ITT we solve the question above us [Part 6] (866)

301 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7514 12:37

>>300 I've never tried it but the key lime pies I've tried were a bit too much for me.

>>302 What was the last thing you won?

302 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7514 13:01

A competitive match in CS:GO.

What's your most depraved fetish?

303 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7514 21:06

>>302 I guess other people might say being as into menstruation as I am is depraved, but I don't think about "depravity" too much

>>304 How do you react to your own flatulence? E.g. do you laugh, do you savour the smell, do you get embarrassed and say excuse me?

304 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7515 00:02

>>303 I pretend it didn't happen if I am in mixed company, but when I am alone, or with guys I trust, I laugh about it.

>>305 is you gas silent but deadly or loud without odor?

305 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7515 00:16

It typically excels in neither noise nor malodorous, and is in fact fairly feeble in both respects.

If you were to die right now, what would likely happen to your body? Are you registered as an organ donor, for instance? And how long would it take for your body to be found?

306 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7515 03:47

>>305 If it was right this second, it would be quite humiliating as my trousers are around my ankles. I am not an organ donor I don't think. I have planned my funeral and I've told my mother one of the songs I want played at my funeral, but as a whole it's not the kind of thing to bring up easily in conversation. My body would be found in the morning. I wonder what would happen to my dear computer, there's quite a bit of dubious material that could be misconstrued I bet. I got it from my stepdad after he died and there were some cute webcam photos he'd taken trying out things with his hair, I dread to think mine would be found like that...

>>307 Do you want to be buried, or cremated, or something else?

307 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7515 05:18

Realistically, cremated.
Ideally, shot into space.

What did you think of Nymphomaniac?

308 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7523 12:01

I've heard generally fairly positive things about it, but I haven't seen it myself, nor do I really plan to.

Would you rather be a man dreaming of being a butterfly or a butterfly dreaming of being a man?

309 Name: (*߁[) : 1993-09-7523 15:58

>>308 Maybe being a butterfly would mean not having all these excruciating human worries, and a butterfly's fantasy would be through an optimistic lens ignorant of the pain that comes with humanity, but then I guess butterflies must have a whole selection of their own problems and hopes and fears. Fuck it, I want to be a butterfly.

>>310 If I became a butterfly but with my current consciousness, I could carry out all these secret schemes I have and no one would be any the wiser - who could possibly suspect the butterfly?

310 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7523 16:52

>>309 I sure hope you aren't near pesticide.

>>311 Do you like 3D dot game heroes.

311 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7525 16:03

Never heard of it. Let's ask Wikipedia:

> Players are also able to collect monsters to be featured in an encyclopedia which is done through beating the monster on its head with a book until its profile shows up in the encyclopedia's pages.

Yes, I do like it.

Which should I get: The Stanley Parable or Call of Cthulhu: Dark Corners of the Earth?

312 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7525 16:05

CoC. (No pun intended)

Would you buy a pen from Pen Island? To what degree does their choice of URL inform that decision?

313 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7525 16:46

No, because pens are too small and cheap an item for me to bother using a specialty store. If I ever run out of pens I just get the cheapest one at a random store the next time I'm out shopping. But if I were the type to buy pens online, I would probably not buy one from, because it looks suspicious as hell (URL is only one part of this.)

Which should I get: PS3, XBOX360, or a gaming PC?

314 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7525 18:09

Depends on what you're looking for. For your inner weeaboo faggot who loves JRPGs, as I do, PS3 is your best bet, so that's what I got. If you're more of a CoD type, I guess XBox might be better. A gaming PC would be way more expensive than either of the other choices, so if you can afford that then you can afford all three.

Should I take a wife just to make my family happy, or should I live my own life and crush my parents' wishes of having grandchildren?

315 Name: ( ˃ ˂) : 1993-09-7525 18:18

Crush 'em. Invest your time and effort in something meaningful.

How do I prioritise my projects and aspirations?

316 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7525 20:27

Forget about everything that keeps you from achieving them, as long as it's not important to you.

How do I get through depression?

