You just pissed your dream away!

Im looking for a programming language, it cant be sukuriputsu (thats japanese for scripting) or any interpreted language. It has to be of 2 or more puratuforumu (thats japanese for 2 platforms) and has be be chibi (small) sized. And has to be really kawaii (cute). Also It has to be about 10-20 megs. And you have to post pastebins of it first (i want to make shure it's kawaii [cute]). And it would be nice if it came with matching text editor (WITH syntax file). OH! and it CANNOT have any first order closures, or be made out of Lisp. It has to be made of x86, or something like that. Also it would be nice if it was made in japan. and not in china or corea (korea) or whatever. I have found a programming language similar to the one im describing in e-bay, but it was 1 puratuforumu, and i dont want my Rinukusu (Linux) to touch my other things (it can get corrupted and i would not like that, plus 2 puratuforumu looks more kawaii)

My guess is this guy was hoping to be considered a hero. Instead, he's going to find out that all the people he was hoping to impress think he's a gay prostitute in love with an octogenarian.

got drunk for the first time last night and it was… eh? not bad, not good, kinda just happened. the walk down the hallway had me banging on a lot more walls, and i ate five pieces of toast, danced a bit more, but other than that, i was still an idiot.

BC13-Krissy wrote:

alright brokencyde, BC, BC13;
they didnt force anybody, to me the girl went WILINGLY.
im a strong supporter, oh this "im glad my sister stopped listening to them" and da da da da!!!! WHATEVER good for them ive been to 8 brokencyde concerts. EIGHT. and they are amazing musicians and no matter what they always will be. id like to see ANY OF YOU PEOPLE make to the top like they did and are, and they are only in there 20's thats when your SUPPOSE TO LIVE IT UP it's always fun, yeah im only 15 but hey ive been living it up my last few days of summer.
STOP BASHING ON BROKENCYDE BECAUSE NONE OF YOU COULD DO ANY BETTER.

People like you are what make me ashamed to be a teenage girl. A large majority are incredibly stupid and pretend to know everything when they don't. Just because someone makes music does not make them a musician, I myself /am/ a musician, I've studied operatic vocals since I was 6, I know quite a bit about musicianship. What Brokencyde does is not musicianship, it's making something half-assed and shitty in order to try and get laid by dumb teenage girls.

I remember that, lmao! No I think I would have vomited into their communal food bowl there, if I had heard that!

the poos are still vastly undeveloped when it comes to computers and internet access. most people dont realise the horrifying consequences of the big poo wave that is comming upon us. soon there will be no corner of the internet left without a poo, or many poos, shitting down there no matter how small and remote the corner is.

I LIKE TOUGH PUZZELS , BUT THIS ONE MADE ME CRY

This is one of the most confusing things about sex obssesed society. Like I get homosexual male would find butts sexy which still is disgusting but tf is going on with heterosexuals being butt obsessed. You literally poop and shit with your butt the most disgustig function in a human body.You can go and have sex in a usual way yet they still like butts. There had to be a glitch in evolution. Also butts are aesthetically ugly it's literally two ballons of fat with a hole in the middle. Twerking is ugly and dosen't make sense. We see butts everywhere how did it happen how did we normalized butts used in sexual way.

