You just pissed your dream away!
Proof That Male Is THE Superior Sex
Before I begin, I want to say that I'm not trying to spread sexist propaganda, I'm just observing the facts. Okay, now that this is clear, I'll begin:
Females have vaginas. Males have penises. Now let's see what can be made out of that.
If you put two females in an empty room, they can't **** each other because they don't have anything to **** (i.e. penetrate) each other with.
If you put two males in an empty room, they can **** each other because they have a penis to **** each other with.
I know that the second example was an unpleasant one for probably most of you (including me), but it proves my point.
Even in lesbian porn, the females use a dildo (which is a fake penis) to satisfy each other, which also proves my point.
From that, we can conclude that a male is SEXUALLY superior over a female, PHYSICALLY superior over a female, and mentally equal (?). We have three factors: sexual, physical and mental. Since mental factor is supposedly equal for both sexes, we can drop it from the equation. That leaves us with 2/2 score for male sex over 0 score for female sex.
Therefore, males ARE superior to women.
Anyone agree or disagree? Why?
Demons actually make sense it’s humans that are bonkers
I’m a board-certified internal medicine physician and I can personally assure you that obese purple M&Ms are not one of the major issues facing our nation.
If you told Twitter the sky was blue someone would post a picture of a sunset and say you're wrong
Like, why the FUCK else would I or anyone continue to post on this account and field such undeserved hate and malice. Anyone else sane or not would make an alt and try again. But me, (name removed), who changed from a triple major in honors chem, bio, and psych - on a pre-med track - I changed my major to Philosophy and left the other 3 90% done... because truth is all I care about.
It's my entire life from top to bottom. Sapere Aude. Have Courage to Use Your OWN Reason
thanks latin and Kant for opening my eyes to a world where my life is about more than making money and having a respected career.
furthermore, define boypussy. Gay men are most CERTAINLY interested in vaginas, the entire idea of anal sex is simulacrum. They just want the vagina to also come with a dick for role reversal if they feel like it. That's why it's a perversion and so laughable. Same for lesbos. "We don't need NO MAN and NO DICKS!" and then moments later they are fucking themselves with a plastic phallus...
Like I said though, everyone can do what they want with their own life. And we certainly shouldn't deny gays any human right that heteros get under the law, that's bullshit and still a real issue. But there's no such thing as the right to be safe from dissenting opinions. You have yours and I have mine.
I just really like cute girls eating oversized junk food
Like not in a kinky way or anything, I just think it's endearing
I really want to take a shit right now. I like looking at pictures of cute girls when I shit. It reminds me of how much I hate them and want to shit on them.
> And we certainly shouldn't deny gays any human right that heteros get under the law, that's bullshit
Wrong we should sentence them to capital punishment. Ae need some discipline and order in society. And fuck Kant he was retarded.
look I just want my ulthwe warhost to be competitive again I don't actually care about what "a croatian" is
I thick it’s a very cool concept despite the huge dick and balls amogus
The sheer commerce power contained in such a small space will force spawn a capitalist-themed amusement park dungeon
quirked up transsexed tradcath crytofash catgirls cyberheroin stored on the blockchain fisher-price baby's first stock market digital wormhole between bedrooms makeup hauls and mukbangs burned into corneas heteroflexible post-lesbian platonic intimacy indoor palm tree bimbofied bap-pilled sword guy who needs a personally assigned nsa agent when you have kiwifarms gorpcore coquette wet brain red scare the future is algorithmically generated humans speaking nothings to each other dennis cooper/ryan trecartin convo youtube video the dissolution of any kind of identity i'm nobody sonic oc inflation character model in second life
THE HUG BEFORE THEY BOTH KILLED THEMSELVES WAS THE CUTEST THING I EVER SAW IN MY ENTIRE LIFE
There's only one thing you need lad, and thats a russell hobbs 23910 adventure brushed stainless steel electric kettle.
gentle reminder to all black splatoon players, if u pick team white chocolate you will have titles like "white fiend" and "white defender" on black history month
We've got a similar device in my home town and some scientists have it stuck in the testing phase with some diseased field mice. Well, less a device and more a sledge hammer...and It's a group of scientists and moreso just me. And it's less field mice and more hobos. And it's less a testing phase and more I haven't been caught yet.
Every square micrometer of the human body has been tortured for sexual pleasure at some point in the past 8000 years of modern human civilization. Across eras and generations, whether it be the lowly nipple or the exalted ear lobe, someone, somewhere, has asked for a voluptuous woman to carve at it with a knife; and that someone then came.
Before I played [game] i had a small wee wee, no friends, no girlfriend, depression and absolutely no will to live. None of these things have changed, but the game is pretty good.
