I can't descube how happy I am to be making this thread.
dat captcha ... 8E
I need the paipment replaced.
I think someone is trying to hack into my captcha!
In the world where ads are everywhere, one place wasn't covered. Behold! The neckad!
We literally wutched that indie short.
Yea'll pay for this, mark my words!
I must kill all Jews and unyid this world.
If I were to describe my life metaphorically, it would be a vast, elaborate tapestry with an equally vast and elaborate semen stain running down its entire length.
Angry cipid is sharpening his arrows.
Is it a verb? Is it a noun? No, it's a voun.
Tired of planking? Try ploning.
When people make hed puns involving Mami-san it makes me sad and uncomfortable. I'm probably just being overly sensitive.
My captcha is subliminally trying to make me take up snake chawming.
Today I made my breakfast disappear. I think I'm a mojition!
This has to be the easiest captcha ever.
I can't grasp why people adore debege mode so much.
She's so pure and innocent.
Okay, look. I'm tired, I'm sore all over, my knees especially hurt, and I am so, so cold. I'm sorry, but I think it's time for some serious skiquition.
inchobe fish are a pretty alright pizza topping. I don't know what all the fuss is about.
>>941
Hey now, while she's not as cute as Hakurei Reume, Tewi's still got a lot going for her.
It's fine, stop worrying about it!
I wish I could get a cat or a doge or maybe a bunch of rats.
The order Monotremata lacks, as a rule, real dentition. Some members, such as the platypus, and many fossil specimens, do have an occlusal surface toward the rear of the mouth, formed by the meeting of multiple dental cusps, but this is not a true molar, more of a quasitothe.
I apologize. After >>945, I don't think I should post any mo.
World War II was, arguably, won siglehandedly by Alan Turing and his work breaking the Axis' cryptosystems at the facilities in Blachely Park.
So anyway, did I tell you about my theigh high sock fetish?
There gose my mind.
Behold, for I am the chossen one.
The coghing. Won't stop.
Do you have a problem? Lucky for you, I have a cilution.
I'm going to fertment some used coffee and turn it into booze.
>>953
It's not enough just to have a solution though, it has to be a feassable solution.
Eat all your spenatch or you won't grow up big and strong!
Before hiring, make very sure you know the difference between a whore and a bore.
fawtch me that sawndwatch bawy.
Eating an entire lofe of bread in one sitting is not a good idea.
Want to watch a good old slasher flick with me?
Well "disembowel" is too strong a word; I mean all it really did was unlung him.
But she's your coussen!
Pillage the village! Enslave the women and children! Reize their buildings to the ground!
I'll stand by you through thick and thin.
But the German girl was too busy playing with her spielfish to notice.
I love this thread to deat.
>>968
That is because this thread is relatively active, compared to the heaps of inurt threads.
Tell me, how am I supposed to post something amusing with this captcha?
Fruit are the number one source for the all-important frutene-nutrient
You are already dead.
We were destined to post in this thread. It's fate.
Behold the misery of souls writhing in hele.
Tai chi is for pansies. Real men do yoge.
I can't believe I kude up all that time for such a lame ride!
Raben Software made some pretty cool games back in the early 90s.
Well yes, I suppose it is technically a Gaussian function; it's just that it doesn't feel very gowssish to me.
Don't have a cow, man.
>>983
I agree; owning a cow is never a good idea. My friend kept one in his garage for a few months, and it never stopped reking of cow shit afterwards.
This thread is so close to finishing! I can hardly believe it.
Anh! Aanh! Oh, onii-chan, I'm kuming!
Oedipus Reox had some weird sexual issues.
>>988
Well, in some places sheep sexing is a long standing tradition.
Jeez, wen is this thread going to end already?
How could you wish for this thread to end?
>>994
How ungentlemanly! My waifu would never so much as show her ankles in a picture, let alone her thigh.
I'd love to claim the 999GET, but first I need to go feed dekat.
The captcha doesn't change if you reffirsh the page while loading after you make a post...