Sometimes when I'm really high at night I lie in bed with my eyes closed, and I feel the motion of my neighbours having sex, I can focus a little bit and start to see their glowing energy silhouettes, it seems I can psychically see what position they're fucking in. I'm accessing higher brain functions usually unreachable by a sober mind 😎
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9K-Beh0QUNY is this denpa?
>>4 Mmm not getting the vibe from this one. Reminds me a bit of the Mystic Knights of the Oingo Boingo
oingo boingo is denpa
frank zappa isn't denpa, but https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8yDarQW7UZc is
Oingo Boing and Cardiacs are the closest Western act with denpa vibes I've found
I'm so tired all of the time.
The Voyager Golden Record is weirdly beautiful
(ٛ₌டுͩ ˑ̭ டுͩٛ₌)ฅ What if someone really is blasting brain waves at me and that's what's making me act so cray cray?
ASCII cocks
Is putting esolangs in my CV / resume a good idea?
vc: queinen
BIg up the sociopaths and medically braindead retards defending a literal IRL cartoon villain.
>>13
If you are resorting to that, you probably don't have a lot of experience that would flag you as a low-risk working cog in their machine.
So then you have to tune each resume to a company's filters, which are of course completely opaque to outsiders and generally contradictory if they pass through multiple departments, which is a bit Kafkaesque but corporate world (at least in America) really over-prices the cost of a bad hire and this is out of your control so either play the game or do things that would look right on a resume.
If my cold fucking read is correct, an esolang as a project you built yourself or contributed to, especially one that produces working executables that are more than toys, is probably going to be attractive to someone who understands what you did and is a hiring manager / Google-style interviewer close to the code. Someone who isn't is gonna be like "that ain't Java, I asked you for Java!"
I don't mean to make you second-guess yourself, of course, but I have a depressingly long history of no success getting hired after being chased by hundreds of recruiters over many years. They appear to be the ones who care about "reward" potential, but they don't make the decisions and of course they gotta take the shotgun approach to get anyone through the system. The strongest deciding factor appears to be "risk", drawn up on arbitrary guidelines, to the detriment of weirdos like me.
not bothering with jobs that waste your time with resumes is probably the best idea.
Can't get a job doing INTERCAL
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✧ᕙ༼◕ε◕༽ᕤ✧ What if someone really is blasting ｇａｙ ｍａｇｉｃ at me and that's what's making me act so gay gay?
Seems like we've figured out where all the gay magic has gone!
I am fluent in SHGDGGY
please PM me
shag doggy?
i shot the shiggy
but i did not shoot the diggity
who gave you idiots permission to start another thread eh!!
People still say "be like"...
TURN DOWN FOR WHAT
dogshit group essay is finished, time to play mahjong in the library
(the "dogshit" part is my own fault, sorry)
Isn't dogshit rather always your dog's fault?
>>31 It's the owner's responsibility to clean up afterwards...
cute girl being a responsible neighbor and cleaning her dog's poop
Cute girl whippin up goat eye pie
The Russia-Ukraine war was engineered by the copyright jews to destroy Ukrainian pirate website servers and isolate Russian pirate website servers from the rest of the internet.
I gave her a big heckin fingerbangerino
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I need a dommy mommy to milk my prostate til my brain drips out and only dust remains the same way I need water and oxygen.
I envy Russia being boycotted. What I would give to be boycotted by all the arms of Western junk culture one after another. Even though I don't consume any of it, being spared second hand exposure would be wondrous.
guy slamming nootropics and preworkout to play touhou on lunatic
categories: zh:finance; jp:buddhism; japanese literary terms
Oh how I wish my neighbor was a responsible cute girl who cleans up her dog's poop.
彼岸花 implies the existence of a 此岸花
Sometimes a link gets posted in the Wikipedia thread and I'm like “That's amazing, thank you so much for teaching me this”
bing bing bing bong bong bong mm slam my hands on piano
Getting letters of marque to aggress Russians in the Black Sea, but going pirate and capsizing Jeff Bezos' megayacht instead
This thread is flippin baste
Being a coprophage has expanded my culinary horizons. ‘I've eaten literal shit before, how can this be any worse?’
>>48 Are you that guy with the hot beans in the turkey baster up the wazoo?
I like the conspiracy theory that the world is like a big strategy game being played by sort of god-like beings, and they like to enter stupid names for key players in world events. That's why so many politicians and generals have names like DICK, BUSH, COLON, SEMEN SEMENCHENKO, errr I forgot some of the best ones
poo tin
Spermy McSperm
David Cumblast Seaman
more importantly: is careless whisper enka?
don't threaten me with a good time!!!
Naomi Osaka penis
Maybe I should get some ketamine next weekend to top off this crazy fortnight!
a "bad omen" simply means to keep your eyes open, because something bad might happen
a "good omen" means that you should be twice as cautious, lest you get lulled into a false sense of security
my strategy of not being a Twitch emoticon is paying off
uh-oh!!!!
DEFCON, not DEFCOM or DEF COM
smallest number (1) = most severe DEFCON level
largest number (5) = least severe DEFCON level
Zu: "(mythology) A lesser divinity of Akkadian mythology, and the son of the bird goddess Siris."
https://en.wiktionary.org/w/index.php?title=Zu&oldid=50773535
HUD: an abbreviation of "head-up display"
Rayla: not an English word, though it does somewhat sound like a girl's name.
>>39
Sure thing Ivan.