During a model shoot all this black ooze shot from my skeleton vagina, anyway, where can I sell some hot anime?
Maybe it's a trick just to get him inside his house. Or Wario is a freak and just wants to make Mario smells his shit for a quick laugh.
Don’t listen to that guy, holding up a cinder block and dropping it on your head is not likely to kill you and suicide by shotgun only has a 70% success rate.
I can think of no more offensive thing to say to a woman than "you look human".
Can't explain, perhaps, but it's a nasty thing to say.
You're not allowed to make jokes and references on the internet anymore. Regardless of how obvious you make it, someone will always use their confirmation bias and lack of media literacy to play you for the fool.
Empress broke Denuvo DRM on Hogwarts Legacy, but published the torrent with a message supporting J. K. Rowling, calling modern men sissies, and denouncing trannies and wokeness.
One day soon someone will input all of this scam content into an off-the-shelf "AI" package and sell "Grift as a Service" (GaaS). You click on the "Carnivore" button and the software creates a fake influencer who posts about their diet and links viewers to your scam supplements
OP likes to think his mind is strong enough to regulate its own emotions 😂
The truth of the matter is chemicals in your Brian affects how you feel and think. Thus of course taking supplements would trigger specific emotional states， it's a no brainer...I don't know how anyone could criticise people for that.
Supplements affect people differently, it's best for individuals to tests it empirically and find things that chemically affects your emotions in the way that feels right. Instead of trying to "regulate" it, which is much harder than what OP likes to trick themselves into thinking.
For example, I spent 2 weeks taking melatonin and I was soooo depressed without realising it was the melatonin. I tried meditation, cold showers etc... I was still depressed and anxious, nothing worked... And then I realised the cause is from taking melatonin, I stopped taking it and I felt much better afterwards.
I know the carnivore freaks exist and are real and I know some of them go crazy for the raw meat thing, but, like, this whole thing where he's just eating testicles like multiple times a day has to be a bit or just a lie, right? How does he even source so much testicles?
This is a good thing. It means something made her think of you or she saw your name & thought to text you. If you're working, don't respond. You're work is always more important than girls. If its weekend, don't respond. You're too busy having a good weekend & she might be checking to see if you're out with other girls. I don't recommend being 'to-the-point' with girls you're texting/dating. Woman respond best to guys who make them feel good. Thats most likely the reason you get a random "hey," she likes the feeling she gets when interacting with you. Keeping the conversation fun & light will give her this sensation. Kind of like when you where a kid you learned to wait till your parents where in a good mood before you asked them for a new toy... Next time you get a "hey." Reply with something like 'what, is dinner ready?' Her >"yes" (you get dinner, fuck ya!) "no" ('Well kitten, looks like we're eating out for dinner then') If she still says no/doesn't reschedule, fuck it. Date her sister.
You know this character. His name is Pepe the Frog. He went from a character that became popular for peeing with his pants down around his ankles, to a symbol of hate
There are ten million things I'll never forgive the alt-right for doing and this is one of them.
Yeah, I know it's an incredibly insignificant thing compared to all the downright vile shit they do, but it still makes me really sad. Pepe didn't deserve this.
>>893
worth noting this post was from 2009 and might have made more sense in that era
>>932
Boot Camp was a thing and I don't recall anyone I knew from those days who didn't use it.
A report by the Anti-Defamation League (ADL) stated that the October 2022 Riyadh International Book Fair included exhibitors selling more than two dozen notoriously anti-Semitic books. The ADL noted that the presence of these anti-Semitic books at the largest book fair in the country “seem[s] at odds with some positive Saudi trends.”
The meaning of 'stan' in K-POP is quite scary.
Eminem wrote a song called 'Stan' back in 2017 (I believe.) It's about an obsessive fan. Scary, right? Wait until I give you the lyrics!
thank you all for coming along on a journey. i truly appreciate this community, music fans, gamers, students, DJs, shrek ravers. class acts, amazing!
Opposition leaders, media, and civil society groups criticized a law passed in 2020 on forced religious conversion by marriage as violating constitutional protections on freedom of religion and reinforcing derogatory stereotypes of Muslim men using marriage to coerce Hindu women into religious conversions, often referred to as “love jihad.”
Although the law prohibits ethnic and religious discrimination, racial discrimination is enshrined in the constitution, which restricts citizenship and land ownership to those of “Negro descent.” While persons of Lebanese and Asian descent who were born or who had lived most of their lives in the country may not by law attain citizenship or own land, there are some exceptions.
The ideal poop knife:
> great posts everyone, really funny stuff going around the website today
i didn't post
but thank you v much :)
edit: is this stolen valor?
