cake had gold coins inside Mardi Gras baby without eating it big Lima bean not gonna break a tool embedded in case when. We made it like a brioche you make a ring and stick the baby or the coin. This pastes dark colors added to color vibrant purple with green and color the gold wasn't very good mufflers dressed with tangy salad sliced. There's like for bags early 1900s Italian forces piled into it and Sicilian name for plate. Paper bread came in sandwiches same name. Hidden in the hair of slaves gonbo.
I'm a sexy male! You're welcome to oil my body and play with my nipples.
It's spirals, spirals all the way.
Does this outro know something I don't?
#fortune is back!
I want to kill people! Lots of people!
Today I saw two cute Asian girls huddled together under a single umbrella. It was just like that one episode of Strawberry Panic!
Are Mexican pigs scarier than British pigs?
>>757 I was only kidding, I have nothing against geordies, one of my good friends is one. Not a bad guy at all, he just talks a lot of shite.
While I wait for the captcha to refresh, I'll say that Walkers Sensations "Bengali Spice" Coated Peanuts are so choice, if you have the means I highly recommend picking some up.
Fucking faggots
Ticks is so beautiful~
Captcha: love
It feels as if my online life orbits around FYAD, but I don't want to go there and break my dreams even though I have tenbux to spare.
>>790 You ever believed in big strong daddy-legs? And do you believe in bad flying aeroplane? Then you will rejoice in believing in dog-like sparky! He's all heaven sent but will he suffer from your sweetness
If I am a dog then shake hands
I now wonder where you guys that still visit live.
>>282
Redstone ore doesn't melt snow and it glows when you touch it.
Windows 8 isn't nearly as terrible as I was led to believe.
It feels as if my online life orbits around FYAD, but I don't want to go there and break my dreams even though I have tenbux to spare.
I've never played Minecraft, so I'll love that demand to someone else...
>>949 I still leave stuff there from time to time, come on down
Today I learned that people have done speedruns of WOW.WAD.
Why, just why.
Incomplete god
World without second seasons of Panty and Stocking with Garterbelt and Nichijou might as well crumble apart.
>>852
You need to train your Djinni to level 42 for that spell.
he first and second track are unreleased recordings from 2008. tracks 3 to 9 were originally recorded on piano in Green Lane psychiatric hospital, winter '09, and digitally released as 'decayed ocean asylum' in early 2010. 'norsk' was recorded in what i remember was late 2007. the kodai no hone tracks were released on an album of the same name in november '08. only 20 copies of the album were made, featuring hand made covers and came with an original individual polaroid. track 13 is an excerpt from a recording a live show at the port mahon in oxford, 19th november 2007.
Hope he's okay
Incomplete god
Pietro is so cute
Opera song burp mouse
>>163 Yeah, I had been looking there. They have one for the viptronic project.
Wouldn't it be nice if you could shave your mutton chops off and cook them?
Am I an unmanned probe now?
>>480
It was on the web, wikichan cannot be lost.
http://web.archive.org/web/20080503070344/http://www.wikichan.org/index.php/Category:Loli
Someone, not me, should copy all the pages from the web archive on to tanasinn.
Have you ever been in real terrot, the kind where you see how you'd really react if something was to happen? A lightbulb just burst (literally exploded, sending glass right across the room) and I squealed like a little girl.
my plantar fascia feel great
You inspired me to buy a can of Lynx Dark Temptation today! So many miles between us probably but I can smell myself and pretend it's you~ ♥
How unfortunate, I was scarcely even submerged. But! Now I know that it's possible!
It's full of not working.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Kc3JqVIIJA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hGOnbBgICro
The difference between these two is staggering.
I got Olympic Soccer for the PS1 for £1 last week in a charity shop, because it was one of the first Playstation games I ever played, at a friend's house. It's pretty fun, it reminds me a bit of European Club Soccer for the Sega Megadrive, in 3D. Anyways a funny glitch just happened. There's no injury time so as soon as the clock hits 45 the whistle blows for half time and the players leave the pitch and the stats come up. But you can skip the intermission, and the players just run to the other side of the pitch instead of into the tunnel. The CPU team (Poland) had just taken a shot when the whistle blew, and I immediately pressed X - to tackle, but instead it skipped the half-time bit - and the ball went in, and it registered it as a goal anyway even though time was up! It played the goal animations and replay and goal commentary and everything underneath the stats screen while the players got into position, but since I had pressed X and I guess it was registered as a new half, since the teams had swapped the goal counted as mine!
tl;dr there was a funny glitch in an ancient obscure football game and I thought it was neat.
Are my parents really this amused by toilet humour?
I'm not crying, but a tear just fell out of my eye and made a loud pat sound on my jeans
This is my first post on DQN from my shiny new laptop. Here's to many more!
>>32
Perhaps we should start labelling the from #1 again since we already know it's a subthread of #14. That's definitely a good idea.
I wish I hadn't bumped that thread.
>>876
I found it myself with some google fu. Fortunately they give her name away at the beginning of the video (希 = Nozomi）and after about an hour of googling various AV sites I found it:
お嬢様はお熱いのがお好き！ (The young miss loves hot things!)
http://www.dmm.co.jp/digital/videoa/-/detail/=/cid=1iscr00006/
Hoobastank were a big thing for a while as I recall, but I bet now they're only remembered for having a name that sounds kind of lewd.
>>303
Just look through his site, whichever subdomain was abandoned last will probably be closest to him, after all there's hundreds of them, just strewn about as he made them and lost interest in them.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Two good friends of mine got married to each other today!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) I wasn't invited.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) And it's not because I'm an ass or anything like that. My life is just pathetic.
So, if SteamOS is based upon the GNU Operating System, then shouldn't it be licensed under GNU (along with its content)?
Twelfth is a nice word. So is August. August Twelfth.
Previously:
http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1213916710/
http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1250275007/
http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1292544745/
http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1315193920/
http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1326391378/
http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1333279425/
http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1340196069/
http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1346800288/
http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1353182673/
http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1360549149/
http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1367260033/
http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1367260120/
I now wonder where you guys that still visit live.
I am so fuckin tried right now.
creative toilet
My entire life so far was leading up to writing that one, ridiculous sentence.
Without a doubt personal computers, GUI and the Internet are the greatest inventions ever. They bring satisfaction wherever you are, be it at home, at work or at your friend's house.
In fact, I'm watching porn right now.
http://imgur.com/a/92JWj
IT'S A CONSPIRACY!
>>879
I saw a tiny Asian girl wearing a cap that had "Badboy" written on it.
>>855
Put a ton of tissues (or some cheap cloth you'll wash/throw away afterwards) on the floor beforehand, and you won't have to worry about making a mess!
>>455
That's disgusting, man!.. Err... Hmm... So... Did your plan work?
Dylan
McDonalds for lunch, Burger King for tea, look for a DS and a stool inbetween
Obtimus prime
Just finished watching Angel Beats and it was great.
>>924,927
Thank you! I think I can take on the world now with all that newly founded confidence!
Right now, my penis is the hardest organic substance known to man.
I can't handle this anymore.
Today's task: read the communist manifesto.
>>796
So you have to rub your dick on the head of a girl after a bottle drinks from her?
>>378
Events have as much significance as we choose to give them.
ncurses can suck it
finally i am not displeased with my scheme wrapper for it
I'm a monster.
