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1 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10066 09:56

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201 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10150 16:10

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202 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10150 17:44

Commit Effort. The hero can fly at twice their usual movement rate. If undistracted and able to fly in a straight line, they can reach speeds of up to 100 miles an hour.

203 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10151 21:04

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204 Name: vc: there : 1993-09-10151 21:23

“The idle apprehend more things, are deeper than the industrious: no task limits their horizon; born into an eternal Sunday, they watch-—and watch themselves watching”

Excerpt From
A Short History of Decay
E. M. Cioran

205 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10153 21:00

Baby Harp Seal channell is owned by wildlife photographer Rei Ohara who hase benn visited the ice of Harp Seal more than 30 years.Rei Ohara used be a news photographer for Blackstrar and coverd Tiannnamen squere 1989, Gulf war 1990, Somalia 1992. After he met the baby harp seal in Canada 1990, he decide to switch to a wildlife photographer. Since then every year if ice was possible too land by helicopter he visited baby Harp Seals. He have more than 10 books about Harp Seal in Japan.

206 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10154 09:12

So white people are treatin like a rock concert. so
understaning flav, as a white boy. I am not even really
going to try. I do have remote street smarts. So
understanding th US spy of black folks, depending on
cocaine from South America. We understand rocking,
everything becomes fuck*d. So the less, $ have become
fuel for .gov. Some countries do not really have this issue

I do not have this issue, I mean I love people for their resilience,
but hate their hate for people. Our response to hate is response.
Our response to respect to relegion, what-have-you it is gonna
be not perfect. Good luck. K this is kinda weid, there is this space
that used to have this had a poor white boy like me. easy cheap
section food. So that made things easy, so 50 cents for food
worked. Impossibleserios,. Everything is possible. .

k we need to simply what time it is

207 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10155 08:01

Honey... It'll Kill You

Jonathan and a young man from the army decide to go check out the Philistines. By check out, we mean scope the danger, not hit on them. We thought we should clarify.
Jonathan wants to attack them, mostly because they're uncircumcised. Believe us, it's a big deal to the Israelites (1-7).
So he concocts a plan to see what God wants them to do. Basically, if the Philistines start trash talking, Jonathan will know God wants them to fight. Guess what? The Philistines start trash talking. Let the fighting begin (8-12).
Despite being vastly outnumbered, Jonathan and the youth with him win the battle. All the Philistines become afraid, especially after an earthquake hits (13-15).
Saul realizes that Jonathan is missing, and after some running around, the Israelites want to battle the Philistines.
The Israelites eat bloody meat because Saul's an idiot and God refuses to talk to him. We know that doesn't make a whole lot of sense, but that's what the Bible says.
Saul thinks God is silent because someone has sinned. It's determined Jonathan is the sinner because he ate honey (the nerve of some people). Saul wants to kill him because he's a great dad, but the Israelites talk him out of it.
The Philistines and the Israelites separate to fight another day (16-52).

208 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10155 10:35

Trying to find banger islamic nasheeds I found some race grifter who people seem to only interact with because they want to "dunk on" someone who is arguing in bad faith. Disappointing website.

209 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10155 11:17

[8.0] "The Undertaker and Michaels have sold the legacy, and thus this match does not deserve the maximum score. In other words, there was no sensible message in the match. Michaels played the character of the offended and aching girl, being a forty-year-old man. The undertaker was cool, but he fell for this thread, from which he barely won. Fake. (****)

210 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10155 13:03

211 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10155 14:12

Perhaps you can tell me what’s wrong with feeding beef burgers to swans?

212 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10155 14:50

Bhadreshkumar Chetanbhai Patel (born May 15, 1990) is an Indian fugitive wanted for killing his wife at a Dunkin' Donuts store in Hanover, Maryland, in the United States on April 12, 2015.

213 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10155 17:21

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214 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10155 23:29

原曲を刻む

215 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10156 06:19

Indeed I, Paul, say to you that if you become circumcised, Christ will profit you nothing. And I testify again to every man who becomes circumcised that he is a debtor to keep the whole law. You have become estranged from Christ, you who attempt to be justified by law; you have fallen from grace.

