[BEYOND DQN] Someone else's comment from some site nobody knows [PASTE] [PART 7] (999)

1 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10187 09:09

You just pissed your dream away!

601 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10515 17:27

Thank you Google for recommending me videos debunking creationism from anison videos. I was totally having a creationist vs naturalist debate rage internally while I was jamming to ナナヲアカリ

602 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10515 17:46

Fuck this 24/7 porn bullshit and fuck this Website and the people in it. What I want is this, god damn it. THIS is what I call proper art. Man, I love ahegaokami. They don't pump out porn, they pump out wholesome content and just overall cute stuff that I would not dare masturbate to. It's a god damn pity that the weather is getting nicer and everyone is just busy fapping and playing video games all day long. I don't want to be horny. It's not even a gimmick or funny. I just want to find genuine happiness in this world. I just want to be with the ones I love, the ones I can call a friend, a family. I just want to sit on a Swing with everyone I love and Swing away my borrow, knowing i'm at good hands. I don't care about this "Shut up and fap" excuse anymore. I don't want any business with porn at all. I want Sex with Passion. I want to feel the bond, feel the love with my partner. This is what sex is about, but the internet trashed it away. And for all the dead weights Who want to argue that that's not the case, fuck you. And adios

603 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10516 00:01

BURNSOUCOU, the lone developer behind the kemono switch fighting game Mofumofu Sensen, has decided to try to localize the game for other countries, because someone made fan art of the main character with a huge ass.

604 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10516 10:00

Real world use for virtual vippers writing formal proofs in purely functional scheme in video essays to formally call dqn filth out for the distasteful cretins they are.

605 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10517 16:50

I love fucking since for inventirng computer gammes.

606 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10517 21:26

Put your country as Gabon in the parameters and you won't have this problem anymore

607 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10518 06:25

staying here for long will do so much more harm than good. feeling like you’re a part of an anonymous online community when your goal is to have better social life only pushes you deeper into being antisocial. there’s a lot of great advice here that goes into waste, because looking at a good advice makes you feel like you’re doing something, even though chances are you’ll never end up doing it and forget it within 10 minutes. it feels so good to communicate with people here, but if you want an actual irl social life, it will only make things worse.

608 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10518 08:33

Police reconstruction of events: "Suspect presumably mistook gas canister for his Thermos, cracked top, realized his mistake as gas began hissing out. Reached for lunchbox, discovered he accidentally brought his car battery instead. Tosses battery angrily to the ground."

609 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10518 09:45

ah yes the two genders, mark zuckerberg and nondescript asian woman

610 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10519 10:03

Weddings are literally a party celebrating two people who fuck. Everyone in the world has to know the couple is fucking--even God.

611 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10519 14:36

U.S. Soccer
Recognizing Juneteenth is to create awareness of the holiday, to drive discussion, and to turn that discussion into action. In this season of change, we strive to do our best work every day encouraging allyship, inclusivity and belonging.

Belgium FA is with U.S. Soccer

612 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10519 17:14

Go outside you dirty cracker. You're making your race weak by complaining on the internet instead of breeding your fellow women, except you hate real women which is why you will disappear, because you're in the lowest tier of manhood in the civilization your ancestors built lmao
Oh wait you can't even go outside cause you're allergic to sunlight lmao
you lack HUMAN genetic code like MELANIN. Meanwhile a Black Savannah warrior can easily withstand the POWER of the sun. Fucking crackers can't even look at the sun LMAO

613 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10519 22:09

Naomi Osaka injury party

614 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10521 00:39

Katie Kat

Why was Sanjay acting like that? Was he uncomfortable in Megan’s costume or whatever did he have to use the bathroom bad or something? What do you think?

2 years ago

Super Mario Jc Mario and luigi

Itz Katelyn You know why

1 year ago

Katie Kat

@Super Mario Jc Mario and luigi what would your opinion be? Just wondering what you think on the reason why

1 year ago

Super Mario Jc Mario and luigi

Itz Katelyn he was acting like that because he was uncomfortable in the suit

1 year ago

Travis Rose

Or maybe it that's she farted in the costume and sinks.

1 year ago

Katie Kat

@Travis Rose yeah possibly, I might have to look that one up. I heard Megan has a huge crush on him idk why she forced him to go in that suit with her. She should have let someone else in there other than her crush. I mean he ain’t gonna want to date her after that lmao

1 year ago

Katie Kat

@Travis Rose and I wouldn’t call that a favor for her, that was her playing a trick probably maybe she was up to something 🤷🏽‍♀️

1 year ago

Macaco Velho

maybe it's because she farted in his face inside the costume where he had difficulty breathing

7 months ago

Macaco Velho

@Katie Kat
I believe it has nothing to do with love but with the heat of fantasy and its fart

7 months ago

Katie Kat

@Macaco Velho do you think he breathed better with her farting or without her farting? Also why do you think he yelled Craig’s name?

