( ﾟ -ﾟ) There are still 998 posts to go ...
( ﾟ -ﾟ) I have to poop but I'm too tired to get out of my chair.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Too late now.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) My 21st birthday is coming up. I'm not telling anyone because I really don't want to spend it drunk.
http://totalinvestor.blogspot.com/2010/08/rising-pork-bellies-prices-hit-all-time.html
First PEAK OIL. Now, PEAK BACON. We're DOOOOOOOOOMED
( ﾟ -ﾟ) I don't have MS Gothic.
(。っ_-。) I don't ... deserve MS Gothic.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) All my copies of MS Gothic are legit because I'm anal about copyright matters when it comes to fonts, even though the licensors probably couldn't give a shit as long as Microsoft keeps bringing home the bacon.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) This puts me out a couple hundred bucks for each of my Windows XP licenses. Just because one ugly font is used to create works of immense beauty.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) A virus just replaced all the files on my hard drive with squid manga.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) A virus just replaced all the squid manga on my hard drive with squid ero-manga.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) >>544 should have posted in the "post happy things" thread...
( ﾟ -ﾟ) I need a smoke.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) I need medication.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) When two people are on an elevator and one of them farts, everyone knows who did it.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Investing 5 hours into reading a 80k words long fanfic, only to find out that although it has started out nicely, its quality consistently deteriorated and the ending was extremely unsatisfactory.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Some weed would be nice.
I feel depressed...
( ﾟ -ﾟ) My ankle hurts again.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) I need entertainment.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) My girlfriend sleeps at night and then during the day
( ﾟ -ﾟ) The first hit for "mildly uplifting" is some article whining about how Glenn Beck is popular. And whining is not mildly uplifting at all.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) I was trying to keep away from BBSes for quite a while, but I ended up sinking deeper in my depression.
>>559
( ﾟ -ﾟ) I'm addicted to this place. It's depressing when I have an assignment to finish writing and I'd much rather post shit on DQN.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) I want to sleep for a week, but I have no home to sleep in.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Peter Moskalyk is dead.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) So is my hamster.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) I never feel good enough. I'm just waiting for the right time to kill myself.
>>567 you'd be better if you pick something to get good at and work at it.
>>569 ( ﾟ -ﾟ)
I'm extremely talented and in a broad spectrum of skills. I'm physically in great shape, and very attractive. My IQ is higher than 99.9% of the population, yet I have painfully awkward social skills. I mean, I can't even respond to the everyday "Hello, how are you doing?" without anxiety. I really don't want this to come off as arrogant, because I assure you, it's not a pleasant situation, but even when I do manage friends, it's always with the opposite gender, as my like-gendered peers and I have very little in common. Unfortunately, because as previously stated, almost every time I manage to feel comfortable in a friendship, something happens to make it awkward. I'm the product of a disturbing childhood, and haven't really recovered, not because I don't want to, but because of a lack in opportunity. So here I am now, I've got everything trying to work out, my life has more potential to be 'normal/happy' than ever before, yet, I feel like I am letting my social anxiety/awkwardness ruin it. It physically hurts to think that I might mess this up, and the stress of that possibility is crippling. ( ﾟ -ﾟ)
( ﾟ -ﾟ) My right tit being bigger than my left because I'm too impatient to masturbate any other way than to jerk; with my right hand as fast as possible.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) The Elitist Superstructure is comprised of several clones of >>571 and one panda.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) I accidentally installed an extension that puts everything on DQN in Helvetica
On the other hand, dethrace is preobablt the coolest captcha I've evr had
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Why would you want everything in Helvetica? For text, sure, but it makes AA look wrong.
( ﾟ ｰﾟ) Though, the non-AA stuff is whatever my default font is. No need to touch Stylish there.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) I am such a font snob.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) What was wrong with just deleting the font completely? Do they actually need it for something? That's almost disturbing.
>>576 I didn't mean it to apply to dqn, but it makes facebook more fun! Actually, I'm going to see if there's one that puts everything in Mona
But what should I do with this wheelbarrow full of unused serifs from Helvetica?
( ﾟ -ﾟ) I might not make rent this month.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Customs charges on packages from Japan.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) I live in a garage and it always feels colder than it really is.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) I had to put my old cat to sleep a few weeks ago and today while I was sitting on the couch watching TV one of the pillows shifted and nudged me in my side just like my old cat used to when she wanted to cuddle and I started crying again.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) I'm so sensitive that I cut off contact with people if I even do one little thing wrong.
