[ITT]We ban the person who posted before[Moderation] (999)

1 Name: Lord Pentium!PG1mP76kIY : 1993-09-5640 16:03

>>0 is banned for not posting.

701 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6259 20:20

>>700 is banned for failing to seize the 700GET

702 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6260 01:21

>>701 Is banned for having OCD about GETs

703 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6260 14:16

>>702 is banned for using a TLA

704 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6270 00:14

>>703 is banned for being an insane nurse with an apparent obsession over shots and is inexplicably a musician.

705 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6270 01:10

>>704 is banned for applying quality standards to a unionized employee.

706 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6270 19:09

>>705 is banned for a Sindacco.

707 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6270 19:30

>>706 is banned for forgetting to put "for being a" in there

708 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6271 18:09

>>707 for being inadvertent

709 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6271 23:00

>>708 is banned for being a shark who shoots shit and and gets shot by shit.

710 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6272 00:16

>>709 is banned for stealing the laser beam from >>708's head

711 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6272 02:07

>>710 is banned for making an Austin Powers reference. Probably.

712 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6272 23:57

>>711 is banned for presenting a syntactically ambiguous ban statement.

713 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6273 01:10

>>712 is banned for being a grammer nazi.

714 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6273 02:18

>>713 is banned for misspelling "grammar".

715 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6273 02:36

>>714 is banned for not correcting the capitalization error on "Nazi," and also for placing the closing punctuation outside the quotation mark.

716 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6273 02:39

>>715 is banned for using punctuation rules from style guides that I donft like.

717 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6273 02:49

>>716 is banned for using smart quotes.

718 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6273 20:31

>>717 is banned for being Little Mr. Smartypants.

719 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6274 10:49

>>718 is banned for beinf the figurehead

720 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6274 12:24

>>719 is banned for being a dead motherfucker on tha floor.

721 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6278 01:11

>>720 is banned for being a fucking crazy pinata.

722 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6279 00:01

>>721 is banned for excessive use of the f-bomb.

723 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6279 01:10

>>722 is banned for being too stuck up to say 'fuck'

724 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6279 13:19

>>723 is banned for being too fucked up to concentrate properly

725 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6279 19:59

>>724 is banned for not punctuating his post.

726 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6279 21:10

>>725 is banned for Grammar Naziism.

727 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6279 22:02

>>726 is banned according to points one and three as illustrated in post >>345.

728 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6279 22:40

>>727 is banned for remembering that far back in this thread

729 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6279 23:19

>>25 is banned for trying to get away without being banned.

730 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6279 23:50

>>729 is banned for adding extra banning on top of blanket bans.

731 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6280 17:35

>>730 is banned for asking for extra sauce.

732 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6280 17:47

>>731 is banned for being marked by the staff.

733 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6280 18:15

>>730-732 are banned for not banning >>728 as well.

734 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6280 18:16

>>733 is banned for forgetting about >>729.

735 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6280 19:17

>>734 is banned for the good of all mankind!

736 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6280 19:32

>>735 is banned because he smells of elderberries.

737 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6280 19:36

>>736 is banned for not smelling of elderflower.

738 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6281 00:16

>>737 is banned for cock bitten off courtesy of Shark Attack

739 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6281 14:43

>>738 is banned for not noticing the landshark.

740 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6281 19:52

>>739 is banned for pooping on MY GIRLFRIEND

741 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6281 21:39

>>740 is banned for false claims of desirability.

742 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6282 01:01

>>741 Is banned for putting hazardous chemicals in containers for food.

743 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6282 02:14

>>742 is banned for emitting hazardous chemicals after a baked bean barbecue.

744 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6282 11:29

>>743 is banned for not ensuring an adequate supply of hazmat suits when he hosted said barbecue.

745 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6282 19:48

>>744 Is banned for not providing enough stomach medicine at >>742's cookout

746 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6291 21:29

>>745 is banned for advocating free medical care like the fucking socialist pinko he is.

747 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6291 22:11

>>746 is banned for wearing his neck beard too short.

748 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6291 23:14

>>747 is banned for not owning a beard trimmer.

749 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6292 01:49

>>748 is banned for owning a beard.

750 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6292 14:33

>>749 is banned for bearding the lion in his den.

