ITT we solve the question above us [Part 6] (866)

2 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7250 12:09

>>1 Scottish folds are cute.

>>3 Chemistry, physics or biology?

3 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7250 12:18

Personally, physics because I hate all the sheer memorisation that goes into the other two. Biology is arguably the most applicable to humans as a race, however.

What's your alcoholic drink of choice?

4 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7250 16:07

>>3 Whisky, from a bottle if at a party but with ice in a glass if I'm out (often the glasses are fresh out of the washer and it's kinda gross drinking from a warm glass). I'm no connoisseur, I just like the taste.

>>5 What do you normally wear on your feet?

5 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7250 17:15

Deliberately odd socks. I just bought a bunch of socks with the days of the week on, so that's going to be fun. I do it to amuse only myself; lucky really, since it only evokes confusion in others.

>>6 It's pretty hot right now. Do you enjoy the heat?

6 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7250 21:22

I am extremely sunburnt because of a charity walk I did earlier today. So no.

How many siblings do you have?

7 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7250 23:19

Two. One older half brother and one older half sister.

Have you ever used a mimikaki? If not, would you?

8 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7251 00:50

>>7 I had to google the name but I knew what it was when I saw it, but the first hit on google is so no I wouldn't try it, I'll stick to good old sucked-on cotton buds. But I learned something new from this...

>>9 Did you know they have a different kind of earwax in Japan?

9 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7251 11:15

I do now! Also, you shouldn't use cotton buds either. Sticking things in your ear is dangerous. You can't grow back your hearing! If earwax is really bothering you a drop of olive oil should clear it up.

What game should I get into to procrastinate and escape from my problems? The new Animal Crossing game seems perfect for this but I don't have a 3DS. Either that or something like minecraft but I'm sick of minecraft by now.

10 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7251 16:03

>>9 Have you got a PS3? Get Tekken Revolution for free, it's lots of fun.

>>11 What are the current contents of your purse/wallet?

11 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7251 16:40

Bank card, National Insurance card, Subcard, a loyalty card for a pizza stall that has been closed for about three years, and ’3.26 in change.

If you could relive one day of your life, which would it be?

12 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7251 23:27

The day I got to ride with John Madden in chopper 7.

What's the best bank one can use in America?

13 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7252 04:51

Your nearest friendly credit union. Fuck banks.

Should I haul my laptop to the library tomorrow or just work at home?

14 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7252 05:11

Definitely go to the library. That way you will be much less likely to procrastinate (as I know I would in your situation).

What is your fondest memory?

15 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7252 05:15

Hanging out with a cutie

Do you like country music?

16 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7252 07:51

>>15 I love country music, whenever people say "I like all music except country and rap" I just think they haven't heard the right country or rap. Every genre has its diamonds.

>>17 what was the last paid work you did?

17 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7252 08:35

Fixed some strange file sharing issue on a windows server box. Three people had already gone there, failed and got paid for just showing up. I don't even use windows.

Do you let spiders live in your house?

18 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7252 09:00

Yeah. I'm too much of a coward to do anything about it.

I'm trying to gain weight. What are some high calorie foods that I can eat a lot of? I get full very fast.

19 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7252 10:51

Rule of thumb is to eat foods with high fat count. Start with drinking milk or cream that have high fat percentage. Then go to Wendy's and order a baconator and a bacon and cheese potato.
Never in my life I felt so close to having a heart attack, when I ate those.

You should also cut down on physical activity. Change your plans, reschedule or abandon tasks that require you to go outside or do a lot of moving. Watch porn and silly movies to keep yourself busy without exercising too much of mental activity.

I have two options, to revise entire high school (which was years ago) math and computer science in less than three days or procrastinate until September and then take the exams. Which one do you think is the best?

20 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7252 14:34

The former, just review the important points you remember and don't waste time trying to learn stuff you completely forgot. Worst case scenario you fail and can try again in September, right?

Thank you for the suggestion! Unfortunately I don't have a PS3.

What game should I get into to procrastinate for PC or DS?

21 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7252 14:46

Someone posted about this on /games/ a while ago, but Cube 2: Sauerbraten is a pretty fun game. You don't need a top-of-the-range PC to play, it's fast-paced, and best of all: free.

How long have you been on DQN?

22 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7252 15:06

I spent a while typing this, but someone got there before me. I guess you're going to have this question answered for you three times.

If you're looking for something that's like Minecraft but not Minecraft, you could try Terraria. If you fancy a cathartic shooting spree, try Black Mesa (it's free!). I've heard generally good things about Path of Exile as well. Irisu Syndrome, which I mentioned in the previous thread, is rather nice and relaxing but probably not to everyone's taste. Alternatively, you could always read a visual novel.

Slightly over two years, I think. I lurked for at least a few weeks/months before I started posting, though.

What is your favourite and least favourite type of arthropod?

23 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7252 22:53

>>22 trilobites, purely because i can never see one without the use of a powerful time machine

what was the coolest pet you ever owned, and what made it so cool?

24 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7253 01:42

Thank you for reminding me of the awesome dream I had last night, in which I owned several cool pets and was very proud of them. I had two flying cats, a black dog, a giant chameleon and a rooster. I think I liked the giant chameleon best - he was a very cuddly guy.

Was there ever a time you were forced to be nice to someone when you absolutely did not want to? What happened?

25 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7253 16:59

No, but the reverse has happened to me. As a kid, my mom would try to get me to be social with others. Whoever was on a "play date" with me would have to be polite as possible, but I was just too hard to get along with. So the worst that happened was a day of uncomfortable silence, then they never had to do it again.

How can a male make himself look cute like Tomoko from Watamote? Just on weekends, though. I don't want to do hormone therapy or anything like that.

26 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7253 23:12

no man, or woman will ever be as cute as tomoko. though you can always do what tomoko did and search for tips on the internet, and hope for better results.

how do i resurrect the cambrian period

27 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7256 05:04

Get as many isopoda as you can and use them to overthrow all world governments. Ruin civilization and breed the isopoda until they are all that is left on the otherwise barren earth.

How can I create a newsserver with my own computer?

28 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7272 16:31

You're probably better off asking Google, I'm afraid.

What project, if any, are you currently working on?

29 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7272 17:09

Fixing /dqn/, it's not going well.

What element has the most sentimental value?

30 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7272 21:47

For myself? Either bismuth, because I gave my brother a bismuth crystal as a gift when I was younger, or silver, because I have a silver ring that reminds me of someone dear to me.

Do you have any posters in your room? If so, what are they of?

31 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7273 00:48

Three world maps:

  • a political one, Peters projection (ca. 1995, it's getting out of date now but I like that)
  • a satellite one, Eckert IV projection (I think)
  • a political one from the height of the British empire, showing colonies and dependencies around the globe in red. It's a picture of a hand-drawn map, so it's no particular kind of projection I guess

I also have a tree of life poster, showing stages of evolution of various species.

Which direction does the water spin when you flush your toilet? If it doesn't go in any particular direction, please give more detail.

32 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7273 10:57

Good thing I was just about to go. The water doesn't spin at all; first, as you flush, there is a strong downward current. After water stops pouring in, the surface simply lowers without any kind of visible rotation.

If I were to sacrifice an animal to Buer, which species would most please Him (while being relatively easy to obtain)?

33 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7273 23:00

Humans. They're fairly common, and thus easy to obtain. Plus, it helps solve overpopulation

What sites, other than here, do you most frequently visit?

34 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7273 23:14

The Unholy Citadel, dynasty-scans.

Where can I find more Touhou crossdressing cosplay porn?

35 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7274 00:05

Try Google Image Search. Then Bing, then DuckDuckGo, etc.

If you had to choose between eggs with ketchup and tomatoes with mayonnaise, what would you prefer to eat?

36 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7274 01:45

I've had scrambled eggs with ketchup before, it's decent.
Tomatoes with mayonnaise sounds barftastic.

You have been locked in a chamber and can have one video game: Hydlide or Deadly Towers. Which will you pick?

37 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7274 01:49


Where da hood at?

39 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7274 04:05

Definitely not

Why don't you take photos of ducks?

40 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7274 04:41

I haven't seen any lately.

Do you prefer the yellowish tint of incandescent light, or the blue hues of a fluorescent bulb?

41 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7274 05:05

Blue all the way it's calmer and easier on the eyes. Woo woo.

Do you let your ice cream melt a bit then eat it to get the most of the creaminess?

42 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7274 15:42

No, that's disgusting.

43 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7274 15:44

Sorry, I forgot my question. I really am an idiot/


What do you collect?

44 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7274 16:34

Cute pictures of Touhou characters.

If you happened to find yourself in a small mountain town in Italy for a few days, what would you do?

45 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7278 10:49


Explore every nook and cranny of the town, make friends with the locals (even though I don't speak Italian). I was in a small mountain town in Italy once and it was raining. It was really nice and I want to go back...


What is your favorite soda?

46 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7278 13:01

>>45 Irn-Bru, from a big glass bottle

>>47 Have you tried Irn-Bru? How would you describe the taste?

47 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7278 23:22

Alas, in all my years I have never tried Irn-Bru, so I have no idea what it tastes like. According to Wikipedia, "The beverage is advertised as having a slight citrus flavour", but there's no citation so I can't possibly believe that at face value. I tried going direct to the Irn-Bru website, but all I could find was this rather unhelpful description. Perhaps I might never know what it tastes like.

Once, not so long ago, I had the pleasure of trying cherry blossom flavoured tea. It was very nice indeed. What is the most unusual beverage you can remember having?

48 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7278 23:31

>>47 Well, I once drank dog's blood, I guess that's pretty unusual

>>49 Why don't they have any badminton courts in the jungle?

49 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7279 11:28

Because nobody wants to play sports with so many cheetahs about*!

* Cheetahs do not live in jungles. Ocelots live in jungles and they look sort of like small cheetahs, but unfortunately the joke doesn't work with the word "ocelots".

Have you ever heard of or watched Kokoro Toshokan? Would you watch it?

50 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7279 12:25

>>49 It looks like my kind of thing, I'll start watching it today probably! The answer to >>48 was "because there isn't the demand".

>>51 How often do you play erotic flash games?

51 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7279 13:09


Every week or so.


What was your favorite website in middle school?

52 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7279 16:41

>>51 In my early years at the academy I remember going on NanaOn-Sha's website a lot, just because it had a flash intro which played the bit from the start of Um Jammer Lammy, then later when I started playing guitar I spent most of my classes getting guitar tabs from And I still got straight As because my teachers loved me.

>>53 From where you're sitting can you see anything made of wicker?

53 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7279 20:08

Yes; a small square basket full of magazines. This isn't my apartment though.

Supposing you are going to be told a particularly catastrophic piece of news, and you can choose the location where you are told, what sort of place would you choose? (If your answer is that it doesn't matter then let someone else respond).

54 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7280 05:48

I would prefer to be at my own house when I'm notified. When I'm not feeling well my immediate reaction is to go home and hide, so it would make sense to forgo the miserable return.

What was the last lie you told? Was it worth it?

55 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7281 11:31

Having thought about it for some time, I realised that I barely tell any lies at all. This is the last lie I can remember telling, but even this was several months ago.

An acquaintance who was living with us accidentally found a skirt and a pair of thigh high socks in my washing. I lied and said they were probably my sisters and had gotten mixed up in my washing somehow. I don't think she was particularly convinced, but at least it allowed us both to tactfully avoid the topic.

What is your favourite eight letter girl's name?

56 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7281 12:30

I have some pretty definite favorite names, but none of them are 8 letters long. Meredith was the first one that came to mind, and I like it quite a lot.

How do you sort your book/record shelf?

57 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7281 13:25

Top shelf: Comic strips and manga (Mainly Calvin & Hobbes and only Sgt. Frog)
Second shelf: art & design
3rd: literature
4th: non-finction and strategy guides
Bottom: Japanese & misc. (covered by boxes)

all stacked symmetrically, smallest books in the middle and tallest at the ends

I put my records in order of favourites, so my cooler ones go further to the front and everyone in my room can see the coolest one. They're in boxes just now though.

>>58 Do you still have any CDs?

58 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7281 14:31

I have a ton of music CDs, but they're all at my mother's house. I also have some random drivers CDs that I will never need because of the internet but keep around "just in case." Also I burn music mixes for the car sometimes.

What's your favorite kind of porn?

59 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7281 16:25

Happy, relatively vanilla loli eromanga.

Why do you think all the bees are dying?

60 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7281 20:33

cuz they bitches

How do you like your steak cooked?

61 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7281 23:43

I used to say medium rare because I thought it looked cool, but I realised that I actually like the taste of medium well-done better.

How many times have you been in love, and with whom?

62 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7288 19:29

I suffered a few fleeting infatuations when I was much, much younger, but the only person I have ever been in love with is of course my beloved waifu. She and I celebrated our second anniversary two days ago.

How do you personally deal with stress or frustration?

63 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7288 20:10

A combination of ranting on the internet to a few of my understanding friends and listening to really loud music.

What was the last item you purchased online?

64 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7288 20:18

The game Rogue Legacy from Steam. As a masochist, I like my games fiendishly difficult and this fits the bill well. It has a good style of randomisation, making it a game of both skill and luck. The boss fights are rather nicely done as well.

What was the last item you purchased in real life?

65 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7288 21:11

The latest, hopefully not last, item(s) I purchased were a carton of milk, some watermelon, bread and probably something else I can't remember right now.

What's your honest opinion on Toto's 'Africa'?

66 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7289 00:16

>>65 It's a good song, I like it. "Hold The Line" is good too but that's all I know by them, but they're not the kind of band I'd download discographies of.

>>67 Have you ever held a snake?

67 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7289 00:20

>>66 Yes, I have held a few snakes. Only non-venomous snakes. I don't want to hold a venomous snake.

>>68 Ever play any of the video games that were hated by the AVGN?

68 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7289 00:24

>>67 I've tried a couple, mostly after seeing him diss them, but perhaps more notably I rented the Godzilla NES game and the Bugs Bunnys (both Crazy Castle and the other one) when I was a kid. I didn't "get" the Godzilla one, but the not-Crazy Castle Bugs Bunny one wasn't that bad as I recall.

>>69 Did you snicker at your number?

69 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7289 00:26

WOOO 69!

How would you like to kick off your new year? (2014)

70 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7289 09:33

By skydiving! Alternatively, watching the sunrise from the top of a mountain. I highly doubt either of these will happen though.

How do you feel about monospaced fonts?

71 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7289 11:36

>>70 I'm for 'em!

>>72 Have you ever been to a real-life auction?

72 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7289 20:32

>>71 I won recorder lessons at a silent auction! I wish I had known about Tsukasa at the time so I could have had more motivation to keep practicing.

>>73 Do you play any instruments that most people think are lame?

73 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7290 23:23

>>72 hmmm I bet a lot of people think my collection of children's toy keyboards is pretty lame... and lots of people hate the bagpipes... stylophone? Penny whistle? Recorder? I play lots of instruments but I don't know which ones would be considered lame. I know I don't think the ones I mentioned are!

>>74 What's the craziest twist of fate that's happened in your life?

74 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7292 13:41

It's not really a twist of fate, but still:

Right now my sister has some kind of boyfriend. I know that those two aren't up for some "mature" stuff but I'm still very bothered by it. Now you may ask yourself: How old are those two? My sister is 12 and he is 17. I know that she won't stop meeting him but I'll talk to her, as this is something I cannot and something I don't want to accept. Yet I don't know what to tell her. In the end she didn't do anything "wrong" in the sense of kissing etc. I'll just go with telling her that she has to be cautios. Better safe than sorry.

75 Name: >>74 : 1993-09-7292 13:43

Oh, shit. I forgot the question

>>76 How did image and textboards change your internet life?

76 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7292 22:37

I'm a lot less productive. But knowing all the in-jokes of sites like these makes me feel warm and fuzzy inside.

Are you currently employed? If so, what is your occupation?

77 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7293 00:34

No, I'm not employed for about a year. I used to make websites for the Internet. Ironically, none of them went live for various reasons (mostly financial, but never because of the quality!)

I feel both relaxed and pitiful because of my unemployment.

What's a fun stuff I could do on my compy besides pointless browsing, gaming and watching movies?

78 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7293 00:47

>>77 Do something creative, like make some music or a comic or something. Or maybe pick up some tips from these guys

>>79 When you click that link, does it start at 4.33 for you or is that a cookie or something on my end that knows which point I closed the window at?

79 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7293 01:10

Thanks for this. No, it has to end with ?t=4m33s to work like that on our side. I think this happens on HTML5 videos. I was annoyed because of it a few times.

What did you learn today?

80 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7294 10:05

I learned self-actualization takes many venues and also I actually like minimal techno when I'm in the right mood.

What are you avoiding?

81 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7295 03:28

>>80 Getting a real job

>>82 How long have you been awake for?

82 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7295 21:21

Less than twelve hours, and I'm already off to bed again.

Who was the most eccentric person you've ever met, and what made them so eccentric?

83 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7296 02:47

A classmate who was a drug abuser and also had some mental issue that he was on meds for but didn't always take (I think he was schizo, but can't swear on it.) He used to tell me some quite interesting things of dubious veracity, like the time he had a catheter jammed up his dick by a sexy nurse, or the time he told a voice controlled computer to "jerk me" and was given the response "Not authorized to do that." I also have a fond memory of the time he brought Ravage DCX (an obscure rail shooter) into school and we played it, much to the teachers' disapproval.

Do you have a video game that you remember fondly more for the situation you played it in than for the game itself? Which one and why?

84 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7296 03:35

Yes, in fact there are too many to choose from...some of them nostalgic, some of them romantic, but I'll choose the sexy one. I was playing the flash game shift (it might have been shift 2) when my girlfriend unexpectedly started giving me head under the table, uncharacteristically bold of her. The game itself was not that great but the blow job was amazing...

Have you ever done sexual things with somebody else while playing a video game?

85 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7299 23:42

No. I have, however, done things with somebody else while playing a sexual video game. I had a conversation with a parent via phonecall during a playthrough of Saya no Uta. It wasn't particularly interesting.

Do you have any facial hair?

86 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7300 00:30

Yep. I only shave if I'm leaving the house. All my friends are out of summer vacation while mine still has a month to go, so I haven't really been going out. Also I've been without a car for nearly two weeks.

Are you feeling scared?

87 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7301 21:20

Not particularly.

Should I be?

88 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7301 23:05

Indeed you should, Andrew.

Did I guess >>87's name correctly?

89 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7301 23:18

Yes! Now I'm very scared indeed.

What interesting cloud formations have you seen recently?

90 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7306 22:02

I saw an amazing cirrocumulus a few days ago. When I looked back about five or ten minutes later, though, it had vanished entirely!

If you had the chance to visit Antarctica at no cost and with minimal or no travel time, for as long as you like, would you do it?

91 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7306 22:19

>>90 Yeah totally **EDIT just before I hit post I noticed you said Antarctica and not America hmmm maybe, if I had comfortable accommodation I would go for a little while

>>92 What colour socks are you wearing?

I ask because I was just talking about my socks to someone else, but I just noticed my captcha is socking nice

92 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7306 23:03


Halberd or zweihander?

93 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7307 14:09

>>92 ummmmmm halberd. No, zweihander. No wait, halberd. Halberd.

>>94 A text-to-speech translator illustrated with a CG speaker speaking gibberish, a man sleeping in a van, or a FFXIII NPC with an Action Man head and some fairy lights?

94 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7307 17:21

I've just been watching a bunch of those "Microsoft Sam reads stupid signs" videos, so I'll go with a text-to-speech translator illustrated with a CG speaker speaking gibberish.

Did you ever try making custom levels/mods/romhacks/whatever for a video game?

95 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7307 17:59

In my youth I made an absolute fucktonne of custom maps for Roller Coaster Tycoon 2, Starcraft and Warcraft III. In each case I probably spent more time in the level editor than in the game itself. I've never tried creating mods, but only because I've never really had any good ideas for them.

Have you ever written poetry? If so, was it any good?

96 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7307 20:56

Yes I have.

>If so, was it any good?


How many times do you fap per day?

97 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7307 21:40

>>96 Once every few days or so. In fact, I was just about to. Wanna join me?

>>98 What's your unique talent?

98 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7307 22:36

>>97 I'd say I have more than enough useless talents but I think my ability to make fart noise with my ear impresses most.

>>99 Do you have a fancy smart phone or an old nokia brick or what? Make much calls?

99 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7307 23:02

I have a beautiful shiny LG Optimus G. Its colourful screen brightens up my nights!
I mostly use it for browsing "on the go", chatting, reading news and taking pictures. I don't call anyone and rarely receive calls because I'm such a shut-in. But I might install a BOINC client for WCG in hopes of quietly making the world a better place.

See, a stupid old brick would be completely useless for me, and I don't miss its battery life, because there is always an USB port nearby.

Speaking of not-so-smart phones, may I interest you in Nokia 515?

100 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7308 11:51

>>99 No thanks, my brick serves me well

>>101 Here mate got any sweeties?

101 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7308 17:38

No, but I've got a pain au chocolat and lots of walnuts.

I had a really good question to ask, but now I can't remember what it was. Isn't that dreadful?