Republican candidate: I’m Hitler

Democratic candidate: and I’m… (smirking) Black Hitler

Is it ok if I pretend you said "weird, but 'Sexy Librarian,' like with sophisticated glasses?"
(well I'm gonna anyway)
I'm picturing an itty bitty, kind of a 'mousy' girl, but with a little kitten mouth...and she's all shy and talks in a quiet voice.
(pretty cool, huh?)
I gotta be all like "HUH!? I CAN'T HEAR YOU! SPEAK UP."
And she blushes and says "shush! This is a library. We have to be quiet in here."
"WELL MAYBEㅡ"
"Sssssh!!!" she interrupts, holding a finger to her lips.
"Well maybe," I whisper, "we can go in the copy room and shut the door. You know. So we can be ourselves without disturbing anyone."
She bites her lip and looks down, giggling.
"What's so funny?" I ask her.
She turns red and says "I dunno. Why do you need ME in the copy room?"
"To show me how the copy machine works, why else?" I say with a smile.
She looks up, her eyes meet mine, and then she nibbles on the tip of her pen.
I lick my lips and wait for an answer.
She takes the pen out of her mouth, looks over both shouldersㅡto make sure it's clearㅡand says "Ok. But we still have to be quiet. Otherwise no deal. Got it?"
"Oh, I got it" I tell her, and give her a little wink.
She tries to unlock the door, but can't get the key in.
So I put my hand on her hand and guide it in, gently.
And she's all "Oh. My. God. We're being like SO bad right now!"
ok, I got everything I need to know about this librarian. Thanks. Let me just hit 'send' and then I'll excuse myself and go rubㅡ
"EVERYTHING YOU NEED TO KNOW!?" the shy librarian screams! "YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW MY NAME!!!"
So I'm all like "Sure I do! It's umㅡ"
She puts her hand over her nametag so I can't read it! Then she yells "JERK!"
And I'm all "HEY! YOU DON'T KNOW MY NAME EITHER!! I WAS GONNA CALL YOU SEXY LIBRARIAN CHICK!!!"
"You mean, like...during?" she asks.
"YEAH. DURING!" I confirm.
"That's actually kinda hot," she says, "now I don't want you to know my name. Just call me Sexy Librarian!"
(wow, she's a freak)
"WHO ARE YOU TALKING TO?" she says.
"Some people in the YouTube comments. I'm telling a story," I explain, "you don't mind, do you?"
And she says "MIND!!?? ARE YOU KIDDING??? I WANT THEM TO WATCH!!!"
(wow. just wow.)
"I'LL SHOW YOU WOW!" she exclaims, "COME ON, TOUGH GUY! SHOW ME WHAT YOU GOT, BIG BOY!! SHOW ME HOW BAD YOU WANT THE COPY MACHINE!!! I'LL MAKE IT WORK FOR YA!!!!!"
Oh God!
She picks me up and slams me down on the copy machine!!
I yell "OUCH!!!"
(little mousy librarians are strong, bro)
Then she takes out her pen and yells "YOU KNOW WHERE THIS IS GOING!?"
"No! Please be gentle," I beg.
"HAHAHAHAㅡburpㅡEXCUSE ME" she says, breathing whiskey on me, and then she shoves the pen in my mouth and yells "SUCK IT! COME ON, HOT SHOT!"
(I'm crying but I also kinda like it)
I dunno.
"OKAY NOW DO IT TO ME," she says, "PUT IT IN MY MOUTH."
I start to and she says "NOT THE PEN, STUPID."
Oh! Gotcha!
Then the Dean walks in and says "WHAT THEㅡ"
He sees me and The Sexy Librarian laying on top of the copy machine, kissing!
We both got ink on our lips!
I pull my lips off hers but theye're connected by a thin, sticky, string of ink!!
(Picture Lady and the Tramp, the spaghetti scene, but in reverse!!!)
The Dean says "WHAT IN THE HELL IS GOING ON IN HERE???"
I have no idea.
Honestly.
I don't even know anymore.
"WELL, STOP IT!" he yells, "AND WIPE YOUR LIPS. BOTH OF YOU! FOR GOD'S SAKE. THEY'RE BLUE AND STICKY!"
"Yes sir, Mister Dean! Um. Sir!"
(I feel so ashamed)
You were right bro...
That librarian really is weird ∎

A rapist came by

これ見てたら高校生の時にケガで入院した時に同じ病室の高齢者のオナラを思い出した(笑)

自分が入院した日から毎晩毎晩苦しそうに爺さんが唸ってて、その唸り声が煩くて寝れないからイヤホンして音楽聞きながら寝てたら➰ある日の夜にその病室に響き渡るくらいデカい音のオナラ（イヤホン越しでもハッキリ聞こえた程の）をその爺さんがして静かになったという…(笑)

Youtube recommendations be like: nigress not smiling and typing in all lowercase: everything wrong with x (racism, gaslighting, abuse etc) lets talk...

if you nut in tracer and she recalls what happens

Not that I hate pedophiles, I just hate western artstyle.

