>>0 is banned for not posting.
>>803 is banned for Google searching questions like "Does Popeye have a speechk impedimenk?" and finding things like http://www.fortunecity.com/tatooine/niven/142/recycleb/rb19.html
>>804 is banned for policing the internet. Oh, and also the vericode tells me he's bi.
>>805 Is banned for going back to the past and playing shitty games that suck ass.
>>808 is banned for daring to raise his voice among the elite while being a mere labourer.
>>809 Is banned for being one of those elites that did something bad to the laborer causing the laborer to raise his voice because of a desperate need.
>>810 is banned for attempting to instigate the dictatorship of the proletariat.
>>822 is banned for posting pics of himself ejaculating onto a screenshot of Encyclopediadramatica.
>>823 is banned for mistaking Encyclopediadramatica for Wikileaks.
>>825 is banned for starting the petition to rename rape "surprise sex."
>>826 is banned for signing all the worst online petitions he comes across, using a different name every time.
>>827 is banned for writing code to create new pseudonyms randomly using a Markov chain algorithm.
>>828 Is banned for putting recyclables in the trash can, and for putting trash in the recycling bins.
>>831 banned for playing "Stairway To Heaven" in the music store.
>>832 is banned for having a trophy wife, two wonderful kids, a spunky dog and a smile that says "You betcha!"
>>833 is banned for not turning up at the TV studio when they were due to be appearing on The Crystal Maze.
>>834 is banned for preferring the Crystal Maze host who had hair to the bald guy.
>>835 is banned for watching TV when he could have been monitoring 4-ch for bannable offences.
>>837 is banned but only to the limits knowable by Heisenberg's Uncertainty Principle. Probably.
>>840 is banned for having a total disregard for the laws of thermodynamics.
>>841 is banned for violating the law of gravity. Levitation is strictly prohibited on these premises and you will stop floating in through the windows at once.
>>842 is banned for typing in a captcha in a strict no-captcha zone
>>843 is banned for saying imgboards are better than bbs in a sealed letter that we routinely opened and read
>>845 is banned because I failed to think up a phallus joke involving members and staves.
>>856 is banned for being butthurt about being banned from 4chan. nigger.
>>858 is banned for a countable number of reasons that are, however, too foul and depraved to be explicitly stated.
>>863 is banned for conjugating 'sage' as if it were an English word.
>>865 is banned for not recognizing a single quote when he sees one.
>>866 is banned for using the joke I thought about yet was too lazy to post.
>>867 is banned for wiping his butt on all the dinner plates.
>>868 is banned for then cleaning said plates with his tongue.
>>869 Is banned for stealing commemorative plates from collectors and using them as frisbees, shields, and helmets.
>>882 is banned for being that guy who keeps making those "bumsex" and "VORUDEMOTO" posts that nobody gives a shit about except perhaps a mild feeling of annoyance.
>>889 is banned for swaying the public in favor of a proposition which will somehow substantially decrease the amount of time he spends waiting in line for a sandwich.
>>891 is banned for posting on this thread with sage in the link box.
>>894 posts on a website that I am surprised is still active and therefor is banned
>>895 is banned for thinking that this website would be already dead in 1993.