You just pissed your dream away!
i opened up fortnite and in my first game while i was talking to bulma, rick sanchez leaped out of the water like a dolphin and kahmehameha's me, killing me instantly
Make this summer a summer of masturbation!
The summer is full of little girls in swimsuits and half-naked preschoolers, truly a season of happiness. But we live in the constitutional state of Japan, where committing a crime can have dire consequences. To all the heat fatigued lolicons out there: don't lose to temptation; use this magazine to masturbate with all your might. Enjoy a splendid summer full of excellent masturbation.
The thing that gets me about this is why would would paternal ass-fingering even be on the table? Like, no one thinks about that. It's not one of the options one has when interacting w one's father.
Australians: Why would we not do that? Mostly because it would be invalid and based on false premises; and also it’s simply not useful to do so.
There are sufficient differences, culturally and geographically, to warrant separate classifications, without even resorting to genetics, let alone superficial observations like “race”.
Americans: RAH RAH RACE IS EVERYTHING
It seams that you are not allowed to drink and dance any more. Being a fan of a good Kalie Dancing and whisky or beer or Organic wine. I do not see an issue
Say what you want about Great Value brand Prepared Sundae Cone Chillers, or whatever they're called, but at least they don't have a marketing campaign strongly implying the prescence of claymated semen in the product.
Better that you humble yourself before Christ, face to face, and recognize His great forbearance, Who for so long has endured your destructive actions: that in waiting obligingly, you may be turned from errors to truth, and be able to fear Him, lest He provoked for too long a time should threaten you with the lash of His anger, since you do not recognize His omnipotence.
どうせ酔った米軍海兵隊の兵隊同士の喧嘩だろ
Perverts exist to make normal people look good.
pffff very low budget. not real story.I start making my own movies with my phonecam and my neighbour as sexy vamp
Imagine being so joyless that you see fictional humans in a fantasy world being fantasy-racist against orcs or whatever and your first thought is "I wish there were an in-game HR department I could report this to..."
Jesus Christ here. I don’t exist. Neither does my ‘Father’. Y’all are fucked. Big time.
Hi guys, thx so much for the 98 followers!!! I posted today to let you know that I'm getting a bird. It's called a sun conure, and he's absolutely gorgeous!!! ~Love ya
Uh, movement trays help. I mean the whole "capitalism is slowly collapsing all of civilization" thing is bad, but like put your minis on little trays for movement phase. I got mine on ebay. Anyways armies made of like 5 big robots are a sign of regression. In a truly economically egalitarian society everyone would be able to play an extremely stupid horde army that takes half an hour to unpack
I always forget there’s people who still say “kill yourself” as a genuine threat thinking they did something.I say it as an expression of empathy and understanding for another person’s pain
I have run out of my prized "Furry Crab" Oolong Tea. This greatly irritates me.
i hope the developer of webp gets aids, cancer, and monkeypox all at once
As a Bavarian I can appreciate the anatomically correct pretzel. Very good
As news spreads throughout Seattle of people being killed and skinned by an invisible assailant, Freddie's overprotective mother will no longer allow him to leave his apartment. Thus, to make sure their webshow goes on as planned, Carly and Sam hire a temporary new cameraman named Phil (played by guest star Nicholas Walstrom). However, Sam's steadily deteriorating mental state finally snaps when she and Carly are almost killed by the Predator. Sam's violent tendencies peak as she brutally murders Phil by bludgeoning him over the head with a baseball bat repeatedly. What she didn't realize was that iCarly was already airing live, and the murder was witnessed by millions of viewers. Wave after wave of police come to arrest Sam, but the Predator notices that the policemen are armed and kills all of them. He almost kills Sam as well, but spares her when he discovers she is pregnant. Sam realizes that, since she is homicidally insane, she probably isn't ready to take care of a baby. She uses a piece of technology she stole from the Predator ship to teleport the baby out of her and into Freddie, causing him to become the pregnant one. When Freddie's mother discovers he's pregnant, she kicks him out of the apartment. Thus, Freddie is able to be iCarly's cameraman again and everything is back to normal except for the hundreds of skinned corpses lying all over the place, which Spencer decides to use to make a giant meat sculpture of Phil, dedicated to his memory. After Freddie gives birth live on iCarly, the baby is accidentally set on top of the invisible Predator spaceship. The episode ends as the baby is carried off into space when the Predator leaves Earth.
