imagine having money and a cute wife who loves you
imagine being a cute wife
I would sacrifice 100,000 Floridians to save a single manatee
Dortmund or Schalke
I wish my 1998 Borussia Dortmund away shirt still fit me
"奴隷との生活 - Teaching Feeling" is a dangerously satisfying game, tfw no former slave wife who loves you unconditionally with all her heart because you're the first person who showed her human kindness
Concord grape wine might well be America's oldest documented culinary crime, but it's kind of okay if you use it in a deglaze.
I wish I could hear "yanny" again, but I only hear "laurel"
Theres nothing norms love more than street interviews of retarded people on large societal issues
"奴隷との生活 - Teaching Feeling" features too much sex and not enough cuddling. I want a full length dating sim made out of that first little bit of the game before the sex.
>>812 There's a platonic route, your fault for not choosing the option to gently reject her advances as someone who claims not to be interested in the sex.............
What a surreal year.
And to think, it's not even over yet.
jimbo wales die bitch
fuck you eileen, oh, you're kind of dogshit
> This is the crux of the "human nature is incompatible with communism" argument
his argument is actually sound, the part that is lacking is that Marx argued at some point, capitalism would be unable to provide workers with refrigerators and white picket fence lawns, as it demands continuously increased profit and profit is inversely correlated with worker compensation. plus further revisions to marxist theory do consider that first world workers, being the recipients of imperalist spoils, are on average wealthier than the workers on the third world, so a worldwide worker revolution would begin on the third world, where workers would feel squeezed sooner, and then move onto the first world.
the real failure of trying to combat the "human nature" argument is trying to put the logic of economic systems on moral terms, which sucks and is useless. it's a losing conversation to move onto drastically trascendental areas, especially to argue against something as empirically understood as "people like nice things".
I mustn't run away.
>>818 Why do you bother capitalising Marx (arf arf) but not the start of your sentences?
Well, Yahoo Mail has finally stopped working on Safari 9.1.3, it no longer takes me to the simple version. I did not need anything else from an email platform. Another one bites the dust. I hate how simple services stop working when they update things.
Somalia: the worst place on earth
sumo deadlift feels so fucking good, i've been conned by rippetards for the last time
Thinkin' about... frosted butts...
if you're gonna be fat and asian at least don't have long slicked back hair
Lolbertarian: "Joke's on you, I hate roads."
>>827
I think most people who call themselves libertarians just want a milder version of anarchy
might dress as fat thor for halloween, i've never even watched a marvel movie but i have the strongfat physique and the hair and beard nailed down already
AI taking off is a good time for me to drop all of my current interests and finally become a hermit.
Obsessing or making a primary activity out of reading the news instead of other things is essentially just waiting for things to happen when you could be doing something.
Obsessing or making a primary activity out of reading textboards instead of other things is essentially just waiting for things to happen when you could be doing something.
Muh generation is doomed
EOPVN
Haven't seen anyone discuss L.A. Noire in quite some time yet it's had some cultural longevity in YouTubers' choice of sound effects and people regularly using Cole's expression of "doubt" (verbal beatdown).
I used to not understand why you need to rotate the tires on your car. Don't they rotate all the time while the car is moving.
You ever encounter a woman in public and she's just inexplicably enchanting? She might not even be dressed well or have put much effort into her appearance but she stands out like a single beautiful orchid in a field of white clover. You find your eyes tracing her up and down, pausing on her lips, taking in the dainty contours of her neck and nape, imagining your wedding day, imagining yourself ravishing her all night long, your life together, being buried in the same grave together. That ever happen to you? It's because she was ovulating and you, as a male, can smell it. No amount of surgeries and voice training can give a troon the things that an actual woman doesn't even have to consciously try for.
>>842 Son, that's called being a eunuch and it's what happens when you chemically castrate yourself, it's not real, none of this shit is real.
>>841
Thats not true, im sure people who are attracted to trans feel like that all the time
>>843
actually, i spent most of my early life struggling with the fear that the twisted sexual urges i felt at the time would drive me to do something horrific to another human being one day, so i'm extremely glad they're gone now. if they're not real, hopefully i keep dreaming.
maybe if there were other socially acceptable means of castrating oneself in western society i wouldn't be trans, though.