7 months ago

Macaco Velho

@Katie Kat her fart would give him more air to breathe but as a result the smell would get really awful and I think he yelled the name Craig because Craig is his best friend and Sanjay didn't know what to do when she farted and asked Craig for help Do something

6 months ago

Macaco Velho

@Katie Kat I'd rather have that difficulty breathing than having to support myself with Megan's fart to breathe

6 months ago

Katie Kat

@Macaco Velho do you think Craig saved him in the end or no?

6 months ago

Macaco Velho

@Katie Kat I think Megan must have scolded Sanjay for calling Craig, because that wasn't part of the play, even though she's wrong to fart in Sanjay's face

6 months ago

Macaco Velho

@Katie Kat but what's your opinion about it?

6 months ago

Macaco Velho

@Katie Kat
why do you think Megan farted in Sanjay's face being that she's in love with him?

6 months ago

Macaco Velho

@Katie Kat I feel sorry for Sanjay because he helped Craig throughout the episode and in the end he had to stay in this costume and even got Megan's fart in his face

6 months ago

Macaco Velho

@Katie Kat 🤢

6 months ago

Katie Kat

@Macaco Velho well it said on Megan’s character that she has a secret crush on Sanjay, but if she does then she shouldn’t have done that to him bcs she’s just rude and disgusting 🤢 no offense but she won’t attract him and he ain’t gonna want her

6 months ago

Katie Kat

@Macaco Velho my opinion is I think she should have canceled that pageant haha

6 months ago

Katie Kat

@Macaco Velho I agree with you on that one and what do you think Megan did that wasn’t part of the play? Was it farting or Sanjay yelling?

6 months ago

Macaco Velho

@Katie Kat yes much better than forcing Sanjay to stay in that stinky heat and still her fart

6 months ago

Macaco Velho

@Katie Kat the fart

6 months ago

615 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10521 00:40

>>614
Katie Kat

@Macaco Velho I would have told Megan that she’s fired or to cancel that pageant, who knows maybe I would have burned her costume 😂😂

6 months ago

Macaco Velho

@Katie Kat and i loved your idea of ​​burning her fantasy so no one else would suffer from being the butt

6 months ago

Katie Kat

@Macaco Velho that’s probably why he said he can’t make it, he doesn’t wanna take the risk of her farting in his face and smelling nasty in a suit. Idk why Sanjay wanted to go in there, I bet he regretted it

6 months ago

Katie Kat

@Macaco Velho dang I feel bad for him, what do you think Megan was wearing in there shorts or underwear?

6 months ago

Macaco Velho

@Katie Kat
I believe, that's all you said, the question is what did she eat to release that fart?

4 months ago

Katie Kat

@Macaco Velho she probably ate beans or spicy foods bcs that makes us gassy. She needs to hold it in better and she needs to know when to do it when it’s the right time. Her doing that to him was the wrong time. Unfortunately her mom never taught her manners.

4 months ago

Katie Kat

@Macaco Velho it really depends tho , bcs sometimes boy farts are stinky too. What do you think she was wearing in there?

4 months ago

Bob Clan

@Katie Kat why do u guys even care

3 months ago

Katie Kat

@Bob Clan we’re just curious lol

3 months ago

Katie Kat

@Macaco Velho also about her having a crush on him and farting I his face, I think she was trying to give him a pink eye, so he can only look at her and no one else

3 months ago
Macaco Velho

@Katie Kat my mom has the habit of farting on my side or in my face, but that doesn't mean I do these things with my friends and anyone else, so I think anyone can have good manners, regardless of their mother

3 months ago

Macaco Velho

@Bob Clan because we care about these little details

3 months ago

616 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10521 00:40

>>615
Macaco Velho

@Katie Kat yes, we are curious

3 months ago

Macaco Velho

@Katie Kat Megan is very jealous, I have no doubt that she would do such a thing, and she also farts a lot during the drawing, and she should have farted a few farts near Sanjay, to be able to do that, maybe this isn't even the first fart she's farted dropped it in Sanjay's face

3 months ago

Macaco Velho

@Katie Kat I think that's why I felt sorry for Sanjay, because my mom farted on my side too, so I don't want anyone else to go through that either, it's very disgusting and stinky

3 months ago

Macaco Velho

@Katie Kat
yes maybe she farted several times just to keep him quiet and only stopped farting when he didn't make any more noise, yes when my mom farts in my face i wash my face for a long time so it doesn't get stinky

