Sometimes when I'm really high at night I lie in bed with my eyes closed, and I feel the motion of my neighbours having sex, I can focus a little bit and start to see their glowing energy silhouettes, it seems I can psychically see what position they're fucking in. I'm accessing higher brain functions usually unreachable by a sober mind 😎
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9K-Beh0QUNY is this denpa?
>>4 Mmm not getting the vibe from this one. Reminds me a bit of the Mystic Knights of the Oingo Boingo
oingo boingo is denpa
frank zappa isn't denpa, but https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8yDarQW7UZc is
Oingo Boing and Cardiacs are the closest Western act with denpa vibes I've found
I'm so tired all of the time.
The Voyager Golden Record is weirdly beautiful
(ٛ₌டுͩ ˑ̭ டுͩٛ₌)ฅ What if someone really is blasting brain waves at me and that's what's making me act so cray cray?
ASCII cocks
Is putting esolangs in my CV / resume a good idea?
vc: queinen
BIg up the sociopaths and medically braindead retards defending a literal IRL cartoon villain.
>>13
If you are resorting to that, you probably don't have a lot of experience that would flag you as a low-risk working cog in their machine.
So then you have to tune each resume to a company's filters, which are of course completely opaque to outsiders and generally contradictory if they pass through multiple departments, which is a bit Kafkaesque but corporate world (at least in America) really over-prices the cost of a bad hire and this is out of your control so either play the game or do things that would look right on a resume.
If my cold fucking read is correct, an esolang as a project you built yourself or contributed to, especially one that produces working executables that are more than toys, is probably going to be attractive to someone who understands what you did and is a hiring manager / Google-style interviewer close to the code. Someone who isn't is gonna be like "that ain't Java, I asked you for Java!"
I don't mean to make you second-guess yourself, of course, but I have a depressingly long history of no success getting hired after being chased by hundreds of recruiters over many years. They appear to be the ones who care about "reward" potential, but they don't make the decisions and of course they gotta take the shotgun approach to get anyone through the system. The strongest deciding factor appears to be "risk", drawn up on arbitrary guidelines, to the detriment of weirdos like me.
not bothering with jobs that waste your time with resumes is probably the best idea.
Can't get a job doing INTERCAL
zero nana
fourteen
twenty-two
Feed Nana
✧ᕙ༼◕ε◕༽ᕤ✧ What if someone really is blasting ｇａｙ ｍａｇｉｃ at me and that's what's making me act so gay gay?
Seems like we've figured out where all the gay magic has gone!
I am fluent in SHGDGGY
please PM me
shag doggy?
i shot the shiggy
but i did not shoot the diggity
who gave you idiots permission to start another thread eh!!
People still say "be like"...
TURN DOWN FOR WHAT
dogshit group essay is finished, time to play mahjong in the library
(the "dogshit" part is my own fault, sorry)
Isn't dogshit rather always your dog's fault?
>>31 It's the owner's responsibility to clean up afterwards...
cute girl being a responsible neighbor and cleaning her dog's poop
Cute girl whippin up goat eye pie
The Russia-Ukraine war was engineered by the copyright jews to destroy Ukrainian pirate website servers and isolate Russian pirate website servers from the rest of the internet.
I gave her a big heckin fingerbangerino
Славься, Славься
I need a dommy mommy to milk my prostate til my brain drips out and only dust remains the same way I need water and oxygen.
I envy Russia being boycotted. What I would give to be boycotted by all the arms of Western junk culture one after another. Even though I don't consume any of it, being spared second hand exposure would be wondrous.
guy slamming nootropics and preworkout to play touhou on lunatic
categories: zh:finance; jp:buddhism; japanese literary terms
Oh how I wish my neighbor was a responsible cute girl who cleans up her dog's poop.
彼岸花 implies the existence of a 此岸花
Sometimes a link gets posted in the Wikipedia thread and I'm like “That's amazing, thank you so much for teaching me this”
bing bing bing bong bong bong mm slam my hands on piano
Getting letters of marque to aggress Russians in the Black Sea, but going pirate and capsizing Jeff Bezos' megayacht instead
This thread is flippin baste
Being a coprophage has expanded my culinary horizons. ‘I've eaten literal shit before, how can this be any worse?’
>>48 Are you that guy with the hot beans in the turkey baster up the wazoo?
I like the conspiracy theory that the world is like a big strategy game being played by sort of god-like beings, and they like to enter stupid names for key players in world events. That's why so many politicians and generals have names like DICK, BUSH, COLON, SEMEN SEMENCHENKO, errr I forgot some of the best ones
poo tin
Spermy McSperm
David Cumblast Seaman
more importantly: is careless whisper enka?
don't threaten me with a good time!!!
Naomi Osaka penis
Maybe I should get some ketamine next weekend to top off this crazy fortnight!
a "bad omen" simply means to keep your eyes open, because something bad might happen
a "good omen" means that you should be twice as cautious, lest you get lulled into a false sense of security
my strategy of not being a Twitch emoticon is paying off
uh-oh!!!!
DEFCON, not DEFCOM or DEF COM
smallest number (1) = most severe DEFCON level
largest number (5) = least severe DEFCON level
Zu: "(mythology) A lesser divinity of Akkadian mythology, and the son of the bird goddess Siris."
https://en.wiktionary.org/w/index.php?title=Zu&oldid=50773535
HUD: an abbreviation of "head-up display"
Rayla: not an English word, though it does somewhat sound like a girl's name.
>>39
Sure thing Ivan.
Thought I was thinking while or after watching the "Sleeping Knights" arc of the "Sword Art Online" anime (spoiler alert): what if while the AIDS girl was actually dying on the virtual island a bunch of trolls came into the area and epically trolled her XD. Maybe the Laughing Coffin group would show up and fight VRMMORPG player avatars off while stating "Island's closed due to AIDS." The girl who was dying while in VR on an island was actually dying in real life too; her last memories would be getting dunked on.
>>62
I was thinking about those terms because I was playing Scrabble IRL/AFK. I played it with this woman who said that she played about 50 games of Scrabble in her lifetime, yet she did not remember if acronyms or initialisms were allowed. We allowed them in that game.
>>35
Are you serious or joking? Maybe that will be a result, but I have trouble believing that was a motivation.
"You see, Ivan, when you begin war of aggression like me, you will never waste effort to avoid *pidaras*j show on Western streaming service, for service will block entire country."
Ryan's Elitist Superstructure of Toy Reviews
Sexual revolution where those who aren't cute are henceforth not allowed to fuck
I wonder what Nash Gold is up to now
>>67
leading to an upsurge in SCS (sexual cutification surgery), and endless moral debates as to whether trans-cuties are real cuties
Anyways, >>1-san, please listen to me. That it's really related to my current flow of thought.
I went to Requests/Feedback a while ago; you know, Requests/Feedback @ 4-ch?
Well anyways there was an insane number of people there, and I couldn't get a post in.
Then, I looked at the first thread, and it had "[Spam] Moderation requests [Cleanup]" written on it.
Oh, the stupidity. Those faggots.
You, don't post in [Spam] Moderation requests [Cleanup] just because theirs CP posted on /img/, fool.
It only goes to 999 posts, 9-9-9 posts for crying out loud. And there are even zoomers here. Family of Zoomers, all out for some old Internet Culture, huh? How fucking nice.
"Alright, daddy's gonna order the "You don't know old internet culture" with a side of "oomer" and a large "Lurk more fucking newfag zoomer for fuck sake if you don't know about any of this old shit look it up and at least try to adapt to the culture instead of being a outsider faggot just an hero already Jesus Christ." for the drink.." God I can't bear to watch.
You people, I'll give you old internet culture if you get out of those posts.
Threads started by ssz should be a bloody place.
That tense atmosphere, where two guys on opposite sides of the thread can start a "get tf out zoomer go back to 4chan" flame war at any time,
the stab-or-be-stabbed mentality, that's what's great about this place.
Zoomers and newfags should stay home.
Anyways, I was about to start typing, and then the newfag zoomer beside me goes "Is this 4chan?"
Who in the world doesn't know the difference between 4-ch and 4chan you nigger?
I want to ask him, "do you REALLY know the difference between 4chan and 4-ch or are you trolling?"
I want to interrogate him. I want to interrogate him for roughly an hour.
Are you sure you don't just want to lurk moar?
Coming from a 4-ch veteran such as myself, the latest trend among us vets is this, telling newfag zoomers to "go back"
That's right, "go back". This is the vet's way of gatekeeping.
It's interesting how Abrahamic religions progressed, specifically in how Jews are viewed. I think that the Hebrew Bible comes off like a cautionary tale on the character of the tribe, Christianity has gentiles following a Jew who is increasingly weary and disapproving of the behavior of his people until he is eventually killed and Islam is directly critical of it although the extreme antisemitism characterized of Muslims came later.
I know religion loves a good schism, but I cant imagine like offshoots of dharmic religion being this hostile towards the predecessors of their faith.
indicator that shows when indicators aren't working
kicking out an entire group of students from the group room i rented, so i can watch 音MADs in peace
haven't seen a good otomad in forever, fucking faggots massproduce their garbage so that I can't find my cute girls doing cute sounds.
'tis I, the minger donger
What if it's me sacred destiny to be one of them dicklesbians and there's nothing I can do about it?
A Tammany Hall political corruption simulator would actually be pretty fun. Tropico isn't quite there, but is a good start.
> name is Jay Gould
> is a ghoul
> nearly corners the market on gold
It has been suggested that reality is written by rejected pro-wrestling bookers, and them having the naming sense of J.K. Rowling is offered as evidence.
ずっとプーチンのターン
"ranma one two"
Saw the text 'anime art fad'
Read it as 'anime fart ad'
DORO DORO DORO DORO DORO DORO DORO DORO DORO DORO DORO DORO DORO DORO DORO
>>78
problem i had with tropico is that it's just got clunky mechanics, as a game
i love the theme, but i think it would be better as a mod to a game with a better engine. i know, can't make money that way etc etc
>>79
this reminds me. as names, j. k. rowling and george r. r. martin are both blatant ripoffs of j. r. r. tolkien, like on a level with indira gandhi and her husband, whose name was actually ghandy, no relation to ``that other'' gandhi
creating brand confusion works i guess?
貧乳はステータスだ
希少価値だ
Blessed are the poor in breast, for there is value in scarcity.
Whose mountain landscapes are more beautiful? Southern Africa or south Asia?
dystopia where the censors are literal clowns sent to stalk dissidents and make dismissive gestures and comedy noises when they express opinions
>>89 I couldn't tell you, but the Lake District is nice
kitty kitty byu byu~
duck!!!!!!!! gonna cook it!!!!!
Not sure how I feel about goishicha
that ascii is so kyoooooot
i should be sleeping right now
if i could draw comics i'd probably be drawing philosophical / theological porn
like, i'd be getting all the fatwas
born too late to have not been turned gay in the womb by environmental xenoestrogens
born too early to become a cute femboy
born just in time to be buff and manhandle 19 year old twinks
eastern slav women go from smoking to babushka, and i bet it's because they've been lacing the water with testosterone since the soviet era and forgot to record it
probably world war 2 had something to do with it, all russians worked to provide front, women and children included. Or maybe they just work a lot in general.
blah blah blah lowercase blogging
KILL ALL LOWERCASEPOSTERS
strong urge to buy annatto. but why? no justification really.
/dqn/ - Personal Blog
/dqn/ - lowercase posting
THE ELITIST SUPERSTRUCTURE OF dqn
hi fellow dqns!!!!
i bought a footstool, i didn't think i would use it much, but it's a shockingly handy device, i recommend it fully
the blogposts will continue until morale improves!!!!!!!!!!
( ﾟ∀ﾟ) LET'S HAPPY! I'M CHIPPER AND ENTHUSIASTIC!
