[READABILITY] ITT we input CAPTCHAs [PART 3] (999)

1 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6807 16:51

I can't descube how happy I am to be making this thread.

701 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7152 23:00

All you need is a pair of mittens.

702 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7153 00:48

Hello, my name is Tim and I offer you this amazing hair product via telsale. Please tell me your name, address and credit card info and we will send you a free pack of this amazing hair product immediately.

703 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7153 20:53

All right, all right! I'm coming! You can stop banging on the door already!

704 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7154 01:17

Novels set in a destopeian future tend to be quite enjoyable.

705 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7154 19:52

"O, not in cruelty, not in wrath,
The Reaper came that day;
'Twas an angel visited the green earth,
And took the flowers away."

706 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7154 22:57

I want to see yinude!

707 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7155 16:22

What a nice thread this is.

708 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7155 16:24

Give it all to me!

709 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7157 00:00

Would you hang out with a DQN in real life?

710 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7157 01:55

Hang, on, I'm just going to finish uploading the source code to these organs to guthub.

711 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7157 14:40

Entering captchas is a bit of a chore.

712 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7157 23:21

>>711
Why, is the process too slow for you?

713 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7158 13:40

>>709
No way, the tenition would be too high.

714 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7158 16:00

Sometimes I find it hard to unmex my, um...

( ・-・) ...

715 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7158 16:48

>>714
Your tub?

716 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7159 03:17

What a fucking biche.

717 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7159 16:40

I've designed this playground slide for optimal chuteness.

718 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7159 18:02

Linux is for people who hate Bill Gates. FreeBSD is for people who love unux .

719 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7159 19:20

I don't give a dawm!

720 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7160 13:23

Can you play the sax?

721 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7160 14:41

I don't want to tipe this captcha, but the man at the computer has a gun pointed at me.

722 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7160 14:46

Where's this thread's emergency exit?

723 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7160 14:58

I want to go out with a bang!

724 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7161 23:55

Lord take me downtown, I'm just looking for some tush

725 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7162 01:17

I'm so upset about some thread that I'm starting to think about them as wipeable!

726 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7162 21:10

If I ever hear anybody say the word yiff out loud, I will probably grimace and be distinctly unimpressed.

727 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7163 17:34

Don't fret, my child.

728 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7163 17:59

If you drink a bottle of woy sauce all at once, you'll probably die of sodium poisoning.

729 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7164 00:12

Don't have a cow, man.

730 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7164 17:55

I'm building my own Tower of the Guche Idea entirely out of fake luxury handbags.

731 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7164 23:20

My house was in the side by a tractor and now it's leanish.

732 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7164 23:57

>>731
Try to replace vull??

733 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7165 02:10

Cume on my right hand, for this ear is deaf

734 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7167 08:00

Well, what did you exhesp?

735 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7167 08:03

>>734
What did you say to me? I'm calling my loyr!

736 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7167 18:35

>>735
If I agree to have siex with you, will you drop the charges?

737 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7169 10:31

Well I'll be danged.

738 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7169 12:45

This One Direction concert seems quite moshable.

739 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7169 15:22

Doctor, you can't use that to listen to my heart. It's an *unstethe*scope.

740 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7169 16:53

Wow, this captcha is amazing!

741 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7170 07:24

>>726
Well, once you embarrass yourself by saying "yiff" in public, you can't just simply unyuff.

742 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7170 20:02

That's it, I'm quitting the captcha business.

743 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7170 20:32

I've been waiting a long time to get this off my chess.

744 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7171 13:00

Upon entering the door, the French dog collapsed in unhepe.

745 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7171 13:03

I've found some quite fapeable pornographic SJIS art. How I wish I could create it... I would make my deepest fantasies come true!

746 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7171 14:41

Drunk? Hah! I'm fine, ah'm just a little bit tispepe.

747 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7172 13:52

Shutcher mouth, I'm trying to listen!

748 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7173 04:58

I'm not sure if my captcha says vijttag or vuttag.

749 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7173 09:34

I keep all my smelly water inmop.

750 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7175 12:27

Cute Pokemon make me daw.

751 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7175 22:51

Wow shit I'm glad I was a useless sack of shit today, can't wait to get up and do it all again tomorrow! You might say I have a dovition to doing absolutely fuck all of use, but then also you might not, since dovition is my captcha and not actually a word.

752 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7176 08:05

I'm going to go feed the dux.