Meme stock lunatics be all like "haha have fun with your boomer tickers" and buy up brick and mortar chains
when the guy sounds exactly like what he looks like he sounds like
i didn't need any fag hormones to castrate myself all i needed was a knife and some vodka
>>807
What's the correct way to pirate Teaching Feeling these days?
Does anyone remember seeing a "draw a moff" thread on the imageboard some while back? Someone posted his moff captcha and someone drew a cute moth in reply. Did anyone save the moff? I need that moff.
I can't get it out of my mind even though it's been months since.
on the tangential note of images regrettably left unsaved, i failed to archive a parody of SBaHJ wherein the panel of Sweet Bro saying "whoof want to know" was redrawn as Twilight Sparkle.
it was both hilarious and cursed.
anyway i hope >>850 finds the moff
I think its funny that on a board that obviously has 1 or 2 deeply religious posters, the bodybuilder type is the one to take issue with trans
Heard my 50+ parents arguing about sex
i hope frederick cook is aware he looks like a chudjak irl
>>854 Is that one of those deals where they mix the semen of 50 dudes in a jug and fertilise yo mama with the salty goulash?
>You ever encounter a woman in public and she's just inexplicably enchanting?
...No? Dude, I think you're just lonely.
I wonder what's happening on DQN right now
>>841
Hey, trans women tend to have personalities more than cis women.
Sure, there's like 6 trans personalities but women only have like 2 maybe 3
Men have like 10
lmao
>>857
Nah man, I mean it's the difference between "saw a hot girl in public, looked at her butt for a sec and went on with my day" and "saw Venus in the flesh today, would that shed've stabbed me through the heart, that I might be near to her for even a fleeting second". It's not even a question of physical attractiveness.
vc: uncuck
had to unleash the emergency mittens today, really wish they didn't jerk the way they do when scrolling it would make them far more comforting in times like this
Apparently 4-ch.net may have more active users than the metaverse, which is live already?
The funniest thing about the AI artwork hysteria is that there's been so many demonstrations with Hatsune Miku, that people actually think "Oh, this has to be AI art, nobody willingly draws Miku."
I can do most all kind of work. I can ride with the best.
She Jinping slammed as a Marxist Feminist
Gatekeep Gaslight Gross Girlboss
Sherri Martel...
fucksushi, marrysushi, ...
Speaking of religion my geography teacher showed a Turkish depiction of Muhammad in a powerpoint about the basics of Islam because he was unaware this was deeply offensive.
I dont know whats funnier, that someone that ignorant of the topic was teaching it or that he could've been killed for that ignorance
trains
the power of the punai punai
Come to think of it, Plato never made up a scenario exonerating Socrates in full.
スニードの種子と食餌（元店主：チャック）
vc: vibe
MY VC IS SOCK!
God how do people manage to become therapists, I feel like I would be bawling my eyes out at every single patient I'm supposed to be providing for.
Iran protests are cringe
>>883
Better than the so-called chinese protests of literally one person hanging a sign on a bridge for a few minutes.
no longer a 24yo virgin
I don't think as much as I used to.
Things would be better if everyone was just drunk 24/7.
One of these days I'm going to actually consoom at least something in my GOG or Steam library.
Posting from Firefox 48 :3
>>890 I was watching you power up that old laptop on the floor and I just wanted to tell you that I was hypnotised by your sexy, sexy bum. Can we have sex?
with how horribly it went i'm fairly sure i'm just not compatible with the world...
on the other hand, all my envy/jealousy has instantly disappeared and that feels pretty good
WTFWJD when nukes start flying?
As a general principle, I don't use wrong definitions or pronunciations of things made up recently by journalists, zealots, or Redditors.
I shouldn't be shocked when people do, but I can't help but feel the hurt.
FRANCE vs GREECE in the UK and this is the turnout you get?
Dang brexit
I heard some "slut rap" in a porn music video for the first time and am disappointed certain groups have rallied around it politically and were making such a big deal out of when the non-pretentiousness of the lyrics imply its not meant to be anything deeper than what it is presented as.
I do like having a feminine voice in background music for porn though
I want to eat the grapes in Minoriko's hat
Also the peaches in Tenshi's hat. Why do so many Tou hoes have fruit in their hats.
the weimarted states of muttmerica