Thought I was thinking while or after watching the "Sleeping Knights" arc of the "Sword Art Online" anime (spoiler alert): what if while the AIDS girl was actually dying on the virtual island a bunch of trolls came into the area and epically trolled her XD. Maybe the Laughing Coffin group would show up and fight VRMMORPG player avatars off while stating "Island's closed due to AIDS." The girl who was dying while in VR on an island was actually dying in real life too; her last memories would be getting dunked on.
>>62
I was thinking about those terms because I was playing Scrabble IRL/AFK. I played it with this woman who said that she played about 50 games of Scrabble in her lifetime, yet she did not remember if acronyms or initialisms were allowed. We allowed them in that game.
>>35
Are you serious or joking? Maybe that will be a result, but I have trouble believing that was a motivation.
"You see, Ivan, when you begin war of aggression like me, you will never waste effort to avoid *pidaras*j show on Western streaming service, for service will block entire country."
Ryan's Elitist Superstructure of Toy Reviews
Sexual revolution where those who aren't cute are henceforth not allowed to fuck
I wonder what Nash Gold is up to now
>>67
leading to an upsurge in SCS (sexual cutification surgery), and endless moral debates as to whether trans-cuties are real cuties
Anyways, >>1-san, please listen to me. That it's really related to my current flow of thought.
I went to Requests/Feedback a while ago; you know, Requests/Feedback @ 4-ch?
Well anyways there was an insane number of people there, and I couldn't get a post in.
Then, I looked at the first thread, and it had "[Spam] Moderation requests [Cleanup]" written on it.
Oh, the stupidity. Those faggots.
You, don't post in [Spam] Moderation requests [Cleanup] just because theirs CP posted on /img/, fool.
It only goes to 999 posts, 9-9-9 posts for crying out loud. And there are even zoomers here. Family of Zoomers, all out for some old Internet Culture, huh? How fucking nice.
"Alright, daddy's gonna order the "You don't know old internet culture" with a side of "oomer" and a large "Lurk more fucking newfag zoomer for fuck sake if you don't know about any of this old shit look it up and at least try to adapt to the culture instead of being a outsider faggot just an hero already Jesus Christ." for the drink.." God I can't bear to watch.
You people, I'll give you old internet culture if you get out of those posts.
Threads started by ssz should be a bloody place.
That tense atmosphere, where two guys on opposite sides of the thread can start a "get tf out zoomer go back to 4chan" flame war at any time,
the stab-or-be-stabbed mentality, that's what's great about this place.
Zoomers and newfags should stay home.
Anyways, I was about to start typing, and then the newfag zoomer beside me goes "Is this 4chan?"
Who in the world doesn't know the difference between 4-ch and 4chan you nigger?
I want to ask him, "do you REALLY know the difference between 4chan and 4-ch or are you trolling?"
I want to interrogate him. I want to interrogate him for roughly an hour.
Are you sure you don't just want to lurk moar?
Coming from a 4-ch veteran such as myself, the latest trend among us vets is this, telling newfag zoomers to "go back"
That's right, "go back". This is the vet's way of gatekeeping.
It's interesting how Abrahamic religions progressed, specifically in how Jews are viewed. I think that the Hebrew Bible comes off like a cautionary tale on the character of the tribe, Christianity has gentiles following a Jew who is increasingly weary and disapproving of the behavior of his people until he is eventually killed and Islam is directly critical of it although the extreme antisemitism characterized of Muslims came later.
I know religion loves a good schism, but I cant imagine like offshoots of dharmic religion being this hostile towards the predecessors of their faith.
indicator that shows when indicators aren't working
kicking out an entire group of students from the group room i rented, so i can watch 音MADs in peace
haven't seen a good otomad in forever, fucking faggots massproduce their garbage so that I can't find my cute girls doing cute sounds.
'tis I, the minger donger
What if it's me sacred destiny to be one of them dicklesbians and there's nothing I can do about it?
A Tammany Hall political corruption simulator would actually be pretty fun. Tropico isn't quite there, but is a good start.
> name is Jay Gould
> is a ghoul
> nearly corners the market on gold
It has been suggested that reality is written by rejected pro-wrestling bookers, and them having the naming sense of J.K. Rowling is offered as evidence.
ずっとプーチンのターン
"ranma one two"
Saw the text 'anime art fad'
Read it as 'anime fart ad'
DORO DORO DORO DORO DORO DORO DORO DORO DORO DORO DORO DORO DORO DORO DORO
>>78
problem i had with tropico is that it's just got clunky mechanics, as a game
i love the theme, but i think it would be better as a mod to a game with a better engine. i know, can't make money that way etc etc
>>79
this reminds me. as names, j. k. rowling and george r. r. martin are both blatant ripoffs of j. r. r. tolkien, like on a level with indira gandhi and her husband, whose name was actually ghandy, no relation to ``that other'' gandhi
creating brand confusion works i guess?
貧乳はステータスだ
希少価値だ
Blessed are the poor in breast, for there is value in scarcity.
Whose mountain landscapes are more beautiful? Southern Africa or south Asia?
dystopia where the censors are literal clowns sent to stalk dissidents and make dismissive gestures and comedy noises when they express opinions
>>89 I couldn't tell you, but the Lake District is nice
kitty kitty byu byu~
duck!!!!!!!! gonna cook it!!!!!
Not sure how I feel about goishicha
that ascii is so kyoooooot
i should be sleeping right now
if i could draw comics i'd probably be drawing philosophical / theological porn
like, i'd be getting all the fatwas
born too late to have not been turned gay in the womb by environmental xenoestrogens
born too early to become a cute femboy
born just in time to be buff and manhandle 19 year old twinks
eastern slav women go from smoking to babushka, and i bet it's because they've been lacing the water with testosterone since the soviet era and forgot to record it