I'm so sensitive that I cut off contact with people if I they do one little thing wrong. (ﾟ- ﾟ )
( ﾟ -ﾟ) I'm so sensitive that I cut "it" off.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Ha! Vague antecedents!
（ ´ω｀） Mitten Girl, you so crazy.
( ﾟ дﾟ) OH MY GOD WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOUR FAAAAACE
( ﾟ -ﾟ) That's pretty mean
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Lack of foot-mittens in the middle of a cold winter.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Going to the store to buy a carton of milk, not reading the expiration date, taking it home, and finding out it's going to go bad the next day.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Milk uses a sell by date in my country. It's not an expiration date. They can't guess when it's going to expire once it leaves the store.
About the dress-up game. The maker refunded my money I gave him as commission to work on it. He obviously doesn't want to do it. At least he gave me my monies back, huh? I might have him send me what he had so far, and have another guy work on it. Hopefully he hasn't deleted everything already.
It was probably going to be expensive as I kept wanting more and more features, but it still might be finished. Someday. I'll save up and work for money to fund it.
In truth, I think I scared the guy off because I wanted him to play fart noises when Osaka's butt was clicked. Then she would either giggle like she put her face in the flour or will say "That wasn't mine" for bigger farts.
Don't cross your fingers for it being done anytime soon. I'll inquire about this other guy doing it.
And I'll warn him about Osaka's gastrointestinal functions.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) The hit counter is down.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) every school district for miles is closed. do businesses close, ever? hell no, we get to drive in that mess.
The backslash character comes out as a yen symbol in some fonts. I DNO Y LOL ¯\(°ヮo)/¯
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Trying to carefully disarm a TNT brick placed early only to smash is accidentally.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Rebuilding a few square meters of floor.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Atenolol really fucks you up in a bad way.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Crushing on a engaged straight guy living 4.5k km away from you.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Feeling like being stuck in perpetual [ITT] threads filled with accusations of previous poster.
( ﾟ -ﾟ)Realising your bench, squat and olympic lift progress has been retrograde since you decided to cut.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Realising you look and feel worse after the cut and should have kept bulking during the winter.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Understanding that the surgery scars on your chest have turned into a wad of scar tissue that looks like chewing gum, and that's not pleasant in an advertisement.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Wondering if you'll still be employable as a clothing model after a year of strength training.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) ...urinary tract infections.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) It's getting to be too warm for mittens in the northern hemisphere.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) "mittens" on DQN is turning into WLW's jaffa cakes
( ﾟ -ﾟ) not knowing what "WLW" or "jaffa cakes" are.
( ﾟ ｰﾟ) Buying a few energy drinks so that you could be more productive and focused...
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Only to end up staying up all night on the Internet instead of doing your work.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) staying up all nights for a few months. Even without energy drinks. I just wrote a hokku about this:
Youth's drama.
Unproductive and depressed –
NEET.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) It'll take another hour or two of grinding before I can beat the Elite Four.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Even while I sleep peacefully at night, people are suffering out there.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) People are making blog posts on DQN and SAoVQ
( ﾟ -ﾟ) People sleeping peacefully while I lie there awake and suffering all night.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Stupid chronic butt itch.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) It's almost morning. Proper people will go to work soon. They are going to push the mankind one little step forward... but what am I going to do? Wake up in the evening and feel ashamed of myself?.. why even bother...
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Being so complicated‼
( ﾟ -ﾟ) The inability to make quality posts.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Seeing people with jobs and social lives claiming to be NEET or hikikomori whilst I sit here yet another day in loneliness.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) loser dokyuns making me feel guilty for being so awesome.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) soulless handakuten-eyes.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) People like >>625 being annoying, loose assholes that shit on everything with their stupid posts.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) dokyuns arguing with eachother
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Forgetting to properly punctuate my senteces.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) glow in the dark butt hats from Guam.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Obama's pointless attacks on Libya indicate that he's even dumber about the world than Dubya was.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) I wish I hadn't voted for him.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Depression.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Eight years already.
>>634
"Glow in the Dark Butt Hats from Guam" would be an awesome band name. They could perform DQN songs.