So I did the math, if you were to force the state of Wyoming to eat the entire stockpile of government cheese, the average weight would increase by more than 125 pounds.
I see a beautiful future where ALL of our entertainment comes from unmedicated schizophrenia.
I don't care about the universal declaration of human rights, and neither should you.
I really wanted to ask, but i was afraid of outing myself as being connected to the giant pink anime thing that they have to stare at for the next two months
Love doesn't bloom on the battlefield, but war crimes do.
Just as there are men who want to be women or women who want to be men, these people have the right to do with their appearance and I want to be an adorable and huggable satyr and I have faith that my wish will be fulfilled in heaven, my body, my appearance and my decision and I hope that my family will accept me at least with time
aawww shit your thread just got paleoschizo'd
I'd pay good money to see Elon get locked into a punishment stockade and smacked in the face with a giant floppy rotten sea bass non stop for days until he literally went insane. I can just imagine him struggling violently to free himself and his screaming being interrupted with each smack of the fish.
That would fill me with incomprehensible joy.
I was there when Google killed Geocities and the other free hosts.
Okay, killed is a bit strong, but it was the beginning of the end for Geocities.
I was a member of a large webmaster/SEO forum. The web was becoming rapidly commercialized and Google was quickly becoming the number 1 search engine.
There were complaints from both corporations and SEO's about the best Geocities sites taking up to many of the top spots in Google. "Googleguy" was the Google rep to that forum and he announced that Google would be downranking all free host sites. This would effectively move them back to like page 20 of the Google returns. The kiss of death.
Eventually banner ad revenue declined with the loss of traffic and Geocities had to shut down.
Think about it: The Geocities sites were older than Google. They came from a time when search engines were really bad. People surfed the web to find websites and webmasters fearlessly linked out to whatever they liked, so just about all those early sites had link pages which is how we surfed. Some of those Geocities sites were written by experts, they attracted a lot of links from other free sites and had been doing so for many years. Many of those sites were listed in the important directories like Yahoo! and Dmoz which gave them added weight. For a search engine like Google with their PageRank algo which counted heavily on link popularity, these Geocities sites naturally ranked really well on Google often crowding out commercial sites from the first or second pages.
BTW: the death of Geocities helped pave the way for Wikipedia. Before Wikipedia people built sites to share their knowledge and expertise. They were the decentralized encyclopedia of their day. Once they were gone or un-findable it made sense to make something like Wikipedia.
Hi , i dont know who you guys are , you seem like a weird forum.
A guy i know left his backpack at my house and it had a cd full of really bad taste images and stuff with silly stupid photoshopped images , im never talking to him again ,at least you convince me this is not a bad internet community , he knows i have his cd it had disgusting cp or wathever you call it....
I think you guys just destroyed wathever chances this guy had with me , i hope your happy...
the image is one of the images i found on the cd... aids is not "kool" fuck off and die faggots...
Just to add that a 10 dB increase is a ten fold increase in energy, which is effectively a doubling in loudness. This means that the 300 dB headphones are about 8200 times louder than the 170 dB gunshot, releasing 10 trillion times as much energy. That’s about as much energy as the largest volcanic eruptions ever recorded (Krakatoa for example, could be heard from about 5000 miles away) and would not only vapourise the listener instantly but probably also a large part of the town that they were in.
Went to my parents recently... I work in a hospital and know the smell of death. I was so worried.... but apparently my dad just farted a bunch that day and it lingered
Ohh, its initials. I was wondering what Gross Domestic Product has to do with porn
The New Testament is one of those books I used to see nuns reading on the subway
Ahh; after a long day of ricing ubuntu time to have some IRC sex
Not half bad
I had no idea why the girl was cutting up her fingers at the very beginning. If anything, that made it easier to laugh at her as that guy molested her, as she doesn't seem to care anything about pain. At first, I thought this was going to be something really violent, but it was instead something sexual. The funniest part was probably how stupid the girl's voice sounded. You guys did live up to the title and description. I have an even dirtier mind than I thought, I swore he was giving her a golden shower.
saw an ad saying that human trafficking is an ongoing occurrence but it didnt tell me where i can buy these supposed sex slaves
I was once speaking to a good friend of mine here, in English.
"Do you want to go out for yakitori?"
"Go fuck yourself!"
"... switches to Japanese Have I recently done anything very major to offend you?"
"No, of course not."
"Oh, OK, I was worried. So that phrase, that's something you would only say under extreme distress when you had maximal desire to offend me, or I suppose you could use it jokingly between friends, but neither you nor I generally talk that way."
"I learned it from a movie. I thought it meant ‘No.’"
