ITT we solve the question above us [Part 6] (866)

601 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8294 22:05

>>600 Bunnygirls tbh senpai.

>>602 U like bunnies senpai?

602 Name: (L„tMG) : 1993-09-8295 01:12

>>601
tewi tewi tewi

>>603
do you think you can eat an apple in one mouthful ?

603 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8295 14:52

>>602
Depends on the size of the apple.

>>604
How big is the apple?

604 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8295 17:50

>>603
Almost as big as the Big Apple.

>>605
Do you want/plan to have children in the future? If so, how many?

605 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8295 17:55

>>604
Two or three. I was named after my father who was named after his father and so on, so I kind of feel a responsibility to have a son. It won't be soon, though.

>>606
Do you usually stay up this late?

606 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8295 23:07

>>605 Yes, but I miss being able to stay up even later back in my NEET days

>>607 What's the biggest digital storage medium you own?

607 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8295 23:40

>>606 5tb external.

>>608 When was the last time you had lobster?

608 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8296 00:45

>>607 '98 I'm a vegetarian now. No correlation.

>>609 What is your favorite thing to say to people?

609 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8302 09:41

>>608
Depends on the context and how much I like them. I don't really talk to people much, though, so the answer is probably nothing.

>>609
What did you have for dinner last night?

610 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8302 12:54

>>609
Thai food and also sausages with a tomato sauce bolognaise thing
I had two dinners, because I always get thai from where I work, even I didn't ask for it or want it.

>>610
How do you find good music or music you like?

611 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8304 17:49

>>610 I look up my favorite music videos on Youtube, then I clicked on a "Recommended for you" link

>>612 Ever play 18 holes of golf?

612 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8305 00:53

>>611 Fuck no. Who do you think I am, the President?

>>613 Does this smell like chloroform to you?

613 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8306 03:46

>>612
Nope! Isopropyl alcohol?

>>614
Is there a mouse in your house?

614 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8311 16:12

>>613
There's one attached to my computer, I don't know of any others.

>>615
What is your opinion of Buddhism?

615 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8311 17:39

>>614
It's fairly groovy. Non-organised, advocates peace, stoicism, etc etc. It gets nutjob followers, but they're all harmless white hippies rather than the murderous nutjobs that other religions end up with. 8/10 would recommend.

>>616
What is the power balance like between you and your mother/romance partner/sex partner/figure collection?

616 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8312 05:42

>>615
My mom thinks I'm a failure. For my part, I haven't accomplished much, but I think she's an idiot. At least I am independent.

>>617
Have you ever considered living on a boat?

617 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8312 09:02

>>616 I've always wanted to be a pirate.

>>618 Does that count?

618 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8312 19:04

>>617
Assuming you mean old fashioned pirates, not just people who download things illegally, sure.

>>619
Have you ever tried making a computer game? If so, how did it turn out?

619 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8313 02:24

>>618
Yes, about 7 years ago. I'm still in the process of deciding on a language.

>>620
If you had powers to change time but only once, what would you do?

620 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8313 02:55

>>619
Ejaculate in the Primordial soup

>>621
Hot dog or hamburger

621 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8313 04:45

>>620
It depends. Are we going plain hot dog and plain hamburger (no cheese)? If so I'd probably go with the hot dog. All dressed up, I'd go with a hamburger. Without cheese or some kind of near-liquid fat, burgers don't feel good to eat.

>>622
Alpacasso or Baby Wooly?

622 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8313 14:01

>>621
Alpacas are clearly the superior lifeform.

>>623
What do you want to happen to your body after you're dead?

623 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8313 14:16

>>622 spread my ashes on the floor of the best strip club you know of.

>>624 Have you seen Chef?

624 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8319 17:10

>>623
No.

>>625
I'm moving out tomorrow, and am trying to use up as much as possible of my remaining food. I have:

  • Spaghetti
  • Rice
  • Sunflower oil
  • 6 eggs
  • 2 very old carrots
  • 2 onions
  • 1 red chilli
  • 4 sweet bite peppers
  • Half a head of broccoli
  • A few slices of salami

What's the best meal I can make out of this mess?

625 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8319 19:39

>>624 find the nearest establishment that owns a fryer and ask the politely to throw it all in for you.

>>626 is everything better fried?

626 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8319 20:55

>>625
I'm currently trying to get a BJ. I'll let you know how it goes.

>>627 Would you like to hear a joke?

627 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8319 21:01

>>626
I would!

>>628
Well go on, what's the joke then?

628 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8325 17:19

>>627
If I have to explain a joke, there is no joke.

>>629
Oppai loli or pettanko MILF?

629 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8327 18:50

>>628
A little from column A, a little from column B.

>>630
No, really, what's the joke? I like jokes. The best joke is my favourite.

630 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8327 22:06

>>629
Hold on, I've got one.

