[READABILITY] ITT we input CAPTCHAs [PART 3] (999)

1 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6807 16:51

I can't descube how happy I am to be making this thread.

750 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7175 12:27

Cute Pokemon make me daw.

751 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7175 22:51

Wow shit I'm glad I was a useless sack of shit today, can't wait to get up and do it all again tomorrow! You might say I have a dovition to doing absolutely fuck all of use, but then also you might not, since dovition is my captcha and not actually a word.

752 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7176 08:05

I'm going to go feed the dux.

753 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7177 19:06

pow! right in the kisser!

754 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7178 07:49

Just so you know, I'm going to practice archery by firing my bow and arrow at your ducks, >>752.

755 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7178 11:51

I can't believe >>754 took my bow without asking!

756 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7178 15:34

「おいしい」は英語で「ｄｅｒｉｓｈｏｕｓ」です。

757 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7179 12:35

Seriously, my wife!
One day I'm going to unbride that woman!

758 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7179 15:32

>>757
What's she done that's so terrible? It's not like she turned out to be male or anything, right?

759 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7179 15:59

I'm going to provide some naration for this thread.
Unfortunately, I'm going to speak it aloud, so nobody will actually get to read it.

760 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7179 21:40

What if images of bags of cement were given humorous misspelled captions, like lolcats?

And thus, lolsment was born.

761 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7180 09:11

Goddammit, even my captcha is gay!

762 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7180 14:22

Why are you cubeing x? It should be squared.

763 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7181 18:34

I hate to complain, but some deuche just got the 999 GET with a horrible phrase and then created a new thread in a terrible way. Seriously, "sniping" for GET and creation of a new thread should be considered ungentlemanly.

764 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7182 16:18

>>763
hey, that's a bit offensive, don't you think?

765 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7182 17:41

On a scale of one to seven, this captcha is definitely above tierfive.

766 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7182 19:22

What do you mean "physician"? It's obviously spelled fisition.

767 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7183 12:01

>>766
I've decided to start spelling though as tho because English should be phonetic.

768 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7183 15:06

>>767
I'll start a pepetion to make it a legal requirement.

769 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7184 15:37

Hakurei Reime is an inspiration to us all.

770 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7186 19:42

I don't know nutheen about nutheen!

771 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7186 22:19

Thinking thread dualism surely helped quaiten this board.

772 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7187 08:54

All the dax are swimming in the water, hal da dal da dal doh, hal da dal da dal doh.

773 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7187 15:03

The tribal warriors ripped off his buttocks as part of the ceremonial deassment.

774 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7187 18:30

I'm just going to go home, close my doors, unplug my phone and internet, and just have a mecetion.

775 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7187 19:26

She shells sea sells on the she shore!

776 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7188 15:20

Thanks to the revolutionary new pseuodscience of transchronocaptchology, I now know that in a previous life I was a fir tree!

777 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7188 19:01

The bagness of these pants makes them absolutely unfashionable.

778 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7189 16:13

Mice are cuter than rats.

779 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7190 11:40

Don't be so coy,Ben.

780 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7190 19:16

When breathing, remember to inale as well as exhale. Failure to follow this guideline may lead to discomfort and/or death.

781 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7194 09:43

Being gentle is good, but every now and then you need to show some rowghness.

782 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7194 10:15

Shake dem asscheeks, life is muthement, baby!

783 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7194 13:55

What defuck?

784 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7195 18:38

I just shat everywhere.

785 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7195 19:44

It's only 150 yen, for crying out loud.

786 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7195 21:16

You have to study, student! Do this unitt! DO IT NOW!

787 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7195 21:29

I will cheirish this golden turd forever.

788 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7196 11:59

Now I really want a kepab but my dad bought me mcdonalds yesterday and it's bad to have fast food twice in a week

789 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7198 15:20

I'm at a shithick stage of my life. That is being a NEET and feeling bad about it.

790 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7199 16:15

It's my favorite show! Starsky and Chutch!

791 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7200 19:13

I can only hope the captain captures this catchish captcha!

792 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7202 04:59

　 Λ__Λ
　（　ﾟ mﾟ） I'm not really a *fan* of this captcha thing.
　（　　　）

793 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7202 08:30

When I pick a big boug from my nose, I eat it.

794 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7202 11:05

Thank god that I'm inume to so many deadly diseases! ( ﾟ ヮﾟ)

795 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7202 11:06

( ・-・) Then again, it would be unyize to be so reckless...

796 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7202 11:35

My nudetion gland is itching again. I must strip down and run around naked!