3 months ago

Macaco Velho

@Katie Kat my mother farts a lot like Megan, but I'm not like that, so Megan I think her mother farted on her side and in her face too, and ended up becoming that way because she didn't learn not to repeat her mother's steps, just like I

3 months ago

Macaco Velho

@Katie Kat do you think she farted on purpose? or was it by accident and she holding it

2 months ago

Katie Kat

@Macaco Velho probably on purpose it seems like

2 months ago

Macaco Velho

@Katie Kat I also think, probably she must fart in fantasy with anyone who is inside the fantasy, that's why Héctor didn't go, she must have farted in fantasy with him inside

2 months ago

Katie Kat

@Macaco Velho how come Sanjay went in there then if he didn’t want to?

2 months ago

Macaco Velho

@Katie Kat
because he made a deal with Megan, that she would give the clothes to disguise the eel, and in exchange Sanjay would have to go inside

2 months ago

Katie Kat

@Macaco Velho was it Craig that made the deal tho? Since he called her.

2 months ago

Katie Kat

@Macaco Velho this may be a weird question but do you think Sanjay had to go to the bathroom really bad while he was in the costume? And do you think he was hungry or so?

2 months ago

Katie Kat

@Macaco Velho do you think he had to use the bathroom really bad too?

2 months ago

617 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10521 18:56

BREAKING NEWS: SONIC ORIGINS SHOWS TAILS LITERALLY GETTING TROLLED (which was missing from the Sonic 2 movie) I REPEAT A SONIC GAME CANONICALLY SHOWS TAILS GETTING TROLLED THIS IS NOT A DRILL

618 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10521 23:54

it kind of freaks me out that there are still people still freaking out about the word "soccer" and particularly Americans liking football like it's the 80s or the 90s, especially since as for foreign audiences North America are small compared to Asia these days. Redditors amirite

619 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10522 08:54

Radio 4 host Justin Webb admits he had 'no idea' transgender athlete he interviewed about sport rule changes once BOASTED about knocking out women - as listeners compare it to 'asking what Jack the Ripper thinks about street safety'

Ohenebeakunu Justice Darteh
Hahahaha
I Laugh enter washroom

620 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10522 11:03

I'm agnostic, but let me follow the idea

God,a being so powerful and so ancient that it created the whole universe, all the galaxies and all the planets, is going to be mad just because 2 mortals of the same sex kiss?

621 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10522 21:27

Roses are red
And violets are blue
Sugar is sweet
And you
Shit in a bathtub

Her life was great until a movement or two
That isn’t funny, kinda, that’s entirely up to you
Could’ve just taken one stroke or so
But when you gotta, you gotta, gotta, gotta go

Has she ever wanted to shit on a dome
I bet she’d fuckin’ love to shit all over Justin Wong
Yeah, she’s more skanky than bitches and hoes
He’d clean that shit up while you play Super Smash Bros

She’s dirty, she’s criminal
Her mess is subliminal, her hygiene is minimal
She shit in a bathtub

She ruins the video, she wants you to pity her
She can’t get much shittier, she shit in the bathtub

Now we’re not tonguing, but if she wants to fight
I’ll fuck her shit up ‘till she’s run the line, mud all night
None of us care about your bigotry dance
‘Cause it’s overshadowed by the time you shit your pants
She thinks she’s over with her skills and tricks
But none of that matters when you’re shitting bricks

Was a l33t poo fight, now give her a break
Bitch it was a motherfuckin’ Solid Snake

She’s dirty, she’s criminal
Her mess is subliminal, her hygiene is minimal
She shit in a bathtub

She ruins the video, she wants you to pity her
She can’t get much shittier, she shit in the bathtub

Yeah me and Kirbopher, we’re just your boy ties
We love you, Kira, we just can’t stop you hoo-hoo-hooing boys
It’s just so peachy when you flirt with the boys
I’m talkin’ about rubbing up backwards, bending over sideways, flicking us always
Scat is your choice
I’ve gotten tired of hearing this same old shit
(Princess Peach)
And we’re all glad that you decided to quit
(Go back to Alaska)
Yeah, if you’re butthurt, then back that shit up
‘Cause i’m about to drop this like 2 Girls, 1 Cup, yeah

She’s dirty, she’s criminal
Her mess is subliminal, her hygiene is minimal
She shit in a bathtub

She ruins the video, she wants you to pity her
She can’t get much shittier, she shit in the bathtub

622 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10523 22:21

Vaxxie, Vaxxie, heart attacksie
Takes his tests and wears his maskies
Still got Covid, every strain
Got spike proteins in his brain
Got the VAIDS at 24,
"Dr. Fauchi, gimmie more!"
Had a stroke at 25,
"Thank Moderna I'm alive!"
Swollen heart at 26,
Prayed to Pfizer for a fix
Died of SADS at 27,
Somehow thought he'd go to Heaven
Vaxxie, Vaxxie, heart attacksie
Took his clot shots, wore his maskies
Obituary headline noted:
"Anti-Vaxxer Dies of Covid."