These images hold deep power, will not explain
There is a well known Muslim man by the name of Tim. He endured injury, sickness, loneliness, and countless other hardships while seeking knowledge, while this post praises anyone with an Arab name, even if they’re a hypocrite or a terrible person. This is not Islam.
By the way, the English title emphasizes the boobies, but the Japanese title starts out by making clear this is about getting them pregnant.
Seriously? someone’s gonna pull out the “That’s racist” card for an abbreviation of the language in a game where you own a slave… Weird priorities there mate.
I laugh at Tony Danza, I Laugh At Tony Danza, I LAUGH AT TONY DANZA
Thousands of men have stretched, squeezed, abused, and destroyed my giant titties. Not to mention all the men who got me pregnant, which further strained them. Now they are full of broken blood vessels from the weight and rough handling. Would you like to be next to get rough with my soft saggy fake udders?
>>727
I only want this if its hitomi tanaka. Her looking used up at the end made her hotter
Did the math and Lain would be 38 and on Reddit now. She would also be “excited that kids seem to be getting back into trance”
Well, now you know. If in future anyone else tries to tell you what the secret to happiness is, you can rest assured in the knowledge that what it really is, is a cartoon dinner-plate sliding down the page in a way that breaks perspective and framing.
I miss scene/emo/rave teens so much, fuck these new enby tiktok kids they will never be as cool.
Hmm you're right. On closer inspection this stick figure picture that depicts a sci-fi machine doesn't demonstrate a sufficient level of scientific rigour.
he also believes that the government furthered these social issues by attributing violence and crime to poverty and inequality, and boasting about reducing both as the Venezuelan murder rate increased.
I'm always enjoying finding new fucked up porn that makes me question my sexuality and self worth as a human being.
In September 2018, speaking at a conference in Malmö, Sweden home to a large immigrant population, the Dalai Lama said "I think Europe belongs to the Europeans", but also that Europe was "morally responsible" for helping "a refugee really facing danger against their life". He stated that Europe has a responsibility to refugees to "receive them, help them, educate them", but that they should aim to return to their places of origin and that "they ultimately should rebuild their own country".
Speaking to German reporters in 2016, the Dalai Lama said there are "too many" refugees in Europe, adding that "Europe, for example Germany, cannot become an Arab country." He also said that "Germany is Germany".
(the software is non-toxic, trust me, and you don't have to worry about it)
i dont speculate if one is faking lol i thought i'd edgicate a lovely, kind soul <3 (im dyslexic and tired so sorry f0r any spelling mistakes)
Will Forte as Shel, a tortoise with intimacy issues and a shoe fetish. He was initially in a relationship with a single croc he names "Lindsay" and was going to marry it until his mate Darla returns after 15 years.
Greta Lee as Bubbles, a horny, teenage goldfish who lives with Honey and Chief. She heckles the other animals.
Here's a controversial opinion: Kim Jong-un's hair would be fine if he just faded the damn thing
Its like lighting candles and setting out rose petals to jerk off while so medicated there’s no orgasm.
im deaf and blind so i cant see the title or hear the lyrics but i hope this is about peace and love. no racism
Zoomer reading Mein Kampf
"Wow so we're just not going to talk about how problematic this is? Why is no one talking about this?? They didn't teach us this in school! Big yikes"
I can see niggers as a hegelian dilectic for eternity. How can we get niggers to do this. How can we get niggers to Mars, FTL Space Nigger? Intergalactic Nigger. It could be the meme project of Humanity to see how far we could bring niggers into the future wiout thankin bout chickn n benGIn blohcks. Type 3 Kardashev scale nighas
Hey, i told you no Facebook, Instagram of Whatsapp in here.... Just lessons and important references like wikipoedia and encyclopedia etc. Good for us, ain't it?
今の作品を下げずに昔の魅力を語るオタクの鑑にょ
> Let's see: 15.2 M hunters, 75% of them male, 1% of male population est. to be minor attracted person. Even if all of the overlap occurs, the guy is much more likely to be a pedo who hunts than the other way. Close to 500% more likely.
Your model implies the existence of pedophile hunters who are themselves pedophiles. Essentially a pedo version of Blade - that would make them pretty rad if they weren't still a pedo :(
>pedophile hunters who are themselves pedophiles
Like half of them are. I think its a similar thing to in-denial gays being homophobes
Fucking a bag of legos is more funny than shin-chan. The series is like an abomination born out of dennis the menace and some shitty early 90ies cartoon network show. Even Southpark is better than this pile of dog excrement.
