>>228 woke up one morning and made his breakfast and started eating his toast but then the postman knocked on his door with a parcel for him so he had to sign for it then he went back and finished his toast and got up and watched telly for a while then at lunchtime boiled some eggs and made egg sandwiches and ate them and said they were delicious but there was no one there so he sighed and went upstairs and switched on his PC and made a couple of posts on DQN and some other forums and watched a couple of videos on YouTube but then there was a power cut so he went downstairs and put his shoes on and then went round the corner to the takeaway and got a pepperoni pizza and brought it back to his house and was glad to find the power was back on so he watched some more telly while he ate his pizza then a few hours later he went to bed.

I banned him while he was sleeping.