[ITT]We ban the person who posted before[Moderation] (999)

1 Name: Lord Pentium!PG1mP76kIY : 1993-09-5640 16:03

>>0 is banned for not posting.

201 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5683 15:47

>>199 is banned for at least 200 different well-known reasons.

202 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5683 15:47

>>201 is banned for being slow on the trigger.

203 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5683 20:06

>>202 is banned for using the word "trigger" in a non-gun thread.

204 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5683 22:57

>>203 Is banned for mentioning Ron Paul in a discussion of Republicans

205 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5683 23:58

>>204 is banned for supporting Obama in the Democratic primaries and then switching to the Republicans and voting for McCain in November.

206 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5684 00:05

>>190 is banned for stalking

207 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5684 02:43

>>205 and >>206 are banned for fucking in the supply closet.

208 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5684 02:46

>>207 is banned for stealing from pipe storage and using his really nice pipe to whack the two lovers in the supply closet.

209 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5684 20:57

>>208 is banned for putting the whole site into italics without permission.

210 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5685 22:51

>>209 Is banned for building an epilepsy support webiste and making all text in flashing letters.

211 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5686 14:26

>>210 is banned for linking to it on epilepsy support forums.

212 Name: Lord Pentium!PG1mP76kIY : 1993-09-5688 03:46

>>211
is
BANNED
for
discussing

shitty

  • excuses


  1. for

diseases.

213 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5688 05:41

>>212 is banned for writing a sentence in a manner unbecoming of a DQN.

214 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5688 21:42

>>213 is banned for being incredibly sexy.

215 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5688 22:15

>>214 is banned for making homoerotic passes at fellow posters

216 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5689 02:32

>>215 is banned for not referring to >>212 BBCode expertise

217 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5690 03:12

>>216 is banned for referring to more than one post

218 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5690 11:47

>>217 is banned for abuse of power

219 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5690 23:26

>>218 is banned for abuse of a rubber glove

220 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5691 10:06

>>219 is banned for believing that inanimate objects can be abused.

221 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5691 14:38

>>220 is banned for not experimenting.

222 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5691 20:48

>>221 is banned for experimenting in public

223 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5691 21:27

I told >>222 I would ban him if he didn't give up smoking, drinking and sex, and he said he would give it a go. A week later I asked him how he was getting on and he said "Well I haven't had drink or a cigarette at all this week, but when my wife bent over the freezer I had to fuck her up the arse". I told him we don't take kindly to that kind of behaviour here at DQN, and he said "They don't take too kindly to it in the supermarket either."

224 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5691 22:18

>>223 is banned for being funny on a serious board

225 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5692 00:32

>>224 is banned for being serious.

226 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5692 06:03

>>1-226 are banned for talking about banning!

227 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5692 20:20

>>226 is banned for banning the banners

228 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5692 21:31

>>227 should be banner

229 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5692 22:41

>>228 woke up one morning and made his breakfast and started eating his toast but then the postman knocked on his door with a parcel for him so he had to sign for it then he went back and finished his toast and got up and watched telly for a while then at lunchtime boiled some eggs and made egg sandwiches and ate them and said they were delicious but there was no one there so he sighed and went upstairs and switched on his PC and made a couple of posts on DQN and some other forums and watched a couple of videos on YouTube but then there was a power cut so he went downstairs and put his shoes on and then went round the corner to the takeaway and got a pepperoni pizza and brought it back to his house and was glad to find the power was back on so he watched some more telly while he ate his pizza then a few hours later he went to bed.

I banned him while he was sleeping.

230 Name: Talentless Troll : 1993-09-5693 00:15

>>229 is banned for taking too long to get to the point.

231 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5693 00:44

>>230 is banned for not getting the joke.

232 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5693 07:58

>>231 is banned for getting the joke. and for being coy

233 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5693 20:06

>>232 is banned for banning the previous poster.

234 Name: Lord Pentium!PG1mP76kIY : 1993-09-5694 02:47

>>233 is banned for using a regular b&hammer instead of the Bannen Lagann and its Giga Drill B&er.

235 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5694 07:42

>>234 is banned for not sharing

236 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5694 11:40

>>236 is banned for creating a time paradox.

237 Name: Lord Pentium!PG1mP76kIY : 1993-09-5695 00:30

>>235 is banned for not knowing that there's only two seats in Bannen Lagann (and I've already got my copilot), and >>236 is banned for attempting to divide by 0.

238 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5695 01:17

>>237 is banned for reminding me that 4chan exists.

239 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5695 01:23

>>238 is banned for having an abnormal growth on his phallus

240 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5695 02:33

>>237 is banned for being an unfunny faggot.

241 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5695 02:50

>>240 is banned for not banning >>239

242 Name: Mr. Vile!l9/dToUs32 : 1993-09-5695 03:10

>>241 is banned for having the captcha "boodoo"

243 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5695 03:16

>>242 is banned for using a tripcode. Seriously, here, why? It's even a stupid name.

244 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5695 05:03

>>243 is banned for a 4chan-induced knee-jerk reaction to tripcodes

245 Name: MODD!5JrU4QOlH6 : 1993-09-5695 06:44

>>1-244 are banned for trying to ban without being a MODD.