Esperaba algún insight sobre el curioso régimen norcoreano, y me encontré con un texto tan árido, gris e insoportable como el régimen norcoreano. Podría con facilidad reiterar las críticas que ya le hice a un texto del hijo de Kim Il Sung.
Пет звезди. То смее ли човек да даде друга оценка, току виж бомбардирали страната заради книжния й задник.
One star. The star of solidarity. The star of Chajusong.
On the establishment of the Worker's Party of North Korea and the question of founding the Worker's Party of South Korea"
In reality two essays, one celebrating the merger of two worker's parties in the DPRK that reasserts the purpose of the party (something the US has yet to prove) and prescribing the future of the worker's party in ROK. "A party is not a party for its own sake, but a weapon necessary for achieving the aims of a certain class" Kim states, and its hard to disagree given the way Kim weaves prescriptive ideology with people's history, if perhaps less brilliantly than his Russian and Chinese counterparts.
"On eliminating dogmatism and formalism and establishing Juche in ideological work"
Two things: First, Kim Il Sung essentially refutes anti-nationalist sentiment and reaffirms the importance of Korean nationalism to the revolution. Second, dispels the myth that patriotism and internationalism are inherently opposed to each other. Kim's primary goal here seems to be the prevention of the swallowing of the new Korean state, by China or USSR under expansionism or USA/ROK by imperialism, and reaffirming the party's goal of eventual reunification. Juche is still a shaky ideology for me that I don't quite understand but Kim's passion and optimism are genuinely heartwarming.
What can an elephant actually do though? If you hug its hind legs it can't reach you with its trunk, and its too sluggish to get away while you repeatedly pommel it from behind. If you stand to the side of its hind legs then it won't even be able to hit you with a back kick. If it raises its leg to perform a stomp then all you have to do is back off until it finishes its slam, then move back in to continue punching.
OH CRAP! i'm sorry i went to rate this five star and accidentally rated it one! GOMENESAI!! crys
impossible
Chad is smarter than Einstien
Chad is the msartest man to live
i am a man of science
Petah you forgot to use the imitation crab meat in the imitation crab meat sandwich again. I’m allergic to genuine crab, it gives me rabies. Lois, that reminds me of the time I forgot the imitation crab in your imitation crab sandwich and you got rabies. Cutaway to a scene of Lois gagging with red eyes on a glass of water. Petah I think I have rabies, I got it from the genuine crab in my imitation crab sandwich. Oh geez Lois, that reminds me of the time you gagged on water. Cutaway to the original scene. Peter walks into the kitchen and opens the genuine crab meat can and puts it in Lois’ imitation crab meat sandwich. Petah is this imitation crab you know I’m allergic to rabies. My goodness Lois that reminds me of the time that I put imitation crab in my genuine crab sandwich. Cutaway to a scene of Peter cutting open a live crab and putting each chamber of meat one by one between two buns. Each cubicle of crab meat is cracked like a walnut and put into the confines of the sandwich. Lois, I’ve finished your imitation crab meat sandwich. Which reminds me of the time I accidentally gave you rabies.
Yes, I do believe that this event is one of the signs that Western society is on a path to a Neo-Victorian Age, and that it will have all the cultural trappings of the original Victorian Age, including extreme sexual repression.
>>756
paradoxically i have noticed the internet has been pulled into the directions of being more sexually open while also puritanical in other areas.
I believe the human desire for lovingly crafted breasts from people who dedicated years to perfecting the craft of tits will triumph over automation
Always found it funny whenever an Internet personality of all people says something has aged badly
with a handle like 'killer of women' i truly can't imagine why OP would be upset with a lesbian character
TACO-VAGINA.. HAS A TOYOTA
Donkey unbirthed himself in the Dragon's Vagooger, kicked the G-spot like the mule he is, and went all Splatoon 3 on every surface inside with his magnum Donky Dong like a sprinkler system of Donkey Jizz all up in there!
and no, I'm not sorry for this cursed comment.