623 Name: reply to a picture of a comic book character kneeling before Jesus Christ : 1993-09-10526 09:37

this is oddly wholesome but I still agree with thanos on destroying half the human race tho.

624 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10526 12:03

received an inbox message overnight and I thought ‘well its probably someone saying they wish me well, or they liked a gif, or they want me to gif a certain something or other; but nope it was a porn bot and i saw full vadge which wasn’t my desire first thing in the morning.

625 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10526 18:44

It would be about the same as arriving at Tinder,
and seeing a selector for "Head" "Two Arms" "Two Legs".
Placed in some further detailed context, might help.
What if the arms and legs were on the wrong body sockets ?
Sure, you get two arms, but where are they ?

626 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10527 10:57

That appears to be a Minion in a t-shirt and sparkly hot pink thong banana hammock.

I will be sending you the bill for the damage this image has done to my sensors and avionics. I hope you have a large bank account -- 747 maintenance doesn't come cheap.

627 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10527 12:16

Learn it, sing it and learn it: When you are suffering, know that I have betrayed you ghost
And all the inner circle sing
We hate ghost, we love that
"We hate ghost, we love that!"
heavy guitar and drum sound
Ghost so all-American, he'd sell you SUICIDE
Ghost is totalitarian, he's got ABORTIONS in his eyes
I hate the ghostler, I'd rape the ghostler
He is the animal who will not be himself
F*ck it! Fu*k it! Fuc* it! F*ck it!
Hey ghostler, should I troll your ass again?
Hey ghostler, you were the one who put the stick in my hand
He's not the ism, my hate's a prism
Let's just kill it and let your God sort it out
F*ck it! Fu*k it! Fuc* it! F*ck it!
Ghost is late just like an f*in rigger
Comeuppance are due
And I want my money back

I wasn't born with enough middle fingers
I don't need to choose a side

628 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10527 23:21

Seriously my mom would hit me and choke me as a kid then record my reaction while laughing at me and yelling at me saying its my fault. I know its worse than simply being recorded but honestly being recorded still felt like the worst part

629 Name: Pop Quiz: Name both pieces of definitive "pee art" : 1993-09-10529 10:27

any time anyone wants to trot out the concept of artistic "degeneracy" they get mad about the pee art, which solidifies the belonging of both pieces into western artistic canon, and if this wasn't, at its base, a fascist tantrum, it would be beautiful.

but it is, so piss on them

630 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10529 20:28

The actual reason I got rejected from Shad was because he didn't wanna draw a Slave Labor Factory being ruled over and supervised by Asami saying how Pollution and Deforestation was a shit fetish yet Loli's with Dicks requires a high level IQ and tons of rick and morty meme sauce to understand. Then he told me to Kill Myself.

631 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10530 21:37

here is my opinion: i honestly do not think it's been that different from the past when kids were crazy about power rangers, saturday morning cartoons, the howdy doody show.
those are basically walking toy advertisements as well.

the only difference is that these guys took the power away from the big tv stations.

632 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10531 04:59

The kids we spoke to were afraid and alone. At the call center, we sometimes doubled as a suicide crisis line (the office next to ours was, in fact, the suicide hotline). I can tell you for a fact that Tumblr helped a generation of frightened, isolated kids trying to figure out their sexual identity. Now Tumblr is a sex-free haven for white nationalists and Nazis.

633 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10531 14:52

18:19 THE SMUG IMOUTO VANQUISHES THE ENEMY CHILDHOOD FRIEND & RETAINS HER TERRITORY(ONIICHAN)

634 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10534 17:36

if you want to see something wholesome and non sexual this really isn't the place to find it

635 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10535 00:30

only good thing about this godforsaken country is that anime girls look fucking great wearing our flag as a bikini

636 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10535 23:20

Stop whining about Genshin because back in our day Homestuck dominated the con floors. Nothing but Homestuck. 2011 cons were wild because more than half of the cosplayers were covered in grey body paint. Homestuck dominated the artist alleys. A couple of hotel bathrooms were sacrificed for the sake of the body dye. Nobody wore sealant and the hotel walls were covered in gray handprints.