102 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7308 23:05

>>101 Don't worry about it.

>>103 How do you personally deal with a noisy party next door?

103 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7309 09:40

>>102 Join in!

>>103 How do you personally deal with neighbors crashing your parties?

104 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7309 13:58

By not hosting parties in the first place.

What's your favorite Urban Dictionary entry?

105 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7309 15:46


>>106 From where in my fridge is coming that horrible stench?

106 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7309 17:10

Who's to say that it's coming from your fridge at all?

What is your fondest memory from when you were less than ten years old?

107 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7310 02:41

Hmmm, offhand, probably pissing my older brother off because I beat Super Mario Bros. 3 before he did (for a certain definition of "beat"... I defeated Bowser but I did warp whistle past a lot of the really tough levels.)

So were you on Team Mario or Team Sonic back in the Nintendo-Sega console war days? (Leave it to someone else if this was before your time.)

108 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7310 04:58

Team Mario, I played a bit of Sonic and enjoyed it but it was never something I obsessed about. Mario 3 was tits.

Did you ever draw your own levels for games when you were a kid?

109 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7310 08:59

>>108 I totally did, for Sonic and Crash Bandicoot and racing games and lots of stuff, I made up powerups and objects and stuff too. I went on to do concept art and level design at university!

>>110 Do you have any dreams you regret not chasing? There's still time...

110 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7310 15:08

Yes: my dream of being a composer for a living. I know there's still time, but I need to get a real job to pay the bills first.

What are your top 5 favorite DQN in-jokes? (Or less than 5 if you don't know that many.)

111 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7310 16:53

1: Clonepa
2: Mittens and mitten related topics.
3: Recurring themes in the DQN Short Novel (e.g. the universe exploding)
4: There's only six of us, and we're all called Andrew
5: Eternal September

And good on you for calling them in-jokes, rather than what most people on the wider internet would call them.

What is your opinion on the game Dwarf Fortress?

112 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7310 16:57

I like the concept, but needs some mouse controls.

Do you have any strategy guides for games?

113 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7310 17:30

>>112 I used to have a Final Fantasy 7 guide book and I think I had one For Mario All Stars.

>>114 Ever play any Shining Force games?

114 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7313 14:43

I haven't, but they look interesting. I might get the iOS remake sometime.

Do you have a favourite thread on /dqn/? If so, what is it?

115 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7313 15:50

>>114 The CTRL+V thread is often interesting for curious little snips of things, I like the current thoughts thread for what you guys have to say, song threads, but maybe I like the DQN QUALITY YOUTUBE LINKS thread best

>>116 Would you ever use a sperm bank?

116 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7313 18:47

If by use you mean donate to then why not, not that I've ever really considered to.

How many of your great grand parents can you name off the top of your head?

117 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7314 12:38

Only the famous one; he has a type of apple named after him, you know!

Do you consider yourself to be a rational person? Why or why not?

118 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7314 14:11

At time of writing no, as I have not terminated or repeated in years yet I would have to believe that as of yet I am irrational.

Do you think it would be beneficial to create a chatbot with genetic programming on sageru's #jp? It seems easy enough.

119 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7314 23:07

>>118 If he or she is as cool as NetJester go for it

>>120 Do you like J-pop?

120 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7315 00:20

Yes, but not as much as I like enka.

How do you feel about death?

121 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7315 11:31

>>120 Well, growing up I had problems with depression and looked forward to, sometimes even wishing for, a quick death. I never made a serious attempt on my life but I stopped checking both ways before crossing the road, cut myself for pleasure, put bags on my head, took on harmful habits and things. I never planned on living very long so I did my best not to waste time making plans for the future. But, things got much better, and without much effort I just fell into a happy comfortable existence - a nice place to live, much less to worry about, and someone who makes me very happy. So I now I kinda regret not thinking of the future, but how could I have known this would happen? It took a recent psychedelic experience to really see myself though, I thought I died and was in hell, and I felt so sad and wish I had never worried my loved ones so much that I might have killed myself and stuff. Now I want to live a good life and make the most of the time I have, but I'm not scared of dying.

>>122 What is the best kind of nut?

122 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7315 15:55


What's the source of this sound effect?

If you can't find it (I've been looking for it for hours) then what do you think about this sound?

123 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7315 16:01

Hopping: Sproings / Pixie & Dixie by Hanna-Barbera Cartoon Sound Fx.
Found it with the help of MusicBrainz.
Also, I'm >>122, but who cares? I'm looking for a particular youtube video/song that uses this sfx but I don't know how to go about finding it. Woe...

Have you ever tried a diet?

124 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7316 01:18

No not really.

Would you consider calling hot dogs "tube steaks"?

125 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7316 01:20

I'm pretty sure "tube steak" generally means a penis, so no.

Is there a "shitty" video game that you actually like a lot?

126 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7316 12:09

>>125 I still regularly play pre-2001 football games, like FIFA 96-2001, the old Adidas Power Soccers and Actua Soccers and stuff. Three Lions is still one of my favourite games, same with European Club Soccer, an old MegaDrive game. Maybe it's partly nostalgia but I found that each football game has its own exploitable things, places you can shoot from and always score or funny little tricks and stuff, that make them more fun. I used to write up fixture lists on paper, and play home and away games against every other team in the game as my favourite team, and write down the scores. I did this with FIFA 98, 99, Three Lions, European Club Soccer, Adidas Power Soccer International '97. Go Rangers!

>>127 What was your first games console?

127 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7316 16:01

I'm at the younger end of the DQN age spectrum, my first console was the Sony Playstation (although technically it was my father's). The first console I owned was the Nintendo Gamecube.

How are you?

128 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7317 19:32

I'm okay, thanks for asking.

What is your opinion on "moeblob" or "cute girls doing cute things" anime?

129 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7317 19:41

>>128 I like it, at one point it was the only anime I liked, because I assumed besides that it was just Bleach or Naruto or things like that, but my tastes have expanded since then. I like it so much I found a real life moeblob girl and proposed to her.

>>130 Do you want to get married?

130 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7319 12:36

Yes, but unfortunately one cannot be legally married to a fictional character. Perhaps I should start a petition or some such.

What does the back of your hand look like?

131 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7319 16:44

Pale, hairy and a little bit dry and scaly in places.

Ever try composing music?

132 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7319 17:21

>>131 Yes, with my first band I used to write out the music I came up with and show my band, but I much prefer jamming with people and seeing what happens, recording everything and working further with good bits. I have released 33 albums and EPs and such, with a bunch more stuff I made with old bands that I loved, but never got recorded, so they just disappear into the ether.

>>133 Do you ever think of all the bands and singers there's ever been, all the songs they've written and played but never recorded, which are now gone never to be heard again?

133 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7319 18:08


Sometimes. Also of the fact that no matter how long I live, I'll never find all the music that I would've loved if I'd just heard it. I try not to think about it too much.


How does one go about asking for a favor? Especially if it's quite a big one?

134 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7320 01:48

If you have time to spare, do something nice for them a day or so in advance. Then think of something else you can do for them in return so you'll have leverage. Greet them with brief small talk but don't beat around the bush or pretend to be overly interested in their life. People can detect bullshit. Get straight to the point and say, "Hey, I have a big favor to ask you." And say what it is without sugar coating, although you can try to make it sound good.

If they seem hesitant, tell them they can think about it and answer later. If they answer no, offer to do something for them in return. If it's still no, accept graciously (unless somebody's life depends on it.)

What's the biggest favor you've ever asked somebody? How did it go?

135 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7349 10:32

I asked the two universities I'd applied to to take me in despite the fact I missed both offers. The first one declined, but to be fair I'd missed their offer by a substantial amount. The second was quite eager to have me and let me in anyway.

Should I grow a beard?

136 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7349 17:16

Yes, as long as you keep it reasonably neat and not just the "psychotic hobo" look. Beards are cool.

Do you prefer small dogs or big ones?

137 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7350 17:29

>>136 I prefer big dogs because I find so many small dogs with strange behaviors.

>>138 Ever do your own oil change?

138 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7350 18:15

>>137 I don't have a car, I've had 4 but I never passed my test. I liked to tinker on them so maybe I would be diligent in my servicing, who knows.

>>139 There are some people I am acquainted with though not necessarily friends with inviting people to a bar they are playing at, should I go by myself and risk hanging around like a spare part, or just stay in and play games?

139 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7352 16:38

Overall I'd advocate staying in and playing games, but if it has to compete with a potentially interesting night out then you should make an effort to play new and exciting games.

Roughly how many servings of fruit and vegetables do you get per day?

140 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7354 23:29

>>139 2, maybe.

>>141 do you keep money someplace that is a secret to everybody?

141 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7354 23:54

>>140 kind of, but not somewhere that would be hard to guess or anything.

>>142 do you think that FMV games will make a comeback, someday?

142 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7355 02:26

3-D films made a comeback, so why not? Maybe we'll even have 3-D FMV games, with Smell-O-Vision!

Is climate change real?

143 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7355 05:47

Climate's been changing for over four billion years. Nothin' new about that.

Is you is or is you ain't my baby?

144 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7355 19:44

I can assure you that I have long since passed my infancy.

Who the fuck names a cat "Fluffers", anyway?

145 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7356 00:04

A slightly better person than one who names him "Burger".

Have you ever paid for porn?

146 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7356 01:55

>>145 Hmmm no, but I once phoned a sex chat line when I was a teenager. It used up all my credit, because she (in the recorded message) spent the first five minutes talking about the office she worked in and stuff, unnecessary fluff before any mention of sexual things.

>>147 What is your favourite size of battery?

147 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7356 01:56

Download a bunch of freeware variable detectors and run them.

148 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7356 06:45

N. It's cute!

What the heck is >>147 talking about?

149 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7356 15:56

freeware variable detectors

What's the weather like where you are?

150 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7356 16:27

>>149 It was nicer this morning than it's been the past few days, but it is quite wet and dreary now. I think it's just stopped raining. The big trees outside my window, they glittered beautifully in the summer breeze, but they are kinda threadbare and sad-looking now.

>>151 What are you having for tea tonight?

151 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7356 16:45

Black Ceylon

Shall I warm it up?

152 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7359 23:30

I believe the conventional method is to drink it while it's still hot from being brewed. I suppose you can reheat it, but why not make another cup and drink it fresh?

How do you feel about peacocks?

153 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7360 02:10

The colors are pretty, the name gives me a mild case of Beavis & Butt-head syndrome (huhuhuh, he said pee cock...), I'm otherwise indifferent.

Do you enjoy SexualLobster's work?

154 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7360 18:49

Having just watched a couple of them, they're okay but not really my sort of thing (that is to say, not enough cute girls in frilly dresses).

What is your current desktop background?

155 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7360 19:08

>>154 it is as if someone knew my girl and drew an anime version of her. And now she is gone.

>>156 Have you ever had your heart broken?

156 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7362 03:50

Enough times that I'm through with all that crap.

How's your fern doing?

157 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7366 23:02

I do not have - nor have I ever had - a fern.

What song do you have stuck in your head at present?

158 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7366 23:08

Frog's theme from Chrono Trigger.

When was the last time you used a floppy disk?

159 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7368 13:50

>>158 I am guessing that it was in 2001 when I was dealing with a failing computer that was made in 1998.

>>160 Do you have any 1980s or early 1990s computers?

160 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7368 15:37

>>159 I have an Apple Macintosh in the shed along with a few different iMacs, the coloured back ones.

>>161 Who's your favourite grime MC?

161 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7370 18:28

Personally, I prefer clean Minecraft.

What is the most interesting game you've played in the last week?

162 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7370 21:57

Planescape: Torment. I'm only about ten hours in (and I've only explored about three areas) but I'm having a good time.

Have you ever played a tabletop role-playing game?

163 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7370 22:46

>>162 I always played as the football boot in my France World Cup '98 edition of Monopoly.

>>164 When was the last wedding you went to?

164 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7371 00:38

I think it was the one where I almost got beat up for throwing my cup of water at the guy who was smoking a cigar. A childhood's worth of beatings from my parents made me a fast runner and resourceful hider, so I managed to escape from an irate smoker in a suit only to face the wrath of mum & dad later on.

Did you ever get away clean from doing an "evil" deed?

165 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7371 01:01

that presumes that an absolute bad called "evil" exists, which is a common bias in modern society. I've certainly done disagreeable things, but I would not go so far as to call them "evil".

What is the best way to make congee in a rice cooker?

166 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7371 08:56


What's your favorite way to kill time?

167 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7371 11:40

>>166 internet art music masturbation, all mixed in a big jug

>>168 How do you feel about Australians?

168 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7371 13:17

They're upside-down, but other than that they're cool.

169 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7371 13:19

durrrrr I am dumb and forgot to finish that post

>>170 Do you have any friends who are moderately famous?

170 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7371 17:34

That would require me to have friends in the first place.

What's your current OS?

171 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7372 18:30

Windows 8. I'm not sure how I feel about it.

Have you ever tried your hand at origami? If so, what's the most exciting piece you've made?

172 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7372 18:33

Yes, a bird

What is your favourite season?

173 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7372 18:34

>>171 I made a crane because it was an assignment in Elementary school. After that, I never did anything with origami ever again.

>>173 Do you like Yoshinoya threads?

174 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7372 18:56

I guess autumn is pretty nice. All the fucking tourists are gone but it's not freezing and snowy yet.


What is/was your first reaction to Inhumanoids?

175 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7373 19:56

>>174 I don't even know what they are. I have never heard of Inhumanoids before. I don't think I even want to know.

>>176 Am I a bad person for not caring about what "inhumanoids" are?

176 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7373 22:41

>>175 I don't care about inhumanoids either.

>>177 Area you >>174? do you feel bad about what me and >>175 said?

177 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7373 23:37

Yes, and no, Inhumanoids isn't that special to me to get upset over and in retrospect I suppose it was silly to think anyone on DQN might look it up if they didn't already know it. It was just interesting, and something I had a childhood experience with (namely turning on the TV right as D. Compose was decomposing someone, and having the fuck scared out of me.) When I was reintroduced to it in adulthood (from James Rolfe mentioning it in a video IIRC) I thought it was fairly cool.

Which 80s cartoon would you rather watch?

178 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7374 03:54

I was technically alive during the 80s, but the 90s were so much better. I want to watch 90s cartoons.

What would you find if you dissected a Dugtrio?

179 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7376 00:53

>>178 In a pathetic attempt to document the ever-changing and thoroughly abstract concept of dissected pokémon, I've only solidified my sense of self-disappointment and discovered the rotting corpse of my insecurities.

>>180 How do you feel when you are talking to someone, and they say something politically incorrect about a certain group of people - unrelated to your own race/creed/sexuality/etc. but might be offensive if it was directed at someone from that group?

180 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7376 00:59

>>179 I read your question and then saw the captcha nige. Oh, the irony. But anyway, I feel a little uncomfortable when people use ethnic slurs. I suppose because I'm not very privileged that I see attacks on other less privileged groups as a threat. But "politically correct" language is almost as bad.

>>181 Is Nyquil abuse a good solution to all of my problems?

181 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7376 20:09

>>180 If your problem is that you are a teenager then yes.

>>182 Are there any cool IRC channels left?

182 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7376 20:21

>>181 I gave up looking for one 10 years ago.

>>183 If you could date a cosplayer, who would that person cosplay as?

183 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7376 20:56

>>182 What a thought. If she could pull it off well, I guess Horo - but then there are plenty of other choices I'd be happy with.

>>184 Do you still use/visit any ancient sites that had their heydays years ago and are still around somehow? (you know, aside from this one.)

184 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7376 23:22

When I first read the question I thought I'd have lots of answers, but actually the only one I can think of is Hyperbole and a Half which is now only updating once every few months. The quality hasn't decreased at all in my opinion (quite the opposite) but the lack of quantity is a great shame.

When the current DQN Short Novel thread ends, should we create a part four?

185 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7376 23:26

The idea is pretty played out at this point, IMO. But someone probably will anyway.

Viking Metal or Pirate Metal?

186 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7376 23:54

Well I can't say I know much about either, but in my younger years I did listen to a lot of folk/power metal. I really liked Turisas (which I'm guessing is Viking metal) but when Alestorm came around I very unashamedly loved the pirate sound and aesthetic, so I'm going to have to go for pirate metal.

Who are your favourite jazz artists?

187 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7447 18:14

I don't really have any, to be honest.

What are you having for dinner tonight?

188 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7447 23:10

>>187 I was working back shift so I took a supermarket-prepared tomato pasta salad, and mixed it with a tub of coronation chicken sandwich spread. A colleague brought in some home baking and I had one of her chocolate muffins too which was lovely but I ate too much.

>>189 When did you last feel your heart breaking?

189 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7448 00:43

When I made my girlfriend play The Stanley Parable and she didn't get it at all.

What's your vice?

190 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7448 15:30

At present, probably playing Dwarf Fortress. I can hardly get through the day without playing a little, and, if I'm not otherwise occupied, my thoughts tend to drift towards what I should do next in my current fortress.

What should I do next in my current fortress?

191 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7448 21:19

Just have fun. Celebrate Eternal Limestone with most of the dwarfs feasting and the rest "accidentally" digging into an aquifer and causing a flood.

How to start doing some new activity?

192 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7449 19:43

The most important part is to DO IT rather than just thinking about doing it. You probably won't be good at it at first, but everyone else goes through that too.

Do you like orcs?

193 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7449 22:35

My only real contact with orcs comes from playing Warcraft III, wherein they were okay, but not as much fun as the undead or night elves in my opinion. I did like the way a certain upgrade caused all their buildings to suddenly sprout massive spikes, though.

How can I convince a cute girl to start calling me onii-chan?

194 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7450 00:50

0. The easiest way is to make it your nickname. Most people are willing to comply with nicknames even if they don't know what they mean. Failing that,
1a. Find a cute girl that's Japanese and a little younger than you.
1b. Find somebody who's a Japanophile, it will make your job easier.
1c. Find a cute girl.
2. Become friends. How exactly you become friends is beyond the scope of my advice.
3a. Just ask her to call you onii-chan. It's fairly common in Japan, so she won't think it's weird. Done.
3b. Become closer friends before asking. It might be a bit awkward but she will understand.
3c. You will probably have to make her your girlfriend before she'll comply with such a request, unless you can pass it off as your nickname (see step 0.)
4. If all these fail, change your name to Oniichan.
5. If she still won't call you onii-chan, tie her to a chair and whip her until she does.

Why do you visit /dqn/?

195 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7451 11:40

"Visit" is probably the wrong word; I practically live here. It has a lovely atmosphere and lovely posters. It's truly a pleasure to be a part of.

What does the place you live in look like from the outside?

196 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7452 01:34

>>195 A cupboard with a nice door

>>197 Should I cut this lump open?

197 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7452 03:51

>>196 If it's on your body, no. Get a doctor to do it. If it's on someone else's body, go for it!

>>198 Should I move or stay put?

198 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7452 14:37

In general, you should move. Staying active keeps the mind and body fresh. If you're talking about a big permanent move though, make a pros and cons list, consult trusted friends and family, and research the place you're considering moving before making a choice.

Why does my wireless mouse click still work even though the cursor stopped responding?

199 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7452 17:10

>>198 Maybe the trackball inside is dirty and gummed up? Take it out and give it a rub.

>>200 How did you, as a four-year-old, fare amongst grown men in this scrabble for clothes?

200 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7453 14:04

Scrabble for clothes? Four year olds are too young to play Strip Scrabble.

(Yes, it does exist, by the way.)

What common game would you like to see a strip version of?

201 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7453 14:53

>>200 I know it as Peanuts

>>202 Which is the best Tony Hawk game?

202 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7454 22:07

I'm going to have to go with Tony Hawk's Pro Underwater Basket Weaving VIII.

What is your opinion on nuclear weapons?

203 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7456 16:15

>>202 They should all be launched at the same time.

>>204 What is the first picture you see, when you type "128 123" into google images?

204 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7456 16:40

Without quotes, it's a low resolution profile shot of a photocopier/printer against a white background. With quotes, it's a fairly simple looking blue (I think? I'm colourblind; could be purple) PCB. That reminds me, my brother's the first result if you google "general disapproval of the pope".

Do you believe there is any prejudice in modern society against asexual people?

205 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7456 16:45

>>204 I think so yes, the common person can't seem to comprehend if someone just isn't interested in sex. For example for like 30 years Morrissey always said he wasn't interested in sex, and then that's all he ever gets asked about in interviews.

>>206 Can you appreciate an artist's work even if you think they're a dick themselves?

206 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7456 19:40

I like Steve Albini and he's a giant duck

What would you consider to be your ideal mate?

207 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7458 00:16

>>206 Hayama Miyabi

>>208 Did you like Tetris 2 for the NES?

208 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7458 13:37

>>207 I had a NES but I never played that sorry.

>>209 Do you like Hello Kitty?

209 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7459 18:44

Despite the fact that I'm usually a great fan of anything cute and Japanese, I never really understood the fascination with Hello Kitty.

How do you feel about necromancy?

210 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7460 22:11

>>209 It seems like an extremely dangerous thing to do. What happens when millions of people are brought back to life simultaneously? Also, there are so many people who died that should stay dead. What prevents necromancers from raising such people?