Soyboys ruined soy, I love tofu but I never eat it bc all my big dick muscle chad friends at the big dig muscle chad club(of which I am a charter member) will make fun of me
You know how the Japanese government laid off a massive amount of it's propaganda artists after the war? So there was this massive population of skilled artists looking for work? And it lead to the creation of the media form now known as hentai? Yeah? Okay so you know how basically every major American animation studio conglomerate is currently firing their animators as fast as humanly possible?
アニメがアレすぎたので
気持ちを落ち着けるために漫画読み返したら
やっぱり面白いなって再確認出来たからよかったよ…
I have a bold idea. We let the Russians there keep living in Kaliningrad, and invite Germans back so it can be a fusion country. Maybe even give it a new name combining the names of Russia and Poland, and call it “Prussia” or something along those lines.
Come come on ladies and Gentlemen
Pahlevanan the greatest animation series in whole Asia full of Action,Adventure and History
Come on up and watch Pahlevanan a historical animation about 13 centuries of Iran
bitches were arguing. end report.
Jew goes to his rabbi, "Rabbi, terrible news, my son went on a trip and came home a Christian." Rabbi says "funny you should say that, my son also went on a trip and came home a Christian." they turn to prayer. the voice of G-d resonates from the sky "Funny you should say that
お前さ
学生時代大して 目立たずに、休憩時間に教室の隅で寝たフリ するような、リア充を見下し、嫉妬し、イジ られるとガチギレする、学校行事に参加する ことを恥だと考え、自分は他の馬鹿連中とは 違うと斜に構えながら文化祭ではトイレに篭 ってゲームしつつもリア充が妬ましくてしょ うがない、喧嘩弱いくせに自分は強いと勘違 いしてる、いざDQNに絡まれると平静を装い つつも声と足は震えてて心拍数は上がって て、後になって脳内でDQNをボコボコにして うとし、オカンには強く当たり、オトンには とんど無く、女子の目を見て話すことができ ず、たまに交わした会話を数日間脳内再生する自分を妄想してなけなしのプライドを保とうとし、オカンには強く当たり、オトンには何も言えず、先生には真面目な生徒と評価され、たまに会う親戚には利口な子と称賛され るが実際大して成績は良くなくて、運動神経もそんなに良くなくて、部活がキツくて途中 で辞めて帰宅部あるいは卓球部になり、気になる女の子がイケメンと仲良くしてる様子を 遠くから切なげに見送り、女子との会話もほとんど無く、女子の目を見て話すことができず、たまに交わした会話を数日間脳内再生する、歩くスピードがやたら速く、しかし横並びで廊下を歩いてる女子の集団を上手く追い 越すことができずにストーカーのような挙動 になる、アブノーマルな性癖を持ち、主観物 のAVを好み、同級生の女子のTwitterや Facebookを監視し、画像を保存し、毎日そ れでオナニーに勤しみ、第一印象は優しそう と言われ、血液型はA型っぽいと言われ、霊 感が強そうと言われ、将来は経理になってそ うとか言われ、毎年皆勤賞をもらい、卒業式 では一滴も涙を流さず、式が終わると速攻で 帰宅し、その晩家族で外食した先でクラスメ イトが集まってる所に偶然遭遇して気まずく なり、将来の夢もなく、周りが受けるからと 自分も流されるまま大学受験を受け、第一志 望には受からず、4流大学に進学し、大学デ ビューは失敗する、髪染めてる女は全員ビッ チだと思い込み敵視する、講義はいつも最前 列、DQNを心の中で見下すがGPAはDQNよ りも低い、4年まで単位が残ってる、バイト はせずに奨学金と親の仕送りだけで生活し、 飲み会の度に「親の金で飲む酒は美味いか?ww」などと皮肉を言われ、サークルで揉めてハブられる、周りの同期が就活終わって卒 業旅行の話で持ち切りの中、自分だけ内定が とれず真夏の炎天下の中クールビズの社会人 や内定者懇親会に向かう学生を横目にフルス ーツで企業を廻り、採用担当にヘコヘコ頭下 げながら死んだ目で10月まで就活続けてる、 就職先は小売か飲食かパチンコ、仕事を教え られてもメモを取らない、領くだけで返事を しない、挨拶ができない、お礼も言わない、 仕事も大してできないくせにネットに毒され 「仕事とプライベートは分けたいので」など とドヤ顔でほざき定時に帰り、会社の飲み会 にも頑なに参加せず、同僚や上司からは付き 合いが悪い、これだからゆとりは、などとレ ッテルを貼られ社内で孤立する、免許はAT限 定、マイカーはババアが乗ってそうな軽自動 車、駐車場には頭から入れる、常に法定速度 を守り後ろに渋滞を引き起こす、左折時は右 に膨らむ、フットブレーキを使ってでしか減 速出来ない、車線変更ができない、合流ができない、服装はオシャレでもなく変でもなく派手でもなく地味でもなくただただ無難で、靴はコンバースしか履いたことのない、年中 長ズボンで短パンは絶対履かない、声も小さ く覇気がない、背も低い、顔も悪い、体臭も キツい、口臭もキツい、肌も汚い、髪型もダ サい、彼女も居ない、友達も少ない、アニメ アイコン、LINEグループに一つも入ってな い、モテるわけでもなく、いじめられるわけ でもなく、ただただどうでもいい存在の、毒 もアクもスリルもない、面白くもなんともな い、クラス会にも飲み会にも呼ばれない、大 人になっても同窓会にも結婚式にも呼ばれな い、しょうもない人生送るだけの生きてる価 値ないゴミクズ底辺根暗厨二包茎天パメガネワキガゆとり童貞陰キャ野郎でしょ。いい加減覚えなさい
Gandalf the grey is a being of higher power that chooses to smoke weed with hobbits and you are mad?