I'm interested in internet posts that are cleverly-altered kopipes, so that people who recognise it as such get a little laugh, but people who aren't familiar with the source respond sincerely as if it was some idiot actually meaning what's said
I say, the police of my country are the best of any country on earth! Pip pip! If you'll allow me a bit of plodboasting,
Have you ever read those kinds of articles where someone "infiltrates an enemy group" and writes up a glossary/guide for their "allies", but is full of misunderstandings, mistaken assumptions etc.? I read one recently where a lady on twitter lurked on 8chan for 18 months and wrote a "guide to incels and their jargon", and there were a lot of things that were just kinda more general imageboard culture, but she'd taken them to be "textbook indicators of an incel"
Something about the change in posting styles as of late is making me suspect that DQN is undergoing a userbase shift.
>>114
I stopped visiting here for a few years, and when I got back it was totally different in tone. Must be harder to see if you were here seeing a gradual shift. Was it userbase shift? People's attitudes and personality just changing over the years? Who can tell.
It's interesting how new users stand out in an anonymous forum. Apparently /dqn/ was shared in some big list of hip web sights, I guess that would attract a few people
Mmmmm tampons soaked in period blood yum
>>114,115
It's been slowly for a few years now, but I have no clue where I'd draw the line. 2021? 2018? 2016?
>Was it userbase shift? People's attitudes and personality just changing over the years?
It's a mix of both, I'd say. Textboards also are unique in that they generally have small enough userbases that the slowness keeps them so. So now DQN has 10 users instead of 7.
>>115
it feels to me like the userbase is 25-35 now, whereas it used to be 18-28 about 2555 days ago
also, i can tell people here think i'm a noob a lot of the time, but i've been here >5000 days. and, also, i think dqn is better than it used to be. though i wish people discussed their hobbies more
My main loves in life are rap, and chicken and rice
Their DQN: meta
My DQN: xue hua piao piao bei feng xiao xiao
Well I've been an affiliate of the Elitist Superstructure since /news4vip/ wasn't deleted yet, and I can say that I'm very, very important and my opinion matters a lot.
Bank of America--which I have no respect for as an institution--coulda gone with BoA as their official acronym but I can respect the decision to GOTTEM
(Been poasting here forever, but I keep moving from obsession to obsession and keep getting older and older; of course my tone is gonna shift!)
Ouchie I hurt my shoulder practising my punching
処女壁を抜く邪仙
seiga saturn
Woah there's sexy grandmas at the gym? Maybe I should check it out!
Getting my first tattoo AND a horse tail buttplug, so people will be like “You got a tattoo‽ I thought you said they were tacky?” and when I show them the tattoo they see the horse tail buttplug as well
Today I learned the guy that did the Ape Escape soundtrack also did the Cho Aniki one!
irish people literally have names like "Tyrone" and "DeSean" and attack people for wearing the wrong color clothing and you wanna tell me they're not a race of white niggers?
why did the touhou gacha give everyone such massive rude breasts. touhou girls are supposed to have the modest and delicate breasts of a 17th century yamato nadeshiko who eats nothing but rice and leaves.
>>137
The reason Eire are they way they are is a horrible need for revenge
how come medium-length hair with straight downward bangs only looks good on anime girls
because you are a balding middle-aged man and anime girl haircuts are not meant to look good on you
it doesn't even look good on cute 3d girls though
ew 3d
You can tell the sluttiness of a girl by how she picks her wedgie
I knew a girl who only ever wore slutty lace thongs and she was the least slutty most modest girl I've ever met!
>>137 Haplogroup R1b strikes again
blessed mordred bean plush that punches your arm and calls you nerd
The roads in non-pyongyang North Korea are oddly wide for a population that mostly doesnt use cars
>>148
i've seen videos of it, it's probably to impress visitors. who knows if it's transitted by trucks or something but i imagine North Korea shouldn't spend that much on repavement if they're as untransited as they look.
>>148
My first thought is that their military is like first priority, and (for example) they're always showing off their truck-mounted missile launchers in parades. So perhaps military considerations are a factor?
<丶｀Д´> Is very important to wold reader, haveit good road between house and airport.
imagine how much it must suck to be a woman named "alexa" in the current year
5am idea: button in my office that makes YOUR chair rotate slowly
dude, go to sleep. lole
dude, go home. lole
dude, eat healthy. lole
chill out popeye tsm
https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/4/4a/Sphinx_MET_11.185.jpg
it's like reading a post on an anonymous message board, you know nothing about the author, so you have no way of knowing if the enormous face is just because the sculptor was an idiot or they're actually genius and you just don't get it
I wish people would stop using imgur as a host
>>162 por que?
yet another 5am idea: coffee-colored milk
and what do you get?
another year older and closer to death
Twitter spams your inbox so much holy shit
uh-oh, i'm in an ebay fight again
i don't like being mean to small time sellers but he definitely knowingly sent me the wrong shit and now he must pay!!!!!!
even numbers are more round than odd ones
Pleasantly surprised how so many alt-right and leftwing socjus types seem to be united in their support of Russia.
>>169
I have a hard time believing the social justice crowd would support a state where homosexuality is illegal and the conflicts in the caucasuses
fried milk
guy who pronounces "eroge" like "rouge" or "mirage"
Erosion games like Minecraft and Worms
I proudly pronounce it "erogay"!
Shut up "DAD" I'm trying to level up my meanders
Eating a ball of fried milk with chopsticks
I feel nothing.
>>172
ahoge
wanna make gulab jamun
"RPGmaker atelier rorona clone except you can earn money by sucking dicks" is a surprisingly lively genre
vc: rope
the journalistic ethics of including the word "trump" for SEO purposes
vc:no
chipkali ka chut ka pasina
Already cringe so why try harder
to make them overcringe
I love everyone in this thread
I miss Kong Jong-Il. Jong-un isnt funny crazy
Jong-il had a kick-ass theme song.
“He's got nothing but total respect for Annie Lennox”
are cats just the babies of baby tigers
When Chika and Rika collided they made the polemon chikorita
second time i've overheard people in the library talking about autism lol
i almost feel targeted
>>196 is being gangstalked
did I just see confetti?
fetti on fetti on fetti
kyun kyun kyui!
Been awake 15 minutes and already watched a woman get stabbed to death #lolinternet
>>201
#JustLondonThings
My brain is cooked.
I was thinking about title case and how different style guides recommend different things... I agree with the modern ones that say to capitalise every word in a title, it looks neater. The old accepted way to only capitalise the important words, and not like “the” “and” etc. looks old-fashioned and ugly!
if i could create a font every letter would be the exact height pf one another and caps would only double the size. i find that would be the most attractive typing style
>>205 That seems logical but would look off and a bit ugly in practice, because of letters that have curved tops and bottoms compared to one with flat or pointy tops. If you'd like to try though, there's this web sight that lets you easily create your own font: https://www.calligraphr.com/en/ When I used it it was called MyScriptFont.com, it seems to have more features now. I couldn't tell you what it's like to use now but when I did it you printed off a sheet of paper that had a grid with spaces for each glyph, then you scan it back in and it makes a ttf font of it.
People often compliment me on my nice handwriting when I write gift cards for people or whatever, so I made a font of that. I copied it from my fairy godmother, from the way she'd write my birthday cards or signs in her shop
This post is better than the one I was going to make just now. Thank
>>209 You could become the next Eric Gill! Get a dog ;)
Someone help me find that 1 2 3 4 5 COCKS BLASTIN IN YO ASS song please
>>204
I don't know what “modern ones” you’re looking at, but the few times I’ve ever seen it, it reads exactly like a Jaden Smith tweet (halting and unintelligent).
Really, if you’d like to appear ahead of the curve, you’d forgo titlecase in general. Many publications already do.
who-needs-letter-case-anyway?
it's-obsolete
looks like you also don't need a space bar
Who20%needs20%space20%bars20%anyways
>>216 Yesss thank you! It was Gay Nigga Hours 2 I was looking for but both are great!
real nigga hours arent til ten hours from now though
The songbirds are losing their shit in my neighborhood
>>219
its like they say when you get songbirds make a giant omelette
Someone's losing their shit in /general/
oh wow
>>222
I lol'd
Was it the internet or 24/7 cable news that desensitized people this much?
>>225
'people' are desensitized until the first missile flies outside their screen and over their head
はい、できました！
1.5 years in the US and I have yet to find anyone who is actually really fun. Also 1.5 years without a single hug.
Heres my blog:
black penis
china: han characters are sacred incantations and if you fuck up even one stroke or pronounce it with the wrong tone you will summon a demon and it will kill you
japan: han characters are calvinball licensed under WTFPL
got fresh methi (fenugreek) today by working my social network, life is good
ghee tastes better than butter, i'm not kidding
vc: cow
according to my special source, there's a mysterious silver haired girl from an oriental land of fantasy who volunteered to fight in ukraine. they say you'll know her by her green clothes and her twin swords, with which she claims there's "not much she can't cut". apparently they're calling her the "half-ghost of kyiv".
celebrity deathmatch
but actual celebrities actually fighting to the death
What we have we come to when professional journalists start a sentence with "And"?
A little dose of sambuca turned out to be exactly what I needed from this "Starlight" Coke, pretty disappointing flavor otherwise.
technourch
My friend was talking about starlight, and I also listened to the Michael Jackson “Starlight” Thriller demo
You fucking idiot.
I just sitting here but I like to fucking idiot when I can :)
niggaborean warlord rapemurder spectacular
Next generation goatse
geopolitical goatsee
Shit coming out of the goatse onto your pudding
I wonder how that person who was being an internet tough guy about current events on a literal pokemon forum is doing in real life now
showed jaakko to my younger brother and he didn't get it
Anyone else have a neurosis over decaying eyesight?
>>204
If I see you capitalizing "and", "the", or "of" in titles then I will stab you. A dead body starts to stink one hour after death, maybe quicker on a hot day.
I want to rip all of the skin off of Putin's face.
A flayed man has no skin.
>#lolinternet
>#loli
Some days ago in March 2022 I dreamt that I had sex with a loli, by force. We were outdoors and she was topless, I got her on the ground and pulled her panties off. Next thing that happened was vaginal intercourse. I think her mom and sister walked by, but they didn't care. I didn't know the girl I was fucking.
>>249
I did, but my whole body is doing that now, so not so much anymore.
dad's off to the hospital
>>249
Yes. It (diplopia in certain fields of gaze) was pretty much destroying my ability to play the one video game where I was at a fairly advanced skill level.
Fortunately, it seems I can fix it by writing my own glasses prescriptions. (My optometrist is not to blame, seeing as I wouldn't want a contrarian doctor--I'm the owner of my health, it is up to me to be the contrarian. But the methods he uses are both completely conventional and what led to the problem). Unfortunately, it has taken years, years where I have fallen behind the curve (innovator's curse, out of practice, no prospect of pay).
>>254
I dislike most loli doujins because they feature things like vaginal penetration at ages that seem quite unrealistic.
in retrospect, loli really did haet pizza
>>251
It was a guy on an actual pokemon forum who would go just to go analyze current events
The horseshoe theory only works on a surface level for general politics, as the extremes of both tend to be eccentric and pre-occupied with a wing of politics that's largely irrelevant to most but the details and topics they fixate on are different.
But for gender politics, it's %100 true, I sometimes wonder why incels and femcels dont just become political lesbians (or homosexuals I guess)
I love that loli that haets aisu miruku you see everywhere
That particular sheen of plastic associated with plastic dog turds
Everybody loves me.
>>261
Well duh, because that's gay, and they're too unhappy to be gay!
