[READABILITY] ITT we input CAPTCHAs [PART 3] (999)

1 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6807 16:51

I can't descube how happy I am to be making this thread.

301 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6887 21:12

Oh, wo is me!!

302 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6887 21:37

Much to the tailor's delight, the princess was highly gownable.

303 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6887 23:52

Sorry, South Carolina, you can't unsecede from the Union without getting fucked up by General Sherman first.

304 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6888 10:26

I'm feeling a little queagly, I think I'm going to throw up...

305 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6888 11:35

Oh dear, I'll be late for my weekly exgang Members Anonymous meeting!

306 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6888 16:39

I'm gonna shoot you in the face with my gan!

307 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6888 22:55

Empty the flour into the bowlsive. No extra equipment necessary!

308 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6889 08:02

Are you going to start unyufe?

309 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6889 10:04

I have invented a new drink composed of whiskey poured into a coconut. I have named it the skothusk.

310 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6889 14:42

Our dog has just performed muttafe on my wife. It looks like I won't have to doing any extra work before I go to bed.

311 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6889 16:45

Vinegar? More like exwine!

312 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6890 07:51

Jumpscares don't faze me!

313 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6890 09:42

D-don't laffet me!

314 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6894 11:49

Unbab the moon, loli to issho.

315 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6895 10:23

Stop it, mum!

316 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6895 10:24

Zoophilia? No, I'm afraid that's not my petish.

317 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6895 14:16

>>316

that sawffly odd, i recall you saying it was.

318 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6895 20:38

I have a bad case of frugazz after eating too many fruits.

319 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6897 07:43

Those French bots have such uninspiring names; it's just botune, botdeux, bottrois...

320 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6897 09:24

Dem gummint folksh better git off ahr property shoon, 'fore I come out wif mah rifle. Don't dey know it'sh roursh?

321 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6897 10:06

It's scary out thir!

322 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6897 11:49

>>321
I agree! The outside is doubleplusungud!

323 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6897 18:33

I've had it! I'm gonna pack my things and head nowrth!

324 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6897 19:01

I'm *ki*nda tired of Captchas

325 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6898 09:53

I feel rather ambivalent towards the quein of England.

326 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6898 15:40

卐卐卐 Lung lave teh furth reitch!! 卐卐卐

327 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6898 18:31

*Jo*Jo's Bizarre Adventure!

328 Name: !ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-6898 18:52

I'm feeling a little bit shoy about revealing the truth about me on DQN.

329 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6898 19:53

>>328 Arrr jim lad, nobody cares.

330 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6899 00:44

The grapes are vining for the fjords.

331 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6899 02:12

This captcha is stupid and boring. I'd better rerell to get a better one.

332 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6899 02:25

After a while, I found that I got bored with unime.

333 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6899 03:13

I can't even make a joke about my captcha code.

334 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6899 05:55

>>333
Well exuce me princess!

335 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6899 06:00

Why would unudge me if you had nothing to bring to my attention? Who does that?

336 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6899 17:58

With this captcha, I have won the thread.

337 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6899 18:44

You've gun an denitt dis time, son!

338 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6899 18:45

Yow!

339 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6899 20:03

Would you like to go on a deete with me?

340 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6900 20:53

>>339
Only if you promise not to punch me in the jaw again.

341 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6900 22:09

I bowed to the pretty girl, and took my hataff as a friendly gesture.

342 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6901 21:53

Sowy, I'm gay.

343 Name: !ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-6901 23:50

I drive my grandma's beick. It's hip to use retro stuff.

344 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6903 00:42

Pi is exactly 3!

345 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6904 22:31

I'm smoking a dank nug!

346 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6905 03:47

Sorry, hefe, the senorita's in another hacienda.

347 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6905 11:56

What's sex?

348 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6905 13:19

>>344
Correction: it's actually four.

349 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6905 18:22

The hell is a blaiyish?

350 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6906 20:04

Last night, I dreamed that I was soring through the sky without a care in the world.

351 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6907 19:06

>>347
Why don't you loym down on that bed and I'll show you.

352 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6908 12:28

Posting captchas in this thread is just the status quo. You should try doing something new and exciting!

353 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6912 13:58

hi DQN! Is everybody happy?

354 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6914 16:33

Deib of the Triffids was a pretty awesome book.

355 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6914 17:58

bo! I'm a ghost.

356 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6915 03:33

dugose my mind.

357 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6915 04:27

si Señor, si!

358 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6916 12:13

Thousten, we have a problem.

359 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6919 06:35

This thread is the shizz.

360 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6919 06:43

sojetion soyuz! ypaaaaaaaaa

361 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6919 16:30

Who sells sea shells on the sea shore?

362 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6922 01:43

seme.

Yeah, I got nothin'. Pretend I made a yaoi joke that was so wrong that it crossed the line back into being funny again.

363 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6922 05:20

AAAAGH the force of your thrusting tore my intestinal wall!!!!

364 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6922 12:47

Something is wrong with my brain. I should rewire it.

365 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6922 13:53

Do yospoze I was too rough with >>363?

366 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6923 20:35

Fantastic game, gege.

367 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6926 09:51

caw caw, motherfuckers

368 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6926 16:16

Don't make me laff!

369 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6927 10:34

"Don't we have battle droids for this?"

―Plure Barron

370 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6930 20:05

Tales of dering-do, bad and good luck tales! Oo-oo!

371 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6930 20:13

Get your grubby paws off moy sandwich!

372 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6930 21:25

Tothong or not tothong, that is the question. The answer is to pantsu.

373 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6930 21:41

Waah! I'm right and you're wawng!!

374 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6931 05:26

"My pen's on fire, my pen's on fire! My hand, my hand!"

"Thoyrpen, idiot!"

375 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6934 04:39

>>373
No, it is you who are rong.

376 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6934 08:30

Gaw, will you two stop it?

377 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6934 13:27

I hope I don't end up in the gawtter.

378 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6936 00:47

379 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6936 14:46

qui bono?

380 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6936 15:12

I don't understand >>379's Latin reference. I'm not the shurpest crayon in the box.

381 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6936 15:13

That doesn't mean you should just stand there and *gawck, >>380.

382 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6937 12:31

My captcha is a maizz, I can only guess it, unless I open it in a new window and spoil the right answer.

383 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6937 18:09

I'm living on the medge!

384 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6938 14:02

What a beautiful pome.

385 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6939 00:27

[i]jeze[/i] i wish i could use my captcha from >>>/nihongo/ here, it's really [i]kiepable[/i]

386 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6939 01:19

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387 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6939 06:54

wow, look at all these threads!

388 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6939 18:55

Rown and rown she goes; where she stops nobody knows!

389 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6940 17:28

I'll make you an offer you can't refese.

390 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6940 22:52

hi!

391 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6941 04:38

Thereive posted in this thread again!

392 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6941 05:19

My life is a hideous montage of wretched *exezz*

393 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6941 13:12

Everybody get out! This thread is about to explode!

394 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6942 05:48

Oh, bexive.

alternate take: Oh, go stick your dick in a bexive. ... and by that I mean hairplay is hoooot.

395 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6944 00:37

Out of Shanghai and Hourai, who is the most dollish?

396 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6945 13:10

Chackmate!

397 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6945 20:44

Indeed, and I never thought you'd find a reward in this thread.

398 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6945 21:33

Is it a jet? Is it an ape? No, it's a jetape!

399 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6946 12:49

We've run out of room in jail kyuu-hyaku-kyuu-juu-kyuu; put the prisoners in jailsen.

400 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6946 23:59

>>396
shutheffuck up, nerd!
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