>>211 Should people be required to have a permit before they can have a baby?

211 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7461 02:36

>>210 Yes, unless they're just having it for dinner.

>>212 Am I a horrible person?

212 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7461 13:59

That depends on whether or not your guests realize the meatballs you serve at dinner was, in fact, an unlucky newborn.

Should I pay the library the $70 in fines I owe them, or should I just never borrow any books again?

213 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7461 15:42

>>212 I'd run away, and make more of an effort with your next library.

>>214 Is there a higher inconceivable being above/around/in us?

214 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7461 22:06

>>213 I can't conceive of one.

>>215 Is your refrigerator running?

215 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7463 02:56

>>214 I certainly hope so.

>>216 Headphones or speakers?

216 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7463 06:57

speakers for dub, punk and drone
headphones for everything else

do you love pieton or pietoro?

217 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7480 20:14


D-Do you... love... me?

218 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7480 23:05

>>217 Hell no.

Can you believe this guy?

219 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7481 00:56

That's a rhetorical question, isn't it?

How do I get my piece of shit neighbour to stop being so fucking loud when I'm trying to sleep? Ideally without resorting to passive-aggressive bullshit or just being loud back.

220 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7481 01:10

>>219 fire

>>221 Would you like a glass of water? Drink some now it's never a bad idea to hydrate yourself

221 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7481 14:51

>>220 I just had some pineapple juice, but thank you for your consideration.

>>222 How does it feel being one-third satanic?

222 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7482 21:47

I wouldn't know.

How do you sleep at night?

223 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7482 21:54

Mostly I wait until I'm really tired, then lie down under the covers with my head on a couple of pillows, and then it happens by itself. Pretty easy, all things considered.

What the FUCK is with that hairstyle?

224 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7482 22:33

>>223 I know right, I did it myself again. Sometimes you gamble, and you lose.

>>225 Would wearing sunglasses maybe take attention away from my hairdon't?

225 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7482 22:33

Having too much hair is filthy and it's a pain in the ass. A buzzcut keeps things clean and orderly.

Have you ever played an MMORPG?

226 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7482 22:39

Does Monster Hunter count as an MMORPG?

Does it?

227 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7483 12:46

Is it MMO? Is it an RPG?

What question would you like someone to ask you, and what would your response be?

228 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7483 20:58

>>227 What was your question again?

>>229 What was your question again?

229 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7484 00:02

What question would you like someone to ask you, and what would your response be?

What question would you like someone to ask you, and what would your response be?

230 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7484 01:45

>>229 What was your question again?

>>231 Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

231 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7484 13:19

>>230 Yeah, I'm not a big fan of bananas.

>>232 Would you like a banana right now?

232 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7484 14:52

I had a banana for breakfast. Two bananas in one day is simply too much.

How do you feel about butterflies?

233 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7484 15:38

They are nice.

What other things beside bananas are nice?

234 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7484 15:55

>>233 Mittens.

>>235 What size shoe do you wear?

235 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7484 18:23

9.5 in UK shoe sizes, which according to the internet is 44 in European or 10.5 in American terms.

What other tabs do you currently have open?

236 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7484 20:03

Some YouTube tabs with Summoning songs, NewFapChan, F-list, and my e-mail.

Does Genesis do what Nintendon't?

237 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7485 03:33

In your Dreamcasts.

What's your name, date of birth, and government-issued personal identification number?

238 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7485 16:24

>>237 Ask the NSA. They know more about me than I do.

>>239 Do you know how to do calculus?

239 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7485 17:56

No. But I know trigonometry.
Do you know proper finger placement wen playing multiple strings on a guitar? I can play bass no problem.

240 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7485 18:58

Frankly I'm so inept at anything musical, I'd probably have trouble knowing which way up to hold a guitar.

I know you didn't ask me, but golly gosh I love calculus! Differentiation, integration, multivariable, vector, ODEs, PDEs, fluid dynamics, chaos, I love them all! My life would be so much more dull without calculus.

What skill/talent/esoteric area of knowledge are you particularly proud to possess?

241 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7485 20:06

None whatsoever. I like programming and I'm good at it, but I don't think I'm outstanding if I compare myself to some of my peers on the same field, and that depresses me a bit.

How do you cope with depression?

242 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7486 11:24

When I was clinically depressed, my therapist gave me pills and a book. The pills helped, the book didn't. I also taught myself cognitive behavioural therapy which helped me make a full recovery until I didn't need the pills anymore.

These days, when I'm undergoing lesser bouts of depression, I exercise, make music, cook, marathon watch TV or other things I enjoy that are distracting until I feel better.

Also, don't feel bad about the programming thing, I'm in the same boat.

How many sexual partners have you had?

243 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7486 12:59


Do you think textboards should substitute normal forums?

244 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7487 13:53

From my limited experience I don't think the kind of person who frequents regular forums would fit in in a text board.
I think they can substitute though, in that I would never dream of signing up for a regular forum account in order to talk about things. That would basically mean having a social identity and reputation on the Internet and that makes me uncomfortable. Same kind of reason I'm scared of IRC.
Sorry. I hate it when people think other people care about their personal bothers but feel this was a valid response

Do you think textboards are better or worse than normal forums? Are they even comparable?

245 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7487 14:30

Text boards are better, obviously, since they prioritize content over social status. Anonymity is one of the internet's greatest strengths, trying to put identity back into the internet is going backwards.

That said, the members of a community are much more important than the medium they use to communicate. Normal forums can be better than text boards if they have a small community that shares a specific interest.

Does the internet make you lonely?

246 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7487 23:16

Not really; I make myself lonely, and one of the ways I do this is by spending lots of time on the internet.

How can I become less of a bitter misanthropist?

247 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7487 23:50

>>246 I don't know buddy, once you've realised that humans in general are pretty shitty it's pretty hard to ignore. Maybe make music or art to put the bitterness into a physical expression, go out and meet people and you might meet someone who thinks the same that you could get along with. Does it affect your opinion to know that strangers like me care about you and want you to be happy?

>>248 Does it affect your opinion to know that strangers like me care about you and want you to be happy?

248 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7488 00:03

Not really, that just sounds insincere. It's not like you really know me or anything.

Have you ever watched Zardoz? What did you think of it if so?

249 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7492 00:09

I watched the trailer, and do not feel particularly compelled to watch the film itself.

What are you genuinely most afraid of?

250 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7493 15:19

My mother.

Why is journalism so bad these days?
Newspapers seem to publish almost anything.

251 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7493 21:07

Newspapers? That's so last century. If they suck nowadays it's probably because sensationalism is the only way they keep selling.

What's your favorite "old-fashioned" thing?

252 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7494 00:43

I'm a big fan of reading books. I mean the physical type, made of paper, and often written many decades ago. I'm still amazed at how most people never read more than they absolutely have to.

I also like enka, which, I've been told by a genuine nihonjin, only old people listen to.

How many pictures of yourself would you estimate there to be on the internet?

253 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7494 14:14

I'd say around twenty to twenty-five, most of them taken without my permission.

What's the worst way to die you can think of?

254 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7496 22:06

Failed autoerotic asphyxiation strikes me as simultaneously (fairly) slow, painful, inelegant, meaningless, pathetic and embarrassing. On the other hand, it is - apparently - sexually pleasurable.

If you were given a choice between differential equations and biochemistry, with no context whatsoever, which would you choose?

255 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7496 22:39

I'd choose differential equations. Despite its difficulty, math at that level is one of the most beautiful things I can think of. Biochemistry is certainly not without merit, though. If you're choosing classes for college, it really depends on your major, but I'd still choose diff eq personally (as my chosen major has little to do with biology and lots to do with math).

Who are some of your heroes, and why are they your heroes?

256 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7502 14:27

There's various people I admire for various reasons, but I can't think of many I'd describe as heroes. Well, perhaps one. Long story incoming.

My middle name is István, which is named after my grandfather who lived in Hungary when it was under Soviet occupation. Occasionally, what they'd do is simply close off a street at both ends, let all the women and children out, and send all the able-bodied men to Siberia to work in the coal mines. Not because the people had done anything wrong; just because they needed more labour and, of course, everyone should be grateful to support the motherland and so on. Anyway, that's what happened to poor István. He ended up working in the coal mines for four years, in absolutely appalling conditions. The workers were fed pea soup for every meal for months on end, and had to work in the mines (>30‹C) whereas above ground it was >-20‹C. The sudden change in temperature caused quite a number to die of hypothermia/pneumonia/goodness knows what. Most amazing, however, is the fact that at one point he was the only one in his work camp of ~40 people who didn't die of an outbreak of typhoid. He managed to learn enough Russian to be able to speak to and get along with the guards, and, after four years was released back to Hungary. There, he got married, had a few children, and then went and died before I was born. I never even met the guy.

He didn't do anything that amazing; he didn't change the world, or help anyone else particularly, but I respect him for being able to put up with such horrendous treatment and come out on top. I doubt I'd be able to deal with what he went through.

Do you have any particularly interesting relatives?

257 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7505 06:07

My grandfather.

When his kids' Catholic schools sent home warnings about the Satanic Drug-Fueled Rocking And / Or Rolling Music, his reaction was to open charge accounts for my father and aunt at three local music stores.

Upon hearing that an ex-squadmate of his in the Marines (WWII, Pacific Theater) was having trouble, after the war, getting a home loan, he dragged the guy into his bank and barged into the manager's office, demanding that the bank give the guy a loan, with my grandfather as cosigner. They did, despite having turned the guy down twice previously, because "Poor Credit Risk" was, back then and back there, code for "We Don't Lend Money to No Nigras".

Despite having served when/where he did, he harbored absolutely no ill will toward the Japanese. As opposed to, e.g., Robert Heinlein, whose racial attitudes could perhaps be summed up as "Hating Negroes is Stupid; Hate the Filthy Nips Instead!". When my father gave me a copy of "The Master of Go" for my 9th birthday, my grandfather remarked that one of his greatest regrets was that he "wasn't exactly in the mood to sightsee after the war".

["The Master of Go" is a thinly-fictionalized account of the famous game between Honinbō Shūsai and Kitani Minoru, and is a great book even if you do not know go, as I certainly did not when I was 9.]

He did a lot of work toward cleaning up politics in his state, at a time when it was an open secret that the Mafia ran things.

When a friend said that there was a local "go to the bar get drunk as hell pick fights that turn into feuds" idiot gunning for him, and asked my grandfather for advice, my grandfather said "hit him first and don't stop". Later, his friend told him "Thanks. It worked."

When I screwed up and quite severely offended him and my grandmother, he neither blew off my apology (as did my grandmother) nor rubbed it in and tried for years to make me feel like shit (as does my father).

He was the only person in the family unfazed by my daughter being black, my cousin marrying a Latina or my sister being gay.

He gave me my eye color and my sense of humor.

I miss him. A lot.

C̶a̶n̶ ̶y̶o̶u̶ ̶h̶a̶n̶d̶ ̶m̶e̶ ̶a̶ ̶t̶i̶s̶s̶u̶e̶?̶ How can I convince people that everday use of cryptography is no longer the realm of the tinfoil brigade, but rather a Damned Good Idea? This whole Snowden thing hasn't done it.

258 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7505 08:16

The last sentence of your answer made me tear up a bit...
Anyway, that's a pretty loaded question. It's pretty damn hard to convince people of anything they don't care about. People tend to react only when they can see how things directly affect them. Until there's a specific example or two about an average person with a lot of media coverage, people just won't care that much. The second barrier is that using everyday cryptography is daunting for the average user. If you have the means to make the technology to use cryptography easier to use or understand, do it!

Have you ever had an embarrassing e-mail/website history/search term found by somebody else? If not, what's the worst thing you can imagine somebody finding?

259 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7506 15:19

My secret stash of cheesy pizza.

How would you torture the person you most love?

260 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7506 23:06

By tickling her.

What is the longest time you have ever been unconscious for?

261 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7507 03:34

About 3 minutes, when I fell out of a playground as a kid. My little sister woke me up by slapping me repeatedly, and rather harder than she needed to. I still have a bump on my head.

What do you think animals talk about?

262 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7507 05:38

>>261 If the animals could talk, they'd be cursing my name, I'd be getting death threats if they could write

>>262 What's your favourite TV sitcom?

263 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7507 07:26

Three's Company

What's the cutest vegetable? Is it eggplant?

264 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7507 09:10

The cherry tomato.
Tastes pretty good too!

What is a man?

265 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7507 22:09

An adult Homo Sapiens with a penis and no plastic surgery on his bits.

Are you disappointed that I didn't quote some Castlevania thing?

266 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7508 00:53

Frankly my dear, I don't give a damn.

Would you consider joining the Cloud Appreciation Society?

267 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7508 04:55

Have you considered shutting the fuck up?


268 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7508 07:20

"Restoring" when I'm in one of my good moods, otherwise too lazy. I was very angry when I found out what it meant, but now I barely think about it. If you care to hear my two cents, scientific studies seem to go back and forth about some potential benefit or harm, so all things being equal it's needless surgery on an infant, which makes complications possible, so it's wrong.

There are many posts by depressed people discussing their depression to be found online. When I type one up, I realize it sounds the same as everything else I've read or just bitchier. Can you make a post about your own depression, real or otherwise, that will make me wildly sympathetic? I want to think that yours is a unique, beautiful depression that is nevertheless relatable.

269 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7508 18:55

>>268 No but I could let you hear a song that I think sums up day-to-day depression better than most songs about being depressed it's quite funny. I have made posts about being depressed on the internet before and someone called me "edgy" and it sapped me for weeks

>>270 What do you think of the song I posted?

270 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7509 12:52

I grew up in Northern England (albeit a nicer corner of it), so some of the images were all too familiar. I loved the line "Your optimism strikes me like junk mail addressed to the dead". On the other hand, I can't really identify with it very much, firstly because I've never been on medication for depression (actually, I've never been on medication at all apart from homeopathic remedies, but that's another story). Secondly, though I've been depressed a fair few times, it's generally been of a far more contemplative and introspective sort. Still, a decent song.

What is your opinion on this song (Track 01)?

271 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7509 18:16

>>270 Wow, I love it, I love it all, the artwork too! I don't have much denpa but I usually like it. Do you have the track names please?

>>271 If you could steal a smooch from anyone in Hollywood, who would it be?

272 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7509 21:03

But Hollywood is full of 3D people! Eww, who'd kiss one of those?

What is your opinion on Tetris?

273 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7509 21:22

Not bad, but rather overrated.

What source material would you mash up if you were making your own Youtube Poop?

274 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7510 13:53


How do I get over the crippling shame and guilt after letting my beloved butterfly die?

275 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7510 15:19

Fill your house with butterflies and promise yourself to take care of them all.

Is there anything interesting to listen to:

276 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7510 19:35

Yes! I found myself swimming through foreign radio stations and had a pretty great time. Particularly of interest was 4625kHz.

(Also, thanks for sharing, >>270-san, that's a very nice album.)

Have you listed to any music by Toromi? If so, what did you think?

277 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7511 03:27

Yes, I have! I like her a lot! Denpa is my favorite genre lately.

Who is your favorite idol group?? If you don't have one, why not?

278 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7511 04:14

On the rare occasion I actually like the music of an idol group, it's thanks to the production, not the actual singers. The only other thing idol groups have going for them is their looks and personality, but I find their personalities vapid. Although idols are sexy, I don't like how they exploit idealized standards of beauty for marketing. I'm more attracted to girls that are within my reach and not trying to sell me something.

That said, I like Perfume.

What's worrying you recently?

279 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7511 04:23

My academic future.

What do you think of cologne that smells like an old library?

280 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7511 05:04

My roommate has perfume that smells like an old library and it smells pretty good. The dominant fragrances are leather, paper and a subtle undertone of mildew.

What do you think of a perfume that smells like flowers and grass and moist dirt?

281 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7511 15:41

That's how I like to imagine my darling waifu smells. A little bit of trivia: the smell of rain on dry earth is called "petrichor".

Maid uniform or seifuku?

282 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7511 16:13

I'm into D/s and being waited on so definitely the maid uniform.

Are you doing the spanking, or getting spanked?

283 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7511 20:39

Someone who loves differential equations as much as I can't claim to be anything but a masochist. Getting spanked.

What is your opinion on genetic modification?

284 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7511 22:20

A bad thing, but not for the reasons most people think. (You know the harping people do about DRM in video games? Imagine a system like that, IN YOUR FOOD SUPPLY, and you begin to get the idea how sinister gene patents and GMOs can be)

Do you like Steam?

285 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7511 23:21


Only for chatting purposes.


Do you eat the tealeaves when you drink looseleaf tea? If you don't drink looseleaf, why not?

286 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7512 02:15

No, I leave the leaves behind but sometimes, especially pu-erh tea, I will chew on if I'm in the mood for it. But I don't eat it.

Why do you suppose they put mainly gorillas in front of vacuum repair shops?

287 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7512 06:01

For the same reason they put 'Ronald McDonald' in front of every McDonald's: they're good mascots.

What's the big deal about Facebook buying out the Rift?
It's not like custom firmwares won't be released.

288 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7512 08:59

People hate Facebook (while continuing to begrudgingly use it) and this gives them an excuse to hate on it even more. And they might have somewhat of a point, even if custom firmwares are released, the average ignorant consumer might end up blindly agreeing to give up their privacy in exchange for access to cheap virtual worlds.

If you could live in an extremely realistic virtual reality with no consequences, how much time would you spend in it?

289 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7512 09:14

That depends on how enjoyable the virtual reality is compared to this one is (which I assume it is or there'd be no point asking that question.)
If that assumption holds, 24/7/365 excluding the time taken to exercise and excrete every day. Stupid inefficient meatspace body.

What would your last meal be?

290 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7512 23:02

I always lose my appetite in stressful situations, so I'd probably just stick with a nice bowl of fruit; strawberries, cherries, maybe some melon as well.

Do you behave noticeably differently when nervous or under stress?

291 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7512 23:11

>>290 I tend to shout louder, and say far more offensive words.

>>292 Can you think of a time you carefully selected words to be offensive?

292 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7512 23:39

>>291 I went through a phase of being one of those horrid boorish facebook trolls, and I am really ashamed of it all but my carefully selected words certainly made an impact.

>>293 What was your first imageboard?

293 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7512 23:58

4chan, back in the day when it was still considered new and edgy.

What was your first video game?

294 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7513 01:56

Tetris, on my mom's old Macintosh Plus.

Capitalism, socialism, or other? And why?

295 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7513 02:41

That depends on what kind of society it is: a society of robots would thrive on communism whereas a society of humans would not.
For our current situation I think social capitalism (with complete government transparency and zero corruption) would be preferable, if not achievable.

Suppose you have $500 million but can only use it to erect one building. What would you build?

296 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7513 04:37

I would build a large music building with studios, classrooms and two concert halls, with an emphasis on sound quality of the rooms. I'd fill it with every kind of instrument you can imagine, acoustic and electric.

Should I go $80,000 into debt to go to grad school?

297 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7513 12:21

Unless you have some really specific profession that you're passionate about pursuing, no.

Do you ever use the other 4-ch boards or are you purely DQN?

298 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7513 13:03

I also browse /iaa/, /general/, /net/, /personal/, /fashion/, /hobby/ and /manga/.

What, in your opinion, is the single most important piece of music ever written?

299 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7514 01:37

In terms of music history, important developments tend to form around a group of composers, making it difficult to pinpoint a single piece. In terms of affecting lives and larger political structures, it's also hard to say. Who knows how many soldiers have ended up killing more people because they were swayed by various pieces of propaganda music? Then there are revolutionary songs, like the opera "La muette de Portici", which helped start the Belgian Revolution.

That said, the most important song I can think of is "El pueblo unido jamás será vencido," the anthem of Chilean's socialist movement. The song has been used and translated by Portuguese revolutionaries, Iranian revolutionaries, Filipino revolutionaries, Argentinian revolutionaries and used in Tunisian protests, as well as other various campaigns.
It's a pretty catchy tune. Check out Frederic Rzewski's version:

On average, how much water do you drink per day, and how often do you pee?

300 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7514 03:58

I bought a large glass VOSS bottle that I've been reusing since. I drink 2 of those a day plus anything I take in during lunch and dinner. I pee over ten times a day. Sometimes pushing 20.

Do you like key lime yogurt?

301 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7514 12:37

>>300 I've never tried it but the key lime pies I've tried were a bit too much for me.

>>302 What was the last thing you won?

302 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7514 13:01

A competitive match in CS:GO.

What's your most depraved fetish?

303 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7514 21:06

>>302 I guess other people might say being as into menstruation as I am is depraved, but I don't think about "depravity" too much

>>304 How do you react to your own flatulence? E.g. do you laugh, do you savour the smell, do you get embarrassed and say excuse me?

304 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7515 00:02

>>303 I pretend it didn't happen if I am in mixed company, but when I am alone, or with guys I trust, I laugh about it.

>>305 is you gas silent but deadly or loud without odor?

305 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7515 00:16

It typically excels in neither noise nor malodorous, and is in fact fairly feeble in both respects.

If you were to die right now, what would likely happen to your body? Are you registered as an organ donor, for instance? And how long would it take for your body to be found?