That isn't sad at all! ( ^_^)
( ﾟ -ﾟ) You've never seen anyone wearing one before.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) You meant the person wearing the glow in the dark butt hat was from Guam?
( ﾟ -ﾟ) That is unfortunate, what with the obesity epidemic.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) It's nearly as unfortunate as Fat Chicks in Party Hats, >>638.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) I cannot replicate the facial expression I am here conveying.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) The bridge I was walking to so I could jump off it turned out to be about four miles farther away then I thought, so I went back home instead.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) >>641 forgetting that public transit could get him to his final destination on time.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Realizing that there is only last bag of money left.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) falling asleep again when you have to pee so that all you can dream about is trying to finding a bathroom.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Never seeing any dreams at all, even in dire situations like >>644's.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) having prostatitis.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) One of my most prominent recent fantasies would involve the incidental loss of opposable thumbs, thus making it impossible for me to wear mittens.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Staring the screen for 5 minutes unsure of what to say...
( ﾟ -ﾟ) seeing what has become of iichan's /b/.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Realizing that, judging by Espeon's post frequency, there really are six of us.
>ESPEON IS SHIT
that's not very nice
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Actually, Espeon hasn’t tripped around here for several days. Which would be a happy thing, becuause we got our old guy back, except now we need a new always-available easy target.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) You can always pick on politicians instead of ganging up on me.
>ESPEON IS THE SHIT
Yes!
( ﾟ- ﾟ) Being in a fifty-odd degree room when it's only seventy out.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Having to be in the ninety-odd degree room when every other room is a reasonable temp.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Having to be in the really strange room where the angles of a triangle always add up to less than 180 degrees, and the corners aren't quite 90 degrees, which makes me uncomfortable even when it's 72 degrees.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Can't sleep, flaming clowns will eat me.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Reading http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1246049507/312 and realizing that it's not spring anymore, I don't have a cat and that I can't get one.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) I met Satan and he turned out to be a whiny pussy.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Neverending diarrhoea that tends to disguise itself as just farts, right until you notice your underwear and trouser legs are now wet. In public.
finding a dead gnat/aphid in the corner of your eye
( ﾟ -ﾟ) My doctor pulled a dead spider out of the corner of my eye once.
>>670
( ﾟ -ﾟ) I was high last night and started thinking about a dead spider being in my eye after reading this post.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Waking up after a wonderful dream.
>>672 I was high this morning and i convinced myself that the toast crumbs in my spaghetti were spiders
Liking the anime R-15
( ☻ _☻) trying to maintain a well-established fake personality
>>676
I can do that just fine; the problem is that I don't have a real one to use because beneath it all I'm too cold and controlling.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Any set of 3 sequential numbers that doesn't start with 2.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) I was gonna say numbers that are prime, but it turns out 679 is not prime. But at least 679 rhymes with prime.
( ﾟ -ﾟ)Oblique rhymes.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Wishing some artistic person would draw for us a nicely picture-y version of the shift-JIS image of "Teh Rei's Dinor."
( ﾟ -ﾟ) >>681, I know if I ask on the right channels where I pretend to be an individualist to blend in with the masses, I can obtain this.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) The question is, do you WANT us outed?
( ﾟ -ﾟ) If that attracts six noobs, us regulars wouldn't be able to use the board any more.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) We might have to (ulp) skip reading threads and use sage more often!
>>682
Individualism! Individualism!
also, it depends upon whether you can ask anonymously and then perhaps post it anonymously to the fanart galleries at rei-ayanami.com
captcha: yesh yesh you should! do eet! do eet!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) seeing >>686 and realizing I had missed awesome Squeeks fanart that was posted two years ago.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) that feeling of extreme depression and lethargy when you wake up at 4pm after an 11 hour sleep
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Double clicking the Release Emergency Mittens button
espeon ain't got shit on umbreon
( ﾟ -ﾟ) I was going to say that espeon and umbreon are like bros since they both are evolutions of eevee. But it'd be like saying that all people are bros because they evolved from apes.
∠､( ﾟ -ﾟ),､ゝ Forgetting my very own fluffy cheeks and posting like a bald guy.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) when Youtube uploaders respond to trolls and bump their shitty comments.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Discovering that there were people from your high school class that you probably would have been great friends with if you had only gotten the chance to meet them.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Being scared stiff of replying to messages on dating sites.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Sending messages to >>696 on dating sites and receiving no reply.