216 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10156 08:19

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217 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10156 12:54

218 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10156 13:02

219 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10156 15:18

13-HOURS OF ORISA GAMEPLAY TO FALL ASLEEP TO!!!

220 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10156 15:36

In 2015, researchers at The University of Texas Health Science Center at Houston found that plants can be a vector for prions. When researchers fed hamsters grass that grew on ground where a deer that died with chronic wasting disease (CWD) was buried, the hamsters became ill with CWD, suggesting that prions can bind to plants, which then take them up into the leaf and stem structure, where they can be eaten by herbivores, thus completing the cycle. It is thus possible that there is a progressively accumulating number of prions in the environment.[81][82]

vc: now

221 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10157 07:21

Sting ray ‘laughing’ while being tickled in viral TikTok is actually ‘suffocating to death,’ say experts

222 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10158 09:52

223 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10158 14:42

Chin chien chi [金簡記] reads; "At noon on the ping-wu day of a fifth moon pestle the Five Minerals to a mixture. The Five Minerals are realgar, cinnabar, orpiment, alum, and laminar malachite [五石者, 雄黃, 丹砂, 雌黃, 礬石, 曾青也]. When they have all been reduced to a powder, wash it in 'Gold Flower' solvent and place in a Six-One crucible, heat over cinnamon wood using a bellows. When this mixture has been completed, refine it with hardwood charcoal, having young girls and boys approach the fire. With a male mixture, make a male dagger; with a female one, make a female dagger, each of them 5.5 inches long. (Earth's number, 5, is used in order to suppress the stream's powers.) Wear these daggers when traveling on water, and no crocodiles, dragons, large fish, or water gods will dare approach you."[33]

224 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10159 02:01

225 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10159 04:03

hypothetically, sharing a Youtuber’s OnlyFans images for the purposes of discussing how much of a “fat whore” she is counts as a transformative critique

226 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10161 06:38

Bid now on your favorite CryptoSnoo NFT to be a part of Reddit history.

227 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10162 10:09

Surprised? Well, it’s the truth for many young football fans here. Skipping classes because they had to sleep late in the previous night is pretty common.

But skipping exams? Unfortunately we even have to do this sometimes. What else could we do when we are forced to choose between El Clasico and an exam?

Record it? Or better yet, support a local league AND be a functioning member of society.

228 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10162 17:11

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229 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10162 18:10

By popular demand I'm releasing
THE HOBBIT: DOPESMOKER EDITION

Featuring the imagery of The Hobbit (1977) and the roaring riffs of Dopesmoker by Sleep. The result is a powerful tone-piece I've treasured for years, now it's yours.

Keep it secret. Keep it safe.

230 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10163 03:50

eu ganho o pão de vender os camarões na praia
sou imigrante ilegal no portugal

231 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10164 22:09

pride month
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232 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10165 05:17

I wanna fug the crazy girl from Avatar and make her shoot blue fire out her bussy

233 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10165 21:56

"memes are not life advice"

234 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10166 01:04

235 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10166 03:43

Watch Now: Recipe for Change,
a celebration of Asian American culture

236 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10166 08:39

In July, André Kagwa Rwisereka, another opposition leader, was beheaded in Butare. The United Nations demanded an investigation into the attacks but no further action was taken.

237 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10167 16:57

He staunchly defends his greens demanding proof that they cause any damage in real life ppl not just case studies, and claims he feels great the more greens he eats. And at the bottom of the comments he says he has recurring kidney stones. This feels like a parody.

238 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10167 21:09

The Lord of Sheffield who takes Mash Kyrielight as his wife for political reasons. He is building up a rebel force to overthrow Morgan Le Fay so he can become king himself.

Since he looks like a white lion humanoid, be sure not to confuse him with Thomas Edison.