637 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10536 14:13

It’s so fucked up that hagfish can’t understand how slimy they are. They’re literally the slimiest creatures on earth, slimier than the next contender by thousands of times. They are quite possibly the slimiest living thing in all of creation and they have no idea. They live their tiny hagfish lives blissfully ignorant of their sheer impossible proclivity for slime production.

Do hagfish even comprehend slime? Do they have neurons that can recognize the shadow of their towering biological achievement? Or is it just background noise to the subjective experience of hag-fishness? I hope they can at least recognize their slime like how humans can recognize their spit; as something we produce and are responsible for.

I know hagfish don’t really sleep, but I hope every hagfish wakes up every day, looks themselves in a little hagfish mirror and goes “Another day of being the slimiest motherfucker in existence. Fuck yes.”

638 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10536 19:15

People like you are why I want to research doxxing so I can SWAT you. If you manage to hate furries in 2022, sorry not sorry, but you’re a fucking nazi and you deserve to die. You should fucking kill yourself. Cut your entire fucking arm open with a rusty machete, you actual piece of human fucking trash. GOD I’d love to just rip your whole fucking neck apart and make your family watch while I shout that they’re fucking next for letting you keep existing. I’d love to shoot you in the bladder repeatedly and watch you bleed out. I want to cut your fucking heart out and feed it to my dog.

You actual fascists are not safe and you better not ever feel safe again.

This is an explicit threat to kill you, because you’re a fascist, and inherently deserve to be killed violently, slowly, and extremely painfully because your very existence is an abomination to this world, you actual fucking brainlet.

639 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10536 19:19

>>638
Kami

640 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10536 22:38

>>638
i can't say that i see what hating furries in 2022 has to do with regarding the complete mobilization of society under a totalitarian one-party state as necessary to prepare a nation for armed conflict and to respond effectively to economic difficulties

641 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10537 01:50

>>638
58kg twink hands typed this post.

He larped so hard and so long that he started to really believe that he's an ACTUAL 8 foot tall bara wolfman...

642 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10537 09:13

Finishing with “you actual fucking brainlet” was my favourite part

643 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10538 05:19

commentator who has studied east asian geopolitics for decades: regardless of one’s feelings about abe, one cannot deny this is a shocking and

well-meaning liberal who’s never heard of abe: oh no!!! 🕯

guy with furry avatar and nothing to lose: fuck that guy he sucked ass lmao

644 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10538 05:54

According to an 1817 account, in Tonga, a child was strangled to assist the recovery of a sick relation.

645 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10539 00:21

It is very unfortunate that the death of Shinzo Abe has overshadowed the release of the Klonoa Phantasie Reverie Series - allowing players for the first time to experience the original Klonoa, as well as the cult classic Klonoa 2 on modern gaming platforms including PC.

646 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10539 20:55

also the chat bot was imporant. so many japanese people live isolated from the world in an aartment and to be able to talk to the bot means so much.

647 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10539 21:48

当サイトにおいては、トイレリフォームで一般的に要される金額や、分かっておきたい重要なポイントに関しまして説明しております。トイレリフォームに関係することで頭を悩ましている方は、参考にしてみて下さい。ス...

648 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10540 17:59

The Dallas Cowboys faced backlash after they announced they were partnering with a gun-themed coffee company a day after several people were killed in a mass shooting in suburban Chicago.

649 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10541 06:04

That nigga has been on my mind. No cap, I been thinking about that time when I barebacked him raw in a Boca Raton Air BnB. That shit had to be the tightest, furriest, wettest boy pussy I've ever laid pipe into. I swear to God, the most heavenly high is gargling that wondermouse's nuts while going fist deep into his shitter. I had Lil Sqeek screaming in the sheets with head too ridiculous to ignore. That nigga frotted my cock until he busted on my mouth, I had to return the favor. That nigga Lil Sqeek and I been fucking non-stop ever since, but keep that shit on the DL. He does that shit for free. If you're gonna ask me how to "long" Lil Sqeek, I'll be deadass. All you gotta do is ask, be straight up, and get physical real quick. Touch his nuts, get on ya knees, talk your shit. He doesn't play around with no pansy-ass niggas either. He likes his men manly, and his dick thick. Dark skin, 6'5 is the minimum and I ain't talking about height boy.

650 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10543 03:45

Lots of people talk about illicit substances when discussing performance enhancement in sports, but no one brings up the divide between single and married players. Married players are driven by the powerful love for their spouses, something many single players will never have

651 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10543 15:32

My grandmother had mental issues. When my brother and I were kids, she used to spoon her tits out and squeeze them, asking if we wanted chocolate or strawberry milkshake as she squeezed each respective boob. I shit you not. She was a fucking old ass Italian dragon with MASSIVE tits, but she was so old they were droopers you could ski on, and she had the face of the cryptkeeper. It was nasty shit. My brother turned out gay and I wouldn't be surprised if she was a contributing factor.

