[READABILITY] ITT we input CAPTCHAs [PART 3] (999)

1 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6807 16:51

I can't descube how happy I am to be making this thread.

801 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7208 00:41

My butt is full of magic. Allow me to demonstrate!

802 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7208 13:36

Where do you go to measure the weit of a blue whale?

To a whale-weigh station!

803 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7209 00:34

necesito unkeg de cervesa

804 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7210 14:19

We had a group meating last night.

805 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7210 18:23

Fuck it I'm going to drive this thing of the pire.

806 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7210 20:52

"It's time for your teatment" the boob doctor announced

807 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7211 00:25

The robot had a bowl of fusely for breakfast.

808 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7211 00:39

That old man is exwize.

809 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7211 23:07

It was a very dark night. Through her tears of dark, gloomy and brooding depression, she could barely see a shilluthe of a rich handsome young protagonist, who promised her a happy life.

810 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7211 23:19

For an added twist, the beef steak was served on a cowdish.

811 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7212 15:43

...in sickness and inheth...

812 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7212 16:50

*sagh*

813 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7212 18:34

>>810
*saim* shit bro

814 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7214 13:40

Hopefully this year's Internet awards will remain unwon.

815 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7214 17:24

"jawn," one of the officers yawned, and everyone immediately knew that he was a German spy.

816 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7214 18:17

>>815
He really shot himself in defote with that one.

817 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7214 20:32

>>816
Yeah, he got himself in hiet

818 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7215 19:43

I demand that you unham this sandwich at once! Don't you know that I'm vegan?

819 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7215 20:51

Have you ever played ro? I spend, like, half of my life on it, and now it's outdated. The technology jumped further along its curve.

820 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7216 19:37

Nobody in my family has much of a sense of humor. Whenever we get together, I am inundated with horrible jowx.

821 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7216 20:30

Have you ever been to blore? It's a beautiful little village in Staffordshire. The air is fresh, and every plant is blooming! And they even got a mossy stone wall apart from centuries-old buildings. Everything is worth seeing in blore!

And you absolutely must visit it on August 18 and 19 for the glorious Dovedale Sheepdog trials.

822 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7219 19:27

>>202 is a world-renowned shuge researcher.

823 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7219 19:31

Try again, but this time indanish.

824 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7219 21:35

Mr. I.C. Bumz? Did you order this pizz?

825 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7219 21:57

"Sea sickness" takes too long to say; it should just be shortened to seackness.

826 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7220 15:04

Wanna buy some deope? Wanna get deope-d, man??

827 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7220 15:06

Oh shit, it's a raid. Cops, man! Run, man!

828 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7220 18:38

blossite
Make my floors out of natural blossite

829 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7220 20:41

I feel exrage. Sorry for picking a fight with you.

830 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7220 21:50

I can't help being recorded doing stupid things. It's my faillness.

831 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7220 23:28

Come on, take a reisk!

832 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7221 00:35

Always check that your renals are properly maintained before operating your body.

833 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7221 16:56

Please stop, you're scereing me!

834 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7221 18:39

My captcha instructs me to fap. I am only too happy to oblige.

835 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7221 19:34

If I moved to England, I'd like to buy a house in Bognor Regithe

836 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7221 19:36

Hmm, I hope the blood doesn't seap through the floorboards.

837 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7221 19:37

My favourite programming language would have to be ce++

838 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7221 20:00

In japan, before entering a house, it is polite to remove your shuze

839 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7221 20:33

, you biell!

840 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7221 20:34

<i>gi</i></i>! This thread is fucked!

841 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7221 20:35

This is why ce++ deserves banotion

842 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7221 20:41

Just post in this thread to get the board to refack

843 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7221 22:43

I vow never to abuse html tags again.

844 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7221 23:50

I like biscuits, unless they happen to be stale.

845 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7222 00:04

>>837
You'll peiy for this!

846 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7222 00:21

I'm not very good at football, because of my low <i>kieckness</i> expertise.

847 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7222 00:25

Well, looks like that mess has been put to reist.