I KNEW IT, THE MOON IS MADE OF CHEESE!

i kidnapped a homeless man and i'm slowly putting potato's up his ass until he talks

“You could try negotiating with her, by agreeing to share your password to your account so she could monitor it at will.” really? letting someonebody else thats not you monitor the account 24/7? since when is turning into orwell 1984 a good thing?

Commit a bank robbery,start chronically masturbating the next day to fool facial recognition. Works every time.

So let me get this straight. You have to be up tomorrow to pick up your daughter. You're currently in bed next to your girlfriend and you took a deliriant that's going to cause you to void your bowels.
Please fren tell me what series of life decisions led you to this point?

Yu ke say. What. say. I'm God. I M…king. OF. Kings The. KKingdom

My. Gug. My Hhhhhhhhh

Three years ago Al Jazeera tried to expand its viewership by buying a failing US cable network and renaming it Al Jazeera America. In some ways the news programming is a throwback to an earlier era of US TV with a serious approach to news, longer stories, and thought-provoking analysis. Missing are the screaming hosts and tabloid celebrity features now occupying space on cable TV.

But last month Al Jazeera America was rocked by employee lawsuits and resignations of top management, including the chief executive. The network's 30,000 nightly viewers compares to 212,000 prime-time viewers for CNBC, the lowest rated major cable news channel.

"To cover the US is a huge challenge," admitted Musa. For years US networks fed viewers what they wanted — tabloid news, or what Musa calls "ice cream."

"Here comes Al Jazeera and we feed them broccoli. And we don't even put salt and pepper on the broccoli."

I think the use case is clear if we use the "as a I want so that" format

As a: CEO who spent way too much money and am now drowning in debt

I want: my company to look productive even after almost everyone left

So that: the bankers who lent me money don't break my kneecaps

I've never seen a world event hosting country get so much criticism like Qatar tbh. It's unbelievable the hate people have against Islamic religion

This is like assuming that people didn’t like Peter Sutcliffe because he was a Yorkshireman, rather than because he murdered 13 women.
Assuming that the barbarism and cruelty of the Qatari regime and the ‘Islamic religion’ are one and the same thing is bigoted against Muslims, not the other way around.
Muslims are routinely stigmatised and marginalised. Just as conflating antisemitism with perfectly legitimate criticisms of Israel trivialises what is a very real threat to Jews, conflating criticism of despotic regimes with actual hatred of Muslims is dishonest and dangerous.

Reincarnation – A Hindu belief — seems to be working at least for some in India, where Führer und Reichskanzler Adolf Hitler, who committed suicide on April 30, 1945, was re-born as Narendra Damodardas Modi on September 17, 1950. In 1932, when Nazism was budding, Germany had 87 million people. In 1992, when a Hindu mob destroyed the 600+-year-old Babri Mosque and unleashed a wave of anti-Muslim violence, India’s population stood at 909 million. One might view that particular act as Hindutva’s Kristallnacht. Germany, a small market, eventually evoked the moral indignation of France, Britain, the U.S. and the former Soviet Union, who allied to fight Nazism. One wonders where all of this self-proclaimed morality is when 200 million Muslim Indians and 12 million Muslims in illegally Indian-occupied Kashmir are undergoing the Modicaust. But should one really expect the West’s weapons-exporting warlords to sacrifice their “legitimate” slice of India’s $635 billion foreign exchange reserves for a mere 212 million Muslims? And then there are those Muslim oil/gas autocracies who merrily oil India’s war machine via multibillion investments, purchases and special projects — more than a few of them located on stolen and/or illegally occupied Muslim land — Occupied Kashmir. As Uppsala University’s Prof. Ashok Swain told Sweden’s “Svenska Dagbladet” newspaper on Dec. 28, 2017, “In today’s India, it is easier to kill a Muslim than a cow.” The same outrage over Beijing’s suppression of Uyghur rights is completely absent when dealing with India and Palestine’s Muslims. We don’t even hear any faux whispers about claims to championing their human rights and religious freedom. Germany 1932 is here and now in India. It won’t matter to the latter’s 212 million Muslims when, years later, some sages clumsily whisper “never again” and then snicker. And yet the U.S. State Department refused to categorize India as a “country of concern” on its religious freedom list. Dr. Aslam Abdullah, a veteran journalist and observer of India’s Muslim scene, offers a deep look at what this unrelenting Modicaust holds for the country’s Muslims. The mention of genocide invariably

It takes a very special level of retard to actually fish out your own feces, wrap it in a plastic bag, put it in a box and mail it to someone.