317 Name: (L֥) : 1993-09-7525 20:38

Try my Dragon Blood, my Drawen Hidin', my Secret Sand. Try a little black cat heart if your woman got another man.

Do you like cartoon ghosts?

318 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7525 21:52

>>317 I am a cartoon ghost, it's not much fun.

>>319 What can we do to make it all better?

319 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7525 22:41

>>318 Create a popular movie where ghosts are awesome, and every living person would be proud to have a ghost for a friend.

>>320 Do you find studying birth rates interesting?

320 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7526 16:33

Last time I did that was GCSE geography; I didn't find it particularly enlightening, to be honest.

What is your favourite type of dere (tsundere, yandere, etc) and why?

321 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7526 17:34

After a brief look at the various weeaboo terminology, I guess I would say "dandere". I like the quiet and demure type.

Have you ever owned an Amiga computer?

322 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7526 20:40

Yes, in fact. I had an Amiga 1000. My favorite moment was managing to launch two programs at the same time off one floppy disk and listening to the disk head lurch back and forth trying to load them both at the same time.

I found it much easier to get shit done on an Atari STe, though.

Are you busy?

323 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7526 20:55

Yeah, kind of, sorry.

Is that okay?

324 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7527 15:25

Absolutely not. You must be relaxed, carefree and devoid of serious obligations at all times.

What's your handwriting like?

325 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7527 15:56

It used to be beautiful, but as I've aged, my hands have grown shakier and now it's all chicken scratch. Thank God for keyboards.

How the hell did we end up in this situation anyway?

326 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7527 16:02

We got reckless in our desperation.

Have you ever asked your imouto to call you onii-chan?

327 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7527 19:14

Alas, some cruel force of nature has left me woefully imouto-less. Perhaps it is karma for some atrocity committed in a past life. If, however, I were blessed with a younger sister, I would hope to be such a fine, upstanding older brother to her that I wouldn't even need to ask for her to refer to me with such affection. On the off chance that my beloved imouto wasn't familiar with the terminology, I wouldn't hesitate to politely request that she call me Onii-chan.

What is the first thing that comes to mind when you hear the word "chaos"?

328 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7527 22:31

Probably the Star of Chaos.

Did you ever play Warhammer? (Either 40k or the fantasy version)

329 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7528 15:26

No it's for nerds. That question is not even directed to me, but I decided to answer at any rate.

How often do you beat nerds?

330 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7528 16:55

All day, everyday.
What are your views on textbaords?

331 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7529 02:36

Assuming you mean anonymous textboards like this one, I think they are great! The lack of identity removes a lot of problems with ego and drama. And compared to anonymous image boards, I find them more interesting...maybe because outside of kopipe, all the content has to be original. Plus all the text scares away people who just want to be lazy and look at pictures.

That said, I think DQN is good not because it's a textboard, but because it's a small community of people in a fairly similar demographic. It doesn't really matter if it's a textboard, imageboard, phpBB, USENET group, mailing list, local cafe, the youtube comments of a deer video, a secret society underneath the abandoned mansion's basement, or an obscure IRC chatroom....having a solid user base is more important than the medium itself.

Do you think dance music can be enjoyed without dancing?

332 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7529 07:00

Yes, I do. I do so every day, actually.


Are you interested in cults at all? If so, what do you find interesting about them?

333 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7529 18:09

>>332 Yes, I do. The ability of some people to control minds is amazing.

>>334 Have you ever seen Project A-KO? Did you like it?

334 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7531 16:28

Alas, despite my claims last time you asked, I still haven't seen it. I totally will get around to it some day, though, I promise.

What colour are your eyes?

335 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7531 17:15

They are brown.
How has your day been?

336 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7531 22:09


Confusing and tiresome. I suck at calculus II and electromagnetism.


What's the best spice?

337 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7532 02:21

I don't think there's any objective best, but my favorite is cumin. It's so delicious in Mexican food, chili, Indian curry and soups.

What's the worst spice?

338 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7532 15:02

Cilantro. I don't absolutely hate it, but it's so fucking overrated. They put god damn cilantro in everything now.