(In all seriousness, the ones I've seen eventually adopt other labels, some quite political, should they gain slightly more maturity but ultimately fail to work through their issues. As for the sort of WalMart-at-3AM leper-tier hideous guys the term was originally intended to show compassion to, I wish they were not given such ill will just because of sexually frustrated Internet jerks.)
it would be fun to run some kind of matchmaking service for incel/femcel sites, mostly to see if it would actually result in any meaningful relationships
you could maybe even make a netflix series out of it www
sorry if this sounds silly
>>266
I'd watch it
>>266
Queen Energy Meets Chad Mindset
>>261
i think some femcels consider themselves "lesbians" already, but incels can't easily declared themselves to be homosexual because a significant portion of "incel ideology" is rooted in homophobia.
Unfortunately, I lack the gift of being able to say Metal Gear villain stuff day in and day out. It would be a social media sensation and quite possibly make the world a more miserable place when people take it serious.
>>271
i apologize for my stupidity. i am currently thinking about l'amour toujours by gigi d'agostino
i wanna have hapa kids with a japanese wife and have a boy named 𪚥之輔(りゅうのすけ） and a girl named 茄子々(なすこ）, in honor of DQN
the mark of the beast isn't the vaccine you dipshits it's your social security number, you already have it nigga
deal with this at your leisure
>>>273
I'm browsing on my Android phone and all three kanji in Ryuunosuke show up as empty boxes. Must be quite the DQName.
Now that I'm not browsing on Android, Android's pretty DQN for not being able to display 之
I could really go for a lobotomy right now.
I wonder who's that faggot that approves western futa on male trash on danbooru. I hope he cut his dick off already.
Plastikman...
I don't think I've ever wished for the brutal execution of /pol/ types as much as I do now. Something about a massive conflict happening right at my country's borders has really made me reconsider my priorities.
>>281
I know it happened too during like Syria for example but I find it really weird that people are so desensitized that they're making meme maps of real people walking into a meat grinder
DQN needs more foot soldiers for the war against Pissu.
I sort of wanted to get into electronic music but after reading how so much of it based off of live performances and how electronic is deeply social in its construction, intention and audience etc. I think I'll just stick with my alternative and indie cds
>>284 Electronic music is a big umbrella for lots of kinds of music and not all of it fits that desription
>>285
Okay fair but (minimal) Techno definitely does and that was what intrigued me
>>286
Clicks & cuts are minimal techno's antisocial cousin.
What's the difference between “getting into” a music genre and just finding different songs you like?
>>288
the main thing that comes to mind is the level of pretension
I'm seriously pissed off.
>>288
For most genres it usually just means listening to important/popular albums and learning some of the history around it but for Techno aside from attending live performances there are so many significant EPs and LPs that have changed so much there's almost a chronological order.
>>273
Moonrunes, but more read-able:
𪚥之輔(りゅうのすけ）
茄子々(なすこ）
->
𪚥 Nosuke
Eggplants (eggplant)
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>>290
I am not as pissed off now.
I need a Glock 42.....
>>292
Don't do this.
Harblmaxxing
>>291 I disagree... for one thing, a “live performance” of techno is usually just a guy playing records (some mix more skilfully than others) and at a dance it's not so much about watching the DJ perform, but enjoying the music with everyone in the club (or by yourself at home). I'm a big music nerd myself and am interested in all the strands of music history, how different subgenres were born and how they evolve and weave through other strands, but you don't need to know any of that or have heard landmark releases to find tracks you like. In the realms of dance music, it's often landmark singles rather than EPs/LPs that make an impact and push things forward, but for me at least, the best thing is when you just hear a tune that grabs you and you need to find it. You definitely don't need to know the chronological history of techno to enjoy the music :)
>>294
Can't stop me
deleted pony songs:
https://vid.puffyan.us/channel/UCum2wSybQ474_wQteN4PV1A
hah, hah, mmmpphhh, sslllrrrppp. feeling slightly nervous (sweatdrop)
exta si
exta no
Baroqwave
pattern
aciiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiid
denpa denpa
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iXWc2-orYTw
Muh depression
when people start talking about how they went to college i automatically start thinking 'i'm sorry to hear that'
... uhh, don't ask me to ask you how you know i went to college
the is-it-just-depression-again-or-is-it-just-covid-again blues
best soundtrack: th7
best bullets/patterns: th11
best cast: th13
>>304 I was thinking of you last night, this song came on my iPod and I was thinking about western denpa vibes https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nU0ZJ_wZ88A You know sometimes you'll listen to a song for the 50th time and hear something new in it? I never fully appreciated the scorching fiddle solo before, and the slick pizzicato bit after
Live version I was unaware of til now https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w-cf-pivOOU
>I was thinking of you last night
d-doushio
Walkin' in the rain under the moon, iPod to issho <3
real alcoholic hours who up
A boatload of sea men, afflicted with daemons
Finding unironic fake porn of Kim Yo-jong was my first thats enough internet moment in years
getting clowned on by triangles
a coward dies a thousand deaths but a keyboard warrior just dies one
recompiling opencv for the billionth time and praying the GCC, CUDA, CuDNN versions and the libraries and the environment variables and the planets magically align this time
I have been reading about the Arab Spring and democratization of certain Muslim countries and the main thing I took away from it aside from the authoritarian governments (some of which, like the states on the peninsula, which are oppressive to the point of almost parody, especially with their openness about their activities) is the unwillingness to compromise. Like, why not just have Sharia courts for Muslims only and a secular court for everyone else like what is done in certain communities in the UK. After that, I'm sure hardline group like the Brotherhood would be far more likely to be more agreeable on less controversial issues like... worker's rights and conditions.
Also, the reformers in SA are fucked if something happens to the crown prince.
Speaking of the arab spring, is that what privacy-oriented websites are talking about when they are talking about activists or is it extremists in western countries opsec larping
Thinking of getting buff and dressing like a redneck
ass, ass, ass, ass
step on the grass grass grass
why doesn't byakuren have a shaved head
Everyone trashes most types of journalists these days, but I feel like music journalists are the worst because they're just statement regurgitators, and the most interesting stories about artists always come out like ten years later in an interview and are always in the inevitable documentary or nowadays, casually mentioned on their facebook or whatever
"Night stick"? More like "nigger-be-good stick".
vc: yeatt
>>323 wig
>>328
i can't help you out but your post reminded me that vgmusic.com is still alive, what a gem
I'm've'll'yn't
WE ARE USELESS CLAP CLAP CLAP WE ARE USELESS CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP
You might be useless, but I matter!!!
#uselesslivesmatter
It's funny because Sneed is the owner's last name but Chuck is a shortening of Charles and there's just no scenario where a guy named Al Sneed would want to be called Charles.
Al-Sneed Bin Salman
Is it funny or sad that treatment can make psycopathy worse
Translated from Hawaiian by
Bidooooooooof
i didn't realise .pussy was a TLD now
Hey there everybody. This is Saber, from Fate/s! Did you know? My favorite things are: Mana Burst into Excalibur, plain white rice, a literal table, dense harem protagonists. aaaand lions. See you in FGO part 3, everyone!
Vandalizing google maps is not funny
Vandalizing google maps IS funny
captcha:nog
Does country of origin actually make a difference in the taste of coffee beans
>>344 I have noticed a different taste in the brewed coffee from individual Indonesian islands and Mexican states, so I'm willing to say yes or no depending on the frame of reference.
listening to nanahira at the gym while pressing more than most people squat
Push it 2 da limit dawg!
>>348 i don't have them, i look like rippetoe but younger
>>346
i listen to nanahira in my plain white windowless van, we should link up, you could ride illegally in the back
I blast ななひら from my black sports car's beefy soundsystem 😎
The only reason I drive is so that I can give rides to cute girls, and then force them to listen to denpa (and Technorch).
guy who spent years trying to reconcile the fact that vocal internet atheists tend to be insufferable redditors with the fact that an anthropomorphic creator deity probably doesn't exist, before finally settling on becoming a taoist. however, little did he know that white people following gook religions is also extremely reddit.
Islam? More like Basedslam
kidz bop death grips
scottish foid
"loch" means hole in german
>>115,120
Come to think of it, here's something tangible: The IRC channel has virtually dried up over the past ~2 years.
Not that I was ever really active in it myself, but still...
i think it's pretty funny that "four dragons" and "three women" are the noisiest things ancient chinese scribes could think of
i planted a tree last winter and it's still alive!!!
it lost some leaves but it now is growing new ones!!!!!
it's the miracle of life!!!!
>>353
Taoism is too linked to TCM for most westerners I think, not that I blame them considering even to a religious, superstitious person like me it comes off like medieval witch-doctory
>>362
last time i was in las vegas i saw three (3) unrelated incidents of taoism, making it a bona fide trend according to the new york times style guide!
since you are clearly very interested, here's what i saw:
"Cosbyness is next to godliness" hits different now
>>353
The history of Westerners adopting Buddhism is a real head trip that has been discussed in this series of threads before. 19th century Aryanpilled dudes picking it up because it was India-flavored, then post-WWII stupid hippies picking it up because it was Japan-flavored.
contender for pretentious sentence of the year:
“The woman to my left conveys her enjoyment to me. I nod… and venture a small, contented, only-in-New-York sigh”
I miss paper magazines
>>362 i was actually more or less describing myself
the essence of reddit intertwines with the non-reddit, thus the separation is meaningless. the shade of one exists within the other. we're all a bit reddit.
if you remove all the medieval witch doctory shit(which is still interesting to read about for approximately the same reason crime documentaries are interesting) you're left with a religion whose core tenet is "take it easy and just let things happen". i can see why it would trend.
This is the only site (excluding banking and other real life essentials) I've used in 2 years now, so if I am reddit to any degree it is by proxy from you guys.
gone online, hankerin' for some culture war!
i'm not posting it here don't worry lol
The second congo war is the biggest clusterfuck to read about. It doesnt sink in whos fighting who or why
I wonder if that guy Sseth uses as an avatar is okay, that area has been under attack more than once apparently
Tutsis = Bantu Jews?
I need more hot sluts on my dick...
>>374
It's actually really simply. Everyone's evil except the pygmies.
>>374
Actually reading deeper into it, people say the post-colonial borders are part of the reason of the constant unrest and infighting in sub-Saharan Africa but after seeing the willingness to invade other countries over ethnic conflict I think ethnic or linguistic states could make the turmoil worse.
>>378 e-even the raped and murdered civilians? (´・ω・｀)
K-pop is just pop to a Korean, therefore it's half K-pop to me
eww, there are hapas on dqn get the spray
in the future please refrain from revealing your actual mutt ethnicities so that i can continue to imagine the five of you as lanky late 20s computer science majors named Andrew who are just a little too into touhou
It was common knowledge round these parts already. You should've asked Mr. Wikipedia Dick first!
Idea: an MMORPG, but instead of a monthly subscription fee, the game uses a small percentage of GPU cycles to mine crypto which is paid to the developers. Would you agree to this, if it was totally transparent and you could control when and for how long the miner ran?
it turns out momobako is now streaming elden ring as a vtuber under the name "suo patora"
>>382
pretty sure at least half of those lanky late 20s computer science majors have since changed their name to "Andrea"
Not a fan of vtubers but that's a nice little treat to hear momobako's voice again, it seems she's released music under this name too https://ptrm-001-i-am-no1.spwn.jp/
Got my first ever warning, for saying poop in a butt
Jim Ross saying "baddies" is an indescribable feeling
The existence of prion diseases continues to invoke in me existential dread.
I like milkshake!
the existence of prion diseases implies the existence of prioff diseases
Lipuo tsa Bantu ke limumu
The emergency mittens have changed slightly
>>382
The names of DQN are:
Declan Gallagher (the English one)
Findlay MacPherson (the Scottish one)
Homayoun Rayegan (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）)
Frederick Cook (the cis american lowercaseposter)
Layla Schmidt (the trans american)
Schalk Van Vuuren (the south african one)
The ∴∵nce of tanasinn （●）
Cease your reproachful ululations forthwith!