239 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10168 00:49

Austin: Where are we?
Earl hebner: boy you in the garden
Austin: of eden What?
Earl hebner: The garden of Madison square

240 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10169 10:16

Two Men Have Been in Jail for 45 Days for Saying Cow Poop and Piss Can’t Cure COVID

241 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10170 10:57

I am a heron. With a long neck, I will grab a fish from the surface of the water with my beak. If you do not put this message 10 times on other than this board, I will visit your kitchen this evening and confuse the pots and kettles.

242 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10170 11:42

shes a rabbit girl who was cursed by a witch to never be able to eat carrots, and to only be able to eat her least favorite food, which was curry

this was like a 30 hour long, highly emotive plot point

243 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10170 11:49

>>242
That actually sounds really sad

244 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10170 12:57

Slave markets found on Instagram and other apps

245 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10171 10:07

246 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10171 19:06

SHOCKING motive in Dylan Redwine case: Father posed for photos while wearing a diaper, makeup, eating feces

247 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10172 01:03

>>246
People will really try anything to stand out on hookup apps these days.

248 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10172 04:47

Indonesian Tourism and Creative Economy Minister Sandiaga Uno announced his intention to pursue a ban of the popular battle royale game. It appears that this decision concerned a piece of Fortnite content from 2019 that depicts a structure in the game resembling the Kaaba. Located at the centre of the Masjid al-Haram Mosque of Mecca in Saudi Arabia, the Kaaba is one of the most sacred sites in Islam.

According to a CNN Indonesia report, Minister Sandiaga said he had been told that he structure resembling the Kaaba must be “destroyed” to retrieve new weapons and head to a new level.

249 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10173 01:06

1 Save me, O God, and that with speed,
because the waters do
So very nigh my soul proceed,
and enter thereinto;
2 I sink full deep in mire and clay,
where I can feel no ground,
And in deep waters, where I may
most suddenly be drown'd.
3 With crying I am weary, lo,
my throat is hoarse and dry,
My sight doth fail, looking also
for help to God on high.
4 My guileless soul for to oppress
my foes with hate are led,
In number sure they are no less
than hairs upon my head.
5 Though for no cause they vex me sore,
they prosper and are glad;
they do compel me to restore
the things I never had.
6 What I through my simplicity
have done, Lord, thou canst tell,
And all my faults in privacy
to thee are known full well.
7 O God of hosts defend and stay
all those, that trust in thee,
Let no man shrink away for ought,
that happeneth unto me.
8 It is for thee and for thy sake
that I do bear this blame;
In spite to thee they would me make
to hide my face for shame.
9 My mother's sons, my brethren all,
reject me with disgrace,
And as a stranger they me call,
they will not know my face.
10 Unto thy house such zeal I bear,
that it doth vex me much,
Their checks and taunts at thee to hear
my very heart doth touch.

250 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10173 19:10

Posted by u/PoopSmearingAssange 5 hours ago

251 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10173 20:43

Would the artist be able too listen his own record who made these sounds. Can he eat his dinner or enjoy a bottle of wine keep listening on his bed while he burns the bottom of a spoon fixing black shot syringe soaked cotton Black lung david thussel andronicon incident aardvark the ant has an argument in time ants are eating people

252 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10174 07:32

I am Heron of Alexandria. I have a large beard and I create mathematical formulas. If you don't repost this comment on 10 other pages, I will use my primitive steam engine to induce mold in your walls.

253 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10174 09:57

Trick people into thinking you've just eaten an apple by rubbing your stomach and saying "mmmm, that was a lovely apple."

Trick people into thinking your dad is Italian by saying "Mamma Mia! As my dad would say."

254 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10174 10:02

userA: @userB i have some very tragic news. #@& was SWATted tonight in his home and killed. His servers were seized by federal law enforcement and an unknown party is "the new #@&". I am sad things turned out so ugly,
userA: @userB it appears that there is no longer any legitimacy to the k@#$%a project. the k@#$%a staff is divided between federal stasi and gullible teenagers. #@&, in any event, will be unable to provide proof-of-identity, because he died :ghost:
userA @userB will the Sageru Bees stop at nothing to ruin our little internet?