>>197
Definitely Satori. She is cute, she has the power to read your mind.
I'm distraught and inconsolable! Feel sorry for me!
ポカポカです。
I want a pengpod!!!
The Lidl "Taste Test" is a lie. These taste nothing like the leading brands.
Previously:
http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1213916710/
http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1250275007/
http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1292544745/
http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1315193920/
http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1326391378/
http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1333279425/
http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1340196069/
http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1346800288/
http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1353182673/
http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1360549149/
http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1367260033/
http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1367260120/
Life is so utterly absurd!
Your life is already ending.
Dokyun subaruuuuuuuuuu!
Reporting an accidental emergency mittens release.
There's hope for you yet.
>>574 Honestly, it's not worth learning. Do something constructive with your life instead.
Dylan
This time, I certainly went down the rabbit hole.
I found a fun shooter game called "Magical Girl", on a Sega Megadrive emulator! It's as close as I can get to playing touhou for now...
>>482 My mother is getting married soon, to her stepfather's step-son from a previous marriage, who also happens to be related to my dad's side of the family. It means she's getting back the surname she took then lost when she married and divorced my dad. There's nothing actually dodgy, like incestuous or anything like that, but it still feels weird...
Does it count as a blowjob if I rub my dick on the head of a bottle after a girl drank from it?
Zion blood is coursing through my veins
I've
become so numb
I can't feel you there
I've become so tired
so much more aware
I'm becoming this
all I want to do
is be more like me
and be less like you.
MOOOOOOOOORS PREMATUUUUUUUURAAAAAAAAAAA
Let's say I didn't post a flaw-in-a-perfect-world in the perfection-in-a-flawed-world thread and I was being comedically contrary.
I dreamed of her again. It had been so long since last time.
Ticks is so beautiful~
Captcha: love
Fucking faggots
wha tthe fuck
I think I like Nightcore. Another thing I cannot show anyone without getting weired references or getting ashamed!!
Last night I went to bad with my laptop and thought I'll have a quick game of columns, but the one game lasted 40 minutes. On top of that it's a glitchy ROM I was playing so about a minute the sound effects break and it plays a piercing squeal, which gets harder and louder and more intense seemingly in relation to what's happening ingame, like the game speeding up or getting nearer the top. It felt like the god in Columns was getting more and more furious at how I was thrashing him, screaming and smiting me harder and harder with spears of jewels
Fucking a fleshlight is actually kind of involved. You have to warm it up (unless you like it cold), lube it up with the proper lube, find an appropriate place to jam it for thrusting (unless you want to wank with it or buy a super expensive stand for it). Afterwards you have to clean it out which is not quite so simple as throwing out a tissue either.
Also, if you consider getting one anyway, do not buy the starter one. It's smooth inside and you feel barely anything with it. Get a Fleshlight Girls (or a Fleshjack if you roll that way) and get one of the realistic tunnels (or one of the other funky ones if you prefer.)
Interesting. I never bothered to click the "More options..." thing before, and kind of mentally screened out that it was even there.
fuck
>>159
It's like marajuana except actually addictive and less relaxing. The only reason more people do it than weed is because it's legal where marajuana is illegal.
Though it's interesting, marajuana was made illegal in order to keep the rope companies from going bankrupt since hemp rope is so cheap to make, but now hemp is legal and marajuana is not.
>>705
There are always fan translations. I think there is no one doing it right now, though
I dreamed of her again. It had been so long since last time.
ctrl + bksp
I want the scavenger thread to keep going, but I have nothing I'm proud to own. I hope people just missed the thread or got bored with it.
It makes me sad to think that everyone else might be in my position.
Looks like 99 really is greater than 57. Thanks, William D Clinger
>>494
Web 1.0? More like Web 0.1a. Get real and adapt with the times.
>>98
Why do you set horrible themes anyway? What is that "cubeupload" site? Are you a hipster of some sort
Well gee, I sure hope not.
Ode to the twelfth raisin.
I can't believe they went for it.
No nervous Rex.
>>688
Only of things that will not come to pass.
The future is short, and the dreamers are bound to reach their end without really living.
I just watched Power Rangers: The Movie, how many of you can still remember their names?
You inspired me to buy a can of Lynx Dark Temptation today! So many miles between us probably but I can smell myself and pretend it's you~ ♥
>>591 I meant the power rangers themselves. In primary one (what's that, first grade?) each Monday we had to write a little bit about what we got up to at the weekend and illustrate it, and I always drew everyone wearing power ranger outfits, and Sonic's shoes, until I got told off with a written note in my jotter "stop drawing everyone in sonic outfits" HAHA she didn't know the difference between Sonic and Power Rangers what a chump!
what happened to neet.to
Yankee monkee
People with straight hair are terminally boring, and their lives are dull.
what the fuck is a sparberry?
Today I learned that people have done speedruns of WOW.WAD.
Why, just why.
I love seeing people's posts that have been influenced by mine. The lynx dark temptation thing made me feel warm and fuzzy.
http://www.playr.org/play/mr._driller/1262 I love Mr. Driller
I spent most of our anniversary eating cherries. I wish we were at home. Either home.
FUCK that is not how you spell inevitable
I'm distraught and inconsolable! Feel sorry for me!
How do you take your time where there's no time
エルビス飛鳥を自称するうすら馬鹿・佐藤タカヲのプロフィールをおさらいしよう！
*年齢 ４１歳（ボテっとした体系が見苦しい中年）
*出生地 福井県
*名前
エルビス飛鳥（本名は竹野）というのは虚偽で本名は佐藤孝夫（さとうたかを）
*性別
男
*地域
東京
*職業
アルバイト（苦笑）
*趣味
２ちゃんねる荒らし、岡田有紀子でオナニー、カルト信仰宗教の勧誘、いかがわしいマルチ商法の勧誘、中年のおっさんが人前で堂々と仮面ライダーごっこ
*特技
２ちゃん荒らしでプロバイダー強制解約（過去３～５回）、空気も読めずにひとりでカラオケ、焦点の合わない目で気持ち悪がられること
*音楽
仮面ライダーのカラオケ
*抱負
無車検の車で暴走して人を跳ね飛ばして負った借金を返済する。
*レギュラー出演
ローカルラジオ番組「エルビス飛鳥のおはようナイスデイ！」（せっかくもらった機会もウィットの微塵もないＭＣの下手さに打ち切り・・・）
==その他プロフィール==
精神異常者として知られる危険人物である
昭和仮面ライダーマニアの気持ち悪いおっさんである
入ったスナックで「フリードリンクですか？」などとのたまう非常識な顰蹙野郎である
==ディスコグラフィー==
常時： そこら中で迷惑なライダーごっこ
2013年： 仮面ライダーを演じた俳優からも忌み嫌われ、２０１３年に関連イベントの出入り全面禁止処分になる
Maybe I could be a teacher for special needs kids...
>>276
Could be. /lang/ is also rather fast. It fills me with happines knowing that so many people are using textboards
I can't handle this anymore.
You might be thinking that Daft Punk's song is about "scoring" or, to put it bluntly, having sex. But it isn't.
"Like the legend of the phoenix" Daft Punk make their triumphal return. This song is about art, it is about music. "The force" that "keeps the planet spinning" is creativity.