>>397 There's at least two Scottish dokyuns, there's also the tampon enthusiast
Poo... in a butt?
Why do rebel groups aiming to put some autocrat in power always have "democracy" related names
like the democratic party
wearing headphones is uncomfortable but i don't want anyone walking below my window to know i'm playing genshin impact
I think Europeans should kill each other.
>>406
The ECB might make it happen real soon, like 2% chance tho
>>397
i feel like i have made posts attributed to both Frederick and Layla but i can accept that my excellent posts have an outsize influence
you spelled ``amerikkkan'' wrong, btw
maybe i should start saying 'microsoft cloth' to mean 'microfiber cloth'
sussy linux
The generation under gen z scares me
Remember, Bugs Bunny, Spongebob, Piccolo, the goofy movie characters and shonen mcs are actually black
Why people say that taxation is theft when it's clearly a robbery?
Does anyone still watch those BBC talkshows aside from political extremist who rage at them?
Talkshows seem like such an antiquated format.
Not had a TV for 15 years
>>416 man, me too, but the gubmint basically mandates that i carry one in my pocket now with the uninstallable youtubes on the android phones
i hate it. i went to a restaurant the other week and they were like we don't have menus, just scan this thing with your phone
limoncello is good
idea: reverse-rape "ero trap dungeon" style game where you only unlock the CG scenes if you win, and the game is actually pretty hard, like the dark souls of sex
Some of the most bizarre stuff in Seinfeld start to make sense when you realize it actually takes place in some sort of proto-nasuverse.
"Kramer" is actually a class name in the Holy Grail War. The reason he always barges in Jerry's apartment is because he has an urge to protect his Master. Kramer being a Servant from another time explains why he's one of the characters with the strongest physical ability and wits in the show, by far, and it also explains why, despite his wits, he's always subtly off and socially awkward. Notice also how he tries so much to hide his true identity.
Then, what's with the irrational hatred between Jerry and Newman? I think that Jerry's magus powers let him sense something about Newman that other people don't. Or maybe, Newman is a Master too, I don't know.
What about George and Elaine? George is most likely human. We see his parents, etc. Elaine is clearly a proto-Rin (tsundere for Jerry).
In other words, "Kinoko Nasu" must be an alias for Larry David!
>>418 I had 4 bottles at a wedding a few weeks ago, I thought “I don't normally like lemons but this is delicious”
>>418
I've only had the limoncello La Croix, which has to be one of their best flavors.
i should be working but my advisor gave me a dead end lead again, so i'll go try a new direction i guess
I hate the term significant other
Yo mama so fat, she sat on my face and I was magnificently smothered
captcha: chow
broke: the eye can only see 24fps
woke: why yes, my gameplay is frame-perfect at 23fps, how could you tell?
appointing playboy bunnies to the federal reserve to infect it with celeb culture
Hmm. Ostensibly.
lol the "white-blue-white flag" article on wikipedia is being hounded by a some guy who thinks the flag resembling the belarus "white-red-white flag" is a biased opinion somehow
some asswipe replaced the bottles of my six pack with other bottles
who the fuck does that?
racists seem like lonely people. maybe they just need friends to do things with
>>434
Ironically, a lot of people join racist gangs and orgs because they want to fit in and make friends.
You could just join a sunday league sports team and go to a church that socializes after if you wanna make friends, damn!
i once saw advice from someone claiming to be a prison officer that if you ended up there you shouldn't join the race gangs unless you wanted to be in for life but you should accept their protection racket if you wanted to do the time quietly without getting fucked with. it sounded rational enough to not sound made up but even if that were true it would just be that one person's observation.
Anyways,
But seriously
Let's get to the point TODAY maybe
black people look like doodoo lol
SNP are doodoo lol
Watching KingCobraJFS feels like slowly becoming retarded
Shao Kahn is Jewish
die die die kill die
I need some semi-interesting podcasts with a lot of episodes to keep me sane during work.
caribbean rhythms
kind of wish retail had a job where all you do is close the store (i guess stocking overnight might count, but not for me)
a lot of folks who close are wishing they were home already and don't want to do chinese firedrills like checking shelves carefully and cleaning bathrooms and stuff
I wonder what Cardi B's pussy looks like. Not in like a sexual way or anything.
i wish retail had a job where you aren't a slave forcibly attending adult high school
>>448
In a sexual way, I would pay so much to see Sasha Banks take a gigantic white cock
>>450 Save your money and you could one day buy a house like me...
It's so weird we're calling gays queers again. Like I saw an ad for a queer business map and a "queer business" sounds like a term the nazis would use to mark stores owned by gays. I dont get it
pussy (male)
>>452 It's interesting to watch the debates, some in a community want to “reclaim” slurs but it causes discord in their community
If you cannae the bouncy, you're a dirty timmy
I say, in the world of violin wank you'll scarcely find more sluttier a luthier
I saw an atheist post an image mocking the creationist belief that humanity originated from a handful of people get shared to a group from a country that is overwhelmingly Christian and instead of being offended, it turned into a debate about incest pre-flood and in ancient times, and allegory in creation myth. Amazing.
>>445 I listened to all of Michael Sugrue's lectures at work https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCFaYLR_1aryjfB7hLrKGRaQ/videos
New carwash discovered!
4 out of 5 doctors would be a pretty damn weak consensus in medicine
Just got called an "esoteric abrahimic" by a family member
I am nothing.
I am everything.
Lain wanders around the world.
Frontiers cannot bar her.
Neither barracks nor barricades impede.
Nor does barbed wire scar her.
Lain wanders around the world.
All colors praise and receive her.
Language is no barrier,
The strangest tongues believe her.
Lain wanders around the world.
The sun descends from above.
With the onset of the darkness,
We all respond to her with love.
goddamn schizophrenics in the wikipedia thread again!!!!
i ate potatoes for dinner, such is life
for some reason i thought marisa tomei was japanese
魔理沙 透明
紗仁玖羽（シャニクワ）
太龍（タイローン）
cute boy watching snuff videos with you
who is this tard
fuck off
die
people think plants are so great but have you considered FLIES THE GODDAMN FLIES
I need that VTuber who stapled her cunny shut to be my wife.
>>474
flies are no less disgusting when they are dead!!
>>475
i was actually just thinking about someone else's commentary on solarpunk in another thread. i don't have any problem with flies in my houseplants because i don't overwater and use reasonably good soil.
more just thinking about the drawbacks of a super-environmental future where people live inside giant (sometimes bioengineered) plants, like in certain n.k. jemison novels or that movie avatar (which i will never watch).
i think most people really prefer to live around a lot of plants, but i grew up in a desert and later moved to a verdant area and i still remember walking out in the yard and finding a spider on my foot one time and thinking 'fuck this, i can't even walk out in the grass with sandals, this rainfall shit is way overrated'. flies and mosquitos are among the other problems that just don't exist in the desert.
>i think most people really prefer to live around a lot of plants
I don't, I think it's cruel to keep a lifeform captive in your house for decoration. Someone once got me a plant as a housewarming present and I felt so bad, but had to pretend to be grateful. I hate that cunt, I hope she dies. I watered it a while but I could tell it was unhappy so I dumped it in the woods.
german, french, russian, chinese, punjabi, etc game devs: what's that, you say you live in america but you'd still like to play our game in german/french/russian/chinese/urdu because you like those languages? or you're a pakistani living in america? well of course bucko, you can play the game you paid your own money for in whatever language you'd like!
japanese devs: REEEEE FUCK YOU EAT SHIT GAIJIN NIGGER YOU DESERVE RAPE
I am such a piece of shit.
I've been reading a lot about Netflix's declining subscriber base because it's interesting to see one of the original ones struggle like this.
Everyone seems to have their own theory of why: price, the company's politics, increasing competition, economic conditions, etc.
It's a lot simpler than that I think: A lot of the beloved shows often rewatched like the Office, Cheers, Fraiser, Star Trek, pretty much everything owned by Disney-Fox, Viacom or NBC-Universal etc has been moved to its own service and the original content produced by Netflix these days is just not very good.
The sitcoms have very obnoxious laugh tracks for EVERYTHING, the documentaries aren't as controversial and biting as they think (they have been trying to recapture the lightning-in-a-bottle of Sunderland 'Til I Die and Tiger King), the animation is ugly and crass, kids want the IPs they recognize, the reality shows aren't even believable and the movies and original series are formulaic to the point where checklists about them have become a meme. It's no wonder really.
I liked Lucifer on Netflix cos he's a bit like me, then it moved to Amazon Prime. I only watch Prime very occasionally if they give me a free trial, I'll go through my list and watch the things that are only there
pro tip for bodybuilding on a budget: poke yourself with random used needles you find at the park, you never know which ones might have steroids in them
used needle gacha
>the woods
this is what i mean by living around a lot of plants. not house plants. i can count the trees within sight of my desert home on one hand.
>>479
Isn't the reason for this that Japanese game prices tend to be higher (sometimes the equivalent of $120 or $100 USD) and stay above baseline due to the lack of a cultural expectation that aging games should drop dramatically in price? So there is a very real incentive for Japanese bargain hunters to acquire overseas versions of games, if they can read them.
It has closer equivalence to Steam making it hard for people to use local pricing from Latvia or whatever to cheap ass games.
And in fact those versions of games sometimes have the English language options removed for the same reason.
Youtube recommends me some very bizarre low-view old videos that I wonder how the algorithim even comes to it
I see financial domination, I go to the next clip
I grew up in a cottage in the woods, then I moved into town, then I moved to a city when I was older. They each have their pros and cons
Has anyone else been suffering from phantom shits as of late?
I keep having sensory hallucinations where I feel that I have sharted and I can feel the moistness of my asshole and the liquid hot arsejuice trickling down my thighs, but when I go to wipe, there is always nothing there. It especially tends to start up whenever I'm wiping my ass post-shit. I'm done shitting and I start wiping and immediately I feel the shitwaters running down. It invariably continues well past the point when I am perfectly clean and dry; I always end up wasting far more toilet paper than necessary trying to wipe off ever-flowing diarrhoea that isn't even there.
This is a very new phenomenon for me.
I think you should go see a doctor
They just don't make cute anime girls like they used to.
>>487
Media is treated as disposable and preserving it, while people understand it on a rational level, is the space and attention equivalent of hoarding behavior.
Last I heard, Hard Offs are full of cigarette-stained retro games that'd make 30something weebs very happy to drop a few grand 10 bucks at a time
I wish my drive for productivity were capable of plowing through lots of old games instead of work that puts food on the table, but I get overwhelmed like 2 hours in ("you're not beING CREATIVE AAAA") and it's functionally the same as losing interest
The Asian market is also used to good products getting pulled practically right away, all the time
In 1992 my mother purchased the perfect bento (food flask) for soup from a department store in Hachinohe (it isn't a box, but it is pinku). Sturdy handle on top, single stainless steel compartment that can be pulled out, with separate handles for the lid and pulling out (which my dad shoulda done, burr hurr hurr). Wide and bottom-heavy instead of tall, so it doesn't tip over. Plastic on the outside so most of the weight is really the contents (she refuses to do anything to maintain strength, much to my concern since that is a big issue for old people).
I cannot find something with all the same parameters today, best I have done so far is top-heavy and steel outside, or single-chamber camp gear instead of removable compartment so it's much harder to clean in a sink.
I'm out of eggs. I need to go to the store and buy eggs.