Who is the best member of your national legislature?

339 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7533 21:48

>>338 as one kind dokyun very nicely informed me elsewhere, cilantro is not a spice but an herb. He's right, but he can still go fuck himself (maybe with a food item such as a cucumber? It's up to you, really.)

So please ignore my question and make a new one.

340 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7533 22:23

Have you ever fucked yourself with a cucumber?

341 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7533 23:10

No, but I've fucked myself with a banana.

How many neckties do you own?

342 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7534 00:01

Three. I haven't worn them in years.

How many pairs of shoes do you own?

343 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7534 00:15

Four: one pair of general use brown shoes, badly worn; one pair of trainers, barely used; one pair of walking boots, well used but still in good condition, and one pair of brand new black boots I bought earlier today to replace my worn out brown ones.

What is your favourite piece of music that is less than three minutes long?

344 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7534 04:58

Snake Mountain Blues clocking in at 2:39

How much do you like cute things?

345 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7534 12:58

A lot! Cute things are wonderful and always make me feel better. If there were more cute things around, I'm sure everyone would be happier.

How could anyone not like cute things?

346 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7534 14:04

They have not achieved enlightenment.

What should I listen to this evening?

347 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7534 21:42

Lord Belial.

Which game off my shelf of discs should I try to beat next: Star Reach, or Hellbender?

348 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7535 00:12

Wikipedia informs me that hellbender is also a type of giant salamander, which is pretty badass. I'm going to have to recommend Hellbender on this basis alone.

Don't you think the word "answer" would fit better than "solve" in the thread title?

349 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7535 00:37


Do you like son or cos more?

350 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7535 00:47

Son, because at 31 I tend to be older than the average person on most parts of the 'net that I frequent, and it gives me the proper condescending air when I feel the need to lecture the kiddies about how much better video games were back in the day, or whatever.

What makes you feel old?

351 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7535 04:09

The little squinching noises my knees make when I walk down stairs.

What is that little thing hanging off your ear?

352 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7535 05:42

A piece of vinyl from the earpads of my old MDR-V6.
I really should get around to replacing them soon.

What's your favourite superpower from the 'useless superpower' thread?

353 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7535 20:23

I think "can bend spoons with his mind - when he instructs his hands, via his mind, to bend spoons" made me smile the most.

Once and for all, is that poop or is it choco-aisu?

354 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7536 00:21

The thrill, the beauty, the very experience itself lies in not knowing for certain.

What would your ideal tea party be like?

355 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7536 05:36

Frilly and cute

What's your favourite Japonic language that isn't Japanese?

356 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7539 14:30

The only one I've heard is Okinawan, so I'll say that. Shiisa yaibin!

Do you think voyeurism completely unbeknownst to the one being watched is ethical?

357 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7539 15:31

This is often brought up in the argument against utilitarianism, and I feel it's important to take into account the feelings of the voyeur(s). While there is no direct suffering inflicted upon the voyeuree, the voyeur(s) after seeing how easy it is to spy are left with a sense of paranoia that they themselves are being watched so I don't think it's possible to phrase this situation to have zero suffering.

On the other hand often times this argument is specifically phrased as "producing zero suffering" in which case the premise has already (likely falsely but none the less) tautologically stated that it's ethical so of course it's ethical.

Ethics aside, if it was right there in front of you would you take a peek?

358 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7542 15:17

A quick one out of curiosity. Then I'd get embarrassed and look away.

What was your earliest memory?

359 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7542 15:27

Falling off a skateboard and skinning my knee.
Life hasn't improved much from there.

Can you read music?

360 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7542 16:27

I'm supposed to be able to by now, but I just know C and G then look at the intervals from those to figure out which key is what. I think my teacher might be catching on to me.

When was the last time you took a nap outside?

361 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7544 16:30

Not in living memory. I can't remember the last time I had a nap at all, for that matter.

What is your favourite type of cloud?

362 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7544 17:50

>>361 really loud ones!

>>363 What is your favourite type of rain?