753 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7177 19:06

pow! right in the kisser!

754 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7178 07:49

Just so you know, I'm going to practice archery by firing my bow and arrow at your ducks, >>752.

755 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7178 11:51

I can't believe >>754 took my bow without asking!

756 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7178 15:34

「おいしい」は英語で「ｄｅｒｉｓｈｏｕｓ」です。

757 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7179 12:35

Seriously, my wife!
One day I'm going to unbride that woman!

758 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7179 15:32

>>757
What's she done that's so terrible? It's not like she turned out to be male or anything, right?

759 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7179 15:59

I'm going to provide some naration for this thread.
Unfortunately, I'm going to speak it aloud, so nobody will actually get to read it.

760 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7179 21:40

What if images of bags of cement were given humorous misspelled captions, like lolcats?

And thus, lolsment was born.

761 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7180 09:11

Goddammit, even my captcha is gay!

762 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7180 14:22

Why are you cubeing x? It should be squared.

763 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7181 18:34

I hate to complain, but some deuche just got the 999 GET with a horrible phrase and then created a new thread in a terrible way. Seriously, "sniping" for GET and creation of a new thread should be considered ungentlemanly.

764 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7182 16:18

>>763
hey, that's a bit offensive, don't you think?

765 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7182 17:41

On a scale of one to seven, this captcha is definitely above tierfive.

766 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7182 19:22

What do you mean "physician"? It's obviously spelled fisition.

767 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7183 12:01

>>766
I've decided to start spelling though as tho because English should be phonetic.

768 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7183 15:06

>>767
I'll start a pepetion to make it a legal requirement.

769 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7184 15:37

Hakurei Reime is an inspiration to us all.

770 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7186 19:42

I don't know nutheen about nutheen!

771 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7186 22:19

Thinking thread dualism surely helped quaiten this board.

772 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7187 08:54

All the dax are swimming in the water, hal da dal da dal doh, hal da dal da dal doh.

773 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7187 15:03

The tribal warriors ripped off his buttocks as part of the ceremonial deassment.

774 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7187 18:30

I'm just going to go home, close my doors, unplug my phone and internet, and just have a mecetion.

775 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7187 19:26

She shells sea sells on the she shore!

776 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7188 15:20

Thanks to the revolutionary new pseuodscience of transchronocaptchology, I now know that in a previous life I was a fir tree!

777 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7188 19:01

The bagness of these pants makes them absolutely unfashionable.

778 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7189 16:13

Mice are cuter than rats.

779 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7190 11:40

Don't be so coy,Ben.

780 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7190 19:16

When breathing, remember to inale as well as exhale. Failure to follow this guideline may lead to discomfort and/or death.

781 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7194 09:43

Being gentle is good, but every now and then you need to show some rowghness.

782 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7194 10:15

Shake dem asscheeks, life is muthement, baby!

783 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7194 13:55

What defuck?

784 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7195 18:38

I just shat everywhere.

785 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7195 19:44

It's only 150 yen, for crying out loud.

786 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7195 21:16

You have to study, student! Do this unitt! DO IT NOW!

787 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7195 21:29

I will cheirish this golden turd forever.

788 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7196 11:59

Now I really want a kepab but my dad bought me mcdonalds yesterday and it's bad to have fast food twice in a week

789 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7198 15:20

I'm at a shithick stage of my life. That is being a NEET and feeling bad about it.

790 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7199 16:15

It's my favorite show! Starsky and Chutch!

791 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7200 19:13

I can only hope the captain captures this catchish captcha!

792 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7202 04:59

　 Λ__Λ
　（　ﾟ mﾟ） I'm not really a *fan* of this captcha thing.
　（　　　）

793 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7202 08:30

When I pick a big boug from my nose, I eat it.

794 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7202 11:05

Thank god that I'm inume to so many deadly diseases! ( ﾟ ヮﾟ)

795 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7202 11:06

( ・-・) Then again, it would be unyize to be so reckless...

796 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7202 11:35

My nudetion gland is itching again. I must strip down and run around naked!

797 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7202 12:03

Untermensch? I would call it a subape.

798 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7206 13:10

Look at Utsuho's amazing starkape!
http://en.touhouwiki.net/images/b/b8/Th11Utsuho.png

799 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7206 13:37

Is her hand gesture telling me to pess off?

800 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7206 13:48

To be or not to be, that is daquution.

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