Greetings DQN! Do you like philosophy? Did you know that back in the old days, Philosophy wasn't just about jacking off on the internet over old books? Philosophy was about action! That's right, philosophers were interested in figuring out how to live the good life. And what action is greater at bettering your life than buying and eating a nice, juicy, delicious McDonald's BigMac? I'm eating one right now and I'm Loving It! The more I think about it (that's what philosophers do, hehe), the more I understand - Plato would have LOVED the McDonald's Bigmac. What faster route is there to knowledge of the Forms than the wonderful flavors of the BigMac secret sauce? MMmmm, delicious! Go to McDonald's, buy a BigMac today!

Be sure to post a photograph of your McDonald's BigMac purchase to share with others what a great philosopher you are too!