ITT the Previous Poster is Unfathomably Weak (216)

1 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6294 04:21

>>0 gets beat up by Richard Simmons.

201 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7219 23:50

>>200 accidentally choked to death on a delocalised electron.

202 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7219 23:52

>>201 went outside for a walk in the sun and overdosed on Vitamin D.

203 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7220 00:57

>>202 ate a single honey roasted peanut and suffered a blood-sugar drop so severe he went into a year-long coma.

204 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7220 11:49

>>203 literally turned himself inside out on a toilet.

205 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7220 14:41

When >>204 scratches an itch, it creates permanent scars on his skin

206 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7220 17:48

>>205 was set ablaze by a toy laser pointer

207 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7220 18:35

>>206 crushed his pelvis by sitting down.

208 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7220 18:50

>>207 sneezed once and simultaneously broke all his ribs, ruptured his lungs in three places, dislocated his collarbone, soiled himself, and one of his toes fell off.

209 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7220 20:14

>>208 imploded after holding in a fart.

210 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7221 08:33

>>209 tore his skin away when he covered himself in a soft blanket

211 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7221 14:03

>>210 Permanently crushed his penis when he put a condom on it.

212 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7233 00:36

>>211 became horribly malformed after a terrible head-on collision with a parked kids bike.

213 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7233 01:21

>>212 dissolved in the shower when the soap broke his surface tension.

214 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7238 00:17

>>213 had an emotional breakdown when he broke his pencil.

215 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7239 22:37

>>214 received severe facial lacerations by accidentally walking into a cobweb.

216 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7240 07:19

>>215 suffers whiplash injuries every time he nods.

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