255 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10174 12:17

For some reason some people on here don't think that's the case.

Can only assume as non English they haven't been in England when the England football team are playing.

England has a lot of nationalities living and working there and they all get abuse.

Hide your Italian make cars and board up your restaurants on Sunday is my advice for people in England.

What a lot of crap, I've lived in England for years and never had any abuse but don't let that stop your anti English rant, would this be acceptable if it was an African nation you were talking about? or would it be classed as racist?

Oh feck off will ya 🤣

256 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10174 15:49

Male mallards also occasionally chase other male ducks of a different species, and even each other, in the same way.[89] In one documented case of "homosexual necrophilia", a male mallard copulated with another male he was chasing after the chased male died upon flying into a glass window.[89] This paper was awarded an Ig Nobel Prize in 2003.[90]

257 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10175 10:07

258 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10175 19:47

South Korean university professors have designed a toilet that generates power from poop. Students are incentivized to use the toilet with a digital currency called Ggool. The average person's poop in one day can power a car for three quarters of a mile, said a professor.

259 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10176 06:25

I make stroganoff every once in a while and it's not even close, I'd say this recipe will get you a really weird stew.

260 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10176 07:43

They're actually Leopards Couchant, not Lions.

Baddiel, Skinner, and Ian Broady know feck all about heraldry.

261 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10176 10:41

>>260 Neither does that guy it seems - “couchant” means lying sternally recumbent (like the Sphinx). They are lions passant-guardant in the England badge, passant means that standing pose they're in and guardant means they're looking at the viewer. This particular representation can also be called a “leopard”, but the ambiguity is due to different translations from French

262 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10176 11:22

263 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10176 11:35

I almost want Engerland to win it as the England manager and his more internationalist ,enlightened outward looking squad of Marxists will wind up the gammon faced knuckldragging 2 world wars and1 world cup type in the England support like that twat MP who refuses to watch them cause they take the knee .

Scenes in the England dressing room as Harry Kane leads his vuctorious side into singing the red flag and the internationalle.

But then it's England so nah .

264 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10176 11:36

As others have said, I also hope Hibs win the league this season if we don't.

I also wish that Hibs TV was broadcast onto our home TVs, computers and radios every day so we could be sure that every time we turn on a device we can be told by a Hibby somewhere how they view the world and how good Hibs are. Listening to all that will help wear us down and help us believe that Hearts don't really exist as a real Club.

It would be great if Hibs and their media crawlers could chip away at us every day, pandering to the mood of their Hibs boardroom cronies and paymasters. They'll help us realise that the successes of Hibs and Hearts are actually all achievements of the Hibs Kingdom, as Hearts are just a small feeder club to the Hibs Kingdom, and Jambos don't really deserve any respectful mention or wider, credible individual identity themselves. Only the Hibs identity matters, and their media will regularly hark back to their "superior" achievements in history to disguise the truth of how terrible the Hibs Kingdom is today.

As mere Jambos, our world views should not be the culture we are exposed to every day in the media, because the Hibs culture is much more important and much more relevant to us as Jambos.

It is the Hibbies – as our "larger, more capable and richer" (aye right) neighbours – who should have editorial control of every main stream media outlet we mere Jambos are exposed to.

As a Hearts supporter, I will always support Hibs, because without Hibs taking all our Club revenues and telling us how to run our Club, well, where would we be....

265 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10176 13:04

Thanks for the lecture.

I think you've mistaken me for someone else. Meanwhile I'll be partying with Polish, Germans, Algerians., Moroccans, Irish, English, people from Ghana, Jamaica and China. There will be a Chinese Scotsman from Corby and a Spanish Russian from Portugal. Good luck with your project to keep politics and history out of sport.

You might find me in the kitchen by the time it kicks off.

266 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10176 20:08

27 “You have heard that it was said to those of old, ‘You shall not commit adultery.’ 28 But I say to you that whoever looks at a woman to lust for her has already committed adultery with her in his heart.