∠､( ﾟ -ﾟ),､ゝ Dumb jerk who laughs (and snorts!) at his own (weak!) jokes and yawns when you try to tell him anything.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Not being able to fall asleep because you fear that your heart is about to fail and turning your PC back on at 3 am.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) That cute girl I work with might just be here to show me the ropes. We may end up working different shifts after my first payday.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) I didn't mean to derail thread. I meant that being interested in random girl's cutie mark is unhappy. But I'm really interested what she would say. Yet, I'm disgusted by myself. Feels really uncomfortable, man.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Bronies, bronies everywhere...
( ﾟ -ﾟ) welsh.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Steve Jobs just kicked the iBucket.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) He's in iHeavens now.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Things change. Even things that I like.
God is real.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Now that I must use a toric contact lens, I can no longer drive through DC-area traffic with my head leaned against the window due to boredom.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Nobody liking somebody
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Nobody likes me, either.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Being misunderstood.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Being understood all too well.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Acknowledging the fact that I am perfectly capable of having nice conversations with myself and would rather talk to myself than most others. Even if I am a little verbally abusive.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Slightly misunderstanding >>722, yet being pretty sure that he's just like me.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Getting banned from half the internet over silly misunderstandings. And by that I mean one website.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Does >>725 have to spend his hard-earned tenbux again?
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Not even being able to spare tenbux for an internet forum.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Borrowing tenxbux to access an internet forum like an addict.
(屮ﾟДﾟ)屮 WHYYYYYYYYY did you do that, when all your real friends are right here on /dqn/?
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Thanksgiving break blew a hole in my paycheck.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Thanksgiving break + Steam blew a hole in my paycheck.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Not being able to do task at hand for weeks.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Slowly realising that being tardy for weeks means losing my education, my potential career, my dreams and ultimately my life.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Being doomed. I'M DOOMED!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Not being able to properly read a book and absorb its knowledge because of depression.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) I'm unwilling to open any book.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) swollen banjo string
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Exam tomorrow and I still can;t be fucked revising.
Oh well at least it's open book.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Failed the exam because I forgot my book.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) was being sure that >>739 will deprive me of schadenfreude.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) feeling ashamed of myself instead of schadenfreude.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) >>739, sorry man. I should deal with my own shortcomings instead of poking at others.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) A whole week of exams and I'm only halfway finished
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Two-week finals
( ﾟ -ﾟ) I can't 1CC any Touhou game on Normal and I likely never will.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) I could probably get good enough to 1CC a Touhou game, but I'm too lazy to do that and waste my time on other games.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) I also have a very short attention span.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) People are bad at Touhou.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Feeling left out for not playing Touhou.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) no touhou for mac
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Working alone for the next two weeks. And possibly beyond.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Catching your girlfriend's ex sitting next to her idle avatar in the MMO you all play. Then gaining the upper hand with subtle psychological instigation.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) So, at the scene of the accident, apparently everyone was okay.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) But USAA called today. “Whiplash”, they said. Lord knows I never meant to hurt anyone this way.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Knowing that no matter what I do, I'll never be a real girl.
>>751
Don't feel too bad about that, they're probably just assholes trying to siphon out some insurance money.
Insurance companies doesn't want to deal with that shit so they just pay out, and doctors don't want to put up with it either (and they're getting paid when people seek 'treatment'!) so they just say "yep, that sure seems like whiplash to me."
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Insurance scammers.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) >>753 probable or not, the accident was entirely my fault, and that itself is unhappy.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) My hands are all dry and the skin is cracked around the knuckles so every time I wash them, they hurt for half an hour.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Imagining how could it would be to commit suicide by breaking through a huge window and falling to death... and then finding some pictures of glass wounds.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) DQN is the only popular board.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) I'm alone in the whole universe. There is nobody outside. Only winter silence.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) >>759, there is you. As long as you exist there is always someone to kill.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) I always think about suicide.
( ﾟ n°)
. . . . .