Here I am looking at porn procrastinating and even the porn is telling me to write my essays.
You hear the story time and time again about how women have power over men?the power of the punani, the power of femininity, the power of seduction,love or whatever... but many of us here have been ignored for ages, unseen and single so is the supposed power only matters if you are beautiful? we are told that there's no ugly woman... only those that refuse to level up but even like that the female energy and control over men in certain circunstances is not "biologically present" so how is this power activated? haha
声が変わってないとか目も耳も疑うこと言ってる奴らは20年前のデジキャラットと見比べてこい。
若い頃の声と若い頃を装ってる声は全く違うぞマジで
京都のスペルマはランコが居たバンドだよね。某誌のバックナンバーにあたってみたら、元スペルマという記述があったので、疑念を抱きつつもつい鵜呑みにしてしまった。ご指摘どうも。
My sister teaches her autism kids and they do it all the time like weird stuff to like actually put their finger in there and eat it and autism is some crazy s***
spaghetti is when I cum into another man's urethra then squeeze it out after it dries
Issuing CNICs (citizenship cards) to the remaining registered Afghan nationals residing in Pakistan, many of which were born inside Pakistan, has been debated. Several Pakistani politicians objected to the idea; one said, "They have overstayed their welcome, scattered across our cities and taken up our jobs".
I worked at Peaches "music store" in the 1980s, and I get the shop owner in this cartoon! I remember this one customer would come in once a week asking is Ah Ha has released the new album. I told them I know 20 times, they are a one hit wonder in the USA but are way bigger in Europe so try to find a store there. One day he came in and I just stopped and stared, Has the, NO, but you haven't even heard, NO, I was going to ask, NO. A grown man started to tear up, Hey take that outside. But but but, hey you come in week after week and they answer is still NO! He left crying, I felt a little sorry for him but I never saw him again. Much later in life I got to thinking, That guy was gay and had a mad crush on the singer like my late wife did back then, and then I really felt bad.
That reminds me of a urinal at a gas station near me that is parabola shaped with my dick at the focus. Guarantees every drop reflects directly onto my pants.
So a bunch of you are not Terminally Online which is fine. I'm kind of jealous if I'm honest. Lemme catch you up.
A lesbian hobby farmer in Florida owns an emu and went viral (hahaha) for him pecking the camera while she tried to record videos for TikTok. At which point people noticed she was the same white lesbian who had been racist in previous attempts to build a platform on TikTok. But this time she had her money maker in the form of the emu and portraying herself as wholesome and Christian and lesbian.
A few days ago she posts a thread about how she's had a problem with Egyptian Geese landing at her place and they had brought in Highly Pathogenic Avian Influenza (HPAI). She had lost all of her poultry to it except, miraculously, the viral (hahaha) money making emu. He of course is battling for his life, will only eat if hand fed, and has nerve damage in one leg that means he cannot stand unassisted so they've rigged a sling for him.
She posts pictures of herself lying in his bedding with her face near his and with her face pressed against his. She tells people they're following "FDA" regulations and not to say anything negative. I am pretty sure by "FDA" she means FDACS, the Florida Dept of Ag. But she's not following their regs, because she won't wear a mask around the emu because she claims it stresses him out.