10 “‘If a man commits adultery with another man’s wife—with the wife of his neighbor—both the adulterer and the adulteress are to be put to death.

267 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10177 00:54

Noun
floater (plural floaters)

Agent noun of float; one who or that which floats.
An employee of a company who does not have fixed tasks to do but fills in wherever needed, usually when someone else is away.
(sports) An unaffiliated player.
(politics) A voter who shifts from party to party, especially one whose vote can be purchased.
(politics, US) A person, such as a delegate to a convention or a member of a legislature, who represents an irregular constituency, such as one formed by a union of the voters of two counties neither of which has a number sufficient to be allowed a (or an extra) representative of its own.
(US, politics) One who votes illegally in various polling places or election districts, either under false registration made by himself or under the name of some properly registered person who has not already voted.
An "extra" male at a dinner party, or a young friend of the hostess, whose assignment is to entertain the female guests.
A threadlike speck in the visual field that seems to move, possibly caused by degeneration of the vitreous humour.
A small suet dumpling put into soup. quotations ▼
(police jargon) A corpse floating in a body of water. quotations ▼
(vulgar) A piece of faeces that floats.
He left a floater in the toilet.
(slang, by extension) Someone who attaches themselves to a group of people, much to the dismay of that group, and repeatedly shows up to participate in group activities despite attempts to get rid of, or “flush,” that person.
(insurance) A policy covering property at more than one location or which may be in transit.
(finance) A floating rate bond.
(surfing) A maneuver in which a surfer transitions above the unbroken face of the wave onto the lip, or on top of the breaking section of the wave.
(two-up) A coin which does not spin when thrown in the air. quotations ▼
(Australia) A pie floater.
(India) A sandal.
A kind of river mussel (genus Anodonta).
(prison slang) A book circulated between prisoners that is not part of the official prison library. quotations ▼

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271 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10177 18:23

>these racist French philosophers who said that Africans eat and have sex too much

Well, considering that how many Muslims there are in a country is inverse to the rate of HIV/AIDs in Africa maybe they had a point about the sex part

272 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10178 10:53

For the process, see fish preservation.

273 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10178 22:02

An average sentence, in a German newspaper, is a sublime and impressive curiosity; it occupies a quarter of a column; it contains all the ten parts of speech--not in regular order, but mixed; it is built mainly of compound words constructed by the writer on the spot, and not to be found in any dictionary--six or seven words compacted into one, without joint or seam--that is, without hyphens; it treats of fourteen or fifteen different subjects, each enclosed in a parenthesis of its own, with here and there extra parentheses, making pens with pens: finally, all the parentheses and reparentheses are massed together between a couple of king-parentheses, one of which is placed in the first line of the majestic sentence and the other in the middle of the last line of it--AFTER WHICH COMES THE VERB, and you find out for the first time what the man has been talking about; and after the verb--merely by way of ornament, as far as I can make out--the writer shovels in "HABEN SIND GEWESEN GEHABT HABEN GEWORDEN SEIN," or words to that effect, and the monument is finished. I suppose that this closing hurrah is in the nature of the flourish to a man's signature

274 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10179 14:20

275 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10179 16:09

Delicatessens and candy. Clothing made to individual order. Antique furniture, furnishings, and art objects; Books and magazines, stationery, accounting and legal forms, office forms and supplies, pens and pencils, school supplies, and writing supplies. Sporting goods and equipment, bicycles, and bicycle parts and accessories. Any combination of the lines of jewelry, such as diamonds and other precious stones mounted in precious materials, as rings, bracelets and brooches, sterling and plated silverware, watches, and clocks. Cigars, cigarettes, tobacco, and smoking supplies. Toys, games, and hobby kits, and supplies. Cameras, films, and other photographic supplies and equipment. Gift and novelty merchandise, souvenirs, and miscellaneous small art goods, such as greeting cards and holiday decorations. Architectural supplies, artists' paints and supplies, artificial flowers, awnings, baby carriages, bait, banners, binoculars, coins, electric razors, fireworks, flags, gemstones.