∴:∵:∴:∵:∴
∵( .ⓞДⓞ )˙ I can't stop thinking and feel! I'll never be TANASINN
(ﾟ ｰﾟ) Come on guys, you can take control of your lives. I know it
( ﾟ -ﾟ) But this is the unhappy things thread
( ﾟ -ﾟ)
( ﾟ -ﾟ) I only have enough energy to beat off two times a day.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) I can't afford to refill my antidepressants.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Disappointing the only friend I have and being an all around failure.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Thinking that >>769 is my friend who is trying to show that he's disappointed in me. I'm extremely regretful for that.
>>771
( ﾟ -ﾟ) It goes well with sugar cookies, but unfortunately I have neither cookies nor wasabi at the moment.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) >>770 thinking that I'm somebody that he knows and making him feel bad for letting him think that I'm a friend of his who doesn't like him when I feel bad about letting my friend down with my own stupidity and retardedness.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) recurring selfpityfest
( ﾟ -ﾟ) The realisation that I will probably never be of use to anyone, save as fertiliser once I've died alone ...
( ﾟ -ﾟ) The realization both my parents fucked me, and blamed me for every psychological anomaly occuring in me.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) >>778's post.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) The realization that I don't have as much reason to be depressed as him.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) The realization that, "The realization..." is catching on.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Finding out that my parents did a lot of cocaine and other drugs, and that my mother cheated on my father around the point of when I was conceived, making me a crack child (which was not that big of a surprise in all honesty), and possibly a bastard who may not know his real father.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) I also lost the girl that I had been dating for four years, whom I thought I may have been in love with. She also cheated on me on several occasions, and was instantly in a relationship with another guy after our break up.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) It's been over a year since all of this and I can't quite seem to get over it.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) At least I have amphetamine, alcohol, and music to escape reality with.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) If only I didn't want to escape reality constantly.
I believe in you >>780! Even with all those hard times, I know you can still be happy some day, you just have to remember that when you get down to it, you are in charge of your happiness, you can be happy if you want to! Once you find yourself I know life will be better for you, much love xxxxxx
( ﾟ -ﾟ) The fact that there were no o's only x's
>>782 o's are childish and irreverent, and it would have cheapened my true and from-the-heart words of encouragement
immo!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Reaching the bottom of a bottle of Coke and there's no fizz left.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) that edge-of-vomiting feeling I get when I drink a cup of cheap black tea on an empty stomach first thing in the morning.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Eating fried onions on an empty stomach
when the bubbling vomit rises up your throat and into your mouth only to go back down when you were eating the most delicious of things
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Being simultaneously elated through extraneous events, stoic and analytic by nature, and depressed that my life will most likely lead absolutely nowhere.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Suffering an anxiety attack. Acting rashly as a result.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) The realisation that the people you're "friends" with don't know a damn thing about you.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) There is at least one 4channer who frequents DQN.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Hatin' on me in UNDQN'ish way.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Espeon is a fag. (Not the Pokemon.)
Going to get some Doritos and realizing the bag only contains crumbs.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Being stuck in a permanent forever friendzone with everyone ever.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Giving people compliments and realizing that you're just being really annoying.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) 800 unhappy posts in a row.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Feeling like there is ██████████████ all over my thoughts.
Using paper towels to wipe my arse because every time I go to the store I forget that I need to get some TP.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) "Systems in conflict become more similar over time."
― Herman Kahn, Thinking About the Unthinkable
I'm sick, and the doctor's appointment is on Monday.
Not being able to copypaste any kaomoji because you're posting on your dumbphone.
Browsing the Internet on your phone in general.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) I was going to write a comprehensive article with a deep analysis of geopolitical situation in Tamriel during the Fourth Era, but I fell asleep.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Making poor decision regarding one's education because you're a NEET who lives at home
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Being a NEET who lives at home.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) /neet/ being down again, i was waiting for some advice
woah my captcha is cutting and i mentioned cutting my wrists in my post
( ﾟ -ﾟ) The only anime I'm watching this season takes until Saturday to update. Why can't it be Thursday or something fun like that?
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Discovering that /neet/ is hosted by the above poster.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Watching young romantic /jp/s turn into bitter /neet/s in the matter of days.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) People keep thinking that I'm making postings which I'm not.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Tokiko will never leave.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) I wish I had friends who like j-pop but not because they're weeaboos but because they appreciate the music itself
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Halcy killed himself in a dream I had last night
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Halcy calls Linux "GNU/Linux".
