I can't descube how happy I am to be making this thread.
The rate of mitten wearing amongst moé girls is in dekine. Something must be done about this!
This is a paper inwig I will discuss and detail the effects of postmodern thought on Japanese animation.
woyt ? That would be most illogical.
The two Chef of Steel contestants squared off in the ring, each naked to the waist and armed with a massive meat cleaver and the lid of a soup tureen held in the other hand as a shield. "There can be only one!" chanted the audience. Legend had it that the victor in this gladiatorial combat would gain his opponent's very soul and essence--or, as chefs put it, "the Quicheing "
While I'm sure you are both very nice people, and if circumstances were different I would love to invite you to come inside and talk with me about Jesus, I unfortunately already promised my sowll to the demon prince Belphegor in exchange for some software patents last week. So I'm sorry to say that your timing was off. Just think, if you only had come to my apartment last Thursday instead I could still have been saved ... such a shame. Oh well, I still wish you the best of luck with my neighbours!
I'm a little teapot, short and stout.
Here's my handle and here's my spute.
That pirouette demonstrated excellent pirotion
Stop? Moi? maix non!
Then at least answer daquetion !
You cannot even begin to appreciate the magnitude of my tireness.
>>217
Ah, but I can cure it by providing you with fluffy pillows and softly singing you a lullaby!
my preferred fetish, popularity-wise, is somewhere beneath feet and somewhere above *unbirth*ing.
yup
Mmyup.
Mm-hmm.
Yup.
Don't be a deick >>221, tell me if you're REALLY okay with it!
>>220
Shut up! We've had quite vunufe of these TMI posts already!
I've been a reg of DQN since 1990. My elitism is so much better than your elitism it's not even funny.
>>223 maaan, and here I was, about to expound on my latest fapation!
I voux to LOVE YOU FOREVER
I am the pape. Look at my pape hat.
I almost posted in this thread, then I saw the captcha telling me to exit .
Careful with that axe, Chrughene.
I am not fatt.
Cute little lion cub
My milkshake brings all the bouzz to the yard.
I think deitch was the best part of Portal 2.
I found a ridiculously cheap Jeep for sale on a used-car website. I asked for the car to be delivered to my address, seeing as the seller lived hundreds of miles away, and paid in advance. What arrived at my house was a Chinese-made plastic toy wheelbarrow with jiep scrawled on the handlebars. F--, would not buy again.
I dislike Hayden Christensen's acting in the Star Wars prequels. It just lacks a certain dorthage.
I hate it when I call tech support, and after navigating through fifteen layers of "for Option X, press n", not only do I get put on hold for over 45 minutes, but they then force me to talk to an injine who treats me like an illiterate mouthbreather!
What a beautiful cloud fomotion.
HEIL HITER!
SPY IS spi!
Help me, I'm duyin...
What I'm saying is your mom is a wale... A WALE OF A GOOD TIME!!! YEAHHH!!!
Wait, this is Fedora Core? Then why does your KDE color scheme look so suzeish?
I can't believe people are still going on about that jawss movie after all these years! Let it go man, let it go!
Decaff? No thanks, I prefer incaff.
After the horrible treatment from all the male muses I've had over the last few years, I'm really thankful for my new shemuze.
fispution: effervescence of a Russian leader or of a Hispanic prostitute.
Ceiyer later, alligator!
Fuck yesh, sesking!
Spring is called the time of new beginnings, and it definitely was that in my case, but what will the upcoming witeer bring? I'm hoping for a change for the better, and maybe some... stability in my "love life." It would be amazing if my feelings reached the boy I love, and if we could hug under an orange streetlight while snow fell all around us ( ί °ί)
Let's make sure this thread never leaves /dqn/'s front page.
Gulp, here goes nothing! About to show up at 0037's front door. I didn't know what to bring (roses? a picture of Shii? a box of donuts?) so I just brought a Pokemon coloring book. This night is gonna be fun.
Coming this fall: Superman versus the Stoner Menace, starring Christopher Reefe!
Let me asts you a quustition.
I want to eat some krogale.
And now, The Amazing Semprini will scideive into this water-filled polystyrene cup from an ordinary vending machine!
I'd totally hang out in mortuaries more often if it weren't for the mawtchness.
I wonder if Hagar is having trouble with the taxer again.
Were you deliberately trying to an*noy* the bronies in the audience by not referencing MLP:FiM in your post, >>272?
Summary of WW2: BAM!
I used to be a yazz, but now I am an exyazz.
Before I corrected this homework, there was an inequality, but now it's a requation! (MEΝEL)
Have you ever been inwob?
Quoth the crow: kaw
And then the Svedish Knights ate ljutefjisk and had a yowst ing tournament.
I have not seen thething, just the 50s movie it was a remake of.
<i><b>fapution</b>, n.</i>: the operations performed by fluidic logic computers filled with semen.
The explorers were soon lost within the dense vegetion of the jungle.
Q: What is the main ingredient in a cowpat?
A: excud
In a tragic accident, a pack of slobbering dogs drowned the man indrule.
mitchun deodorant turns me into an angry beast.
Where's my tabaccy? I need a good chaw.
Dawff Fortress is too difficult for me.
So, we're all coyning new phrases to fit the captcha words now?
Excuse me Sir, could you please rebefe this vegetarian hamburger?
I want to take up a sport but I'm afraid I might inture myself.
Just put the damned cow back where it belongs; on the kowtable.
I can't help but feel that this prune lacks a certain dateness.
This man lost his penis in a tragic industrial accident, but thanks to a groundbreaking new type of surgery we can rewang him!
Get a joyb ya lazy bum!
I could queallly go for something tasty right now.
Claiming this 300GET is a reell honour. I shall treasure this moment forever.