"We’re up all night to get lucky" in this context is about working hard to find that special melody, that "vibe" that makes Daft Punk's music so distinct as opposed to modern music, that has become generic: "the present has no rhythm".
But Daft Punk is not going to stop and relax despite of their international fame!
We’ve come too far
To give up who we are
So let’s raise the bar
And our cups to the stars
Hats off to Daft Punk!
>>591 I meant the power rangers themselves. In primary one (what's that, first grade?) each Monday we had to write a little bit about what we got up to at the weekend and illustrate it, and I always drew everyone wearing power ranger outfits, and Sonic's shoes, until I got told off with a written note in my jotter "stop drawing everyone in sonic outfits" HAHA she didn't know the difference between Sonic and Power Rangers what a chump!
It's like Benjamin Button, but in reverse
Can't complain.
Metal Machine Music, Re-Take OST, and most Goreshit sound a lot alike.
Yeah, the chocolatier
Why am I such a retard?.
What if the nth iteration of a thread hit 999 and no one made another one? Would it be so bad?
my plantar fascia feel great
Moon-coloured.
First day of foster caring went well!
i can't stand completely upright without feeling like collapsing
wow wtf am i doing inheriting all this shit
I hope these clouds go away so I can watch the meteor shower tonight.
>>659
You could try criticker.com, you rate a bunch of movies you've seen and it will recommend ones it thinks you will like!
>>346
Cyclopentane would be a ring with five vertices, whereas that looks more like a single point with five branches. I'd go with something with a trigonal bipyramidal structure; say, phosphorus pentachloride.
The Vagina Brothers own Terminator
>>882 one time i saw someone with one of those oval stickers that said DQN and nearly crashed into a pole
Dusty, dusty girl!
>>476
I'm in the exact same position. Thankfully, I'm setting off homewards tomorrow.
I need to stop getting all this alcohol for free.
Huge frilly sleeves all round.
Is Kanye West a Modernist or a Postmodernist?
I killed yet another last night. I never even knew her name.
Thanks a lot [Streaming website]. I really love the fact that you have season two of every fucking show available in my area. Oh no, don't worry about season one.
t : . : .a : . :n : . : . : a : . : . : . : . : : . : . :s : . : . : . : : . : . : . : : . :i . : . : . : . :n . : . : . : . :n
I am glad DQN is still around. It has been a while. I just remembered to come back while looking at stuff I saved from wikichan so it wouldn't be lost. I'm glad tanasinn.info still seems to exist too. But all the activity is just spambots signing up. I guess the joke got old.
>>142 Who are these fine arts people you speak of and who are the poor people being oppressed by them?
>>913,914
One difference, for example, is that the former say that all jews are greedy gold-hoarders (some jews may be honest to god, hard-working jews!), and the latter say that Israel breaks international laws, destabilizes the Middle East and gets away with it protected by the US.
Someone calling for me, from a great distance, almost drowned out by the wind.
>>659
You could try criticker.com, you rate a bunch of movies you've seen and it will recommend ones it thinks you will like!
>>922
I would not give you a hug but I would violently cuddle you.
Damp shoes are the worst.
I need a sword
Mono no aware.
It's a peacock party!
sure, there's a new thread, but why let a perfectly good one go to waste
Well it's not as though I have to put anything in my anus.
When the guy asked "Do you want regular or giant," I said regular. This was a lie because I actually wanted giant, but my wallet would only allow regular.
>>755 Triforce of Courage promises The King will safely kick your ass.
I like number 14. But you already know it.
Confound you, exotic insects! Stop eating me!
How do you take your time where there's no time
Welcome to Night Vale is great.
Good name for DQN rock band: GET GETTERS.
I can imagine it taking #1 spot in the charts.
Upon booting up my laptop, I noticed that I had a weired Shang Hai version of WinRAR installed and my firefox was infested with that Delta search engine shit. I hope this isn't a virus, I don't want to reformate my laptop.
Dream check.
Isn't it painful? I can't even tell you "it'll all be okay"; all I can guarantee is "it'll end".
I need a sword
Who uses firefox? All the key bindings are familiar in seamonkey, and it has built in IRC and NNTP clients.
>>172 I admit I kinda saw those as a race, and posted thoughts in the official #11 that I'd otherwise have kept to myself, for the sake of hitting 1000 first.
Why is it so slow? #11 threads were almost near 1000 posts total by this time.
Have you ever been in real terrot, the kind where you see how you'd really react if something was to happen? A lightbulb just burst (literally exploded, sending glass right across the room) and I squealed like a little girl.
I wonder how my beloved waifu feels about cats.
>>282
Redstone ore doesn't melt snow and it glows when you touch it.
It'll all be over.
Why is shobon so cute
^ erogedownload? fuwanovel?
Rabbit girls > cat girls.
Some nice mournful violins, eh.
>>826 that's why I buzzcut mine. Not that that's not also a pain, but it's a lesser pain
#fortune is back!
Wasn't there an engineer who posted here or am I remembering wrong
Is there a way to get rid of the plastic bit in the middle of a roll of Scotch tape without unrolling the tape? I've been at it for a day but no luck.
New Rozen Maiden in a matter of hours! How exciting.
But you have not noticed.
my plantar fascia feel great
>>346
Cyclopentane would be a ring with five vertices, whereas that looks more like a single point with five branches. I'd go with something with a trigonal bipyramidal structure; say, phosphorus pentachloride.
Today is my birthday. Hooray!
>>652
or bring up an old character that everyone is sick and tired of.
Is it just me, or has the frequency of posts here increased massively in this past week?
>>688
Only of things that will not come to pass.
The future is short, and the dreamers are bound to reach their end without really living.
How do you take your time where there's no time
>>575
But how will I read, play and watch all the untranslated manga, anime, JAV, TV Shows, Eroge, Doujinshi and JDrama? How will I talk to Japanese? How will I shitpost on 2ch and Futaba? (Given that 2ch will indeed come back)
I just watched Power Rangers: The Movie, how many of you can still remember their names?
Are Mexican pigs scarier than British pigs?
I like the phrase: “Ｉ ｃａｎ ｎｏ ｌｏｎｇｅｒ ｒｅｔｕｒｎ ｔｏ ｔｈｏｓｅ ｄａｙｓ”.
You inspired me to buy a can of Lynx Dark Temptation today! So many miles between us probably but I can smell myself and pretend it's you~ ♥
I want to kill people! Lots of people!
I want to go to Newcastle.
>>724 have you considered putting your dick on a warm stack of french toast.
So many anabaptists...
"A CD-ROM holds 600 megabytes of data, that's so much data you can't even imagine..."
Last night I went to bad with my laptop and thought I'll have a quick game of columns, but the one game lasted 40 minutes. On top of that it's a glitchy ROM I was playing so about a minute the sound effects break and it plays a piercing squeal, which gets harder and louder and more intense seemingly in relation to what's happening ingame, like the game speeding up or getting nearer the top. It felt like the god in Columns was getting more and more furious at how I was thrashing him, screaming and smiting me harder and harder with spears of jewels
Hello to all Dylans in the world
No nervous Rex.
I love myself and want to live.
I'm nervously biting my moustache. It's getting trimmed.
Check the timestamps this time and don't let yourself be tricked.
Maybe I was always a fluid dynamicist, but I just didn't realise it.