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Some people mock others for calling the GNU operating system "GNU" instead of "Linux".
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Richard Stallman is a brain-fried hippy who sabotages his better ideas with asshattery like demanding that people call it "GNU/Linux".
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Richard Stallman hating on C++ because it's too mainstream.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Richard Stallman
( ﾟ -ﾟ) People who look like Richard Stallman
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Alan Cox
( ﾟ -ﾟ) I actually understand >>819-825 and it fills me with shame.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Being filled with shame after >>826 implied something you were previously okay with is shameful.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Viruses. I feel like I am about to die.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Espeon hasn't died yet.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Oh, how very funny. It seems that the joyful, cheerful spirit of DQN is gone. Just look at that >>829 acting like a smartass.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) People not realizing that Espeon is more DQN than most anyone else here. He's probably not doing it intentionally. But that just makes it even more DQN. And people are complaining about it instead of egging him on. Oh the DQNity!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Fuck da police
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Everything has reached a point where it must be qualified with irony to be taken seriously.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) War is coming.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Shitty trolls from world4ch are still here.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Shitty troll from world4ch is still here.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) When everything seems to be going well, but you still want to cry because you're so afraid it'll go wrong.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) People abusing anonymity and relaxed moderation to attack my friend.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) My bottled water did that instant freeze trick when I opened it, so now I've got a dollar's worth of ice wrapped in plastic.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Having the desire to do a little poop on >>842's head, but not being able to
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Lack of communication.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Not being able to communicate effectively.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) What we have here is failure to communicate.
щ(`Д´щ) USING THE WRONG AA CHARACTER ENTIRELY
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Opera can't handle more than one flash app at a time.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) People call things "apps".
( ﾟ -ﾟ) This bugs me when it shouldn't.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) People call things "apps".
( ﾟ -ﾟ) This ought to bug any right-thinking person, but >>850 and I seem to be the only ones who care.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) My academic career is doomed.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) I work with apps. This is what they are, "apps". They are disgraceful. I would never call them "applications".
( ﾟ -ﾟ) My life is doomed.
>>853
( ﾟ -ﾟ) And yet the word has been around longer than you think.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) You may have thought "killer app" was corny, but it never really bothered you.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Hating something because it's gone mainstream.
>>855
( ﾟ -ﾟ) You mean, like when I heard someone say "I used to be into zombie horror movies but now they're being marketed by everyone, everything is zombie stuff or vampire stuff now, it's stupid and I hate it," and I said "You mean you liked zombies when they were underground?"
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Such a viell pun I just made.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Modern zombies are vampires.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Some jackass thought I was rude to him in an e-mail on a group project and took it outside to chew me out in private right before our presentation.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) I wasn't rude, but after that, I wanted to start.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) I don't mind that people hate me.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) I mind that they're dicks about it.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Heartbreak you should have protected yourself from.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Heartbreak that you knew would inevitably happen, yet you ran headfirst into anyway.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Not even feeling the satisfaction of being right about the whole thing.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) The "post happy things" thread is above this.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Finding an amazing cube that you get obsessed over, and your family moves away from you and dies, and then you spend the next 200 years trying to go back in time to stop yourself from finding the cube in the first place, only to get stopped by some little kid with portal powers.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Anime spoilers/in-jokes because you only watch series after the BD releases.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) recurring disappointment in my powers over my own life.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Trauma-Induced Hearing Loss
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Insomnia
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Espeon hasn't shut the fuck up yet.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) There's no way to defend Espeon from the cyberbullies on /dqn/.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) /dqn/ didn't use to have cyberbullies.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Tokiko won't shut the fuck up either.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Everything is meta.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) I can't take it easy like this.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) I remember when /dqn/ didn't have self-absorbed douchebags.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) I remember when Finnegans Wake was required reading for /dqn/. Those were truly the best of days.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) /dqn/ used to be a rather nice place back then.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) captcha is like, "BAW T_T"
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Espeon hasn't shut the fuck up yet.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Shii can probably track /dqn/ visits via the emergency mittens image.
>>883 the image isn't affiliated with Emergency Mittens™, also if you open the image in a new window you can keep refreshing to put it up, I did this to get a screenshot of 499,999. Then when I went again it was 500,001 awwww ( ﾟ -ﾟ)
( ﾟ -ﾟ) >>884-san, http://shii.org/b/mittens.gif ...