751 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6292 21:51

>>750 is banned for

|3

:3

>:3

JESUS CHRIST IT'S A LION, GET IN THE CAR

752 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6293 00:47

>>751 is banned for niggertits references.

753 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6293 02:06

>>752 is banned for being an annoying stiff who doesn't know how to have a good time.

754 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6293 10:46

>>753 is banned for trying to have a good time on my watch.

755 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6293 22:21

>>754 is banned for unwarranted assumption of authority, or UAA.

756 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6293 23:12

>>755 is banned for unwarranted use of three-letter acronyms, or UUoTLA.

757 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6294 10:51

>>756 is banned for taking the joke too far, instead of simply taking it easy.

758 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6294 12:54

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759 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6294 17:41

>>758 is banned for using an old meme.

760 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6294 17:46

>>759 is banned for yukkuri abuse.

761 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6295 11:33

>>760 is banned for sounding like PETA without any trace of irony.

762 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6295 13:37

>>761 is banned for not eating tasty animals.

763 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6295 14:05

>>762 is banned for not banning >>761 for not understanding the yukkuri meme instead of his diet.

764 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6295 21:42

>>763 is banned for being a control freak.

765 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6295 23:15

>>764 Is banned for chewing his bamboo with his mouth open.

766 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6296 00:31

>>765 is banned for covertly calling >>764 a panda outside of the panda thread.

767 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6296 14:15

>>766 is banned for VIPPING outside of SAoVQ.

768 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6296 18:45

>>767 is banned for thinking we don't know he's Daddy Cool.

769 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6296 19:24

>>768 is banned for accusing others of thought crimes.

770 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6298 23:31

>>769 is banned for escaping from Room 101.

771 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6299 00:50

>>770 Is banned for forgetting to lock the door to room 101.

772 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6299 15:20

>>771 is banned for wanting us to do it to Julia.

773 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6299 17:54

>>772 is banned for having opinions which differ radically from that of the collective.

774 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6299 18:48

>>773 is banned for stamping down on a human face forever.

775 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6299 21:10

>>774 is banned for failure to realize that "stamping on a human face forever" is pretty much our purpose and function here.

776 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6300 17:39

>>775 is banned for stamping on a human face forever while wearing golf cleats.

777 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6300 18:04

>>776 is banned for misspelling "promoted" as "banned."

778 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6300 18:16

>>777 is banned for handing out promotions all willy-nilly.

779 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6300 22:04

>>778 is banned for being Willy Nilly himself.

780 Name: ( ˃ ƒŽ˂)!dWFvipper. : 1993-09-6300 22:44

>>779 is banned for lacking a proper tripcode.

781 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6301 00:50

>>780 is banned for getting a fancy date/time

782 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6301 01:55

>>781 Is banned for being late to his date.

783 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6301 02:39

>>782 is banned for putting dates in a cherry cake

784 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6301 11:48

>>783 is banned for trying to have his cherry cake and eat it too.

785 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6301 13:12

>>784 is banned for eating an entire Giga Pudding himself, an implicit crossover with the thread in which the previous poster is responsible for worldwide obesity.

786 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6301 15:13

>>785 is banned for explicitly mentioning implicit thread crossovers.

787 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6301 18:10

>>786 is banned for failing to capitalise THREAD.

788 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6302 01:34

>>787 is banned for jeopardizing national security by leaking urine all over confidential cables.

789 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6302 15:31

>>788 Is banned for going on Jeopardy and pretending to be Sean Connery the entire time.

790 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6302 15:34

>>789 is banned for being one of the things in here that don't react too well to bullets.

791 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6302 17:06

>>790 is banned for the implicit threat of violence.

792 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6302 19:59

>>791 is banned otherwise I'll kick you in the scapula.

793 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6302 20:25

>>792 is banned for having tremendous leg muscles.

794 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6303 00:32

>>793 is banned for envy.

795 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6304 03:25

>>794 is banned for pride.

796 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6304 04:04

>>795 is banned for lacking proper Japanese shamefulness, and I apologize if this ban inconveniences kind >>795-san in any way.

797 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6304 12:15

>>796 is banned for having a small penis.

798 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6304 15:43

>>797 is banned for having an average penis, that to him seems like a small penis that he tries to hide by saying other people have small penises.

799 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6304 16:48

>>798 is banned for being too insightful.

800 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6304 18:15

>>799 is banned for failure to seize the 800GET. captcha = ho

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