Fucking a fleshlight is actually kind of involved. You have to warm it up (unless you like it cold), lube it up with the proper lube, find an appropriate place to jam it for thrusting (unless you want to wank with it or buy a super expensive stand for it). Afterwards you have to clean it out which is not quite so simple as throwing out a tissue either.
Also, if you consider getting one anyway, do not buy the starter one. It's smooth inside and you feel barely anything with it. Get a Fleshlight Girls (or a Fleshjack if you roll that way) and get one of the realistic tunnels (or one of the other funky ones if you prefer.)
In a dead girl.
The elementary OS theme for Firefox is nice.
But if you turn it upside down, it looks like a uterus!
It'll all be over.
I am so fuckin tried right now.
>>163 Yeah, I had been looking there. They have one for the viptronic project.
Am I a hermit now?
The Post Office is not fixed yet.... ;_;
Is there a way to get rid of the plastic bit in the middle of a roll of Scotch tape without unrolling the tape? I've been at it for a day but no luck.
Oh god please just save me from them
^ erogedownload? fuwanovel?
ncurses can suck it
finally i am not displeased with my scheme wrapper for it
Bereft, cast upon the uncaring fields of molecular geometry, I shall forge a home for myself.
I hate how Youtube is trying to push this "Week" shit.
I'd suck the farts out of her little dumper
I need a sword
I vehemently disapprove.
This is my first post on DQN from my shiny new laptop. Here's to many more!
>>113
GUIs are overrated, I could watch SJIS and ASCII porn all day and see no difference.
>>612
Congratulations! I'm glad you enjoyed it. But are you absolutely certain you finished it? Did you get 100,000 points in both game modes?
This song is so beautiful I think I might cry.
Oh god please just save me from them
Come on, let's start using the other boards.
keepass is an excellent program for keeping all of your ass
ya'll are crazy as hell and i love you
▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ஜ ۩۞۩ ஜ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬
SNOOPING AS USUAL I SEE
▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ஜ ۩۞۩ ஜ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬
>>300
But we all know a certain someone with a theology degree.
After all this is /dqn/.
I have to come up with something witty to say about Breaking Bad.
unholy citadel really is something else... I'm visiting it for the first time, and I'm not exactly sure how to approach these posts...
HOMEGROWN PHILOSOPHY FOR SALE
Did I just read that some other dokyun plays Battlefield 3... and he has a friend who does so too?!
But what shall we do when even the rate of change of the gradient is increasing asymptotically?
Hey, my captcha is jude!
I don't really know that song and can't even remember what it sounds like but haha, reference.
I was going to wonder why people find stupid references like that funny, but then I realised I should wonder more about why I care or find it annoying, after all it's just harmless fun, why do I gotta be so elitist and critical of other people, but more importantly, god, why do you have to be so critical about yourself, why can't you just let yourself be yourself, god, why do I always get stuck in these stupid meta loops and get stuck in these endless run-on sentences in my head?
hey jude
Someone calling for me, from a great distance, almost drowned out by the wind.
Nice stickers on that laptop, man! How come you don't have a sticker of an espeon there yet, man? Come on! Get an espeon on your laptop.
This thread is clearly the work of one DQN. I would ordinarily meet this individual with scathing insults, but this is 4-ch. If DQN wishes to obsessively post over and over, then there must be a good reason.
I just inhaled some water. My throat and head hurt now. Unrelated I hope.
I am so fuckin tried right now.
Love her to death!
Sorry ladies, I'm not interested in 3D.
>>163 Yeah, I had been looking there. They have one for the viptronic project.
>>345
There was an odd intersection near my old apartment. I called it "a round-Earth adjustment" (for an exaggerated explanation, try wrapping some graph paper around an orange and see how you would have to offset some blocks from true, in order to keep the majority of the streets "normal"). My OChem-major friend called it "1-butene".
I guess http://goo.gl/maps/ZOzV6 would be, what? Cyclopentane?
>>659
Watch UHF, Battle Royale, Un Homme Qui Dort, Survive Style 5+, Those Magnificent Men in their Flying Machines, Nazis at the Center of the Earth, The FP and Tetsuo, The Iron Man in this order.
Good name for DQN rock band: GET GETTERS.
I can imagine it taking #1 spot in the charts.
Interesting. I never bothered to click the "More options..." thing before, and kind of mentally screened out that it was even there.
>>851
Wow, the music catalogue has deteriorated a lot since I last looked at that site, and it seems like someone removed all the download links too. Is no one maintaining tanasinn these days?
Sprite is back!
I'm full of semen, I can't stand up.
My life should be more like Strawberry Panic.
>>385
My trackpad got so bad that the left click was broken and constantly clicked, I had to disable it and use a wired mouse.
For the first time in a long time, it actually feels like a Sunday.
>>494
Web 1.0? More like Web 0.1a. Get real and adapt with the times.
Am I a geek, am I a nerd?????????????
Plot twist: Wagahai wa Neko de aru was actually written by a housecat.
I'm thinking
I've seen the word 'color' so much now, my native spelling 'colour' looks strange.
I can't do it any more. I can't do it.
>>272
Indeed. This place is the most active one of all western Textboards
Having a working left ctrl button is a welcome change.
I came to share this with you http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FXtI4zLSSaM do you like it
>sperm of your floor
If your floor produces sperm, I'd say you have bigger problems.
They were too gentle.
Why doesn't food appear in front of me if I get hungry enough?
I'm thinking
Goddamnit, I hate it when chaptcha fucks me up
>>197
Definitely Satori. She is cute, she has the power to read your mind.
Ode to the twelfth raisin.
I'm really in the mood for committing arson today.
Chloroform wasshoi!
My life should be more like Strawberry Panic.
I don't smoke and never have, but these days I often find myself thinking "I want a fucking cigarette."
I spent most of our anniversary eating cherries. I wish we were at home. Either home.
Sprite is back!
I refuse to take sides.
I am glad DQN is still around. It has been a while. I just remembered to come back while looking at stuff I saved from wikichan so it wouldn't be lost. I'm glad tanasinn.info still seems to exist too. But all the activity is just spambots signing up. I guess the joke got old.
http://i.imgur.com/SAzqJoG.png
Sweden game is unfair, nida. Corea is cleary supelior, nida.
can't sleep too depressed
>>781
Program a pseudorandom number generator to give you a number from one to fifty and choose accordingly.
>>732
On a clover, if alive, erupts a vast, pure evil: a fire volcano.
Why won't my head stop spinning? I'm not even inebriated.
Look out behind you! It's a Dingy Skipper!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eN4mFnk-ZZc soundtrack to poster making
Why are we talking about 4ailchan anyway?
#fortune is back!
I just inhaled some water. My throat and head hurt now. Unrelated I hope.
As muh as I hate dining alone I couldn't resist the temptation of greasy diner food.
>>532
I saw a post detailing something very similar on another unspeakable site
Good name for DQN rock band: GET GETTERS.
I can imagine it taking #1 spot in the charts.
Take me to Norway.
I'm a monster.
I'm not a man of steel; more like a man or silver or bismuth or something like that.
Which came first? Ranch, or Cool Ranch?
I'm nervously biting my moustache. It's getting trimmed.
Well that's really pretty kimoi.
I hate internet plebs, they really bug me.
Baby
>>396 I did that and looked cute so I kept doing it and now I'm a huge faggot.
>>413
A year or so ago I, with a similar disposition, decided to stop browsing 4chan. It was probably one of the best decisions I've ever made. I thoroughly recommend it.
