CTRL+V THREAD! [part XVI] (909)

1 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10066 09:56

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860 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10491 18:38


861 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10493 05:19

>amazon review for loli ntr hentai

862 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10494 20:25

Thanks for asking about Garlic Onion and Paprika Briquettes. We don't recommend consuming this product, and to use it as directed. Grill on! 🔥 -John

863 Name: vc: tothe : 1993-09-10496 03:42

I mean, pretty close, when a toyota camry is 85,000 next year you'll come to terms with the fact that USD is dead

864 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10496 08:41

Why does "just use a condom lol" get people so mad?

865 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10496 18:50

i am a powerful wizard and i will kill all the shinto farm animals with myouren rap magic

866 Name: vc: pope : 1993-09-10497 19:50

LDP to distribute "Kishida Token" NFTs at virtual rally on the 28th. Metaverse speech planned for the 5th of June.

867 Name: vc: inthane : 1993-09-10498 08:17

At my most mystified, I proceeded to release a class announcement warning students not to plagiarize the academic integrity assignment.

868 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10498 13:05

Please indicate whether the following statement is true or false: "COVID-19 was deliberately created by a small group of people who secretly manipulate world events."
Definitely false
Probably false
I really have no idea
Probably true
Definitely true

Please indicate whether the following statement is true or false: "The COVID-19 pandemic is being exploited by the government to control people."
Definitely false
Probably false
I really have no idea
Probably true
Definitely true

869 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10498 23:09

Jiang drew and passed.

Singh drew and passed.

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Singh drew and passed.

Jiang drew and passed.

870 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10499 20:43

Compared to other gachas, it does not take much money to be competitive in Counter: Side. Around 2,500 USD spent wisely on good value can net you a very competitive account which is very good in gacha standards.

871 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10502 10:31


I, Lodovico,a Venetian noble,state the following:

1 I am a Venetian noble with other 15 years of experience in the senate. Exhibit GF2 sets out my educational qualifications and employment details. Also, I am the cousin of Desdemona.

2 I arrived to Cyprus from Venice on August 22nd, 1603, to deliver letters from the Senate of Venice. I told Othello “Othello has been called home to Venice and that Cassio has been appointed governor of Cyprus. (4.1)” After I delivered the news I was shocked to see Othello strike Desdemona. I told Othello, “Truly, an obedient lady: / I do beseech your lordship, call her back” (4.1.248-249)” However, Othello continued to humiliate her by insinuating that Desdemona was available to every man. I could not believe those abusive words and I voiced to Iago “this the noble Moor whom our full senate / Call all in all sufficient? Is this the nature / Whom passion could not shake? (4.1.264-266)”

3 On the night that Othello killed himself, I was walking around the palace with Gratiano. I heard unknown calls in the dark of a stranger crying for help. I could not identify the voice, so I advised Gratiano: “let’s think’t unsafe / To come in to the cry without more help (5.1.43-44)”. When Iago arrived, he discovered that Michael Cassio was getting attacked by Roderigo. Iago slayed Michael Cassio’s attacker and then we began to tend to Michael Cassio’s wounds. He received a knife wound to the back.

4 It was at 2:35 a.m. when Cassio, Montano, Iago, and I were alerted of a disturbance in Desdemona’s bedchambers. Shockingly, we discovered Desdemona lifeless on her bed. At this point, I had an inkling about the situation. Iago had informed me of his scheme and the letters found on the body of Roderigo further indicted him.

5 After questioning Othello further, I could see the guilt tearing away at him. However, the fact was that he smothered his wife with her pillow and I decided that he would stand for trial in Venice and Iago would be tortured.

6.I told the guards to “"Come, bring away. (5.2.337)” the prisoners Iago and Othello. However, Othello stopped to say “ Soft you; a word or two before you go. (5.2 338)” Then, Othello committed suicide by stabbing himself.

7.After I ordered a maid to call authorities, I announced that Gratianio receive all of Othello’s possessions because her own father is deceased. Now, "Myself will straight aboard: and to the state /this heavy act with heavy heart relate. ( 5.2.370-371)” So may I go?

I believe that the facts stated in this witness statement are true.

Signature: Cassandra O.

Date: august 23rd, 1603

872 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10502 17:50

уха- рыбный суп по русски.

873 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10503 04:42

It's disingenuous to act like the whole world cares about cricket, it would be a regional sport if not the religion of streetshitters

874 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10503 06:30

Some readers may find the term batsmen to be dated or noninclusive. Consider using a gender-neutral option.

875 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10503 14:37

I see no pregnant latina goddess. I see a fat selena gomez. YMMV

876 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10503 19:39

I have never in my entire life seen upper class people discriminating against another because of race, color, religion, etc., not once in my entire life.

The upper class is always helpful, nice, polite, friendly, courteous, educated, intelligent, fit, and more. These people also don't believe in such imbecile ideologies as patriotism, racism and nationalism.

Someone who excludes others because of the color of their skin, religion or origin belongs to the underclass (because of a horrible obnoxious personality, not money), plain and simple. These people will kill each other while the rich and famous enjoy the game.

And honestly, I can't blame the nobility. They understood how a certain part of the population acts ("dog eat dog" world).

877 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10504 08:39

While reported cases of monkeypox have mostly occurred among gay, bisexual and men who have sex with men, researchers say there is no connection between sexuality and spread of the disease.

879 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10505 08:15

Shrek (Movies) - Works - Archive of Our Own

880 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10506 22:26

Earl then looks to the camera and says, "This is for all you parents at home!" before delivering a final blow to the hippo.