363 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7544 22:36

Really heavy rain. Of course, there's the problem of leaving the rain and feeling wet, but nothing beats the cleansing sensation of a downpour.

Do you like the Cyberpunk genre?

364 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7544 22:48

I like the Clonepa genre!

Do you like Clonepa?

365 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7545 14:54

Who doesn't?

In your own words, what is moé?

366 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7545 16:00

>>365 When a girl's cuteness makes you feel all melty, and you just want to keep her in your pocket safe and warm forever. (I guess maybe a boy could be moé too, but I haven't really thought about it). What you have to remember though, is that she's a person with thoughts and feelings and hopes and dreams and aspirations; be careful not to stifle her with your selfish love.

>>367 How long has it been since fortune shone her brightest on you?

367 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7546 14:40

Well I recently got bumped up to business class for a 16-hour flight. Didn't get so lucky on the way home though.

Pro-life or pro-choice?

368 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7546 15:57

Anti-life, babies are terrible little shits that grow up to become terrible big shits.

Whats your favorite flavor of jam?

369 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7546 16:39

Anything, except country and rap.

What is the earliest book you remember reading?

370 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7546 17:56

Northern Lights (also known as The Golden Compass, if you happen to be wrong American). I'm quite certain I read other books before it, but for the life of me I can't remember them. I remember thinking it was really good, and reading both the sequels afterwards in quick succession. I saw the film when it came out, and was very annoyed that they missed out the dramatic twist at the end, which was one of the best parts of the book. Pah!

What was the first visual novel you ever read?

371 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7546 18:44

>>370 X-Change, it made me gay.

>>372 Do you believe people are born gay, or become gay?

372 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7546 23:04

>>371 Born, just another kind of preference. Now at what time do you discover or accept it, that's another thing. Gay people are something you never see as a kid and when you do discover it the consensus by society is that they're disgusting, so you're kinda conditioned against it since young. That makes it hard for some people to accept they're gay until later on, and try "compensating" for it meanwhile.

>>373 Would you rather die in a fire or drowning?

373 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7547 00:19

Far and away drowning. The sensation of being burnt is one of the worst ones and the thought of having it all over is horrific. Drowning, on the other hand, is supposedly fairly peaceful once you pass the initial panic.

Did you ever try smoking?

374 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7547 00:33

Cigarettes, no. I smoked the ganja a couple times. Not a big fan. Won't be doing it again.

Do you hate sweating?

375 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7547 02:11

>>374 Yes, worst of all is I have specially sweaty armpits for some reason. It just takes a bit of intense activity in the summer to make me smell like crap for the rest of the day.

>>376 What's your weight and how do you feel about it?

376 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7547 03:25

Around 130 pounds. I am a little skinnier than I would like but it's hard to build muscle as a vegetarian.

What did you think of the last book you read?

377 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7547 03:46

It was really good! I read the graveyard book, and had recently read the jungle book so I got to compare all the stories in them and enjoy the unique take.

What manga are you following currently?

378 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7547 08:30

Nothing at the moment, but I very recently finished reading Route 225 by Takako Shimura.

What sort of birthday present should I get for my mother? She recently turned 50, so I thought I'd put in a little effort for this one, at least.

379 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7547 18:15

Make her a dildo molded after your dick, like in this comic:

Which was better, Sexy Losers or Ghastly's Ghastly Comic?

380 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7564 14:22

Gunshow is better than either of those.

What, in your opinion, is the most useless field of modern science?

381 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7564 15:16

>>380 Mathematics, it's just numbers and they don't even exist!

>>382 Have you ever met a "celebrity"?

382 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7564 17:10

I sat next to a guy on an airplane once who ran a small record label. He was a professional jazz drummer and apparently a big deal in the scene where he lived. His name was Stix Hooper. I remember that he was really chill and also that he kept ordering screwdrivers. According to Wikipedia:

"Among the numerous acknowledgements and accolades Stix has garnered are 12 Grammy nominations, No. 1 awards from various music media, named one of the top drummers/musicians by Downbeat, Playboy Magazine and other publications, received an invitation to the White House, keys to major US cities and several international honors."

