the corporations doing this are at fault, sure, but so are the dumbass gutmenschen who fall for this shit and rush out to buy nestle chocolate in fear of being called racist
>>501 i want to say people don't do that and you made that up but......
i have a personal favorite one-- it's dawn dishsoap. they sell these bottles with penguins on them claiming they are saving the wildlife (presumably by washing oil off of penguins that got oily in an oil spill?) 10% of every purchase goes to this cause. great. if you read the fine print they capped the total donation at like $100,000. they've been running the same campaign since since at least 365*12 days ago (or so). which means they haven't had to throw a cent to that charity since 365*12 - 1 days ago.
you kinda gotta admire it
i have a dumb aunt who mentioned at christmas that she buys dawn specifically because they're saving the animals and the other brands of dishsoap aren't doing that. it works........
>$100,000
The plastic bottles they produce probably far outdo the good they do with the charity with damage
>>503
yeah, that too. and, i definitely think charities are often just legalized tax avoidance schemes to begin with.
another one is this brand of yeast, red star yeast. they say on the package something like if you buy their product it helps contribute to their goal of providing 200,000 meals every year
which, if you do the rudimentary calculation, would only feed about 300 people
but of course there is no claim that they have ever come anywhere close to meeting that goal. so i guess the actual meaning is means ``we might kick up to $10,000 out to some charity which will take a cut and then pass on the remaining $5,000 out to another charity in tanzania or somewhere. and then they take their cut, etc etc. but only if it looks good on our taxes this fiscal year. no promises''
but hey 200k is a nice big number, looks great in that spot on the package that would otherwise just be white space
Sperm
My eyes tend to drift away and skim through walls of lowercase text, but that's okay because they're never missing anything worthwhile
I AGREE!!!
I can use capitals. Look at my capitals!
Getting very comfortable in the Synagogue of Satin
People using slang on spaces for people from all countries is so obnoxious, especially when you look it up and it's just a tryhard way to say a word that ESLs would know
i always worry whether i'm taking [Contentless] seriously enough
i can insult >>506's mom but he can't tell because he's psychologically unable to parse lowercase posts
>>506
i am amused that you read my post, which weren't things i feel particularly strong about, though the first person who replied to me seemed to think it was interesting, lol
My captcha is de again but I've made enough "satori de pon" posts in the captcha thread already, so I'm going to pass this one.
It's interesting how I can tell which mass-recommended Youtube videos other DQN have recently watched, just based on the contents of their posts and what I've seen in my own recommendations.
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ssz, KILL this man
George Floyd, Esq.
>>515 Like I said, I started to read it and my eyes glossed over the rest of it, it feels like watching drool drip down the side of someone's mouth when they're talking
From Awake to Woke to WORK
the mild tragedy of being named george
touhou 14.88: involuntary celibacy of textboard poster
Still doesn't feel like I've found my place in the world. I can get over missing out on other things, but this one still troubles me!
Anyways, >>1, please excuse me. This thread is so funny! Mind if I respond to it? You seem to know about Yoshinoya, so I'll tell you about my recent Yoshinoya experience! Sorry for replying out of nowhere, forgive me! I'll tell you all about the veteran's way of eating! (I'm not saying you're free from being marked by the employees from next time on.)
>>526
I insist on it being voluntary. Involuntary implies a loser that gets out and actively tries to hunt down sxe and fails. Voluntary celibate sees virginity as a virtue (or repents his past acts) and wanks it in the secrecy of his textboard posting cell.
modern day anchorites
Extremist Muslim Volcell
international worlders of the world
four-sided dice are depressing. it just plops on the desk.
Ubisoft games be like "not only is the conspiracy real, the Illuminati take their lunch breaks at in Montreuil sometimes wink wink"
I'm woke
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I take it that no one else has ever suffered from anything resembling my phantom shits problem?
It kind of freaks me out that sites like manyvids and clips4sale still exist.
I will say clips4sale makes more sense, the popular stuff on it is pretty out there, fetishes that are hard to find porn of. (Real life, with props) Inflation, mummification, broken bone casts etc.
With manyvids it seems to be more on the vanilla e-girl side of things, with the fetish content being pretty weak findom type stuff
>>537 I get something like your problem but in reverse - shit constantly trickles out of my ass but I never notice until bedtime!