>>282
Redstone ore doesn't melt snow and it glows when you touch it.
>>226 I check it religously but often don't have anything good to say
This is my first post on DQN from my shiny new laptop. Here's to many more!
Drug users don't have worthwhile hobbies? That's not true!
>>246 a foster child is staying with my wife and I for a holiday away from the other foster children he stays with as they are all very young, so it's a nice little break for him. We went swimming yesterday and went for mcdonalds and today we're going crab fishing and playing wrestling games on the playstation
Make a donation to medieval charity King Cake had gold coins inside Mardi Gras baby without eating it big Lima bean not gonna break a tool embedded in case when. We made it like a brioche you make a ring and stick the baby or the coin. This pastes dark colors added to color vibrant purple with green and color the gold wasn't very good mufflers dressed with tangy salad sliced. There's like for bags early 1900s Italian forces piled into it and Sicilian name for plate. Paper bread came in sandwiches same name. Hidden in the hair of slaves gonbo.
Have you noticed that I yap less about DPRK after unsubscribing from uriminzokkiri on Youtube? I was annoyed by them dominating my subscriptions, which were like "nothing that I want to watch + lots of Northern Korean news".
Lately I've been wanting an e-relationship with an older woman for some reason.
This thread is clearly the work of one DQN. I would ordinarily meet this individual with scathing insults, but this is 4-ch. If DQN wishes to obsessively post over and over, then there must be a good reason.
I should eat strawberry pancakes.
>>172 I admit I kinda saw those as a race, and posted thoughts in the official #11 that I'd otherwise have kept to myself, for the sake of hitting 1000 first.
>>113
GUIs are overrated, I could watch SJIS and ASCII porn all day and see no difference.
Volvo's damn motor.
As we draw closer to the end of [Brains] [Thinking] [Personal] [#12], does everyone remember that [#13] already exists waiting for us?
>>574 Honestly, it's not worth learning. Do something constructive with your life instead.
"A CD-ROM holds 600 megabytes of data, that's so much data you can't even imagine..."
Last night, I kicked a member of an endangered species in the face until it stopped moving.
I hope these clouds go away so I can watch the meteor shower tonight.
How would everyone react to a scavenger hunt thread? E.g. You have to find (and take a picture of) the item that the previous poster mentioned, and state an item for the next poster.
>>466
It is only a mockery in lesser, inclusionist substructures.
>>163 Yeah, I had been looking there. They have one for the viptronic project.
>>700
You're just jealous because you don't have any relatives with fruits named after them!
Unable to sleep, have diarrhoea a-fucking-gain, bitch won't stop nagging. Hooray for being alive.
vc: flaw. How fitting.
>>414
But it's the only place on the internet, where I can discuss my hobby, which happens to be anime and manga, with someone else than 12 year old Narutards. When moot decides not to fuck my homeboard up that is. It also has the fastest textboard in the west around. But I mean if this place had just a little bit more people. Low traffic is not bad. But places like /manga/ are wastelands.
But look, some of these people are literally living ass-to-mouth.
Ralph Wiggum and the Wookiee Benders
It's spirals, spirals all the way.
Does it count as a blowjob if I rub my dick on the head of a bottle after a girl drank from it?
Somebody should make a youtube poop mashing up the bad ending of Fez with something.
DQNdog.jpg is my current desktop background, thanks for sharing your hairy dog >>22!
Oh my god, that cup of tea was amazing. Damn.
I love seeing people's posts that have been influenced by mine. The lynx dark temptation thing made me feel warm and fuzzy.
>>272
Indeed. This place is the most active one of all western Textboards
Nice stickers on that laptop, man! How come you don't have a sticker of an espeon there yet, man? Come on! Get an espeon on your laptop.
These are not my panties.
I have lost all my passion
No, I'm certain about that. I'm pretty kawaii.
I'm a handsome boy looking for a girl to have kisses with
>sperm of your floor
If your floor produces sperm, I'd say you have bigger problems.
Maybe I was always a fluid dynamicist, but I just didn't realise it.
Am dying send help.
>>78
My laptop can't handle all this new-fangled next-gen stuff, and I used to love UT/Quake-style gameplay, so I'll definitely get into it.
Remember the "lonely text world of DQN" thing? That thing was kind of cool.
In a dead girl.
>>325 I usually read everything and make posts and stuff, check through other sites and boards I lurk, then come back to usually find some new posts here, and the cycle continues endlessly
What the fuck happens between 20-something and old or middle age that makes people so fucking stupid?
People with straight hair are terminally boring, and their lives are dull.
>>294 don't say that pal, things always get better. I was in your shoes and someone said that to me and I poopooed them, but it turned out to be true
Pietro is so cute
keepass is an excellent program for keeping all of your ass
Algorithms, my love.
oh and ちぃむｄｍｐ☆ - 電波LOVE～でんぱあいす～
Today my pc died while playing Battlefield3 with a friend. I guess I gotta clean and get a cooler. This is my first time playing a high end game like this and it didnt end well. I really dont want to get into the game too much because Im not really THAT interrested in it despite it being really neat, actually.
gaynus
>>705
There are always fan translations. I think there is no one doing it right now, though
You'll never truly resist the lunar influence.
I'm thinking
Sorry ladies, I'm not interested in 3D.
>>494
Web 1.0? More like Web 0.1a. Get real and adapt with the times.
I killed yet another last night. I never even knew her name.
he first and second track are unreleased recordings from 2008. tracks 3 to 9 were originally recorded on piano in Green Lane psychiatric hospital, winter '09, and digitally released as 'decayed ocean asylum' in early 2010. 'norsk' was recorded in what i remember was late 2007. the kodai no hone tracks were released on an album of the same name in november '08. only 20 copies of the album were made, featuring hand made covers and came with an original individual polaroid. track 13 is an excerpt from a recording a live show at the port mahon in oxford, 19th november 2007.
Hope he's okay
keepass is an excellent program for keeping all of your ass
>>172 I admit I kinda saw those as a race, and posted thoughts in the official #11 that I'd otherwise have kept to myself, for the sake of hitting 1000 first.
Oh dear.
I'm a sexy male! You're welcome to oil my body and play with my nipples.
Do you know? Koala's appendix is 2 meters long
Don't Trust the Bitch in Apartment 23
Started playing Minecraft with my friend again after a long time. I can't believe our server is so nice.
The favicon for 4-ch is stuck as the soundcloud one in my browser for some reason, in my url bar and my bookmarks dropdown
I am an incredibly stupid person.
> our strategy will focus on creating a family of devices and services for individuals and businesses that empower people around the globe at home, at work and on the go, for the activities they value most.
some days, i feel like i could do this ceo shit better than him, fully aware that i have no business sense, experience, nor education.
this is one of those days.
>>396
I wish I could do that, but no one I live with is a girl or owns any cute dresses.
>>762
I like the Californian Salt & Honey ones, though they're nowhere as good as M&S honey roasted jumbo cashews tumbled in salt and sugar (which used to be sold in those jars and now they aren't; I wonder why).
Then I read the part about "having the means" and I remembered that I'm dirt poor myself and that made me sad.
>>346
Cyclopentane would be a ring with five vertices, whereas that looks more like a single point with five branches. I'd go with something with a trigonal bipyramidal structure; say, phosphorus pentachloride.