306 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7515 03:47

>>305 If it was right this second, it would be quite humiliating as my trousers are around my ankles. I am not an organ donor I don't think. I have planned my funeral and I've told my mother one of the songs I want played at my funeral, but as a whole it's not the kind of thing to bring up easily in conversation. My body would be found in the morning. I wonder what would happen to my dear computer, there's quite a bit of dubious material that could be misconstrued I bet. I got it from my stepdad after he died and there were some cute webcam photos he'd taken trying out things with his hair, I dread to think mine would be found like that...

>>307 Do you want to be buried, or cremated, or something else?

307 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7515 05:18

Realistically, cremated.
Ideally, shot into space.

What did you think of Nymphomaniac?

308 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7523 12:01

I've heard generally fairly positive things about it, but I haven't seen it myself, nor do I really plan to.

Would you rather be a man dreaming of being a butterfly or a butterfly dreaming of being a man?

309 Name: (*߁[ί) : 1993-09-7523 15:58

>>308 Maybe being a butterfly would mean not having all these excruciating human worries, and a butterfly's fantasy would be through an optimistic lens ignorant of the pain that comes with humanity, but then I guess butterflies must have a whole selection of their own problems and hopes and fears. Fuck it, I want to be a butterfly.

>>310 If I became a butterfly but with my current consciousness, I could carry out all these secret schemes I have and no one would be any the wiser - who could possibly suspect the butterfly?

310 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7523 16:52

>>309 I sure hope you aren't near pesticide.

>>311 Do you like 3D dot game heroes.

311 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7525 16:03

Never heard of it. Let's ask Wikipedia:

> Players are also able to collect monsters to be featured in an encyclopedia which is done through beating the monster on its head with a book until its profile shows up in the encyclopedia's pages.

Yes, I do like it.

Which should I get: The Stanley Parable or Call of Cthulhu: Dark Corners of the Earth?

312 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7525 16:05

CoC. (No pun intended)

Would you buy a pen from Pen Island? To what degree does their choice of URL inform that decision?

313 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7525 16:46

No, because pens are too small and cheap an item for me to bother using a specialty store. If I ever run out of pens I just get the cheapest one at a random store the next time I'm out shopping. But if I were the type to buy pens online, I would probably not buy one from, because it looks suspicious as hell (URL is only one part of this.)

Which should I get: PS3, XBOX360, or a gaming PC?

314 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7525 18:09

Depends on what you're looking for. For your inner weeaboo faggot who loves JRPGs, as I do, PS3 is your best bet, so that's what I got. If you're more of a CoD type, I guess XBox might be better. A gaming PC would be way more expensive than either of the other choices, so if you can afford that then you can afford all three.

Should I take a wife just to make my family happy, or should I live my own life and crush my parents' wishes of having grandchildren?

315 Name: ( ˃ ƒΦ˂) : 1993-09-7525 18:18

Crush 'em. Invest your time and effort in something meaningful.

How do I prioritise my projects and aspirations?

316 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7525 20:27

Forget about everything that keeps you from achieving them, as long as it's not important to you.

How do I get through depression?

317 Name: (L₯ƒΦ₯) : 1993-09-7525 20:38

Try my Dragon Blood, my Drawen Hidin', my Secret Sand. Try a little black cat heart if your woman got another man.

Do you like cartoon ghosts?

318 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7525 21:52

>>317 I am a cartoon ghost, it's not much fun.

>>319 What can we do to make it all better?

319 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7525 22:41

>>318 Create a popular movie where ghosts are awesome, and every living person would be proud to have a ghost for a friend.

>>320 Do you find studying birth rates interesting?

320 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7526 16:33

Last time I did that was GCSE geography; I didn't find it particularly enlightening, to be honest.

What is your favourite type of dere (tsundere, yandere, etc) and why?

321 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7526 17:34

After a brief look at the various weeaboo terminology, I guess I would say "dandere". I like the quiet and demure type.

Have you ever owned an Amiga computer?

322 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7526 20:40

Yes, in fact. I had an Amiga 1000. My favorite moment was managing to launch two programs at the same time off one floppy disk and listening to the disk head lurch back and forth trying to load them both at the same time.

I found it much easier to get shit done on an Atari STe, though.

Are you busy?

323 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7526 20:55

Yeah, kind of, sorry.

Is that okay?

324 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7527 15:25

Absolutely not. You must be relaxed, carefree and devoid of serious obligations at all times.

What's your handwriting like?

325 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7527 15:56

It used to be beautiful, but as I've aged, my hands have grown shakier and now it's all chicken scratch. Thank God for keyboards.

How the hell did we end up in this situation anyway?

326 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7527 16:02

We got reckless in our desperation.

Have you ever asked your imouto to call you onii-chan?

327 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7527 19:14

Alas, some cruel force of nature has left me woefully imouto-less. Perhaps it is karma for some atrocity committed in a past life. If, however, I were blessed with a younger sister, I would hope to be such a fine, upstanding older brother to her that I wouldn't even need to ask for her to refer to me with such affection. On the off chance that my beloved imouto wasn't familiar with the terminology, I wouldn't hesitate to politely request that she call me Onii-chan.

What is the first thing that comes to mind when you hear the word "chaos"?

328 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7527 22:31

Probably the Star of Chaos.

Did you ever play Warhammer? (Either 40k or the fantasy version)

329 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7528 15:26

No it's for nerds. That question is not even directed to me, but I decided to answer at any rate.

How often do you beat nerds?

330 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7528 16:55

All day, everyday.
What are your views on textbaords?

331 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7529 02:36

Assuming you mean anonymous textboards like this one, I think they are great! The lack of identity removes a lot of problems with ego and drama. And compared to anonymous image boards, I find them more interesting...maybe because outside of kopipe, all the content has to be original. Plus all the text scares away people who just want to be lazy and look at pictures.

That said, I think DQN is good not because it's a textboard, but because it's a small community of people in a fairly similar demographic. It doesn't really matter if it's a textboard, imageboard, phpBB, USENET group, mailing list, local cafe, the youtube comments of a deer video, a secret society underneath the abandoned mansion's basement, or an obscure IRC chatroom....having a solid user base is more important than the medium itself.

Do you think dance music can be enjoyed without dancing?

332 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7529 07:00

Yes, I do. I do so every day, actually.


Are you interested in cults at all? If so, what do you find interesting about them?

333 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7529 18:09

>>332 Yes, I do. The ability of some people to control minds is amazing.

>>334 Have you ever seen Project A-KO? Did you like it?

334 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7531 16:28

Alas, despite my claims last time you asked, I still haven't seen it. I totally will get around to it some day, though, I promise.

What colour are your eyes?

335 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7531 17:15

They are brown.
How has your day been?

336 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7531 22:09


Confusing and tiresome. I suck at calculus II and electromagnetism.


What's the best spice?

337 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7532 02:21

I don't think there's any objective best, but my favorite is cumin. It's so delicious in Mexican food, chili, Indian curry and soups.

What's the worst spice?

338 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7532 15:02

Cilantro. I don't absolutely hate it, but it's so fucking overrated. They put god damn cilantro in everything now.

Who is the best member of your national legislature?

339 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7533 21:48

>>338 as one kind dokyun very nicely informed me elsewhere, cilantro is not a spice but an herb. He's right, but he can still go fuck himself (maybe with a food item such as a cucumber? It's up to you, really.)

So please ignore my question and make a new one.

340 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7533 22:23

Have you ever fucked yourself with a cucumber?

341 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7533 23:10

No, but I've fucked myself with a banana.

How many neckties do you own?

342 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7534 00:01

Three. I haven't worn them in years.

How many pairs of shoes do you own?

343 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7534 00:15

Four: one pair of general use brown shoes, badly worn; one pair of trainers, barely used; one pair of walking boots, well used but still in good condition, and one pair of brand new black boots I bought earlier today to replace my worn out brown ones.

What is your favourite piece of music that is less than three minutes long?

344 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7534 04:58

Snake Mountain Blues clocking in at 2:39

How much do you like cute things?

345 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7534 12:58

A lot! Cute things are wonderful and always make me feel better. If there were more cute things around, I'm sure everyone would be happier.

How could anyone not like cute things?

346 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7534 14:04

They have not achieved enlightenment.

What should I listen to this evening?

347 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7534 21:42

Lord Belial.

Which game off my shelf of discs should I try to beat next: Star Reach, or Hellbender?

348 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7535 00:12

Wikipedia informs me that hellbender is also a type of giant salamander, which is pretty badass. I'm going to have to recommend Hellbender on this basis alone.

Don't you think the word "answer" would fit better than "solve" in the thread title?

349 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7535 00:37


Do you like son or cos more?

350 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7535 00:47

Son, because at 31 I tend to be older than the average person on most parts of the 'net that I frequent, and it gives me the proper condescending air when I feel the need to lecture the kiddies about how much better video games were back in the day, or whatever.

What makes you feel old?

351 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7535 04:09

The little squinching noises my knees make when I walk down stairs.

What is that little thing hanging off your ear?

352 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7535 05:42

A piece of vinyl from the earpads of my old MDR-V6.
I really should get around to replacing them soon.

What's your favourite superpower from the 'useless superpower' thread?

353 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7535 20:23

I think "can bend spoons with his mind - when he instructs his hands, via his mind, to bend spoons" made me smile the most.

Once and for all, is that poop or is it choco-aisu?

354 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7536 00:21

The thrill, the beauty, the very experience itself lies in not knowing for certain.

What would your ideal tea party be like?

355 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7536 05:36

Frilly and cute

What's your favourite Japonic language that isn't Japanese?

356 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7539 14:30

The only one I've heard is Okinawan, so I'll say that. Shiisa yaibin!

Do you think voyeurism completely unbeknownst to the one being watched is ethical?

357 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7539 15:31

This is often brought up in the argument against utilitarianism, and I feel it's important to take into account the feelings of the voyeur(s). While there is no direct suffering inflicted upon the voyeuree, the voyeur(s) after seeing how easy it is to spy are left with a sense of paranoia that they themselves are being watched so I don't think it's possible to phrase this situation to have zero suffering.

On the other hand often times this argument is specifically phrased as "producing zero suffering" in which case the premise has already (likely falsely but none the less) tautologically stated that it's ethical so of course it's ethical.

Ethics aside, if it was right there in front of you would you take a peek?

358 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7542 15:17

A quick one out of curiosity. Then I'd get embarrassed and look away.

What was your earliest memory?

359 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7542 15:27

Falling off a skateboard and skinning my knee.
Life hasn't improved much from there.

Can you read music?

360 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7542 16:27

I'm supposed to be able to by now, but I just know C and G then look at the intervals from those to figure out which key is what. I think my teacher might be catching on to me.

When was the last time you took a nap outside?

361 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7544 16:30

Not in living memory. I can't remember the last time I had a nap at all, for that matter.

What is your favourite type of cloud?

362 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7544 17:50

>>361 really loud ones!

>>363 What is your favourite type of rain?

363 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7544 22:36

Really heavy rain. Of course, there's the problem of leaving the rain and feeling wet, but nothing beats the cleansing sensation of a downpour.

Do you like the Cyberpunk genre?

364 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7544 22:48

I like the Clonepa genre!

Do you like Clonepa?

365 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7545 14:54

Who doesn't?

In your own words, what is moé?

366 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7545 16:00

>>365 When a girl's cuteness makes you feel all melty, and you just want to keep her in your pocket safe and warm forever. (I guess maybe a boy could be moé too, but I haven't really thought about it). What you have to remember though, is that she's a person with thoughts and feelings and hopes and dreams and aspirations; be careful not to stifle her with your selfish love.

>>367 How long has it been since fortune shone her brightest on you?

367 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7546 14:40

Well I recently got bumped up to business class for a 16-hour flight. Didn't get so lucky on the way home though.

Pro-life or pro-choice?

368 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7546 15:57

Anti-life, babies are terrible little shits that grow up to become terrible big shits.

Whats your favorite flavor of jam?

369 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7546 16:39

Anything, except country and rap.

What is the earliest book you remember reading?

370 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7546 17:56

Northern Lights (also known as The Golden Compass, if you happen to be wrong American). I'm quite certain I read other books before it, but for the life of me I can't remember them. I remember thinking it was really good, and reading both the sequels afterwards in quick succession. I saw the film when it came out, and was very annoyed that they missed out the dramatic twist at the end, which was one of the best parts of the book. Pah!

What was the first visual novel you ever read?

371 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7546 18:44

>>370 X-Change, it made me gay.

>>372 Do you believe people are born gay, or become gay?

372 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7546 23:04

>>371 Born, just another kind of preference. Now at what time do you discover or accept it, that's another thing. Gay people are something you never see as a kid and when you do discover it the consensus by society is that they're disgusting, so you're kinda conditioned against it since young. That makes it hard for some people to accept they're gay until later on, and try "compensating" for it meanwhile.

>>373 Would you rather die in a fire or drowning?

373 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7547 00:19

Far and away drowning. The sensation of being burnt is one of the worst ones and the thought of having it all over is horrific. Drowning, on the other hand, is supposedly fairly peaceful once you pass the initial panic.

Did you ever try smoking?

374 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7547 00:33

Cigarettes, no. I smoked the ganja a couple times. Not a big fan. Won't be doing it again.

Do you hate sweating?

375 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7547 02:11

>>374 Yes, worst of all is I have specially sweaty armpits for some reason. It just takes a bit of intense activity in the summer to make me smell like crap for the rest of the day.

>>376 What's your weight and how do you feel about it?

376 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7547 03:25

Around 130 pounds. I am a little skinnier than I would like but it's hard to build muscle as a vegetarian.

What did you think of the last book you read?

377 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7547 03:46

It was really good! I read the graveyard book, and had recently read the jungle book so I got to compare all the stories in them and enjoy the unique take.

What manga are you following currently?

378 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7547 08:30

Nothing at the moment, but I very recently finished reading Route 225 by Takako Shimura.

What sort of birthday present should I get for my mother? She recently turned 50, so I thought I'd put in a little effort for this one, at least.

379 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7547 18:15

Make her a dildo molded after your dick, like in this comic:

Which was better, Sexy Losers or Ghastly's Ghastly Comic?

380 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7564 14:22

Gunshow is better than either of those.

What, in your opinion, is the most useless field of modern science?

381 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7564 15:16

>>380 Mathematics, it's just numbers and they don't even exist!

>>382 Have you ever met a "celebrity"?

382 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7564 17:10

I sat next to a guy on an airplane once who ran a small record label. He was a professional jazz drummer and apparently a big deal in the scene where he lived. His name was Stix Hooper. I remember that he was really chill and also that he kept ordering screwdrivers. According to Wikipedia:

"Among the numerous acknowledgements and accolades Stix has garnered are 12 Grammy nominations, No. 1 awards from various music media, named one of the top drummers/musicians by Downbeat, Playboy Magazine and other publications, received an invitation to the White House, keys to major US cities and several international honors."

If someone gave you $2055 to spend on yourself with the requirement that you make exactly two purchases you would not normally make, what would be your second purchase?

383 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7564 17:26

A computer worth $2000. First purchase was a pack of vitamins, I don't buy that shit ever. As for the computer, how often you spend $2000 on a single computer? It's so abnormal, my credit card company would probably phone me about the unusual purchase, if my credit limit was that big in the first place, anyway.

Do you have a credit card? How many boxes of pop tarts would you be able to buy before maxing it? If you don't then you can calculate the number of boxes based on an approximation of how much money your parents have spent on you since you were 10.

384 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7565 01:49

>>383 I use a debit card only. I have seen bad things happen to friends who take on big debts.

>>385 Do you have less debt than your friends?

385 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7565 03:53

I have 0 monetary debt and 0 friends. However, I do have family members who are in monetary debt to me. So if they count as friends, then yes.

what's the best flavor of pop tart?

386 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7565 04:33

>>385 I've found myself preferring the store brand version of frosted brown sugar cinnamon to the PopTart version of same.

>>387 Have you backed up your computer recently?

387 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7565 05:59

i have everything in raid 1 so i don't feel it's pressing, but i haven't. i totally haven't backed up my laptop in ages.

compute the remainder when 5^55555 is divided by 7 (and the quotient too, if you wish). If you feel like it, also compute the remainder when 5^(5^(5^(5^5))) is divided by seven.

388 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7565 06:28

That ain't a question, foo

What's your favorite fat character?

389 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7565 09:26

Be careful, RAID is not a backup solution! If you're still not convinced, read this on why you should backup:

The main character from "Even Hitler Had a Girlfriend."

If you could only eat one particular meal for lunch every day for the rest of your life, what would you choose?

390 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7565 20:32

I already eat the same thing for lunch more or less every day: two raisin and cinnamon bagels with pâté and sliced cucumber, followed by an apple. A good mixture of things.

How much chocolate do you generally eat, and what sort?

391 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7566 21:35

not much, because vegan chocolate is expensive (but at least it usually tastes good). i prefer moderately dark chocolate.

what did you last eat for lunch?

392 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7566 22:36

Three cream cheese and Hungarian sausage sandwiches. Made for me by my mother.

When is your bedtime?

393 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7567 14:49

My bedtime is whenever I feel like it, though I try to get to bed by midnight.

5 and 5?

Pineapple on pizza: yes/no/who cares?

394 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7567 15:35

>>393 I'd never deliberately buy it but I've tried it when offered and it's not bad at all.

>>395 What's the sparkliest thing you can see from your current position?

395 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7567 16:56

>>394 The sparkly plastic headphones someone next to me is wearing. Incidentally, they're dr. dre's beats.

>>396 What kind of headphones do you use?

396 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7567 17:52

They say "Sennheiser" on the top; that's all I know. They were a gift from my brother and have served me well for many years.

Why is closed?

397 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7567 17:53

Beyerdynamic DT 880 (600 Ohm)

Do you have or are you planning to buy PS4 or XBone? Why?

398 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7568 00:54

It's a dead-end with no possibility for innovation under the current system

AM/PM display or 24-hour display?

399 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7568 08:09

24-hour, definitely. It eliminates ambiguity and makes calculating time usage and distance across noon more intuitive.

How should I cure or at least temper my Internet addiction without going off the Internet completely? I use it for valid things, but I also waste too much time on unnecessary stuff like combing eBay for things way out of my current budget. I also have a bad habit of refreshing forums compulsively when waiting for replies.

400 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7568 18:08

This may be rather dubious advice, but personally I would recommend that you make an effort to change how you procrastinate. In particular, favour things that have a clear ending; you can browse eBay or forums indefinitely, whereas once what you're doing comes to a conclusion you're forced to do something else. Try small browser games like jigsaws or Tetris, or whatever floats your boat. These have the added bonus of a satisfying sense of accomplishment/progression as you get better at them.

Very approximately, what's your current financial situation?

401 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7568 19:33

>>400 Hmmm better than it's been for a very long time, but still only about a third of the way to my target.

>>402 What are you saving up for?

402 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7569 14:43

>>401 I'm not saving yet because I just got out of school and need a more stable job, but I'd like it if I could continue to pay my assistants to work for me on royalty generating projects after I ditch my crappy clients.

>>403 What do you do for self-actualization?

403 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7571 02:38

>>402 I guess I try and learn things, for now. And I like to talk to people. But I'm not sure.

>>404 what is your favourite kind of rock?

404 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7571 14:06


How convincingly do you think you could pass as a girl, with enough preparation?

405 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7572 15:05

Remove beard, comb hair, wear frilly. Chin in. Done.

I'm about to pop down to Family Mart. Want anything?

406 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7572 16:45

>>405 no thanks dude!

>>407 Have you ever tried squid-flavour crisps/potato chips?

407 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7572 17:09

>>406 I didn't even know squid flavored chips existed. I guess if I see some, I will try them.

>>408 Do you like playing with emulators and ROMs?

408 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7572 17:36

>>407 no, I like kickin' it oldschool with real hardware and legit copies. But emulation is nice to have as a last resort.

>>409 What's the oldest gaming system (console, PC that you play games on, whatever) that you currently own?

409 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7572 23:33

>>408 I have a Sega Megadrive in the loft somewhere, but the pin's come out of the cable jack that goes in the back of the tv so it's broke.

>>410 When's the last time you used a wax crayon?

410 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7574 20:01

Wow, I have no idea. Probably the last time I went to a family restaurant, but I have no idea when that was either. They always have a tin of cheap crayons and disposable placemats with cereal box-esque puzzles on them at that kind of place, you know what I mean?

In the folk tune John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt, for the second, shouted reiteration of his (your?) name, just before the da's, is it better to sing "Jacob" with a rhythm of straight eighths or a dotted eighth and sixteenth? How do the Germans do it?
And while we're on the subject, how do you feel about syncopating "his name is" so that "name" is off the beat?
also, and I know this is really pushing it, but are "name" and "too" supposed to be a half-step or a full step apart?

411 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7575 00:39

I don't know how the Germans do it, but it's not really a German song anyway. Given that it's a folk song of unknown origin, there's no way that it's supposed to be. Sing it however you want. Make up your own variations.

In my personal opinion, dotted rhythm is much better, same goes for syncopating "his name." A syncopated rhythm gives the song more energy and fits the song's joyfully silly nature.