848 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7222 13:22

It is a common misconception that anions and cations can only exist on the scale of atoms and molecules. Why, I once saw one the size of a large motorised public transport vehicle. In fact, if you sit down right there, I'll tell you all I know about the buscation.

849 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7222 18:40

I can hardly contain my exsitement!

850 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7222 18:59

Throw me terop! Please!

851 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7222 21:27

I-I'm n-not a tsun dedere, I j-just have a s-s-stutter! B-baka!

852 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7223 13:37

I shall pour a libation in honour of this amazing captcha.

853 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7223 16:55

*shrig* My captcha's alright, I guess.

854 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7223 17:15

I have an odd inclenation to post my captcha in this thread.

855 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7223 17:53

I'm done here. I'm thro.

856 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7223 21:31

<i>Shessale</i>s see shales on the shee shoar.

857 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7224 00:16

>>856
I bow to your fingertwistersmanship.

858 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7224 00:34

I'll post in this thread with any captcha, uname it!

859 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7225 12:44

I am filled with a siethen hatred.

860 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7225 15:30

Personal hygeine sure is a chore.

861 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7225 19:21

My brains feel like they are covered in sludge. How do I desluge my brains??

862 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7227 00:03

Stop talking and grab my dosh.

863 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7227 02:11

Almost fixed my sleeping pattern till I stayed up all night re-editing DVDs

864 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7227 02:13

whoops staid, don't I feel like a jelfuce

865 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7227 15:57

Goumen nasai.

866 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7227 20:18

In all fairgness, this captcha is only one letter away from being an actual word.

867 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7228 11:58

After a brief period of gotheness I dyed my bangs pink and became a gay furry.

868 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7228 12:42

What a dire duration of time. A diration, if you will.

869 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7228 13:22

Perhaps later in life, I'll buy a yache to sail on.

870 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7228 13:41

>>869
Don't forget that you can become a chaibable person and give all your money away to poor, deprived and lazy.

871 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7228 13:42

vuzzeb is quite catchy even if you don't really like it.

872 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7228 18:42

This captcha is soyging wet. I'll hang it out to dry.

873 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7228 21:50

Wutch thread is your favourite? For me it has to be the demand thread.

874 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7229 07:53

resten peace, old chap.

875 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7229 12:21

I admit I love howss, but I like Hugh Laurie better in ridiculous British comedies like Blackadder.

876 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7229 16:07

Huh? Tablecat is undruthe table. How strange, he's normally on top.

877 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7229 16:14

mabeen I will amount to something in the future.

878 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7230 12:51

>>872
Not a shace that it will dry.

879 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7230 13:07

I pedge to become a better person.

880 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7230 13:46

Hi, >>869 here. I've decided not to buy a yatch afterall.

881 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7230 23:47

Ready, Set, Go!

882 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7231 05:14

>>881
No, wait a minune, I'm not ready yet.

883 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7231 08:17

>>882
I thope you're ready now.

884 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7232 19:48

She's such a skadely cat.

885 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7232 22:51

>>883
expedge me to come a bit later.

886 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7233 19:36

Filthy thieving elf! You... you thielf‼

887 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7233 20:00

I'm number wone!

888 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7234 04:55

Life really is a mixeg bag!

889 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7234 09:03

wank-wank nugh-nugh
Kno watcha meen?? Kno watcha meen???

890 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7234 13:04

Burn the wietch!

891 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7234 22:26

It's a jar of stuff.

892 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7235 13:07

Human society as a whole lost its diretion after World War II.

893 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7235 13:35

It's all done for cude oil.

894 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7235 15:08

<i>pow</i>!
You cry like tiny baby man.

895 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7235 15:09

>>894
Oops, inore that please.

896 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7235 22:45

Stop performing the nockment on my door!

897 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7236 01:25

Don't look, I'm completely nude!

898 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7236 01:39

The difference, I think, is that an EXplosion is like "kaboom" whereas an IMplosion is more like "inpufe"!

899 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7236 01:44

Clearly, >>893, we must switch everything over to being nuclear powrd before it is too late.

900 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7236 06:27

>>899
I think that solar is bess.

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