>>7 I had to google the name but I knew what it was when I saw it, but the first hit on google is http://www.accessj.com/2010/11/ear-cleaning-horrible-truth-of-mimikaki.html so no I wouldn't try it, I'll stick to good old sucked-on cotton buds. But I learned something new from this...
>>9 Did you know they have a different kind of earwax in Japan?
>>8
I do now! Also, you shouldn't use cotton buds either. Sticking things in your ear is dangerous. You can't grow back your hearing! If earwax is really bothering you a drop of olive oil should clear it up.
>>10
What game should I get into to procrastinate and escape from my problems? The new Animal Crossing game seems perfect for this but I don't have a 3DS. Either that or something like minecraft but I'm sick of minecraft by now.
>>18
Rule of thumb is to eat foods with high fat count. Start with drinking milk or cream that have high fat percentage. Then go to Wendy's and order a baconator and a bacon and cheese potato.
Never in my life I felt so close to having a heart attack, when I ate those.
You should also cut down on physical activity. Change your plans, reschedule or abandon tasks that require you to go outside or do a lot of moving. Watch porn and silly movies to keep yourself busy without exercising too much of mental activity.
>>20
I have two options, to revise entire high school (which was years ago) math and computer science in less than three days or procrastinate until September and then take the exams. Which one do you think is the best?
>>19
The former, just review the important points you remember and don't waste time trying to learn stuff you completely forgot. Worst case scenario you fail and can try again in September, right?
>>10
Thank you for the suggestion! Unfortunately I don't have a PS3.
>>21
What game should I get into to procrastinate for PC or DS?
>>20
I spent a while typing this, but someone got there before me. I guess you're going to have this question answered for you three times.
If you're looking for something that's like Minecraft but not Minecraft, you could try Terraria. If you fancy a cathartic shooting spree, try Black Mesa (it's free!). I've heard generally good things about Path of Exile as well. Irisu Syndrome, which I mentioned in the previous thread, is rather nice and relaxing but probably not to everyone's taste. Alternatively, you could always read a visual novel.
>>21
Slightly over two years, I think. I lurked for at least a few weeks/months before I started posting, though.
>>23
What is your favourite and least favourite type of arthropod?
>>23
Thank you for reminding me of the awesome dream I had last night, in which I owned several cool pets and was very proud of them. I had two flying cats, a black dog, a giant chameleon and a rooster. I think I liked the giant chameleon best - he was a very cuddly guy.
>>25
Was there ever a time you were forced to be nice to someone when you absolutely did not want to? What happened?
>>24
No, but the reverse has happened to me. As a kid, my mom would try to get me to be social with others. Whoever was on a "play date" with me would have to be polite as possible, but I was just too hard to get along with. So the worst that happened was a day of uncomfortable silence, then they never had to do it again.
>>26
How can a male make himself look cute like Tomoko from Watamote? Just on weekends, though. I don't want to do hormone therapy or anything like that.
>>30
Three world maps:
I also have a tree of life poster, showing stages of evolution of various species.
>>31
Which direction does the water spin when you flush your toilet? If it doesn't go in any particular direction, please give more detail.
>>31
Good thing I was just about to go. The water doesn't spin at all; first, as you flush, there is a strong downward current. After water stops pouring in, the surface simply lowers without any kind of visible rotation.
>>33
If I were to sacrifice an animal to Buer, which species would most please Him (while being relatively easy to obtain)?
>>37
https://maps.google.com/maps?q=five+points+denver&ie=UTF-8&hq=&hnear=0x876c7920631af47b:0x1f1568e15560aac6,Five+Points,+Denver,+CO&gl=us&ei=mob4UZq3F-KbygGF-oDIDw&ved=0CKQBELYDMA4
>>39
Would you consider making agepoyo a part of your everyday vocabulary?
No, that's disgusting.
>>51 In my early years at the academy I remember going on NanaOn-Sha's website a lot, just because it had a flash intro which played the bit from the start of Um Jammer Lammy, then later when I started playing guitar I spent most of my classes getting guitar tabs from ultimate-guitar.com. And I still got straight As because my teachers loved me.
>>53 From where you're sitting can you see anything made of wicker?
>>52
Yes; a small square basket full of magazines. This isn't my apartment though.
>>54
Supposing you are going to be told a particularly catastrophic piece of news, and you can choose the location where you are told, what sort of place would you choose? (If your answer is that it doesn't matter then let someone else respond).
>>54
Having thought about it for some time, I realised that I barely tell any lies at all. This is the last lie I can remember telling, but even this was several months ago.
An acquaintance who was living with us accidentally found a skirt and a pair of thigh high socks in my washing. I lied and said they were probably my sisters and had gotten mixed up in my washing somehow. I don't think she was particularly convinced, but at least it allowed us both to tactfully avoid the topic.