There's something hilarious about shoe companies making commercials about human rights
nike making commercials about imaginary human rights abuses like "systematic racism" to draw attention from the actual human rights abuses they're committing at slave factories in bangladesh
chocolate is another one, nestle literally employs child nigger slaves in africa to pick cocoa beans and then turns around and makes advertisements that are basically "we love niggers...er i mean PoCs, if you don't buy our shitty chocolate it's because you're RACIST"
the corporations doing this are at fault, sure, but so are the dumbass gutmenschen who fall for this shit and rush out to buy nestle chocolate in fear of being called racist
>>501 i want to say people don't do that and you made that up but......
i have a personal favorite one-- it's dawn dishsoap. they sell these bottles with penguins on them claiming they are saving the wildlife (presumably by washing oil off of penguins that got oily in an oil spill?) 10% of every purchase goes to this cause. great. if you read the fine print they capped the total donation at like $100,000. they've been running the same campaign since since at least 365*12 days ago (or so). which means they haven't had to throw a cent to that charity since 365*12 - 1 days ago.
you kinda gotta admire it
i have a dumb aunt who mentioned at christmas that she buys dawn specifically because they're saving the animals and the other brands of dishsoap aren't doing that. it works........
>$100,000
The plastic bottles they produce probably far outdo the good they do with the charity with damage
>>503
yeah, that too. and, i definitely think charities are often just legalized tax avoidance schemes to begin with.
another one is this brand of yeast, red star yeast. they say on the package something like if you buy their product it helps contribute to their goal of providing 200,000 meals every year
which, if you do the rudimentary calculation, would only feed about 300 people
but of course there is no claim that they have ever come anywhere close to meeting that goal. so i guess the actual meaning is means ``we might kick up to $10,000 out to some charity which will take a cut and then pass on the remaining $5,000 out to another charity in tanzania or somewhere. and then they take their cut, etc etc. but only if it looks good on our taxes this fiscal year. no promises''
but hey 200k is a nice big number, looks great in that spot on the package that would otherwise just be white space
Sperm
My eyes tend to drift away and skim through walls of lowercase text, but that's okay because they're never missing anything worthwhile
I AGREE!!!
I can use capitals. Look at my capitals!
Getting very comfortable in the Synagogue of Satin
People using slang on spaces for people from all countries is so obnoxious, especially when you look it up and it's just a tryhard way to say a word that ESLs would know
i always worry whether i'm taking [Contentless] seriously enough
i can insult >>506's mom but he can't tell because he's psychologically unable to parse lowercase posts
>>506
i am amused that you read my post, which weren't things i feel particularly strong about, though the first person who replied to me seemed to think it was interesting, lol
My captcha is de again but I've made enough "satori de pon" posts in the captcha thread already, so I'm going to pass this one.
It's interesting how I can tell which mass-recommended Youtube videos other DQN have recently watched, just based on the contents of their posts and what I've seen in my own recommendations.
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ssz, KILL this man
George Floyd, Esq.
>>515 Like I said, I started to read it and my eyes glossed over the rest of it, it feels like watching drool drip down the side of someone's mouth when they're talking
From Awake to Woke to WORK
the mild tragedy of being named george
touhou 14.88: involuntary celibacy of textboard poster
Still doesn't feel like I've found my place in the world. I can get over missing out on other things, but this one still troubles me!
Anyways, >>1, please excuse me. This thread is so funny! Mind if I respond to it? You seem to know about Yoshinoya, so I'll tell you about my recent Yoshinoya experience! Sorry for replying out of nowhere, forgive me! I'll tell you all about the veteran's way of eating! (I'm not saying you're free from being marked by the employees from next time on.)
>>526
I insist on it being voluntary. Involuntary implies a loser that gets out and actively tries to hunt down sxe and fails. Voluntary celibate sees virginity as a virtue (or repents his past acts) and wanks it in the secrecy of his textboard posting cell.
modern day anchorites
Extremist Muslim Volcell
international worlders of the world
four-sided dice are depressing. it just plops on the desk.
Ubisoft games be like "not only is the conspiracy real, the Illuminati take their lunch breaks at in Montreuil sometimes wink wink"
I'm woke
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I'm woke
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I take it that no one else has ever suffered from anything resembling my phantom shits problem?
It kind of freaks me out that sites like manyvids and clips4sale still exist.
I will say clips4sale makes more sense, the popular stuff on it is pretty out there, fetishes that are hard to find porn of. (Real life, with props) Inflation, mummification, broken bone casts etc.
With manyvids it seems to be more on the vanilla e-girl side of things, with the fetish content being pretty weak findom type stuff
>>537 I get something like your problem but in reverse - shit constantly trickles out of my ass but I never notice until bedtime!
It's weird how often other people post here about things I'd been thinking to myself, ejaculatory prayers and pump organs etc.
You know those things they use in sexual health clinics, they're like little metal cocktail umbrellas they slide down your urethra then open and pull back up? I wish I could get one of them for my throat
the word "ensorcell" hits a little different now
yoko ono's hank hill ass
the other kind of inflation fetish
consumer prices are going up and my wage is staying the same unnnhhhgh i'm shooting fuckmign ropes
feeling oddly wistful and nostalgic towards this bowl of instant ramen, which i havent had in years since cleaning up my diet after my "truNEET" days
youtube lost their shit over the new nintendo switch sports game not having miis but you can use miis after all lol
>>540
I was about to post a Wikipedia link to the Wikipedia thread, only to see that someone else had just posted it moments prior.
The Elitist Hivemind of DQN
The "to those who celebrate" thing is so embarassing. I dont think any non-muslim is gonna get offended by "Eid Mubarak", especially since the festivals are fun
>>550
It was perhaps in poor taste, but I have done as you demanded.
>>397
fuck, marry, kill
"i may be a pedophile but at least i'm not RUDE" vs "i may be a nazi but at least i'm not a sex criminal"
>>556
Being a pedophile is far worse than being rude and being a sex criminal worse than Nazi (read internet larper). So if I had to choose, second one easily.
I am a sex criminal.
I wish I lived in a bigger city
>>559 In practical terms it's best to brag about having a penis that large because that's something for experienced holes only, whereas a six-incher is merely on the definitely larger end of ordinary.
sex terrorist
I have a 6 inch penis!
peak inflation... in my pants
Finally - by pure coincidence - I managed to meet someone online, in a small imageboard-related community, who happens to know someone I know in real life. What are the odds?
>>566 I found a couple of people like that on 420chan before
really wish i had floss (or at least a toothpick) right now
I see "video essays" bitching about cryptocurrency are the new hot thing on youtube
Desiree be Wendy Larsen!
Youtubepilled
>>566
You should try to find him in real life, and kiss him!
youtube anectode: there's now enough content from enough languages that if you misspell even a single letter in your search term, you're bound to get a (totally unrelated) result
is the tasting history guy getting chunkier? i would feel kind of bad if my viewership were indirectly contributing to a problem...
Okay, I'm not tripping. The instructions that came with my AeroPress® some years ago really did say two scoops and level 2, not one rounded scoop and level 1 like the website does. (I use 1.5 scoops, however, while also not recalling how I arrived at that, which is why I was looking at instructions.)
>>567
fuck, this happened to me too, what is it with that place?
>>569
i feel like video essays started 5*365 days ago and i'm not too happy about it
>>577 They knew me from my tripcode, they were both people I had helped by finding download links for stuff :)
I would hate to be a liverpool fan, christ
Ultraviolet Nurple: superchromatic, or merely superinvisible?
>hijri
>hijiri
coincidence?
The BBC host just said "What a story Mark!"
Climate change causing a utopian Jetsons/Universal Century like future
the scene with the jetsons meeting harvey birdman has aged pretty well
Oingo Boingo - Wake Up (It's 1993)
I've never had sex with an XY chromosome woman
>>575
I use a scale to measure ratios, 17g coffee 300ml water or something, printed numbers do not concern me. I also invert the aeropress
>>588
You're missing out.
>>588 It is so choice. If you have the means, I highly recommend you getting some.
wokism is when you insist on cooking cantonese recipes on a wok
That East Asian girl going insane for Leeds was pretty cute
https://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1637948840/223,741 I found it! It came up on shuffle down the street https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W4zYbZFu4qE such power... I like when in the last chorus, the singer sings the chorus to a different rhythm, hanging it across the lines differently... I wonder if there's a technical word for that, Britney Spears does it in a bunch of her songs as well...
You know a Youtuber has a bomb ass video essay completely DESTROYING some video game company when they put a full stop in the title
Sometimes if I do something a bit naughty and there are no consequences, that “No Consequences” DQN Digital song starts playing in my head
Where are the Shithouse Boys?
I just woke up and I realized my sex life is like star wars,its either hand solo or I gotta use the force on a b*tch. Lol
when some US political wonk says "full stop" instead of "period"
>>600
Periods are sacred ground for women and its cultural appropiation to use that word otherwise
Naomi Osaka penis
I miss the islam4uk hysteria
Juggalos don't go into exile... they merely dekrump
jaakko järvinen serial commenter orgy / sex slave dungeon
listening to the weeb music after clicking on the frying pan cat
<3 you all
"Remember, no tanoshii."
how do i convince my stupid ass to stop eating so much
Coffee is good, but in my experience gum just makes me feel hungrier
#HungerDoesntWearClubColours
>>610 It's because when you chew gum, it tricks your tummy into thinking food is on the way so it gets prepared, then when no food comes it gets hurt feelings
The cartoons in The Guardian feel tailor-made for 60+ Labour lifers to call them "epic wins"
I like computer games but I HATE gamers, sometimes I accidentally come across a forum with gamers giving their poopinions and i want them all to die
>>614
I didnt know gamers still used forums. I thought radio enthusiasts and older sports fans were the only hangers on to that forum
anprim mfs be like, orders their copy of the ted manifesto on amazon
my two main sources of gym shirts are my grandma and the blood bank
In retrospect, a few of them unironic Doom Pauls back in the day were considerably premature, now that this time it really is the Fed's fault.
"mihoyo" is spanish for "my hole"
vc: exshin, new gacha game
my hole is your hole, and your hole is mine
Our hole is here to stay, hey, HEYYYY!
I can't be the only one to think, at first, that the word drinkypoo is used to whimsically express themes scatological
Its hilarious to me that polandball went from cheap joke webcomics to both gay porn and history lessons.
started at kc tier and somehow got worse
My tooth hurts, but if I ignore it for long enough than it doesn't.
How do you guys cope with even part time employment? I've been working around 30 hours a week for a few months now and I'm at my wit's end. It's not even a hard job but having to wake up in the morning 3-4 days a week and go to a job where I'm treated poorly is taking its toll. I don't imagine it's much better anywhere else. Even if I was treated really good I still wouldn't want to do it. I want to do and learn a lot of things but I don't have the energy on the days I work and on my days off I don't feel like it because I'm constantly anxious about returning to work
I don't even really see the point in working. I don't want a relationship or to move out. I don't really have any ambitions or desires that would require me to work. I save up all my paychecks anyway because I don't want much. I only got out of the NEET life because I thought it would make me feel happier and fulfilled but I'm worse off than ever. I rarely do anything that I want to do and even if I don't work on a day it's wasted feeling anxious or recovering mentally. I'm also slowly becoming dependent on alcohol to relax from this. How do full time wagies cope with their even more demanding schedule?
>>626
I feel the same way minus being treated poorly while working full time. I'd quit immediately if the financial incentive wasn't there.
>>626
Hating and loving something entirely depends on your mindset.
If you keep telling yourself that you hate your job, that you hate waking up at 6 a.m. to arrive in time than you will hate it.
If you would go to sleep with the thought "Tomorrow at work I will have a good time." you would enjoy your work more.
Or get a different job.
>I thought it would make me feel happier and fulfilled
You will need a goal for that.
>>628 Kinda this... I have a great job now but I still sort of made myself enjoy working at the factories and restaurants and stuff I used to work at. I always had a reputation for being cheerful and making everyone else smile, and the older people who had worked there for decades would laugh and couldn't understand it when I said I enjoyed the work. I guess it's a mindset thing, I find it easy to enjoy things like carrying heavy shit a long distance or walking through wind and rain. It's also luck as well I guess, it would suck if I had a job where I wasn't treated well. Actually when I think about it, there were one or two dickheads at jobs I worked at that tried to pick on me, but I just laughed at them
>>626
If you don't have to work, then don't work. I fail to see the issue here.