> our strategy will focus on creating a family of devices and services for individuals and businesses that empower people around the globe at home, at work and on the go, for the activities they value most.
some days, i feel like i could do this ceo shit better than him, fully aware that i have no business sense, experience, nor education.
this is one of those days.
>>598
It's been shit since 2008, basically became so popular that it's just facebook for the edgy kids. It's not as good a random number generator or for news as it used to be when it was our entropy engine. Refer to DQN documentation regarding the matter and need for a new entropy engine.
How unfortunate, I was scarcely even submerged. But! Now I know that it's possible!
I know a certain someone with a theology disagree.
>>201
My first thought was "he spelled IDSPISPOPD wrong", so I probably am too.
I consider Bob to be my friends. Are you reading this? If you are message me and tell me you read this.
It's my party, and I'll cry if I want to...
Cry if I want to, cry if I want to...
You would cry too if it happened to you.
Maybe I was always a fluid dynamicist, but I just didn't realise it.
>>165 Everybody makes mistakes, you're not as stupid as you think~
So I was thinking of something that I was going to say sucks donkey dick, but for some reason the phrase came to my mind as "sucks donkey dong" instead. Then it occurred to me that "sucks Donkey Kong" would be funnier.
"sucks Donkey Kong" is now on my list of colorful words and phrases I intend to use more often, but will probably end up never using at all.
Why does this girl have to reiterate the fact that she's a nerd with every tweet she makes...? She also makes at least one tweet per day about how "awesome" it is to be a lesbian even though she's admitted she's never even had lesbian sex. Its like she's trying too hard to be a nerd and she has to remind herself that she is a lesbian or else she'll forget.
>>415
Please /a/, we all know that ticks and the others who come from the lower order of SAoVQ and w2c have found a nest in your board, but it's resilient enough that neither moderation nor invasion can do any permanent damage.
In a dead girl.
When the hammer fell, it was escapism and fantasy that saved me, not rationality and logic.
Obtimus prime
I released the emergency mittens!
>>650
It won't make much of a difference, in terms of what you can contribute, as the stories have been derailed to hell and back.
Just turn your mind off and hack away!
It's 2:41AM and I just got it. I know how to save America. Take all Facebook users and force them onto treadmills connected to iPads. The iPads will be powered by the friction generated by use of the treadmills. The subjects will only be allowed to use Facebook or an iPad while on the treadmill and never while off it. The iPad can only remain powered on while the subject is running on the treadmill. The longer and faster the subject runs, the more they get to use Facebook/iPads.
The end result for any individual subject will be one of three things.
A) A subject will quit Facebook/iPad use causing them to form real relationships with real people and the world around them.
B) A subject will keep running to keep the iPad powered on, causing them to burn fat and become my physically healthy.
C) A subject will be too stupid to quit Facebook use, and too fat to keep the iPad powered on, thus they will continue until they go into cardiac arrest. If the subject is dead they can no longer breed and pass on the unhealthy and/or unintelligent genes to future generations of our species. And the economy is bolstered by the sudden need for cranes, crane operators, and the manufacturing of plus-sized coffins.
I just needed someplace to write this down where I would not loose this thought and /dqn/ was my best bet. Sorry for the intrusion.
Hello to all Dylans in the world
It's a peacock party!
> Application, n. A piece of software; the result of programming a computer to carry out some function. Applications are usually not actually applied to anything.
oh yes fuck no compile errors oh shit god yes
Victor Borge is pretty funny, thanks for posting him in the youtube thread Mr. DQN!
한국어로 YouTube 보기
Vulnerability shouldn't be an attractive quality.
Finally that abomination called /q/ is gone. I wonder what the suggestion box will look like
37564
Yankee monkee
>>692
Why does the first one work but the second one just orders it normally?
Bolshy Bolshy Bolshy oh
Mahou Shoujo, The Wizard Man.
Ralph Wiggum and the Wookiee Benders
>>564
Me too! I'm starting to think that it's the common goal of all DQN users... or, well, multiple personalities of a single user.
It's getting better all the time!
Fuck, fuck, fuck. I can't find the site were you could download all those eroge
Gosh darn it!
First day at work. No customers yet. Not sure there will be any.
I need your help, DQN! I have established that I ought to buy either LG Nexus 4 or LG Optimus G. Which one should I pick?
>>629
I hate it when I forget to change to <sup>HTML.</sup> DQN needs an edit button that works for 5 minutes after you post.
kareha is a piece of shit
Dusty, dusty girl!
Only 6 more posts until someone doesn't notice the #13 thread down there and makes a new one.
Plot twist: Wagahai wa Neko de aru was actually written by a housecat.
>>415
I love what you've done with the place, by affording one show special protection by moderation you've not only ensured the total obliteration of that shows threads but also /q/, /sp/, and /anime/. It seems the people of /a/ have gone so ballistic in retaliation that they have united against the moderation.
Whoever got this done is a master of a caliber I don't even think Shii and SovietRoshia together could master.
This is the picture, it's big and framed http://img15.hostingpics.net/pics/719153HaroldAndMaudeB1.jpg
Well that's really pretty kimoi.
I hate how Youtube is trying to push this "Week" shit.
Don't you fucking usurp me, assclown!
I got Olympic Soccer for the PS1 for £1 last week in a charity shop, because it was one of the first Playstation games I ever played, at a friend's house. It's pretty fun, it reminds me a bit of European Club Soccer for the Sega Megadrive, in 3D. Anyways a funny glitch just happened. There's no injury time so as soon as the clock hits 45 the whistle blows for half time and the players leave the pitch and the stats come up. But you can skip the intermission, and the players just run to the other side of the pitch instead of into the tunnel. The CPU team (Poland) had just taken a shot when the whistle blew, and I immediately pressed X - to tackle, but instead it skipped the half-time bit - and the ball went in, and it registered it as a goal anyway even though time was up! It played the goal animations and replay and goal commentary and everything underneath the stats screen while the players got into position, but since I had pressed X and I guess it was registered as a new half, since the teams had swapped the goal counted as mine!
tl;dr there was a funny glitch in an ancient obscure football game and I thought it was neat.
This is the picture, it's big and framed http://img15.hostingpics.net/pics/719153HaroldAndMaudeB1.jpg
Am dying send help.
I got a megaphone the other day for £4 as well!
i wish a could get beaten up by a cute girl
>>616
Captcha on world4ch now, and since most of us are bash scripts we can't do that.
>>527
It's a comic about two kids with DQN names, basically stupid names parents give their children. The main characters are tenshi and akuma (angel and demon.) I don't have time now to read past the title page but I'm guessing more characters with DQN names will make an appearance.
see: http://dqname.jp/
see: http://m.travel.cnn.com/tokyo/none/joy-and-pain-dqn-names-674680
I wish I wasn't gaijin.
But if you turn it upside down, it looks like a uterus!
Objectivity, eh? Well okay then.
>>413
A year or so ago I, with a similar disposition, decided to stop browsing 4chan. It was probably one of the best decisions I've ever made. I thoroughly recommend it.
>>646 The urinals at the place I was at tonight were big mouths with juicy red lips. They smelled like piss! I peed three times.
Aaaah, my heart!
This thread is clearly the work of one DQN. I would ordinarily meet this individual with scathing insults, but this is 4-ch. If DQN wishes to obsessively post over and over, then there must be a good reason.