246 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5695 13:17

>>245 is banned for having a power trip.

247 Name: heh man!fi.Jek4HW6!!gGKYHXFO : 1993-09-5696 13:40

>>246 is banned for being banned. >>243 is also a stupid dumbfuck and should die in NUKALUR FIRE.

also captcha = nud

248 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5696 14:05

>>247 is banned for waking up on the wrong side of the bed this morning.

249 Name: Lord Pentium!PG1mP76kIY : 1993-09-5696 19:29

>>248 is banned for not already knowing that every "heh man" clone is always like that.

250 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5696 20:42

>>249 is banned for aasdasfkslskf.

251 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5696 23:19

<丶｀∀´> >>1-250 banned for being Western scum and not eat enough kimchi nida.

252 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5697 04:29

>>251 is banned for building and launching really crappy missiles.

253 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5697 18:25

>>252 <#｀∀´> IS BANNED FOR CONFUSING NORTH AND SOUTH KOREA NIDA

254 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5697 22:10

>>253 is banned for thinking there's a difference between the two Korea, other than the flags.

255 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5698 05:14

>>254 is banned for spreading the truth

256 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5698 15:10

>>255 is banned for not handling the truth.

257 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5698 22:49

>>256 Is a banned Panda that used an anchor cub to get citizenship in Pandastan.

258 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5699 00:50

>>257 is banned for bringing up >>256's personal life.

259 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5699 10:58

>>258 is banned for not looking at the Bigger Picture

260 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5699 12:13

>>259 is banned looking at the bigger picture, in full possession of all the facts, all things considered, and finding that there really is no hope.

261 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5699 12:23

>>260 is banned for pessimism.

262 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5699 15:16

>>261 Is banned for being Chris Farley on SNL when discussing optimism and pessimism.

263 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5700 18:26

>>262 is banned for being a big fat butt.

264 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5700 22:40

>>263 is banned for repeating >>67.

265 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5701 17:20

>>264 is banned for HEY EVERYBODY, I'M LOOKING AT GAY PORNO!

266 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5701 21:37

>>265 Ｉｓ　ｂａｎｎｅｄ　ｆｏｒ　ｂｅｉｎｇ　ｔｏｏ　ｇｏｏｄ　ａｔ　ｓｎｉｐｉｎｇ．

267 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5701 21:45

>266 is banned for making references that he hoped nobody would get.

268 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5701 21:47

>>267 is banned for insufficient ">"

269 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5702 01:00

>>270 is banned in a preemptive strike.

270 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5702 01:03

>>269 is banned f-

...Dammit.

271 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5702 05:27

>>270 is banned for taking it like a bitch

272 Name: heh man!fi.Jek4HW6!!gGKYHXFO : 1993-09-5703 00:01

>>271 is banned for GRABBIN PEEAALZSZCZSC.

273 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5703 03:59

>>272 Is banned for egregious tripfaggotry

274 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5703 19:15

>>273 is banned for being flippant about identity fraud

275 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5705 00:36

>>274
Is a big fat butt

276 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5705 02:05

>>275 is banned for not beginning with "is banned"

277 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5705 02:34

>>276

Is banned for being to nit-picky

278 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5705 12:03

>>277
is banned because he forgot an o

279 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5705 17:56

>>278
Is banned for being a grammer nazi.

280 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5705 22:03

>>279 is banned for being a grammar communist.

281 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5706 10:00

>>280
is banned for being here past bed time.

282 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5707 23:43

>>281
Is banned in the name of the Valar!

283 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5708 04:35

>>282 is banned for hitting enter after quoting the previous post.

284 Name: (⌒◡⌒) : 1993-09-5708 04:36

>>282
is banned for being less cute than I am. (⌒◡⌒) Also, his captcha was just thrawgly.

285 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5708 04:39

>>284 is banned for being too slow

286 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5709 01:00

>>285 is banned for premature ejaculation

287 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5709 05:03

>>286 is banned for posting in this thread.

288 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5709 07:28

Don't mind me I'm just in your thread, breaking your combos.

289 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5709 08:08

>>287 is banned for being so happy

290 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5709 12:24

>>283,288 are banned for ban evasion
>>289 is banned for smoking in the girl's bathroom during class

291 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5710 22:44

>>290 Is banned for installing a secret camera in the girl's bathroom and selling the videos.

292 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5710 23:17

>>291 is banned for buying the videos >>290 is selling

293 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5711 15:19

>>292 is banned for selling cameras to people who secretly film girl's bathrooms.

294 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5711 17:46

>>293 is banned for having prejudice against people who secretly film girl's bathrooms.

295 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5711 19:30

>>294 Is banned and sent to the "re-education camps" for publicly condoning deviant behavior.

Comrade Citzen, I hope that 5 years learning the values of peasant labor will cure you of your bourgeois inclinations.

296 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5711 20:54

>>295
is banned for being a dirty commie.

297 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5711 23:24

>>296 is banned for being a capitalist pig.

298 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5712 02:11

>>295
>>296
>>297

Are banned for talking about politics in the wrong board.

299 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5712 04:34

>>298
is banned for trying to set rules for DQN.

300 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5712 13:52

>>299
is banned for saying 'DQN' and 'rules' in the same sentence.

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