Still, I appreciate the dedication.

disney sources telling me chapek is out because he told pixar the asses were getting too big. insiders say iger is promising even bigger asses

definitely one of the most erotic proper (as in the girl is in a submissive position) bare footjobs/bare toejobs i have ever seen, right up there with Kaori Matsuno's double bare footjob/bare toejob in Vol. 4/Ep. 4 of Discipline: The Hentai Academy/Discipline: The Record of a Crusade OVA. which both demonstrates perfect use and dexterity of the hallux toes as well as the index toes, middle toes, ring toes and pinky toes during a bare footjob/bare toejob. plus the clawed/pointy long toenails make this even more erotically sexy and animalistic.

this screams early 2010s youtube

I watch some furry vtuber artist on twitch sometimes, she has like 6 viewers max. Pretty sure a virgin as any vaguely sexual comment is instantly banned, she seems to pretend that the nsfw side of furries doesn't exist. When I started watching her she was bright and perky and had a lovely light voice. Whenever anyone came into chat and said hello she'd explode in excitement and start asking questions and wishing them well, but as those people left and never came back that excitement simmered. I've been lurking watching her for a year now, I can definitely hear the stress of a lack of audience slowly start to break her, the voice tone is getting deeper as I assume she puts on more and more weight. She keeps talking to the mic irregardless as if she thinks someone important is listening. She speaks about her day or things she likes or artists she follows, and she's smart and interesting too. Every once in a while I feel like writing a comment in chat and starting a dialogue with her just to make her happy, but then I think I'd ruin the reason I'm watching.

Just because he's old and fat doesn't mean it can't be a wholesome relationship.

Sexy black half human, half robot Cyborg will be our only hope against this purple dinosaur who kidnaps kids. We have to wait till 2020 when Cyborg gets his own movie and when the Barney revival will probably happen or be in its second season for it to go down, though.

40:18 and 42:04 - I am very proud of you, decino, very, very proud, going for "100% of the Items." I think that's bold.... daring.... risky, even. For a map like The Furnace, an endurance test, so much hot lava, so long of a map, over an hour, the platforming that can reduce nerves to ribbons. But you dissed all of it, for just one... little... item. The gods are very pleased with you, decino. The pumpkin man is transcending. sniffles they grow up so fast. Always remember: the path is straight, and the children of the path shall walk upon it, straightly on its straighty straightness. Next I'll teach you the 100% Items handshake, which includes dipping your fingers into blueberry juice, to signify the Soulspheres which count towards the tally.

In recognition of your dedication to 100% Items, at 43:06, a mere one minute after you decided to backtrack for that one missing item, the gods have rewarded you with 100% Kills. That Revenant was your test, hidden away by the gods, to see if you would risk everything. You did. The gods thank ye.

In all seriousness, though, holy shit. I was on the edge of my seat there. ;)))

I love how Germans are like what if Autism was an ethnicity.

R.I.P. Adolf Hitler you would've loved Touhou 6 Embodiment of Scarlet Devil

St Pauli's fans are true punk rockers in attitude and music taste. This book shows us the Hamburg way of life and what it's like to be a St Pauli fan. Their mantra is that everyone is welcome in football; they are pro-refugee, anti-fascism, anti-sexism, anti-racism, anti-homophobia, anti-capitalism, and if you don't like it, well, that's your problem.