People have found her farm listed as having an HPAI outbreak on the FDACS website, so she definitely reported it. The thing is that when you report an outbreak, FDACS sends a team of trained personnel in hazmat suits to euthanize your birds. There is no fucking around. Although the CDC currently lists the strain of HPAI circulating in North America as low risk to humans, it is not NO risk and what we know is that it can and does jump to humans who have close contact with sick birds.
In other countries, HPAI has been shown to be transmissible between humans who have close contact. It's also transmissible to dogs, cats, martens, and pigs. That we know of.
HPAI also has a 50% death rate in humans so far. Nobody wants to find out what happens if it mutates and becomes easily transmissible between humans. There is no vaccine. Have you read THE STAND? Go read THE STAND.
Every human being who gets the virus is a risk for it to mutate and adapt better to being transmitted between humans. And so if you have HPAI, the govt sends people in hazmat suits to euthanize your birds. There is no "this one is a pet, not livestock" exemption. There is no "oh but this one is famous" exemption. There is no "oh but I have a weird parasocial relationship with this one" exemption.
She had to have lied to FDACS and/or concealed the emu from them. She certainly did not tell FDACS she had an emu with HPAI as she should have done, or he would have been euthanized, as he should have been. Instead she lied and/or concealed the emu and engaged in high risk behaviors like putting her face up against his and spending large amounts of time with him while not wearing appropriate PPE.
She's not just risking her life, she's risking becoming patient zero for an apocalyptic flu outbreak that makes COVID look tame. Like feel how you're gonna feel about your parasocial relationship with the emu but her behavior is wildly irresponsible and actively unethical.
Shes average on left, with a heavy lower bod.. but the right..? Is godesss level!!! some girls just look sexier/prettier fat! She appears to maybe be trans too making her twice as hot! (IF TRUE) This is my 1st time finding her, just one pretty trans girl to another, we can usually spot eachother.. but i think u r being harsh was my point..
ムーミンカフェ懐かしいな…………昔行ったけどマシュマロムーミンが徐々に沈んでいくのすごいシュールだった
ohayo minnasan!
For your awkwardness in dealing with practical things, and for your practicalness in dealing with unknown things, for your transcendental realism and lack of everyday
realism, for your exclusiveness and fear of losing close friends, for your creativity and ecstasy, for your maladjustment to that „which is” and
adjustment to that which „ought to be”, for your great but unutilized abilities.
For the belated appreciation of the real value of your
greatness which never allows the appreciation of the greatness of those who will come after you.
For your being treated instead of treating others,
for your heavenly power being forever pushed down
by brutal force; for that which is prescient, unsaid, infinite in you.
For the loneliness and strangeness of your ways.
ohayou!
This, a blunt, and fallout 76 would be hella nice
I’m not muslim but is there an opposite of bismillah where you hope god doesn’t allow it
germs tip, out of pure generosity. you us citizens tip because you fear the wrath of the seething waiter that stands on your salad and pees in your softdrinks.
No way her cock is that huge
For comedy I will forgive it. But please never draw british people that hung ever again.
if you told them your pubes got tangled, they'd either understand or being weirded out, which in that case it's their fault for asking
This is totally amazing! Incredible performance and what a rhythm section. Also, Link handles all the guitar - most of the '77 shows have 3 guitars - less is more! Link is burning hot here. Very nice FM quality. Came to SKOTF in a trade years ago. This is really something special.
Why do gangstalkers hate their targets so much?
Seriously why are they so hatefully mean too me?
SpiralPoli (Support LGBTQ+ Rights)
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the infinity protect in https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hemorrhoid and https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/anus is It's not fair, he overdosed. He caused great damage. should cancel protection I don't believe it, I have to believe it. I'm crying. c*nt f*cker
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I banged a fat Indian in the back of my Ford explorer in a bar parking lot. The kicker is that she was deaf. We had a conversation on a napkin. She clapped when I pulled out my dong. She made retarded muppet noises and raspberried when we had sex. I hope I don't have a little Indian baby somewhere
Compress to the tune of either "Stayin' Alive" by Bee Gees or "Another One Bites the Dust" by Queen, whichever is most memorable. Both use the correct rhythm for chest compressions.
If you don't like those songs, look up which of your favorite songs have a BPM of 100-120.