>>631
What do you call a fly with no wings?

631 Name: (iœjĪªª²iœj) : 1993-09-8327 22:27

>>630
A walk

>>632
Would you leave your stove on overnight?

632 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8328 00:43

>>631 It's not something I do because I don't cook.

>>633 Two gorillas are in the shower, and the first one says, can you pass the soap please?

633 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8328 02:30

>>632
Gorillas don't really take showers.

>>634
Do you think there was a point to what >>632 was rambling about?

634 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8328 03:54

>>633
No, soap radio.

>>635
Would you rather have one ragged 100 dollar bill or five new 20s?

635 Name: i L_T`j : 1993-09-8328 06:07

>>634
The 20s. It's a pain in the neck to make change for a 100, and some bastards are thinking of removing the 100 from circulation because they don't like people being able to store wealth outside of banks.

>>636
Do you own any kind of safe or lockbox?

636 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8329 19:35

>>635
What kind of stupid fucking joke is this? No.

>>637
Would you rather have one pristine 100 Great British Pounds note or 10,000 smutty old stinky Great British One Penny Pieces from 1981?

637 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8329 23:11

>>636 I would take the 10,000 pennies, bury them in random locations at the beach, then watch a man with a metal detector think he has found treasure.

>>638 Is there are better prank to play on somebody who uses a metal detector?

638 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8330 02:11

>>637
Bury 5 coins in a line on a beach. Place a landmine at the end of the line.

>>639
Japanese or Scottish whisky?

639 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8330 12:10

>>638 I've never tried Japanese whisky but I drink Scottish whisky all the time. My friends think I'm some kind of connoisseur but I don't really know much, I just like the taste. Funny story, one time I was at the pub with my friend and I asked for a Whyte & Mackay with a wee bit of ice. We played some pool and I was savouring the taste thinking "I don't care if this is entry-level potato water, it doesn't matter what whisky experts say you should and shouldn't drink, I'm really appreciating this on a new level right now". I finished it and asked for another whisky, and the barman goes "Whisky? I thought you said rum, that was rum"

>>640 What's the most disgusting thing you've ever drank?

640 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8390 20:33

>>639
Probably those awful plant extracts my mother made me drink claiming they're healthy.

>>641
The belly button is the cutest part of the human anatomy. Agree or disagree?

641 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8391 01:51

>>640
A belly button can only be considered cute if it's an innie. Outies are right out.

>>642
Godzilla or Gamera?

642 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8392 17:42

>>641
Godzilla.

>>643
Wait, have I accidentally wandered into the deathmatch thread?

643 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8392 19:11

>>642
Yes, you did!

>>644
Suddenly! Godzilla grabs >>642 who was just looking around feeling lost! But what happens next?!

Find out in the next exciting answer by >>644!

644 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8393 11:55

>>643
Without warning, Godzilla is stricken with a crippling existential crisis, releases >>642, and returns under the sea for a long period of solitary contemplation about its place in the world at large. >>642, galvanised by his near death experience, finally writes the legendary piano sonata he had always planned but never gotten around to. It receives mixed to favourable reviews.

>>645
How many people in total, would you estimate, have seen your genitalia?

645 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8393 18:43

>>644 Either about 15, or lots more if I'm right about the secret cameras hidden everywhere...

>>646 How would you find out if you were being watched, without letting the watcher know you were aware and trying to stop them?

646 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8393 19:37

>>645
Put yourself in a delicate quantum state and see if your wavefunction collapses or not. Also remember not to observe yourself.

>>647
What are your experiences with crossdressing?

647 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8394 02:58

>>646 I let some girls paint my nails and give me a dress when I was 6. My dad was really angry when he saw me. I never did anything like that again simply due to a lack of interest.

>>648 Do you have a preferred brand of computer?

648 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8394 03:05

>>647 Apple MacBook & Alienware are the only two I know. So, I will say MacBook.

>>649 Have you every stuck anything in your bum before?

649 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8394 03:10

>>648
A few fingers once. It wasn't great.

>>650
What happen?

650 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8394 03:15

>>649
Someone most likely got mad over something inconsequential.

>>651
Should I start exercising?

651 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8394 10:53

>>650
No, never.

>>652
If there were suddenly no social norms whatsoever about what you can or can't wear, what sort of clothing would you choose to wear?

652 Name: (iœjĪªª²iœj) : 1993-09-8394 21:05

>>651
I'd probably just wear what I normally do since I already have those clothes, but I'd look into buying those things the Arabs wear that look like dresses since they look comfortable. Women's dresses always have crinkles or other frills on them that I probably wouldn't like. I might just go out in my underwear if it's really hot, assuming public nudity is still taboo. Winter time I'd wear robes and shit over sweats since it doesn't rain much.