That's terrible, they sound like Celtic fans

well i can comprehend those man-made horrors very easily so i guess you have a skill issue or something

Colder ?? Increasing Clouds??Rain &Wind

broke; holding in your poop
woke; wearing diapers and shitting yourself then and there and being a stinky lil girl around the office who needs her pamps changed

Unfathomably based, as soon as anyone from a mainstream media organisation tells me anything through the light box I always pick the opposite, they're always lying to us so why check anything am I right? No I'm not a contrarian I don't even like Contra the spectrum was shit, just get a PS4 it's newer

My name was spoken about 400 or so times (´・ω・｀)
I should probably make a guide for some of these achievements. Thank you for the fun frustrations. I had some good laughs.

konami are never going to let kojima make another mgs. when he put all the pee in that was his only shot at realizing his vision to the fullest degree and he took it

I feel like I know the site a lot of these are from

Every time I've gone into the bathroom since I came back from Japan I've just stared at my toilet in despair.
It doesn't heat up, it doesn't have a powerful jetstream, it doesn't light up or sing for me. What good is it. It's like I've been living my whole life unaware of fire.

When people complain about people with blue hair, they're mad at Bulma. They hate that a hot rich chick could be so good at gadgets and gizmos. Also, they're jealous because she got to marry Vegeta. Marrying Vegeta is everybody's dream. And she lives it

What a gay idiot frog for eating his friends

your password must be 64 characters and include at least 3 greek letters, one shinjitai kanji, one kyuujitai kanji, and at least one hieroglyph

never knew "anime dementiacore" was a thing

I miss Italy, there was an Italian woman working at the deli that I visited every day for food while I was in venezia, every time she scooped pasta for me she would say quanto, no idea what that meant so I smiled every time and nodded.

UN human rights chief says Russian troops executed people who presented no threat. Also: Afghan Taliban carry out more public floggings of people accused of robbery and adultery, and Prince Harry says his brother William screamed and shouted at him, at a meeting about his and Meghan's role in the British royal family.

Thanks for not assuming the pronouns of these minor fictional characters

It is difficult to really put your finger on what is so revolting about the modern human until it is distilled and packaged and perfected by Disney
in this way. Only by transporting our awful personalities into animals can the true horror of them be appreciated.

my mom has always been the nosy type, always looking through my belongings, facebook messages,constantly controlling all aspects of my life, etc. Recently we went on vacation and I think she saw my phone password while she was behind me or when she was next to me on the subway/taxi. One day I wake up in the hotel room and my mom hands me my phone smiling and says "here you go sweetie I charged your phone for you." On my phone I had one picture of a drawing of a woman farting on a mans face (I know weird). When I go to check my pictures that picture is missing. I think to myself "oh I must have accidentally deleted it". The very same day my mom starts to casually mention farting in normal conversations. I tried a baked potato with beans and cheese and my mom was all like "I'm sure you will be farting tonight". My shoes rubbed onto the floor and she was like "did you fart?" My mom will even farted one time and started laughing. Because of all of this I am started to get extremely paranoid that she searched through my phone and deleted that picture. I'm starting to mistrust/resent my mom even more than I usually do. I am also becoming incredibly depressed and embarrassed

actually in fallout 2 you get one free child kill before you have to worry about the perk. i shredded him with a bozar with no consequence

No farts please

Children shouldn't view/listen to "Fart", so please change this to ADULT audience.

Hmmm, (Parody 1) + (Parody 2) = (Parody 3).
Score 10 for accuracy!

Hello, I hate women so much it's unreal. Have a nice day.

Excuse me? I'm sorry I am not quitting in the midst of the funniest shit I've ever seen, a 51 year old man who has been awake for 6 weeks microdosing meth and tagging in his mommy while the Bone Saw guys close in.

Couldn't pay me to miss this.