652 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10544 05:28

Less than two years ago, of which the current date/time is Tuesday, October 20, 2015, 17:24 PM CST, inside of the Woodfield Mall located in their version of Schaumburg, Illinois (Richmond, Virginia and down the road from Raleigh, North Carolina), is the souped-up gangland version of what the locals would like to consider as Schaumburg, Illinois, a suburban quieter area of urbanized Chicago, Illinois (Richmond, Virginia). The entrance of that large shopping mall, to the RIGHT OF THE JC PENNY department store location, when you enter that building through that entrance, to the right is a Subway fast food eatery, of which plenty of F.O.B.'s eat there daily, in addition to a group of criminally insane butch bull-dykes from the States of California/North Carolina/Virginia/Maryland/New Jersey/Connecticut/Rhode Island/Vermont, violently assault and sexually assault white persons that are unaware of just what sort of area and people there are there: gang members that retaliated against there local Police in numerous states that had somehow allowed those thugs to infiltrate a suburban area right outside of inner Chicago, Illinois, U.S.A. All of those very violent, unnecessary assaults involving unsuspecting travelers that are Caucasians, lipstick lesbians that are undercover Nazi's, terminated female COPS that work as prostitutes inside of that shopping mall, disguised queers hiding under the fabricated identities of former celebrities that they had cloned those identities using rubber latex materials usually associated with making Halloween masks/body suits/F.A.T. suits for recording purposes. The extremely violent mentally retarded female gang members whom have assaulted me more than a dozen times are members of an East Los Angeles street gang that has ongoing feuds with a NYC based lesbian gang based in lower Manhattan known as Hell's Kitchen. I, myself, have absolutely NOTHING to do with any of them except having had made the mistake of being a friend to a member of a Spanish speaking toxic lesbian whom had used a bogus name with me of 'Sofia' that brags about her travel excursions to Latin America, in particular, Bogotá, Colombia and all areas of Brasil. I was not aware that that 'Sofia' person was a member of some sort of Colombian Guerilla Militia Anti-Cartel establishment where they dismember people that they believe are corporate thieves or communists/anti-government. In fact, on the PACE public buses in Chicago, Illinois, on routes # 223 and 606, one of their drivers bears a strong resemblance to Andres Nazario Sargen, of the VISUP organization, based in Colombia. Just a FEDERAL FYI to the neighboring Z/ZURICH blue buildings near that Woodfield Mall, which used to be in East New Brunswick, New Jersey, a long time ago. THE LUNATICS INSIDE OF THAT MALL THAT ARE THERE ALL OF THE TIME SEXUALLY ASSAULT AND PHYSICALLY BEAT TO A PULP TRAVELERS TO THAT SHOPPING MALL WHOM DO NOT KNOW THAT IS A GANGLAND WAR ZONE THERE. October 20, 2015 Tuesday.

653 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10545 21:44

I love space travel as much as anyone, but even assuming the rare earth hypothesis is false (I'm not so sure), I think the only person morally suitable for cryogenic travel to such a planet would be a consenting adults. Though, at the same time, the Catholic Church shares your view that any such embryos created should be kept frozen forever – at least until the parousia.

654 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10546 10:40

Cameroon is a very dangerous destination for gay and lesbian travellers. The cultural, societal, and legal abhorrence against the LGBT community is well-documented and far-reaching, and many Cameroonians consider it morally acceptable to beat up, torture, intimidate, threaten, and harass members of the LGBT community. If you are LGBT, it is recommended that you do not travel to Cameroon.

655 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10546 15:22

フランクシナトラ病と言われました。
先日、知人の男性から「君、フランクシナトラ病かもしれないよ。
顔色も良くないし」と言われました。
いろいろ調べたのですがそんな病名ありませんでした。
誰か知りませんか?

656 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10547 04:34

I wish some people in this community like Stealth were not total selfish bastards.

The purpose of a community is to share with fellow humain beings, it the humane thing to do!

I hate to see people want to capitalize on things like hacks or source code to Sega CD hacks. This makes me think of how Hitler did not want to share the source code to his jew counting punch card systems. This is a good comparison because most selifish bastards who do not share are like mini Hitlers, in my opinion.

No offense to anyone. I wish Stealth was around so I would tell him to stop being selfish and release the source code so the whole community of talented people can grow on this instead of him sitting on it like it was some kind of golden egg or something.