>>56
What is your favourite eight letter girl's name?
>>56
Books
Top shelf: Comic strips and manga (Mainly Calvin & Hobbes and only Sgt. Frog)
Second shelf: art & design
3rd: literature
4th: non-finction and strategy guides
Bottom: Japanese & misc. (covered by boxes)
all stacked symmetrically, smallest books in the middle and tallest at the ends
I put my records in order of favourites, so my cooler ones go further to the front and everyone in my room can see the coolest one. They're in boxes just now though.
>>58 Do you still have any CDs?
>>63
The game Rogue Legacy from Steam. As a masochist, I like my games fiendishly difficult and this fits the bill well. It has a good style of randomisation, making it a game of both skill and luck. The boss fights are rather nicely done as well.
>>65
What was the last item you purchased in real life?
>>67 I've tried a couple, mostly after seeing him diss them, but perhaps more notably I rented the Godzilla NES game and the Bugs Bunnys (both Crazy Castle and the other one) when I was a kid. I didn't "get" the Godzilla one, but the not-Crazy Castle Bugs Bunny one wasn't that bad as I recall.
>>69 Did you snicker at your number?
>>72 hmmm I bet a lot of people think my collection of children's toy keyboards is pretty lame... and lots of people hate the bagpipes... stylophone? Penny whistle? Recorder? I play lots of instruments but I don't know which ones would be considered lame. I know I don't think the ones I mentioned are!
>>74 What's the craziest twist of fate that's happened in your life?
>>73
It's not really a twist of fate, but still:
Right now my sister has some kind of boyfriend. I know that those two aren't up for some "mature" stuff but I'm still very bothered by it. Now you may ask yourself: How old are those two? My sister is 12 and he is 17. I know that she won't stop meeting him but I'll talk to her, as this is something I cannot and something I don't want to accept. Yet I don't know what to tell her. In the end she didn't do anything "wrong" in the sense of kissing etc. I'll just go with telling her that she has to be cautios. Better safe than sorry.
Oh, shit. I forgot the question
>>76 How did image and textboards change your internet life?
>>76
No, I'm not employed for about a year. I used to make websites for the Internet. Ironically, none of them went live for various reasons (mostly financial, but never because of the quality!)
I feel both relaxed and pitiful because of my unemployment.
>>78
What's a fun stuff I could do on my compy besides pointless browsing, gaming and watching movies?
>>77 Do something creative, like make some music or a comic or something. Or maybe pick up some tips from these guys
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A81IwlDeV6c
>>79 When you click that link, does it start at 4.33 for you or is that a cookie or something on my end that knows which point I closed the window at?
>>82
A classmate who was a drug abuser and also had some mental issue that he was on meds for but didn't always take (I think he was schizo, but can't swear on it.) He used to tell me some quite interesting things of dubious veracity, like the time he had a catheter jammed up his dick by a sexy nurse, or the time he told a voice controlled computer to "jerk me" and was given the response "Not authorized to do that." I also have a fond memory of the time he brought Ravage DCX (an obscure rail shooter) into school and we played it, much to the teachers' disapproval.
>>84
Do you have a video game that you remember fondly more for the situation you played it in than for the game itself? Which one and why?
>>83
Yes, in fact there are too many to choose from...some of them nostalgic, some of them romantic, but I'll choose the sexy one. I was playing the flash game shift (it might have been shift 2) when my girlfriend unexpectedly started giving me head under the table, uncharacteristically bold of her. The game itself was not that great but the blow job was amazing...
>>85
Have you ever done sexual things with somebody else while playing a video game?
>>90 Yeah totally **EDIT just before I hit post I noticed you said Antarctica and not America hmmm maybe, if I had comfortable accommodation I would go for a little while
>>92 What colour socks are you wearing?
I ask because I was just talking about my socks to someone else, but I just noticed my captcha is socking nice
>>94
In my youth I made an absolute fucktonne of custom maps for Roller Coaster Tycoon 2, Starcraft and Warcraft III. In each case I probably spent more time in the level editor than in the game itself. I've never tried creating mods, but only because I've never really had any good ideas for them.
>>96
Have you ever written poetry? If so, was it any good?
>>95
Yes I have.
>If so, was it any good?
YOU BE THE JUDGE!! http://dis.4chan.org/read/vip/1373228964/1
>>97
How many times do you fap per day?
>>98
I have a beautiful shiny LG Optimus G. Its colourful screen brightens up my nights!
I mostly use it for browsing "on the go", chatting, reading news and taking pictures. I don't call anyone and rarely receive calls because I'm such a shut-in. But I might install a BOINC client for WCG in hopes of quietly making the world a better place.
See, a stupid old brick would be completely useless for me, and I don't miss its battery life, because there is always an USB port nearby.
>>100
Speaking of not-so-smart phones, may I interest you in Nokia 515?