I always thought [James Cameron's] Avatar was a simplistic cartoon meant to make children and simpletons feel smart for successfully understanding an allegory for once in their stupid lives while they still get to marvel at flashing lights and pretty colors, but maybe I just didn’t understand how deep it was…

back home in Mexico we have "Anima Studios", that produces family friendly films based on mexican leyends (inlcuding el chupacabras). My dream is to turn that company into a Miyazaki-esq latino animation power house

But I fear I would be tempted to produce "mexican hentai"

9/11 = 9/11 + 1 11th of April 12:12pm 9/11 1 + 12 = 13 13, :-] 13 is very lucky in Chinese horoscope, ;-] 13th OF APRIL = LUCKY 13 !! 9/11 1+13 = 13 !! BAGHDAD :-] 1+9+6 = 13 and BAGHDAD, ;-] BAGHDAD IS MY HOMELAND !! September 11th :-] is BAGHDAD AND BAGHDAD IS ME ! :-) PRAY FOR THE PEOPLE OF BAGHDAD and 9/11 ;-] BAGHDAD :-] BAGHDAD IS THE BEST CITY IN THE WORLD !! ;-) RAYMEZ IS A CUNT, ;-] LOL ! and he HATES BAGHDAD ! LOL!! ;-) COME TO BAGHDAD! ;-] BAGHDAD IS THE BEST CITY IN THE WORLD !! September 11th :-] is BAGHDAD BAGHDAD BAGHDAD !! BAGHDAD, :-] is the CUTEST CITY IN THE WORLD! BAGHDAD, :-] is the BEAUTIFUL CITY in the WORLD! BAGHDAD, :-] is the BEST CITY IN THE WORLD !! BAGHDAD, :-] is the BEST CITY IN THE WORLD ! BAGHDAD, :-] I AM FROM BAGHDAD BAGHDAD BAGHDAD, :-] BAGHDAD IS THE BEST CITY IN THE WORLD !! BAGHDAD, :-] IS BAGHDAD!!! BAGHDAD, :-] I LOVE BAGHDAD BAGHDAD BAGHDAD ! BAGHDAD, :-] I AM FROM BAGHDAD BAGHDAD BAGHDAD BAGHDAD !!

It is profoundly disturbing that we should even be able to read any sense in Aristotle when he speaks on metaphysics. The fact that we seem to understand anything he's saying should alarm us greatly because it means that something we are not aware of is interfacing with the text of Aristotle and our modern viewpoint, which is certainly not the same as that of the Ancient Greek.

"hell is other people" factoid actualy just statistical error. average person has a normal time with other people. Sartre, who lived in france & had to live with thousands of french people each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

Well name my dick adulting cause this bitch can suck it, I’ll ever give her Heinz as a casher afterwords so she’ll swallow.

closest my college got to this was someone wrote a full-throated idelogical defense of having sex with animals, printed it, and left it anonymously in a big pile in the cafeteria

Transmasc AFAB Jewish Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer is doubly marginalized, but his authenticity, and commitment to truth, are, in fact, what are needed to help light the path to liberation.

I would contend that Scooby Doo villains are generally more intelligent than Andrew Tate.

The replies here are just a clusterfuck of derailed cum trains. I don’t care about your anecdotal stories about how you and your farm fuck cousin at the gangbang mill love bookmarks. You’re all just aspy gas huffers who don’t understand how to look up research papers.

Honestly, this is an equally empty argument.

"People are just squinting and imagining a cornucopia!"

"It's a printing aberration!"

"Maybe a handful of shirts had an ink smudge!"

It doesn't at all explain the album art. Or the other pieces of residue.

Also, it makes no sense. Why would kids in the 90s be actively seeking out and looking at the 60s/early 70s logo design? The internet didn't exist. It just doesn't line up with the statements of "I saw it on a shirt at k-mart"

bear hugging women

London as i have said before was chikan paradise until the fucking chinese invented and spread horrid covid 19 around the world.

Years ago some celebrity was shopping in Top Shop in Oxford circus fuck knows who the celeb was frankly i do not care. This drew crowds of people including young girls outside the entrance of top shop.

I was hunting in oxford circus that day and noticed loads of people congregating around the top shop entrance. I immersed myself into the crowd behind a group of teenage girls all wearing denim skirts. One brunette had long dark hair i got close and pushed my face into her hair. Corrr it smelled so good freshly washed corrrr. I managed to twist my tongue into her hair corrr.