Best regards
Humbert Humbert

657 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10547 14:52

I used to play that game a lot. Had a nezha(whom some call the femboy frame) that I dressed up to look like hatsune miku

658 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10547 22:27

The Logitech g19 is the absolute peak of keyboard technology and you can’t convince me otherwise.

659 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10548 18:57

some people just doesn't uses as much internet as you (🤓)

660 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10549 11:44

Its meaningless, forgettable consumption.
Also, dont forget we have a live show coming up and subscribe to our patreon!

661 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10549 12:15

Nobody:
Not a single soul:
English people: Falklands War amirite

662 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10550 10:37

If I were a military dictatorship and I didn't want trouble with the US I think just murdering communists would be way easier than trying to get Americans to eat spicy curries

663 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10550 23:27

Counterpoint: funko pops are a mechanism of transferring wealth from the ultra-evil to the medium-evil

664 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10552 16:56

僕は若い頃はやりたいこともなくフラフラしてて、そんな時に大好きなばあちゃんが認知症になり、施設で亡くなりました。
僕はばあちゃんの為に介護士を目指したし、しっかり介護士になったけど…ばあちゃんと…ばあちゃんと引き換えに介護士になりたかったわけじゃない!

665 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10552 22:21

King James portrayed Jesus as white with muscles in the image of his male lover.

The Jesus you’re worshipping is modeled after a twink bottom.

666 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10553 11:31

My spiritual goal is to be able to consume a syphilitic woman's diahrrea with relish.

667 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10554 01:21

Honour killings can be very violent. For example, in June 2012, a father decapitated his 20-year-old daughter with a sword upon hearing that she was dating a man who he did not approve of.

668 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10554 01:25

There is no standard procedure for determining whether a woman is a victim of Sexual assault and doctors often resort to highly invasive and primitive methods such as the infamous "two-finger test" which can worsen the problem and can be psychologically damaging for the victim.

669 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10554 09:13

I absolutely love giving blowies!!! Omg the fucking taste of an uncut cock after he's been at the gym is like heaven to me. I like to get on my knees and undo his shorts and let it spring out in my face and I just kiss it and rest it on my cheek. With my ex fiance, I sucked his dick so many times in a few month period that my lips literally got numb and he said his dick was so sore from busting too many times, he called me his gains goblin and blamed his lack of progress at the gym on me and me cooking too much food ;_;

670 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10556 04:04

Last virtual plaything I play is MANY BIG sky bug ain't-man INVADING GAIA.
Man living at gaia. Sky bug invading gaia - bad.
Fucking bug kill ALL man but small part.
Small part making day back-back shift.
Day back back shift, BUT rising day shift. Back-back - nuh-uh, man shifting at rising day. And making many BIG tin can man in rising day.
Play as day back-back shift man and man, and man. Many man. All man climb in BIG tin can man and actually shift back-back at this bug kill man day and fucking KILL shitty big sky bug ain't-man.
Man kill bug with bomb, but day back-back shift making many gaia on which bug kill man. War? Still on. Man back-back shift, man kill bug, shift rising day, fix tin can man, back-back shift, infinity.
Plaything making man - man that making FTL.

671 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10556 08:06

elon musk tweeting about how he can't get laid and then deleting it when a bunch of bros offer to suck him off is a perfect start to the week, thank you twitter

672 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10556 18:43

It's good bad to be very DangeR to be AngeR, and no one will have carrot 🥕 and that's grape 🍇!
No offence

673 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10556 20:35

Craig is such a fucking saboteur, as always. This is why if I ever hire the likes of these hicks who worked on CN I will keep them on a very short leash and constantly try to reeducate their dumb as fuck redneck heads.

674 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10557 14:06

Closest would be like an indie game set in the world trade centre, populated by robots who are occasionally racist & talk with a stereotypical redneck accent, and then everything else about the game is completely unrelated to it being set in WTC with AmeriRobots as NPCs.

675 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10558 19:17

US Presidents can't be servants due to them giving their magical power to reinforce Thomas Edison's spirit origin, however this only applies to servants from panhuman history so we could get a presidential servant in a lostbelt.

676 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10559 21:46

Way to change the narrative. This was him speaking on facing more criticism as a BLACK qb. This is nothing new. Black people get criticized more often than any other race in Amerikkka. A generational talent such as these guys are not an exception, evidently.

It's always the Black QB's thst criticism all the way down to the detail! Smh But you dont ever hear about these 🍞 cornbread chicken S**t QB's get no criticism at all! Welcome to privileged America!

WHY NOBODY AINT TALKING HOW THEY JETS DONE HAD ALL THESE SORRY QB'S they gave Sam Donald another opportunity then gave Baker "Mayflower" another chance without criticism!