I don't get the appeal of delay.
>>626
My last job had a very nice work environment and I was treated pretty well (and given a lot of leeway), without this it would probably have been intolerable. Not sure how much this can be controlledthough, I guess you just have to luck out...
>>626
Most wagies say they hate their job, but most of them also don't choose something that absolutely kills them inside, unless it's to make rent while looking for something else.
As for what you put in your mouth, your dietary habits are probably doing you no favors in terms of anxiety. Took me a decades to even consider much less prove that I have minor intolerances to nearly every plant ingredient in food (wheat might be the sole exception, strangely enough). Onions/negi in particular make me anxious, nauseous, and/or depressed for a couple of weeks.
Ultimately, a company owns your job, but you own your career. I found something I kinda like (electronic trading), but it's uniquely suited to my talent stack and desire to be solitary and fairly independent.
>>626
man i don't know, i quit my last job in january after my boss wrote a really mean email to me. but the money ain't gonna last so i'll be back sooner or later. probably same industry too.
Just be autistic with guilty parents
Guy with Merzbow shirt in the crowd on Dynamite
>>635
man, i wish i could, but my father is dead and my mother steals from me, i don't think she can be made to feel guilt
The true crime scene on the web has a weird feeling of people getting off and overcompensating their disgust and people who are genuinely deeply disturbed by it but peer pressured into consuming it by being friends with the former group
I wonder how much weight I'd lose doing the Orthodox wednesday and friday fasting thing
A german person replying "yes" to me asking "Whats up?" has destroyed my life forever
i still think about that "i'm an alabama heron and i wanna pick fish" post from a while ago sometimes
eternal 昭和
i have an idea for a line of touhou gym shirts, the first one would just be a plain black shirt with a lavender mob cap with a crescent moon emblem on it, underneath it are the words 紅魔館運動協会 - 明治十七年設立
I have some plain black shirts with joshi wrestlers names on them. It'll be awkward if anyone can actually read it
Why is social media so obsessed with childhood trauma
God damn Google is shit! A few times I searched for something I know exists and it says “no results”so I had to find it myself. The name is the exact search term I used and it couldn't find it
idea: twitter account that posts screenshots of DQN posts, claiming them to date to 1993
(which in all fairness, they do)
>>648
Idea: twitter account that posts screenshots from Ayashii circa 1993 and claims them to be contemporary, getting similar accolades as all those DQN 1993 rips with millions of likes.
happy you like it
Sitcoms feel like they're shot like commercials now. Is anything actually different or is the soul/soulless meme real
>>653
Not even You Rang, M'Lord?
Or Married...with children?
chili pepper fetishists can all die, most annoying food to be neurotic about
>>653 Check out It Ain't Half Hot Mum if you get the chance, I watched them all on Dailymotion
ChiliPepper: Apply directly to the genitals!™
>>657
I'm pretty sure Comma promised to do that on stream at some point, people even bought her the chilli peppers on her amazon wishlist.
Child-friendly entertainment is castrated one, it is created to maximize profit and everything else be damned.
i'm penis and my small is gay
Figurine in the mail!
My mom's youtubepilled
What the HELL went wrong?
People thought Folding@home results associated with mildly amusing simians were alternative investments. Meanwhile, my collection of poorly drawn cartoon frogs still makes people laugh.
In male wunderpus , their reproductive organ (penis) is relatively short but strong.
Being gay sounds like a good idea, doesn't it?
Some guy back in the day really did wonder WHO IS DOROTHY AND WHY ARE ALL THESE FRUITY FELLAS FRIENDS WITH HER?
>>666 Maybe for some, but not for me, I can't think of anything more repulsive than a male body. Watching men's athletics grosses me out. Give me nice, hairy, sweaty, bloody, sodden beef curtains
reject humanity, embrace the academy
just kidding kids, academia is hell
oh DoUgH RoLLeR RoLL mY DoUgH oh yeah
Academia is a long, warm, fragrant bath
>>669
I will never meet these frens. There is no difference, and you will never know for certain whether I carry spaghetti in my pockets.
The bi-decade meltdown burgers have over abortion and how young people can only express their discontent by shouting "Fuck X!" is the most entertaining thing to come out of this country since Hollywood went to shir
only thing keeping the country together at this point is when europeans suggest improvements, and both sides briefly have a common enemy to get mad at
>>676
To be fair one nice thing I've noticed about the west is that with the recent struggles most people are pretty hesitant to "suggest improvements" or criticize other countries outside of shitposting these days.
Some of the posts in these threads feel like an AI was fed ctrl+v threads
If you ever think you have it bad, you could support Bolton Wanderers
Young people b like
I CANT MAKE THIS POINT WITHOUT A CLIP FROM SPONGEBOB
Speaking of politics, is porn with political themes an actual fetish or is it just a joke most've the time
>>681
I guess it depends on the work in question. Some is just celebrity lookalike crap but with uglier famous people. Some is BDSM in nature because them totalitarian states like wearing tight leather and boots and shit. I suppose rarely you have someone imagining himself an auteur and adding plot.....
seiganyan practicing her bouchuujutsu in your baopuzi
"this fictional race is ugly and loves money"
"cool it with the anti-semitic remarks"
i like how if you google image search 胡桃 you see a hundred pictures of the chinese gachaslut before you ever see a walnut
Is there going to be a new name for September 10500?
fucking CLOUDS ruining my ECLIPSE EXPERIeNCE
goddamn fascist CLOUDS
I'm just trying to get a logo made for a local radio show and everyone wants to do these weird generic coffee logos
maybe i should be a girl after all
mended buck
punished buck
what's up with autistic people being useful tools for conservation ops
I can deal with hentai storytelling being a little weak, but it goes hand in hand with bad composition. So usually all the panels are crowded and there's no line of action and what have you.
I'm not going to make it.
i know my chicken. you gotta know your chicken.
Why isn't club soda more popular?
Most Racist X in X
>>696
It seems to be pretty popular with dieters who call themselves "mindful".
But it is oddly unpopular with how bitter drinks seem to be very popular right now with alcoholic seltzers and IPAs.
>>698
How is club soda bitter?
i don't use tiktok, but all the english clips i've seen from there seem to be intentionally making lunatic faces to trigger the fight or flight response, many of them saying actual lunatic things as well
Tiktok compilations sometimes get uploaded to porn websites, but its questionable if they're of age
>>696 it's a pretty exclusive club i guess!!
t. lowercaseposter
>>675
I go to a gym where right and left TV stations are shown almost side by side and I cant say you're wrong.
I hope this passes. Im tired of it
What a pain in the Hasselhoff
I think people would see North Korea in a lot more of a positive light if they admitted it was an absolute monarchy and the prison systems werent basically concentration camps
Lift with the back and double over in pain from the self-inflicted injury.
There is nothing cooler and manlier than being old with a back that acts up because of this.
It owns the libs. the cons, you, me, everyone.
>There is nothing cooler and manlier than being old with a back that acts up because of this.
Read this in the jaleel white sonic voice
And thats no good
Wish I was doing butt stuff right now.
>>711
Not now, Clonepa.
>>512
For me, it's how "trying to" has become all these wigger words like tryna and trunna
never thought Torb was objectively more diverse than Lucio but that's what this diagram is saying
shinanofree (shinanolibre)
mfs be forgetting all the kanji they "learned" after they stop playing eroge for 14 hours a day
I'm the angriest gamer you've ever heard
( ・-・) Hey >>719, please forget such a trivial thing and listen to me.
Sometime before, I went to Starbucks. You know it?
But there was too crowded and I couldn't take a seat.
I was wondering, and I found they had 20% off promotion.
.....How stupid, how idiot.
Why you donkeys came to Starbucks for such a little money.
20%. For such a little 20%.
I also found a stupid family came Starbucks all together.
Family of all 4 spending time together in Starbucks? Simple guys.
I could hear their father said, "OK, I'll order 'Coffee of the Day'!"
It's enough. I cannot endure anymore.
You guys, I will pay 20% for you, so you have to spare your seats for me.
Starbucks must be in more bloody mood.
Fight can be started with the guys sitting around same table,
"kill or be killed", we love this kind of atmosphere.
Stay home, babies.
Then finally I could find seat, but I heard someone ordering, "Espresso Macchiato".
It made me go mad again.
Hey dude, you thought "Espresso Macchiato" is cool order?
How could you say "Espresso Macchiato" with your stupid proud face?
I want to ask you whether you really want it.
I want to keep pressing you for answer.
I want to ask for nearly one hour, "You just wanted to say, 'Espresso Macchiato', didn't you?"
For the enthusiast of Starbucks like me, the latest cool order is "Mocha Frappuccino".
"Mocha Frappuccino, Tall, Double", this is conversantly order.
With order "Double", one extra shot will be added.
And order "Tall", it's supreme.
But if you order it, you have to accept to own risk to be observed by Starbucks from the time you did it.
I cannot recommend amateurs to try it.
Anyway, I mean, "CaffeMocha" is suitable for you newbies.
There's like a deep sadness to that people still seriously debate politics online
i've got to return some video tapes
no one believes me when i say that a game called "孕辱ヒロインズ" had a pretty cute and touching story
The loan scam calls have upgraded my credit qualifications from $150k to $4M
(my net worth: less than $10k)
The information online about sociopathy seems to be very adverserial and there's little resources actually for the empathyless.
Wordless despair
>>724 extend all of it, buy $4m worth of monero and move to bermuda
horny for being a computer. feels like this moment will last forever
>>727 It's an advance fee scam; you send them money to "apply", they reject your application. No chance to embezzle or launder anything.
At least there's probably no Big Fat Paulie coming to extort / bust your kneecaps for failing to meet the usurious interest rates....
There's nothing more awkward than taking a gigantic dump in the middle of a meal
>>730 excusing yourself mid-munch to visit le WC isn't as awkward as getting up on the table and actually taking a gigantic dump in the middle of a meal
too much sugar!
You are never alone. There are always two halfs of you. Hug each other.
it's so fucking sad that the jews killed my boy osama bin laden before he got to experience GENSHIN IMPACT, the award-winning RPG from the creators of Honkai Impact 3rd.
haven't worked in a while, happily so
congrats on getting out
Its hilarious to me how asexuals are the punching bag of the lgbt community
738cc GET
donk on theswe guts
My bones is made uh stone
remembering a stupid standardized test question on whether montresor felt insulted in the moment or had premeditated revenge when the story itself has evidence for both ideas because he's just that petty
Mother 3 isnt that good, let it go already. You could see the twist coming a mile away. At least the prayer thing from 2 was out of left field
Deathcab for Cutie
The basis of all interpretations of reality is waves/vibrations. All things in our universe are constantly in motion, even objects that appear to be stationary are vibrating, oscillating, resonating, at various frequencies, and ultimately all matter is just vibrations of various underlying fields. The "infinite consciousness" is the source of all vibrations. The body is a vessel created by and connected to the infinite consciousness and this connection is expressed through the unconsensually-separated "body consciousness", and its sensing of the waves/vibrations of stimuli in material reality. This relationship with waves/vibrations causes the brain to perform actions that match its vibrational frequency, or in other words, its thoughts and emotions. The brain is akin to a symphony of electromagnetic bands, with neuroscientists having identified the importance of vibrational resonance in their research, with neuron firing occurring in human brains at measurable frequencies, and consciousness thought to be commonly associated with various kinds of neuronal vibrational resonance. Thus, even "low-intensity radio waves" influence the central nervous system and cognitive performance. One study has shown that carefully provided exposure to low-intensity elements "had detrimental effects in specific contexts such as attention span." Through means of evolution, the body consciousness has assumed a role antagonistic to the infinite consciousness, as while the body consciousness develops means to prolong its existence and procreate to form more body consciousness, the infinite consciousness continues to develop through time and integrate the body consciousness back into its fold through death. This relationship is contradictory, one seeking to continue its survival and the other seeking a full domination of consciousness, and this contradiction cannot be resolved without the complete defeat of one or both.