It's weird how often other people post here about things I'd been thinking to myself, ejaculatory prayers and pump organs etc.
You know those things they use in sexual health clinics, they're like little metal cocktail umbrellas they slide down your urethra then open and pull back up? I wish I could get one of them for my throat
the word "ensorcell" hits a little different now
yoko ono's hank hill ass
the other kind of inflation fetish
consumer prices are going up and my wage is staying the same unnnhhhgh i'm shooting fuckmign ropes
feeling oddly wistful and nostalgic towards this bowl of instant ramen, which i havent had in years since cleaning up my diet after my "truNEET" days
youtube lost their shit over the new nintendo switch sports game not having miis but you can use miis after all lol
>>540
I was about to post a Wikipedia link to the Wikipedia thread, only to see that someone else had just posted it moments prior.
The Elitist Hivemind of DQN
The "to those who celebrate" thing is so embarassing. I dont think any non-muslim is gonna get offended by "Eid Mubarak", especially since the festivals are fun
>>550
It was perhaps in poor taste, but I have done as you demanded.
>>397
fuck, marry, kill
"i may be a pedophile but at least i'm not RUDE" vs "i may be a nazi but at least i'm not a sex criminal"
>>556
Being a pedophile is far worse than being rude and being a sex criminal worse than Nazi (read internet larper). So if I had to choose, second one easily.
I am a sex criminal.
I wish I lived in a bigger city
>>559 In practical terms it's best to brag about having a penis that large because that's something for experienced holes only, whereas a six-incher is merely on the definitely larger end of ordinary.
sex terrorist
I have a 6 inch penis!
peak inflation... in my pants
Finally - by pure coincidence - I managed to meet someone online, in a small imageboard-related community, who happens to know someone I know in real life. What are the odds?
>>566 I found a couple of people like that on 420chan before
really wish i had floss (or at least a toothpick) right now
I see "video essays" bitching about cryptocurrency are the new hot thing on youtube
Desiree be Wendy Larsen!
Youtubepilled
>>566
You should try to find him in real life, and kiss him!
youtube anectode: there's now enough content from enough languages that if you misspell even a single letter in your search term, you're bound to get a (totally unrelated) result
is the tasting history guy getting chunkier? i would feel kind of bad if my viewership were indirectly contributing to a problem...
Okay, I'm not tripping. The instructions that came with my AeroPress® some years ago really did say two scoops and level 2, not one rounded scoop and level 1 like the website does. (I use 1.5 scoops, however, while also not recalling how I arrived at that, which is why I was looking at instructions.)
>>567
fuck, this happened to me too, what is it with that place?
>>569
i feel like video essays started 5*365 days ago and i'm not too happy about it
>>577 They knew me from my tripcode, they were both people I had helped by finding download links for stuff :)
I would hate to be a liverpool fan, christ
Ultraviolet Nurple: superchromatic, or merely superinvisible?
>hijri
>hijiri
coincidence?
The BBC host just said "What a story Mark!"
Climate change causing a utopian Jetsons/Universal Century like future
the scene with the jetsons meeting harvey birdman has aged pretty well
Oingo Boingo - Wake Up (It's 1993)
I've never had sex with an XY chromosome woman
>>575
I use a scale to measure ratios, 17g coffee 300ml water or something, printed numbers do not concern me. I also invert the aeropress
>>588
You're missing out.
>>588 It is so choice. If you have the means, I highly recommend you getting some.
wokism is when you insist on cooking cantonese recipes on a wok
That East Asian girl going insane for Leeds was pretty cute
https://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1637948840/223,741 I found it! It came up on shuffle down the street https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W4zYbZFu4qE such power... I like when in the last chorus, the singer sings the chorus to a different rhythm, hanging it across the lines differently... I wonder if there's a technical word for that, Britney Spears does it in a bunch of her songs as well...
You know a Youtuber has a bomb ass video essay completely DESTROYING some video game company when they put a full stop in the title
Sometimes if I do something a bit naughty and there are no consequences, that “No Consequences” DQN Digital song starts playing in my head
Where are the Shithouse Boys?
I just woke up and I realized my sex life is like star wars,its either hand solo or I gotta use the force on a b*tch. Lol
when some US political wonk says "full stop" instead of "period"