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Jews go to Jewpiter to get more Stewpider
purposely mistreating my tools so that they turn into cute tsukumogami youkai girls
>>166 i had to back up and re-parse this post because at first I thought you were saying that you compared bakunin's physiognomy to celebreties and then deduced from this that he's not the type to have become an incel
The sun and the moon should combine forces
Motherfucker, it means your screwdriver has a headache! It needs its identity reaffirmed in a weighted toolbox, fed some mild-steel tendies just like they had at the forge, and discuss its own asshole in front of a forced audience for about three hours! And maybe, maybe it'll let you unscrew that One Apple Way pentalobe security head before it goes back to bed.
thinking about the tng episode where riker gets an enby gf
Do you even have a soul unless you have extremely opinionated takes on sectarian struggles within the Italian Communist Party during the 1920s?
I wish I lived in a homosexual society
Most people wouldn't screw a non-sexual-preference clone of themselves, but a lot would play wingman, maybe play out someone's twin fetish. Still win-win!
>>210
If I had a clone I would just force it to work instead of me
i wouldn't fuck my clone, not because i don't like men but because i'm a hairy dadbod powerfat guy and i'm more into cute demure twinks
Guy thinks he's a fanny-burner, but really he's just a bunny farmer
i like hobby internet personality cults. they are not ideal but they are better than what came before them.
Relistening to some of the popular/entry-level artists I last listened to half a decade ago and they aged rather gracefully. Autechre have sound bits that I missed out on before. Linkin Park have lackluster production even for their time but the catchiness of their tunes is unmatchable.
can you really call autechre "popular" or "entry level" when most people's reaction to them is "why did someone make a song out of the dial-up connection tone"
Million Lives! of Ryuichi Sakamoto
the dreamcast startup sound
gardevoir paizuri
I went to a club friendly
Jesse Marsch wants to know your location
Swisgar Squiggles doodly doo
What is gay? I know that fucking men is gay and fucking women isn't gay. So I guess gay means fucking something that can't get pregnant. But doesn't that means that fucking in condoms is gay? That masturbation is gay?
shaved head ripped and roided steve austin looking mf wearing one of those shirts that says something like "normal people scare me" or "i paused my anime to be here" at the gym
ボスニアの砲撃は神様が導く! glory to BOSNIA, greetings from japan!
イタイすぎるバルカン半島のようつべコメ
Beef wellington is a mediocre dish
Get bred, Fred
I don't know what the etymology of "top of the morning to you" is, but I prefer the reading where it's some guy who, as the day rises from the east, fucks the sun's ass
I pissed on my own balls
WHY WAS I NOT TAUGHT THESE INCREDIBLY BASIC THINGS THAT CHANGE OFTEN IN SCHOOL
IT'S NOT LIKE I HAVE AN INTERNET CONNECTION IN MY POCKET AT ALL TIMES
THE EDUCATION SYSTEM FAILED ME
FUCK THE QUADRATIC FORMULA
Why are so many drawings of green aliens eating pizza
esl + eop = eslope
kinda wish there was a way to distinguish pure sage from other links
ぬくし!!! (温し!)
what's the polite way to tell the phone hindus "can i please talk to someone who's white and speaks english natively"
can wojak fucking die already holy shit its not funny anymore goddamn
you see the joker is a wanted man
escaped twice from azkaban
To sell my sanjuro kimono or not...
I watch what the algorithm tells me to watch, I enjoy what the algorithm tells me to enjoy.
aging millennial father playing "Down with the Sickness" when his kids don't get up on time
I called my 7 year old nephew a plastic for saying "I'm a [Bolton] Wanderers fan but I also cheer for City"
bondarchuk's war and peace movies are really good
Bondarsneed
How is "The enemy of my enemy is my friend not a fallacy?" Because thats on the same level of idiot as "you're either with us or against us"
I support Rangers AND Celtic
asian pedophile: uooooohn sex with children :crying_emoji: :crying_emoji: :crying_emoji:
western pedophile type a: nooooo my stash is for research and baiting real pedophiles all pedophiles deserve violent deaths!!
western pedophile type b: 5000 word long essay citing michel foucault on how it's normal to shove cucumbers inside babies
site idea: child porn on clearnet
>>255
western asian pedophile after getting married to a 10 year old: what?
i wish i was molested when i was a kid
your character being overpowered because you're good at the game and made good choices on gear/stats/talents feels good, your character being overpowered because the game is easy and nothing is a threat doesn't, developers seem to often confuse these two
First you had social justice
Then you had environmental justice
Now get ready for abortion justice
Please dont google synthol biceps
i take refuge in the buddha, the enlightened law of the dharma, and the worldwide sangha. i'd like to dedicate today's performance to the brave people of palestine, whose struggle against the judaeo-american zionist yoke mirrors that of all civilized people in the world, and to my waifu, tatara kogasa. i love you small umbrella!!
that was the speech i gave when i came in second place in my 8th grade spelling bee
The older Tiger Woods gets the more SEA he looks
the heat of the rice cooks the egg
vc: bighen
but not completely so there's still a risk of salmonella; it's a double-edged sword, i really can't recommend it to amateurs
>>266
i finally understand why bodybuilders hate trannies so much. they're jealous that we've been getting sketchy injections for longer and in more creative ways. LoL
>>272
A lot of the more famous bodybuilders tend to date them/patronize their services
"Madeleine, a battle is no place for a daffy broad!"
>>272
I cannot determine the antecedents to your pronouns, which confusion is compounded by the colloquial use of "jealous" to mean "envious".
"tfw no tummypilled doomer anarcholiberal flat chested gf with tiny feet and a huge fat ass to watch densha otoko with me while we cuddle on a moth-eaten paisley 70s couch and eat gluten free pizza"
"son, you're 34 years old, don't you think it's time you went to college or got a job"
"nice jewish psyop retard, this glows"
>>272 steroids have been around since the 60s and tranny shit was invented on tumblr in 2013, nice try
what's "breast press", i don't know that lift.....
>>278
i'm not even gonna come up with a counterexample for one of you meatheads. lift weights less, do something useful with your life
>>276
I believe I already said "colloquial". "Modern" does not mean "not pedantic", even colloquially.
>one of you meatheads. lift weights less, do something useful with your life
I'm not up on modern web lingo but is this one of those copes or seethes or something like that?
>>280 stop caring about your health and fitness and do something more useful with your life, like have casual gay sex with strangers and get AIDS and monkeypox. lmao
if you started TRT when you were 25 and spent the next 5 years lifting and paying attention to your nutrition, by the time you were 30 you'd be in the 98th percentile for human health and strength. if you started HRT when you were 25 and spent the next 5 years sucking dicks and getting AIDS, then by the time you were 30 you'd be one of the 41%.
if you became a cop when you were 25 and spent the next 5 years finding someone dumb enough to be your wife/husband, by the time you were 30 you'd be part of the 40%
according to my napkin math, if you're a black tranny cop you have approximately a 9.1% chance of beating your wife and then killing yourself
Lowercaseposters melting down
battle of the broken shift keys
vc: mame
I'm watching gay porn!
>>283 no, it's a moral objection. put your muscles to literally any kind of productive use rather than lifting a pointless heavy object and then putting it back where it started for no goddamn reason. learn to do landscaping. dig a hole and plant some nice fruit trees. anything.
>>284 any idiot knows bodybuilding is not healthy for your body. if you wanted to be healthy you'd be doing cardio.
>>291 the 1840s called and they want their exercise science back, btw you will never be a real woman
I can't help but notice that the language usage has increasingly become startlingly distasteful this Eternal September.