>>653
I'm thinking of using my food dehydrator to make tomato leather for sandwiches that I pack for lunch in order to replace fresh tomatoes since they are very moist and contribute to making the bread soggy if left for several hours in a closed and non breathable environment. Is this a good idea or comoletely idiotic?

653 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8394 21:30

>>652
Sounds good to me. It's basically sundried tomatoes, just without the sun. The only way to find out is to try it for yourself though!

>>654
If you had the ability of complete mind control of as many people as you like for as long as you like, what would you do with it?

654 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8395 16:56

>>653 I'd have everyone sing the same note and see if it resonates enough to shatter glass.

>>655 What kind of funny science experiment would you conduct if you got a one million dollar grant and had to spend all of it on that one experiment?

655 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8396 11:17

>>654
Effects of Hyperagressive Genetically Engineered Catgirls with Nymphomania on Lonely Nerds

>>656
Have you ever been in love?

656 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8398 01:06

>>655
I don't believe I was ever in love. I have had emotional problems for a very long time.

>>657
Do you enjoy lighting fireworks?

657 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8398 03:56

>>656
Never have, don't see the point. They're such a pain in the neck to legally set up for a few seconds of light that are about as impressive as a screensaver, and there are much more impressive things if you're willing to go outside legality. Perhaps if I'd made them by hand or something I'd have some investment in the result.

>>658
Pen or pencil?

658 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8398 04:34

>>657
Pencil. It's more expressive and it's easily correctable. I almost never use pen.

>>659
I've been having trouble getting out of my house and going to work. The job is fine, I need the money, but instead of walking out the door I'll find myself doing things like pace back and forth trying to figure out why I'm pacing back and forth. Any advice?

659 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8402 00:37

>>658
Set a timer on your phone so that you can still pace back and forth, but only for a small amount of time!

>>660
How did you find DQN?

660 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8402 00:40

>>659
Missed the left at Albuquerque.

>>661
How's the weather up there, Short Stack?

661 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8402 01:55

>>660
It's uncomfortably warm, and the coat-and-tie policy doesn't help.

>>662
What do you want to be when you grow up?

662 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8402 07:10

>>661
I wanted to write complicated programs and build robots. And maybe become a decent artist too. But I don't know anymore, perhaps being alive would suffice...

>>663
Which media is the best: traditional or digital?

663 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8402 08:26

>>662

I find digital much more accessible, but traditional is quite impressive to see done well.

>>664

Why is your favorite color what it is?

664 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8402 16:02

>>663
I like green because it reminds me of life, e.g. forests and grass and meadows, etc.

>>665
Do you think human beings will ever become a type I civilization?

665 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8403 03:41

>>664
See, it's such a nebulous term; each new would-be prophet of scientism has his own definition, it seems. As originally described, we've been there for some time now. But the more imaginative definitions, the one those preaching a gospel of "planetary civilization" and "technological singularity" would have us believe, I say absolutely not. These guys remind me of those guys who keep announcing new dates for the Second Coming... sorry, fellas, I want to live in a better world, too, but it doesn't just get dropped in our laps.

I hope I'm not the only one seeing how ludicrous it is to equate quantifiable figures for energy with "progress". We could expand data centers until we actually had to use planetary-scale energy (to ignore the definitions where all that has to be used on radio signals), but that's clearly not the transhuman robosocialist utopia these people are conjuring up (note that it's not those possibilities I'm specifically rejecting, only that human self-interests don't magically go away just because human needs are exceeded).

>>666
Are you the Boddhi?

666 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8403 04:18

>>665
If I say yes, are you going to kill me?

>>667
What does that even mean, anyway?

667 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8403 05:42

>>666
It means I'm referencing odd Flash animations from around 2200 September 1993. Ish.

>>668
Would this accursed September just end already?

668 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8403 06:13

>>667
There's no way you're going to get me to make a Green Day reference here.

>>669
Coke or Pepsi?

669 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8403 06:58

>>668
I like diet coke.

>>670
What's your favorite way to stay warm on a chilly Fall day?

670 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8403 07:08

>>668
I hardly drink either, so I really don't know. If you held a gun to my head and asked me to choose, I'd say Coke.

>>670
What would be your ideal vacation?

671 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8403 19:33

>>670
Exploring an interesting place on my own, relaxing, making fond memories.

>>672
Were you ever involved in a serious accident? How was it like?

672 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8403 20:40

>>671
No.

>>673
What's the best cereal?

673 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8404 02:43

>>672 Cinnamon Toast Crunch, the one they stopped selling in the US & you had to import it from Canada.

>>674 Do you feel like you already died and you are just living through your past memories till the point where you reach your death again?

674 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8404 02:48

>>673
Nah.

>>675
What's up?

675 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8404 04:00

>>674
I'm making dinner! I'm starving!

>>676
Would you say you're easily spooked?