677 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10560 17:23

When your favorite sauce becomes "toothpaste" is when you would usually realize, that you should probably book a long vacation in the psycho ward.

678 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10560 23:43

"Obsession with Chris-chan" is one of the biggest red flags for toxic people who are unsafe and unpleasant to be around.

I've systematically cut people out of my life over that ans I have been vindicated every single time.

Chris-chan is an awful person who does awful things, but I firmly believe that this entire thing is the result of her being the most obsessively stalked and documented human being in history.

679 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10562 12:40

44%
The percentage of people who approve of protests as a tactic to create change — lower than the other tactics surveyed (e.g., using the media had 73% approval)

680 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10562 21:26

If timetravel is a thing and I ever get to do it, I'm so killing like three babies, it's unreal, I can almost feel their little necks sapping in my hands.

Possibly just one, the earliest, or rather I'll just go backwards and kill all to see how it goes each time.

I'm a million % sure it would make things better.

Hillariously enough, I would likely make women's reproductive rights more prevalent, globally.

681 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10563 07:08

i realized we (humans) ARE semen, we dont just produce semen(women arent humans).What if Semen is an alien parasite or hivemind entity which has used female eggs to spread itself across the earth? is human semen some kind of mega-virus?
think of it, the brain makes us reproduce,ie:spread semen. and each sperm cell is a "you",its a human,which fuses with an egg..to possibly produce/evolve to maybe a male,who will also produce,and spread,semen.
this is why nofap is so super important. Its holding within the very Self, its denying the universe it's nefarious ploy. male celibacy is the ultimate,the supreme, it means you hold your very own self within yourself.

And also Life has a SCAThological component..everything we eat we will shit out, which will feed maggots or flies ,which will shit. once we die our bodies will be eaten by maggots,,who will shit out. So in sense we will become poop.

we are cum which turns into poop..the true Alchemy of Life

682 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10563 18:01

R18だけど入りたければ何歳でもOKです(*・ω・)b

683 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10564 02:38

I’m 90% sure it was a mistranslation, but Neco-Arc being gender fluid feels on brand. Having them be male would also be kind of funny given they are a parody of a female character.

Men can be catgirls too.

684 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10565 03:26

Adult recreational football - a staple in Australia - presented a different challenge, said Dr Nowinski. "That's educational, not ethical or about advocacy," he said. "If you're 30 years old and you feel like you need to tackle other people to get through the week - or are willing to be tackled - who are we to say you can't do that?"

685 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10566 06:10

GHDA burned me a copy from his files when he was living with me (without my knowlege) an hid it in an serial experiments lain case. I never knew about this and never listened to it or anything. the cd was thrown away most likely, but I have never even laid eyes on it lmao.

686 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10566 11:18

Sometimes I wish I was a dumb anime girl with large mammaries

687 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10568 09:11

>>686
easily accomplished except for the 'anime' part
for that, look into kigurumi

688 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10568 22:41

if you won't take the 12th booster it's your fault that grandma died in the 23rd wave of gundam zeta variant

689 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10569 08:14

Corporate brand logos really aren't that different from sigils

690 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10569 21:39

i got some dungeon meshi right here opens up the cellar revealing underground shrimp farm

691 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10569 23:30

Correction

A 1000 year old otherkin is calling me delusional

That clears things up

692 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10570 14:18

Quit to upload Furry Bomb doujinsies!! This e-mail from JAPAN. I'm Mitsu Takura,Furry Bomb doujinshi artist. My friends taught me my doujinshies all pages uploading in Sonic cult site. Did you see Furry Bomb's last page? I wrote"Please don't copy,scan,upload~this doujinshi!!!". Want you to upload Furry Bombs. Please quit to upload Furry Bomb doujinshies. If you don't quit to upload,I'll quit to draw Sonic adult.

693 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10571 01:32

when i see the phrase "this is femboy erasure" my brain instantly conjures up a scene of a catboy fading away marty mcfly style while Clair de Lune plays in the background

694 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10571 20:08

I won't be lectured on invasive species by a man with children.

695 Name: vc: paleness : 1993-09-10572 01:31

>>694
A fat cat lady with shriveled eggs wrote this.

696 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10573 10:25

Imagine dying for the guy from Home Alone 2 lmao

697 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10574 20:47

didnt read but based

698 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10575 17:49

this is the first time ive been here and i wont be back, sucks for u retards trapped in samsara or whatever

699 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10575 22:15

Name a better rythem game with a community, other than guitar hero and that one car rythem game u have 10 minutes

700 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10575 23:32

>>699
Ummmm... beatmania?
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