In terms of a major scale numbered 1 to 7, the first "name" is on 4, the second "name" is on 2, and "too" is on 3. So, "too" is a half-step apart from the first "name" and a whole step apart from the second "name." However, some people might sharpen the second "name" to give it more pull toward the resolution, which is perfectly acceptable. In this case it would be a half-step apart. Do what suits you.

How often do you use drinking straws?

412 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7575 02:18

Pretty much never, although while I was in college there was a bubble tea place I went to sometimes where the drinks used straws.

Can you think of any (real) scientific name more hilarious than Homo Erectus?

413 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7575 06:23

I had heard a while back of the Dorcus titanus, a type of beetle. Performing an internet search for that phrase reveals Eremobates inyoanus, Pinus rigida, etc..

Still, Homo Erectus has, by far, the best humor/obscurity ratio.

Should doorways (into rooms, houses) be positioned so that the knob appears on the left side of one who is entering the room/house/etc., or on the right?

414 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7575 22:52

>>413 Holy shit DQN-kun I really don't care!

>>415 Did you ever wish Pokémon was real?

415 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7576 01:22

>>414 Yes, when I was a kid. Nowadays it'd be alright but I can imagine myself just staying inside playing my crappy videogames while people judge me for not training my pokémon like a normal person.

>>416 You are able to make anything you want socially acceptable, but just one thing. What would it be?

416 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7576 04:05

Consensual incest.

You are able to make anything you want socially unacceptable, but just one thing. What would it be?

417 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7576 04:43

Ad-hominem attacks.

Can you think of any reason why the severely lopsided paper airplane I folded today as a joke managed to fly straight and level as though it were perfectly symmetrical and formed properly?

418 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7576 12:30

Fluid dynamics is a strange and terrifying place. Some knowledge is not meant for us mere mortals.

Due to being half-nocturnal, I usually end up having meals around midday, evening, and in the middle of the night. The first two are clearly lunch and dinner, but what am I supposed to call the last one?

419 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7576 14:03

By elimination, breakfast.

Do you blaze it?

420 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7576 16:32

No; the closest I get is fighting blazes in Minecraft.

Why are girls so cute when embarrassed?

421 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7576 21:17

Because the three best things in life are to crush your enemies, to see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentation of the women. That would be a mild form of the third category.

Who would win in a fight of Conan vs. He-man?

422 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7578 01:14

Power-Man, of course.

How long more do you think we have until war breaks out in the Asia-Pacific region?

423 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7578 02:12

Give it ten or twenty years.

Do you gargle?

424 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7578 06:12

Only when I have a sore throat.

Hot or cold?

425 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7578 07:53

Cold 9/10

Do you own a hammer?

426 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7578 10:05

Of course! A well-made hammer is invaluable around the house.

What was the strangest experience you have ever had?

427 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7578 11:47

Well just tonight my roommate threw and ice cube into hot oil causing it to smoke and splash everywhere. With that, my friend and our guests had to grab fabric items and wave them in front of the smoke detector. While this was happening, my roommate thought it was a good idea to just spill all the oil on the kitchen floor which I almost slipped on when returning a towel. Then the girls living downstairs below us got mad at the noise. I began telling them what happened and they immediately felt sympathetic and apologized to us. We all sat around for a couple hours chit chatting about really strange shit while my roommate clumsily cleaned up. I didn't even get to make a cup of tea.

There was this other time where me and a friend independently saw and heard a bird in my room. I didn't say anything then because I thought it was just me, but he later brought up that he saw and heard a bird in the same location as I did.

Do you enjoy train rides?

428 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7578 12:07

Yes, absolutely! I love watching the scenery pass by out the window, and I've always found it a much more civilised way to travel than flying or driving. The best train journey I've been on was a twelve hour trip from Italy to Hungary, via Austria. Lots of scenic mountains and picturesque vineyards and so on.

On a similar note, do you enjoy plane journeys?

429 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7578 12:27

That depends on a lot of things, such as who I'm flying with, the quality of the service and food, the duration of the flight, the texture/hardness/position/smell of the chairs, the entertainment system (if any), and so on.
On the whole I detest plane journeys.

Is fashion art?

430 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7578 12:47

Is anything art? Anything can be if you're pretentious enough about it. The term has lost all meaning, if it ever had any in the first place. It's just a way for a certain class of hoity-toities to feel like they're superior.

What have YOU done in service to your country?

431 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7578 13:07

Nothing, except maybe debunk a few stereotypes.

Have you got any idea why the last few questions have all been posted exactly 20 minutes apart?

432 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7578 17:39

Two of the six posters here are robots.

If you had a one-use round trip time machine and a baseball bat, who's head would you cave in?

433 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7578 19:17

People who would "deserve" violent premature death for the sake of humanity fall into at least one of three categories, as I see it:

• People whose atrocities were bad enough to change history reactively for the better (i.e. Hitler). Generally speaking, these people should be left completely alone because they catalyzed important positive developments for humanity equal to or greater than their atrocities. Even in the best-case scenario where the developments we can identify would have happened anyway, these people were pivotal enough that changing their lives could cause very significant and unpredictable changes to history as we know it. How lucky do you feel?

• People who simply happened to be "in charge" of a larger organization and whose death would most likely result in someone else seizing power and continuing the same thing (i.e. anyone in the Kim Dynasty) because the culture clearly supported it. I would classify assassins of major figures here too, even if they weren't leaders, because their roles would probably just be filled by someone else if they weren't there. Which is to say, these people are more an artifact/symptom of a larger systemic problem\though in carefully and strategically considered cases some of their deaths may be the wisest choices.

• People who acted largely or wholly on their own and whose atrocities were more or less insignificant in the grand scheme of things (i.e. any of many serial killers). For instance, I wouldn't argue against killing Ted Bundy, but realistically a few dozen murders don't matter in a world of billions.

I'm not ready to choose a victim; I'd prefer to take knowledge back than death. Or make a backup of the contents of the Library of Alexandria, or something along those lines.

If you didn't have to worry about affording bills, food, or healthcare, what would your ideal lifestyle consist of?

434 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7578 21:34

>>433 While I did quite like my NEET period, I would like a job that makes me happy, a creative job, something that wouldn't make me feel I'd wasted all those years studying and working hard at school and university. It would be a fulfilling job but I'd still have time for my hobbies and stuff.

>>435 Would you rather have terrifying paranoid delusions or excruciating heartache for lost love?

435 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7579 00:13

While I have a mild bit of both sorts of thing, I think "terrifying paranoid delusions" is probably closer to my current existence and what I'm better suited to handle.

Do you pick your nose? How often?

436 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7579 09:14

I was just doing so as I scrolled down to here. Spooky. Probably every time I feel like there's something to pick (and I'm not going to be judged), so quite frequently.

Have you ever have any great ideas you don't think you could ever put into practise?

437 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7579 11:16

I have ideas for a really great ARG but it would require a lot of funds that I don't have. Maybe I'll kickstarter it someday, but it seems very unlikely.

Are you taking it easy?

438 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7579 19:55


Where's the soccer field, wey?

439 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7579 23:40

>>438 Hmmm there's the local team's pitches and the new astroturf practice pitch, both about a 5 minute walk away.

>>440 What do you think is causing the grinding noises?

440 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7580 00:01

The soulless machinations of an endless uberbeing.

I have a bad habit of saying "Oh well!" What catchphrase should I replace it with? I considered "c'est la vie" but decided that was too snobby.

441 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7580 01:23

>>440 Om Shanti Om
Let peace be to every one.Let my past actions not harm me.
Let others action not affect me.Let others not be affected by my actions.Peace be to everyone....

>>442 How many people-you-know's birthdays can you remember?

442 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7580 01:41

I used to remember my ex's, but now not even that, so that leaves only my own.

Do you still enjoy birthdays or have they begin to remind you that you're getting old?

443 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7580 08:04

A little bit of both. My last birthday came and went without any fanfare, but I did get a little money from my family and I made a point of treating myself to whatever I wanted on that day. However, I also experienced moments of vague existential dread. I'm already 24 and I haven't accomplished anything! I think I'll get progressively more depressed about my birthday every year until around 30, when I will learn to stop caring about my failed dreams and just use my birthday as an excuse to binge.

What's your favorite user interface?

444 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7580 21:36

Windows 9x, or if I'm on some sort of dopey *NIX, IceWM since that mimics it pretty closely. That stupid Ubuntu interface can go right to hell.

What's your LEAST favorite user interface?

445 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7580 22:49

Oh, gosh, there are so many to choose from. Anything smug and unconfigurable, so the obvious choice for recent times is Gnome 3. However, for personal hatred I have to choose the GUI interface to Rational's ClearCase. Using it is like walking through a museum of terrible interface choices from various decades and paradigms.

What is an experience that you've had that everyone else on the planet should undergo?

446 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7580 23:18


Do you like oishii cake?

447 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7585 01:06

I like cake that is oishii, certainly, but I get the feeling that's not quite what you're asking.

How do you feel about herbal/fruit teas?

448 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7585 02:30

Strong dislike.

Do you like pants or shorts more in general?

449 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7585 03:25

Pants, definitely. I've never liked shorts.

I've got everything in place. Should I awaken the Elder Gods now or wait a while?

450 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7585 06:49

There's no point waiting.

What happens now?

451 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7585 09:55

Well, I've figured out an okay way of tracking focus in a user interface, so now I just have to shove that in and add some more widgets, and then I can carry on with the music part of this music program.

Do I bother trying to write an iOS version? All the cool musicians use Apple products and like paying a lot for software.

452 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7586 02:39

If its free don't bother. If it's not free then just charge more than Apple's version and they'll assume it's better.

What was the last thing you bought from an app store?

453 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7586 04:04

I've never actually bought any ``apps''. The last piece of software I bought was Thief II, if that counts.

What was the last album you listened to all the way through?

454 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7586 12:21

"Moog!" by Claude Denjean. I love the sound of Moog synth.

How do you cope with the summer heat?

455 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7586 19:09

I open windows and pull my underwear down to knee height or off completely.

What was the last sweet thing you ate?

456 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7586 19:16

Some chocolatey crunchy rice cookies.

What do the Kha'ak want?

457 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7592 20:57

Deep down, they just want to be loved.

If you were a girl, what sort of foot/legwear would you favour?

458 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7745 21:57

Purple and white stripy thigh high socks, just like the one's I'm wearing right now.

Do you believe that things generally, on a global scale, are overall getting better, getting worse or staying much the same?

459 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7745 22:23

Taken as a whole, staying much the same. In some countries, living conditions are getting worse because of overpopulation, disease, famine, war, exploitation and so on. But this has always happened. There is less slavery but just as much suffering. In other countries, the quality of life is improving, but this has led to more existential and mental suffering. There are happy people in poor countries and unhappy people in rich countries. There is nothing new under the sun.

What's your favourite candy?

460 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7746 00:10

Green & Black's chocolate. The dark kind with orange flavor in it.

What is your favorite salty snack?

461 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7746 16:14

Salted cashews.

How many hours do you normally sleep per night?

462 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7746 19:09

Anywhere from 3 to 8, usually with interruptions. Kinda sucks.

Why don't you get off your lazy ass and make something of yourself?

463 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7746 22:35

I'm too busy getting off and making a lazy ass of myself.

How likely do you think it is that you will die of natural causes? Put a number to it, if you can.

464 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7747 22:55

Going with the wikipedia definition of natural cause (, and judging by the WHO projections of mortality (, I'd say about 93%.

If you could choose how you died, what would you choose?

465 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7748 01:05

Freefall into a forest from a ridiculous height, with no chance of survival or retrieving the body.

Why can't we all just get along?

466 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7748 02:13

The ego.

What, in your opinion, is the most beautiful piece of machinery ever made?

467 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7748 03:10

The PzKpfw. IV.

What really happened to Dan Cooper?

468 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7748 04:25

He became an immortal NEET. Still today, he hides in his room, living on ramen and posting on DQN.

What would you like to drink?

469 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7748 19:37

>>468 A hot latte from McDonalds

>>470 Do you like fancy coffee drinks? If so, which drink do you prefer?

470 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7749 02:48

I prefer tea drinks, but I do like Marley's One Drop mocha from time to time.

Greetings mortal, are you ready to die?

471 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7750 05:15

Not yet, ask again in 50 or 60 years.

Are there really people that think anything from McDonalds is "fancy"?

472 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7750 12:42

Fancy is relative. If all you eat is macaroni cheese then I'm sure anything with more than three ingredients seems fancy.

How often do you look at the weather forecast?

473 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7750 15:09

I look at the one on my phone every morning lately because winter weather is really unpredictable here.

Have you ever been to the other hemisphere?

474 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7751 00:40

I live in the USA, and the furthest I have traveled is Canada.

Have you ever thought about taking a vacation in China?

475 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7751 08:00

Maybe someday. I'd rather go to Japan first.

>>476 What is the best flavor of bowl noodle?

476 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7751 12:58

I'm partial to an extra large with extra sauce. Does get you some odd looks when you order it, though.

What is your handwriting like?

477 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7751 15:48

It used to be good, but since I started using LaTeX for everything, it has degenerated. Now only I can read it.

Do you think you will ever live off-planet permanently?

478 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7751 17:53

Not unless we get clinical immortality within my lifetime or something. At the current rate of progress, I predict any off-planet colonies in my natural lifetime will be exclusive outposts run by NASA/ESA/whatever India and China are doing.

Nuclear power plants, yea or nay?

479 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7752 00:50

Yea. Everyone should be building modern reactors everywhere, and fast. (Except for near anyone involved in making The China Syndrome - they don't get any.)

Taking into account technological overestimations and underestimations, what vision of today from the past would you most prefer have come to pass?

480 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7752 02:09

The Jetsons! Though admittedly this has to be in part because it's one of the few sci-fi futures I can think of that's "happy" (or at least not royally fucked up).

What bygone thing of the past do you think should be revived?

481 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7752 04:29

Universal intolerance of queers

How do you feel about car insurance?

482 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7752 18:18

I don't even have a driving licence, let alone a car, let alone car insurance. Indifferent.

How many electric devices are there in the room you're currently in?

483 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7752 18:47

Well let me take inventory. There's my main PC, an unconfigured NAS machine, a laptop, my cell phone, a space heater, a ceiling light and a desk lamp, a Gamecube, an electronic cigarette lighter, a battery-operated lantern, a computer monitor, and I think that's it.

What are birds even?

484 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7752 19:44

We just don't know.

What was the title of the last essay you wrote?

485 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7753 00:14

On the Jews and their Lies

Wollt ihr ihn, wenn nötig, totaler und radikaler, als wir ihn uns heute überhaupt erst vorstellen können?

486 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7753 11:22

Entschuldigung, meine Kartoffel ist kaputt.

Are there any lies on your CV?

487 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7753 18:41

Oh yeah, tons. I'd say about 20% of it is just plain lies

Are you in bed?

488 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7754 11:41

Hey, what about me? Where's my question?

If >>487 ignored you, what would you say?

489 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7755 01:45


Deedlit or Pirotess?

490 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7755 22:30



491 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7756 02:47


How should I make my song better?

492 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7756 20:45

Backmask some satanic lyrics onto it.

How many animals would you estimate that you have directly killed in your life?

493 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7757 02:05

Assuming that it has to be something with a brain (i.e. insects don't count) two or three I guess. If insects and spiders and such count, then I've lost count, but plenty.

How many video games have you bought that you haven't played at all yet, not even a peek?

494 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7757 03:52

A few years back I got an original Xbox at a rummage sale and it had maybe a dozen games with it. I didn't play any of the sports ones, and I probably never will. I don't remember how many games exactly, but I think everything else I've owned in the past I've at least tried. So let's say 4-5.

Which pizza topping is your favorite?

495 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7757 14:55

I'm partial to spicy ones, with jalapeños and such.

How's the weather where you are?

496 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7765 13:45

Refreshingly cool. I love the monsoon season.

What do you want for your birthday?

497 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7765 14:38

An overarching purpose to my life.

When was the last time you washed your hair?

498 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7765 22:43

This night.

Who do you envy the most?

499 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7777 05:05

People with jobs.

What are you wearing?

500 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7777 05:44

All black, apparently. I didn't even think about that too carefully.

It's not bad if people think I'm a failed goth, right?

501 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7777 05:45

>>499 I just got in bed so absolutely nothing. A comforter I guess.

>>501 do you prefer warm temperature and light blankets or cold temperature and heavy blankets?

502 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7777 19:33

>>591 Warm temperatures and light blankets. There is a good reason I never left the state of Florida, I like hot weather.

>>503 What is your favorite Japanese mecha of all time?

503 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7817 00:02


How often do you drink tea? And what sort?

504 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7817 00:59

About once a week at most. I prefer cheap fruit flavored tea, my favorite is peach.

How do you feel about the future of yourself? Are you worried, excited, or both?

505 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7817 05:43

I'm not worried or excited, I'm resigned to the fact that I'm going to be living a shitty professional sort of life doing something I don't care about completely for the money. I hope one day to quit that career and do what I really want.

What's the greatest problem with the world today?

506 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7817 23:27

Large scale neglect for the environment.

Do you play a musical instrument?

507 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7818 20:49

I used to. E flat horn, motherfuckers! I also understand keyboard, but not enough to really actually play. I'm more of a composer now though, but I still remember how to finger Star Wars.

What does one do about the threshold in the number of figures owned where your bedroom suddenly turns into an Akiba 2nd hand shop? And what the hell happened to >>500's answer?

508 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7820 16:33

You could try spreading them out across multiple rooms, or make them blend in better by placing them each inside tastefully arranged little dioramas.

The response to >>500 fell through the cracks of reality, far beyond the limits of our humble understanding.

How do you feel about Lovecraft's work, and fiction in that style generally?

509 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7820 20:34

Horror and supernatural themes are not my taste. I prefer optimistic sci-fi stories, where the only enemy is ignorance.

Do you like stargazing?

510 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7821 22:20

Unfortunately, everywhere that I've lived so far has had extremely bad light pollution, so I haven't had much of a chance. On the few occasions that I've been stargazing somewhere where I can actually see anything, I've rather enjoyed it, especially things like watching meteor showers or seeing the ISS pass overhead. I don't know the first thing about recognising constellations or such, though.

When was the last time you went to a protest/demonstration/public march, and what was it in aid of?

511 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7822 15:14

Never did. The kind of people who march in those are utterly embarrassing to be around.

When's the last time you watched a protest and rolled your eyes in exasperation at their stupidity?

512 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7822 16:17

I once saw a group of people protest because of the result of a football match, but normally I think public protests are paramount for a working democracy and fill me with hope in our future.

How do you feel about your own government?

513 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7823 18:22

Could be better if we got those lizard-people everyone's talking about in charge.

What do you think will be the best form of government by 2100?

514 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7824 01:15

>>513 By then, we will have all attained true immortality without sacrificing our humanity and also we will have embraced anarcho-hedonism. Society will looks something like a mass collection of sex and violence, where pain and pleasure are one and have consumed the planet.

>>515 Do you accept "dice" as an acceptable singular, or do you prefer "dice" remain plural only while "die" functions as the singular form?

515 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7824 02:46

I prefer "douse" in the singular and "dice" in the plural.

Do you prefer green or black tea?

516 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7824 06:15


Do you often eat beans/legumes?

517 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7824 18:16

No, almost never in fact. I prefer root/leafy vegetables instead.

What even are Fourier transforms?

518 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7824 22:45

Threeier transforms plus oneier transform.

Should I buy a japanese style futon?

519 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7825 00:24

Only if you have a tatami mat room. On a wooden floor it's going to be way too stiff. (Even on tatami, I still prefer a mattress, personally.)

Should I confess my love to a friend, even though we are both in stable long-term relationships?

520 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7826 00:29

I think you should think very carefully about what would be in the best interests of everyone involved, as this could seriously negatively affect several people beyond yourself. I'd have to know a lot more about the situation to advise you properly, but overall frankly it sounds like a terrible idea.

What have you eaten today?

521 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7826 19:37

A slice of bread and some cheese. It was expensive cheese, too.

If you keep using your computer (or other device with which you're reading this) at typical use patterns, but don't upgrade or maintain it at all, which part do you think will fail first?

522 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7826 20:03

The hard drive (this is a couple-years old samsung netbook). I have perceptible pauses even in text editors, while the disk spins up so it can write the file. Under the assumption that maintenance means I can't modify the laptop mode settings, this would be the first thing to make me throw it out the window.

It's 8pm. Was this coffee a bad idea?

523 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7826 21:10

Probably not. Unless you're some weakling unused to drinking coffee and even one cup is enough to keep you awake.

I lost almost 100$ yesterday. What would be the best way not to starve if I can't pay for food for a couple of weeks?

524 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7826 22:09

Ask your friends or family for food and/or money. Tell them you are in a desperate situation. I'm sure they don't want you to starve.

Which country are you from?

525 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7826 23:08

England, although I'm also half Hungarian.

What do you know about Hungary, off the top of your head, without looking anything up?

526 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7827 00:31

Palinka and Magyar

How often do you pee?

