CTRL+V THREAD! [part XVI] (999)

722 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10411 01:46

You will never be a real empire. You have no economy, you have no human rights, you have no technology. You are a drunken ape exhibit twisted by propaganda and machismo into a crude mockery of political perfection.

All the gdiplomatic relationsh you get are two-faced and half-hearted. Behind your back, world leaders mock you. Your own citizens are disgusted and ashamed of you, your galliesh laugh at your Neanderthal existence behind closed doors.

Civilized countries are utterly repulsed by you. Thousands of years of Western civilization have allowed politicians to sniff out poor shitholes with incredible efficiency. Even when Russia tries to move past the early 20th century, they manage to fuck it up. Your corrupt oligarchy is a dead giveaway. And even if you manage to get some Warsaw Pact country the size of Rhode Island to agree to team up with you, they'll turn tail the second they realize their only benefits are a currency that is worth more as toilet paper, and a bunch of free Ladas with borscht heaters in place of cupholders.

You will never rule the world. You wrench out a fake smile every single morning and tell yourself itfs going to be „Vopo„Šo, but deep inside you feel the depression creeping up like a weed, ready to crush you under the unbearable weight.

Eventually itfll be too much to bear - the Russian Federation will implode, your economy will tank under sanctions and someone from inside will overthrow you. Your citizens will flee you, heartbroken but relieved that they no longer have to live with the unbearable poverty and misery. They'll rename every country you tried to conquer to its original name, and every historian for the rest of eternity will view you as the Great Value Hitler. Your empire will decay and go back to dust, and all that will remain of your legacy is a 6.6 million square mile patch of icy mud that is unmistakably poor.

This is your fate. This is what you chose. There is no turning back.

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