JOEY DIDJA HEEEEAAAAAR!!!!
> Reconstruction of the 40,000 year old Oase 2 (who is not an ancestor to any living person)[39]
Wikipedia has no chill. Jesus.
based and unbased collide and convert 99.9% of their mass into energy in a massive burst of gamma rays, sterilizing the entire earth
😒 Pics or didn't happen
I feel kinda bad now about that time I joined a death cult.
wife guy (guy who is a wife)
Mmmm. Love a cold beer.
I'm just an n-word living in an n-world
dog-on-dog crime statistics
Happy 200,000th stir fry, little cat.
The UAE implies they still have apartheid in their work visa pamphlet, holy shit
i'm durnk
Elden Ring does appear to be a damn near perfect game but I wouldn't enjoy it.
Shy, nerdy young male with body image issues standing in front of forked path meme, the dark and scary castle is labeled "become a tranny", the flowery and friendly castle is labeled "become a bodybuilder"
Let go your nerdy tether. Enter the old. Empty, and become skeleton.
Why does Kokusei say 速戦即決 when the much more literal and relevant translation of "Blitzkrieg" 電撃戦 exists
I hope your day, anxiety, and death get better.
SWEDISH SEX PENIS
I think I figured out why I keep getting recommended Minecraft videos despite never having watched any videos about Minecraft. My hypothesis is that people are loading up their tags with popular things (like Minecraft) so it appears to the algorithm that I'm watching a Minecraft video whenever I happen to watch one such video.
I think minecraft is just a popular topic and the algorithm sometimes tries to recommend you things that are popular even if you haven't shown interest in them before.
You people are fucking sick in the head.
German Death Grips be like
es geht es geht es geht es geht es geht
jüh!
Schneidemaschine!
meanwhile, American Rammstein:
you
you have
you have me
you have me
you have me asked
you have me asked
you have me asked and i have nothing said
you STINK so good
you STINK so good you give me a HARD ON
Two 'no's make a 'yes'
Life hack: speak Spanish to avoid being date raped by pedantic prescriptive grammarians
I love that there is now a vigorous Internet debate on a topic where neither side seems to have enough knowledge of the subject to be allowed to have opinions.
Westerners be like: EVERYTHING IS A HUMAN RIGHT
having the ability to deprive other humans of their rights for arbitrary, unjustified reasons is a human right
US elite 250 years ago: Tax evasion is a human right!
US elite now: It's not tax evasion when we do it.
I miss the music board. I have quite a few MIDI files I'd like to post.
I HATE BEST BUY!!!!! I HATE CONSUMER ELECTRONICS!!!!! GGRRRRRAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHGGGHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
imagine believeing that phenomena possess an intrinsic nature, this post brought to you by mahayana gang
i am a man of culture (i was heated to just below boiling point and had my proteins denatured and then was inoculated with a small piece of another man of culture)
Not-really-surprising discovery: Protein shakes and energy drinks do not mix well.
>>395 It sounds like we should get DQN DIGITAL VOL. 3 on the go
Everybody wants to poop, but nobody wants to wipe
A penny saved is a few mills earned
Name a hedgehog cooler than Sonic. I'll wait.
The Miles Davis of being way past cool
The guy on the "Der Untermensch" Nazi poster actually looks pretty cool.
Today I learned that "You Spin Me Round" had a music video and that it's visual kei as fuck
I just don't have anal sex like I used to.
西方浄土は黒人がいません
pretty sure i cured my homosexuality and autism by supplementing l. reuteri
anyway all of you sperg faggots should try it as well
vc: inded
/gsg/ autists often hold the dumb opinion that Switzerland should be partitioned between France, Germany, and Italy along linguistic lines, but I think the opposite scenario would be much better for everyone involved(except the Swiss)
Imagine...from the channel to the Baltic to the Adriatic, nothing but Switzerland.............
Is this just some ploy to get me to put someone else's poop in my anus?
ENOUGH about the midterms, you're supposed to be a comedian
No, it's a ploy to restore the Holy Roman Empire. Take that, Bonaparte!
I'm kind of a big leg/footfag and apparently so is the character designer at MiHoYo because I have to jack off before logging in to do my gacha dailies or I won't be able to focus...
White people be like "ooh is that a quiche!"
I have a very ugly penis. It's brutish, thick, rough, and of multiple shades. It's likely what an orc penis would look like.
I just want to cuddle and hug a cute girl who loves me and also I love her!
I like how dudebro is a slur on the american left
>>421 Someone offered me a bit of quiche the other day and I said “Hmm nah no thanks, not a fan”
I have a really cute penis. It's not too short not too long, has a nice fat ratio and it's shape is good. If only its head was a bit larger it would be perfect.
Fuck tan M&Ms
All my homies hate tan M&Ms
this meme by blue crew
It was too big to be called a penis. Massive, thick, heavy, and far too rough. Indeed, it was a heap of raw schmeat.
raw schmeat is raw schmurder
I hate how young people like unsatisfying endings that dont even make much of a point just because its "realistic"
Shitlibs love having their own opinion screamed back at them in a faux-outrage and peppered with curse words (Maddox, Jon Stewart, etc) because it allows them to pretend that agreeing politically 100% with Burger King and the Walt Disney Corporation is still edgy and subversive.
>>431
Maddox is probably the cringiest of the "mainstream" lolcows
Neolibs be like: lets support a violently homophobic religion to own the right epically
Yay, Fat Rick Tomlinson is back!
affogato
Have you considered making good posts yourself?
Idea: calling someone "athenian"(lowercase) as an antonym to "laconic"(tersely witty). Someone who says a lot of words without really actually saying anything would be speaking in an athenian way.
>>438
I'll endorse anything that reinforces negativity towards those Greek homos
Imagine doing a passable job in a title known for its astonishing failure rate only to be labeled by future historians as "poopyname". Such was the fate of Byzantine emperor Constantine V for his support of iconoclasm.
Frankly, the Greeks deserve Turkey.
>>438 I don't think that's quite what laconic means, but I like the idea
Thinking of leaving the internet again.
>>442
Just spend less time on it, quitting the internet cold turkey never works
Thinking of all the NEETs that were killed or left homeless in Ukraine fills me with existential dread.
My online routine has devolved into doing nothing but checking DQN once every couple of days.
Penis (mine)
I ahegao'd for real
"I don't like anything that's dark"
-Dori "the nigger exterminator" Hebrewitz, 2022
Never ever subscribe to a gym that isn't owned by some roided up white boomer with a monosyllabic name ending in a velar plosive consonant (Hank, Doug, Chuck).
eating handfuls of raw spinach straight out of the bag and chugging twelve raw eggs
Are people that seriously argue and try to reason with actual crazy people more mentally ill?
funny wordle today