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Shii deleted my comment on his Analogue review.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) All I did was accuse him of being a pedophile...
( ﾟ -ﾟ) I'm posting on a board that is nostalgic about a time in which I wasn't born.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) People still give Shii attention.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Meanwhile, 4-ch seems to be a trending topic on /jp/ which might mean an influx of even more museless posters whose attention span doesn't let them sit through the entire channel4 guide thing on a front page. I hope they hit their heads on a low ceiling and Christopher Poole dies of a mysterious illness.
>>890
HAHAHAHA THAT'S MOSTLY ME YOU FAGGOT. YOU MAD? BLAME TOKIKO. ACTUALLY DON'T; HE WAS JUST A MEANS TO AN END.
ALSO I AM BREAKING THE BULLSHIT SYNTAX OF YOUR RETARDED FORUM GAMES. YOU UPSET, 4-CH? HAHAHAHAHAHA.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) I stubbed my toe while I was dancing.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) I'm too tired to play Touhou well.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Yeah, your mental disability is reflected in rather obvious patterns through out your posts, >>891.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Just in case somebody capable of learning but lacking the knowledge shows up, this should get him started: http://4-ch.net/guide/view/introduction
http://services.4-ch.net/2chportal/
> trending topic
( ﾟ -ﾟ) I pity any computer that is tasked with analysing 4chan discussion.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Having to read through and understand two weeks' worth of lectures and finish a hard exercise sheet within 6 hours.
( ﾟ ｰﾟ) Though I'm fully aware that just dicking around the last few days was my decision and I don't regret it at all.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) meeting someone you feel you really 'click' with only to find that they're taken when you ask them out.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Refusing the advances of someone because you know they're in a relationship, then later wondering if you made the right choice.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) It's cold here.
>>899
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Having pursued someone who was in a relationship, subsequently causing them to date you and ensuring the next five months to be complete hell.
>>901
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Having pursued someone who was in a relationship despite all the misgivings, subsequently causing them to date you and making the next five months complete heaven!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Then it becomes a long distance relationship.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Recently I've begun thinking that I like this girl online a lot.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) She's funny, and smart, and we have some stuff in common.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) But I don't know how she feels about me in the slightest, and she's a little bit strange.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) I don't know if I should say anything at all, or to wait (for what?).
( ﾟ -ﾟ) It's that feeling that seems special, but you know deep down that it's not at all.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) I'm not a kid any more...
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Realizing too late that most women are in fact selfish assholes.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) They're kinda stupid about a lot of things, too.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) .....
( ﾟ -ﾟ) At least I've got my hand.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Being asked out and led on, feeling like your dreams are coming true, and then getting dumped without your feelings being considered.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) The worst part is that he doesn't seem to have stopped wanting the same thing I wanted, he just became too worried or afraid to let it get anywhere. And I'm powerless, but still hoping that he'll reconsider, even though it's been nearly two months since I got dumped, and he became cold and distant towards me, and might be over me by now.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) I selfishly wish he isn't.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) When watching the movie Dennis the Menace, I feel only regret that at one time, I found the torture of Mr. Wilson pure hilarity instead of painful to see.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) I think I feel old now.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Falling in love with someone but obeying my oath to never become entangled in another relationship.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Most guys would kill for my charisma, intelligence and perfect looks. I feel my time is better spent outside the society of women.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) And still there remain the tender pangs of compassion...