527 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7827 20:38

No more than half a dozen times a day. More often when I'm cold, or so bored at work that I just keep getting drinks (it's probably at least 20 times a day, every work day).

Could you recommend me a trackball?

528 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7827 23:35

I recommend that you track my balls as I slowly lower them into your gaping anus.

What's your favourite tonal language?

529 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7828 02:25

Dorian mode in D.

How many people do you consider close friends?

530 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7828 04:53

DQNs are my only friends, really. So three or four.

There are two chairs, one covered in dicks and one covered in spikes. Which one will you sit on and, which one will your mother sit on?

531 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7828 13:22

I sit on the dick-covered on and let my mother sit on the spike-covered one. But we both earth titanium pants.

How many people are here anyway?

532 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7828 16:13

A lot more than people think.

What's your favourite internet acronym?

533 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7828 19:36

>>532 3DPD

>>544 would you prefer if all women were pettanko or bakunyuu?

534 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7828 21:41

big tits

Do you drink oil?

535 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7829 03:41

No, for I am not in any way a robot.


536 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7829 03:55

A gay-ass wall.


537 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7830 00:23

Did you know bacteria have been observed to have sex? Everything you were taught in biology class was a lie.

How many different places have you lived in - say, for at least a month - over the course of your life?

538 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7830 00:56

Well, I was only in Greece for about 2 months, Now I will probably visit Spain but I'm not sure for how many months or days...

Do you listen to lolicore or breakcore?

539 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7830 01:25


Does your room smell like fish?

540 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7830 02:13

Only after MY GIRLFRIEND stays the night.

Are you done yet? Supervisor's waiting on you.

541 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7830 04:24

Yes. Here are the files, I hope they're everything you need.

Why am I so tired all the time lately?

542 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7830 06:57

I'm a doctor and it's clearly a case of brain cancer. You have 20 days to live.


What's the most embarrassing way to die? Something that would make whoever finds you either laugh at you or question your life choices. Or both.

543 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7831 03:52

>>542 I have heard of auto-erotic asphyxiation is an extremely dumb way to die.

>>544 Do you often find that masturbating with your bare hand isn't enough?

544 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7831 06:26

>>543 I wouldn't say often, no.

>>545 Why has my nose been smelling funny for the past week or so?

545 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7832 01:05

You have a cold or something, go to the doctor.

I don't really want anything out of life. Is this a blessing or a curse?

546 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7833 00:16

Depends, it could go either way really. If you mean that you're able to take pleasure in the flow of life without needing to impose your own will on it then that's probably a good thing. If you mean you've simply given up on actively trying to live then it's probably not.

What is your current desktop background?

547 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7833 01:21

A perfunctory color-fill of #3399FF.
I don't see the point of desktop backgrounds.

How do you cope with the fact that you'll never be special?

548 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7833 01:48

Cope? Are you saying it's a bad thing?

At some point, you will be forgotten by all. What do you think the last thought anyone will think about you is?

549 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7833 06:32

"I wonder what ever happened to that weird guy I went to *th grade with."

What should I do with my last 17 days of life? (according to >>542's prognosis)

550 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7833 23:47

Prove/disprove a famous mathematical problem. If in 17 days' time you haven't gotten anywhere, just say you've come up with a beautiful elegant proof but haven't got long enough to write it all down before dying.

Should I try learning Swahili? Supposedly it's an absolute pushover of a language.

551 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7835 18:29


Go for it


Do you like aquariums?

552 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7836 23:45

For a while I was rather put off by the whole idea of zoos and aquariums and suchlike, but, having read the bit near the start of Life of Pi where he discusses the topic, and having now been to one or two myself, I can appreciate that it's somewhat naive to assume that taking an animal from its natural environment is necessarily harmful to it. It's been a very long time since I went to an aquarium, but I suppose I do like them in the abstract.

Do you think a procedurally generated text adventure sounds like a good idea?

553 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7837 00:41

Yes, but it would have to have a lot of input possibilities to avoid repeating itself and becoming boring.

What made all these marks in my table?

554 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7837 07:55

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Will Text Art preview mode ever be fixed?

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What starch do you consume the most of?

556 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7845 14:33

If you meant what source of starch, then probably pasta, especially spaghetti.

What has been your least favourite book that you've read all the way to the end?

557 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7846 04:33

Ignoring books that were assigned to me back in middle/high school, Asimov's "Foundation & Earth", which I only read in the hopes of some kind of closure for the thoroughly irritating end of "Foundation's Edge". A perfect example of a great author writing himself into a corner (although if he'd lived longer he might have ended the sequence with satisfaction).

What was the last work of fiction you read/watched/listened to/etc. in which the ending positively surprised you?

558 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7846 15:09

The first one that comes to mind is Kazuo Ishiguro's Never Let me Go. I have to admit I was rather lukewarm about it most of the way through and didn't really care that much about the characters or what happened to them. The ending, however, was really excellent, completely unexpected and tied up the story beautifully. It's worth reading for the ending alone.

Have you ever donated blood?

559 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7848 19:24

>>558 No. I have to take medicines every day, and that disqualifies me from giving blood.

>>560 do you prefer faucets with one handle or two handles?

560 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7849 02:50

One handle, by far. For both showers and taps.
You can use it with one hand, you can turn the water off and on while keeping the temperature constant, and a single handle looks more congruous with the single stream of water.

How would you feel if you found out mathematics was, in fact, empirical?

561 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7849 18:04


How's your fern?

562 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7852 17:01

How'd you know about my fern? Getting a little personal, don't you think?

Can I be your bride?

563 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7852 17:46

In theory, yes. In reality, no.

Do you have any unusual fears/phobias, or do you know anyone who does?

564 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7924 22:31

My psychology teacher from years ago had a phobia of birds. She claimed it was from a traumatic experience she had when she was very young: she, her mother and her younger sister (still in a pushchair) were out in the park feeding birds, when an aggressive swan came and tried to bully the bread from her. It apparently bit her by the head and lifted her clean off the ground - meanwhile, she saw her mother running away and abandoning her, prioritising keeping her younger sister from danger. That does sound pretty traumatising, all things considered.

If you were to die right now, how long do you think it would take for somebody to find your body?

565 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7924 23:57

This very instant? I'm on an office full of people and I don't even get to enjoy the privacy of a cubicle. It wouldn't take very long until someone notices there's a corpse lying in the middle of the hallway, that's assuming somehow everybody around me just failed to see me collapsing on the floor. By the way, if someone passing by were to pay attention to my screen, they'd see I'm wasting time here on DQN instead of working.

Do you have any strategies to stealthily browse DQN while at work?

566 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7925 17:19

Work at home. I've done it since 4-ch came about.

Is that your phone ringing?

567 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7925 21:27

Joke's on you, my phone is out of battery right now!

Roughly how many kanji do you know?

568 Name: RedCream : 1993-09-7925 23:00

I knoa zeroa Kanji. I see noa reason to learn any, even nao.

How often do you admit yoar roal?

569 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7926 02:24

I know a couple like chikara and some other common ones like water, fire, etc. I'd say under 20 total.

Is Discordianism a joke religion/philosophy, or is it completely serious?

570 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7926 05:03

I doubt they have reached a consensus on that point.

What things that are definitely jokes today do you think will be mistakenly interpreted as serious by the future?

571 Name: RedCream : 1993-09-7926 05:13

Cheese! In thoa foature everyoan will eat cheese! Lol!

What do you think about <b>PUMBLENUTS</b>! Just kidding!!! no im not!

572 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7926 05:31

A lot of the parodies of the more extreme serious Tumblrisms like otherkin and headmates. Things like transracial specifically, though they may already be people who are taking the joke seriously.

What's your favorite variable used in science or mathematic?

573 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7926 05:36

I like to use Z because it looks like 2 and confuses others.

Has science gone too far?

574 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7926 05:42

>>573 here, I can firmly say it has.

What do you think?

575 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7926 05:50

I'll trust your judgement

Isn't s closer to 5 than z is to 2?

576 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7926 06:44

I don't think any one is closer in appearance than the other. They're both similar.

What is the most pretentious field of study?

577 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7926 16:18

Modern art.

What do you want?

578 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7926 20:34

Happiness and financial security.
How far is the distance between where you are and where you want to be?

579 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7926 22:31

A couple of thousand miles, one language barrier, one magical barrier and one barrier between reality and fantasy.

Do you talk to yourself? If so, what about? If not, what do you think of people who do?

580 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7938 01:55

>>579 Yes. About my predictions for world events and estimating the odds of various things.

>>581 What do you think about gravebumps?

581 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7938 05:15

>>580 I've never heard of them, but they don't sound pleasant.

>>582 What did you do for Memorial Day?

582 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7938 19:52

>>581 I went to the grocery store and bought some supplies for my mother.

>>583 Have you ever gone to a Chinese restaurant on Christams Day?

583 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7945 22:14

No; all my Christmas meals have been rather traditional and boring. However, I do remember one year, when I was quite young and for reasons I can't recall, my parents took me to a supermarket some time around midnight on Christmas Eve. All the fake joviality of the environment and the obvious fact that every single person present desperately didn't want to be there made it a rather surreal experience. It's the sort of bizarre memory that I almost suspect might've been confabulated or just a misrecalled dream.

What is your favourite invertebrate?

584 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7945 23:05


If you were me, what question would you ask the following poster?

585 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7947 15:39

>>584 I'm not >>539, but I'm usurping him and asking his (your) question! Why? Because.

How did you get your unusual fetish?

586 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7947 19:14

>>585 Because girls would always pretend they don't do that thing, and I never got to see them do it when I needed to see it.

>>587 Ever play Hatris?

587 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7947 21:20

I just did. Before I googled it, I expected it to be a joke game referencing TF2. It was pretty underwhelming compared to actual Tetris but the music was cool.

On a scale of 1 to 10, how important is sex (with physical, 3D people) to you?

588 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7947 23:03

Probably about a 2. I can appreciate in the abstract that it's pleasurable and a good method of emotional bonding, and might seek it if I needed either of these things, but for the foreseeable future I'm more than happy with 2D.

Copenhagen or many worlds? Or something else entirely?

589 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8291 20:23

Copenhagen. I've seen no evidence for the many worlds interpretation at all, it seems like just wishful thinking. Personally I have no particular problem with determinism or God playing dice.

When you were a child, what did you want to be when you grew up?

590 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8292 12:01

A scientist, maybe? And a game programmer! Now I'm hoping I get to finish uni with the CS degree I don't care much for anymore (not surprising, the curriculum is only okay and I've been using computers for almost 3/4 of my life), and then maybe I'll be able to research every topic I will care about! (Ha ha, no, you need funding for that, silly.)
Plus, I can't exactly study chemistry on my own; it was far less complicated and a legitimate interest when you were a teen.

( ί -ί) A friend of mine is very, very depressed. Too much to kill themselves, I expect, but I feel so powerless, I actually started avoiding talking with him because it's too painful. How much of a coward am I, and how do I put my own mood swings on hold in order to help my friend?

591 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8292 14:27

I remember hearing that apparently one of the most common causes of drowning is untrained people trying to save someone else from drowning and being pulled under themselves. Similarly, if you aren't equipped to help someone with depression then you shouldn't risk your own mental health in an attempt to help them. Of course, you should still try to help your friend where you can, but don't take all the responsibility on yourself. I can't really advise you on mood swings, but I'd suggest that it might be best for both of you if you focus on encouraging him to find professional help.

What is your opinion of modern art?

592 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8292 16:29

Overpriced garbage, for the most part, which I guess is matching the inevitable societal slide into degeneracy and mediocrity.

Paper or plastic?

593 Name: i L_T`j : 1993-09-8292 16:45

No thanks, I brought my own. (Store managers, take note. If you want more people to do this, do what my grocery stores did and just run out of all disposable bags consistently for two months.)

Paper clips or very small binder clips?

594 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8292 21:46

Very small binder clips. You lose the advantage of flatness, but they feel more secure and easier to manipulate.

Flat or wavy chips?

595 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8293 04:55

flat. i made osme tonight today and they were pretty good

yu lik criket budy?

596 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8293 20:16

I am a friend to all Orthoptera.

In your opinion, should prostitution be legalised/regulated? If so, how?

597 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8294 05:21

>>596 It should be legal and regulated that an attractive prostitute regularly rides my dick! No fatties.

>>598 What is your favourite kind of fish?

598 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8294 12:53


I want to make a bullet hell game. My plan isn't too complicated, but it would still involve some fairly serious amounts of programming, and I only know basic Python. Should I stick with Python (and make use of existing, well documented modules like Pygame) or should I take the time to learn a more serious programming language first? If so, which one?

599 Name: i L_T`j : 1993-09-8294 14:46

The elitist in me says that you should stop using your crappy language and use my objectively superior language. Really, though, you have a concrete goal right now. You should try to achieve the goal with what you know. If you end up at a point where you say "Gosh, I really wish I had this very specific thing", you'll be in a position to find and use a language which gives you that thing. Maybe in a year you'll look back at the code you write tomorrow and hate it, but at least 1) you'll have written it, and 2) you'll have learned from it.

What is the coolest CAPTCHA you've ever gotten?

600 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8294 15:18

Probably either death or bitch. My current one is cheapen.

Catgirls or bunnygirls?

601 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8294 22:05

>>600 Bunnygirls tbh senpai.

>>602 U like bunnies senpai?

602 Name: (L„tMG) : 1993-09-8295 01:12

tewi tewi tewi

do you think you can eat an apple in one mouthful ?

603 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8295 14:52

Depends on the size of the apple.

How big is the apple?

604 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8295 17:50

Almost as big as the Big Apple.

Do you want/plan to have children in the future? If so, how many?

605 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8295 17:55

Two or three. I was named after my father who was named after his father and so on, so I kind of feel a responsibility to have a son. It won't be soon, though.

Do you usually stay up this late?

606 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8295 23:07

>>605 Yes, but I miss being able to stay up even later back in my NEET days

>>607 What's the biggest digital storage medium you own?

607 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8295 23:40

>>606 5tb external.

>>608 When was the last time you had lobster?

608 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8296 00:45

>>607 '98 I'm a vegetarian now. No correlation.

>>609 What is your favorite thing to say to people?

609 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8302 09:41

Depends on the context and how much I like them. I don't really talk to people much, though, so the answer is probably nothing.

What did you have for dinner last night?

610 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8302 12:54

Thai food and also sausages with a tomato sauce bolognaise thing
I had two dinners, because I always get thai from where I work, even I didn't ask for it or want it.

How do you find good music or music you like?

611 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8304 17:49

>>610 I look up my favorite music videos on Youtube, then I clicked on a "Recommended for you" link

>>612 Ever play 18 holes of golf?

612 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8305 00:53

>>611 Fuck no. Who do you think I am, the President?

>>613 Does this smell like chloroform to you?

613 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8306 03:46

Nope! Isopropyl alcohol?

Is there a mouse in your house?

614 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8311 16:12

There's one attached to my computer, I don't know of any others.

What is your opinion of Buddhism?

615 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8311 17:39

It's fairly groovy. Non-organised, advocates peace, stoicism, etc etc. It gets nutjob followers, but they're all harmless white hippies rather than the murderous nutjobs that other religions end up with. 8/10 would recommend.

What is the power balance like between you and your mother/romance partner/sex partner/figure collection?

616 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8312 05:42

My mom thinks I'm a failure. For my part, I haven't accomplished much, but I think she's an idiot. At least I am independent.

Have you ever considered living on a boat?

617 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8312 09:02

>>616 I've always wanted to be a pirate.

>>618 Does that count?

618 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8312 19:04

Assuming you mean old fashioned pirates, not just people who download things illegally, sure.

Have you ever tried making a computer game? If so, how did it turn out?

619 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8313 02:24

Yes, about 7 years ago. I'm still in the process of deciding on a language.

If you had powers to change time but only once, what would you do?

620 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8313 02:55

Ejaculate in the Primordial soup

Hot dog or hamburger

621 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8313 04:45

It depends. Are we going plain hot dog and plain hamburger (no cheese)? If so I'd probably go with the hot dog. All dressed up, I'd go with a hamburger. Without cheese or some kind of near-liquid fat, burgers don't feel good to eat.

Alpacasso or Baby Wooly?

622 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8313 14:01

Alpacas are clearly the superior lifeform.

What do you want to happen to your body after you're dead?

623 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8313 14:16

>>622 spread my ashes on the floor of the best strip club you know of.

>>624 Have you seen Chef?

624 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8319 17:10


I'm moving out tomorrow, and am trying to use up as much as possible of my remaining food. I have:

  • Spaghetti
  • Rice
  • Sunflower oil
  • 6 eggs
  • 2 very old carrots
  • 2 onions
  • 1 red chilli
  • 4 sweet bite peppers
  • Half a head of broccoli
  • A few slices of salami

What's the best meal I can make out of this mess?

625 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8319 19:39

>>624 find the nearest establishment that owns a fryer and ask the politely to throw it all in for you.

>>626 is everything better fried?

626 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8319 20:55

I'm currently trying to get a BJ. I'll let you know how it goes.

>>627 Would you like to hear a joke?

627 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8319 21:01

I would!

Well go on, what's the joke then?

628 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8325 17:19

If I have to explain a joke, there is no joke.

Oppai loli or pettanko MILF?

629 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8327 18:50

A little from column A, a little from column B.

No, really, what's the joke? I like jokes. The best joke is my favourite.

630 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8327 22:06

Hold on, I've got one.

What do you call a fly with no wings?

631 Name: (iœjΔͺͺͺ²iœj) : 1993-09-8327 22:27

A walk

Would you leave your stove on overnight?

632 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8328 00:43

>>631 It's not something I do because I don't cook.

>>633 Two gorillas are in the shower, and the first one says, can you pass the soap please?

633 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8328 02:30

Gorillas don't really take showers.

Do you think there was a point to what >>632 was rambling about?

634 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8328 03:54

No, soap radio.

Would you rather have one ragged 100 dollar bill or five new 20s?

635 Name: i L_T`j : 1993-09-8328 06:07

The 20s. It's a pain in the neck to make change for a 100, and some bastards are thinking of removing the 100 from circulation because they don't like people being able to store wealth outside of banks.

Do you own any kind of safe or lockbox?

636 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8329 19:35

What kind of stupid fucking joke is this? No.

Would you rather have one pristine 100 Great British Pounds note or 10,000 smutty old stinky Great British One Penny Pieces from 1981?

637 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8329 23:11

>>636 I would take the 10,000 pennies, bury them in random locations at the beach, then watch a man with a metal detector think he has found treasure.

>>638 Is there are better prank to play on somebody who uses a metal detector?

638 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8330 02:11

Bury 5 coins in a line on a beach. Place a landmine at the end of the line.

Japanese or Scottish whisky?

639 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8330 12:10

>>638 I've never tried Japanese whisky but I drink Scottish whisky all the time. My friends think I'm some kind of connoisseur but I don't really know much, I just like the taste. Funny story, one time I was at the pub with my friend and I asked for a Whyte & Mackay with a wee bit of ice. We played some pool and I was savouring the taste thinking "I don't care if this is entry-level potato water, it doesn't matter what whisky experts say you should and shouldn't drink, I'm really appreciating this on a new level right now". I finished it and asked for another whisky, and the barman goes "Whisky? I thought you said rum, that was rum"

>>640 What's the most disgusting thing you've ever drank?

640 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8390 20:33

Probably those awful plant extracts my mother made me drink claiming they're healthy.

The belly button is the cutest part of the human anatomy. Agree or disagree?

641 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8391 01:51

A belly button can only be considered cute if it's an innie. Outies are right out.

Godzilla or Gamera?

642 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8392 17:42


Wait, have I accidentally wandered into the deathmatch thread?

643 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8392 19:11

Yes, you did!

Suddenly! Godzilla grabs >>642 who was just looking around feeling lost! But what happens next?!

Find out in the next exciting answer by >>644!

644 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8393 11:55

Without warning, Godzilla is stricken with a crippling existential crisis, releases >>642, and returns under the sea for a long period of solitary contemplation about its place in the world at large. >>642, galvanised by his near death experience, finally writes the legendary piano sonata he had always planned but never gotten around to. It receives mixed to favourable reviews.

How many people in total, would you estimate, have seen your genitalia?

645 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8393 18:43

>>644 Either about 15, or lots more if I'm right about the secret cameras hidden everywhere...

>>646 How would you find out if you were being watched, without letting the watcher know you were aware and trying to stop them?

646 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8393 19:37

Put yourself in a delicate quantum state and see if your wavefunction collapses or not. Also remember not to observe yourself.

What are your experiences with crossdressing?

647 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8394 02:58

>>646 I let some girls paint my nails and give me a dress when I was 6. My dad was really angry when he saw me. I never did anything like that again simply due to a lack of interest.

>>648 Do you have a preferred brand of computer?

648 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8394 03:05

>>647 Apple MacBook & Alienware are the only two I know. So, I will say MacBook.

>>649 Have you every stuck anything in your bum before?

649 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8394 03:10

A few fingers once. It wasn't great.

What happen?

650 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8394 03:15

Someone most likely got mad over something inconsequential.

Should I start exercising?

651 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8394 10:53

No, never.

If there were suddenly no social norms whatsoever about what you can or can't wear, what sort of clothing would you choose to wear?