In the modern era, due to years of practically unavoidable bombardment by electromagnetic waves from superficially pleasurable but ultimately deleterious man-made constructions such as cell towers, power lines, personal wireless devices, etc, the human brain is influenced by having its function and, therefore, its perception of the world, subtly and continuously alter beyond from what it has evolved to understand. Even as the brain is just beginning to develop, it is exposed bare to an evermore intensifying torment of electromagnetic waves, resulting in a dissociated population disconnected from the social mores institutionally propped up by vestiges of years past. These increasingly potent electromagnetic waves are the sources of the widespread mental issues of the modern day as the mind scrambles to grasp any means to control its increasingly eccentric existence, and fundamentally drives each human being to operate on wildly different wavelengths from each other, slowly rotting both human society and the harmony living beings with consciousness share with the material world. As consciousness as a whole is predicated on the interpretation of material reality through its vibrations, consciousness will eventually lose its usefulness and essentially cease functioning as the brain can no longer operate while relying on an eventually incomprehensible reality that man-made electromagnetic waves will force it to interpret. With the loss of all body consciousness due to its shortsighted actions, infinite consciousness will once again encompass all of existence, thus eliminating their very concepts in a dialectical fashion.
that's true i don't think it was 6 million either
Lynn Minmay Thought
>>743 I remember my emo gf showing me this band, then I was tickled a while later to find out where they got their name from. Death Cab For Cutie and the Bonzo Dog Doo-Dah Band are both great bands!
>>703
Some of those girls are pretty hot, but they're always playing the wackest ass music and that kills it
I put a candy bar in my new guitar. I got a monkey mask for you.
>>749
Another example of this is that arab girls can be hot but in their videos they're always playing the arabic nokia ringtone
And NO I do not have a complex about Arab girls because I was constantly chastized for mixed dancing at community events at the local mosque
Deathcrab for Cuttie
Gas went up another 20 cents. Come on, Brandon!
Brand on DEEZ NUTS
wait
fuck
The Aetherbeaver Society for Ham Radio Furries
in the land of the titcows, the pettanko will be queen
Heaven will be where big-tiddy girls with be my servants, wearing nothing but cow lingerie.
business idea: roomba but with a yukkuri plush on top
>>758
I'm in.
Kill me.
What if I kiss you instead?
very good post
i wish i was a video game boss so i could say things like
身の程知らず愚かな勇者どもめ、我にかかって来なさい！
yukkuri trademark drama
clearing out my fridge, ran outta cilantro, gotta go get more cilantro
a cookbook is probably the most useless book a person could write from a publishing standpoint but from the standpoint of practical personal reference, it's very useful
>>767
Some cookbooks have bestseller potential, but wide swaths of the nonfiction section do not, which is probably why the unit cost is so hefty. Many authors on obscure topics admit that they only did it for personal satisfaction because the work is thankless and the money is bogus.
Ironically a documentary I watched about the West Indies cricket team empowering black people in that region, it also kind of had an anti-Asian undertone to it. There's this weird Asian-Black tension that nobody wants to talk about for some reason
While using youtube logged out I had a Richard Dawkins video recommended to me and it brought back a wave of feelings from the early 2010s
it's honestly more like the alt-right to 2huposting pipeline
>>772
a cul-de-sac called ``transsexual 90s children'' branching off of the 2huposting part of the pipeline
touch peepee to omoide emanon
i wish i was a video game protagonist so i could say things like
坊ちゃまは、拙者が死守する！
basically i just wanna say cool chuuni shit
i just want to receive a mortal wound in the service of my lord and say something cool with my dying breath, why does modernity have to be so fucking gay
this is all the fault of that nigga robespierre
Lots of minor scratches used to be mortal. These days you just get to an ER within the two weeks it takes for your leg to rot off and you'll be fine, and anything properly mortal will knock you out right away.
The jus was so good that I watched a tiny insect suicide cannonball right into it in a split second, faster than I could intervene.
RIP little insect
>>770
The more I read and think about it it's kind of interesting how this debate morphed over the decade, how the atheism vs religious debate is dying (and in general I have noticed that philosophical and political debate is dying, and maybe it always was going to because most people who debate didn't really want their minds changed) and how atheism started as a way to intellectually level up as there seemed to be a feeling humanity was entering a golden age, especially intellectually.
But with current events, most atheist thought for those who did not fall into blind tribalism has become very negative, and while some doing this will inevitably hold onto their adolescent thinking even when falling into things like nihilism and anti-natalism with their wojaks and blackpills, but in general there seems to be a solace in human mortality. I don't really know what point I'm making with this, it's just my Current Thought
thinking of maybe moving to the uae, I am getting bored of the english speaking world
i know foreigners and emiratis are kind of segregated from each other, but I'd be cool with integrating into the arab world if I met a woman there
>>782
but would the arabs be cool with it?
>>783
One of my Bantu friends phonily converted to Islam to marry a Hausa woman, I imagine it'd be the same principle. I already have the beard
Australians are a really weird mix of thinking they're better than everyone and also being self-hating at the same time
Is there any difference between "secret police" and "undercover police" besides one sounding more sinister?
>>787
I think secret police refers to stasi type operations that officially dont exist whereas undercover are smaller operations that are generally infiltrating organized crime rings and the governments and departments acknowledge they exist after the operation ends
"Gross" is the new "yikes"
>>789 https://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1637948840/836,838 I have heard these words all my life but I know what you mean about certain words getting trendy among the thoughtless
touch gross
you should take a shower, now!
soap, breathe, contemplate
We say “rank” like if I pissed on the school playground and the girlies would squeal “EWW THAT'S RAAANK!”
"The biggest update in years" might not be something you want to admit to unless you're under new management, PGI
Porn Zionist Occupied Government
>>795 Pzoggers
being a fat fuck who can do pullups is pretty cool
center for american poggers
I think I'm going to use my monthly allocated mod abuse quota to ban this guy and start mopping up his threads (at least from the imageboard, since they're beginning to clog up the place). Any objections? Anyone going to miss him?
>>799
He kinda reminds me of the Pax Tsukuru guy, but probably for the best
>>799
He's been a regular annoyance on another board I frequent for months. Definitely ban him on sight and delete everything he posts.
I wish I could help the poor fella
Is he same the schizo from late krautchan
no that's me, i don't post on the imageboard
host of fingers? you mean a hand??
It's not like I didn't have aspirations to make a bunch of beloved game/animated franchises at a young age and shit up boards in the process, but I didn't have delusions about being in the zillionaire class.
I had the world-conqueror megalomania instead!
>>803
honestly this makes him sound pretty fun and i lol'd but it looks like he got b& now and i don't miss him
what is the difference between a stadium and an amphitheater anyways
Im a sociopath and Thats A Good Thing
I feel like the more I learn about computing the less it makes sense
shodan is thoroughly unpleasant but there are people who'd hit it
It's done. Goodnight, sweet prince...
Hahahaha! Now that ssz has been tricked into banning him, barring him from procuring art and tech knowledge, I can be the one to make $600,000 on Digimon fan art!
Totalitarianism in Biden's america strikes again....
is ssz even american?
the rules say "not to violate EU law" now
every country in the world belongs to america
america belongs to israel
Isreal belongs to Palestine.
Americans index even the orifices from zero: witness how they regularly euphemize the third hole as number two.
Palestine belongs to the Pope
Intermarium at the center of the Universal World Order.
if i were the u.s. president, i would ban the republican and democratic party so these jackasses get better names
the real world is a weird and scary place
>>828
Yeah, they should switch their names to what they really are. Conservative and Labo(u)r
>>825
i can't believe i've actually been posting on a real furrin web sight recently!!
goddamn clintons outsourced everything
video girl ai
I just ripped a DVD that only exists online as a torrent without seeds, I might make a hobby out of this and prevent some things from becoming lost
With the unpaid South African land seizures, I wonder if Zambia will gain from the inevitable brain drain as they did from Zimbabwe or how Kenya and Malawi did when Uganda expelled Asians.
I dunno if they'll roll out the red carpet again but some should look into it if they want to stay in Africa
I think the human rights crowd overestimates how much foreign affects things in North Korea. I dont think watching a K-drama is going to spark revolutions or even push for reform. I think its just escapism since most people fleeing the country do not seek refuge because of political dissent, but are instead motivated by material deprivation.
"Bother", said Pooh, "now I've got cancer in my California!"
they've got poo(h) (on the streets) in california too
Happy 10500
I like mittens!
Rub on the head
holy frick genshin finally added furigana for all the weird chink shit in liyue
Why do z-words like the words "the fact" and "literally" so much
I like it when the downstairs tenants smoke all afternoon and the stench fills up my room!
I listened to some Dead Milkmen and I dont really get punk
GO INSIDE
TOUCH SOME ASS
Things have really been going my way recently. All of the looming problems I was concerned about have just been working themselves out.
The fact that so many books still name The Beatles as "literally the greatest or most significant or most influential" rock band ever only tells you how far rock music still is from becoming a serious art.
STEP ON THE ASS ASS ASS
I like smoking all afternoon!
When I was younger everything I wanted was $100. Now everything I want is $1000. That's called inflation.
pod people are real
Kinko, Kinko, the kid-loving clown
Your parents wanna beat me up and make me wear a frown!
Kinko, Kinko, the kid-loving clown
Tar and feather Kinko and run him outta town!
I went to look up the footballer Rino Gattuso and the top result was one of AmaryllisGardener's Scotrish Wikipedia articles
Snake eyes.
Why do so many people find kim yo jong attractive
>>860
I assume its just a femdom fetish exasperated by the gap of her being an East Asian girl, which evokes the oriental stereotype of being submissive and subservient, and her being high up in a dictatorial regime, calling a lot of the shots in what is commonly called a "rogue state".
>"rogue state"
Since Jong-un took over I have noticed a lot more respect towards the state, even from US media, its treated more like how Bhutan was before it opened up.
I think if they relaxed the concetration camp stuff they would be treated like the bog standard monarchy.
Also I dunno about the attraction thing because of the juxtaposition of the stereotype of oriental women because a lot of the attraction to her I've seen on 2ch
Turkmenistan is literally North Korea: Green Edition but because they don't have nukes you barely hear the deeply concerned folks talk about them
meat-seeking thistle
we love hot beverages
>>863
Tajikstan and Eritrea as well. Although Eritrea's brought up by africa analysts often
I love to drink a few pints of cider then smoke a bifter then sit on the floor in a weird position at my computer and surf the 'Net and read about all sorts of crazy things while watching weird videos on U-Chube
U-Chube innit
Its a shame Richard Dawkins is known for his redditor philosophy, his biology writings are quite good
the initech trio didn't appreciate it, but fixing y2k for big corporations that didn't have it was a gravy train and the industry went from cube farms to open plans, which would've made that annoying phone call answering lady more audible
"If I had a nickel for every time someone leaked classified military documents on the Warthunder forum, I'd have 25 cents, which isn't a lot, but it's weird that it happened five times, right?"
Contrary to popular opinion, Leviticus 20:13 does not in fact decree homosexuality to be an abomination punishable by death. Only bisexuality
does "women are for children, boys are for pleasure" also count?