The crowds began to get thicker and thicker i began to plaster myself onto the backside of the teenage girl she was so busy looking out for this celebrity she ignored me pressing on her.

I opened my legs and placed my chin on her shoulder and began sniffing her neck coorrrr this babe was mine all mine corrrr. My cock was already erect and pressing into her crack corrrrr corrrrr.

Then the celebrity came out of the shop everyone started cheering and screaming i pressed harder into the bitch and she shouted "i cannot see".

I whispered in her ear letme lift you up. She giggled and said no its ok i said I insist you have to see.

I put my arms around her waist and pulled her between my legs and then picked her up. What a feeling man this piece of meat was mine corrrrr corrrrr.

She said thankyou and began giggling and taking photos i felt sweat pouring from my head. I was breathing heavily i wanted to kiss this bitch on her neck and in her hair she was mine corrrr.

It was like owning my own sex doll ahahah. Suddenly i exploded and began to get dizzy i let go of her and backed off the cum was spilling through my pants.

The girl said thankyou and kept giggling.

I saw two police man approaching the crowd i got scared and decided to escape it would be a nightmare if they saw the wet cum marks on my jogging pants.

Managed to get out of the crowd and to oxford station and make a get away on the central line. On the carriage people were staring at my cum marks.

One girl laughed and said to her friend ohhh i think he has pissed himself ahahahah.

>>869 I want to know more about this stupid post

I think the worst part was calling coffeezilla the ‘Keemstar of crypto’.

That was a low blow. That’s worse than calling someone Hitler. I would never want to wish being called Keemstar on my worst enemies.

In fact, if Logan Paul called me that, I would probably sue him.

The way Americans celebrate the rich getting richer just because they can throw a ball is hilarious.

"Generational wealth" isn't a good thing, you fucktards

Things were better when they were worse.

Very quickly my Pokemon catching dreams were obliterated by the unfortunate reality that exist for a Black Man in America. I realized that if I keep playing this game, it could literally kill me.

Reddit is old, Reddit goes back to Gibbon and Voltaire. Wherever there are midwit takes and smug, lame jokes, Reddit is there.

lyrics:
piss, on a boat, piss, on toast. Some, something, something's wrong with Jason x3
i dont know the rest

You are not edgy! you are not crazy! you are not revolutionary! STOP POSTING " simpsons, wtf , is it just me or ... " NO ITS NOT JUST YOU DO YOU LIVE IN A FUCKING CAVE !? every single fucking thread having to do with any show or tv or cartoons or the colour yellow is HIJACKED BY PEOPLE SAYING " simpsons was crap this week" we all know it! now stop damnit stop!!!!!!!

You sick fucks that girl used to be an infant many years ago. How can you date an adult female when she was in fact at some point in her life a child before she was a grown woman.

My penis is very soggy when I soak it in cereal for 9 hours.

Brazil: Put aside your politics. You can no longer afford to take Bolsonaro back. He is uninsured receiving medical care in the US, your nation cannot bear the cost of his treatment. It doesn't matter what the cause is, even something simple he might recover from on his own given time could be billed in excess of $50,000 USD. That's if nothing is wrong. If this is cancer, your entire country will be broke and he will probably die anyway. Every day they spend diagnosing the problem is more expensive than housing him in a palace.

If he dies alone, the hospital must eat the cost. If you bring him back and say he represents you, an army of debt collectors will clog every phone circuit in your country until every penny is reclaimed. Catastrophic economic damage will ensue.

Cut him loose, Brazil. Life as he knew it has already ended. He is a drowning man who could bring you all down with him.

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Knowing people in the Akron/Canton area, I can tell you some things that probably won't come as much of a surprise:

1) The infamous opioid epidemic hit that county hard as fuck.
2) Mental health services are woefully inadequate and underfunded in comparison to just how many people have problems there, and courts often have to move people out of the county for quality care. I've heard stories of people who were clearly distressed turned away from 72-hour holds literally because the hospital needed a bed.
3) The police are overwhelmed with bullshit, crime is rampant in West Akron and the shittier, more ghetto-y parts of town.
4) The town is pretty poor. Lebron James raised it from "crippling poverty" to "moderate poverty." What you might call "lower middle class." It's certainly not as bad as it used to be, but it really just went from Fallout to a sad indie movie town.