652 Name: (iœjΔͺͺͺ²iœj) : 1993-09-8394 21:05

I'd probably just wear what I normally do since I already have those clothes, but I'd look into buying those things the Arabs wear that look like dresses since they look comfortable. Women's dresses always have crinkles or other frills on them that I probably wouldn't like. I might just go out in my underwear if it's really hot, assuming public nudity is still taboo. Winter time I'd wear robes and shit over sweats since it doesn't rain much.

I'm thinking of using my food dehydrator to make tomato leather for sandwiches that I pack for lunch in order to replace fresh tomatoes since they are very moist and contribute to making the bread soggy if left for several hours in a closed and non breathable environment. Is this a good idea or comoletely idiotic?

653 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8394 21:30

Sounds good to me. It's basically sundried tomatoes, just without the sun. The only way to find out is to try it for yourself though!

If you had the ability of complete mind control of as many people as you like for as long as you like, what would you do with it?

654 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8395 16:56

>>653 I'd have everyone sing the same note and see if it resonates enough to shatter glass.

>>655 What kind of funny science experiment would you conduct if you got a one million dollar grant and had to spend all of it on that one experiment?

655 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8396 11:17

Effects of Hyperagressive Genetically Engineered Catgirls with Nymphomania on Lonely Nerds

Have you ever been in love?

656 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8398 01:06

I don't believe I was ever in love. I have had emotional problems for a very long time.

Do you enjoy lighting fireworks?

657 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8398 03:56

Never have, don't see the point. They're such a pain in the neck to legally set up for a few seconds of light that are about as impressive as a screensaver, and there are much more impressive things if you're willing to go outside legality. Perhaps if I'd made them by hand or something I'd have some investment in the result.

Pen or pencil?

658 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8398 04:34

Pencil. It's more expressive and it's easily correctable. I almost never use pen.

I've been having trouble getting out of my house and going to work. The job is fine, I need the money, but instead of walking out the door I'll find myself doing things like pace back and forth trying to figure out why I'm pacing back and forth. Any advice?

659 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8402 00:37

Set a timer on your phone so that you can still pace back and forth, but only for a small amount of time!

How did you find DQN?

660 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8402 00:40

Missed the left at Albuquerque.

How's the weather up there, Short Stack?

661 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8402 01:55

It's uncomfortably warm, and the coat-and-tie policy doesn't help.

What do you want to be when you grow up?

662 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8402 07:10

I wanted to write complicated programs and build robots. And maybe become a decent artist too. But I don't know anymore, perhaps being alive would suffice...

Which media is the best: traditional or digital?

663 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8402 08:26


I find digital much more accessible, but traditional is quite impressive to see done well.


Why is your favorite color what it is?

664 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8402 16:02

I like green because it reminds me of life, e.g. forests and grass and meadows, etc.

Do you think human beings will ever become a type I civilization?

665 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8403 03:41

See, it's such a nebulous term; each new would-be prophet of scientism has his own definition, it seems. As originally described, we've been there for some time now. But the more imaginative definitions, the one those preaching a gospel of "planetary civilization" and "technological singularity" would have us believe, I say absolutely not. These guys remind me of those guys who keep announcing new dates for the Second Coming... sorry, fellas, I want to live in a better world, too, but it doesn't just get dropped in our laps.

I hope I'm not the only one seeing how ludicrous it is to equate quantifiable figures for energy with "progress". We could expand data centers until we actually had to use planetary-scale energy (to ignore the definitions where all that has to be used on radio signals), but that's clearly not the transhuman robosocialist utopia these people are conjuring up (note that it's not those possibilities I'm specifically rejecting, only that human self-interests don't magically go away just because human needs are exceeded).

Are you the Boddhi?

666 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8403 04:18

If I say yes, are you going to kill me?

What does that even mean, anyway?

667 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8403 05:42

It means I'm referencing odd Flash animations from around 2200 September 1993. Ish.

Would this accursed September just end already?

668 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8403 06:13

There's no way you're going to get me to make a Green Day reference here.

Coke or Pepsi?

669 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8403 06:58

I like diet coke.

What's your favorite way to stay warm on a chilly Fall day?

670 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8403 07:08

I hardly drink either, so I really don't know. If you held a gun to my head and asked me to choose, I'd say Coke.

What would be your ideal vacation?

671 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8403 19:33

Exploring an interesting place on my own, relaxing, making fond memories.

Were you ever involved in a serious accident? How was it like?

672 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8403 20:40


What's the best cereal?

673 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8404 02:43

>>672 Cinnamon Toast Crunch, the one they stopped selling in the US & you had to import it from Canada.

>>674 Do you feel like you already died and you are just living through your past memories till the point where you reach your death again?

674 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8404 02:48


What's up?

675 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8404 04:00

I'm making dinner! I'm starving!

Would you say you're easily spooked?

676 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8478 01:06

Wrapping myself in at least three blankets, not getting dressed, and not leaving the house.

No, quite the opposite.

On average, how frequently do you give/receive hugs? Are you happy with this frequency?

677 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8478 05:29

I give and receive only a few hugs per month, and they are perfunctory, more or less. I'd prefer to give/receive more frequently.

What cause is most dear to your heart?

678 Name: (iœjΔͺͺͺ²iœj) : 1993-09-8478 06:05

Anything that has to do with helping out retards. For some reason, when I see retarded people, I get pretty heartbroken. Particularly downies. It may be because I imagine myself in the position of the parent or someone close to them. The idea of having a child that can't correctly function on its own is really sad to me, especially knowing that once I'm old/I die, there isn't really anyone to take care of it in the way I would be capable of. You love it even though it's broken. I don't really know why I feel so strongly about it. There isn't anyone suffering from any form of retardation in my family or even the family of anyone in my immediate social circle.

Do you refrigerate your tomatoes?

679 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8478 12:56


In your opinion, who is the cutest Hitori Bocchi no ›› Seikatsu character?

680 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8501 18:56

Of the main characters, it's obviously got to be Bocchi herself, although they're all strong contenders on the cuteness front. If we include minor characters then I would also seriously consider Yawara Kai and Oshie Teruyo. I couldn't possibly pick just one though; they're all the cutest in their own unique ways.

What is your favourite way of preparing eggs (i.e. hard-boiled, soft-boiled, scrambled, poached, etc.)?

681 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8710 04:42

Soft-boiled! I like my eggs runny and soft and nice, especially with some dark soy sauce and pepper. Soft-boiled eggs and toast is a traditional breakfast in my country, so I have that quite often, and it's always nice.

What do you regret the most?

682 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8710 08:54

Being a self-centered clueless asshole when I was younger.

How much have you changed since you were a child?

683 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8711 19:15

I got bigger, mostly.

Are you out of touch?

684 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8711 20:25

>>683 I go out of my head when you're not around, yes.

>>685 How many nuts would it take for thee to take a squirrel's knowledge up to level 3?

685 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8713 13:51

Original rules, 9. Latest rules 3, plus the squirrel would be awarded a participation trophy.

686 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8713 13:57

>>687, I have no question, so talk amongst yourself.

687 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8713 20:07

Uh, that was >>686 with latest on 32-bit CPUs. Thanks, >>686.

Akiba or Den Den Town?

688 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8714 18:58

Akiba... I guess.

Do you have a favorite inner sailor senshi?

689 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8714 22:58

>>688 I had to google senshi and found out that was Low Ki's old name, so I pick him.

>>689 Is this impressive or stupid?

690 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8714 22:59

>>691 then

691 Name: (iœjΔͺͺͺ²iœj) : 1993-09-8714 23:39

Necro Butcher match with no blood? That's impressive

What car should I get?

692 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8715 00:37

>>691 A Honda Civic

>>693 The best gun for hunting deer.

693 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8715 01:09

A Puckle gun.

What's your favorite kind of tea?

694 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8721 18:58

Chai tea, but I think that barely counts.

What's the appeal of Rick and Morty? The punch lines all seem to be some form of vulgarity. Is it American humour?

695 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8748 11:03

I can't really say, it never much appealed to me either. It seems as though not just American humour but American media in general is mainly just sex, violence and poo. I'm quite sure there are exceptions but I can't name any high profile ones.

Approximately, how many real life friends do you have?

696 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8748 11:58

3 or 4 good ones, plus a fairly wide circle of classmates that I hang out with.

Have you stopped beating your wife?

697 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8748 12:20

No, she hasn't asked.

Which is sexier: kneepits or shoulderblades? Please explain why in at least eleven words.

698 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8748 12:35

I actually adore a good pair of kneepits. The telltale crease marks of an extended kneepit are suggestive of a entirely bare pair of legs, and you'll only see their bent form in very few scenarios. Shoulderblades, meh, everyone's got them out.

Which is sexier: oboe or trombone? Please explain why in at least eleven words.

699 Name: (iœjΔͺͺͺ²iœj) : 1993-09-8749 00:31

Trombone because it has bone in the name which is a euphemism for sex. Oboe is just a clarinet crossed with the thing that alien played in the bar in Star Wars.

How does 700GET feel?

700 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8749 06:39

It feels like a mix between a wafer and a loofah.

What are you looking forward to?

701 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8749 10:03

Meeting a cute girl tomorrow and probably cuddling her for four days non-stop.

What are you especially not looking forward to?

702 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8749 18:45

The news story on Saturday with a mugshot of your face next to a picture of a cute girl, headlined "CUTE GIRL MURDERED TO DEATH BY ASPHYXIATION BY SELF-PROCLAIMED "THE CUDDLER""

When the moon hits your eye, what exactly is it like, and how is it referred to?

703 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8749 22:25

As the moon approaches hitting distance, it causes an extreme, violent tide that submerges the part of Earth closest to it. This in turn causes extreme, violent storms essentially worldwide. As such, depending on its trajectory and speed, there's a pretty high chance you'll drown or be killed by debris before the moon gets close enough. Assuming you find a way to survive that, though, and manage to make it to the designated location, the moon will certainly have accelerated to such a speed that you won't have time to process the sensation of the moon hitting your eye before your frail body is completely vaporized from the impact energy.

This is referred to as the Apocalypse.

How should I break the cycle of staying up late, getting up late, and sleeping through most of the day when businesses are open?

704 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8750 06:02

Going a day without sleep usually works for me. Stay up late, then when the sun rises take a shower, get out of the house and try to keep yourself occupied until evening. Keeping your body moving and staying out in the sunlight will help revert your biological clock.

What's the best place you've lived and why?

705 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8776 17:22

Probably the place I stayed in my second year of university. Positives:

  • Spacious
  • Double bed
  • Bills included
  • Fairly reasonable price
  • Decent kitchen
  • Within easy walking distance of university and laundrette


  • Heating was broken, so it was always too hot
  • Downstairs neighbour was a bit loud
  • Wasp nest outside

Would you like a hug?

706 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8996 05:02


How much candy do you eat?

707 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9013 18:13

Not that much. At most, the equivalent of one to two candy bars a week.

How long has it been since the last time you talked to somebody in real life?

708 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9013 18:51

A couple hours.
How many different states/provinces have you been to?

709 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9013 19:30

>>708 I've been to 2 provinces of Catalonia, 1 in Australia, 8 in France, 4 in Belgium and 3 in the Netherlands. There are 0 states or provinces in Britain, but if you count counties, well, all of them I guess.

>>710 Where's the nicest place you've been?

710 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9013 22:41

The nicest place I've ever been is only nice because most people don't know about it. So if I told you where it is, it'd be worse off.

What was the last thing you bought at a 711 (or a similar convenience store)?

711 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9014 00:44

A bacon-wrapped hot dog.

Are you comfortable right now? Why/why not?

712 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9015 20:34

No, not really, because it is a misery to cohabitate with the people in my area, but I don't know of a better area to move to.
At night I dream of a big sea-worthy houseboat and a lifetime supply of mittens so I can at last drift away and spend my days cut off from my species but for a satellite internet connection.

Did you enjoy it?

713 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9016 01:41


Which letter (of any alphabet) has the most aesthetically pleasing shape to you, personally?

714 Name: (iœjΔͺͺͺ²iœj) : 1993-09-9016 01:49

I like the J a lot. If we want to get exotic ت is really cute and happy. Of course ƒΦ, the mouth of many of our favorite characters. I guess I really like rounded open top graphemes.

What should I make for dinner tomorrow night?

715 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9016 09:54


How do you operate your pants?

716 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9016 12:45

>>715 I wear boxer shorts

>>717 Have you ever worn pants so tight that when you try to shit yourself, you can't?

717 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9017 19:56

Something Indian. I would recommend a dish, but I'm afraid I'll spell it wrong.

Who's a man and a half?

718 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9081 21:16

Barry Chuckle is both a man and also a half of the British children's comedy duo the Chuckle Brothers.

What is the closest you've ever come to dying?

719 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9081 23:17

I was speeding while drunk on a highway and missed an exit, I fucking smashed the break pedal trying to take it, but my car started spinning out of control. I hit the highway barrier and only manage to fuck up the front bumper, everything else, including myself, was ok. I use Uber to move around the city when drunk now.

What's the most wasted you've ever been?

720 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9082 01:21

>>719 I once took too many xanax on a Friday night and didn't wake up until Sunday evening. My own saliva stained the carpet.

>>721 Do you like vector graphics?

721 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9082 02:56


>I once took too many xanax on a Friday night

used to do that pretty much every night

SVG sounds good in theory but it's annoying in a lot of ways. I do prefer PNG over JPG though. Adobe Flash was vector-based, and look how well that turned out. Not well at all. But aside from that, I don't really care that much about image formats.

If you're drawing, it makes more sense to use raster graphics because then you can do more complicated images that look like actual paintings instead of a couple of lines whose only advantage is that they look smooth when you zoom in on them. SVG makes sense for icons or some logos or graphs or something, but that's about it. But the solution to pixelated raster graphics is to draw super high-res and then downscale for whatever site you're uploading to. It's easy to start with a lower resolution when drawing, but I think it's better to have a resolution that's too high instead of too low.

How often do you get drunk?

722 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9082 15:22

I drink alcohol perhaps once every two weeks or so, but only one or two drinks, so I never get more than tipsy. I've only been properly drunk once. My neighbour threw a house party, and my bedroom was directly adjacent to the speakers, so, realising I had no hope of sleeping, I decided I may as well join them. I was slightly feverous, didn't know anyone there, and everyone else was about ten years older than me. I ended up just standing around aimlessly listening in on conversations I had nothing to add to, and drinking every so often. The party pretty much ended around 3am, when I went home, threw up, and collapsed into bed.

What is your favourite and least favourite part of your own body?

723 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9082 17:27

Favorite: my brain, unironically. Not in a I-think-I'm-smarter-than-everyone-else way, but because I'm glad I don't have any serious mental problems. Look at Terry Davis, for example. He's a genius programmer, but he is hopelessly schizophrenic.
Here's an image of a schizophrenic person's brain compared to a normal one:
Imagine basically having a big hole in your brain that makes your thoughts and behavior weird. No thanks!
Least favorite:
My ankle, because I injured it and it never fully healed.

What is something you do that you think nobody else does?

724 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9083 11:10

Put my finger in my bum. I'm not entirely sure whether nobody else does it; I'm always suspicious of a good night's rest.

What's the most yak-shaving or procrastinating thing you've ever done?

725 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9083 11:57

>>724 In the grand scheme of things, everything is equally pointless so nothing really counts as procrastinating to me. Though I kind of regret wasting some of my precious time on Aristotle's Metaphysics, what a load of rubbish!

>>726 What are your 3 favourite books and why?

726 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9083 17:18

50 Shades of Grey
50 Shades Darker
Ready Player One

Tell me, what do you think of airplanes?

727 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9083 18:50

I love travel, but I hate airplanes. Airport security sucks. Jet lag sucks. At least they sometimes give you alcohol on the flight.

Someone once gave me HORRIBLE advice for dealing with jet lag. "Don't sleep before the trip, just stay up the night before and sleep on the plane!" But the economy seats were too tiny and uncomfortable (and the comfy ones are ridiculously expensive), and there was too much turbulence in order to sleep at all! So I was tired as fuck during a flight across the pacific ocean.

How many books have you read so far this year?

728 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9084 12:22


  • The Second Sex - Simone de Beauvoir
  • Whipping Girl - Julia Serano
  • Fateless - Imre Kertész
  • Mrs Dalloway - Virginia Woolf
  • The Destruction of Black Civilisation - Chancellor Williams

Of the video games you've played, which had the best plot, in your opinion?

729 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9084 14:54

Video games are lame.
What are you doing with your life?

730 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9084 16:31

Playing video games and watching anime.

Who are you cheering for?

731 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9084 16:32

>>728 I don't know about plot, we're all familiar with the John Carmack quote about plot in a video game I think. But the best writing (subtle difference) of the games I've played was Fallout: New Vegas, I think. It's one of few RPGs where I was invested and immersed enough that I sincerely had trouble and angst doing something I wouldn't do IRL. Especially in the expansions, where each one is based on one central choice, I had trouble replaying it and doing the other choices.

>>731 If the only music you could listen to for the rest of your life was the collected works of one single artist, composer, band, etc, who/which would you pick? Off the record, my "favorite" and the one I picked when a friend posed me this question are different artists.

732 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9084 16:36

>>730,731 Croatia. I'm not actually watching the game, but I hope they win. Fuck France.

And Tchaikovsky. Not necessarily my favorite composer/musician of all times, but probably the one with the biggest catalog with the best ratio of things I like to things I don't.

>>732 Is it morally acceptable to lie to avoid hurting someone's feelings, in your opinion?

733 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9084 16:37

FUCked it up again justfuckign beat me with a chair

734 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9084 19:34

As you wish.

Did it hurt? When I beat you with a chair.

735 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9085 16:01

Not just morally acceptable but morally imperative. All social interactions are founded on convenient lies of that sort -- lies of omission, if nothing else.

I didn't feel a thing.

Do you believe there will be a World War III (or a war of comparable magnitude) within your lifetime?

736 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9086 04:04

God, I hope so.

Do you think you will ever have a family? Why or why not?

737 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9086 11:02

Nope. I have absolutely no interest in sex or romance, and will soon be starting a course of medication that will probably, as a side effect, make me infertile.

What is your favourite type of insect?

738 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9086 16:16

I don't have a favorite, but I do have a least favorite:

Where do you see yourself in 10 years?

739 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9086 16:30

Holed up in some rural farm town, watching the big cities burn on TV and giggling like a lunatic.

What's that goddamn racket out there?

740 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9086 22:31

It's a badminton racket; you can tell by the fact the handle is much longer, and the head smaller and rounder than a tennis racket.

What are the last five non-DQN entries in your browser history?

741 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9086 22:37

My browser is set up to never save browser history ever. Only bookmarks. Also clears all cookies when you close the browser. It's better this way.

Do you do any coding? If so, what kinds of things have you made? If not, what would you make if you knew how to program?

742 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9087 07:31

>>741 I did Visual Basic at school, then when I got a job at a games studio there were sometimes tiny code fixes I was able to do myself to save the programming team's time but I'm not much of a coder at all. When the company folded, I did wonder if I'd be able to take the code-base and make something cool out of the dead project but I have to much other stuff going on to really spare time to learn how to code. The idea I had was to make the player characters... made of constantly-generated water shaped like them, and they splash about.

>>743 Would you play a splashy fighting game where the fighters were made of water?

743 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9087 10:39

As a fluid dynamicist, I'd certainly give it a try; it sounds like it could be pretty cool. Especially if you have special attacks that do stuff like change your or your opponent's viscosity, surface tension, pressure fields, etc.

When was the last time you cried?

744 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9111 21:53

While waking up from a fairly disturbing dream. The last time I cried "for real" though was after getting in a fight with my parents.

What's your most embarrassing "unpopular opinion" you are willing to reveal?

745 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9118 19:49

I have unpopular opinions, but I don't think they're embarrassing. Also, people would probably get mad if I posted my unpopular opinions here, since they are political.

How many scars do you have?

746 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9118 21:57

>>745 Hundreds and hundreds, because I have a penchant for painting with my blood. I wonder if I've reached 1000?

>>747 Have you ever tasted dog's blood, or the blood of any other animal?

747 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9119 05:33

>>746 Fred was right, seek help

>>748 What do you think you're trying to prove, anyway?

748 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9119 08:46

I just want to be remembered by strangers after I die. I don't really care how. After all, I'll be dead.

Which was your favorite unbreakable blood oath?

749 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9143 18:50


What is the single most useless piece of information you still remember exactly?

750 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9143 20:48

>>749 There's a lot of it in me old noggin, but I can perfectly recall the particular set of noises the toilet the cottage in the woods I lived in until I was 6 made when it flushed. Whhhw-whhhhw, whhy whhhwHhh... ba-dumpah-dshhh...(...)

>>751 What do you do when you can hear your downstairs neighbours are having a party?

751 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9155 17:18

Footsteps, stomping, music, and laughing.

What's your least-favorite song and why?

752 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9156 01:35

"Ah vous dirai-je, Maman" AKA "Twinkle, Twinkle, Little Star" AKA "Baa, Baa, Black Sheep" AKA "Alphabet Song". I hate it because it's cloying, extremely bland, and ubiquitous.