"You might want to not repeat it ever again."
Cats fully understand Arabic and are, as evidenced in this video, more than capable of engaging with a sermon on Ramadan virtues.
god i love it when phil brags about uploading tons and tons of shit like it means something
my brother in gout phil
viper made 2200+ albums since 2006
that's over 120 albums per year
do you think he's hot shit?
i blame martin luther
told people anyone could have a relationship with god and now people are praying on the toilet and dropping cheezy balls into the sea of galilee
>>963 me too, but it's worth noting a lot of those albums are the same songs he's released before but with slightly different titles. Lil B on the other hand, he's so hot, shit says "brrr shut the window"
Peace and love on planet earnth!!
IMAGINE grabbing all the chub and pulling and stretching it and moving it around and digging your face into that fuwafuwa mass of fat. Imagine.
One morning, when Gregor Samsa woke from troubled dreams, he found himself transformed in his bed into , linux
My personal hypothesis on reality. First of all, I am very quick to use the axiom as above so below, or as within so without. I have found this to be extremely feasible and soothing in life. It does seem my interaction with spirit is somehow symbiotic. It seems we are two parts of a puzzle. Me Invoking. Them responding. Me loving. Them receiving the love. Many aspects of life I have perceived this way. Thus I think perhaps reality was created the same way a practicioner creates. Perhaps an intention was simply set, and we all spawned and continue to spawn from that intention. You can also refer to sacred geometry, patterns, and math as potential proof of this hypothesis. The tree of life is also in multiple mythologies. I think perhaps reality is a fractal, and we all continue on this beautiful journey forever, infinitely. With infinite new joys and possibilities :3
a noteworthy amount of developments into some of the most effective misinformation tools in history can be traced back to a project called "DeepCreamPy"
> Decensoring Hentai with Deep Neural Networks. Formerly named DeepMindBreak.
> A deep learning-based tool to automatically replace censored artwork in hentai with plausible reconstructions.
> The user colors cencored regions green in an image editing program like GIMP or Photoshop. A neural network fills in the censored regions.
you seriously thought i was gonna be able to resist Kilian-Eng-posting?
Sure, let's just hide behind "culture" as an excuse for discrimination.
Because cultural differences are a perfect excuse for treating people
unfairly and denying them their basic human rights, right? It's not like
culture is something that evolves and changes over time, or that
cultures can learn from each other and grow to become more accepting and
inclusive. No, let's just use culture as a justification for bigotry
and hate. How wonderfully progressive. I'm sure their staff must be so
proud of themselves for promoting such regressive and discriminatory
values.
ROFL! That was random!
Oh yeah? Well I fart perfume! Take a whiff, sister! XP
Finding this is like the explicitly evil version of being invited to a house that only watches tapes of religious cartoons
the anduril fanboys are on a whole other level compared to the ppl that reply to elon musk tweets, absolutely wild vibes - same "thank you sir", but with the addition of AI generated anime montages about a defense contractor, set to crystal castles music
全くクソウケるぅ〜^_^
Necrophilia and desecration are criminal because we have passed laws, based on social mores and ideas about public safety, that make them illegal. Not all crimes have victims, but if you want to think of the deceased as a victim, you can; what matters to the administration of justice, however, is only that there is a law, and not that there is a victim.
The consent of the deceased isn't a factor in those laws. In fact, even if you can prove that the decedent intended for you to have sex with their corpse, and gave consent, it's still illegal for you to do so.
awesome jerking off love your butt, BUT it didn't look clean enough and may not be smoothe enough but sexy none the less loved the vid of yu flabby bely and th brest like packs mm. soo god that cok i'd love o suck
Net.suicide is for suicides only. The only dead baby info that I want to see is if a baby actually takes his own life!
親を悲しませて楽しいかな
I went to get a pizza the other night, and, since I had six friends over, I asked that he cut it in seven pieces. The pizzaman said he couldn't do it exactly with just straight-edge and compass (it was a greek pizzeria), and I asked him why. He started talking about automorphisms and algebraic fields and other things I don't understand - can anybody explain this in plain english? Is there a general rule?
私は３年以上にわたって、英語を教えてきたし、私の経験では、子供はまだ英語の勉強が嫌いだよ。
私は服の上のランダムな英語の表記やフレーズ、全てを参照している。
ある時、１人の先生が「fuck yeah」というセーターを毎日来ていた。
彼らは本当に意味がわかってないようだよ。
I just really want to listen more and more denpa music!! It's so moe
We read analytic philosophy, science fiction, and LessWrong. We are intelligent, socially awkward, and heavily male. Is there a good name for that?