( ﾟ -ﾟ) having a sore dong from too much masturbation
( ﾟ -ﾟ) wanting to masturbate more anyway
( ﾟ -ﾟ)Being a part of an alien race that has forgotten what love is.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) I made a post on Craigslist, and got many replys.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Upon opening the emails it seems that they were all painfully obvious spambots.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) At least they attached free porn to the emails!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Knowing that no matter how much you want your feelings to reach someone, they chose to be alone. Praying for a miracle.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Choosing to be alone.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) My intelligence hurts me more than it has ever helped.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) I'll probably kill myself if I fail another class
( ﾟ -ﾟ) I gave up on that years ago.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) I might die soon.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) I gave up on that years ago.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Olivia Wilde looks like my high school crush and I have a chance with neither.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) discovering things like this: ttp://steamcommunity.com/id/SwattBox and from that this: ttp://play.esea.net/users/415846
( ﾟ -ﾟ) people fagging up the purity of cool free SJIS Art characters.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Instead of going to class today, I'll just lay in bed and cry.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) I cannot remember the last time I cried.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) I can.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) I found out my brother has mutilated himself.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) The safest thing to do about a woman you're attracted to these days is avoid her.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) I'd rather be hurt with someone else than hurt all alone.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) I will never be a VIP★STAR.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) I want to go see Shonen Knife this August but that would involve two things I hate; leaving the house and large crowds.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) and the city and bars and loud noises
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Yesterday was gomi day and I forgot.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) My friend is still ill.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) The other day I realized that, compared to Japanese news media, those in my country are horribly partisan and sensationalist and occasionally broadcast outright propaganda. Then I watched NHK news for half an hour. By the end, I was horribly bored and wanted my biased news media back.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) I strongly disagree with society's attitudes towards everything, yet there is nothing I can do to change it.
>>939
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) I share your pain!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) I might be homeless pretty soon and might end up killing myself.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) I purposely look dirty on my days off work because I hate women and am not interested in attracting them.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) My girlfriend might have killed herself...
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Have I posted >>933 while asleep, is that why I don't remember posting it?
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Pretending I'm dead so I can end an unhealthy relationship.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) I'm doing it for their sake though.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Most programmers really are terrible.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) People who do shitty things to people "for their sake."
( ﾟ -ﾟ) People who make assumptions about situations they're uninvolved in.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Not being able to sleep thanks to intrusive thoughts.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) >>947, I know exactly how you feel.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Uh, wait.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Maybe not.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) I haven't seen my therapist for three weeks.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) I'm going out of my mind here.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Help.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) I've never experienced orgasm.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Lactose intolerance.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Having a sore crotch because it's been soaking in ball sweat due to the humid heat.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Fuck, summer is almost here.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) It's the time of the year when it's only dark for a little bit, and it's going to be like this for at least three more months.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Dealing with incompetent beaurocracy.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Having something shitty done to you "for your sake" even though it's bullshit.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) my girlfriend self-harming and doing hard drugs, telling me to kill her if she does it again
>>960 that exact thing happened to me! what i did, i turned the tables on her, made her watch my cut MY wrists and make her look after ME after taking lots of ketamine.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Now we're engaged!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) >>962 That sounds insane. I hope your life isn't as miserable as it sounds.
>>963 The complete opposite, I have everything going for me pretty much, except a job... I do appreciate the concern though
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Ruining my favorite pantsu with discharge
( ﾟ -ﾟ) when you're fapping to a porno and about to cum, when the camera cuts to the dude's fugly grimacing mug.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Realizing I'll never be with the one I love.
>>967
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Realizing shortly after this how pathetic I sound.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Group interviews... People watching... And judging
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Wishing that you could help >>967,968 and yourself but those things are so complicated.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Being a clingy, desperate and lonely person.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Being a clingy, desperate and lonely person.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) With standards.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) >>975 I've been experiencing the very same thing for the last few months
( ﾟ -ﾟ) I yelled at my girlfriend last night, and she enjoyed it.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) People hanging out at DQN that aren't antisocial shut-ins and failures.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) People who confuse "antisocial" with "asocial".
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Why does this thread keep talking about love?
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Why does it relate to me so much?
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Soggy bacon
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Being alone.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) /jp/ers shitting up /dqn/
( ﾟ -ﾟ) penile thrush
( ﾟ -ﾟ) I just broke up with my girlfriend.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Why do people lie and cheat? It's so disgusting.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) But for someone like that to cheat on me, I must be even worse.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Not talking to my best friend.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Treating my best friend poorly.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) A three legged cat limping along the side of a road.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Experiencing the negative outcomes of your own procrastination, and knowing that you have no one to blame but yourself.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Remembering that you once hurt someone who loved you.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Remembering that you hurt everyone.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Remembering that there's someone who pushed you away so that they won't hurt you more, and knowing that you would have much preferred to be hurt because of them but then forgive them rather than being hurt because you yearn to be close to them.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) >>999 will be a disappointment. I can feel it in my bones.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) An outdated website updating for the first time in a decade, but it's a change for the worse.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) failing to manage chronic, delibating pain.
