>>166 is a flower. Its subtle, alluring beauty and delicate contour has left me feeling vaguely content with life.
>>167's puny heart struggles to pump sufficient oxygen to his brain, leaving him too feeble-minded to understand the concept of this thread.
>>168 couldn't do anything himself, but ended up as a famous theoretical physicist.
>>169 tried to become a theoretical physicist but met his demise in a freak accident involving a perfectly tight frictionless piston, a massless frictionless chain, and a spherical horse in simple harmonic motion.
Actually, it was a result of suffocation in imaginary vacuum.
>>170 accidentally scraped his knee; now he is terminally ill because of sepsis.
>>171 got slammed into the bathroom wall when he popped a zit.
>>172
Got knocked out after being flogged by a warm lettuce leaf.
>>173 died from hypothermia after warming a lettuce leaf on his bare skin.
>>182 When he had a tiny amount of static electricity and touched something metal, he looked like a man in an electric chair. He also exploded into flames.
>>184's hand was crushed to a bloody pulp when a butterfly alighted on it.
>>186 suffered severe radiation poisoning after being exposed to an unpeeled banana.
>>188's attempt to smoke a single cigarette caused his lungs to implode.
>>189's spine was broken in 7 places when a shiver ran down it.
>>190 required a blood transfusion after drinking a can of coke.
One of >>191's eyelashes fell out and he passed out from the pain.
>>192 broke every bone in his fingers when he attempted to crack his knuckles.
>>194 was crushed to death by his awareness of his own mortality.
>>195 is instantly dehydrated whenever he spits on the ground or cries.
>>197 suffered chemical burns after being sprinkled with a water.
>>199 died of cardiac arrest when he saw a football rolling towards him.
>>200 accidentally choked to death on a delocalised electron.
>>201 went outside for a walk in the sun and overdosed on Vitamin D.
When >>204 scratches an itch, it creates permanent scars on his skin
>>207 sneezed once and simultaneously broke all his ribs, ruptured his lungs in three places, dislocated his collarbone, soiled himself, and one of his toes fell off.
>>209 tore his skin away when he covered himself in a soft blanket
>>210 Permanently crushed his penis when he put a condom on it.
>>211 became horribly malformed after a terrible head-on collision with a parked kids bike.