881 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10507 21:20

Is Ukraine’s Azov Regiment a friend or foe to the LGBTQ community? #lesbian #gay #bisexual #transgender #quee

882 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10508 06:24

In any city, in any country, go to any mental institution or halfway house you can get yourself to. When you reach the front desk, ask to visit someone who calls themself "The Holder of the Penis". Should a benign smirk float across the worker's face, you will then be taken to the deepest basement in the building. All you will hear as you walk down the poorly lit hallway is the sound of someone fapping.

Should the fapping cease at any time, stop and quickly shout "don't mind me, I didn't see anything." If silence continues, the lights will flicker out. At this point you must turn around and run as fast as you can down the hall, up the flights of stairs, and out of the building. Do not stop for anything - if caught, you will suffer a fate worse than death itself.

Should the fapping sound resume, continue down the hall. Upon reaching the end, you will find a heavy, rotting wooden door with ample vine-like foliage growing from it. Grasp the handle, and pull it open. Upon entering the room, you will see a young boyish spectre, not more than about 18, huddled over himself in the corner. Upon seeing you, he will let out an ethereal scream. You must not react to this scream, or you will die at the hands of this child-spirit. You may ask him one question, and one question only. This question is, "What happens when they come together?"

Instead of verbally answering you, he will turn to face you, and gradually make his way toward you. You will suddenly find yourself pants-less. Upon reaching the point at which you stand, he will grasp and lift up both his and your cocks. Drawing you slowly toward him, he will position himself for a coming together of the testicular regions of the two of you.

If the balls touch, it's gay.

883 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10508 13:31

You're pretty hot but why do you have so much wood in your house? Wooden wall panelling, wooden floors, wooden bed frame. Do you live in a 19th century cabin?

884 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10510 04:29

Dyno is used on over 0.0 million servers, we invite you to try it out and hope you enjoy!

885 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10510 06:52


887 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10511 22:38

-Fixed a bug where Serval's Anti-Matter Emitter did not work properly.
-Fixed a bug that the fatigue motion did not end when the Friends took the action of sitting in a tired state.
-Changed to restore stamina even when Friends are sitting.

888 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10512 07:01

All Jews, commissars, "intellectuals" and Muslims serving in the Red Army were either executed by the Wehrmacht or handed over to the SS to be shot.[87]

The Muslim POWs were shot because they were circumcised, and therefore might be Jewish; it was felt to be safer to simply shoot all circumcised POWs rather run the risk that a Jewish POW might escape execution by claiming to be a Muslim.[87]

889 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10512 14:24

side of the ring, and pushed it into the other side. Not only did this force the circle of charges to begin moving, it also caused a voltage-difference

890 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10512 14:24

The implication of a Nazi dick inspector is a tactful omission from this totally G-rated article about war crimes.

891 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10512 15:22

I doubt many Muslims were caught in the crossfire but many would've happily participated in the holocaust

892 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10512 17:04

Grading is a Scam (and motivation is a myth)

Poor student cope

893 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10516 21:41

Gustav Elijah Åhr (November 1, 1996 – November 15, 2017), known professionally as Lil Pe

894 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10517 12:21


Don't think. Feel and you'll be tanasinn.

895 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10517 18:59

Gonna get circumcised and become a cricket god to get some indian booty

896 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10518 11:44

The original candidate for DC Comics' first headlining black superhero was a character called the Black Bomber, a white racist who would turn into a black superhero under stress.[3][4]

897 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10519 07:42

imagine adapting a source work u hate into a lecturing parable on how amazing niggers are because you know no one would watch it without the name attached tbh nyam nyam nyam

898 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10519 22:26


899 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10520 03:05

You're complaining about being fetishized but your whole profile is a contest to show as much as cleavage as you can

900 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10520 04:03

Alcoholism is a huge social problem and Mongolia has some of the highest rates of liver cancer in the world. Do not acknowledge or approach any Mongolian man under the influence of alcohol. Many foreigners who go to bars and clubs at night report assault and general aggression.

901 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10520 05:16

The North Korean definition of popular music is at least two decades behind the rest of the world; expect an onslaught of 1980s hits from the West (some obviously are unauthorized copies, to judge by the quality), punctuated by the eerie caterwauling of Korean folk songs, and at least try to look enthusiastic about the whole scene.

902 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10520 15:29

Zwaan komt op vos af, maar deze negeert hem totaal.

903 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10521 10:06

Jun 19
Hello! Happy Father's Day! If you have a bad father or no father, I will be your dad. This means you are officially a Touhou.

904 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10523 11:47

Intrigued, the President moons several slaves before prompting the stud to perform anal sex on him and the Duke sings "Sul Ponte di perati".

905 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10524 09:01

Chastity without anal ejaculation is the most overrated fetish ever

906 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10524 13:57

Meanwhile, Goliath has been contracted to create a plasma rifle codenamed "STONK" to overpower the Russians. The weapon should be capable of destroying a tank with a single blast. Goliath promises that STONK will soon be standard issue to the British military.

907 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10524 14:12

ο θεριστής θα σε παρακολουθήσει απόψε

908 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10524 23:17

it’s illegal for foreigners to protest hope they’re enjoying Mexican prisons

909 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10525 01:37

On October 2, a man told Singh to cut off his turban to look more Canadian during a campaign stop. Singh politely responded that Canadians "look like all sorts of people" before walking off.

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