I told >>222 I would ban him if he didn't give up smoking, drinking and sex, and he said he would give it a go. A week later I asked him how he was getting on and he said "Well I haven't had drink or a cigarette at all this week, but when my wife bent over the freezer I had to fuck her up the arse". I told him we don't take kindly to that kind of behaviour here at DQN, and he said "They don't take too kindly to it in the supermarket either."