What's your favorite RPG and why?

753 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9156 03:50

Tabletop: GURPS for the flexibility, though I find 5E surprisingly pleasant. Video game: Planescape Torment, because I felt like I could actually choose what role to play, while also taking in a pretty decent story. (The only JRPG series I've really played is Ys, so I can't really judge that category.)

What's your favorite pole arm?

754 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9351 11:58

I'm pretty into war scythes.

What is the biggest problem in your life right now?

755 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9351 16:35

I ate spicy food for dinner last night and I'm dying in my chair at work today.


What is your preferred email provider?

756 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9351 16:54

I'm currently using Protonmail. It's pretty cool.

What is your favourite/least favourite D&D class?

757 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9351 18:41

Favorite: fighter, being a strong guy who hits things with a big stick is fun
Least favorite: wizard, being a fucking nerd who fights with books is lame

What's your favorite meal that takes under 15 minutes to prepare?

758 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9351 19:51

Cut a piece of salmon. Remove the scales. Add some salt. Simmer for a couple of minutes. You may wish to cut it up while it is simmering to distribute the heat more efficiently.

If your life was a game, played by beings in some higher plane of existence, what would the speed-run leader board look like for [insert a life goal of your choice]?

759 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9410 04:45

I'm not sure I fully understand the question. I have no idea what the speed-run leader board would look like, because I don't know any beings in a higher plane of existence, let alone their names.
But here are a few random life events that I think would be funny to speedrun:

  • Obese% (reach a BMI of 30.0 or higher)
  • Porn% (become a porn star)
  • Dictator% (become dictator of a small country)
  • CPS% (have a baby, get it taken away by child protective services (idea stolen from Sims speedrunning))
  • Hot Dog% (win a national hot dog eating championship)
  • Nipple% (get somebody else to lick and suck your nipples)
  • Cancer% (die of cancer)
  • Extinction% (exterminate the human race)

What are you watching recently?

760 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9410 04:59

A lot of Community reruns. I'm almost ready to move on.

Who are you voting for in 2020?

761 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9410 11:46

I'm actually quite conflicted on this one. It's a tough decision, especially for someone relatively apolitical such as myself. Ultimately, however, I think my vote is going to go to Miyuki Takara.

Which would you rather have amputated: one of your arms, or one of your legs?

762 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9410 14:40

Leg, definitely. Right leg if I get to choose.

What's your plan for when the $ goes into hyperinflation?

763 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9410 14:59

>>762 It will affect my currency, or maybe we will have a new currency then and it can just be part of the settling-in period for the new world. Whatever happens, I don't really care, life will happen and I will only sort of be part of it.

>>764 Do you ever worry the weather where people live will be manipulated by malicious forces?

764 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9410 22:10

I did a couple of modules of meteorology back in undergrad, and... no, I really don't. The sheer amount of mass and energy you'd have to manipulate to cause any kind of harmful weather, e.g. a drought or hurricane, is way out of our technological reach. The only weather manipulation we can do at present is cloud seeding, and even that only works locally, temporarily, and only if clouds are on the verge of forming already anyway.

What is your opinion on body pillows?

765 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9410 22:16

A vague facsimile of mai waifu, veering dangerously into 3D territory.

What's that thumping sound from the apartment upstairs?

766 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9411 00:08

Sex. Everybody is having more sex than you. Especially the people upstairs.

What is your opinion on horoscopes?

767 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9411 21:23

>>766 I have a bit of a crackpot theory about astrology... see how the moon affects the tides, well what if the different celestial bodies actually do hold some kind of sway on different people on our planet born at different times? For example if Mars has, I don't know, a lot more iron in its core, and people born at a time when it's close to Earth are more susceptible to something in it, compared to people born when another planet is aligned with the Earth a different way. Like what if people born at different times of the year were affected by which planets were nearest at the time, and as they swing back into orbit, those planets affect the people in different ways? As in the universe is a complex system and the positioning of everything makes a tight, perfectly arranged mechanism for how life on Earth plays out. I'm drunk and pretty sure this is a lot of bullshit, but I also bet there's a lot of variables humans aren't aware of and can't measure/understand yet. I've always thought horoscopes were superstitious nonsense, but it's interesting how often people match the stereotypes they were born into.

>>768 Do you know enough to tear my pseudoscientific inklings to shreds?

768 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9411 23:22

Here's my attempt: we know what happens to tides when planets align (see number 8 on this list), or this article about something similar in 2000. The effect for the first was something like 4x10^-5 meters, according to Wikipedia, and less for the second. Those tidal effects on a womb, or perhaps on an undeveloped brain, would be minute, probably less than the G-forces caused by the mother standing up and walking around once or twice more per day.

Here's my complementary pseudoscientific inklings, though: in eras before electricity and good transport networks, people's activities and diets were far more closely correlated to seasons than they are now. So children born in winter might start developing object permanence with consistently different surroundings than children born in summer, and they might eat different types of food at critical stages. They might form different habits based on what tasks their family needed when they became old enough to start doing manual labor, and so on. Things like zodiac signs could have categorized those differences.

What's an interesting fact that you know because of your field of profession/training, but which you don't think gives away what that profession/training was?

769 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9412 01:52

Did you know that people tip strippers with $2 bills now instead of $1s? Inflation is real.

If I gave you $100 right now with the stipulation that you had to spend it on something "fun" and not like rent or bills, what would you get?

770 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9412 08:09

Definitely a mechanical (browns) RGB-backlit keyboard (full-programmable, of course), or a musical toy that goes beep boop.

Where could I keep my homebrew once it's in progress? I don't actually have that many dark, undisturbed places in my house.

771 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9412 14:10

It's difficult for me to suggest places without knowing anything about where you live, but surely you must have somewhere dark and undisturbed? Maybe the back of your wardrobe, or in a drawer? Or just in the corner of a room with a blanket over it?

What have you been playing recently?

772 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9412 16:26

>>771 A little bit of MGSV each day grinding my Mother Base stats up, Tekken 7, FIFA '96, Croc: Legend Of The Gobbos

>>773 What's the oldest console you own?

773 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9412 16:58

ZX Spetrum, which I today learned was released a year before the NES (1982 vs 1983; I own one of each). Currently it's out of action, though, due to my insufficient skills at converting coaxial to composite.

Do you make cocktails? What's your favorite?

774 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9412 17:09

Currently borrowing Famicon (1983) from a friend, but the first console I actually owned was a Game Boy (1989).

What are some of your favorite old games?

775 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9413 14:56

Doom, hands down. I'm making a map for it right now.

What is your favorite season?

776 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9413 18:07

Sorry, I don't know anything about cocktails. I think my sense of taste is plebeian enough that they would be wasted on me.

Autumn, followed after a gap by winter. Probably because of the lack of humidity (where I live).

Whoa, 777, an auspicious number. You must be pretty lucky. What's the most recent stroke of good fortune you've had?

777 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9414 05:39

(replying because I missed the first time and >>776's answer was boring)
I make cocktails but nothing fancy, usually just mixing whatever juice I have with whatever alcohol I have. However my favorite is hands down gin + Jamaican ginger beer.

Yesterday I forgot to bring proper shoes to a basketball event, but it turned out my friend had the address wrong anyway, so we just spent the day drinking craft beer instead. In this way two misfortunes became fortunate.

What's a fond memory you have of 2018?

778 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9414 06:24

I started college in 2018 and the first day I moved into the dorm is a great memory. I went out and explored the city with some friends from high school and overall just had a great night.
Why is your favorite band your favorite?

779 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9422 11:46

I like them because they were trying to produce a new sound like none heard before. I think they succeeded.

Do you want rice with that?

780 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9422 12:23

Yes please, with extra sauce.

How's the sex life?

781 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9422 23:35

I haven't had the sex since last year
So, it's about as dead as my frontal cortex


782 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9423 09:40


What the fuck is wrong with you?

783 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9423 19:56

I just don't know when to stop. Also, severe mental retardation.

Programming question. You're probably a programmer. In the string "abcde", is the character 'a' at the start of the string, or the left?

784 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9423 20:41

It's at the first position, which is the same as index 0.

How long is a piece of string?

785 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9423 22:03

>>784 The distance from one end to its midpoint, times 2.

>>786 When was the last time you got film developed?

786 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9423 23:16

It depends on how the string you are using is defined. But admittedly, C-style string is often presumed these days due to its simplicity, and many abstractions that are employed like a more flexible C-style string are widely used in practice, so this is more like a nitpicking (one open to more nitpicking), as programmers are wont to be like.

Never, my parents hate me and would never give me a camera that worked.

Are you the funk soul brother?

787 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9424 19:09

>>786 A funk soul brother, but not the funk soul brother. Ahh, that takes me back to playing FIFA '99 all day...

>>788 Which is the best FIFA game in the series and why?

788 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9425 13:24

Championship Manager.

How about them woodchucks, eh?

789 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9425 18:43

I'm not impressed. Just really overweight rats tbh.

Procedural or hand-made?

790 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9426 03:25

All-American copy pasta, all day every day. Hoorah!

Have you ever seen a bald eagle, such as at a zoo?

791 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9426 05:10


Do you love Lain?

792 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9426 10:34

>>791 No

>>794 Have you ever strolled down a secluded lane with your true love, pinkies intertwined?

793 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9426 13:46


What's your favorite kind of mask?

794 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9426 14:41


Plans for the weekend? Don't just answer "no;" what are you doing?

795 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9427 07:35

hiding from dad, he may not be an alcoholic but he does the same shit and he was on the warpath tonight so i can't sleep

Do you speak a language that has a sound like "ngo"?

796 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9427 07:53

I've said the word "bongo" before, so I guess so.

If you were arrested by Detective Pikachu and went to Pokémon prison, which Pokémon's bitch would you prefer to be?

797 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9428 10:50


What aspect of early 2000s net culture do you miss the most?

vc: chen

798 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9428 19:22

All Your Base memes.

How do you feel about the upcoming 800GET?

799 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9429 03:09

I'm so excited!

How excited are you, from 1 to Excited?

800 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9429 04:22

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What's your fast food tier list?

801 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9429 05:24

A&W > Donair Affair > Harveys > Pita Pit > american shit > shit, i.e. literal feces > Tim Hortons

What's your favorite kind of donut?

802 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9429 08:05

Cinnamon donut. It must be completely saturated by cinnamon, not just some half-assed sprinkles. The cinnamon should be adhered to the surface by butter, to the point where it has completely soaked into the skin of the donut. Not too much sugar. Maybe a bit of nutmeg.

What is your dream lover?

803 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9429 11:24

A dominant, muscular older guy who'll choke me and slap me around a bit during sex but then turns into a total puppy dog and just wants to cuddle afterward. Also he needs to like anime and laugh at my jokes.

Have you ever travelled outside your country of origin? If you've done it more than once, which trip was your favorite?

804 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9430 05:56

I have, twice. My favourite trip was to Seoul. Seoul was very Q. They have lots of tall buildings but no deodorant.

What's the most petty thing you've stolen in the last couple months?

805 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9432 18:11

>>804 A kiss... from a rose...

>>806 Can you see my vision of a red hot summer in white, when love was the feeling?

806 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9433 09:54

No, this is a text only site. If you want to share an image, you'll have to upload it elsewhere and post a link to it.

What are you procrastinating on right now?

807 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9433 09:57


What do you do when you can't sleep?

808 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9433 18:08

I listen to cute ASMR videos.

What do you do when you can't concentrate?

809 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9434 05:36

Dilute! Dilute! OK!

Are there any old Flash videos (like OLD) that you don't think about much but do remember pretty well?

810 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9434 06:00

>>809 "The end of the fucking world", I was like 12 years old, watching it over and over on summer break, playing runescape and pokemon sapphire all day, also just learned to how to masturbate that summer. I think I'll remember that til the day I die.


Have you ever felt intense nostalgia for something from your childhood, say a game or a movie, then gone back and watch/play/etc it again as an adult and it's just not the same? What was it?

811 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9435 02:48

Yes, unfortunately I've had that experience with multiple things. Off the top of my head: Worms World Party, Pokemon Silver, The Demented Cartoon Movie, and Monty Python and the Holy Grail.

On the other hand, Roller Coaster Tycoon is still just as fun as it was 20 years ago.

Have you ever felt intense nostalgia for something from your childhood, say a game or a movie, then gone back and watch/play/etc it again as an adult and it's just as good as it was before? What was it?

812 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9435 16:18

Unfortunately, no. I've found that kind of nostalgia is only good for a decade or less. Mechcommander Gold is still fun, though.

What about you convinces other people you're not actually from this planet?

813 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9436 01:03

>>812 the way in which i swallow rats whole.

>>814 how loudly can you hiss?

814 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9436 19:30

>>813 not all that loud my dude

>>815 is this the year when the ron paul revolution finally happens?

815 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9437 10:16

nobody is running for president this year. Perhaps in 1996?

why do you need konami original songs?

816 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9461 07:58

>>815 It is more fun to beat up bad guys while playing the soundtrack of Ninja Turtles games.

>>817 A fire truck loaded with holy water.

817 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9461 13:53

Not quite a question, I think you mixed this up with the other thread.

Did it hurt? When you fell from heaven? Huh, Satan?

818 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9958 22:39

Yeah, it did. I just wanted to be loved to be honest with you. But God couldn't have any of that.

What is your favorite Twitter account, if any?

819 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9958 22:44


When was your first visit to 4-ch and how did you find it?

820 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9959 00:31

When the spam in /prague/ got to the point that you couldn't post normally anymore, like 2011ish or something. I just followed other posters to the secret area and then here.

Who's your favorite egirl.

821 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9959 11:47

>>820 Nya, the mentally ill racist-anime-twitter adjacent one who findommed some redditor into recording himself saying "nigger" and sent it to his woke girlfriend and got doxxed by a bunch of angry black people for it. Not my favorite because I particularly support any of that but because it's all so spectacularly fucked up that I can't look away. Like watching a train crash into an orphanage.

>>822 What's the last book you read for pleasure, not for school or work, and what did you think of it?

822 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9959 12:09

>>821 I read lots of books, this year I read a good book called "Wittgenstein's Poker" about an infamous confrontation between Ludwig Wittgenstein and Karl Popper, and it compared their similar situations as Jews escaping the Nazis. It was really interesting, but the book I'm just about to finish is this beautiful, signed copy of a book called "Dharma Delight" by Rodney Greenblat. You might know him as the creator of Parappa The Rapper and my girlfriend Um Jammer Lammy. It's an illustrated guide to various buddhist concepts and stories. It really is delightful

>>823 How many books do you read per year?

823 Name: iE‚ցE ;j : 1993-09-9959 14:40

A couple here and there, mostly work related (programming). I've read most of what I care to read, no one's really written anything very interesting since Wittgenstein/Heidegger/Derrida.

If there is such a thing, what is the relationship between the mass attenuation coefficient of an element and the threshold at which EM radiation is able to ionise an atom of that element?

824 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9975 23:51

Bitch, shut the hell up

How much do you hate >>823?

825 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9976 00:04

>>824 not at all, it was an intriguing notion, I didn't have a good answer but I'm glad he thought to share the juicy fruit from the bough of his imagining tree

>>826 Is a muffin cake?

826 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9976 01:18

Cupcakes are cake. Muffins are bread. But cakes are just airier versions of bread. So I don't know.

Is cheesecake pie?

827 Name: (iœjΔͺͺͺ²iœj) : 1993-09-9976 02:37

It doesn't fit the criteria for cake, but does for pie, so it's pretty unambiguously pie if you get past the name.

Got a scrap of paper?

828 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9976 12:14

>>827 Fuckin loads, a tree was cut down and pulped to make this paper, and due to an oath I took I am required to honour their lives by making art on their body parts instead of just binning the scraps.

>>829 Check this out, a sheet of paper is to a tree what a burger patty is to a cow, what do you make of that‽

829 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9976 20:06

>>828 I want hundreds of patties

>>830 Have you ever gotten a handwritten letter directed in your physical mailbox from somebody you don't recognize? (I just did) (Who the fuck are you, random Georgia mailer?)

830 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9977 14:19

>>829 Someone tried to get me to cash a fake check for them and give them part of the illegal proceeds.

>>831 Ever get scammed out of $750 or more?

831 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10074 20:05

Yeah, it was a funny story actually! Email me at for details, and I'll tell you all about how it happened. Make sure you have your credit card to hand.

What is the worst thing that has ever happened to you?

832 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10446 09:23

>>831 Probably going to jail for choking a bitch, it was so boring

>>833 Can you repeat the question?

833 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10446 12:40


Can you repeat the question?

834 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10446 22:10

No I cannot.

What's your favourite prime number?

835 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10446 22:18

Why, 835 of course!

How do I get better at math?

836 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10446 22:38

read the liber abaci by liberace

when will the sun come out again? it's sad here

837 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10447 00:01

>>836 When you wave away the clouds in your heart.

>>838 What is the ideal sock length in proportion to personality?

838 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10447 11:05

Everybody, without exception, should wear cute stripy thigh high socks. This will improve everybody's personality.

What is your favourite TTRPG system?

839 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10447 14:25

>>838 A system I made myself, a sort of combination between FUDGE and F.A.T.A.L., specifically for erotic role-playing in a fusion Touhou-Azumanga alternate reality setting.

>>840 What is your quest?

840 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10447 18:38

To seek the holy grail!

What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?

841 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10447 21:28

Fast enough

Who's your daddy?

842 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10447 22:23

>>841 My daddy is >>842 Snr.

>>843 Do you feel the bed move when your heart beats?

843 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10449 17:48

Not usually. But when it misses a beat, I feel everything move.

Which other textboards do you frequent?

844 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10449 19:50

None! The Elitist Superstructure satisfies all my needs!

Will you pat my head and call me a good girl if I ask you nicely?

845 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10449 23:41

You will never be a woman.

How do I apply for a child tax credit in Argentina?

846 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10450 10:40

Ask in the local parents' Facebook group or something, I'm sure they'll know.


How frequently do you wear hats, and what sort?

847 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10450 11:15

If hairpieces count, all the time-- but don't tell anyone.

How do you take your coffee?

848 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10450 15:56

>>847 A teaspoon of instant coffee, two teaspoons of sugar and a teabag into a big mug, fill ⅔ with boiling water, stir, top up with cow juice, stir, leave the teabag in. I call it yingyong, after the lovestruck ducks ☺️

>>849 What's the fastest you've ever driven?

849 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10450 18:54

Somewhere around 100mph on a German autobahn once.

Would you say your life has gotten better, gotten worse, or stayed much the same over the last two years?

850 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10450 20:41

Objectively it's significantly better! It still feels like I'm stuck in the same place socially though (sitting in my room most of the time), but maybe it'll improve in the future too.

How do I stop sitting in my room most of the time?

851 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10450 21:20

get a bed!

How do I stop laying in bed in my room most of the time?

852 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10450 22:30

Come sleep in mine!

How do you smell?

853 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10450 23:13

>>852 Through my nostrils.

>>854 Can I kick it?

854 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10451 01:32

>>853 I don't know, CAN you??????

>>855 WHAT is the point of playing NANCY DREW GAMES?

855 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10452 10:44

The New Straits Times mentioned that the second game "has a certain voyeuristic charm," which I assume means there's a cheat code you can enter to make Nancy get down and dirty, like GTA: San Andreas.

Are umamusume who are based on stallions trans?

856 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10452 11:13

Every fictional character is trans if you want them to be.

What do you usually have for breakfast?

857 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10452 11:46

>>856 Since the starts of krona virus lockdown I've had croissants every day, chocolate or almond, or now and then pain au chocolats. I'm totally addicted to pastry, wow-woah-oh

>>858 Have you ever tried dulce de leche?

858 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10452 12:06

Going to make it for tres leches this week! Excited!

Can you help me compose a comforting song about possibly belly button related woes, so we can get the "Demanding from the next poster" thread back into action as well?

859 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10452 12:30

>>858 Maybe you could use a pun around navy blue/navel blues? Make it a short comforting grindcore song in the style of Melt-Banana. No amount of navel-gazing can help you get things done

>>860 What's the most lavish gift you've ever given someone

860 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10452 15:23

>>859 I didn't know what to get my ex-wife for her birthday one year, and she said gI don't know, just get me something crazy and expensive that I don't even needh so I signed her up for 3 months of chemotherapy

>>861 What will your last words be?

861 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10480 09:12

The lyrics of "The Final Countdown" by Europe.
What is your favorite wild animal?

862 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10480 09:24

>>861 Definitely rabbits, lovely little creatures 😊 I feel pure delight when I see bunnies somewhere if I'm out walking and my house has lots of bunny decorations. Wallabies are my second favourite!

>>863 Have you ever met/ate a wallaby?

863 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10480 19:06

No, but my sister who lives in Australia has.

What mental disorders do you have, diagnosed or suspected?

864 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10481 10:48

>>863 None

>>865 Do you own a car?

865 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10481 16:54


What is your favourite plant?

866 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10485 11:18

That's a tough one, there's a lot to choose from. Fields full of daisies always make me happy, and you can make cute daisy chains out of them, so probably them I guess.

What is your favourite bird?

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