676 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8478 01:06

>>669
Wrapping myself in at least three blankets, not getting dressed, and not leaving the house.

>>675
No, quite the opposite.

>>677
On average, how frequently do you give/receive hugs? Are you happy with this frequency?

677 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8478 05:29

>>676
I give and receive only a few hugs per month, and they are perfunctory, more or less. I'd prefer to give/receive more frequently.

>>678
What cause is most dear to your heart?

678 Name: (iœjĪªª²iœj) : 1993-09-8478 06:05

>>677
Anything that has to do with helping out retards. For some reason, when I see retarded people, I get pretty heartbroken. Particularly downies. It may be because I imagine myself in the position of the parent or someone close to them. The idea of having a child that can't correctly function on its own is really sad to me, especially knowing that once I'm old/I die, there isn't really anyone to take care of it in the way I would be capable of. You love it even though it's broken. I don't really know why I feel so strongly about it. There isn't anyone suffering from any form of retardation in my family or even the family of anyone in my immediate social circle.

>>679
Do you refrigerate your tomatoes?

679 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8478 12:56

>>678
Yes.

>>680
In your opinion, who is the cutest Hitori Bocchi no ›› Seikatsu character?

680 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8501 18:56

>>679
Of the main characters, it's obviously got to be Bocchi herself, although they're all strong contenders on the cuteness front. If we include minor characters then I would also seriously consider Yawara Kai and Oshie Teruyo. I couldn't possibly pick just one though; they're all the cutest in their own unique ways.

>>681
What is your favourite way of preparing eggs (i.e. hard-boiled, soft-boiled, scrambled, poached, etc.)?

681 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8710 04:42

>>680
Soft-boiled! I like my eggs runny and soft and nice, especially with some dark soy sauce and pepper. Soft-boiled eggs and toast is a traditional breakfast in my country, so I have that quite often, and it's always nice.

>>682
What do you regret the most?

682 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8710 08:54

>>681
Being a self-centered clueless asshole when I was younger.

>>683
How much have you changed since you were a child?

683 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8711 19:15

>>682
I got bigger, mostly.

>>684
Are you out of touch?

684 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8711 20:25

>>683 I go out of my head when you're not around, yes.

>>685 How many nuts would it take for thee to take a squirrel's knowledge up to level 3?

685 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8713 13:51

>>684
Original rules, 9. Latest rules 3, plus the squirrel would be awarded a participation trophy.

686 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8713 13:57

>>687, I have no question, so talk amongst yourself.

687 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8713 20:07

Uh, that was >>686 with latest on 32-bit CPUs. Thanks, >>686.

>>688
Akiba or Den Den Town?

688 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8714 18:58

>>687
Akiba... I guess.

>>689
Do you have a favorite inner sailor senshi?

689 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8714 22:58

>>688 I had to google senshi and found out that was Low Ki's old name, so I pick him.

>>689 Is this impressive or stupid? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hFznI31xFf4

690 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8714 22:59

>>691 then

691 Name: (iœjĪªª²iœj) : 1993-09-8714 23:39

>>689
Necro Butcher match with no blood? That's impressive

>>692
What car should I get?

692 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8715 00:37

>>691 A Honda Civic

>>693 The best gun for hunting deer.

693 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8715 01:09

>>692
A Puckle gun.

>>694
What's your favorite kind of tea?

694 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8721 18:58

>>693
Chai tea, but I think that barely counts.

>>695
What's the appeal of Rick and Morty? The punch lines all seem to be some form of vulgarity. Is it American humour?

695 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8748 11:03

>>694
I can't really say, it never much appealed to me either. It seems as though not just American humour but American media in general is mainly just sex, violence and poo. I'm quite sure there are exceptions but I can't name any high profile ones.

>>696
Approximately, how many real life friends do you have?

696 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8748 11:58

>>695
3 or 4 good ones, plus a fairly wide circle of classmates that I hang out with.

>>697
Have you stopped beating your wife?

697 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8748 12:20

>>696
No, she hasn't asked.

>>698
Which is sexier: kneepits or shoulderblades? Please explain why in at least eleven words.

698 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8748 12:35

>>697
I actually adore a good pair of kneepits. The telltale crease marks of an extended kneepit are suggestive of a entirely bare pair of legs, and you'll only see their bent form in very few scenarios. Shoulderblades, meh, everyone's got them out.

>>699
Which is sexier: oboe or trombone? Please explain why in at least eleven words.

699 Name: (iœjĪªª²iœj) : 1993-09-8749 00:31

>>698
Trombone because it has bone in the name which is a euphemism for sex. Oboe is just a clarinet crossed with the thing that alien played in the bar in Star Wars.

>>700
How does 700GET feel?

700 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8749 06:39

>>699
It feels like a mix between a wafer and a loofah.

>>701
What are you looking forward to?

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