276 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10179 19:21

Brazilian President Jair Bolsonaro was hospitalized on Wednesday to identify the cause of chronic hiccups

277 Name: WTF : 1993-09-10180 01:17

Expanding from a population of 3.4 million in 1960, Niger's population has rapidly increased with a current growth rate of 3.3% (7.1 children per mother).

This growth rate is one of the highest in the world and is a source of concern for the government and international agencies.

279 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10180 12:58

first of all, goddamnit, fuck you.

Second of all, +fav'd.

280 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10180 14:35

However, little is known about the mechanism that regulates rhizome girth enlargement

281 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10180 15:33

rtl8139

282 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10180 15:40

Lmao, now I gotta find a new spot.

283 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10181 05:52

Popular battle royale shooter Fortnite is also preinstalled on the Freedom Phone — a fact that confused more than one conservative influencer who promoted the product.

284 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10181 13:06

did you know puella magica is italian for mahou shoujo
bit of deep lore for u

285 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10181 16:21

Black people: It's racist for whites to like black stuff like hip-hop and basketball
White people: Ok we'll like white things like rock music and ice hockey
Black people: NOOOOOOOOOOO THATS RAYCIS THINGS WITHOUT REPRESENTATION ARE PROBLEMATIC

286 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10181 16:45

being able to say youre a published writer allows you to embody a specific class character that imbues you with the legitimacy necessary to become a pet of the haute-bourgeoisie, and somewhat justifies the money and years spent studying liberal arts in college. hell, i would know cuz thats my goal

287 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10181 17:08

Put on your blue overalls and strap on your goggles: Minions have arrived in Minecraft!

Get the DLC from the Marketplace now, and help Gru go head to head against the most despicable villains:

288 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10181 19:08

289 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10181 21:52

>>285
White people: It's racist for whites to like black stuff like hip-hop and basketball
White people: Ok we'll like white things like rock music and ice hockey
White people: NOOOOOOOOOOO THATS RAYCIS THINGS WITHOUT REPRESENTATION ARE PROBLEMATIC

imagine whirled peas

290 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10182 06:40

Three named Jehovah's Witnesses are known to have been imprisoned since 1994 along with 51 others. The government treats Jehovah's Witnesses especially harshly, denying them ration cards and work permits. Jehovah's Witnesses were stripped of their citizenship and basic civil rights by presidential decree in October 1994.

291 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10182 17:32

ya te he dicho cinco mil veces que no me toques

292 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10183 00:44

Meanwhile, in my country of Australia, each state government shits itself with just one positive case and sends us into lockdown every few weeks. We've only had 1 death from the virus itself in the last 12 months and they pat themselves on the back. "We protected a handful of 80 and 90 year olds. Good job, boys! ". Uh, care to look at the suicide rates of those under the age of 50 due to locking them down all the time? These guys make Vince look smart.

293 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10183 03:29

antifa's favorite pro wrestling podcast. listen to two little freaks go off about who has the best punches, who does the best cocaine, and who has the littlest dick.

294 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10183 03:31

hemlock, lichen, moss, patchouli, flouve, cassie, deertongue, pine needle, geranium, bergamot, lavender, sandalwood, nagarmotha, frankincense, corps champetre, musk, spikenard fraction, white sagebrush, bakul, rue, arnica, rosemary, lovage, cypress, khella, lilac co2, violet leaf

295 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10183 03:32

>>294
love

296 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10183 10:30

>Uh, care to look at the suicide rates of those under the age of 50 due to locking them down all the time?

Getting rid of the chaff

297 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10183 14:52

ye olde zipangese
cloth glansjob
edoben
hiroshimaben

298 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10184 20:37

>>296
apparently, the generation that survived WWII has thrown off British actuary tables by living to natural deaths longer than expected; it's possible that the more stress-affectable people had already died decades early

299 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10185 18:14

This high-quality Part Alternation Mark emoticon will look stunning when you use it in your email or forum.

300 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10185 22:35

>>294 this is either a deadly poison or a very pleasant incense depending on which type of hemlock they mean

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