The megacorps one-upping each other with increasingly awful Pride Month™® designs with 380 haphazard stripes (because apparently the rainbow didn't have enough colors) reminds me of the gnome from Gravity Falls barfing
>>876
The new pride flag looks like if Mugabe's Zimbabwe was inspired by being gay rather than indigenous
Im so pissed Afghanistan was sacked. I wanted to see the ruins and other ancient statues. Guess I'll go to Turkey-Greece-Cyprus
Slowly coming to terms with how much of my life these past few years has consisted of wanting to do things, and doing none of them, and how much worse I am now left off. I think I've hit my personal nadir, and it feels like I'm slowly losing my mind.
still hoping to get tied up to a chair and thrown off a building by a beefy smelly isis daddy
veganism is much, much more popular than vegetarianism these days. i find this really disappointing for some reason. it's quite a sacrifice to go vegetarian and it would get you no respect at all!
>>881
Regardless of the article contents, I think we all know Mozilla's political stances, its funny that they go on about privacy this privacy that on the Firefox website and then link questionable sites by default
I've seen it like twice, briefly, and disabled it as soon as I could. I will never forgive mozilla fags for betraying their users and killing their addons. Palemoon tries to continue where firefox stopped support, but it's a question of time when palemoon becomes less and less usable. To be fair though, if some site refuses to work with obscure browsers, it's a good hint that you probably should stop using that site.
I remember being so hyped for Quantum as it was gonna put it on equal footing with chromium and then everyone was so disappointed
i should go to bed
i need to brush my teeth
eating too many cookies
bam, 3 current thoughts in 1 post!!!
sentimental illness
> if some site refuses to work with obscure browsers, it's a good hint that you probably should stop using that site.
HTML 3.0 baybee!
>>889
ntayrt but do you really think you can convince the firefox homepage to be anything but neoliberal? like, it's not going to recommend you breitbart or wsws no matter what you do
i lived with that damn homepage for like a whole week once before i realized i could just turn it off
>>888 do you know who else was into applause? Yes, that's right: Hitler!
Been masturbating too much gacotion
if you use anything other than about:blank for the new tab page you deserve everything that's coming for you
If you see this post, you have been visited by the blank page of emptiness. RAM relief and snappy UI will come to you but ONLY if you SET NEW TAB TO about:blank
I'm living one of my most retarded episodes I swear to god
Wow, it smells like dildo in here.
Arabian jobs pay very well, but your employer can take your passport if they wish. I know I should expect stuff like this from an absolute monarchy that flogs and deports people for drinking alcohol but still that's scary
It's quite interesting opening MS Edge on my work PC and reading comments on the news headlines from the new tab page. If you consider the type of person who uses Edge as their default browser and feels inclined to comment on the articles there, it's a different demographic than say the Twitter userbase. I have a few friends who make a lot of effort fighting hate speech and arguing with racists and transphobes on Twitter, because they think the Twitter userbase = the general public of the world, but pretty much every comment on every Edge article is someone blaming immigrants for stuff, whinging about BLM, ignorant opinions about current events etc. with very little conflict. They seem like the quiet majority of real life public opinion
how many tamilians live in tamil nadu? that's right, at least a tamilian!
>>895
forgive me for assuming you cared about the subject you were talking about. i forgot i was online.
grrr i want to play shootey games
about to crack plat in kovaaks but i don't know what for
latin-x is what el professor accidentally added to his mixture of tajin, chamoy, and cumin to make the mexican powerpuff girls
>>908
You live like a full month in the past, nobody is talking about Ukraine anymore and it looks like Zelensky is beginning to capitulate. Everyone is concerned about Ukraine insofar it's currently triggering massive inflation and market uncertainty
>>908 I still see the same middle-aged Brits bringing up BLM on unrelated articles and the making the same kind of comments about covid, until they deactivated the comments section on covid-related articles
Inflation this markets that feels like total first world problems
>>911
I don't know what's more tired that, or the English National Team acting shocked and appalled every time they get booed or made fun of for taking the knee in Europe. Like they don't know southern and eastern Europe don't like that or are just winding them up at this point.
we should buy one of those chinese ghost cities and push it over here
>>900
Even though I probably wont go, I still should probably buy Saudi bonds when the next wave goes on sale...
Youtube video essayist unironically defending pop music
we get it already, you're a fucked up menhera anime girl and you eat concrete or whatever
rude how japanimedia's advice for fuck-ups past the year of 25 is for them to die and be reborn in a fantasy world
I think I've read >>919 before, in slightly different form. Not sure if here or in /japan/.
Ecuador, French Guiana and Bolivia are probably the most forgotten and least well known South American country
You have probably never heard of Gran Colombiguay, the invisible power eternal, ruled by His Imperial Majesty Mecha-Bolivar in perpetual slumber.
Often in despair is it said, "¡Sácame de Latinoamerica!"; the slim, only hope for these unfortunate region-locked souls is to seek entry to the Unseen Capital: El Dorado.
Kinda wish I was a fucked up menhera anime girl who ate concrete or whatever.
is eating concrete the new eating bugs now that people are unironically doing that
Uruguay more like ur r gay
>>925 Yes dude... btw people have been unironically eating bugs for a long time
Shallow modernite: "This year is so bad and next year will be sooooo much worse"
People who know about volcanic winters and believe in tempting fate: angry gestures
People who constantly bitch about the year are just letting everyone know they have no personal lives and worship the news and current events
>>863
To be fair, a lot of the more north korea-y aspects of Turkmenistan waned after Niyazov died
Why is YouTube pushing Alan Watts videos on people? I've seen it on several different accounts' recommendations, and the massive view numbers tell me the algorithm is pushing it irrespective of people's actual watch history.
Reinforced glans
The Datist Cabal has finally completed their take over.
The daliban
>>931
I think it's another experiment, as schizo as that sounds. Now that Google realized they can brute force music on people with the city pop bullshit, they're trying other things
I miss the Wii era
Sadness inside.
> brute force music on people with the city pop bullshit
It sounds to me like you simply don't have the same musical preference as others with a similar viewing history. Genres like LFHH and city pop are inextricably connected with Japanophilia in general.
william shatner talk-singing "i'm an alabama nigger and i wanna be free"
>>938
oh, god, when did they start calling it lo-fi hip hop. it's not lo-fi. this driveth me nuts. kids these days!
the laundry awaits
I can tolerate derogating city pop and maybe even fusion, but I must draw the line at staining Hiroshi Yoshimura's noble name.
STAY WITH ME
I think you're making guesses at how the algorithms work, it's more complex than you think and more than just based on the videos you watch
My talent stack is more suited to be a king, and not a good one. Just a peacetime scholarly type, where the era will be denigrated in future textbooks as "mid".
Indulging in my porn addiction is the only time I feel ok
The hysteria over everything being grooming or grooming material is getting old
Everything that isn't superficially grooming material is actually grooming for prigs of the future
Tesla was right about pigeons.
"all you really need to know about the subject is . . . " = "all i really know about the subject is . . . "
"Bimbo Doll" left me feeling weird
Meipuri sairappu pissu~
A majority of autocrats are pretty bad at grooming effective successors.
Welcome to my communist podcast. Here's my Patreon, Twitter and Subreddit. Buy my book here too.
Mistaking grooming for preening
what an excellent day at the gym, finally hit that new deadlift PR. time to go home and play genshin impact and rpgmaker H games for 13 hours.
Wow, this transgender furry is really talented.
The weird flat purple modern webdev people got to protonmail
I cant stand when the BBC uses old memes to try and relate to the youth
cringe corona chan cosplay
that time ross had a meetup before he left the states and people who said they'd go no-showed but a minor celeb did show
It begins to dawn on me that everything I just did may have been a colossal waste of time.
It begins to dawn on me that everything I do may always have been a colossal waste of time.
everybody ancient court astronoma until the unpredicted eclipse
Today went from "I guess I'm just a little weird" to "I am not suited for life" in the span of an hour.
Does having sex with someone's eye socket feel as good as the hentai makes it seem? It looks kinda strange at first but the gel-ish substance that the eye is made of does seem like it could be rather pleasurable. Although maybe it isn't big enough for a phallic penis to fully enjoy, because I for one would always be wanting to go deeper and that would probably cause some brain problems in my partner. Does anyone have any experience with this sort of thing?
idea: speaking japanese with a lisp
The "SoccerRoos" is such a bizarre name but irresistible to say at the same time
>>976
Isn't the back of the eye socket just bone? I doubt you'd be able to break through it, even with a member as firm as yours (¬‿¬ )
Let's go Brandon
Journos use the word colonialism too easily. Doing business with westerners or giving too much aid gets called that these days.
Its not like Pakistan is suddenly gonna start mass producing TVs or create a facebook alternative
the 1.5th amendment right to duel opinion havers
>>976 I have some experience in that sort of thing... my 12yo cousin was once involved in a bad car accident. It left her pretty beaten up, hell it left her fucked up bad. She lost an eye, and both of her legs. I wont lie, I have an amputee fetish, and well I also have a loli fetish (i'm 22). She's always sort of looked up to me, ever since we were kids. And when I heard about the accident, I rushed over to the hospital to meet her. When I saw her, it was a morbid site. She wasn't crying (but her good eye was red and puffy from where she had been), she just had a look of emptyness and despair upon her face. When she saw me, there was no change in her expression. I went over and hugged her and gave her a kiss on the cheek. At first she still didn't budge, but finally she said in a frail voice "I'm glad you're here". "It's okay, i'm going to stay with you," I reassured her. But I already noticed my boner rising.
This was so wrong I thought. Her parents had been away on a vacation, they were flying in but weren't there yet. The nurse detailed to me the accident, while she was sterilizing her tools with Pinesol or some shit. I didn't really pay attention closely, but got the jist of it. She was getting picked up from the mall by her brother. Her brother, being a fucking loser, was drunk. Really drunk. They got into an accident, and he died instantly. She was left in the state she was in now. So she was all alone. I was the only person she had left. Soon things died down, I was staying overnight with her so we both settled in to sleep. She was still in a state of shock, so they gave her pills to help her sleep. My boner was incessant, so I was laying there on the couch and decided to beat off. My cousin was drooling, she was really out of it. Soon my mind began to wander to what was oh so perverted.
I poked her a bit. No answer. My heart began to race. Thoughts were flying through my head. But I knew it was now or never. I put myself on top of her. My body pressed on hers, my boner pressed on her cute little stomach, I began exploring. I felt her tits through her gown. And soon I took off her clothing and had her bare. I pressed my lips down against her nipples and began licking and sucking on them. She was still fast asleep. Soon I spidered my fingers down to her VAGINA, I wondered if I could make her wet. I fingered her for quite a bit, but soon my boner became too much to bare. I spread her little VAGINA and inched my cock close towards it when suddenly it caught my eye: her eyepatch. They had fitted her with one until they could find a better replacement. My mind was racing now, what I was doing was already sick enough, but what I was thinking of was unheard of.
My cock hungered for it though, like a dog for a raw piece of meat. I lifted up her eye patch, and there it was. Her eye socket, a bit nasty looking, but the idea of fucking it was so amazingly erotic I couldn't resist. I jammed my cock in and began thrusting rapidly. Before long I couldn't resist, I came in her eye socket. At that moment, she sprang up. Oh god. I was so fucked. So fucking fucked. She was upright now, but my pulsating cumming dick was still in her eye socket. Suddenly she let out one of the most perplexing things i've ever heard in my life. "That smells clean!" Suddenly I heard a rustling behind the couch, and a fat middle aged black guy popped out. "And dats da powa of Pine-Sol baby!"
thou dethu ne, wakarimath
compulsively screams racial slurs tourettes bf
compulsively screams homophobic slurs tourettes gf
THE_PACK aesthetics vs. the novelty hot sauce industry
>>986
fakes tourettes for attention and fame non-binary daughter
autistic textboard poster son
[The Nicker] stole my bike
crisco systems inc
I smell a decisive lack of funding in my local glowniggers. How could this be
Has it really been 5 years since Mugabe was deposed?
what if reiner knizia is 6'9" tall
what if i was?
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