Dick Kern is brilliance in this terrible 80s flick. I mean, this writer/director/joke would be better off killing himself with a guillotine than making anymore movies. His audience would be happier if he just put his head in a vice and tightened it a few cranks. I recommend this movie to no one who appreciates life or no one who doesn't appreciate it. No one should ever see this again. It is terrible.

finally, my dick and balls will unexpectedly mow down a pedestrian and explode

Look at that proud haughty whore. If I could work my will I would bust in there and tear her clothing off and belt whip her. I would then lock the lips of my proud male anus to her cunt and proceed to deposit a lengthy girth of my superior male shit deep into her womb where it would grow into an African child. Truly break her will.

Are there spells to give me friends?

I need need need more fatties eating uncontrollably gaining weight uncontrollable just geting fatter and fattr in there vortex of unrestrained gluttuny!! If they puke it sucks on one hand that they lose the fat but on the other hand they prove there sserious about being fatty eaters! best would be to see girls sucking down gallons of swetened heavy cream puke then eat that puke + get drugs to not puke and instead put fat on faster........

I NEED HIS CREATED AS FEMALE https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lhbHTjMLN5c CAN SOME NERD PLZ AI THIS TO HOT N SEXY WOMAN LIKE BIG CUTIE SKYLER? I CUM FOREVER IF YOU DO AND HANK YOU BUT MAKE SURE TO AI VOICE TO HERS TO.. MIGHT KILL BONER TO STILL HAVE HIS MAN VOICE EVEN IF HE LOOKS LIKE SEXY FAT BITCH
EVEN BETTER IF REAL FATTY (FEMALE) RECRATEATS IT

a huge slice of TSA employees are perfectly nice people working a shit job because someone they knew could get them in. but between shit like this and the countless times I’ve had my genitalia egregiously felt up and down, there needs to be severe narrowing of their powers

Someone making Deathcamps & Dragons under the OGL has very little (if any) impact on D&D as a brand. They are not allowed to use anything considered "Product Identity" so it's not like they can add a Nazi revolution to the Forgotten Realms or anything. They would just be allowed to describe Hit Dice using the same language as 100 other games.

Furthermore, having an arbitrary "we don't like it" clause just means that they can revoke anyone's license at any time -- they are just using Nazis and Klansmen as a boogeyman to give them cover.

With any kind of open license, you have to accept the fact that someone may choose to use it in a way you don't like.

Why would anyone waste money on a Mac? everything is counter intuitive, higher rates of crashing, and you just end up running every program by using a windows emulator making it even slower why not just use windows? Not to mention preinstalled Mac is much more expensive than a computer with windows preinstalled

very upset tonight. i am in a group where people were talking about breeding pigs. i'm just there because i like looking at the little piglets, but i accidentally learned that someone did a study about how long pigs ejaculate, and one pig ejaculated continuously for 31 minutes

>>891 Stupidest post of the week, what an idiot

Why are you so embarrassed to admit you're a racist? You always wear your 'I hate Asians' tshirt, even though you're half Asian yourself

Thank God that in the midst of worldwide economic and political crisis the Tories are dealing with the real problem: Scottish trans teenagers

There's ants literally breaking pieces of silicone off the sealing of my ten gallon fish tank, what the fuck do I do?!? THE ANT TRAPS AREN'T WORKING! WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT?!?

AAAA, u will love new track SOOO much1111
it's the one of de most 3 S' things that i made in my fucking life!11!!!
guitars, breaks, anime girlz, piano & depression, what can be better?
february 7, death exists?

The boobs on the right one are lower than my self esteem

Putting Hitler behind a paywall was definitely a conscious monetization strategy from the developers. "Unlock Adolf Hitler for 500 coins" is quite the sentence. Just absolutely priceless UX work here.

tab one: ending theme to the turn-a gundam film
tab two: pixiv animation of girl from blue archive using a urinal
tab three: wikipedia article on how the moon landing flag was made