"It's 4 o'clock in the morning. Why on earth are you making chocolate pudding?"
"I'm up all night to get lucky."
Professors are jerks. Sometimes I regret dropping out thus failing to achieve my goal of becoming one.
KYOOOOOTO AN-EE-MAY-EE-SHOOON, WOW WOW WOW!
Where would I be without VIPPER, DQN and Anonymous? Probably in IRC, bitching about internet 2.0 taking over
>>580
It is compared to most forums. I mean it's not treeboard but it's well ahead of most bulitin boards.
>>984
I keep picturing this line being addressed to a robot along the lines of Mega Man or something, as a threat to shut down its systems.
Didn't Dr. Wily say "I'll break you, Mega Man" in one of the games?
In a dead girl.
もうミキ先生、ひどいよ！
Goddamnit, I hate it when chaptcha fucks me up
The favicon for 4-ch is stuck as the soundcloud one in my browser for some reason, in my url bar and my bookmarks dropdown
한국어로 YouTube 보기
>>147
They made him take art. It was terrible he, being a DQN, just wanted to play air guitar but the teacher made him sculpt an in that they were graded on participation he failed the class.
>>694
I used to love AD, but there's probably less reference to it these days since it's so old now. Also more recently, I think Nichijou too everything that was good about AD and made it even better. Less filler, more jokes, and taking the jokes to even greater extremes! Plus amazing animation!
I played ET for the Atari. I like it.
Don't be silly, 2AM is the ideal time for a tea party.
>>575
But how will I read, play and watch all the untranslated manga, anime, JAV, TV Shows, Eroge, Doujinshi and JDrama? How will I talk to Japanese? How will I shitpost on 2ch and Futaba? (Given that 2ch will indeed come back)
I like number 14. But you already know it.
>>882 one time i saw someone with one of those oval stickers that said DQN and nearly crashed into a pole
beans, beans, good for your heart
the more you eat, the more you fart
the more you fart, the better you feel
so eat beans with every meal
>>619
Really?
There go the days when I could say, "At least they leave the text boards alone."
Today is my birthday. Hooray!
Fancy lacy frilled chocolate.
Make way for the completionist!
>>834 but you can, I don't want you to feel like you're not allowed to either.
I have to come up with something witty to say about Breaking Bad.
>>378
Events have as much significance as we choose to give them.
My mind is like a giant spaceship drifting up there aimlessly with its engines turned off. Nobody on it even bothers sending S.O.S. anymore.
Twelfth is a nice word. So is August. August Twelfth.
How would everyone react to a scavenger hunt thread? E.g. You have to find (and take a picture of) the item that the previous poster mentioned, and state an item for the next poster.
Shii, MODD, Squeeks, someone save us.
I love Visvim
>>692
Why does the first one work but the second one just orders it normally?
>>732
On a clover, if alive, erupts a vast, pure evil: a fire volcano.
I found a fun shooter game called "Magical Girl", on a Sega Megadrive emulator! It's as close as I can get to playing touhou for now...
ctrl + bksp
I wonder if I could take dried mushrooms, simmer them and reduce the broth into a sort of sauce I could put on noodles.
I'm full of semen, I can't stand up.
Roommates have been partying every night for the past week. Fuck I just want to sleep.
>>226
I do almost every day. But I like the Post Office better.
>>480
It was on the web, wikichan cannot be lost.
http://web.archive.org/web/20080503070344/http://www.wikichan.org/index.php/Category:Loli
Someone, not me, should copy all the pages from the web archive on to tanasinn.
>>724 have you considered putting your dick on a warm stack of french toast.
Come on, let's start using the other boards.
wow wtf am i doing inheriting all this shit
Drug users don't have worthwhile hobbies? That's not true!
Is there a catgirl prostitute service? I'd pay cash money for that service. I'm serious, this is a great business opportunity going to waste.
I am an incredibly stupid person.
When the hammer fell, it was escapism and fantasy that saved me, not rationality and logic.
I used to enjoy Topkek when I was a child. Now it is a mockery.
I dreamed of her again. It had been so long since last time.
Ode to the twelfth raisin.
I should eat strawberry pancakes.
To the guy who sagedanced in four old threads: I see you
>>188 you can buy a bag of luxury chocolates that they probably swept up from the factory floor for £1
Also those new non-ice cream Cornettos for like 30p, I always get one when I go. Which is pretty often
>>396 I did that and looked cute so I kept doing it and now I'm a huge faggot.
http://www.playr.org/play/mr._driller/1262 I love Mr. Driller
MaddAddam is a palindrome!
Nice stickers on that laptop, man! How come you don't have a sticker of an espeon there yet, man? Come on! Get an espeon on your laptop.
glass2k is a cool program!
>>163 Yeah, I had been looking there. They have one for the viptronic project.
Twelfth is a nice word. So is August. August Twelfth.
I'm only ankle deep in the vagaries of the flesh.
もうミキ先生、ひどいよ！
I need your help, DQN! I have established that I ought to buy either LG Nexus 4 or LG Optimus G. Which one should I pick?
Sorry ladies, I'm not interested in 3D.
My trackpad's gummed up and doesn't click on the left
I just played FlixMix for the first time since my age was in single digits. It's just as fun and just as difficult as I remember.
I am surprised how active DQN is after a few years of not visiting.
"Open-ended intervention" is a shitty synonym for "occupation".
Hoobastank were a big thing for a while as I recall, but I bet now they're only remembered for having a name that sounds kind of lewd.
Home tomorrow with a fancy new free sofa! And a picture I've loved for years that I'm finally getting my hands on.
Dylan
I wish I looked androgynous, too, it's rad as hecky.
Meanwhile, I want to disappear.
http://i.cubeupload.com/xDXJd4.jpg heh look what happened
PROTIP: Before you take delicate things apart, read all the instructions and make sure you have all the necessary tools to finish the job...
I am very upset about all that's happening on this planet. I want to become a fish and float freely in untouched blue waters.
I am the velvet guy.
I just inhaled some water. My throat and head hurt now. Unrelated I hope.
I guess I might never understand foot fetishism.
I am an incredibly stupid person.
>>466
It is only a mockery in lesser, inclusionist substructures.
Oh no!
That was an excellent human being. I hope to encounter more human beings like that one.
Frills are all very well and good, but you mustn't forget about ribbons.
People are strange when you're made of books.
he fucking punched a guy in his phosphorous-incinerated stump
I need to stop getting all this alcohol for free.
You might be thinking that Daft Punk's song is about "scoring" or, to put it bluntly, having sex. But it isn't.
"Like the legend of the phoenix" Daft Punk make their triumphal return. This song is about art, it is about music. "The force" that "keeps the planet spinning" is creativity.
"We’re up all night to get lucky" in this context is about working hard to find that special melody, that "vibe" that makes Daft Punk's music so distinct as opposed to modern music, that has become generic: "the present has no rhythm".
But Daft Punk is not going to stop and relax despite of their international fame!
We’ve come too far
To give up who we are
So let’s raise the bar
And our cups to the stars
Hats off to Daft Punk!
Terminally ill little girl fetish.
I swear, if that one guy doesn't stop spamming "Is it fun to poop?" in old threads, I'm going to become slightly upset!
<sup>/b/</sup> was never that great but yeah, it's objectively worse now. I check back every few months and find myself disappointed each time.