In the classical era, the concept of the parasite was not strictly pejorative: the parasitus was an accepted role in Roman society, in which a person could live off the hospitality of others, in return for "flattery, simple services, and a willingness to endure humiliation".
If you combined their body hair they would almost look like humans.
My brother came into my room at 1 AM I was just trying to sleep and he's like "you remember Ben Folds? The dude who made all the Over The Hedge soundtrack?" "Yeah?" "Well"...
guys imma be real with you all. im not even horny no more. i just want affection, thats it.
looking at attractive/cute girls just makes me sad.
im the kind of lonely horny cant fix.
You know, I'd be less worried about my 16 year old daughter dating a successful 40 year old cartoonist than dating a 16 year old loser.
I mean, Jesus, kid, at least date a motherfucker with abortion money and house to have sex at where your mother and I don't have to hear it. Also, if he treats her poorly, boom, that asshole's gonna catch a statch charge.
Please, John K. Date my daughter... Save her from dating smelly dropouts who wanna-be Soundcloud rappers.
Ah, the sound of another entitled giant who thinks the world should bend over backward for him just because he's a few inches taller than the average Joe. How cute. Let me break it down for you, pal. Yes, things will be more cramped for you in Japan. Shocking, right? You're not in your oversized Western country anymore, champ. Here in Japan, we actually care about utilizing space efficiently instead of just blindly wasting it like you guys do.
But no, you're not satisfied with that, are you? You have to whine and complain about how cramped things are going to be for you. Well, I've got news for you: Japan doesn't owe you anything. If you can't handle a little bit of discomfort, then don't bother coming here. We don't need more entitled foreigners who think they're better than us just because they're taller.
And don't even get me started on your weight. You're 260 pounds? That's disgusting. Do you have any idea how much space you're going to take up on the train or in the hotel? Probably not, because all you care about is yourself. Well, let me tell you something, buddy. You're not special. You're just another fat, entitled American who thinks he deserves the world on a silver platter. News flash: you don't. So either suck it up and deal with the cramped spaces or stay the hell out of Japan. We don't want you here anyway.
I was asked by the CEO of the company
“What would you do if you were shrunk down and put into a blender that will be turned on in 1 minute.”
Apparently my answer of “I don’t know, that’s a weird question.” was part of the reason he voted my hiring even though the Hiring Manager wanted me.
I bought a small snake once when i was young thats why i came here saddly this video was a revelation for me i had been harboiring thought about animals in relation to the bible and used a tourch from my papies garage to send the snake in pain, i burned its eyes out so it would stop looking at me, it turly was not my fault that the animal was encourted with satan. I left it like for four days until i put it in a healing chamber with some drops of holy water i took from church mixed with healing sand(it had been held in a vice since i used the torch to stop its demonicly possessing using diabolical possession, also it had no food or water to save the animal and remove the demon, it was also trapped right at the most back of the skull i could in the vice 😅 holding it on the skull to allow maximum demons to leave and breathing qnd so i could concentrate on blasting the eyes of the skull, it was held in the most holy place of a snakes body by the solar plexes of the devil snake(i could see him in the substrate and under floor boards mostly lingering, near the eye beast snake demon satan that is)like this i tried to crack his holy skull to allow hair to a main to grow but nothing and i touched his to anount oils to fast adter the skull was qlenced of seeing like joeseph once said the eyes are the gate way in all gun indoor shooting portal from satan to suck up demonic forces as animals to the skull and souls and this left my finger blistered so i lit the olive oil on fire as penance and put my finger under its dermal layers to feel vaons and for heart beat to check for 😈 demons i think it was cured but tried to cut flaps like meat and bonpsy tree to make it like cross ✝️ and surprisingly jesus accepted him and saved him and it healed like flapps to be nail to the cross and his breathing was layboured i needed to build a jig of kinds where i cpuld work on the flags and keep him from moving alot and when jesus told me i nailed him the cross and and put him on baking sheet and stood up in oven on 230f and let him go till what i thought was gangreous disiduaion spilled like jesus or luke and put him in cold ice water maybe adter two minutes he was asleep for all of it breathing but jesus told me to be a warrior and in his sleep through all of it i could see and hear the demons leaveing through his teeth with hissing,a true miracle! And after that for seven mor days i did this daily until jesus took him)
So she can't take a nasty ass fuming stinky black-as-midnight shit turd in my mouth and on my face? What's the point of going on, then?
Either way, I’ll have multiple orgasms to see the retarded users of Pop!_OS dealing with the new non-themable GNOME…
"this game doesn't have a lot of porn, so this is proof that horse racing is ran by the yakuza."
can you tell how ridiculous that sounds?