797 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7202 12:03

Untermensch? I would call it a subape.

798 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7206 13:10

Look at Utsuho's amazing starkape!
http://en.touhouwiki.net/images/b/b8/Th11Utsuho.png

799 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7206 13:37

Is her hand gesture telling me to pess off?

800 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7206 13:48

To be or not to be, that is daquution.

801 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7208 00:41

My butt is full of magic. Allow me to demonstrate!

802 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7208 13:36

Where do you go to measure the weit of a blue whale?

To a whale-weigh station!

803 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7209 00:34

necesito unkeg de cervesa

804 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7210 14:19

We had a group meating last night.

805 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7210 18:23

Fuck it I'm going to drive this thing of the pire.

806 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7210 20:52

"It's time for your teatment" the boob doctor announced

807 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7211 00:25

The robot had a bowl of fusely for breakfast.

808 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7211 00:39

That old man is exwize.

809 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7211 23:07

It was a very dark night. Through her tears of dark, gloomy and brooding depression, she could barely see a shilluthe of a rich handsome young protagonist, who promised her a happy life.

810 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7211 23:19

For an added twist, the beef steak was served on a cowdish.

811 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7212 15:43

...in sickness and inheth...

812 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7212 16:50

*sagh*

813 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7212 18:34

>>810
*saim* shit bro

814 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7214 13:40

Hopefully this year's Internet awards will remain unwon.

815 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7214 17:24

"jawn," one of the officers yawned, and everyone immediately knew that he was a German spy.

816 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7214 18:17

>>815
He really shot himself in defote with that one.

817 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7214 20:32

>>816
Yeah, he got himself in hiet

818 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7215 19:43

I demand that you unham this sandwich at once! Don't you know that I'm vegan?

819 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7215 20:51

Have you ever played ro? I spend, like, half of my life on it, and now it's outdated. The technology jumped further along its curve.

820 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7216 19:37

Nobody in my family has much of a sense of humor. Whenever we get together, I am inundated with horrible jowx.

821 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7216 20:30

Have you ever been to blore? It's a beautiful little village in Staffordshire. The air is fresh, and every plant is blooming! And they even got a mossy stone wall apart from centuries-old buildings. Everything is worth seeing in blore!

And you absolutely must visit it on August 18 and 19 for the glorious Dovedale Sheepdog trials.

822 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7219 19:27

>>202 is a world-renowned shuge researcher.

823 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7219 19:31

Try again, but this time indanish.

824 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7219 21:35

Mr. I.C. Bumz? Did you order this pizz?

825 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7219 21:57

"Sea sickness" takes too long to say; it should just be shortened to seackness.

826 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7220 15:04

Wanna buy some deope? Wanna get deope-d, man??

827 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7220 15:06

Oh shit, it's a raid. Cops, man! Run, man!

828 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7220 18:38

blossite
Make my floors out of natural blossite

829 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7220 20:41

I feel exrage. Sorry for picking a fight with you.

830 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7220 21:50

I can't help being recorded doing stupid things. It's my faillness.

831 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7220 23:28

Come on, take a reisk!

832 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7221 00:35

Always check that your renals are properly maintained before operating your body.

833 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7221 16:56

Please stop, you're scereing me!

834 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7221 18:39

My captcha instructs me to fap. I am only too happy to oblige.

835 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7221 19:34

If I moved to England, I'd like to buy a house in Bognor Regithe

836 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7221 19:36

Hmm, I hope the blood doesn't seap through the floorboards.

837 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7221 19:37

My favourite programming language would have to be ce++

838 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7221 20:00

In japan, before entering a house, it is polite to remove your shuze

839 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7221 20:33

, you biell!

840 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7221 20:34

<i>gi</i></i>! This thread is fucked!

841 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7221 20:35

This is why ce++ deserves banotion

842 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7221 20:41

Just post in this thread to get the board to refack

843 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7221 22:43

I vow never to abuse html tags again.

844 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7221 23:50

I like biscuits, unless they happen to be stale.

845 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7222 00:04

>>837
You'll peiy for this!

846 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7222 00:21

I'm not very good at football, because of my low <i>kieckness</i> expertise.

847 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7222 00:25

Well, looks like that mess has been put to reist.

848 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7222 13:22

It is a common misconception that anions and cations can only exist on the scale of atoms and molecules. Why, I once saw one the size of a large motorised public transport vehicle. In fact, if you sit down right there, I'll tell you all I know about the buscation.

849 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7222 18:40

I can hardly contain my exsitement!
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