In other news I got my C++ SDL program to work after a day of debugging! And in the process of debugging I learned a lot about C++ and Makefiles! And cleaned up my code. Except also along the way I somehow fucked up the graphics so nothing displays but a white screen. Guess I'll fix that tomorrow.
Someone calling for me, from a great distance, almost drowned out by the wind.
>>700
You're just jealous because you don't have any relatives with fruits named after them!
>>197
Definitely Satori. She is cute, she has the power to read your mind.
Well gee, I sure hope not.
>>826 that's why I buzzcut mine. Not that that's not also a pain, but it's a lesser pain
Terminally ill little girl fetish.
glass2k is a cool program!
May not work with Skullfag or Zandrodumb.
Dammit, why aren't there any light sources which don't melt snow?
>>598
It's been shit since 2008, basically became so popular that it's just facebook for the edgy kids. It's not as good a random number generator or for news as it used to be when it was our entropy engine. Refer to DQN documentation regarding the matter and need for a new entropy engine.
I'm not a man of steel; more like a man or silver or bismuth or something like that.
Subject: Implementing type-safe purely functional modifiable trees
Message:
It doesn't work.
Well, it does, it's just difficult.
>>639
I have a student's lapel pin of a very respectable university, but I was expelled, so it's nothing to be proud of. Lego Space Shuttle is very nice, but then again, I didn't design it, I merely followed the instructions. My PC that is both quiet and powerful, isn't a very exciting thing to look at.
Almost all of my projects exist either in either abandoned or incomplete state (i.e. RC car which requires lots of assembly) or just in theory.
At least now I know why I'm feeling so miserable and sad. I don't have a creative outlet.
>>553
It's different for every fetishist. As for myself, I LOVE the domination and humiliation aspect that comes with it. I'm kind of a masochist
Now all I need is a small, ornate, circular, freestanding mirror.
I would like to be alike by carrying out. ― しにたい
Nice stickers on that laptop, man! How come you don't have a sticker of an espeon there yet, man? Come on! Get an espeon on your laptop.
>>11
I think I killed 4chan. They said it was a fatal error and begged to never click on that link again.
>>276
Could be. /lang/ is also rather fast. It fills me with happines knowing that so many people are using textboards
Some days I just wake up thinking "I want to dropkick a baby".
Sooch meets mouth.
Confound you, exotic insects! Stop eating me!
>>202
Did you ever play http://www.latexnet.org/jamul/spispopd.html ?
I just turned off my dedicated server a month or so ago, or I'd host a private NNTP server. SAD FACE
How about we take someplace like alt.jpd.stole.my.k0dez ?
I am surprised how active DQN is after a few years of not visiting.
^ erogedownload? fuwanovel?
Don't Trust the Bitch in Apartment 23
>>202
Did you ever play http://www.latexnet.org/jamul/spispopd.html ?
I just turned off my dedicated server a month or so ago, or I'd host a private NNTP server. SAD FACE
How about we take someplace like alt.jpd.stole.my.k0dez ?
Someone calling for me, from a great distance, almost drowned out by the wind.
Hey, my captcha is jude!
I don't really know that song and can't even remember what it sounds like but haha, reference.
I was going to wonder why people find stupid references like that funny, but then I realised I should wonder more about why I care or find it annoying, after all it's just harmless fun, why do I gotta be so elitist and critical of other people, but more importantly, god, why do you have to be so critical about yourself, why can't you just let yourself be yourself, god, why do I always get stuck in these stupid meta loops and get stuck in these endless run-on sentences in my head?
hey jude
Check the timestamps this time and don't let yourself be tricked.
The Vagina Brothers own Terminator
>>984
I keep picturing this line being addressed to a robot along the lines of Mega Man or something, as a threat to shut down its systems.
Didn't Dr. Wily say "I'll break you, Mega Man" in one of the games?
Today's task: read the communist manifesto.
It's spirals, spirals all the way.
You should use 7-zip and Chrome.
>>879
I saw a tiny Asian girl wearing a cap that had "Badboy" written on it.
Well it's not as though I have to put anything in my anus.
>>369
I want to restart my server but I want the new version of High Voltage for technic first and it's not been updated in forever because it's waiting on redpower.
gaynus
>>253
Chromium has AdBlock and HTTPS Everywhere, too. Never heard of self-destructing cookies, though.
I fucking hate myself for being such a lazy fuck. At this rate I will never learn Japanese
Come back little moth, I love you.
>>688
Only of things that will not come to pass.
The future is short, and the dreamers are bound to reach their end without really living.
oh yes fuck no compile errors oh shit god yes
>>612
Congratulations! I'm glad you enjoyed it. But are you absolutely certain you finished it? Did you get 100,000 points in both game modes?
Previously:
http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1213916710/
http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1250275007/
http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1292544745/
http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1315193920/
http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1326391378/
http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1333279425/
http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1340196069/
http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1346800288/
http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1353182673/
http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1360549149/
http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1367260033/
http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1367260120/
Life is just a poor simulation of fantasy.
>>591 I meant the power rangers themselves. In primary one (what's that, first grade?) each Monday we had to write a little bit about what we got up to at the weekend and illustrate it, and I always drew everyone wearing power ranger outfits, and Sonic's shoes, until I got told off with a written note in my jotter "stop drawing everyone in sonic outfits" HAHA she didn't know the difference between Sonic and Power Rangers what a chump!
Thanks a lot [Streaming website]. I really love the fact that you have season two of every fucking show available in my area. Oh no, don't worry about season one.
Vulnerability shouldn't be an attractive quality.
And what do you know of obsession?
Well, there's a lot to be said for corpses, you know.
My waifu in a vector field.
>>700
You're just jealous because you don't have any relatives with fruits named after them!
I'm a bag of Hank.
I just looked at /b/ again for the first time in quite a long while, I was thinking it's gotten really shit, but it's probably just as shit as it was a few years ago...
"You are a fat fucking pedo piece of shit and I will track you. Fucking cunt.
-Anon Raedon
Lead Staff Member of Anonymous"
>>639 I was going to post, but the two things that popped into my mind first as things I'm proud to own are firmly on my wall so I couldn't take a webcam photo... nobody bump the thread, I'm getting a film developed today!
Minecraft wabi-sabi.
http://www.playr.org/play/mr._driller/1262 I love Mr. Driller
I just inhaled some water. My throat and head hurt now. Unrelated I hope.
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SNOOPING AS USUAL I SEE
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It's a kitten.
Murder of crows
I should clean up those crumbs.
my plantar fascia feel great
infinity days hath september.
>>899
did you dream about a moe anthropomorphism of this 900GET?
>>391
It's too dark to see them! The clouds stop any illumination from the moon and has left me in complete darkness. I am likely to be eaten by a grue.
This was the Summer of the Philosophers.
Dammit, why aren't there any light sources which don't melt snow?
Yankee monkee
I love, love, love!
>>699 I've been recommended to watch Nichijou a few times from a few people, I guess I should add it to my pile
>>272
Indeed. This place is the most active one of all western Textboards
>>576
Did you really just referred to Kareha as bleeding edge?
Fancy lacy frilled chocolate.
>>466
It is only a mockery in lesser, inclusionist substructures.
I came to share this with you http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FXtI4zLSSaM do you like it
It'll all be over.
