>>758
I'm not sure I fully understand the question. I have no idea what the speed-run leader board would look like, because I don't know any beings in a higher plane of existence, let alone their names.
But here are a few random life events that I think would be funny to speedrun:
- Obese% (reach a BMI of 30.0 or higher)
- Porn% (become a porn star)
- Dictator% (become dictator of a small country)
- CPS% (have a baby, get it taken away by child protective services (idea stolen from Sims speedrunning))
- Hot Dog% (win a national hot dog eating championship)
- Nipple% (get somebody else to lick and suck your nipples)
- Cancer% (die of cancer)
- Extinction% (exterminate the human race)
>>760
What are you watching recently?