If someone gave you $2055 to spend on yourself with the requirement that you make exactly two purchases you would not normally make, what would be your second purchase?

383 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7564 17:26

A computer worth $2000. First purchase was a pack of vitamins, I don't buy that shit ever. As for the computer, how often you spend $2000 on a single computer? It's so abnormal, my credit card company would probably phone me about the unusual purchase, if my credit limit was that big in the first place, anyway.

Do you have a credit card? How many boxes of pop tarts would you be able to buy before maxing it? If you don't then you can calculate the number of boxes based on an approximation of how much money your parents have spent on you since you were 10.

384 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7565 01:49

>>383 I use a debit card only. I have seen bad things happen to friends who take on big debts.

>>385 Do you have less debt than your friends?

385 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7565 03:53

I have 0 monetary debt and 0 friends. However, I do have family members who are in monetary debt to me. So if they count as friends, then yes.

what's the best flavor of pop tart?

386 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7565 04:33

>>385 I've found myself preferring the store brand version of frosted brown sugar cinnamon to the PopTart version of same.

>>387 Have you backed up your computer recently?

387 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7565 05:59

i have everything in raid 1 so i don't feel it's pressing, but i haven't. i totally haven't backed up my laptop in ages.

compute the remainder when 5^55555 is divided by 7 (and the quotient too, if you wish). If you feel like it, also compute the remainder when 5^(5^(5^(5^5))) is divided by seven.

388 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7565 06:28

That ain't a question, foo

What's your favorite fat character?

389 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7565 09:26

Be careful, RAID is not a backup solution! If you're still not convinced, read this on why you should backup:

The main character from "Even Hitler Had a Girlfriend."

If you could only eat one particular meal for lunch every day for the rest of your life, what would you choose?

390 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7565 20:32

I already eat the same thing for lunch more or less every day: two raisin and cinnamon bagels with pâté and sliced cucumber, followed by an apple. A good mixture of things.

How much chocolate do you generally eat, and what sort?

391 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7566 21:35

not much, because vegan chocolate is expensive (but at least it usually tastes good). i prefer moderately dark chocolate.

what did you last eat for lunch?

392 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7566 22:36

Three cream cheese and Hungarian sausage sandwiches. Made for me by my mother.

When is your bedtime?

393 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7567 14:49

My bedtime is whenever I feel like it, though I try to get to bed by midnight.

5 and 5?

Pineapple on pizza: yes/no/who cares?

394 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7567 15:35

>>393 I'd never deliberately buy it but I've tried it when offered and it's not bad at all.

>>395 What's the sparkliest thing you can see from your current position?

395 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7567 16:56

>>394 The sparkly plastic headphones someone next to me is wearing. Incidentally, they're dr. dre's beats.

>>396 What kind of headphones do you use?

396 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7567 17:52

They say "Sennheiser" on the top; that's all I know. They were a gift from my brother and have served me well for many years.

Why is closed?

397 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7567 17:53

Beyerdynamic DT 880 (600 Ohm)

Do you have or are you planning to buy PS4 or XBone? Why?

398 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7568 00:54

It's a dead-end with no possibility for innovation under the current system

AM/PM display or 24-hour display?

399 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7568 08:09

24-hour, definitely. It eliminates ambiguity and makes calculating time usage and distance across noon more intuitive.

How should I cure or at least temper my Internet addiction without going off the Internet completely? I use it for valid things, but I also waste too much time on unnecessary stuff like combing eBay for things way out of my current budget. I also have a bad habit of refreshing forums compulsively when waiting for replies.

400 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7568 18:08

This may be rather dubious advice, but personally I would recommend that you make an effort to change how you procrastinate. In particular, favour things that have a clear ending; you can browse eBay or forums indefinitely, whereas once what you're doing comes to a conclusion you're forced to do something else. Try small browser games like jigsaws or Tetris, or whatever floats your boat. These have the added bonus of a satisfying sense of accomplishment/progression as you get better at them.

Very approximately, what's your current financial situation?
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